Hilarious with that dumb agro invader. ‘Cmon let’s ignore the host, and fight! Fun time!’ ‘Ok, fun time.’ Proceeds to stomp them into the ground. --- I’d think the special guest hosts would appreciate a celebrity cameo calling in like that, just bad sportsmanship.
I quit “invading” now i just casually interrupt your world with marika soreseal and 70/70 faith/int. Toss a coin, one of us dies. The ice cream man gets the rest.
I was listening to this at work got a add and thought wtf is saint rambling about now and realized it was a 10 min add about lawyers thought it was one of saints voices and rambling lol love u shane Ryan
I ordered my wallet made out of firekeeper hair two ages ago and still have yet to receive anything. Had to pay quite a bit extra for the material, too. I am beginning to think that this sponsor is not to be trusted... Heh.
Ah man, Skitter was damn good. It's almost as if the hosts have an advantage by design, and that just googling 'best elden ring pvp build instant win guaranteed 100%' doesnt make you instantly good. It's like you need to practice and get better over time, then you start having fun with whatever you want to. Sure you still lose sometimes, but hey, gotta get back in there and try again. Unless you're attacking a coinvader, in which case you could always follow a recipe on how best to sauté your hard drive.
I mean yeah, invaders lose by design in all games. But I think Elden Ring is the worst of the bunch. I've seen a ton of seasoned invaders complain about how much worse ER is than the others, how the abundance of gigamelt ashes of war ruining a lot of the skill expression and just turn invasions into an arms race. I've also seen people who are newer to invasions and really interested and willing to put time in get absolutely turned off when they realize how much of a clusterfuck your average invasion is. So I think boiling it down to "you may have theorycrafted a good build, but you suck" is really oversimplifying the issue and does no favors to anyone on the pro-invader side of the argument.
@@AscendFromDarkness97 The gigamelt ashes of war work on hosts too. If you don't want to be instagibbed as much, make a lower level character and pump its hp. Thats a good application of numbers. If you want your invasions to not be a clusterfuck then you go to the arena cause thats how souls pvp has been for a long time. Every souls game starts and ends as a clusterfuck of a pvp experience, the game was balanced for PvE, we're an afterthought. They'll end up toning it down a ton down the road with the introduction of PvP exclusive stating making it much easier to leave the PvE unaffected. That being said; people say you suck because the game is hard; you're not expected to be good at the game. You can build the numbers any way you want, but the application is more important than the stats. It's been the same way every game; it's possible that your failures are entirely your fault. We can't just take you at your word that you made every right decision and lost because the game wouldn't let you win. It's ok to be upset that some things are overtuned, but pinning the blame on elden ring as an entity is kind of clueless. Every souls game goes through this and I don't think any of them solved it fully. It may never be solved. Play game, have fun or don't.
He's still in saints twitch chat I recognized his name from there haha I did a double take to. They argued about stuff from ti.e to time so him name dropping him was just hilarious.
I'm appalled that Dungeon Master would say something like that. He's really gotten too involved in the toxic git gud culture that plagues Souls fans. I bet he has no friends in real life, and he probably HATES disabled people too. #canceldungeonmaster
I’ve been waiting for this! I feel like I know some content creators that may or may not be referenced. There isn’t a lot of good Elden Ring invader content out here. Let us just cherish Saint as it should be!
Tfw the Toxic Ganker squad actually seemed like a fun idea to fight against, with actual teamwork coordination with not the *most* op set up ever. Maybe I say that watching from afar, maybe I'd hate fighting against it
While listening to your recent podcast "Elden Ring Invaders = TRASH (Capital letters imply TRUTH)" on TH-cam, I noticed that you brought up an interesting point about numbers being FACTS. Take that 'tryhards'! let the veterans speak!!
Sometimes i get 2 bullgoat bhs dual nagis and a night sorcery caster in limgrave. Then other times i get a 3 man gank at the bridge by the godskin noble and the host gets one shot by the abductor virgin near the smithing stone and again by the magma wyrm in the area. And all i did was spam crouch both times.
I want to comment on ur little satire rant because i think it highlights a problem with most invaders' mentality. You're not suppose to be on even ground, and the game is designed so the host will come out on top more often than not. While pvp is the point of invasions Fromsoft has also stated themselves that you're just an obstacle in their world. You can min-max everything to excruciating detail but that doesn't matter. Every souls game has had awful pvp balance and most of the time skill doesn't come into play. Like a guy quickstepping in havel armor with a dark murky shotel in DS3. Or a DS1 gank using tranquil walk and dark bead. Both types of players chugging a thousand times only to barely come out on top and still point down. Invasions are rigged, and that's what makes them exciting and rewarding *in my opinion*. I know a lot of people consider fun a win. But that mentality is what makes invasions suck. The only way to have even ground in an invasion is to use the environment and npc's. Which is exactly why Liurnia gankers use that same logic and kill all the mobs. Saint's videos showcase it well. They break the pressure off of you for a moment. My point is that skill expression has almost never been a thing in these games. Obviously it comes in as a factor but isn't the deciding one. If you spawn in the open and get pelted by magic most of the time you will die. So just enjoy the invasions as they are and let go of that mentality because the game doesn't even try to accommodate it.
