Mindy Kaling just voices the character and was given an Executive Producer credit like many stars are, regardless of their involvement. This show was created by the showrunner Charlie Grandy, who is a middle aged white guy. Just so everyone's clear on that.
Velma: “ My name is Velma Dinkley-“ OG Velma: [Punches Velma] “ No, no it’s not, your name is Mindy failing.” [Pushes up her glasses and walks off like a boss] Me: [Walks by and sees unconscious Velma] “ …” [Takes Velma’s wallet and walks away]
8 fxkking grand??? Bro.... i don't even want to vomit all night with a tummy bug.... This is way worse.... hmm how much would i need to volunteer to spew all night? Or worse, watch this? Damn that's a food question. Cuz i like money and all, but kinda don't care about it, to a point. I mean... lambo money??? Hmm Ill have to sleep on it
@@shadowdragon7347 she would definitely be into the occult but they made her so washed out. It's so annoying 😭 I'm glad they didn't butcher her band mates
@@parkersmith8711this is past even double hell. They joked of that, this is triple hell where your strapped to the chair and forced to watch this as they play elevator music at such. a low level you hear ot and yet cant make it fully out because it's a distorted version of baby shark to squad's barbie girl.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
"Velma saved the life of every girl here." Correction Norvil did, as he killed the serial killer. Also Victoria had a dumb plan, but it did not involve killing all the girls as they are still alive.
Indeed, and since none of the victims are dead, and seem to be dealing with being disembodied shockingly well, you could argue not even their metaphorical lives were taken...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC You can also argue. That because Norvil's grandmother runs a brain spa. This probably helped them to become better people and It helped boost their popularity. Then the are now back in their bodies. Also thanks to Norvil because he's the one who convinced his grandmother to do it.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
@baoziday5178 that person is a bot. They copied and pasted the comment on 15 others. Also, just go back to 1999 and look at the hex girls as they are meant to be seen. They are meant to be goth bad bitches, not sad crackheads.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
ok, the scooby gang met the hex girls in "the witch's ghost" movie, in which they were ADULTS... so if this brainrot is supposed to be an origin story, HOW IS THORN OLDER??? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TEENAGER TOO AT THIS POINT... oh fuck it, it's velma, why am I even surprised they made Thorn the ambodiment of crack...
If I remember correctly, The Hex Girls were implied to be slightly younger than the Scooby Gang in their first appearance. Not by much, but still. Also, I wouldn't lump any of this in with literally any other part of the Scooby franchise, much less call it an origin story. It watches like an animated self-insert anti-fanfic.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
10:00 to be fair, what she’s saying is: if science doesn’t explain the paranormal, why not at least try to look at it from a different angle. Which is pretty rational and pretty standard for a show with paranormal elements.
The people behind this show must know how to make a really ironclad contract. Plus, David Zsaslav never watched Coyote v. ACME. I doubt he's watched this either.
Wasn’t it that they made a black girl named Scoobi the Scooby stand-in? Unless her brain ends up getting removed and doing just that or something lol, idk, I just remember that being news from season 1
@@VJP8464 That turned out to just be a rumor. But I've been spoiled on this season (is it really spoiling when I don't intend to actually watch it?). We get a talking dog in this season. Oh good grief we definitely get a talking dog this season. This is not a prequel to Scooby Doo. It's not an origin story. It doesn't work as one in any possible way. It's just an incredibly dumb show that had the Scooby Doo IP slapped onto it.
I actually watched the entire season and you're close. It's Scrappy. They brought back Scrappy Doo as an indestructible supersoldier created by the government who is also the serial killer. I can't make this shit up bro, I quite liked the second season but this twist was goofy as fuck 💀
@@kameahbenjamin178 Its a hate rage show, so of course it would be Scrappy; because it's just so easy to use the character a few people hate. They're not even beating the dead horse, just picking up the remains of it.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
@@ManiaeTheArchivist These are the same people defending the Suicide Squad game and calling One Piece mid in every comment section that mentions them. Best to just ignore them.
