So a man of questionable sexuality gets a guy who make bubbles and his mom to teach him sunshine kung fu to fight Aztec gods of fitness dresses like male strippers. And eventually teams up with a stereotypical black guy and a cyborg Nazi. Seems legit.
They are ultimate being long exist since begining of time and immortal. Aztec are human, not pillar man. They worship them and found them, and predict their reawakening
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A British gangster with sun powers teams up with a cyborg Nazi, an Italian man that can shoot bubbles strong enough to kill people, and a 40 year old woman who kills people with scarves to protect a red rock from three male strippers older than the human race.
Welcome to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure! In this anime, you end up rooting for the Nazi while beautiful vampires sparkling in sunlight is *FUCKING TERRIFYING.*
Anyone else think it would be cool (and terrifying) for Josuke to meet Waamu? I say Waamu because unlike esidisi and Kars. Josuke could have an actual conversation with Waamu...
if there is ever a live action JJBA show in the making, i would like to ask you all...... WHICH ACTORS DO YOU GUYS THINK SHOULD PLAY AS THE PILLAR MEN?!?! comment below to answer!!!
+Kenny Davila i would say perfect Kars most of the time, Dio just cant kill him. The only way i can see Dio winning if he could manage to stop time longer, which was implied quite a bit through the story. Obviously if Dio could stop time permanently he wouldnt even need to deal with Kars. Or he could just bury him somewhere deeply where he maybe cant get out or put him on a one way rocket to space. Yeah im kinda grasping at straws here, but honestly otherwise its just easy win for perfect Kars. I do think he could beat normal Kars though.
+Kenny Davila Don't forget Ultimate Kars also has the ultimate Hamon shown when he basically melted Joseph's knee with a touch. There's no way DIO would find out before its too late.
That image is precisely how it feels when the fifth grader runs into you and your clan of high schoolers.
"I-Impossible! They just walked right by him! To them, we are the same as ants!"
Aye captain...
Exactly
So a man of questionable sexuality gets a guy who make bubbles and his mom to teach him sunshine kung fu to fight Aztec gods of fitness dresses like male strippers. And eventually teams up with a stereotypical black guy and a cyborg Nazi.
Seems legit.
DJWhaleTrain you forgot the part where he gets funded by his Grandfather's best friend.
Guess you could say the whole thing is pretty
*bizarre*
Time to oil up :)
King Cupcakes get out
Don't forget that he fights a vampire with a Thompson SMG, a grenade and then fucks him up on the brooklyn bridge.
what if in a different dimension they were called the column boys
Truss guys?
+Michael Spearson KONO DIO DA!!!
Ask President Valentine.
the wall lads
Stone Dudes
2 metrosexual sun light kungfu fighters vs 3 mr Olympia. ancient Aztec vampires the anime
Sexy Memes Boi Don't forget the Nazis. Germans have the best science, you know
They are not Aztec, they mentioned being around while the Romans still roamed the place and that was hundred of years before the Aztecs.
They are ultimate being long exist since begining of time and immortal. Aztec are human, not pillar man. They worship them and found them, and predict their reawakening
Spycrab kars himself is over 100,000 years old.
I burn my history book
I couldn't found the PilarMen inside the Gods Section
That's what would Stroheim do
Ancient ppl
GEORGE ZAPA good day
2 pillar men are still alive
Kars
Santana
So santana could still wake up and find Kars and attempt to bring him back
2 pillar men are still alive
Kars
Santana
So santana could still wake up and find Kars and attempt to bring him back
*''WAAMUU''*
What?
@@davidhatcher7016 *WAAMUU*
*WAAMUU*
@@zerefsly6216 Whammo
MEZAME TAMAE, WAGA ARUSHI TACHIYO!
If Kars had more Pillarmen allies, humanity would have been fucked.
Whammu! AC/DC! Kars! Convinced these are the greatest names given to anime characters ever
Either Whammu , Esidis and Kars OR Wham! AC/DC and Cars
Dont forget santana
Poor Santana
@@darkmagister12 who
@@idurisu930 Santana is the other pillar men
"This shit is so surreal. Am I on drugs?"
They live to serve their glorious overlord, The Emperor of Mankind.
No
@@razorburn645 FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Why to use drugs,when we have this???
Dio Brando might be super! But Pillar Men, They are ultra.
Is Pucci V?
+The “Verse Soloing God” Beyonder GOODO ONE
hatake san
I didn't think anyone would get the reference kek.
