I always laugh at UFO reports thinking, "an intergalactic species capable of faster than light travel and cloaking technology to where we can never identify them with the millions of cameras we have, crash because they forgot to put on the hover parking brake."
I'm still convinced that we are just in an intergalactic time out, the aliens check on us every few centuries to see if we've learned our lesson...pretty sure we haven't 😂
Man, if there weren't ETs out there, we wouldn't have redefined Independence Day to include exchanging spicy fireworks with them back when Bill Pullman was President.
My mom got so scared when our coat rack went moving across the kitchen. Turned out one of the desert tortoises managed to get in and got stuck under it.
We're not alone, and there's also shitty drivers everywhere.
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George Carlin has been reincarnated into a bird.
High praise!
I always laugh at UFO reports thinking, "an intergalactic species capable of faster than light travel and cloaking technology to where we can never identify them with the millions of cameras we have, crash because they forgot to put on the hover parking brake."
JUST. SAYIN. 👏
“If you wanna be cursive about it!” I’m using that.
"I believe Bigfoot is blurry" - Mitch Hedberg
TO MITCH! 🥃
I'm still convinced that we are just in an intergalactic time out, the aliens check on us every few centuries to see if we've learned our lesson...pretty sure we haven't 😂
The “Moon” is just one big baby monitor
These are Ted-Talks not comedy but also.. Comedy 👌
my question is "why do we start talking about aliens when truly stupid shit is going on in our government?"
"I love the writing on this season of America...." Had me howling! 😂😂😂😂
Man, if there weren't ETs out there, we wouldn't have redefined Independence Day to include exchanging spicy fireworks with them back when Bill Pullman was President.
We NEED them!
I love this content man
I learn so much history and information from your show. Thanks for all of your research Chad. You are my favorite show ever!
Outstanding
My mom got so scared when our coat rack went moving across the kitchen. Turned out one of the desert tortoises managed to get in and got stuck under it.
Great content! Thank you!
House centipedes and field centipedes each have their own struggle .
The "eyewitness testimony phenomenon".
Greusch or whatever, also told everyone that he could keep a secret.
I grew watching Unsolved Mysteries. I still watch it before bed. 😂
metal. 🤘
@ChadTheBird Pluto TV baby! Whole channel of 24 hrs of Unsolved mysteries 7 days a week!
They've gotta have tubes...
Life is tube. And tubes are life. - Gnarls Sagan
incredible insight and segues
Favorite bits: 3:20, 3:39, 6:33
Great take. Great vid.
Chat not breaking the Fourth Wall
NOPE! WONT DO IT!
Tubes?
It's true, I tried to kill a roach the other day, turned out to be a Lego piece my son forgot about in my room.
Hope you didn’t stomp on it!!
I mean, that LEGO was undercover...
Thats exactly what I did! @@joshuamartin6841
TOP MEN!!!!!
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The bird is the word
The universe is a dark forest.
My birthday was June 10th 😅😅😂😂😂
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Thomas leherer...they might be giants....Chad the bird
BIRB!
MEEB!
Skinwalkers are REAL 😮
Dude yes me and my dad watched the x files with I wa s a kid. Me and my band wrote a sonelg about it called "unhuman"
NOICE!!! That show is a mixed bag of seasons but when it hits it's ICONIC