This Velma is far from rational. This Velma, if it wasn’t a self insert, would’ve been put in the Looney bin. Also, why did they have to butcher the Hex Girls?! Do you know how many fans loved/crushed over them? They’re fan favs.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
I think they attempted to make a animated show that's like Riverdale without realizing why the first few seasons of Riverdale worked and why the rest failed
As a person who almost has to stop playing football (soccer), something I love, because of my panic attacks. Has ruined other stuff too. One took me 5 days to recover from. I colapsed on field, muscles did not work, I chould not breath, intense pain in my chest, emotionless. (I know the diffrence between panic attacks and normal exhaustion from exercise). I have had depression so deep my mom chould not get hold on me, she said I looked dead and she was very scared and worried. I chould not eat, drink, speak, hear, react for DAYS. I still just struggle to funktion as a human being. This show is so disrespectfull towards mental illness Tho I love watching Nux watch these❤
Yeah when Velma is factually the worst show IN EXISTENCE whilst no game no life is SO phenomenal yet the worst thing in existence and reality gets a second season and something that is awesome and GOOD doesn’t it’s the biggest bull EVER
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
HEX GIRLS NOOOOOOOoooooooo This is like watching a smug performer in a show thinking its amazing, throwing a fish onto its stage that struggles in vain and we have no choice but to watch it,but when you finally think it's gonna be put off its misery,they grab it,dip it in water and makes us watch all over again
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
So crazy how much genuine good will this franchise has built up over the years, and this has a decent voice cast with good animation... and yet this show seems DETERMINED to run all that into the ground.
I can't believe I have to say this to a "investigator": If you want to dust for prints, wear gloves or your prints will show up on the evidence & incriminate you for the crime
To be honest, the idea of Shaggy constantly stress eating due to guilt and trauma is actualy a good idea that could give more relatabilty and depth to the character on a level nobody would ever had been able to expect, while also giving him a more grounded and mature feel. They did it, they had a good idea. It took more than a whole season and absolutely terrible ass execution, but they had a good idea! Im tak'n it! IM TAK'N IT!
I can even see it being used in the original scooby doo, that he stress eats due to having to run for their lives all the time. Running from 'monsters' that want to harm you, and you have no idea when the next person in a suit will appear can be heavily stress inducing. Where you use the thing you love into a sort of coping mechnism.
I've heard that the main reason season 2 happened is because they already paid for the animation and it was already in the pipeline when season 1 failed.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
Oh my ACTUAL freaking god the writers and everyone who worked on this magma dumpster fire literally DESPISE scooby doo and insulting it and defiling it AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND AS MUCH AS THEY CAN
Kinda wild how the one character the audience is supposed to hate is not only the most tolerable character, but _unironically a better detective than the protagonist._
Love is real, soulmates aren't. Because its fucking stupid to think there is only 1 compatible person who exists for each other person. Also, people change over time, and its likely that you'll eventually grow apart from the people you once loved. And thats okay because there are always more people out there. And its also okay if love just isn't your thing.
Ahhh nux don't you know this is the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing and expecting a different result? You watch velma, you suffer immensely. You ask us to not hit the like button, we hit the like button to see your brain melt more and more with every episode.
Also on a personal note I am watching this to help motivate my unaliving as nothing makes me want to no longer be among the living than witnessing the zombie corpse of this franchise get ANOTHER season of beyond shit tier content.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
Insanity is expecting different results from doing the same thing over and over. He made $8,150 from the first one... maybe its a good kind of insanity😅
@@LeiSnows I know your comment is bait as it's literal copy paste on multiple comments, but on this one it doesn't even make sense. He literally said he's watching the show.
Unfortunately Velma was greenlit for 2 seasons from the start, so this could not have been stopped regardless. If it gets season 3 however, I'm with you; we're beyond saving.
I LOVE Scooby doo. And I actually gave season 1 of this show a shot. What killed it for me was how awful everyone was to each other. They were just… mean, and not really for any reason. That’s why I only made it through 5 episodes and had to quit. I did watch mystery Inc. and that was much more my type of show and iteration of this gang
Don't worry, Nux. You aren't suffering alone. I'm already in pain but ready to endure this dumpster fire as well as I possibly can. I still have no idea how I survived season 1.
To be fair, only a nugget of quality in the giant steaming pile of- I believe Velma's mom went to the place where the serial killer was hanging out at to get details and inspiration for her novels and then she got attacked and that's why she feels guilty. Also, the brains still being here while stupid is continuity.
