The Absurdity of The Simic Value Engine | Card Kaiser

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  • @remogaming791
    @remogaming791 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    The two things you want to do is draw cards and play lands. Simic just does both exceptionally and often on the same card.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      UG is engineered to be the best at doing what everyone needs to do!!

    • @PapiGordo5360
      @PapiGordo5360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It also means the opportunity cost is super low, so the decks consistency is extremely high.
      An Aura commander would need to have a lot of auras in the deck.
      A deck like Tatyova needs to have lands.
      These are not equal in opportunity cost.

  • @FootOfDOOM
    @FootOfDOOM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Each color other than blue seems to have an express “win condition” that it pushes the player towards (white tokens and anthems, red burn and small creatures, green big dumb stompy) but blue has this “corrupting” effect that takes the supporting aspect of the other colors (white taxes, green ramp) and cranks them up to 11. Then you either don’t need a win condition or you just need such a small one that the deck just ends up spinning its wheels so long that it turns into. Add red and you get the impulse draw and spell volume to make a storm deck. Add white and you get the removal and taxes for control.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The corrupting power of knowledge is real asf. One essence of blue is striving for perfection, so bringing out the wildest aspects of other colors feels right for them.

    • @FootOfDOOM
      @FootOfDOOM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RudestKaiser yes and the “perfect” combos don’t use a win condition as you can see in modern with the cuts to thassa’s oracle in nadu decks just more spinning spinning spinning

    • @TheUltimateRey
      @TheUltimateRey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@FootOfDOOM I think a common win condition for blue would be mill or having someone including yourself drawing their deck to make your opponents lose or turning that into a replacement win the game effect

  • @TheUltimateRey
    @TheUltimateRey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like blue and green together but adding red is just *chefs kiss*

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Chef's Kiss is quite the card. A Threaten for spells is really something, but who are we to judge someone's card choice?

    • @TheUltimateRey
      @TheUltimateRey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RudestKaiser I would run it in something like Naya… if I had one 🥲

  • @NecromancyForKids
    @NecromancyForKids 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I don't think I've ever seen or heard anyone say that White is the best color/second best color. Unless this just started in the past two years.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We are all too happy to be the first to say it

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ABZAN has never let me down.​@@RudestKaiser

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We know abzan is good but we also know they tend to be golgari decks with white splashed for removal.
      But we're all too happy to be proven wrong!!

    • @willowdelosrios4326
      @willowdelosrios4326 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RudestKaiser why would Golgari need to splash white for removal? They already have black, the color with the most removal spells. I feel like what white brings to Abzan in my experience is usually super cheap creatures and sacrifice fodder, plus a lot of buffs and anthems for your whole board. Well, that and siege rhino.

  • @Snipfragueur
    @Snipfragueur หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dimir is the most broken 2-color combination because of two cards :
    Thassa's oracle
    Demonic Consultation

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      True, but would you agree that being the most mechanically sound and having the highest win rate are different?

  • @willowdelosrios4326
    @willowdelosrios4326 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s funny how the simic cards that aren’t just value engines tend to be the ones that are actually associated with the simic combine on Ravnica. On Ravnica, Simic cards normally have a focus on +1/+1 counters, rather than just accumulating card draw and ramp (like, they still have access to both, because simic’s component colors are blue and green, but that’s not their focus).

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ravnica got it right, its every other plane is just doing the best they can to stay relevant...

  • @Wells13555
    @Wells13555 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    To be fair volo doesnt double ALL your creatures it only doubles ones you havent played a type of yet. Yes, you can just run craterhoof and zendikar but there is so much more possibility then that.
    Especially with all the universes beyond products, there are so many wacky individual creature types that exist, and i think a volo deck can be built in a cool kids way: you just have to put the effort in.
    Volo was the card that literally got me into magic, and i think hes an awesome deck building challenge.

    • @Justanerd-qj2hd
      @Justanerd-qj2hd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think more of the problem is that you *have* to put effort in to not just put in the staples again but have them be slightly different. He's a cool as hell commander, but the fact that consecrated sphinx is clearly the best sphinx card, creatorhoof behemoth is clearly the best beast card, avenger of zendikar is at least more than likely the best elemental in simic is what kinda pulls it down. I love Volo, but I wish that part of everything was a bit different

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We don't disagree. Luckily every deck can be built with heart, even with the most degenerate of commanders.
      Our distinction is not to claim the good cards aren't good nor that only mouth breathers gravitate toward popular legends, but instead to express that just being the best isn't as important as expression and is even less important in colors where the commander is just icing on the value cake.
      We hope you keep your volo deck until you get sick of it, and damn anyone else'a take on it. You're still welcome at the cool kid's table!!

