5 "Impossible" Things That Can Happen On Other Planets

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  • @theunpopularguy6906
    @theunpopularguy6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5227

    Titan: *has oil*
    America: knock knock, its the United States

    • @ImAutistic2074
      @ImAutistic2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      XD best thing I have ever seen today

    • @thatoneguy7451
      @thatoneguy7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Other countries: *hey friend,*

    • @weirdweirdo7789
      @weirdweirdo7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TheUnpopularGuy I thought it wus- oh no ur right xD

    • @theletterwynn
      @theletterwynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      With huge boats
      with guns
      gunboats

    • @robinwrld0
      @robinwrld0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      slender uh ??man?? You literally said this was the BEST thing you have EVER seen TODAY? How is it ever today? Just say best today???

  • @cesarjoughin4959
    @cesarjoughin4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3591

    Having two Shadows isn't that mad, apparently someone's never been in a room with two lights in it

    • @Max-uu6rv
      @Max-uu6rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cesar Joughin tru

    • @zorogluu
      @zorogluu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      You can see that soccer players have 4 because of the lighting around the whole arena

    • @n4b3r1us3
      @n4b3r1us3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In my room,i have 4 shadows

    • @zaidarsalan2960
      @zaidarsalan2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I know right that's so dumb. I usually have 3 shadows when I'm outside. One from the street light one from the vehicles behind me and one from the vehicles in front of me.

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @ahseymania
    @ahseymania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    "Theres a massive planet that is all covered in ocean"
    Subnautica players: *"First time?"*

    • @darkbanana_1762
      @darkbanana_1762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i was straight up looking for this comment

    • @Cyborg_Lucas
      @Cyborg_Lucas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SUBNAUTICA LETS GOO AND IT LIT

    • @victorbrineyt1749
      @victorbrineyt1749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When I saq that planet I went to the comments just to say if someone thought the same as I 🤣

    • @adamgonzales8677
      @adamgonzales8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Interstellar Fans: seen worse

    • @vranxxzen185
      @vranxxzen185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @cartman3667
    @cartman3667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    I would like to know how we are able to know that exactly how the weather is, on a planet that is 63 light-years away

    • @tevstevens8233
      @tevstevens8233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That’s very true

    • @mrsheldon9134
      @mrsheldon9134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Well, it is merely conjecture, so you'll have to decide for yourself whether you can accept it.
      The astronomers can see that storms are moving on the planet. They can also analyse the reflected light from the planet, so they know the atmosphere is made of silicates. They know that glass is made of silicates. So they deduce that the silicates must be moving along with the storms.
      As for how they can see the storms, you'd be surprised. Because there's no air in space, it's very easy to spot things. For example, the Voyager 2 probe is smaller than a car, yet it can be seen with a normal telescope. It is currently further than Pluto. By using much much larger telescopes, planets that are light years away can be accurately seen.

    • @ikhsanhasbi657
      @ikhsanhasbi657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Most of it is just a guesswork. Sure scientists can gather some data by analyzing the visible spectrum seen through telescope to theorize what's the planet made of. But the things like the wind speed, the depth of the ocean, and other bombastic information about the planet is mostly guesswork. Probably to get people interested in the subject.

    • @cameronsprague101
      @cameronsprague101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you actually wanted to know you would have spent the time writing that comment finding your answer online.
      Nah your method of randoms giving you an answer is probably more effective. Oh wait, you don't actually care...

    • @noave621
      @noave621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Math

  • @creativecipher
    @creativecipher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35921

    If we had two suns there would probably be memes about how your shadow is less lonely than you.

    • @KingK0K0
      @KingK0K0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      TheCipherBoy lmao

    • @starlord6819
      @starlord6819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

      So underrated comment

    • @thereseboulos5958
      @thereseboulos5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Heheh

    • @giornogiovanna7404
      @giornogiovanna7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Aii you called it

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nah we would be in tatooeene

  • @minisunflower9702
    @minisunflower9702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4012

    “Earth can’t have 2 shadows.”
    **Bathroom shadows offended**

    • @mia0721
      @mia0721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Mini Sunflower シ yeahhh I was thinking the same thing

    • @richlyrich6547
      @richlyrich6547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It makes no sense for it to be impossible