How am I supposed to believe that any of the relationships or bonds between these characters are genuine when *the moment* that something slightly suspicious points towards someone EVERYONE immedietly acts as if they are now suspect number 1 without as much as an OUNCE of good faith? If I found out that my parents or best friend might be involved in a murder my immediate reaction would be disbelief and denial. But these people? They throw each other under the bus immedietly! Most of the time they don't even let the person explain themselvs unless they have no other choice but to listen! Suspicion is the default. No friendgroup acts this way unless the people in it are psychopaths that don't actually give a shit.
That's how I felt at the end of Season 1. Like why would Fred want to team up with any of them after his Mum's death? Yeah, she was the serial killer but he had a somewhat good relationship with her.
Mindy and people with that kind of personality have no true friends, it's sycophancy turning instantly into 'I always knew they were bigoted' for their own gain.
Like how out of anything you can ruin they really go after the Hex Girls goddamn they can never be unforgiven and I still choose to believe there's only one season that exists.
@@georgeprchal3924 Batwoman was scrapped with a good chunk of work already put into it. These companies don't really care. Something tells me Mindy has dirt on some HBO staff.
I believe the only reason they even have a season 2 is because they agreed to two seasons from the start. Now judging from how bad both seasons are I highly doubt we’d get a season 3.
oh my god. not part 2. this feels like they watched stranger things, and went, we can do that too. but lets ruin scooby doo in the process while' were coaked up on meth and weed,.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
As bad as season 2 is, I can at least tell what's supposed to be a serious moment, what's supposed to be a joke, and what's supposed to be satire. That's way more than season 1 managed. A few of the jokes actually got me too. I think maybe one joke in season 1 even came close. The show also isn't nearly as disgusting to look at or listen to. It's still bad, but they improved on some basic fundamentals. Now they just need to learn how to write a plot.
if someone told me this show was written after the writers took a hard long sniff of Colombian C and 12 bottles of "Spirytus Rektyfikowany"(most alcoholic drink on the planet) i would totally believe you!
The entire series is out you could have a full live stream reacting to all the episodes to get them done in one day, but that would destroy your mental health.
My name is Velma Dinkley ... No, no it's not your name is Mindy Kaling
And she was only good when she was a silly side character in the office, not in charge of anything.
@@DontCallMeYourSlimeshe appeared in a beloved show and thought she was in anyway a part of what people loved.
Mindy Failing
Mindy Kaling just voices the character and was given an Executive Producer credit like many stars are, regardless of their involvement. This show was created by the showrunner Charlie Grandy, who is a middle aged white guy. Just so everyone's clear on that.
Velma: “ My name is Velma Dinkley-“
OG Velma: [Punches Velma] “ No, no it’s not, your name is Mindy failing.” [Pushes up her glasses and walks off like a boss]
Me: [Walks by and sees unconscious Velma] “ …” [Takes Velma’s wallet and walks away]
Did you do it?
Nux: yes
What did it cost?
Nux: I got $8,100. But I lost my sanity.
He didn't pay 8,100 he got that amount from reacting to it he only lost his sanity
it gives ''I'm not gay but $50 is $50.'' vibes.
I'm gay but exposing yourself to 40 minutes of Velma is a lot to give for a mere 8000$
@@Aflay1Same im a lesbian but no. just no. this show is just no
8 fxkking grand??? Bro.... i don't even want to vomit all night with a tummy bug....
This is way worse.... hmm how much would i need to volunteer to spew all night? Or worse, watch this?
Damn that's a food question. Cuz i like money and all, but kinda don't care about it, to a point.
I mean... lambo money??? Hmm
Ill have to sleep on it
They massacred the Hex Girls. Unforgivable. One million years dungeon for all involved. No trial. No trial.
That sounds like something Lemongrab would say 😭
@@baoziday5178lemongrab would be right then. They turned goth vampire mommy into a crackhead😭😭😭
@@shadowdragon7347 she would definitely be into the occult but they made her so washed out. It's so annoying 😭 I'm glad they didn't butcher her band mates
🍋
@@baoziday5178 I’m pretty sure she’s just supposed to be old. She says she used to be in the hex girls, plus she looks visibly older.
Sir Pentious went to heaven, Nux returns to hell
Nuxpentious solos Velma
He sacrificed himself for Sir Pentious
Nah this is an insult to Hell this is worse
Fair.
