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  • @sylveon5467
    @sylveon5467 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    The fact a man got eat alive by bed bugs is horrible to even think about. Imagine how many it would take to eat a full grown person when looking at how small their bites are

    • @EuelBall
      @EuelBall ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "It's a *slow* death..." 😱

    • @spicyicedcoffee1150
      @spicyicedcoffee1150 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how do i always read the top comment as the part in the video plays

  • @ExceIIentPizza69
    @ExceIIentPizza69 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I was gonna say first but then I remember I have braincells.

  • @istvanmolnar1697
    @istvanmolnar1697 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    4:19 look what you've done! Made poor dude suffer paranoia, and do this!

  • @Benjamslikestrains
    @Benjamslikestrains ปีที่แล้ว +148

    9:56 is what you're looking for, thank me later

    • @taliyahseason9149
      @taliyahseason9149 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      thank you king

    • @SamAlt420
      @SamAlt420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now source?

    • @taliyahseason9149
      @taliyahseason9149 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont toy with me miss nagatoro@@SamAlt420

    • @scaranation01827
      @scaranation01827 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You dropped this 👑

    • @icebergmm
      @icebergmm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SamAlt420 "Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro" not sure which episodes

  • @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT
    @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT ปีที่แล้ว +31

    9:59 Absolutely, without a doubt, I wholeheartedly and enthusiastically acknowledge and accept your proposition, suggestion, or statement, conveying my complete understanding, agreement, and willingness to proceed in accordance with the matter at hand, thereby demonstrating my absolute affirmation and unwavering alignment with the subject matter being discussed.

    • @TheGrimReaperHimself
      @TheGrimReaperHimself ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn those ones must be unhealthily colossal.

    • @Uhgothopt
      @Uhgothopt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It went from A, B, C, and D, but this mf went straight to Z

    • @nicolaridolfi6510
      @nicolaridolfi6510 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back pain

    • @TheGrimReaperHimself
      @TheGrimReaperHimself ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean honestly do your feet even touch the ground?

    • @ErikRePico12
      @ErikRePico12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMFAO!!!! XD@@Uhgothopt

  • @ignaciovera8107
    @ignaciovera8107 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:54, now this boost me to keep up this attitude of respecting relationships, I've been called loosed for doing so, but now, I feel better, thanks...

  • @idontknow3037
    @idontknow3037 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    fun fact about the KFC one: KFC actually made an advert about the guy pretending to be a food inspector. It was a good ad too. Very dramatic

  • @hermanphilips4617
    @hermanphilips4617 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Wait... the 'consent' product requires four hands to open?
    Logic : 'They consent, so they help open it.'
    Reality : 'Not going to ask for consent, so wasn't going to use the product anyway.'

    • @PopeRocket
      @PopeRocket 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "No survivors." - HermanPhilips

  • @SueWebster-hn4fk
    @SueWebster-hn4fk ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I understand and agree to your point therefore it is decent to stop the conversation now and say understandable “

  • @zem8240
    @zem8240 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:37 how did he even manage to get it-

  • @theveganduolingobird7349
    @theveganduolingobird7349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Fuck you mean cap you got raped”
    That isn’t even slightly runny whatsoever and it almost made me lose my shit 💀

  • @mrego886
    @mrego886 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:24 ok that got me completely off guard

  • @yoshitheaquarius3026
    @yoshitheaquarius3026 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:42 Bro I almost vomited 🤢🤢

  • @Tempestan
    @Tempestan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:15 I am going for option #5. Might as well get my money's worth.

  • @kingdomcome2334
    @kingdomcome2334 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I actually remember seeing that 0:22 Reddit post in my feed. That was the day I decided to no longer offer advice to them and left that subreddit.

  • @SockieTheSockPuppet
    @SockieTheSockPuppet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:22 - "He's out of line, but he's right."

  • @RustBrand777
    @RustBrand777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:29 bro I know some cops still somewhere laughing about that😂

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    #dankness
    Him: "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
    Me: "Maybe you should start by giving her an apple and petting her."
    Him: "Wait....what?!"

