20:25 "Spam marry my kids off to Indians maybe then they will invite me to one of their weddings...". As an Indian, this made me laugh more than I should. I always had a suspicion that CK series really let our intrusive thoughts go wild! Dude you should do more CK3 content
Regarding books that give lifestyle xp: Doing the decision as a landless adventurer to write a journal of travels at the highest tier (I think around 60 locations visited?) gives you the option to create a book artifacts that gives +40% lifestyle xp. Haven't tried stacking four of those, but it might be doable. It'd just require 5 entire generations of travelling the world 2-3 times so... not in the mood
@ You probably get this a lot, but I know next to nothing about half the games you cover. You just have this way with explanations that makes these games feel so captivating. Maybe in time I too can dip my toes in and truly experience it for myself. Gotta say it’s pretty intimidating from an outsider looking in.
@@LemonCake101It really makes me respect the people from history who had to tangle with all of this stuff in-situ with inaccurate information and message delays. How on Earth did a monarch of France somehow manage to muster his fiefs, or organize basic messaging to the people under him? And learn to do it competently enough to rule for a (hopefully) long reign? Bizarre thinking about what people had to deal with daily. Sorry about my rambling; this is just the stuff your videos make me think about.
@@Krausk_A3 ironically enough that is why Feudalism involved so many powers being delegated: the King of France didn't do those things, the Dukes appointed people that did, and at best the Kings influenced the decisions of the Dukes, etc etc. The main 'work' was managing this web of alliances as it where
i just watched a video that's 1 hour and 8 minutes long of you getting every perk on a single character and im still amazed at how it felt like time blew by watching this.
A Dale Gribble was pulled, the aliens used your semen to impregnate your wife. However unlike Dale in this case that is actually the most logical explanation... Well that or your wife kept a jar...
I prefer cheese way. Give your whole family one county. Get witch coven. They'll also do witch activity. Enjoy free points. Also before the nerf you could also get so many book trinkets to boost your exp. Double and even triple your exp gain.
ik this isnt an eu4 vid but im playing hungary rn and noticed a mission gives +10 max effect of absolutism, and was wondering if you have/will do a video stacking that (and i guess along with it the required absolutism, but i presume youve got a video about that already). id be interested to see just how high u can get it, since i only really know about that mission and the brandenburg gate which give it
Playmaker did a max effect of abs stacking already, but yeah basically you hit 95% admin eff (the cap) which can be done with ‘just’ admin eff stacking
@@LemonCake101 thats one of the things I dislike most in ck3, unless my spouse/lover is in my entourage or army I shouldnt be able to get them pregnant/they shouldnt be able to get me pregnant
A neat trick I found for travelling: when you're invited to someone else's hunt/tournament, there's no time limit for the journey back. So you can literally visit every court in the world in one go. Setting up the travel plan gets painful haha.
susprisingly not that hard. All you basically need is genius herculean and that book artiffact you get by traveling around a lot as an adventurer from your dad. +50 from genius and +50 from the book and a long lifespan is all really needed
6:54 its gloster, not glo-chester. if you ever need to pronounce english place names again some advice is, cester is ster, ham is just am and shire is sher (should mentions I havent watched the whole video yet, I'm terrified of what you might say next)
@@LemonCake101 Oh no, ignore OP. If you ever need to pronounce English place names, just take your best stab in the dark. Our language is anarchy. Anyone who tells you there are rules is a madman.
Henry the 8th was ahead of his time
Come say hi here: discord.gg/mKYUGQaKk4
What happpened to your wife?!
@@F.M671 ... which of the 16 wives?
Who let this guy cook?
Gordon Ramsay himself 🔥🔥
The lemons.
the shrimp
Eccentric personality gives a boost to all lifestyle xp too
Local irish man understands nature of universe and man and goes insane
decides to spend 40 years attending non-stop weddings
I love the wife just giving you non stop heirs while u were never home . Truly the lifestyle of medival nobility !
20:25 "Spam marry my kids off to Indians maybe then they will invite me to one of their weddings...". As an Indian, this made me laugh more than I should. I always had a suspicion that CK series really let our intrusive thoughts go wild! Dude you should do more CK3 content
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it! Yeah there are some.. great qoutes from this video is all I will say
@@LemonCake101 It's awesome. I can not get enough of your bitter / dry mannerisms they are gold !
i love how upset you were at accidentally inheriting england
I didn't want it, and now I have to deal with it :(
Regarding books that give lifestyle xp:
Doing the decision as a landless adventurer to write a journal of travels at the highest tier (I think around 60 locations visited?) gives you the option to create a book artifacts that gives +40% lifestyle xp.
Haven't tried stacking four of those, but it might be doable. It'd just require 5 entire generations of travelling the world 2-3 times so... not in the mood
Man I’ve been hungry for some longform content from you; so glad to see this!
Enjoy! Its around 20 hours of footage cut down into this :)
@ You probably get this a lot, but I know next to nothing about half the games you cover.
You just have this way with explanations that makes these games feel so captivating.
Maybe in time I too can dip my toes in and truly experience it for myself. Gotta say it’s pretty intimidating from an outsider looking in.
@ well good to hear! I do love the games and can certainly recommend them, although indeed the time investments to learn are quite steep
@@LemonCake101It really makes me respect the people from history who had to tangle with all of this stuff in-situ with inaccurate information and message delays.