@@parkersmith8711this is past even double hell. They joked of that, this is triple hell where your strapped to the chair and forced to watch this as they play elevator music at such. a low level you hear ot and yet cant make it fully out because it's a distorted version of baby shark to squad's barbie girl.
Nux got me going feral with how submissive and breedable he looks today
Because David Zaslav the CEO of WB is an idiot.
What does the main creator have on the HBO guys? 😂
Well, season 2 is basically season 1 part 2, these episodes were already being made. MAX basically halved one season to get 2.
It wasn't renewed, it was greenlit for 2 seasons.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
"Velma saved the life of every girl here." Correction Norvil did, as he killed the serial killer. Also Victoria had a dumb plan, but it did not involve killing all the girls as they are still alive.
Indeed, and since none of the victims are dead, and seem to be dealing with being disembodied shockingly well, you could argue not even their metaphorical lives were taken...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC You can also argue. That because Norvil's grandmother runs a brain spa. This probably helped them to become better people and It helped boost their popularity. Then the are now back in their bodies. Also thanks to Norvil because he's the one who convinced his grandmother to do it.
they done ruined the Hex Girls... i have no reason to live anymore
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
@@LeiSnows oh, just shut up.
@@LeiSnows snap back to reality
@baoziday5178 that person is a bot. They copied and pasted the comment on 15 others.
Also, just go back to 1999 and look at the hex girls as they are meant to be seen. They are meant to be goth bad bitches, not sad crackheads.
@@LeiSnowsyour copy paste comments still have more originality then velma 😂😂😂
I just realized that the whole town went 3 weeks without realizing the sheriff was missing 😅
😂 apparently any reports or correspondence to and from his office are on his desk collecting dust
you assume this show ever made sense in any way.
🤣🤣🤣
Velma thinks rich people come back from the dead, but she calls herself a rationalist.
All press F to pay respect for Nux brain cells sacrfice for our entertaiment
F
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
@@LeiSnowsnice bait
@@GUYMAN261hear me out they have 16 comments on this video last I checked all the same thing just go through and report all of them
He had those?
ok, the scooby gang met the hex girls in "the witch's ghost" movie, in which they were ADULTS... so if this brainrot is supposed to be an origin story, HOW IS THORN OLDER??? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TEENAGER TOO AT THIS POINT... oh fuck it, it's velma, why am I even surprised they made Thorn the ambodiment of crack...
😂 Uhhh Thorn is a clone- or her daughter will take her name.
@@TheFatalcrest honestly that makes more sense than this entire series 😆😆😆
@@nkondilis1997 xD For this series, I think you could easily write circles around any of the staff
If I remember correctly, The Hex Girls were implied to be slightly younger than the Scooby Gang in their first appearance. Not by much, but still. Also, I wouldn't lump any of this in with literally any other part of the Scooby franchise, much less call it an origin story. It watches like an animated self-insert anti-fanfic.
@@hithere911 agreed?
I cant wait for moistcritikal to react to velma just so he can insult it like a prophet.
Based
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
Agreed
@@LeiSnows What interdimesional grass are you smokin, homie?? 🤨
Who's gonna tell lil bro?
@@LeiSnowsbruh, I'm watching it and this show makes me wanna be homophobic and racist. That says a lot because I am a queer poc
They brought back Thorn's original voice actress for this! This is depressing! They massacred my girl!
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
This should be considered a crime against humanity. Have we developed something worse than the death penalty yet?
@@ikeking6797Yes, unfortunately for us, some people seem to enjoy Velma for some ungodly reason.
@@moltenamber85 …oh god, what happened in their lives that they can legitimately enjoy this?
Not surprising, since they got Frank Welker to voice Fred’s father here
10:00 to be fair, what she’s saying is: if science doesn’t explain the paranormal, why not at least try to look at it from a different angle. Which is pretty rational and pretty standard for a show with paranormal elements.
Warner Bros cancelled a finished movie where Wiley Coyote sues the ACME company......... Velma got a 2nd season
The people behind this show must know how to make a really ironclad contract. Plus, David Zsaslav never watched Coyote v. ACME. I doubt he's watched this either.