    • @ocio8329
      @ocio8329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I mean, two natural shadows, but when there's soccer matches at night the players usually have 4 shadowss

    • @mirwais400
      @mirwais400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ocio8329 thank you

    • @EchoC469
      @EchoC469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ive had 2 before from moon glare and hospital light

  • @jaye3
    @jaye3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    How is multiple shadows supposed to be considered "impossible"?
    I mean sure, it would be a bit weird to suddenly have 2 suns in our sky, but even simply standing between two street lights has basically the same effect

    • @TrioArtsOfficial
      @TrioArtsOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That’s what i was thinking too. Two shadows is definitely not impossible, and anyone who’s a fan of football has seen up to four shadows from a person at once. Smh

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the fact that the planet orbits two stars is far more interesting than the two shadows thing, like how does it really orbit? one full circle on each star? or just a big one around both of the stars?

    • @d.k.5730
      @d.k.5730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My opinion is.. That even if we would have two stars, we wouldn't have two shadows. The two stars have to be on opposite sites. When they are next to each other like in the video it would be one big light and not two.

    • @sillymnm9323
      @sillymnm9323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@orangecat9559 with binary star systems, the two stars actually orbit around eachother and then the planets orbit around their orbit

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orangecat9559 A single sun's center of mass is naturally in the center of it. Two or more suns have a center point of mass between them. The planets orbit around that point.

  • @itsactualgold719
    @itsactualgold719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Mommy, I wanna fly like a bird!"
    "I'm sorry sweetie, its impossible to fly like a bird."
    Titan: "Hold my beer"

    • @ggboysclan-topic9179
      @ggboysclan-topic9179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @shahzadasiddiquee1391
      @shahzadasiddiquee1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo mama so fat even titan fits on her mouth

    • @ggboysclan-topic9179
      @ggboysclan-topic9179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shahzadasiddiquee1391 like yours but bigger

    • @alexandrup1078
      @alexandrup1078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      people keep using this "hold my beer" joke wrong. You're supposed to use it as a way when someone has more confidence to do something because of the alcohol. Like "I can ride that 100 meter wave too, hold my beer while i do it"

    • @greg6891
      @greg6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like
      Phobos:hold my gravity

  • @calumhall6308
    @calumhall6308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14826

    Why are they making the planet names like a gift card code.

    • @masterpoio5861
      @masterpoio5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      Maybe they are one...

    • @taj2906
      @taj2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      because they are too many planets maybe.......

    • @taj2906
      @taj2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @America well thats what i think
      I am not talking
      about the big ones

    • @kodokuna.
      @kodokuna. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Tajrin Abdullah you’re right there over 7 trillion NOT HUGE PLANETS in the universe that we know

    • @ilovekanye8023
      @ilovekanye8023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tajrin Abdullah
      Cmon, don’t ruin the joke

  • @13rontaro
    @13rontaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5201

    the more I learn about outer space, the more I realize what a gift our planet is.

    • @TT-fv5ro
      @TT-fv5ro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      Not just our planet, our whole solar system. I mean look at titan, literally a moon full of fuel, we are legit in the tutorial here

    • @User-ne3ph
      @User-ne3ph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      69 lik💀👍

    • @tuedoongie8643
      @tuedoongie8643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @iburnedaddisonapartments8585
      @iburnedaddisonapartments8585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      and we're ruining it

    • @casamelhor9879
      @casamelhor9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tuedoongie8643 whatt no

  • @yaboicrowny5492
    @yaboicrowny5492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "titan rains oil"
    Every Country : "Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN I SAY."

  • @jamesbrierley8712
    @jamesbrierley8712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    “There is a planet that is a massive ocean”
    Subnautica players: •reaper flashbacks.

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even worse
      *ghost leviathan flashbacks

    • @memes5039
      @memes5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The noises it's back

    • @caydenpoteet
      @caydenpoteet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to make a comment about this

    • @norana6405
      @norana6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember the war...

    • @crusadethugs9986
      @crusadethugs9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The screeches, they're coming back, get your stasis rifles bois.

  • @fatihaksu837
    @fatihaksu837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Who the fuck naming those planets?

