I've thought about it, and I'd like to do it; I'm just not sure at this point how that'd go. I definitely want to explore it further in the future, though.
Harvest just keeps getting meaner and meaner. I love her! I can't wait for the day when Harvest meets another sanctimommy. I hope Harvest gets one-upped one day and put in her place.
I've been trying to think of a way to make a "Harvest meets her match" video, but it's hard to have a one-sided conversation of that nature. I'd like for people to be able to hear both sides of the dialog, but that's kinda hard to do by myself. I'm working on it, though!
That was something a sanctimommy used to be fond of saying to me when my kids were younger, and she said it exactly like that, with the throat-clearing and everything. UGH. I don't miss her!
She's 88 months old 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead af. 😂 I cannot stand when I ask someone how old their kid is and they say 12 months instead of 1. I laughed so hard though 😂 I'm trying to sleep but I cannot stop laughing 😂 you're hilarious
I can understand using months until the baby is 2 yrs old cuz there’s a big difference between a 13 month old, and a 20 month old in terms of development. But once a child reaches two yrs old ppl should quit using months or it gets ridiculous fast lol.
Addi Echart I actually did write one! I read it in several parts on my channel a year or so ago. It's called "River Road". I'm working on a follow up story to it now.
Do you live out west in the U.S.? Stupidity in psychic-new-age-idiocy reigns in the western U.S. I never saw so much nonsense as when I visited New Mexico, Arizona, and dear gawd, the land of the true fruits and nuts--California.
Rose Srphm I live in the East! Virginia. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think all natural healing methods are useless but sometimes, you really need a dr lol.
I feel like Harvest thinks of herself as a woke Noblewoman, her title wouod be something insane like the Woke-Organic-Duchess of the un-Woke Camden-folk. Or something even weirder.
Omg I was watching this and laughing hard and then got a possibly great idea for a roleplay! What if Harvest was doing one of these events and met someone who is a match in everything she does and then some. For an example, that person not only has a loom, she made it herself from a tree she cut down (in her family forest of course). I think it would be hilarious seeing Harvest trying to be positive about that but actually getting annoyed and being super competitive 😂😂
Hooray, Harvest is back! I misheard and though "Ngee" was repairing the "loo". It took on a whole new meaning for me! I was so excited because I also have three loos in my house. For a moment I felt that we were kindred spirits.
I'd be interested to hear what sort of "loo" Harvest has in her house. I'm sure it's...unconventional. And, of course, way better than everybody else's. :)
Her soap definitely has SOMETHING interesting in it. Why else would a bunch of teenagers steal it? Maybe it contains organic, vegan, and naturally enhanced hemp oil.
I need to do that. First I have to figure out how it's spelled. I'm thinking the actual spelling is absolutely insane, and probably has several weird letters in it. Probably an apostrophe or two, and some numbers.
I love your role play videos you are so creative you need to be in a move. Thank you for the mother day wishes thank you to replying to me what you say to me means a lot to me love ya mary 🌷🌼💖🐈
I absolutely would love to receive a Harvest rp where she lists some of the various ingredients she uses to create her infamous soap bars. She could give us info, background stories, or even anecdotes that she ties to each respective ingredient. So more or less a snooty Harvest-charged diy bars of soap. Either way thank you again for your consistency and seemingly tireless effort at pumping out sleepy content for us.
Hi Mary, love Harvest! I would love a video where Harvest encounters someone just like her and has to compete. "Oh your little speaks Swahili and knows calculus, how old is she? Two years old? Oh. Well."
I only discovered you a few weeks back. I just want to thank you, because not only are your asmr skills a wonderful distraction but you are hilarious and often make my day. Thanks.
So extra!! I adore Harvest and her gluten free bracelets. Also, I took Latin for 4 years (traditional Catholic school) so Harvest talking about Haven speaking Latin cracked me up!
Oh Harvest, never change, please :D Hilarious yet super relaxing. Totally on spot as always. Thank you, Mary! Hope you had the most wonderful Mother's Day!