They did? Dang, maybe one day we’ll get to see it
@@dragonsword8129David also said that the Flash was an "incredible masterpiece".
We truly are in the worst timeline.
Fucking hell, I nearly choked on my burger when I read that - that's fucking hilarious!
It’s bad enough they brought this garbage back but what they did to the Hex Girls was a hate crime. 😡
I mean Season 1 already cemented the show as a hate crime. Season 2 is just making the hate crime bigger the way sequels always go bigger.
geardog24 well its pesky americkan of course its a crime.
Woke people hate pretty women, duh
Having the Hex girls in this abomination at all is a hate crime.
Ow... right in the childhood... I knew I recognized that voice. They actually got Thorn's original VA (Jennifer Hale) to play this version. It hurts.
Nux has us all trapped within this Infinite Tsukuyomi called “Velma”
Shame we never got another season of Scooby-doo mystery incorporated.
That show was great.
They’re gonna put a human brain in a dog and it’s gonna talk and their gonna call it Scooby already calling it
Wasn’t it that they made a black girl named Scoobi the Scooby stand-in? Unless her brain ends up getting removed and doing just that or something lol, idk, I just remember that being news from season 1
@@VJP8464 That turned out to just be a rumor. But I've been spoiled on this season (is it really spoiling when I don't intend to actually watch it?). We get a talking dog in this season. Oh good grief we definitely get a talking dog this season.
This is not a prequel to Scooby Doo. It's not an origin story. It doesn't work as one in any possible way. It's just an incredibly dumb show that had the Scooby Doo IP slapped onto it.
I actually watched the entire season and you're close. It's Scrappy. They brought back Scrappy Doo as an indestructible supersoldier created by the government who is also the serial killer. I can't make this shit up bro, I quite liked the second season but this twist was goofy as fuck 💀
@@kameahbenjamin178 Its a hate rage show, so of course it would be Scrappy; because it's just so easy to use the character a few people hate. They're not even beating the dead horse, just picking up the remains of it.
thorn shows up for .02 seconds
Everyone, especially Nux: "OH GOD NO!"
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
@@LeiSnowsI don’t know if this is a joke or not and I highly hope it is
@@ManiaeTheArchivist it bait.
@@ManiaeTheArchivist These are the same people defending the Suicide Squad game and calling One Piece mid in every comment section that mentions them. Best to just ignore them.
@@ManiaeTheArchivist this is not a joke. I just looked at their about section on their account and I can tell you they 100% believe this.
No no nononoNONONONO the Hex Girls were part of my gay awakening THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!
This Velma is far from rational. This Velma, if it wasn’t a self insert, would’ve been put in the Looney bin. Also, why did they have to butcher the Hex Girls?! Do you know how many fans loved/crushed over them? They’re fan favs.
Aye the Velma guy is back!
Woo!
same idea
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
wait how do i delete my last comment? i didn't realize it was a bot.
@@LeiSnowsYour joking right
At least she died in the end. Too bad she can still talk as a ghost though. Thank you Scrappy for killing her off!
I think they attempted to make a animated show that's like Riverdale without realizing why the first few seasons of Riverdale worked and why the rest failed
... an effort of compelling suspense?
@@TheFatalcrest yes
Also Riverdale was more retarded
As a person who almost has to stop playing football (soccer), something I love, because of my panic attacks. Has ruined other stuff too. One took me 5 days to recover from. I colapsed on field, muscles did not work, I chould not breath, intense pain in my chest, emotionless. (I know the diffrence between panic attacks and normal exhaustion from exercise).
I have had depression so deep my mom chould not get hold on me, she said I looked dead and she was very scared and worried. I chould not eat, drink, speak, hear, react for DAYS. I still just struggle to funktion as a human being.
This show is so disrespectfull towards mental illness
Tho I love watching Nux watch these❤
Oh no… it continues.
Kinda bullshit that Velma gets a season 2 and No Game No Life does not.
No game no life is fucking gross. One is just pandering and sjw bullshit, the other is pedophilia simulator.