    • @surperian4340
      @surperian4340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      burak kerten I don't know, but I think that whoever it is has a large storage of weed

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Not who. What.
      There are so many known planets that coming up with creative names for them all isn't really possible. These names were generated.

    • @springdayisnottoday371
      @springdayisnottoday371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noah Williams you could name a planet Silent or Savnnah or Serious or The...

    • @FruitFrucht
      @FruitFrucht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All the Kepler Planets are named after the Kepler, the "camera-thingy" which discovered them. I think it's the same as the other stupid names.

    • @sarenareth689
      @sarenareth689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Has to do with coordinates relative to us or other cosmic objects. What matters is that a computer can use the address in a handy way, not that the address has a fancy name.

  • @winglessangel
    @winglessangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3609

    being dropped alone in that ocean planet is the alternate version of hell

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      If it means anything, you wouldn't suffer long.

    • @nguyenductien9098
      @nguyenductien9098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      you would be drowned way before any of the possible creatures there can approach you

    • @Hepex
      @Hepex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      alternate version of subnautica*

    • @Disbelief_
      @Disbelief_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nguyenductien9098 well if you had a piece of giant wood to be on or a life raft then you wouldnt drown

    • @sir_sack
      @sir_sack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@Disbelief_ and why the hell would you have a random piece of wood?

  • @harshitpuri2804
    @harshitpuri2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Should we name the planet numbers or word?
    Astronauts: Yes.

    • @gummimaci
      @gummimaci ปีที่แล้ว

      74 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

    • @Redisonthelaptop
      @Redisonthelaptop ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gummimaci 74 likes and one replies? lemme fix that

  • @i.hateallofyou
    @i.hateallofyou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    “39 humans long!”
    Man Americans will use nothing other then the standard measuring system

  • @deniselliana
    @deniselliana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3500

    “earth has only 1 shadow “
    *soccer field lights intensify*

    • @pedrohenrique-pl5hg
      @pedrohenrique-pl5hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      football*

    • @Vinikis
      @Vinikis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@pedrohenrique-pl5hg both are used.

    • @vibra7
      @vibra7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@pedrohenrique-pl5hg soccer*

    • @pedrohenrique-pl5hg
      @pedrohenrique-pl5hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@vibra7 usa isn't the center of the earth

    • @vibra7
      @vibra7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pedrohenrique-pl5hg I'm not from USA

  • @faxgirl4666
    @faxgirl4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4114

    Everybody’s gangsta till it rains glass
    Sideways

    • @albetard7070
      @albetard7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah that's gears of war

    • @allysonjung6871
      @allysonjung6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or maybe rocks 😑

    • @IssaBuiltCivic
      @IssaBuiltCivic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Or when you go to a ocean planet with a sea creature probably as big as trumps wall

    • @naokibest4213
      @naokibest4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ninjaghost420BP [ILXI] shit I’m good man I’m moving to Australia, it’s upside down..

    • @jacksonville431
      @jacksonville431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naoki Best ffuck you

  • @BigboiiTone
    @BigboiiTone ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a Subnautica player I feel like I've already spent extended periods of time on terrifying water-covered planets.

  • @lastarbiter6822
    @lastarbiter6822 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The whole thing about GJ1214-b having such a deep ocean and the idea of it possibly holding some crazy monsters in there reminds me of the game Barotrauma where you have to navigate the deep oceans of Europa and survive against the cold abyss, pressure, and alien underwater life forms.

    • @mackeyleighton9990
      @mackeyleighton9990 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's weird how you mentioned Barotrauma instead of Subnautica, but hey, that's probably because you've never played it, and I also didn't.

    • @daft_mervy
      @daft_mervy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It makes me think of Iron Lung. That game was absolutely terrifying!

    • @trappist-1d587
      @trappist-1d587 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Uhm yeah, you ain't gonna mention Subnautica?
      I can already imagine people in the future with their ship and suddenly seeing a green beam and hearing a very lit music (abandon ship).

    • @lastarbiter6822
      @lastarbiter6822 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@trappist-1d587 no

  • @kth_lithe460
    @kth_lithe460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4094

    so flying for humans isn’t technically impossible, we just live in the wrong planet

    • @Pennny
      @Pennny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Yea-
      Wait WHAT

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      :O
      That's 100% A true fact!!!
      THIS COMMENT NEED MORE LIKES!!!