I was definitely expecting her legal trouble to be about the poor soul she poisoned in Olive Garden... ;) Yet another awesome video, thank you so much for all you do for your viewers!
This was so funny, I couldn't sleep through this one but I thoroughly enjoyed it 😂😂 All the comments about Harvest meeting her match reminds me of Penelope from SNL, but as another sanctimommy 😂
"There's no frog DNA" lmaoo Harvest I love it. Thankyou for putting so much effort into your videos Mary! I hope you have a good Mothers Day :) I know you read the Facebook group Sanctimommy for Harvest inspo but if you're on Reddit you should check out justnomil, raisedbynarcissists and other such threads for more, judgey-mommy goodness (not!)
I love these videos! They’re simultaneously hilarious and relaxing!! I’m a Classics major, so I was unnecessarily excited when you were talking about learning Latin 😂😂
I hope Harvest meets another Sanctimonious Mommy and tries to one up her one day, or meets a Sanctimonious Dad. I love your work and you have amazing acting skills!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I never laughed so much in a long time I just lost it when you showed your wooden purse with your hair on it, I was literally telling you to stop while I was hysterically laughing.
I love your videos but I'm never able to finish them because I'm always asleep keep up the great work I wish you had more subs your acting skills are awesome!!
Mary I noticed that all of your recent videos have comments disabled. Is there a reason why it happened? I always felt like it was fun to talk to other people in comments and make jokes about the video, it felt like a community.
I dont know how I missed this character but I found her today...I hate Harvest/Karen. The idea obviously, the throat clearing, hand gestures and jabs at this idea are brilliant. I've watched them all now :)
Can you make a role play where Harvest meets another sanctimonious mommy and she tries to outshine the other mommy?
I've thought about it, and I'd like to do it; I'm just not sure at this point how that'd go. I definitely want to explore it further in the future, though.
I second that motion!
That would be awesome 😊
And now you have!! It’s fantastic
My money is on Harvest!
Harvest just keeps getting meaner and meaner. I love her!
I can't wait for the day when Harvest meets another sanctimommy. I hope Harvest gets one-upped one day and put in her place.
CavalierTunes lol I'd like for Harvest to have a protege
I've been trying to think of a way to make a "Harvest meets her match" video, but it's hard to have a one-sided conversation of that nature. I'd like for people to be able to hear both sides of the dialog, but that's kinda hard to do by myself. I'm working on it, though!
SouthernASMR Sounds you’re probably the most creative ASMRtist out there today. I’m confident that, if anyone can do it, it’ll be you!
SouthernASMR Sounds Its time for a collab!!
"I'm sure you're doing your best" [CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY]
becausehiddles 😂🤣 that part had me cracking up!
That was something a sanctimommy used to be fond of saying to me when my kids were younger, and she said it exactly like that, with the throat-clearing and everything. UGH. I don't miss her!
She's 88 months old 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead af. 😂 I cannot stand when I ask someone how old their kid is and they say 12 months instead of 1. I laughed so hard though 😂 I'm trying to sleep but I cannot stop laughing 😂 you're hilarious
Alayna Whitney Same here, I do understand when mom's say 13 months though, since it's important growth months for babies
Yes the months thing is odd lol Mary knows exactly what to poke fun at 😍😂
I can understand using months until the baby is 2 yrs old cuz there’s a big difference between a 13 month old, and a 20 month old in terms of development. But once a child reaches two yrs old ppl should quit using months or it gets ridiculous fast lol.
Yeah, it's really irritating after the child turns two. I kinda get it up to that point, but it's just ridiculous after that.