Yeah when Velma is factually the worst show IN EXISTENCE whilst no game no life is SO phenomenal yet the worst thing in existence and reality gets a second season and something that is awesome and GOOD doesn’t it’s the biggest bull EVER
So true
@@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007the acolyte hasn’t come out yet so I’ll reserve judgement on the worst. It’s only the worst “so far “
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
HEX GIRLS NOOOOOOOoooooooo
This is like watching a smug performer in a show thinking its amazing, throwing a fish onto its stage that struggles in vain and we have no choice but to watch it,but when you finally think it's gonna be put off its misery,they grab it,dip it in water and makes us watch all over again
Ive been dreading the day of season 2 but ready for Nux to give us the run down of it so least there is one good thing about it.
Ive been dreading it, but also looking foward to all the YT videos on it
thats the only way i "watched it" last time xD
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
The only good thing to come from this show is the animation
As a Warhammer fan, I would rather live in 40K than have to live through any more of Velma.
I’d rather have the Butcher’s Nails implanted than watch this absolute shit.
Everyone, you know what to do. Like this video as much as possible. This is Nux's karmic retribution for his R34 collab videos. Trauma for trauma.
This was the fastest I painfully clicked a video. I don’t look forward to this season
So crazy how much genuine good will this franchise has built up over the years, and this has a decent voice cast with good animation... and yet this show seems DETERMINED to run all that into the ground.
What good will?
I can't believe I have to say this to a "investigator": If you want to dust for prints, wear gloves or your prints will show up on the evidence & incriminate you for the crime
“We are proud to announce the season two of Velma has aired”
My reaction “No God, please no NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
You scream as the chains wrap around Nux and force him to watch for our enjoyment.
😂
@@southernflight5078 my reaction “ don’t you dare hurt him with your stupidity” proceeded to try and save nux
To be honest, the idea of Shaggy constantly stress eating due to guilt and trauma is actualy a good idea that could give more relatabilty and depth to the character on a level nobody would ever had been able to expect, while also giving him a more grounded and mature feel.
They did it, they had a good idea. It took more than a whole season and absolutely terrible ass execution, but they had a good idea! Im tak'n it! IM TAK'N IT!
I can even see it being used in the original scooby doo, that he stress eats due to having to run for their lives all the time. Running from 'monsters' that want to harm you, and you have no idea when the next person in a suit will appear can be heavily stress inducing. Where you use the thing you love into a sort of coping mechnism.
@@kitty3999 Yo, do you know what this means?! He wasn't actualy high all the time and dog does speak after all!
I've heard that the main reason season 2 happened is because they already paid for the animation and it was already in the pipeline when season 1 failed.
We live in a world where VELMA gets a Season 02
But GRAVITY FALLS never Comes Back 🥀
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
This is the second time ive seen u say the same thing. Are you okay or are you a bot@ShakitaHamilton
Gravity Falls was actually meant to only last two seasons. Better that than to stretch it out so long that it might lose quality.
@@LeiSnows most obvious bait I've seen
@@LeiSnowsis this a troll? I know people still do that online a lot
Wait so the two detectives found blood and assumed the sheriff was dead, so they start campaigning before the body was found?
I thought I'd never hear about it ever again. What did they do to these characters 😢
Signing a contract for 2 seasons. That's what they did.
The biggest laugh I got out of this was realizing I went through 50 minutes of content and not one advertisement played.
My ad blocker isnt on.
This show wasn't released. It escaped!
Oh my ACTUAL freaking god the writers and everyone who worked on this magma dumpster fire literally DESPISE scooby doo and insulting it and defiling it AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND AS MUCH AS THEY CAN
Fred is still the best character
Feed is the only based character in this whole series
It’s crazy how Fred and sometimes Norville are the only characters that I can actually tolerate in this shitstorm of a show
Kinda wild how the one character the audience is supposed to hate is not only the most tolerable character, but _unironically a better detective than the protagonist._
He's also the one they didn't race swap.
And the writers would probably call you a racist bigot because you think Fred is the best character.
27:18 bet daphne will be the one hallucinating next season
Love is real, soulmates aren't. Because its fucking stupid to think there is only 1 compatible person who exists for each other person. Also, people change over time, and its likely that you'll eventually grow apart from the people you once loved. And thats okay because there are always more people out there. And its also okay if love just isn't your thing.
genuinly though the "oh its not burned down yet, the ghost is still calculating the insurence money" is such a good line
Unfortunately I Don't Think We'll Ever See The Hex Girls Or Hear "I'm Gonna Put A Spell On You" The Same Way Ever Again.