    • @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
      @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I- *[ processes ]*
      .....
      This so kinda correct-

    • @mixeduniverse7133
      @mixeduniverse7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      EXACTLY

    • @ThawBerry
      @ThawBerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ye- wait.....

  • @galorecross4605
    @galorecross4605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3149

    "There is oil in titan"
    Americans: pack your bags bois

    • @SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky
      @SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I need just 1 lighter

    • @GuiltyCash
      @GuiltyCash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      All I need is some sky diving equipment and we're good.

    • @Makabert.Abylon
      @Makabert.Abylon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But there isnt any country, inhabitants and government to fuck over at the same time, can they still do it?

    • @futuristicbot1926
      @futuristicbot1926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky you also need to have oxygen

    • @SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky
      @SkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySkySky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@futuristicbot1926 Who said anything about oxygen **turns on creative mode**

  • @iKapJloc
    @iKapJloc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I guess "flying" on Titan will feel more like diving, with less outside pressure of course

  • @riven8890
    @riven8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    GJ1214-b be like: "Detecting multiple leviathan class predators in the area, are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?"

    • @Cyborg_Lucas
      @Cyborg_Lucas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea pretty much just rename it to 4546B now we just need alterra and trans-govs lol

  • @rainopaino
    @rainopaino 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10185

    Imagine all this combined on one planet

    • @lordharambe5286
      @lordharambe5286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +868

      rainopaino just shit my pants thinkin bout it

    • @MattGarcyaDC
      @MattGarcyaDC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

      there's most likely a planet like that

    • @xxxswagmaster360noscopebla6
      @xxxswagmaster360noscopebla6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      FrostBite Claw nooo

    • @rambard5599
      @rambard5599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      Frostbite Claw A planet which is an immense ocean hundreds of kilometres deep, with two suns, one side always facing them at a scorching >2000ºC, and another side at a freezing -160ºC, in which rocks and glass alike rain sideways and there's such a large concentration of methane in the air that a spark could create a massive explosion? Yeah, right, exactly like Edmond, Oklahoma.

    • @anthonydraghi1768
      @anthonydraghi1768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      rainopaino there is probably a planet with all this combined

  • @komradeashraf8637
    @komradeashraf8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2813

    NASA: *finds another planet*
    Keyboard: *chuckles, im in danger*

    • @SolgerLemp
      @SolgerLemp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      huh ?

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      SolgerLemp ok let me explain
      So everyone think scientists bash the keyboard to name a planet,so yea

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Keyboard: o no it’s coming
      Person typing: *37394749383&;8;7;3&29:7:838398/&:8382IedDISISNDIDUSISO*
      Person typing: Perfect.

    • @NoclipOZ
      @NoclipOZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Daddy when I grow up I'll name my star hrt-626337818254grbdsuwkly

    • @cryptical3236
      @cryptical3236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Solar system: has normal names
      anything else on space: *HIU-SPACE97823-COMSPACE-938*

  • @studlord9970
    @studlord9970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If the two separate light sources are at similar angles then you would have multiple shadows, but if the separate light sources are at highly opposed angles, then you would have NO shadows, assuming the light sources are of comparable intensities.

  • @fettugenie749
    @fettugenie749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    imagine the constant reminder that you’re single and your shadow get’s more action than you

  • @kenuelvillodas8717
    @kenuelvillodas8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    Titan: has oil...
    US: “looks like Titan needs some freedom”

    • @z.t.a.r.z
      @z.t.a.r.z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      _____________
      / free \
      l dome l

    • @adrina6727
      @adrina6727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Freedom Dome

    • @discordmoderator9512
      @discordmoderator9512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Freedom***

    • @scarlettwitch7295
      @scarlettwitch7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanos!

    • @oliversmalley7771
      @oliversmalley7771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The US, landing on Titan: "Surprise freedom time!"