Kars is the strongest villain in the intire series
@@quontaviousoneiljamesthe3r839 *plays leg guitar*
im threatened by mayans and dubstep. mayans blaring dubstep is my worst nightmare
And it's more trap than it is dubstep, notice the lack of wubbs but the large amount of rap shouting and a (sort of) rap beat
@@thechozopandash yeah it's trap but i guess it can also be dubstep a lil bit.
I thought they were aztec
@James Tomlin They are not Aztec, they mentioned being around while the Romans still roamed the place and that was hundred of years before the Aztecs.
@James Tomlin ?
And then the pillar men vampires destroyed the twilight vampires
Hell yeah!
Of course
The end :D
Guys I just found some footage of it! th-cam.com/video/x7u5_T5Xacc/w-d-xo.html
Pillar men aren't vampires but more....
Yo wtf my roommate in camp used this song as his wake up alert tone
"arise my masters"
what a man of culture
He knows what's up
This is the greatest inspiration a man can have to get absolutely FUGGIN SHREDDED
Wait so in this Anime Aztec gods of fitness fight nazis?
No, they fight whatever is in their way. The nazis tried to control the pillar men.
More like a British-American and an Italian fight Aztec Fitness Gods with help from a group of Nazis led by a cyborg with cool hair.
"German science is the greatest in the world!"
Adam Puntigliano SEKAI ICHI!
+Senpai Filmworks niceu niceu very niceu caesar-chan
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
+Yunes Alilatene (Gentoki) omg yunes u watch jojo too?
Yunes Alilatene
*PRAISE THE SUN* \[^^]/
MEZAME TAMAE, WAGA ARUJI TACHI YO!
My body is ready
***** It was for the pillar men...
***** his body's half ready...
+I love Anal Too soon
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I grew a beard listening to this
I got 10 six-packs whilst listening to this.
My six pack grew a beard, and my beard grew a six pack.
@@RickJaeger how?
@@davidhatcher7016 he became a fractal of sixpacks on beards and beards on six packs
I grew an unusual effect listening to this
Ricardo Milo's lost brothers
milo's predecessors
NO
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Ricardo Milos is the 5th pillar man
Ricardo Milo's ancient predecessors
I can't stop striking some fabulous pose while listening this
Me: hiding under the bed
Dad: walks in with the belt with a jojo pose
*Abuse victim makes fun of its situation with its abusive jail dad on youtube to cope
Theme is fabulous. Can listen to it all day xD
WWE needs to make Hell Stable known as the Pillar Men and use this theme song.
anyone else noticed there legs bloody hell
itzqasim 005 AZTEC FITNESS GODS
they are t h i c c asf
The perfect workout song if youre aiming to get the body only an Ancient Aztec vampire could have
Joseph Camera Tell Kars coming back in 2012-2015 around Aztec Calendar.
"Voit des Hommes nu !!!" A ceux qui comprendront la référence...
Lol
Ahaha 😂😂😂
" J'ai envie de te mettre la bague au coeur jojo "
i feel like perfect being when i am listening to this
When the kid who had cancer for several months stands up completely fine:
1:40 when it goes metal.
Perfection.
Yes sir
This video's description is the perfect way to name this tune.
My sleep paralysis Demons at 3am:
for now on, this will be my work out song. when it comes on, intense training for me.
Eventually I stopped thinking and just made this my homepage.
Demons: There, that coffin should keep him.
The Doom Slayer a few hundred years later:
So you're implying The Doom Slayer is DIO?
@@goldenhydreigon4727
Samuel Hayden: How many demons have you killed?
Doom Slayer: How much bread have you eaten in your life?
Finally the actual song not a remix or meme
Me: *gets* *a* *49%* *on* *my* *exam*
Parents: 0:00
Me: *gets one mistake on my exam*
Parents:
AYAYAYAY
WHAMMMU!!! I HAVE BEEN AWAKENED BY THE AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS!!!!
A British gangster with sun powers teams up with a cyborg Nazi, an Italian man that can shoot bubbles strong enough to kill people, and a 40 year old woman who kills people with scarves to protect a red rock from three male strippers older than the human race.
this entire theme makes anything feel badass as shit
random guy plays pillar men music in museum
_The statues in nearby area in museum:_
No matter the cost, i'll have this played at my funeral.
And then you break out from the coffin, *posing*
My girlfriend listened to this. Now she is my boyfriend
That's it, this will be my theme
+DJSlammed2106 If you are not asincredibly muscular and shiny, don't even dare to do that.
+Kishin Asura A man can dream >____
WHATEVER WILL KITTEN DO NAOW!!!
ragnar40kblackmain YAAAASSSS
A pilar man in the mood woukd be like:
Wamuuuuu, misame tamae...wake the f*** up you damn masters
British army: FINALLY WORLD WAR 1 IS OVER!