Sure. Open your weapon inventory and I think it is right click on the analog stick will bring up a menu. Select the option that sorts them by first acquired to last. Then put everything in your box at the grace. Pull the weapons out in the order you want them in your inventory.
I have to commend the idiots for fibding a bottle neck with a look out and few enemies to lead victims up ladders into rooms full of Deathblight. Sadists. And if they were smarter, they would've forced Invaders to fire explosive arrows until they were smoked out cuz climbing up the ladder meat a small room with Death Lightning and other AOE debuffs. No fun. Sadism. Horrible. Love to overcome the challenge though. It's a beauty when the plan falls apart.
I was nervous to get back into invading bc im bad at elden ring pvp (I was good at ds3 but it didnt fully transfer) but the bar is so low. I win 90% of invasions at mid level.
It is heartening to know I will truly never have any idea what I'm about to listen to when I click on a saint_riot video
You listen to glory every time.
Genius and madness are starting to look awfully similar
Starting?
"Im-... I'm a big *smart* boy..."
- Slug Fucker Elden Ring Moonlight Greatsword Funny Hat Wizard Poise Man
Finally, I've been waiting for Saint to record himself having an episode again
That chaotic saint riot energy we all crave
Hilarious with that dumb agro invader.
‘Cmon let’s ignore the host, and fight! Fun time!’
‘Ok, fun time.’
Proceeds to stomp them into the ground.
---
I’d think the special guest hosts would appreciate a celebrity cameo calling in like that, just bad sportsmanship.
69th like nice
I like how towards the end of the invasion, even after the host dies the cohost still hates that red more than Riot.
I quit “invading”
now i just casually interrupt your world with marika soreseal and 70/70 faith/int. Toss a coin, one of us dies. The ice cream man gets the rest.
Lmfao! Me invading in caelid- ever see a giant dogs eyes chiefy? Be like sharks
so called "free thinkers" when there's a CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
"Only people who agree with my and myself are free thinkers and everyone else is an NPC!"
- everyone with no introspection
“Free thinker” is just what dumb people call “being wrong”.
Insane Ryan is winning the multiple personality war. I fear for my life.
The time for numbers has come
The cringe, the Dungeon Master cameo, the call out on Skitter... Beautiful
this video truly has it all, a saint riot video of all time
I love that saint is looking out for smaller creators. Way to cultivate a diverse platform 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"I know every number in this game and I still lose all the time"
👏very 👏relatable 👏content 👏
I'm scared
I was listening to this at work got a add and thought wtf is saint rambling about now and realized it was a 10 min add about lawyers thought it was one of saints voices and rambling lol love u shane Ryan
If capitol letters imply truth...
SAINT WILL GIVE GREAT ORACLE BUBBLES ANOTHER CHANCE
Prophetic
The "Other invader who tries to help the host gank the first invader, then gets executed by the host and his phantom" thing is my favorite.
4:12 that Hotmail namedrop fucking killed me 🤣
MySpace is bound to bamboozle the kiddos
Oh god it just dawned on me that saint is probably parodying people he's had to deal with irl.
Ma, Pa.... I done swallowed a lil lego feller, and I ain't feel so good...
I ordered my wallet made out of firekeeper hair two ages ago and still have yet to receive anything. Had to pay quite a bit extra for the material, too.
I am beginning to think that this sponsor is not to be trusted...
Heh.
Liar ahead.
The spreading of the abyss might be affecting firekeeper stock. Have you considered swamp locust hair?
Saint is at his best when hes not remotely coherent
What too many raw meat dumplings do to a tarnished.
Nothing soothes the pain of my life like a sane rian ramble
This video and "Saints Heel Turn" are I think my favorite videos from you
Great video, Saint! I was on my hands and knees the WHOLE time!
Is this a certified hood classic?
Sort of like a hood classic from West Virginia so maybe more like the Trailer Park Classic?
ds1 menu theme is like a CRISP glass of water at 3am oh my god dude its so glassy and refreshing and clean.
Ah man, Skitter was damn good.
It's almost as if the hosts have an advantage by design, and that just googling 'best elden ring pvp build instant win guaranteed 100%' doesnt make you instantly good. It's like you need to practice and get better over time, then you start having fun with whatever you want to.