  • @sweuzed4558
    @sweuzed4558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8402

    astronomer: *sees new planet*
    also astronomer: *looks at ps4 gift card code* eh this is a good name

    • @sophialea923
      @sophialea923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      That is so funny

    • @JEREM4RI
      @JEREM4RI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Evan Harris no more like V29yZHM-6

    • @mrdanplays1511
      @mrdanplays1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yo josuke

    • @zel9061
      @zel9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mrdanplays1511 I used ZA HANDO to erase my nuts

    • @antagonistb
      @antagonistb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      whoosh me

  • @Sang_Sacre
    @Sang_Sacre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:45 “Player has died experiencing kinetic energy”

  • @mrfatratera3778
    @mrfatratera3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Its not impossible to have 2 shadows, actually its really easy you just need 2 flashlights and a dark room.

    • @mrfatratera3778
      @mrfatratera3778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually im in my room and there is 3 shadows of me

    • @psstno3304
      @psstno3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrfatratera3778 jenius

    • @spongebob9682
      @spongebob9682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are talking about other than that

  • @mays3728
    @mays3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    "If you were suddenly teleported to the surface of the planet"
    everybody gangsta until we start teleporting to kepler 16b

    • @Caillousocool
      @Caillousocool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It mt Birthday today

    • @theletterm2580
      @theletterm2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Caillousocool stop bragging about being slightly closer to dying

    • @TheFortressZone
      @TheFortressZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theletterm2580 you made me die

    • @Apolloxl
      @Apolloxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shaji chacko happy late birthday

    • @forseti4328
      @forseti4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No cap

  • @bluejeanmeanie
    @bluejeanmeanie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    “my ice is only cold :(“
    -Earth 2019

  • @fllv.
    @fllv. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Titan Rains Oil"
    Americans : *proceeds to land on the moon with oil mines*

    • @FELLIIP3
      @FELLIIP3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      america is a continent

  • @sampsqwantch4612
    @sampsqwantch4612 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that was a shockingly abrupt ending lol

    • @toh786
      @toh786 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is what I was thinking. Did this video get cut at some point?

    • @VonHohenstaufen
      @VonHohenstaufen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@toh786Yes.

  • @Ace-lp1rf
    @Ace-lp1rf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    Oil Planet: I need someone to talk to.
    America: On my way, holy shit!

    • @jackfrost6468
      @jackfrost6468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Ace Sars oil planet:hey im home alone
      usa:hey hey

    • @Bruhwhatthehellbruh
      @Bruhwhatthehellbruh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Sounds like Titan could use some freedom.

    • @metalmishap
      @metalmishap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ill be over with some democracy.

    • @cooperjmills
      @cooperjmills 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ace Sars FREEDOM IN SPACE!

    • @beachchaos1863
      @beachchaos1863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      steroids4champions Titan has oil..?

  • @JavienWashington
    @JavienWashington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    It's like these planets were named after super old graphics cards.

    • @blissurzu7216
      @blissurzu7216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Javien Washington graphics card architecture better yet. Nvidia had the Kepler architecture.

    • @theguyyoucantstand6222
      @theguyyoucantstand6222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Scientist:What do I call this planet? It's old as fuck and looks hot like a dragon's lair or some shit.
      Whoever's in charge of the names: Zotac GTX 580 AMP2! Edition

    • @dimitrigerogiannis8001
      @dimitrigerogiannis8001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      TheGuyYouCantStand You tried to be funny...

    • @bogroman13
      @bogroman13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, also the ones "living" on Titan should make a video card called GTX EARTH XP.

    • @ElasticoOFCL
      @ElasticoOFCL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And up to date Motherboards

  • @tabalugadragon3555
    @tabalugadragon3555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why does the video end so abruptly?

  • @pavel6718
    @pavel6718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Imagine getting a weight tied to your leg and dropped on the planet full of water.. would you down first ? Or would something lurking on there kill you (despite that the water is toxic)

    • @noodle6828
      @noodle6828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or would the pure pressure crush your body before you could even think about breathing

    • @vulcanraven9701
      @vulcanraven9701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pavel: that is the most interesting planet of those listed imo. But if it has life that'd be cool

    • @shahzadasiddiquee1391
      @shahzadasiddiquee1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both are terrific

  • @eijijimenez3536
    @eijijimenez3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    *Astronaut: Discovers a new planet*
    *Keyboard; Ah shit, here we go again*

    • @msgidiio5333
      @msgidiio5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I love dead memes

    • @houseofbaIlons
      @houseofbaIlons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eiji Jimenez lmaooo

    • @andrewkuznetsov163
      @andrewkuznetsov163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well if your keyboard could speak, then your house would be filled with constant sound.

