Joe still believes in magical Boogey germs flying around trying to get him. Think harder bro. Your wife still hasn’t “caught” your aids after 65 years.
And "watershed moment" is an analogy of weather systems. A watershed is usually something like a mountain, where water will come down on one side or the other due to gravity. Additionally air pressure effects come into play. A passing storm will either get caught in the valley, or depending on wind currents pass over to the other side of the valley. It's very hard to predict and so the analogy is that it can go either way with roughly equal probability. The other part of the analogy is that the future outcomes of everything that happens, the timeline, will be very different if it goes one way or the other.
Who’s complaining about this podcast? This is the most enjoyable podcast of the week to me. I never switch to another podcast halfway through Tuesdays, like I do with others ❤
Congrats Joe and Sara! You make the cutest parents, and your son is so lucky. I had a baby both when I was young and after I was older, and I know maturity, experience, and better finances meant I was a lot better at raising a baby and child when I was older. Enjoy it as much as you can because looking back now, my children’s childhoods were over far too fast for me. The love you feel now will only grow., but I wish I could relive that time now. Congratulations!
I think we had the same doctor even though I live in Iowa When the labor started this woman was like a maestro, super impressive, made the whole experience great for my wife Congratulations
I am NOT mad at you guys for releasing back dated episodes HOWEVER it is nice to feel like we are hanging out type vibe on our weeks together rather than feeling like we are left out of the loop on old information... either way I am here and enjoy this shit lol but for some "insider baseball" as consumers that is my answer for your question JOE! hahaha love ya gays!
Wait. Do you mean to tell me...that these stories...are EVENTS FROM THE PAST?! THat's it!! I'm not paying another dollar for this free publication that I don't actually pay for. Goddamnit. Three weeks old? COMEDY
"One glove like Michael Jackson....O.J..." Fuck that was great, I'm still laughing my ass off and my two kids are looking a me like I'm a lunatic (which I am).
In Wisconsin, the first recorded demise was a guy who crashed his motorcycle. The news aired it as covid, and the family came out and had to defend themselves against the media.
"Never meet your heros!" Yet I never got to meet Joe List.... Chuck is sick and Mark isn't? Sounds like an episode of 2 and 1/2 men! Chuck, get well soon! Mark, stay well!
One day Buckwheat is sitting in class and he has to go to the bathroom. He raises his hand and says “excuse me Miss Bliss, I have to use the restroom.” The teacher replies “ok Buckwheat, you can go to the bathroom if you can use dictate in a sentence.” Buckwheat says “Ok” “Hey Darla, how my dictate?”
Classic. I remember hearing this joke in the 80s from Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression. But I remember thinking (and still do), "was this a joke BEFORE that impression? Like, in the 50s? Did my dad rock this joke in grade school?!". But I ain't asking him, it would be awkward.
@5:00 I used to put my hand over my kid's eyes, but, like, the Spock "live long & prosper" hands, just to let them know "I don't approve of this, but go ahead". I'd also say "c'mon, guys, get a room!" during sex scenes. I figured it's better to make light of it instead of being awkward and embarrassed. There's enough of that waiting out there in life.
to answer the question @47:46 .....its not UPSETTING to me at least and I'll speak for some others here but it is preferable for us to listen to episodes that were recorded the week its aired because we follow you and want to hear your thoughts on things that happened recently. Like if we all know Skankfest just happened and we want to hear your guys' take on it, its a bit of a bummer to have to wait 3 weeks to hear about it. Not a big deal to me but in honesty, its preferable and more enjoyable.
Joe questioning whether “spectate” is a word goes to show the glasses are a lie.
He wears them because when he takes them off he looms like Kyle's cousin from south park
He’s got mom brain
Joe still believes in magical Boogey germs flying around trying to get him. Think harder bro. Your wife still hasn’t “caught” your aids after 65 years.
He pretends he's dumber than he is
I often question if English is his first language
Thanks for stocking up on pod eps as to not leave us dry
I love how Mark swooped on Joe’s spots at the stand
🩷 So happy for you, Joe and Sarah. Civic Duty is 💯 and can’t wait to watch Sarah’s special. And Mark is always hilarious.
100 what?
I watch/listen to you gays every week! I never miss an ep! Keep'em comin' boys!
Why did I lose it when Mark threw the cup behind him 😂🤣
best prop comic in the biz
Time stamp pls
th-cam.com/video/OoKaOaipFk4/w-d-xo.html
Dovetail is a carpentry term. Its just a way of joining two pieces of wood together.
And "watershed moment" is an analogy of weather systems.
A watershed is usually something like a mountain, where water will come down on one side or the other due to gravity. Additionally air pressure effects come into play.