"Do you have a little that goes here?" "You do! Oh I'm so sorry to hear that." I died. lmao
For anyone wondering how many years 88 months is, its 7 lol
Taylor That’s actually really helpful thanks
How many months whold be 13 years old
3:11 LMAO I love that she uses flowers like people use paper bags when the plane is going down lol
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I had to improvise right quick because I forgot to grab her soap before starting the video :)
Mer l
i died when she said “it’s adjustable, so if you have a big fat neck from eating too much mcdonald’s it can open wide like this” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Happy Mother’s Day Mary! I hope you had a fantastic day with your boys! Hope all is well :)
y'all I clicked so fast when I saw this
ashlyn same lol
This girl needs to write a book or something she has SUCH a creative mind and her ideas always turn out to be amazing 😱🤗
Addi Echart I actually did write one! I read it in several parts on my channel a year or so ago. It's called "River Road". I'm working on a follow up story to it now.
As a teacher, I relate to this on a spiritual level. Lol
Lmfao reminds me of some of the parents at the daycare I work at😂 trying to heal their kid’s sinus infection with crystals
Terri Smith jesus ph*ck 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤒🤒
Do you live out west in the U.S.? Stupidity in psychic-new-age-idiocy reigns in the western U.S. I never saw so much nonsense as when I visited New Mexico, Arizona, and dear gawd, the land of the true fruits and nuts--California.
Good LORD
Rose Srphm I live in the East! Virginia. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think all natural healing methods are useless but sometimes, you really need a dr lol.
SouthernASMR Sounds 🤦🏼♀️
I feel like Harvest thinks of herself as a woke Noblewoman, her title wouod be something insane like the Woke-Organic-Duchess of the un-Woke Camden-folk. Or something even weirder.
It wouldn't surprise me at all for her to have given herself some sort of title like that!
MY FINGER FLUNG ACROSS THE SCREEN TO CLICK IT AS SOON AS I SAW THIS
"It's like oppression, only cute." 👏😂
Harvest is back and the shade has begun! ;)
Literary Lady1 yea growing that big shade tree lol!
Omg I was watching this and laughing hard and then got a possibly great idea for a roleplay! What if Harvest was doing one of these events and met someone who is a match in everything she does and then some. For an example, that person not only has a loom, she made it herself from a tree she cut down (in her family forest of course). I think it would be hilarious seeing Harvest trying to be positive about that but actually getting annoyed and being super competitive 😂😂
I dont know why harvest reminds me of a rude version of Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter
YES!
Same!
Harvest videos are not good for going to sleep because I can’t stop watching, lol
Hooray, Harvest is back! I misheard and though "Ngee" was repairing the "loo". It took on a whole new meaning for me! I was so excited because I also have three loos in my house. For a moment I felt that we were kindred spirits.
I'd be interested to hear what sort of "loo" Harvest has in her house. I'm sure it's...unconventional. And, of course, way better than everybody else's. :)
Suprising she doesn't like marijuana. Its all natural, vegan and always gluten free.
I think she may like it more than she lets on. Those who act the most disgusted by stuff are often the ones who can't get enough of it.
SouthernASMR Sounds I wasn't ready for you to drop such wise philosophical statements this early, Mary. Love you!
A Harvest getting caught for growing or smoking weed roleplay would be HILARIOUS.
Her soap definitely has SOMETHING interesting in it. Why else would a bunch of teenagers steal it? Maybe it contains organic, vegan, and naturally enhanced hemp oil.
Please make a video where harvest has an 'Ngee' pronunciation class!😁❤️
I need to do that. First I have to figure out how it's spelled. I'm thinking the actual spelling is absolutely insane, and probably has several weird letters in it. Probably an apostrophe or two, and some numbers.
SouthernASMR Sounds Can't wait! Loads of love to you!❤️
I thought it was umge
happy mother’s day mary! thank you for selflessly giving us the gift of harvest on a day when it’s supposed to be all about you 😚💕
The character Mary is portraying is the kind of people I hate 😂
But love you Mary ❤️❤️ and great vid 👍🏻👍🏻
I'm pretty sure most people dislike these sorts of mommies. I sure do. It is fun pretending to be one occasionally, though.