  • @GoldenRedder
    @GoldenRedder ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:20
    Excuse me I have a higher body count than that. Wheres my golden skin.

  • @raziel710
    @raziel710 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I know the 7:29 is supposed to be like he has been in jail for 6 years so having a 3 month old baby means she cheated but I feel like they are forgetting that conjugal visits are a thing.

  • @minerx45
    @minerx45 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They did him dirty

  • @travisbdub4952
    @travisbdub4952 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:10 Sounds like female fish and female humans share a trait.

  • @InternetGravedigger
    @InternetGravedigger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:35 The Inuit people have a saying "Food is Sleep."

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:53 Let's say hypothetically that someone answered this question with a negative number. Should we be worried?

  • @TheAntiSaint
    @TheAntiSaint ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:59
    Oh Okay I completely understand

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think dude just featured a comment roasting his channel.

  • @NormalityTheHorrorDev_unknown
    @NormalityTheHorrorDev_unknown ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04 glad ive touched pretty much all my electronics in my home, oh but the rest can go to shit

  • @raspiankiado
    @raspiankiado ปีที่แล้ว

    6:33 This was before he was making speeches to "the people of Germany". This was when he was still in art school.
    Which makes it even worse.

  • @hushpool3915
    @hushpool3915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:15
    He might not being arrested if he at least left full scale review of his visit. He gets tasty food. The franchise get's constructive critic cheaper, than hiring undercover inspector.

  • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
    @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:59 I think I have to agree with you on that point there my kind acquaintance

  • @yukitai9063
    @yukitai9063 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose". Yeah, well I still have mine because I don't play multiplayer.
    ...That... that actually sounds kind of cringe, but um... I need a companion (I'll be player 2 since they tend to have more interesting jobs).

  • @Deadlyswing75
    @Deadlyswing75 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:35 he actually told his officers in disguise to cheer for him during speeches, influencing others to do the same.

  • @thecheese4255
    @thecheese4255 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fish have orgasms?! They don’t even intercourse...
    Weird

    • @raziel710
      @raziel710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinkin the same thing, like as far as I know female fish just lay eggs and the males come by and crop dust them.

    • @theveganduolingobird7349
      @theveganduolingobird7349 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raziel710some of them do I suppose, pretty sure “fish” isn’t a thing in taxonomy

  • @alabamaman1372
    @alabamaman1372 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    99 memes and the beach ain’t 1.

  • @justareguralcitizen9492
    @justareguralcitizen9492 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:55 Auto Balance

  • @broly5186
    @broly5186 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ngl... im "Understandable" type of guy

  • @Enexvitiy
    @Enexvitiy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:55 what you came here for.

  • @Goober.2k
    @Goober.2k 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:41 the text to speech is describing me brain

  • @Nathan-qp9uv
    @Nathan-qp9uv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'consent' product
    one armed man- "sorry dear"

  • @omnivice14
    @omnivice14 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:26 Nono, hold up. He's got a point.

  • @metalmadness5851
    @metalmadness5851 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:12 The AI probably just picked pictures with similar poses and lighting on pictures and took from other similar ones. It certainly needs a bigger pool of images for Asian women, but since China has blocked most of the internet, well...

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was in MIT. They had internet access. Clearly the AI wasn’t shown enough of it

    • @IRHrok
      @IRHrok ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i think it’s just a racist bot. Not on purpose, but it definitely has bias coded into it. Also there are Asian women in other places than china

    • @metalmadness5851
      @metalmadness5851 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 I'm referring to the deficit of Asian women in these databases, not saying this was in China.

  • @cardengixoth6878
    @cardengixoth6878 ปีที่แล้ว

    FYM = fuck you mean?
    TTS voice: Fix yo mind

  • @Mobtrapper-hq8is
    @Mobtrapper-hq8is ปีที่แล้ว +10

    V100 is close everyone…

    • @shannecy9801
      @shannecy9801 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Mobtrapper-hq8is
      @Mobtrapper-hq8is ปีที่แล้ว

      #Dankness
      What gives people feelings of power?
      Money
      Status
      Getting a heart from Memellion on your comment

  • @salutauo2035
    @salutauo2035 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I remember correctly OK stood for “Objectively Korrect”

  • @pr.4_real
    @pr.4_real ปีที่แล้ว

    8:58 bruh i saw this on someone’s community post😂

  • @fellixxio
    @fellixxio ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:23 r/teenagers moment

  • @beezin4374
    @beezin4374 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:01 K, and btw this is from the anime "DONT MESS WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO"

  • @spacecowboy2957
    @spacecowboy2957 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    02:23 Why they called Island Boys when they come from a peninsula?