A passing storm will either get caught in the valley, or depending on wind currents pass over to the other side of the valley. It's very hard to predict and so the analogy is that it can go either way with roughly equal probability. The other part of the analogy is that the future outcomes of everything that happens, the timeline, will be very different if it goes one way or the other.
My wife was laughing her ass off at me frustratingly explaining to my phone what dovetail meant 😅
How bout we join two pieces of wood together
Who’s complaining about this podcast? This is the most enjoyable podcast of the week to me. I never switch to another podcast halfway through Tuesdays, like I do with others ❤
Congrats Joe and Sara! You make the cutest parents, and your son is so lucky. I had a baby both when I was young and after I was older, and I know maturity, experience, and better finances meant I was a lot better at raising a baby and child when I was older. Enjoy it as much as you can because looking back now, my children’s childhoods were over far too fast for me. The love you feel now will only grow., but I wish I could relive that time now. Congratulations!
Joe "riddled w disease" List
Joe "diddled w disease" List
Being from RI, I appreciate how u guys always throw little rhody some love.
"Sorry Gays!", holy f Mark your killin me🤣
It's allllllllllllllllllll pipes!
Salmiya Kuwait represent.
I think we had the same doctor even though I live in Iowa
When the labor started this woman was like a maestro, super impressive, made the whole experience great for my wife
Congratulations
“WOAH NEVER MEET YOUR HEROS” 😆
I smell a movie… the hangover but it’s Joe’s last day as a non-father
But riddled with Covid lol
They made a movie like that... it was called The Hangover 😂
That's a good idea 😭
That’s gold Jerry!
Love that!
"I don't know if those night nurses haggle.." *BEEPBEEP-big money moolah ADs play.*
Joe can afford it. I've seen his comedy shorts.
I am NOT mad at you guys for releasing back dated episodes HOWEVER it is nice to feel like we are hanging out type vibe on our weeks together rather than feeling like we are left out of the loop on old information... either way I am here and enjoy this shit lol but for some "insider baseball" as consumers that is my answer for your question JOE! hahaha
love ya gays!
Congrats joe. Can’t imagine what that baby will go through. 🎉
A fine snatch is what it will go through
Telling joe to go doggie style like Washington on the Delaware 😂😂😂 that got me good 👍 ❤
You gotta see the baby!!
Pretty sure my father still prefers the company of men 🤷♂️
Watching this for the first time while in bed sick with covid
mark you and doug killed it in Providence! Great show and thank you!
I was at the live show at the gramercy. It was hilarious and I had a great time
It’s way too expensive for to be a fan of live comedy. Unfortunate because it’s the best kind of comedy.
Joe sits like his wife in labor!
Man Mark was on fire this ep
peeve, joe man spreading on every ep
My grandma has pancake sized areola.
That's where they got the term "flapjacks". From your grandma.
1:14 It and Misery are both awesome books.
Great EP as usual
That live ep was solid. I was sitting next to the bushwhacker dudes with the tank tops. Definitely killed
Wait whay am I going to listen to at work on Wednesdays? This is in my podcast rotation
This is old for even for Tuesday's 😂
Wait. Do you mean to tell me...that these stories...are EVENTS FROM THE PAST?!
THat's it!! I'm not paying another dollar for this free publication that I don't actually pay for.
Goddamnit. Three weeks old?
COMEDY
"What's a curable disease....?" "Cancer." Brilliant.
lovin these pods
"I saw someone get a booster the other day, that helps" genius!😂
THE LISTS ARE COMING TO NYC!!! HELLO, FOLKS!
Bubble come @15:17 should have been the episode title lol, congrats Joe!
mark says "kuwait a minute" a little over 4 minutes into tws episode 441 😂
Congrats Joe!
Joe you should definitely come back to this episode after a couple years. All that shit is true once you have a kid. It's truly awful haha
"One glove like Michael Jackson....O.J..." Fuck that was great, I'm still laughing my ass off and my two kids are looking a me like I'm a lunatic (which I am).
Dove tail is a wood working term and a water shed is land around a reservoir.
My father's gay. Is what Joe's kid is gonna be saying.
man why does this have to come out at the same time as kill tony ahhh...but congrats on the baby from the present!!
In hindsight, this wins. The High Weasel and shitty bucket picks kinda ruined it. Cept for Cam and William of course, and maybe that lil fella.
Best pod on the tubes !!
Deliberately posted always RIGHT as killtony goes live... 😂🤷🏻♂️
Just another "premiere".
That show sucks
Kill Tony isn’t live anyway 🤷♂️
Kill Tony stinks
@@psychoof78in fact, I believe KT was from weeks ago as well
"Some lady, or person..." 😄
The death rate was exaggerated by almost 85%
Derp
In Wisconsin, the first recorded demise was a guy who crashed his motorcycle. The news aired it as covid, and the family came out and had to defend themselves against the media.