  • @WondeR871
    @WondeR871 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good video, looking forward to hearing about Selesnya😉

  • @marshallscot
    @marshallscot หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love Volo and he was my first commander deck, but I think the "challenge" of playing different creature types isn't really a challenge at all. Just play the two best elves, merfolks, beasts, sphinxes, dragons, etc and go to town. The challenge inherent to tribal decks is playing sub optimal cards that punch up when supported by their tribe. With Volo you can basically play the best creature from each tribe, and his ability will make a "tribe of two" from that one creature. Not to mention the potential of playing copy creatures. I've seen a merfolk tribal Volo deck that went nuts with copy creatures which usually have an illusion or shapeshifter type on cast.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      We appreciate these commanders because they give as much as is put into them! This makes it clear who just wants to play good stuff and who wants to play sick decks like that merfolk one!!

  • @bassdoll1548
    @bassdoll1548 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i wish blue/green leaned more into things other then card draw/ramp, and more into copying creatures and activated abilites, topdeck/scry and counters (especially more unused mechanics like transferring counters/using them as a resource) I got into magic with ravnica, and simic graft, and later evolve have always been favorite mechanics of mine, but simics identity feels overshadowed by the goodstuff draw/ramp stuff. It also makes it awkward to build decks in simic colors, as theres so many cards that do that goodstuff glue, but imo are boring.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "UG leans so heavily into good stuff that it loses any identity" is such a genuine complaint. Simic isn't a top guild in our eyes for the same reason.

  • @joelhatterini6392
    @joelhatterini6392 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Simic: for when you want to blatantly cheat, without getting kicked out of the LGS.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a slogan many guilds would be proud to bear!!

  • @tribute731
    @tribute731 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'd actually argue blue is the strongest but that's using the old facts of a basic island being the highest wr card played in legacy. Idk if it's the same nowadays

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Between you and ourselves, neither do we. Magic is a very fast growing game!

  • @miguelfreitas5343
    @miguelfreitas5343 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have recently purchased a Xyris deck and a Zaxara deck. With those, I now have every single combination of Simic + a color in my deck list (the other being Lagrella), along with my two actual simic decks 😌 I love this color combination and the value will never end

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      We love players that obsess over colors. That level of dedication is how one becomes a master of an art!!

  • @andrewpark78
    @andrewpark78 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    inga and esika being in the "cool kids" club is clearly written by someone who has never experienced mana dork bro-storm

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The cool kid table is for legends that are interactive and engaging. Inga and Eskia are both.

    • @andrewpark78
      @andrewpark78 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@RudestKaiser i promise you they are not... the play pattern is find haste enabler -> immediately storm off to draw your whole deck and win however you want. I made a quick deck when she came out to play augmenter pugilist // echoing equation with kamahl, heart of krosa to turn my whole board into overrunners, and realized it accidentally wins on turn 5 every game. Extremely degenerate solitaire deck.

  • @hightensionjapanesegoblin9821
    @hightensionjapanesegoblin9821 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's scary that Volo, which should be an incredibly scary card, is seen as kinda weak in the game of Simic. Duplicate creatures is nice, but more greed!

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We think this is called "powercreep" but it isn't in any chronological order, so maybe it has a different name.

  • @sayntfuu
    @sayntfuu หลายเดือนก่อน

    Monstrous Vortex.

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 หลายเดือนก่อน

    While technically Temur because partners with, Madame Vastra is a refreshing different take on the Simic formula: force blocks, make tokens for card draw & life gain, and find a way to capitalize.
    Then her partner, Jenny Flint, turns those tokens into growth for Vastra so shes more likely to survive blockers, and growing by attacking alongside V so she can deliver the killing blow.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are a very cool pair. We have a friend that built them after seeing Night of Sweets' Revenge!!

    • @byronsmothers8064
      @byronsmothers8064 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RudestKaiser deep clue sea was my starting point of the deck, pivot out the white and incorporate red while going 'fight club', and it goes silly.
      MKM in general was definitely the leg-up they needed.

  • @miguelzartz9054
    @miguelzartz9054 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Simic player knows my heart. Im all about those tokens and creature copies. Ive made pretty much all these commanders except Ivy and Kinnan.