    • @user-ie1so5rn5k
      @user-ie1so5rn5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Astronauts dont discover new planets😂

    • @francescadelia946
      @francescadelia946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Made me smile lol

  • @oohsorry9584
    @oohsorry9584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    How to fly.
    Step 1: Cover yourself in water.
    Step 2: Somehow travel to Titan
    Step 3: fly.

    • @xenoreal9743
      @xenoreal9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Instructions unclear I hit the ground and Died.

    • @jones.abraham
      @jones.abraham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@xenoreal9743 U didnt turn off fall damage

    • @xenoreal9743
      @xenoreal9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jones.abraham :(

    • @thedictationofallah
      @thedictationofallah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      imagine if titan is a desert. phoenix sc whould make something like that

    • @edianalejandro644
      @edianalejandro644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m in hardcore mode is there a easy way without death?

  • @rancejackson7687
    @rancejackson7687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A planet with more shadows. Someone call Peter pan and tell him we found his dream planet

  • @keyoia
    @keyoia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    why is no one talking about the names give to the planets? mans was tired and just smashed his keyboard lmfao

    • @justamanwithsomesoup3352
      @justamanwithsomesoup3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally everyone is talking about it with the same unoriginal comment.

  • @laxd6320
    @laxd6320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18366

    hey we found a planet! what should we name it?
    *smashes head on keyboard* perfect

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Gijhfdswth There got one for ye, ur welcome

    • @toddlermoments5875
      @toddlermoments5875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      Gg-5256532vfhb another planet I made in 3 secs

    • @milka_butterfly
      @milka_butterfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      KP-F00KU14278001 is probably the best planet.

    • @lucashamilton7040
      @lucashamilton7040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lax :D true!

    • @zoden6305
      @zoden6305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Gje.ha thats one😂😂

  • @tristanz4235
    @tristanz4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    I can’t even imagine what Scientists name their kids...
    “Come here Plonk28372”

  • @stevex03
    @stevex03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " there's oil and gas in titan"
    USA: "sounds like they need some freedom over there"

  • @lenoxnd1307
    @lenoxnd1307 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did the video always just abruptly cut like that at the end? It feels like there’s an entire minute missing from the video

    • @TheOnlyWally
      @TheOnlyWally ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

  • @flakcannonhans6170
    @flakcannonhans6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    Imagine lighting a cigarette on Titan
    The entire universe: *explodes*

    • @alexandertwol
      @alexandertwol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Zach Alt the second Big Bang?

    • @Hasnain1F
      @Hasnain1F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alexandertwol The first "big bang" wasn't big, nor was it a bang.

    • @harrywalton2517
      @harrywalton2517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oil doesn’t ignite

    • @bee-ud6zu
      @bee-ud6zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hasnain Nazeer not only are you wrong, you’re stupid.

    • @maxime9006
      @maxime9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hasnain Nazeer The universe expanded trillions of miles in seconds. If that’s not big I don’t know what is.

  • @norky6197
    @norky6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    Video: We have only 1 shadow!
    Me standing in middle of two lamps: *Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @tjvlogging5175
      @tjvlogging5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Me standing in the middle of 8 lamps:Amateur

    • @mutedwoodlands
      @mutedwoodlands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me standing in between 15 lamps: Don’t test me mortals

    • @avalokitesvara1989
      @avalokitesvara1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The comment I was looking for.

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Me standing between 30*
      I am the black hole.

    • @dist-arab4777
      @dist-arab4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *ME STANDING BETWEEN 60 LAMPS* *AMATEURS*

  • @its_me_angelie4956
    @its_me_angelie4956 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:17:
    *IS THAT OIL ?!?!!? RAHHHHH TITAN NEEDS FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅*

  • @HaphazardDisastard
    @HaphazardDisastard ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love planetary astronomy like this! It's so fascinating.

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3433

    "titan's 20% has more oil and gas than Earth.
    USA: *TRIGGERED*

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Let's give it a taste of freedom

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      DEM COMMIE TITANIANS GOT OIL !!!