Not gonna lie had to look up what sanctimonious meant
Tozierbaes 1 I had to the first time too lol
I love your role play videos you are so creative you need to be in a move. Thank you for the mother day wishes thank you to replying to me what you say to me means a lot to me love ya mary 🌷🌼💖🐈
Aw, thank you so much!
I absolutely would love to receive a Harvest rp where she lists some of the various ingredients she uses to create her infamous soap bars. She could give us info, background stories, or even anecdotes that she ties to each respective ingredient. So more or less a snooty Harvest-charged diy bars of soap. Either way thank you again for your consistency and seemingly tireless effort at pumping out sleepy content for us.
I wish we had a 💙 to choose for your videos in addition to the thumb up.
i'd love to see a video in which harvest meets a mother even more sanctimonious than she is!
I think she's wearing an afghan my great-grandmother made....
I found it at Goodwill. Chances are, somebody's grandma made it!
I've never clicked on something so fast before.
Hi Mary, love Harvest! I would love a video where Harvest encounters someone just like her and has to compete. "Oh your little speaks Swahili and knows calculus, how old is she? Two years old? Oh. Well."
Such a good idea!!
I only discovered you a few weeks back. I just want to thank you, because not only are your asmr skills a wonderful distraction but you are hilarious and often make my day. Thanks.
She's THE BEST!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER CREATIVE, HILARIOUS, AND AWESOME ROLEPLAYS!!
These are still my favorite videos 😭 it’s hilarious yet also so relaxing to watch! You are awesome Mary!
I lost it when you said "it's completely gluten free" about a bracelet 🤣🤣
When she said “Middle management? PFFT Not likely, no...” I can’t stop laughing 25:40
Harvest is so much like my grandmother it's ridiculously nostalgic for me 😂 thank u Mary for this wonderful video !! Love u 💛🌹
Please, someone, give this woman an Oscar!
I'm just looking forward to that 100k play button! That's enough for me!!! :)
"Don't touch me" "it's a gesture" 😂
That's my real-life motto, too
“This is my support flower” there are too many amazing lines in this
Perfect timing for me to go to sleep.
Thank you Mary!
This RP was hilarious! I tried to get relaxed but definitely didnt happen listening to this but I still enjoyed this lol Happy Mothers day😎
Thank you so much!
Oh Harvest!! So glad to see you again 😍 clicked so fast even though is 12 pm here,well,time for a nap...
So extra!! I adore Harvest and her gluten free bracelets. Also, I took Latin for 4 years (traditional Catholic school) so Harvest talking about Haven speaking Latin cracked me up!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I have an afghan with that same pattern!!!! My husband's Aunt crocheted it. I LOVE YOU!! You made my day.
Oh Harvest, never change, please :D
Hilarious yet super relaxing. Totally on spot as always. Thank you, Mary! Hope you had the most wonderful Mother's Day!
Thanks! I went to Sweet Frog and enjoyed a delightful sugar overload! :)
The way you walked into frame, oh god! haha. I get more laughs than tingles from Harvest.
I was definitely expecting her legal trouble to be about the poor soul she poisoned in Olive Garden... ;)
Yet another awesome video, thank you so much for all you do for your viewers!
Hahaha! I forgot about that!
SouthernASMR Sounds The video was super awesome! I love that I can use this kind of video you do to relax or to get my mind off rude people irl haha
This was so funny, I couldn't sleep through this one but I thoroughly enjoyed it 😂😂
All the comments about Harvest meeting her match reminds me of Penelope from SNL, but as another sanctimommy 😂
Omg your roleplays are just amazing, the best thing ever, you are sooo awesome. This was hilarious, the owl part omg😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've tried to watch this video like three times now but I can't because I keep falling asleep! XD
The part about littles and 88 months old just killed me! HA!!! I don't know how you think of line after line of absolute gold!
*•Happy Mothers Day•*
Omg yes! 💗 A mom rp.