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have no idea at all what show that last set of pictures is from. Granted I don't really watch TV anymore and haven't for over a decade. There's almost nothing worth watching on TV anymore.

  • @Betway765
    @Betway765 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:20 man gon tricked them and they fell in his trap

  • @fatih9016
    @fatih9016 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:10 run outside and touch the floor, make the city nuke-proof, become hero.

  • @Gamer.Instinct
    @Gamer.Instinct ปีที่แล้ว

    Ngl that AI be something else On Merlin Bruh

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:22 There's a story to be told here. And it's one that will haunt our nightmares.

  • @shinami3758
    @shinami3758 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:55 People who buy that shouldn't be parents...

    • @bruhbrehii
      @bruhbrehii ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno, it's breathable, and it saves their eardrums, meaning that they won't want to distance themselves from the kid.

    • @shinami3758
      @shinami3758 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bruhbrehii I can already see it now.
      Mainly Facts: What messed up thing did your parents do to you as a kid?
      Redditor: My parents used a baby muzzle on me 24/7 and almost let me to starve multiple times because I couldn't cry as a way to say "I'm hungry!". I was often left in soggy diapers until they picked me up and realized I needed to be changed. Growing up, my parents would sometimes joke about how I should be grateful I even made it past being a toddler. I didn't realize how messed up my childhood was until I realized I can identify with the baby from Happy Tree Friends.

  • @Pseudo548
    @Pseudo548 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:16 seems like something I would do (yes, I am a Blonde South African)

  • @belynda1224
    @belynda1224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As an Asian, yes, they used period blood as a facial cleanser back then. I’m not sure if they still do, but I’m praying that they don’t.

  • @oa_43
    @oa_43 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 touch my house/building i live in
    logic is that everything inside will be saved

  • @mustafaanisahamad1931
    @mustafaanisahamad1931 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ai generated snow white is an OF model-change my mind

  • @Lunatikalt
    @Lunatikalt ปีที่แล้ว

    6:28 oh great an immature german.

  • @tesstickles4621
    @tesstickles4621 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:50 so fake. There is NEVER 1 EMT in an ambulance

  • @brbrbrbrbbrbrbrbr
    @brbrbrbrbbrbrbrbr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A dad for a dad

  • @THEORIGINALMEMEHUB
    @THEORIGINALMEMEHUB ปีที่แล้ว

    No shots for me lmao
    wait

  • @jmac7818
    @jmac7818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:07 that isn't how that works

  • @commandercody8766
    @commandercody8766 ปีที่แล้ว

    Between my two accounts I had over a thousand hours, I was almost at jets on my old account with no premium just playing for fun and then I lost my account so I made a new one 6 months later and after I got to tier 4 I decided to buy the a10 since it's one of my favorite planes and it has a great talisman, plus base bombing is good money.

  • @Sppokk
    @Sppokk ปีที่แล้ว

    Always wondered why sometimes he inverts the colors of the image just realized it was to put it in dark mode

  • @Harshstew21
    @Harshstew21 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:29 that man is smart

  • @KeyboardTarantula
    @KeyboardTarantula ปีที่แล้ว

    2:54 not if helived in japan for two years...

  • @StarHorder
    @StarHorder ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is the train covered in blood

  • @CamoGuy76239
    @CamoGuy76239 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great Memes! 🤣😁

  • @harripursiainen5420
    @harripursiainen5420 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's a Sin - Pet Shop boys

  • @username_wish
    @username_wish ปีที่แล้ว

    i'd rather have acne all over my face than have sh*t or per*od

  • @axolotlofdawest1372
    @axolotlofdawest1372 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:33 favorite part

  • @raisefanfics
    @raisefanfics ปีที่แล้ว

    4:40 I've seen enough for today

  • @DreadxBjinn
    @DreadxBjinn ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I love chinese Sweetshops

  • @alexszulczynski5546
    @alexszulczynski5546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:59 is the thunbnail meme

  • @Sonau_fan
    @Sonau_fan ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail is okay

  • @_.e_e_e_e._
    @_.e_e_e_e._ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    first meme, can someone explain?