Mussolini,hitler and Hirohito:
*world war cause they didn’t know that there was gonna be another world war at that time
...
Unless one of the British soldiers has epitaph
Epitaph requiem so they can see what’s gonna happen the next decade century whatever
everybody gangsta until the wall starts speaking dubstep
Welcome to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure! In this anime, you end up rooting for the Nazi while beautiful vampires sparkling in sunlight is *FUCKING TERRIFYING.*
gottacoconut But German technology is the GREATEST.
Is it bad I'm not here from jojos bizarre adventure
"Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes...!"
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!!
Anyone else think it would be cool (and terrifying) for Josuke to meet Waamu? I say Waamu because unlike esidisi and Kars. Josuke could have an actual conversation with Waamu...
Why is this so fucking catchy?
who many of you came form Equestrian men?
here!
+josh barton ..... *with much shame raises his hand* ...... /sigh fuck my life >_
+josh barton That, and MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD, THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND. MY OILED ABS QUIVER AT YOUR VOICE!
+High-Lord Harza if the emperor had a text to speech devise
dalek caan INDEED BROTHER
For life
These bad bois may just be the most op antagonists, save for the fact that they don't have Stands
More like Aeztec, this is clearly the work of an enemy stand!
if there is ever a live action JJBA show in the making, i would like to ask you all......
WHICH ACTORS DO YOU GUYS THINK SHOULD PLAY AS THE PILLAR MEN?!?!
comment below to answer!!!
JOE
animq4ion boi. Who’s joe
joe...
MAMA
Me and the boys looking for BEANS
This was uploaded on my dad's birthday lol
"Alright, boys... Let's roll."
(this plays)
Me: **accidentally goes near polar bear's cub**
The polar bear's near the cub:
The song though is insane
I’m back
Back again
"Alright, boys... *Let's roll.*"
(this plays)
When your at home while your parents think your at school, then they arrive home :
Pov: you're still looking for a good anime, then jojo fans appears
Monsters: Exist
Me in my armour with my sword and bow: AYYYYYAYYYYYAYYYYY
Me when the game is laggy: AAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHH
So...Aztec gods of cross fit that are awakened in 1939 have a dubstep theme
Seems legit
this song radiates pure testosteron and I love it
❤❤
Math teacher vs the new asian kids.
what babies see when they're born
this makes me awaken my masters
admit it, you pose and flex every time you hear this.
That guy wasn’t ready
Đã 7 Năm rồi =))) ajajaja~
This is what you listen to everyday when shredding
*nemesis entering the saferooms be like*
I listened to this when I was on toilet doing daily businesses, well this business was granted like a nuclear bomb... ... ...
When the 3 smart kids get in a group project together
so the guy who made this also made the gurren lagann ost too
holy shit
The Monolith Lads
최고의 브금이다
I'm only here so I can say "ay ay ay ay" and skip right to 0:03 for an inside joke.
when you step on lego bricks and it doesn't hurt
my favorite
I wonder who would win in a fight between perfect kars and Dio
+Kenny Davila i would say perfect Kars most of the time, Dio just cant kill him. The only way i can see Dio winning if he could manage to stop time longer, which was implied quite a bit through the story.
Obviously if Dio could stop time permanently he wouldnt even need to deal with Kars. Or he could just bury him somewhere deeply where he maybe cant get out or put him on a one way rocket to space. Yeah im kinda grasping at straws here, but honestly otherwise its just easy win for perfect Kars. I do think he could beat normal Kars though.
Astarthe89 normal kars would probably get fucked but perfect kars is just too OP like he actually isn't even dead he's just floating through space
+Kenny Davila i guess he counts as being "braindead"
+dubem odum true I guess but he'd probably come back with a little blood or when he lands on some sort of alien planet
+Kenny Davila Don't forget Ultimate Kars also has the ultimate Hamon shown when he basically melted Joseph's knee with a touch. There's no way DIO would find out before its too late.
*AYYY AYYY AYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Me: *decides to skip workouts during quarantine*
Jeff Cavaliere, Jeff Nippard and Jeremy Either:
The 4 striper poll dancers!!!
This is how the sons of god were compared to the sons of men!
People in jojo: AAAAA THE PILLAR MEN
Me if I was In jojo: **jamming to the beat**
*SIZAAAAAA!!!*
AY AY AY AYYYY
I had to do a history sheet about the origins of Islam, and my mind jumped to this when i saw a question about "Jihad"
When the 3 high school bullies walk down the hall way
Body goals 😂
this is manly as hell
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