How on Earth did a monarch of France somehow manage to muster his fiefs, or organize basic messaging to the people under him? And learn to do it competently enough to rule for a (hopefully) long reign?
Bizarre thinking about what people had to deal with daily. Sorry about my rambling; this is just the stuff your videos make me think about.
@@Krausk_A3 ironically enough that is why Feudalism involved so many powers being delegated: the King of France didn't do those things, the Dukes appointed people that did, and at best the Kings influenced the decisions of the Dukes, etc etc. The main 'work' was managing this web of alliances as it where
i just watched a video that's 1 hour and 8 minutes long of you getting every perk on a single character and im still amazed at how it felt like time blew by watching this.
Glad you enjoyed!
14k gold in back and still "can't" afford to support the crusade smh...
Sorry thats the wedding budget
@@LemonCake101king harlaus throwing entire Swadian coffers on endless feasts be like 🧈
Should have make him Eccentirc 😂
Wasn't exactly designing this chap what can I say :(
After watching this in one sitting I feel compelled to ask: are you ok? are you fine? how are you doin'? how's it going? I hope you're a'ight.
I don't know what I am I don't know how I got here I must attend more weddings
The first kid is almost certainly yours, the pregnant trait appears after the woman has been pregnant for a while
The second however...
Checked code they where all mine, pdx let’s you impregnate telepathically if your traveling
A Dale Gribble was pulled, the aliens used your semen to impregnate your wife.
However unlike Dale in this case that is actually the most logical explanation...
Well that or your wife kept a jar...
what you doing playing ck3 all caked up
How else do you think I get all those weddings going
Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived…
More like died, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, beheaded, survived
Hey the last one only lived because I happened to die
5:10 "he was in northern atlantic on the road toward Jerusalem". 😆
I prefer cheese way. Give your whole family one county. Get witch coven. They'll also do witch activity. Enjoy free points. Also before the nerf you could also get so many book trinkets to boost your exp. Double and even triple your exp gain.
7:38 Daemon moment
26:40 ...You know you can change the route of a journey while it's in progress, right?
… no?
Ah yes, the lemon cake flavored ck3
ik this isnt an eu4 vid but im playing hungary rn and noticed a mission gives +10 max effect of absolutism, and was wondering if you have/will do a video stacking that (and i guess along with it the required absolutism, but i presume youve got a video about that already). id be interested to see just how high u can get it, since i only really know about that mission and the brandenburg gate which give it
Playmaker did a max effect of abs stacking already, but yeah basically you hit 95% admin eff (the cap) which can be done with ‘just’ admin eff stacking
Least accomplished true Lithuanian patriot! Anyways, day like 14 ish and video 5 for a 1h+ Lithuania tutorial.
crusader stream with subscribers as knights when?
Yes yes, keep telling yourself that those kids are yours...
Worst part is I checked in game files, and indeed, I managed to get my wife pregnant through bluetooth
@@LemonCake101 thats one of the things I dislike most in ck3, unless my spouse/lover is in my entourage or army I shouldnt be able to get them pregnant/they shouldnt be able to get me pregnant
@@LemonCake101 damn, you sure you dont have a twin?
Hey, it's free weddings.
I managed to do this. The trick is abusing travel for site xp, and spamming grand marriages (polygamous, divorce always allowed religion).
Seems that is pretty much your strat. Should have watched the video first I guess 😅
Yup, travel and marriages, the way to world knowledge indeed!
A neat trick I found for travelling: when you're invited to someone else's hunt/tournament, there's no time limit for the journey back. So you can literally visit every court in the world in one go. Setting up the travel plan gets painful haha.
@@malcolmhalvarson2118 wait really? thats amazing XD
@@LemonCake101 yes, you can do that for any travel actually
Ok now be the duke of every duchy one at a time in one lifetime
thats just a NK mode WC, plenty of people already did those :(
@LemonCake101 no but one at a time, like a migrotary duke
19:49 Richard the Lionheart reference????
Holy shit a CK3 VID!
Now this is content.
thanks :)
EU4 nation political compass next?
Please no
eu4 animals on map tier list when?
I don't think I am scraping the barrel that badly... yet
What ADHD looks like
susprisingly not that hard. All you basically need is genius herculean and that book artiffact you get by traveling around a lot as an adventurer from your dad.
+50 from genius and +50 from the book and a long lifespan is all really needed
Indeed, but farming perks from weddings is the way
Are you a lemon wedding cake?
I attend weddings, not get consumed at them
erm... how can it be every lifestyle if it has no traveling lifestyle...
campaign was started before that lifestyle was added, and I did also... travel the world pretty much anyway
with how much travelling he did he absolutely wouldve maxxed that out
6:54 its gloster, not glo-chester. if you ever need to pronounce english place names again some advice is, cester is ster, ham is just am and shire is sher
(should mentions I havent watched the whole video yet, I'm terrified of what you might say next)
Oh it is, a touch embarrassing to get that wrong considering I currently live in England. Guess my inability to pronounce knows no bounds!
@@LemonCake101 Oh no, ignore OP. If you ever need to pronounce English place names, just take your best stab in the dark.
Our language is anarchy. Anyone who tells you there are rules is a madman.
I want to be polite, but please check the pronunciation of Renown and Matrilineal.
Your voice is easy to listen to otherwise. ;)
Yeah fair enough, honestly I only ever read those words hence pronunciation is... up to me as it where :)
@@LemonCake101 Fair play, happens all the time when only reading. :)