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The "noo, Barbie" one? That "Ken" doll is a doll that looks like Johnny Sins, the male po rn star.

    • @_.e_e_e_e._
      @_.e_e_e_e._ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roringusanda2837 Yeah, that one, thanks for the explanation, I knew it had something to do with that but I wasn't too sure

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_.e_e_e_e._ sure!

  • @LGBTQrighrsarehumanrights3
    @LGBTQrighrsarehumanrights3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When orderd Kfc food poisons you and a lot of people you know😢

  • @alexletiny5155
    @alexletiny5155 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35 why does the top part of the dress look like its gona fall off at any moment bruh 💀 (im talking bout the AI pic)

  • @Thetrue777luck777
    @Thetrue777luck777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:30✈🛩✈🛩✈🛩✈🛩

  • @Gojo_sensei72
    @Gojo_sensei72 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm sorry, this dude probably got cancelled and was sent to Prison for this... Police can get away with anything now. 5:24

  • @carnagephoenix1978
    @carnagephoenix1978 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:49 Wdym a victim; just because its 4 years apart doesnt mean rape, its like a freshman dating a senior, ain't nothing wrong with that

  • @speedwagonisdagoat
    @speedwagonisdagoat ปีที่แล้ว

    #dankness
    The great Dio approves of your memes. Congrats

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anime in the thumbnail is Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

  • @CyarSkirata
    @CyarSkirata ปีที่แล้ว

    *doesn't know what show the last one was from*

  • @marcoz6281
    @marcoz6281 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything was Insame but 9:18 seriously WTF

  • @elieselmarcano3117
    @elieselmarcano3117 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:48 i hate this

  • @Darkninjasham
    @Darkninjasham ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don't believe everything you see on the internet
    Even me you us

    • @notvenom1152
      @notvenom1152 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you steal that quote from Abraham Lincoln?

  • @user-tb7ml8kz7h
    @user-tb7ml8kz7h ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:05 - so what show is it? I feel left out.

    • @darkeyednewt2694
      @darkeyednewt2694 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pawn Stars, Top left is Rick, Top right is chumlee, bottom left is the son, and the bottom right is the oldman

  • @tristanpruett864
    @tristanpruett864 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:05 how do we know this.

  • @sunnyism
    @sunnyism ปีที่แล้ว

    Why Barbie with Mr clean???

  • @LostPeopleOfEarth158
    @LostPeopleOfEarth158 ปีที่แล้ว

    People don't usually show me pictures of their kids but if they do I look at it, tilt my head confused and say, "Cute..." or "Cute?" Like I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Pretty sure it makes them wonder what's wrong with their kid that only I noticed. In reality I haven't exchanged more than ten words with you in the last month. Why are you showing me this?

  • @lecucureuilfou4707
    @lecucureuilfou4707 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:30 what's the name of this show?

  • @punnycomixltd8172
    @punnycomixltd8172 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's the show at 9:36?

  • @lefeeshchopped8286
    @lefeeshchopped8286 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I need that featured comment explained for me

    • @robet007
      @robet007 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to be familiar with the Saw movies to get it

    • @lefeeshchopped8286
      @lefeeshchopped8286 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robet007 Nah, I get that part, it's just the wording is kinda weird

  • @Mightychill
    @Mightychill ปีที่แล้ว

    1:46 i live in Asia and I can tell it's idk I'm not a girl

  • @glabolk
    @glabolk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i would touch the groud so the earth will survive and so evrything that is touching the groud will survive too

  • @moai_memes418
    @moai_memes418 ปีที่แล้ว

    SWITCH TEAMS

  • @LTDroz
    @LTDroz ปีที่แล้ว

    10:00 imma request the sauce for *research* purposes