There is a paradox here. This show is the most torturous brain rot, but your momentary makes it the watching experience funny. You are the savior
Please tell me you pirated that. They don't deserve your money.
I would say blink twice if you pirated it
@thornlilyn6888 [blink blink] I stole it LMFAO! Can you Imagine?
@@calebschultz9935good XD
POV:Your card declined at therapy so they bring out this
Ahhh nux don't you know this is the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing and expecting a different result? You watch velma, you suffer immensely. You ask us to not hit the like button, we hit the like button to see your brain melt more and more with every episode.
Also on a personal note I am watching this to help motivate my unaliving as nothing makes me want to no longer be among the living than witnessing the zombie corpse of this franchise get ANOTHER season of beyond shit tier content.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
Insanity is expecting different results from doing the same thing over and over. He made $8,150 from the first one... maybe its a good kind of insanity😅
@@LeiSnows I know your comment is bait as it's literal copy paste on multiple comments, but on this one it doesn't even make sense. He literally said he's watching the show.
uh no it isn't a defintion of insanity the closest is to science.
34:04 agreed she should stay there for eternity.
Edit: I'm calling it now the murderer is Fred's dad and not shaggy will kill him as well.
I was expecting scooby to show up as someone who identifies as a dog honestly
It’s the fact that shows like Velma gets season 2 but actually good shows don’t is enough to convince me the world cannot be saved
Unfortunately Velma was greenlit for 2 seasons from the start, so this could not have been stopped regardless.
If it gets season 3 however, I'm with you; we're beyond saving.
With how there was barely any marketing and the fact the entire season was dropped in one week, i doubt we're gettjng a third season
@@Zelix678 seasons 3 has been confirmed so I’m pretty sure we’re all screwed
@@Dagamer885WHAT?!?!?
Velma is such disgusting show, that I don't believe it exists for art, or political activism. I think this is purely money laundering.
Parody and political incorrectness.
So Mindy can spit her vanity at everyone else.
2:59 Listening to your INVALUABLE commentary while playing Songs of Syx, made the earrape of the show a little more bearable.
You know what's truely sad? This show has more intricate and fluid animation than Invincible.
Also, Fred continues to be based.
The animation is truly the only positive I can say for this steaming shitpile of a show
The animation is ugly.
I LOVE Scooby doo. And I actually gave season 1 of this show a shot. What killed it for me was how awful everyone was to each other. They were just… mean, and not really for any reason. That’s why I only made it through 5 episodes and had to quit. I did watch mystery Inc. and that was much more my type of show and iteration of this gang
Respect to Nux for sacrificing his braincells for our amusement.
Don't worry, Nux. You aren't suffering alone. I'm already in pain but ready to endure this dumpster fire as well as I possibly can. I still have no idea how I survived season 1.
To be fair, only a nugget of quality in the giant steaming pile of-
I believe Velma's mom went to the place where the serial killer was hanging out at to get details and inspiration for her novels and then she got attacked and that's why she feels guilty.
Also, the brains still being here while stupid is continuity.
NGL, they would've gotten a genuine chuckle out of me had they shown the brains attend their own funerals.
Well Nux you know what they say for each episode of Velma you must watch 1 episode of Mistery Inc. and 2 of Adventure Time
the butchering of the hex girls physically hurts me
4:00 You ask how they get away with this? It's because they had no meddling kids to stop them.
How am I supposed to believe that any of the relationships or bonds between these characters are genuine when *the moment* that something slightly suspicious points towards someone EVERYONE immedietly acts as if they are now suspect number 1 without as much as an OUNCE of good faith?
If I found out that my parents or best friend might be involved in a murder my immediate reaction would be disbelief and denial. But these people? They throw each other under the bus immedietly! Most of the time they don't even let the person explain themselvs unless they have no other choice but to listen! Suspicion is the default.
No friendgroup acts this way unless the people in it are psychopaths that don't actually give a shit.
That's how I felt at the end of Season 1. Like why would Fred want to team up with any of them after his Mum's death? Yeah, she was the serial killer but he had a somewhat good relationship with her.
Mindy and people with that kind of personality have no true friends, it's sycophancy turning instantly into 'I always knew they were bigoted' for their own gain.
They’ll be shocked know that trauma doesn’t always cause hallucinations.