@@wakenow1 yawn
Never vaccinated and still have never had Covid. Meanwhile all the vaxed people coughing all over me have had it multiple times.
I Saw Somebody get a Booster The Other Day That Helps 😂 🤣🤣 😅👍🏼
Joe says he knows things, then cut to not knowing about spectate being a word😂😂😂
Crazy coming back to see the covid insanity. Joe’s boosted and still getting covid😂
You’re doing it to yourself, Joe. The mind body connection.
Why is there nothing on the Patreon other than what’s already on TH-cam ?
"Never meet your heros!" Yet I never got to meet Joe List....
Chuck is sick and Mark isn't? Sounds like an episode of 2 and 1/2 men! Chuck, get well soon! Mark, stay well!
I dodged it! The pants wrapped around my face worked!
@@chuckstaton good to hear! Stay well! There's only 1 you!
Whats up with Mark's pants? Looks like hes waiting on the great flood.
The live show was fun
A dove-tail is a way of jointing wood together, which you'd know if your dad wasn't gay.
Jointing? Good one
To bring the funny every single episode is seriously impressive. But I’m gay, so what do I know? (Not gay)
The girl from Chipotle got him sick
He could have wore a mask
She violated his burrito.
Mark did a pre recorded ad read without being on a train or busy venue. Doesn't hit the same without the muffle n background sounds on NYC
Happy Tuesday.
lunch time
When they said “disease” a bunch of times I really thought Mark was going to say Disease Ansari
"Comedy!!" Thanks guys
Stephen King - 'Dreamcatcher' is a good read.
dove tails are a joint in wood working
At least you did the show in Maine before the shooting
Hey hey folks!
One day Buckwheat is sitting in class and he has to go to the bathroom. He raises his hand and says “excuse me Miss Bliss, I have to use the restroom.”
The teacher replies “ok Buckwheat, you can go to the bathroom if you can use dictate in a sentence.”
Buckwheat says “Ok” “Hey Darla, how my dictate?”
Classic. I remember hearing this joke in the 80s from Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat impression. But I remember thinking (and still do), "was this a joke BEFORE that impression? Like, in the 50s? Did my dad rock this joke in grade school?!". But I ain't asking him, it would be awkward.
A Nova Scotian fish mine hahaha
It’s like a big pimple the day of the prom!
A spectator is watching a spectacle
@5:00 I used to put my hand over my kid's eyes, but, like, the Spock "live long & prosper" hands, just to let them know "I don't approve of this, but go ahead". I'd also say "c'mon, guys, get a room!" during sex scenes.
I figured it's better to make light of it instead of being awkward and embarrassed. There's enough of that waiting out there in life.
Dope parent lol
They could google disease if they had their phones but I don't see them on this episode 🤣
They literally have curated art tho....😂
Of course he's "not worried" he has Common Sense God damn it!-RN of 17yrs
Mark, you gotta see the baby.Comedy. (Seinfeld)
I wonder how many coffee cups is behind Mark's chair now 🤣😂
I’m making a formal request to get Sam on Joe and Raanan Talk Movies.
“Porn posters like we’re at a fire station”😂😂
Joe acts like Boston doesn’t have the stank on it that Providence has lol
Congrats on the kid Joe
Fuck it, I’ll take one for the team and get covid after Mark.
Joe "The Covid Man-Spread" List
And As a labor and delivery nurse of 17yrs Mark knows soooooo much more than he pretends to😏
He's so cheap, he still stays at holiday inn Express
@tubby6339 ignorant
@tubby6339 hence his bulletproof immune system and joe being sick not mark 😉😉
Congratulations to you and Sara on a baby Luke
to answer the question @47:46 .....its not UPSETTING to me at least and I'll speak for some others here but it is preferable for us to listen to episodes that were recorded the week its aired because we follow you and want to hear your thoughts on things that happened recently. Like if we all know Skankfest just happened and we want to hear your guys' take on it, its a bit of a bummer to have to wait 3 weeks to hear about it. Not a big deal to me but in honesty, its preferable and more enjoyable.
I tested positive for covid for the first time 4 days ago. I hope you're feeling better Joe!
Do you know how to never get covid? Never take a covid test. You’ll be good for the rest of your life. 👍
No more ppl di3d than in a bad flu season joe
Black Jack 😂😂
Im seeing Mark in april, whatd you think of Knoxville?
I saw him in July at a 200 seat club, 2 days before his latest special released. Sat 3rd row. He was hilarious!!!
"Induce Biagalow". Mark's brain is different .
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe!
Little Al gayrithm list
Joe's lack of calves is astonishing.