Sure you still lose sometimes, but hey, gotta get back in there and try again. Unless you're attacking a coinvader, in which case you could always follow a recipe on how best to sauté your hard drive.
I mean yeah, invaders lose by design in all games. But I think Elden Ring is the worst of the bunch.
I've seen a ton of seasoned invaders complain about how much worse ER is than the others, how the abundance of gigamelt ashes of war ruining a lot of the skill expression and just turn invasions into an arms race.
I've also seen people who are newer to invasions and really interested and willing to put time in get absolutely turned off when they realize how much of a clusterfuck your average invasion is.
So I think boiling it down to "you may have theorycrafted a good build, but you suck" is really oversimplifying the issue and does no favors to anyone on the pro-invader side of the argument.
@@AscendFromDarkness97 The gigamelt ashes of war work on hosts too. If you don't want to be instagibbed as much, make a lower level character and pump its hp. Thats a good application of numbers. If you want your invasions to not be a clusterfuck then you go to the arena cause thats how souls pvp has been for a long time. Every souls game starts and ends as a clusterfuck of a pvp experience, the game was balanced for PvE, we're an afterthought. They'll end up toning it down a ton down the road with the introduction of PvP exclusive stating making it much easier to leave the PvE unaffected.
That being said; people say you suck because the game is hard; you're not expected to be good at the game. You can build the numbers any way you want, but the application is more important than the stats. It's been the same way every game; it's possible that your failures are entirely your fault. We can't just take you at your word that you made every right decision and lost because the game wouldn't let you win.
It's ok to be upset that some things are overtuned, but pinning the blame on elden ring as an entity is kind of clueless. Every souls game goes through this and I don't think any of them solved it fully. It may never be solved. Play game, have fun or don't.
The comedic timing of the dungeon master calling in coincided with the ad break and I thought that was the actual end of the video 😂
I don't even know what I just listened to 😳
(Hilarious though, you became Sane Ryan after an ad ended, I had to check if it was a new video 😂)
"Well hey there, welcome to the podcast " in a horrifying weird pitched voice...
Yes yes yes
Sane Ryan in with another banger
I love that you had the invaner podcast as a guest today, they’re so underrated
This is why im here. That peculiar yharnum madness permeating into all other fromsoft games. Please be more
Actual fucking double take at the Skitter namedrop, got my ass with that one. How long it's been...
He's still in saints twitch chat I recognized his name from there haha I did a double take to. They argued about stuff from ti.e to time so him name dropping him was just hilarious.
Usually the crazy voice stops after the first invasion. But sometimes…
Damn Skitter got called the hell out
I'm appalled that Dungeon Master would say something like that. He's really gotten too involved in the toxic git gud culture that plagues Souls fans. I bet he has no friends in real life, and he probably HATES disabled people too.
#canceldungeonmaster
We love a Dungeon Master guest spot
My new favorite saint riot video, even beating the classic black knight!
I’ve been waiting for this! I feel like I know some content creators that may or may not be referenced. There isn’t a lot of good Elden Ring invader content out here. Let us just cherish Saint as it should be!
I'd like 1 balding wallet my good sir, whispers in your ear "Invader"
1 minute in and i could feel myself losing brain cells, and ngl i cant afford to lose any more
Tfw the Toxic Ganker squad actually seemed like a fun idea to fight against, with actual teamwork coordination with not the *most* op set up ever. Maybe I say that watching from afar, maybe I'd hate fighting against it
Deathblight spam in tiny room that can only be accessed via ladder. Yeah, fun.
for saint, the Ozzy Osbourne song "crazy train" is just "train"
I am the biggest fan of your podcast!!! ❤
Just bought a ginger wallet with your promo code, congrats on 100 episodes! 🎉
I absolutely LOVE unhinged saint character vids. Thanks for the laughs homie.
I'm happy that there is Saint and I can watch amazing videos like this.
Dodo Thumbnail Man is my favourite Eldenring Invader
these rambling videos are the funniest shit on the internet, im not even joking
8:23, Subway send your boy the check
This should be normal but I gotta respect those gankers for actually focusing on the traitor red instead of joining them in attacking you
5:00 I can't tell if the joke is that no invader thinks like that or if he actually believes people has this mindset.
The bit starting at 6:50 😂😂😂
Heck on you Skitter!
This sarcastic humour just gets better and better
I love how the "co-creator" meme is starting to spread lmao
Shempdog Hotdong is a helluva name, if I was in porn I'd be proud to rock that.
i am down on my hands and knees enjoying this video
Nice to hear dungeon master again. Hope he comes back for your DLC playthrough.
saint said 20 dollars is 20 dollars, and got himself a foot long
Nothing prepared me for the auditory warhead that was Saint_Riot’s funny voice for this vidya.