    • @jz1578
      @jz1578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      USA: Challenge accepted ! **world watches as Matt Damon skyjumps with a 'Murican flag...
      FUCK YEA !!!

    • @dylancain3934
      @dylancain3934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      The US will attempt to invade it soon.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5311

    How to name planets: smash your head on the keyboard.

  • @g4ym3ch4n1c
    @g4ym3ch4n1c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    no one:
    Titan: is called Titan
    Marvel fans: * Vietnam war flashbacks *

  • @_lucian891
    @_lucian891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can u do another one of these it was really interesting and cool! 🙏

  • @celinqq6591
    @celinqq6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

    If 2 suns exist:
    Antarctica: I don’t feel so good

    • @wewontgiveup6079
      @wewontgiveup6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Humans exist
      Antartica: id rathee have another sun

    • @Kian_0708
      @Kian_0708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Antarctica won’t be so lonely anymore since everybody would be flocking there to flee from the heat

    • @andycole366
      @andycole366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wewontgiveup6079 give up hippie.

    • @zaraxx8757
      @zaraxx8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Celinqq Donald trump still wouldn't think the ice is melting

    • @gouthamkumar1750
      @gouthamkumar1750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wewontgiveup6079 lol

  • @starlightbobo7293
    @starlightbobo7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Titan: *have lots of oil.*
    US: *Heavy Breathing*

    • @marcoroberts9462
      @marcoroberts9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lIlIllIlIIl congratulations

    • @darkswatm1890
      @darkswatm1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @lIlIllIlIIl can I touch

    • @anasanam6812
      @anasanam6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lIlIllIlIIl but the question is will it pass the durability test???

    • @dype446
      @dype446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @lIlIllIlIIl can i see

    • @reenumaheshwari8224
      @reenumaheshwari8224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad

  • @nobodyasked3937
    @nobodyasked3937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Video: “A planet just completely made of water”
    Subnautica players: *Just like the simulations*

  • @misterkrab5650
    @misterkrab5650 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss this kind of video from RLL. Short, yet very informative and on point. Unlike today super long and too many segways.

  • @Skyman-xb8gt
    @Skyman-xb8gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Titan: US, come over
    US: I can’t, it’s too cold
    Titan: it rains oil
    US: It does W H A T N O W ?

    • @IckyBlicky
      @IckyBlicky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Time to STEAL

    • @c0rrupt3d_g0d2
      @c0rrupt3d_g0d2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      US: *its free real estate*

    • @5thdawg917
      @5thdawg917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂👌🏻

    • @amerigor
      @amerigor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@c0rrupt3d_g0d2 YESSSSSSSASSSS

    • @uncommonviewer
      @uncommonviewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need the oil to end humans for eating my kind

  • @veloticzx2803
    @veloticzx2803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3202

    Normal person: What should we name this planet we just found?
    Astronomer: What was my roblox password again? Ah, yes.

    • @catcontentstudios6189
      @catcontentstudios6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Velotic ZX D-1563527266273-XD

    • @elay_804
      @elay_804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good joke man😂😂

    • @100ksubscriberwithnovideos8
      @100ksubscriberwithnovideos8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @sythlorde
      @sythlorde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      dude, no one has time to be nerds and name planets
      everytime a scientist names a planet after something they like, like a greek god or an egyptian pharaoh, the regular people shout about illuminattiii and other retarded concepts... so the code is all you get . good.

    • @MaesReverie
      @MaesReverie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@sythlorde r/whoooosh

  • @stevecouldbeme9288
    @stevecouldbeme9288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:14
    America: Looks like we're going on a little space trip, men!!

  • @jean-paulaudette9246
    @jean-paulaudette9246 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would like to see a diagram of the orbit of Kepler-16b. I've always wondered how the orbittal path around a binary star would go.

    • @Bennnnnnnski
      @Bennnnnnnski 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm no physicist but it could be pretty normal (elliptical). This is my somewhat educated guess but take it with a pinch of salt.
      The stars and planets all orbit around the centre of mass of the whole 2 star + planet system, and the stars likely have high mass relative to the planet so the stars orbit a point between them, therefore the planet orbits that point between the stars as if it was a single star with the combined mass of both stars.
      Unless the planet is very close to the stars then this would likely be a wide (and pretty regular) elliptical orbit

  • @raf221
    @raf221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2322

    Titan is full of oil
    **whisper** it makes cars go
    USA 👀

    • @thepixelatedpug8952
      @thepixelatedpug8952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      raf221 Ayyy
      Bill wurtz!