And I’m freaking out about a presentation tmr. Send help😂💗
Baylee :D you’ll do fine
Baylee :D I’m definitely late but I really hope you did good and I believe in you
"There's no frog DNA" lmaoo Harvest I love it. Thankyou for putting so much effort into your videos Mary! I hope you have a good Mothers Day :) I know you read the Facebook group Sanctimommy for Harvest inspo but if you're on Reddit you should check out justnomil, raisedbynarcissists and other such threads for more, judgey-mommy goodness (not!)
I love these videos! They’re simultaneously hilarious and relaxing!! I’m a Classics major, so I was unnecessarily excited when you were talking about learning Latin 😂😂
Lord, I was hoping for a Harvest roleplay today. You never disappoint!
I couldn't let Mother's Day go by without a little visit from Harvest!
My grandma makes those afghans - I bet Harvest would school her on how they're properly made! Love your work, as always!!!
"it's made of compressed breastmilk that has been dried" :DDDDD
Her youngest kid is about seven, so where she's getting that breastmilk...ugh, never mind. I don't want to think about it.
You're such a good actress! Love all your roleplays.
Thank you so much!
I love her so much hahahah she is my favourite new character after Charity hahaha
I hope Harvest meets another Sanctimonious Mommy and tries to one up her one day, or meets a Sanctimonious Dad. I love your work and you have amazing acting skills!
Ah, yes. The "Sanctidaddy." They're not as common as Sanctimommies, but they're definitely out there!
“It’s like my guard dog” chill out 😂😂😂😂😂 I cannot
Quickest I’ve ever clicked on a video
Love this so much 💓.
I am CACKLING this is so charmingly funny LMAO
“Don’t try anymore, you’re gonna sprain something” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I never laughed so much in a long time I just lost it when you showed your wooden purse with your hair on it, I was literally telling you to stop while I was hysterically laughing.
I ALWAYS watch for Harvest videos, and I have no idea how I let this one slip!
I just got sooo excited 😂
I LIVE for this roleplay
i love ur roleplays! well all ur videos.
"The young people who choose to share their space with me" 😂
My loom is 88 months old
She really needs to stop harping on that loom of hers. She won't shut up about it lately!
Her daughter is 7 years old 😂😂😂 I love Harvest’s character.
I see Harvest, I press like
I love your videos but I'm never able to finish them because I'm always asleep keep up the great work I wish you had more subs your acting skills are awesome!!
THANK YOU I NEEDED THIS MY TINGLES ARE QUAKING
Oh my, imagine harvest being sent to jail or prison. My favourite character of yours Mary
ugh thank you for this, insomnia kicking in again
I live for Harvest's infamous "Dont touch me!" 😩😪❤
Yes I love harvest!!!!
HARVEST IS BACK YES IVE WAITED SO LONG!!!
Lmao I can’t when you said “I own you and I can tell you what to do “😂😂
i love this role play 😂❤️
Does she remind anyone else of phoebe from friends? Love!'
I've heard that a lot over the years!
Harvest is back! YAY!
“You don’t even know Latin?!” 😹❤️
Mary I noticed that all of your recent videos have comments disabled. Is there a reason why it happened? I always felt like it was fun to talk to other people in comments and make jokes about the video, it felt like a community.
Harvest is a lot more cruel and mean in this one lol
It's the foul stench of government education that does it. It gets her every time.
I dont know how I missed this character but I found her today...I hate Harvest/Karen. The idea obviously, the throat clearing, hand gestures and jabs at this idea are brilliant. I've watched them all now :)
Can you do one where she meets someone who actually wants to be like her and wants to learn from her and looks for her a lot to be like her lmao
Reading the description n laughed
Cackling!!!!!!! Mary, the SHADE! 😂
Nice colorful bandana!
Thanks!
Hahaha, Support Flower! Very well done!! :)
"Nghee" lol omg I couldn't stop laughing.
I think I met you, Harvest at the polling booth last Tuesday....funny!!!😅
I clicked so fast I might have hurt my finger lol. On a side note, that bark purse is cool
always excited for these videos lol