middleditch and schwartz quotes i think about daily
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ย. 2024
- I know some of these are just basic phrases but I say/think of them on a daily basis because of these damn specials (that I love). Also, this isn't super edited because I'm on week 7 of being sick and I just can't focus, so bear with me. If you have any requests or ideas, send them my way (they don't have to be M&S related).
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the way Thomas is so genuinely surprised by nigel's accent at first KILLS ME
Yes
Middleditch *HATED* that alien so much. Everything Ben added to his personality, you could see Thomas like, "God damn it."
Yess he tried to stop it so many times
in an interview thomas said he was so confused by the alien bcs he had forgotten the woman in the audience mentioned them!!
@@abbyomalley omg that’s amazing and makes a lot of sense
“I’ll AlLoW iT” lives in my brain constantly
Oh thank God I'm not the only one
yes
“Where are you from?”
“I’ll never tell...”
Gets me every time omg
That’s my favorite hahaha
you forgot "wait here Toby and wait here... Roby"
justice for toby and roby
Everything said by Short Paul is gold
*ive got something mean to say*
Except for when he said whoopsie doopsie
Okay, but I actually use "I'll never tell" fairly frequently
I keep saying it to people expecting them to know what I'm referencing until I realize I had also completely forgotten where it came from lol
I can’t tell if he’s quoting game grumps, or quoting the same thing that the grumps were quoting
@@allthatjazza451 yes exactly!! it's clearly a reference to some other third media, but i just don't know what that is. im sure I've heard someone else do that bit too, on SNL or something. i need to know !!
@@s.j7423 it was said in an episode of community once th-cam.com/video/cuongSZ_J0c/w-d-xo.html
Same
“you doin pants to this thing?” is my immediate reaction anytime i see someone adjusting their pant cuff
"jesus absolute holy fucking Christ" is in my head 24/7
Same he really added a new one to my repertoire
69th like
me too omg I say it constantly and my mom gets PISSED
i hate it because i’ve said it so much that it’s becoming my go to reaction
1:40
i think about “this f*cking guy” at least 5 times a day
I’m DEVASTATED at the lack of “ehhhh CARD TRICK!” 😔
omg that's what I came here looking for I'm so glad I'm not alone
This comments section is like a support group for all of us that uncontrollably quote these specials all the time
My favorite is when Ben first meets Thomas’ ghost lmfao
"alright... We'll find out who you are later"
I still cannot believe how well they tied the ghost to the story in the end, I think they were really surprised themselves too haha
"You can't just say you're a ghost and then leave!"
Thomas' rant about the toilet paper and wiping just came straight from his heart. No comedy there
Plus it almost sounds like a bill burr rant with that accent
these 3 episodes were the highlight of my quarantine omg
Preach
I say "HEY DONT LOOK AT ME, I OWN A CAT FARM" all day, everyday. It shal be my yearbook quote
i wish we had yearbook quotes at my school. i would 100% make it something from middleditch and schwartz
That moment when u actually make it ur yearbook quote..(･_･;
all of jason’s quotes live in my head rent free
and he's just a boy!
Ah yes, verbal consent.
Write it on the board!
"The only difference.... is that it's signed.... digitally"
i live in the closet!
i say "fuckin tote... Shoulder Tote" more times a day than i'm proud of
I'm surprised this line wasn't in the compilation " nah I don't like you, I heard you got f***** by a gezel"
"I'm Kyle but my inner name is Sawson"
the toilet paper ball rant H A U N T S me. Every single time i wipe i think about it.
11 years
“I need you to abandon your child! Abandon your boy!” Well that’s mine now
I'm always whispering "sweet kathleen" and doing the "revenge... vengeance... revengeance"
this whole special feels like one big inside joke and i love it. i want nothing more than new episodes lmao
I will find myself saying “I’ll allow it” in the voice of the person running the wedding way more than I should
My friends and I say ‘I’M LOOOOOOSE!” to each other all the time now.
i’m sure that is interpreted in many different ways by many different people
I'm constantly on the verge of asking "...Does anyone have anything mean to say?!" in work meetings.
It's the first thing that comes to mind when I'm reaching for verbage to express: "any feedback?"
doNT AKS ME iF I’m loOSE
ARE YOU L00SE????
@@ede447 IM LOOOOOOOSE
i’ve said “jesus absolute holy fucking christ” about 4 times a week since these specials came out
Jason's quotes live in my head rent free all day, every day. Especially "verbal consent"
The idea that they filmed 4 of these but only 3 of them got released is killing me
WHAT
WHAT
Why did you have to put this in my brain?!?
i genuinely re-enact the “jesus christ what the heck” *dabs at eyes* every day whenever someone says anything remotely nice to me nfksdbfkahsjdbf
Short Paul's reaction to Kathleen referring to him as just Paul
"Write it on the boooaaarrrrrdddd!!!"
lEgaLLy BIndInG
You missed when the ghost is released hahahaha “THATS ALL I NEEDED! THAT WAS MY UNFINISHED BUSINESS!”
ben really saw sebastian’s character and went oh yeah my inner jean-ralphio is comin out
I love love love the way Thomas says, "I can't bring my tote??" and then throws it over his shoulder.