In Velma if you look at a picture of shaggy and dax the rapper they look almost the same
Like how out of anything you can ruin they really go after the Hex Girls goddamn they can never be unforgiven and I still choose to believe there's only one season that exists.
We all love Fred because they tried so goddamn hard to make him an idiot, but that just made him the only funny one.
*FACTS!!!*
We now know the price for mental health. It is $8,150😂😂😂
Season 2 is out? Hell, I was hoping it would get canceled. Damn it.
Don’t give up hope yet.
Chamberlain heights got canned after season two, maybe this will
They initially bought two so it was inevitable. Inevitably bad.
@@georgeprchal3924 Batwoman was scrapped with a good chunk of work already put into it. These companies don't really care. Something tells me Mindy has dirt on some HBO staff.
in the grim darkness of the far future the grim darkness has been replaced by Velma, things are so bad the Tyranids are on hunger strike.
@33:40 - @33:51 Do you hear that Billy’s? We should raise it to over $9,000!
Nux will cheer and scream his head off when he sees the finale of this season
Why is it back?! Why isn't there another season of Inside Job?!
I believe the only reason they even have a season 2 is because they agreed to two seasons from the start. Now judging from how bad both seasons are I highly doubt we’d get a season 3.
Velma had a signed contract for 2 seasons since the beginning. This was unavoidable.
@@charliejackson6535never underestimate the depths of human stupidity. Especially corpo America.
Because Netflix owns Inside Job not HBO.
@@charliejackson6535Let's Prey!
oh my god. not part 2. this feels like they watched stranger things, and went, we can do that too. but lets ruin scooby doo in the process while' were coaked up on meth and weed,.
Velma is an amazing show that deserves at least 6 seasons. It is the next Rick and Morty, easy. Anyone who actually watched the show loved it. All of you are bots hating on a show you never watched.
@@LeiSnowsBait used to be believable…
This show does not deserve to talk about the Philosophic debate between Spirituality and Materialism
Deserves? They make fun of people like you.
I predict that eventually, the dogs will track down the killer because they remember her Scent from the shoes.
I think this show had me more excited for my adventure with Superman season two the sneak peak is out and I like the animation
This is the best way to watch this velma... watching nux having brain aneurism
a child can make a better velma compared to what mindy did.
1:32 Yes, because JJK brainrot was actually funny sometimes.
As bad as season 2 is, I can at least tell what's supposed to be a serious moment, what's supposed to be a joke, and what's supposed to be satire. That's way more than season 1 managed. A few of the jokes actually got me too. I think maybe one joke in season 1 even came close. The show also isn't nearly as disgusting to look at or listen to. It's still bad, but they improved on some basic fundamentals. Now they just need to learn how to write a plot.
Can't wait for the "No-one understands Fred Jones" video.
We lost inside job on Netflix for no reason but yet a garbage show like Velma gets to continue!? Really!? 🤢🤬
I must have missed the last episode of season 1 or somehow thankfully erased enough of it from my mind cause i didnt remember half of what it showed.
They straight up killed Velma at the end
Yes I just watched the whole season
if someone told me this show was written after the writers took a hard long sniff of Colombian C and 12 bottles of "Spirytus Rektyfikowany"(most alcoholic drink on the planet) i would totally believe you!
at least velma s2 has a good ending scrappy doo is redemed by killing velma and die to velma rabies
0:33 "I didn't pre-watch this cause I couldn't sit through this twice"
Anyone else fall asleep during this and woke up to nux shitting on ronda rousey?
Sorry Nux, I literally can't finish this video, props to you but I'm going to go get my third lobotomy now
The entire series is out you could have a full live stream reacting to all the episodes to get them done in one day, but that would destroy your mental health.
We'll all stick with you through this torment, Boss!
The torment HAS RETURNED!!
As per signed contractual obligation.
If Max renews for season 3...
🤦♂️
8:07 Okay that line about partnering up with jesus was gold, it cracked me up.
And yet: the last episode is perfect cause Velma dies.
Spoilers.😈
🎉🎉🎉Ding dong the witch is dead which old witch the wicked witch ding dong the wicked witch is dead🎉🎉🎉
God I fucking hope so.
It must take immense talent to right something so bad so consistently. Kudos.