Archer - Milton

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  • Season 06 - Episode 01 - The Holdout
    Release date: 1/8/15
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  • @monarrez
    @monarrez  6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Who the hell downvoted Milton?

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JCM Malory for obvious reasons

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dave Lister, he hates all self aware toasters.

    • @mewsingsbynatk
      @mewsingsbynatk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Malory.

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheryl, because Milton didn’t let her finish

  • @SpartanSniper3
    @SpartanSniper3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The fact that they kept the blood stain really brings it together for me.

    • @Theredtail95
      @Theredtail95 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s where Brett died.

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was new carpet with hobo blood

    • @Theredtail95
      @Theredtail95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yewtewba to show where Brett died.

  • @optimaltt6070
    @optimaltt6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    My heart just broke when Milton made a sad toast retracting noise after Cheryl said "you ruined it "

  • @Laserbeak316
    @Laserbeak316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I just love Milton! He's like the R2-D2 of the main cast, only one that makes toast. XD

    • @HeroBot930
      @HeroBot930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love him or hate him, he's spitting some straight facts.
      And toast.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSST!

    • @Tommy-mo7wh
      @Tommy-mo7wh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      challenging Katja‘s R2-DD2

  • @HeroBot930
    @HeroBot930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Love him or hate him, Milton's spitting some straight facts.
    And toast.

  • @ImAfemaleNoob2
    @ImAfemaleNoob2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love how slow Milton rolls around and that loading bar before the toast pops out.

    • @Foxmagik
      @Foxmagik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hadn't noticed that

    • @Theredtail95
      @Theredtail95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All toasters need a loading bar.

  • @TheJollyGreen
    @TheJollyGreen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Archer has the best closing scenes, and this one had me dying. The only other one that had me laughing as much if not more was when he was laughing about Woodhouse still held somewhere, "Woodhouse, hahaha, he's still tied up somewhere, haha, scared and alone, hhhahahaha, PROBABLY DEHYDRATED!" I was on the floor

  • @TheMidnightToke
    @TheMidnightToke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This was the best episode ever because of the last 20 seconds when the robot came in and the loading of the toast and it popping out and miss archer pissed asf had me so weak

    • @just_drew1831
      @just_drew1831 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IKR! LMFAO!! Favorite moment in the entire show.

  • @djross95
    @djross95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Jesus God, I'm having a stroke..." :-)

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG I think you need help or something.

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest PART 🤣! It's the rare time you can see Malory's eyes like that, or anyone's.

  • @johnalang
    @johnalang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Milton is the name of the toaster that used to be on the "Pop Tarts" commercials back in to 70's

  • @LivingCrusader
    @LivingCrusader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I want a Milton robot that makes toast. Just add a cabinet for things you put on toast, and it'd be perfect.

  • @asahel980
    @asahel980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    reminds me of a scene in Arrested Development
    lucille: Get Me A Vodka Rocks
    michael: mother its breakfast
    lucille: and a piece of toast
    malory in Archer is so Lucille Bluth.

    • @robertsimon2885
      @robertsimon2885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Asahel Funny, since they’re both played by Jessica Walter.

    • @CapitalismIsCancer
      @CapitalismIsCancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Here’s ten dollars, go see a star war.”

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CapitalismIsCancer Ten dollars?! That's a whole banana!

    • @pinksapphire2898
      @pinksapphire2898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously omg yes!!!!
      My boyfriend and I watched that show last summer. I never saw the comparison but fr they do act similar.

  • @HeroBot930
    @HeroBot930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:49 -- I felt that. 😔

  • @Ben-rz9cf
    @Ben-rz9cf ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that they spent most of the budget on an incredibly sophisticated era-inappropriate hologram machine just to fuck with Mallory lmfao

  • @tristandooley5594
    @tristandooley5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:44 Did Malory just see Gene Parmesan?

  • @cythegrate9989
    @cythegrate9989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I smell toast!

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh that’s probably just Milton

  • @peterlavalle
    @peterlavalle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Best. Character. Evaar!

  • @blueth0025
    @blueth0025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:59 Jeez Look at her eyes. It's like she is witnessing the end of the world

  • @oomfoof7294
    @oomfoof7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You know, if it IS a hologram, and it can be turned on and off, why don't they just keep it on?

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cheryl probably destroyed the hologram afterward to keep Malory in despair.
      Plus, I feel like the mere knowledge that the old, shitty office is exactly as it was before under the hologram would be enough to make Malory vomit with rage every day (that, and the fact that the drink cart can't even be interacted with).

  • @mewsingsbynatk
    @mewsingsbynatk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m eating toast while watching this right now.

  • @dancingdan1994
    @dancingdan1994 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the ending and how they made Milton have emotions

  • @cjmichaelrodriguez7431
    @cjmichaelrodriguez7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You can’t be that surprised though you put Cheryl and Pam in charge of the project you had to know something like that would happen

  • @traintrack3761
    @traintrack3761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:44 AAAAAAHHH!!!!😃😄😁😆 Oh shut up😒

  • @sproutley1
    @sproutley1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TOOOOAAAST!

  • @ryanphelan895
    @ryanphelan895 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cheryl: It's exactly like it was. We redid everything exactly like it was before.
    Malory: Jesus God, I'm having a stroke.
    Pam: No, the other one was just a hologram.
    [Pam and Cheryl laughing]
    Cheryl: Oh man, the look on your dumb face! (laughing)
    Me: Sorry, Malory. It was the best they could do.

  • @jeremyplum5007
    @jeremyplum5007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And Milton was never seen again 😮

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I guess one of Malory's fears is a stroke. Weird since archer's is a brain anuerism.

  • @Blashbuck
    @Blashbuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When she said "oh, this is n o t h i n g"

  • @Colincamera363
    @Colincamera363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't stop laughing

  • @themadhatter6554
    @themadhatter6554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brad's bloodstain is still on the floor

  • @claytoncondo3460
    @claytoncondo3460 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:21 “LET ME FINISH!”

  • @cioccolatamania3622
    @cioccolatamania3622 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is one time I feel bad for Malory

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 ปีที่แล้ว

    Milton's gonna attract ants.

  • @apertureAI-jw1iz
    @apertureAI-jw1iz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am starting to think archer is set in the future, probably some kind of alternate future seeing as how it has a space station with artificial gravity, A LITERAL HOLODECK, and Milton.

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The holodeck was Archer 1999, which was all in his unconscious head. And also (clues in the name) set in the past.

    • @skyrogue1977
      @skyrogue1977 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a theory that Archer is a prequel to Futurama.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf ปีที่แล้ว

      Milton. The peak of technological innovation.

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    props to the animators, all the women are smoking hot, even Malory

  • @Arvyn992
    @Arvyn992 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss milton

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why you don’t trust scarafaucet and baby Huey should have picked ray

  • @godusopp1797
    @godusopp1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd love to have the power to walk up to my boss and produce toast infront of them

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t remember the hologram bit, and I watched this a month ago.

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They even recreated the blood stain on the spot where Brett got shot.

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef ปีที่แล้ว

    I fell for the hologram at first myself. God, I thought... This show is going in another direction... And then...

  • @Theredtail95
    @Theredtail95 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want a Milton in my house.

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone catch Brett's blood stain?

  • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
    @nikolaspapanagnou2723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who's Milton?

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46 Don't talk to baby A.J like that!

  • @qualifiedidiots2165
    @qualifiedidiots2165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hated the new look.
    Loved the gag.