I say "get outta my way, dorkozoid" a little too often
I love "No. You can. But on your own time"
This special was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time. Holy shit
that last clip was just Thomas doing a flawless Bill Burr impression
"what does the sound a doodie make" has big "why does this thing people say" energy
I like how if you've never seen the specials this looks very stupid
I like how if you've seen the specials this looks very stupid
"I need you to abandon your child" always gets me
all of these quotes have worked their way into my regular vocabulary
I'M SO GLAD I FOUND THIS CORNER OF THE INTERNET THAT ALSO OBSESSED OVER THE SPECIALS
i think about the cotton blend quote on a daily basis
SAME ITS SO UNDER-HYPED
They need a season 2
100%
They’re making one. It should come out May 2022
the brightest suns burn the briefest 😔
“stOp cHanTinG” and “jesus absolute holy fucking christ” are def my favs
“Uuuuhhh, card trick” is my thing
I literally cried of laughter at “oopsy woopsy” for an entire day
I really hope we can get through this pandemic so Thomas and Ben can go hog wild on some new specials for netflix!
"I'll allow it"
but i do think, if i had slippery enough shoes...
yeah laptime! I'm twelve!
i’m toby, i got tons of friends!
@@beth5529 how would you like it if one of them was a fuckinn alien??
I love how I’m ALWAYS watching a Middleditch and Schwartz episode when you post 😂
“shoulldder tote 🖕” i-
Your profile picture brings me joy
👁️👄👁️
"yay lap time, im tweleve and I love my dads lap" will ever not make me laugh
"and they were like 'yeah self defense'"
"but it's MTGGGGG it's maaagic"
Cherry Dude and Scarjo are great together :)
"I'll alloooowwwww it" has been said around our apartment on a regular basis.
every short paul sentence is the best
They’re not allowed to just call out my license plate like that.
keeping up with the times reality show was the best part of the entire series
Y'all should listen to Thomas Middleditch's performance in the podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern". The episode is called "Lord's brother". He is so good in it!
???? i love this cotton blend! :(
“Oopsy woopsy” has now become an everyday term in my life
These specials made me laugh SO DAMN HARD for like the first time in 2020 lol they are hilarious
I say "Jesus christ what the heck" every time something makes me cry now
You left out “that’s not something you should ask a lad- yes I’m loose as a caboose”
“Write it on the board!”
I love these three episodes so dearly but my mental stability requires more Middleditch and Schwartz content. I can't keep watching the same stuff hours on end and lose my shit every gotdamn time, I cannot
Love seeing doobs and the milkman
magic!
yu-gi-oh!
MAGIC!!
the bit about wastefully using toilet paper is the one that shreds me every time.
"this fuckin guy"
I feel that one in my soul.
Literally the bestest new year present
The entire alien bit lives in my mind rent free
Too this day and for the rest of my life I will always say…”I’m LOOSE!”
"Why don't you ask your kids" fucking kills me every time it's sooo mean but so funny
"Stanley, What the Fuck are you talking about?" lives in my head
i randomly mentioned this special to my parents the other day, so they watched it and told me it wasnt funny. i was devastated and i cant even bring myself to finish the first episode anymore.
anyways sorry to whoever sees this weird rant
ah! same thing happened to me! i tried showing my mom and she didn’t get it but i realized it’s just because we grew up on different humor. don’t let them make you feel not great about liking something!!
I ALWAYS think about “does anybody wanna say something mean?”
The "FUCK YOU, NIGEL!" Gets me EVERY TIME
brilliant as always :) thank u for the content
the weird grunt thomas makes after ben says “hey timothy” is SO fucking funny
my favourite thing is ben introducing things that are off the rails and thomas needing to figure out what to do about it
1:52 is a perfect facial response
So happy to see another of your videos!! Also this is so so good.
Thomas as Jason lives in my mind 24/7 rent free
Fuck me, these two and these 3 specials got me through the entire pandemic. Backs must be killing them from holding up the entirety of my mental health. Thank you for putting this vid together!
The fact that every single episode consistently has a yellow and blue colour pallet-
OoOopsiE doOoOpsies
What about “I’ll act as a male buffer!”
-Roby or Toby (I can’t remember)
Me and my family have seen the Jason the alien episode a total of four times,
The thing that lives in my head rent free is "I got a bow tie AND a tie"
If i were your best man, i’d tell you “you look stupid” but im not sooo
Everytime I give myself a break or get a snack to treat myself I always think 'I'll allow it'