  • @100legodude
    @100legodude 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Blue is the best colour in Magic, easily. It’s not even close. The best cards in the game are all blue cards and artifacts, with the occasional black card throw in. Ancestral Recall, Time Walk, Tinker, Mana Drain, Force of Will, etc.

  • @Q1470J
    @Q1470J 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have an Arwen scary deck. Love it so much.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We bet it is even worse than scary, but love that you saw how strong it was too!!

  • @calebale5307
    @calebale5307 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Really good video! And great music, where is it from?

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you for the comment. Music is all from Trauma Center: New Blood.

  • @friesen_m
    @friesen_m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omo does this uniquely and I like it: On ETB Turn on all Urza lands and add more mana for Cloudpost? Sign me up!
    Also you can win with a cheated Maze's End as well

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Winning with Maze's End in a 2 color deck was the dream Niv Mizzet died and was resurrected for. Praise be to the Guildpact!!

  • @dudemanbrodog1961
    @dudemanbrodog1961 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dimir is the best color combination. I really dont think its a debate. Blue and black can interact at every and any point. Green is better in lower powered pods because green is supported by the social contract.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      We'll take your word for it!!

    • @dudemanbrodog1961
      @dudemanbrodog1961 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RudestKaiser I don't think it's just taking my word for it. For example. Blue black lands are almost always the most expensive, and that's because they are the most commonly powerful colors in formats. Black tutors, blue stack interaction. Both have great unconditional card draw and unconditional removal. As you go up power levels, things like green land ramp becomes less powerful because there is better ramp at those tiers.
      I do think the video hits a lot of good points about the simic value engine. I just disagreed with the, simic is the best color combination

  • @WilkersonWhittle
    @WilkersonWhittle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was entertaining, thanks.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad you enjoyed it and we hope you look forward to the next few two color combos we cover!!

  • @King_Macrophage
    @King_Macrophage หลายเดือนก่อน

    It sucks cuz with power creep, wotc feel pressured to make more simic value engine commanders to keep up the pace, leaving alot of actually interesting commanders like Jyoti, Omo, or Gor Muldrak feeling second class.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is really sad that Jyoti is so unpopular because they are one of the most interesting simic legends...
      But isn't it the fault of us, the players, for always wanting to play with only the best of the best?

  • @robertterrell7057
    @robertterrell7057 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0::10 I can tell the video is more jokey but the comp player in me hard disagrees with "green" being the best color in comp. It is arguably one of worse it plays fair magic compared to the stupid bullshit other colors do. Green and Blue is definitely one of the strongest tho.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      The best thing about the game is that there is no best anything. Everything loses to something else. We're glad you can understand that.

  • @afriendofafriend5766
    @afriendofafriend5766 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wasn't under the interpretation that green is the strongest color in magic, at least in older formats.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All we know is that any time a green card in a cycle isn't centered around putting counters on something, it winds up being the best of the 5.

    • @Enja_Near
      @Enja_Near หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RudestKaiserCryptic Command would like to have a word with you.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      We can do a whole video on cycles

  • @NateFinch
    @NateFinch หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't think Ivy is really on the same level as the other Simic value engine commanders you mentioned. You reelly have to work pretty hard to make her good. Don't get me wrong, I have an Ivy deck, and it's a lot of fun, but I always feel like I am having to work for my wins, unlike when I played a Tatyova landfall deck.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      We don't disagree but like we mentioned, the commander of these decks doesn't matter. Ivy isn't so bad that she invalidates the value engine so we felt she was still important to showcase.

  • @TheSpiritombsableye
    @TheSpiritombsableye หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best color is green? I don't know if I can take this channel seriously.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We would love to hear your take on the best color

  • @robertomacetti7069
    @robertomacetti7069 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hilarious how green become the worst color by far in cedh

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      cEDH is a different beast entirely.

  • @ServbotNumba40
    @ServbotNumba40 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The deck isn't Green Deck wins... all I'm saying.

    • @RudestKaiser
      @RudestKaiser  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very true but why doesn't any other color feel the need to advertise that their deck will win?

    • @ServbotNumba40
      @ServbotNumba40 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @RudestKaiser If they did advertise it, that would be false advertisement.

  • @brandonbrooks779
    @brandonbrooks779 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Azorius does everything simic does better, except ramp.

    • @Cybertech134
      @Cybertech134 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ramp is one of the most important things being talked about here, so that's not saying much.