Every other video I watch I feel like I'm having a stroke and a fever dream at once.
Keep the content up Ever I. Nvader.
10:54 I enjoyed this video all over my face
Thank goodness, my daily podcast
Saintified Saint Classic
the shitpost rant to the wonderful, mystical DS1 harp is highly funny
Wow I loved this episode! This team is incredible!! Best podcast on the web
thanks for the laughs saint, another banger video.
This video genuinely made my madness meter rise irl my eyes are on fuckint fire help
Oml, no way you just referenced skitter the tryhard in 2023, is he uploading again?
"i DoN't NeEd To UnDeRsTaNd ThE gAmE i SaW nUmBeRs On YoUtUbE"
While listening to your recent podcast "Elden Ring Invaders = TRASH (Capital letters imply TRUTH)" on TH-cam, I noticed that you brought up an interesting point about numbers being FACTS. Take that 'tryhards'! let the veterans speak!!
What's up with all these invaders turning traitor?! You'll never be host's friend
Sometimes i get 2 bullgoat bhs dual nagis and a night sorcery caster in limgrave. Then other times i get a 3 man gank at the bridge by the godskin noble and the host gets one shot by the abductor virgin near the smithing stone and again by the magma wyrm in the area. And all i did was spam crouch both times.
Skitter getting called out 🤣
I want to comment on ur little satire rant because i think it highlights a problem with most invaders' mentality. You're not suppose to be on even ground, and the game is designed so the host will come out on top more often than not. While pvp is the point of invasions Fromsoft has also stated themselves that you're just an obstacle in their world. You can min-max everything to excruciating detail but that doesn't matter. Every souls game has had awful pvp balance and most of the time skill doesn't come into play. Like a guy quickstepping in havel armor with a dark murky shotel in DS3. Or a DS1 gank using tranquil walk and dark bead. Both types of players chugging a thousand times only to barely come out on top and still point down.
Invasions are rigged, and that's what makes them exciting and rewarding *in my opinion*. I know a lot of people consider fun a win. But that mentality is what makes invasions suck. The only way to have even ground in an invasion is to use the environment and npc's. Which is exactly why Liurnia gankers use that same logic and kill all the mobs. Saint's videos showcase it well. They break the pressure off of you for a moment.
My point is that skill expression has almost never been a thing in these games. Obviously it comes in as a factor but isn't the deciding one. If you spawn in the open and get pelted by magic most of the time you will die. So just enjoy the invasions as they are and let go of that mentality because the game doesn't even try to accommodate it.
What the hell was up with those invaders in the beginning?
Hello Saint, quick question for you. Is there a method to your weapon organization? Just curious. Keep up the good content!
Sure. Open your weapon inventory and I think it is right click on the analog stick will bring up a menu. Select the option that sorts them by first acquired to last. Then put everything in your box at the grace. Pull the weapons out in the order you want them in your inventory.
@@saintriot oh I knew that, I just figured there was a method to the madness.
I have to commend the idiots for fibding a bottle neck with a look out and few enemies to lead victims up ladders into rooms full of Deathblight.
Sadists. And if they were smarter, they would've forced Invaders to fire explosive arrows until they were smoked out cuz climbing up the ladder meat a small room with Death Lightning and other AOE debuffs.
No fun. Sadism. Horrible. Love to overcome the challenge though. It's a beauty when the plan falls apart.
I hope dodo the thumbnail man doesn’t go exit etc thumbnail men are a rare species
"blue, green, purple, and seal-ver"
I was nervous to get back into invading bc im bad at elden ring pvp (I was good at ds3 but it didnt fully transfer) but the bar is so low. I win 90% of invasions at mid level.
i gotta get one of those long wallets.
yessss an unhinged Saint video. Today's a good day.
Mad genius at work
Baba Booey...(drags cigarette)... haven't heard that name in years.
damn, I miss Skitter's DS3 videos
wish he would make content about Elden Ring too
Shimpdawg Horndong LMAO
Saint, you scared me with this video
2:19 okay this was an anime moment though
Most sane Saint Riot video
The more saint loses his sanity the more southern his accent gets
Might sound weird but I made fanart of one of your builds on my twitter a while ago, same username as TH-cam
Was the podcast thing a joke too lol? I've been looking for a nice souls podcast
this = CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
Uuuh are you okey Saint? 😂😂😂
Yo saint are you playing the new Zelda game?
8 minute cold open podcase bit for an 11 minute video
I'll just let you know that I'm a big fan of the dungeon master. That saint_riot dude isn't half bad either ;P
what was with all the co-invaders trying to kill you today?? XD Ever 'Y-otherinvader really needs to address that concern in his next podcast
yeah the video was great, enjoyed. hope you're well