    • @michaelangello1327
      @michaelangello1327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm just thinking, if Titan has lot of Gas and Oil and someone tries to light up something.... Kaboom?

    • @RAKITHA9
      @RAKITHA9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Michael Angello they have a no smoking sign up for visiting aliens

    • @shenanigansandstuff1656
      @shenanigansandstuff1656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      HI I JUST SENT YOU A MESSAGE FROM FAR AWAY
      *technology is going to go crazy*

    • @liur740
      @liur740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michael Angello well since it's so cold, HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE FIRE THERE????

  • @rganwinoj9973
    @rganwinoj9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    “You would think that you could only have 1 shadow”
    Me who walks between two lampposts: my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ameliarodriguez7667
      @ameliarodriguez7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      this comment is underrated

    • @phulkumarlama8585
      @phulkumarlama8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Jayden Ta me who can make 23 shadows gathering all the light sources in my house

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me who can 1523 shadows in my dreams: *BRAIN SIZE OOF*

    • @Jaishreeram19
      @Jaishreeram19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me inside a stadium:lmao,kid..!

  • @Kaxofier
    @Kaxofier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite video especially the sideways glass tornado (and ice7)

  • @jmahrandrew3956
    @jmahrandrew3956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoyed this video so much!

  • @johnj4011
    @johnj4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    Earth: Water Covers 70% of my surface :D
    GJ1214-b: *Pathetic.*

    • @christianr1941
      @christianr1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol

    • @rubiali100
      @rubiali100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @czechia4600
      @czechia4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shush

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Water: I'm 100% water
      GJ1214-b: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

    • @luankliengeld610
      @luankliengeld610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Subnautica deadzones be like...

  • @pawesome_7467
    @pawesome_7467 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    Football players have four shadows

    • @xoMadness
      @xoMadness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pawesome _ that's what I was thinking 😂

    • @maxheller7815
      @maxheller7815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pawesome _ I thought i was the only one with that thought

    • @itsjustanapple5452
      @itsjustanapple5452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i thought too :D

    • @arikatnjo
      @arikatnjo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pawesome _ I think its because there are 4 reflectors

    • @Molotov49
      @Molotov49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm confused what does that mean

  • @gnarlymarlz7063
    @gnarlymarlz7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Something I don’t understand is how do astronomers and scientists know how hot a planet is and know what the weather is like there just from looking at a telescope and just remember these planets would be SOOOOOO far away I just don’t get how they know this

  • @outmywritemind1739
    @outmywritemind1739 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why would you have 2 shadows? Why wouldn't the light from one sun illuminate the shadow cast by another sun? Wouldn't your shadow be half the size if you had 2 sun's? Also you can have 2 shadows here on Earth, just have artificial light cast on you from around a covered corner where sunlight doesn't shine

    • @raoulduke7668
      @raoulduke7668 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not how light works. Have you never stood in a stadium with one floodlight in every corner? Because everything has 4 shadows there.

    • @LadyZeldaia
      @LadyZeldaia ปีที่แล้ว

      look up wave phenonemens, we would have 2 shadows with 2 suns, its how all waves work

  • @siddhoot
    @siddhoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Titan: **exists**
    USA: aight folks, pack your bags, we’re going to titan

  • @shrappnel21
    @shrappnel21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    "Rains glass...
    Me: Oh o-
    _...s i d e w a y s"_
    *anxiety intensifies*

    • @stinkycheese7779
      @stinkycheese7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      shrapnel BRO SAME i felt so uneasy this whole video

    • @Arctic_and_The_F0X
      @Arctic_and_The_F0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dick cheese your damn lucky you live on earth

    • @achingbach2904
      @achingbach2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect username for the comment.

    • @kasaundraf
      @kasaundraf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arctic_and_The_F0X as opposed to the moon?

    • @theherotaxidriver2487
      @theherotaxidriver2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Razor hail from gears of war

  • @aryansatvati4161
    @aryansatvati4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was very interesting thank you for making this video🤔❤❤

  • @Cyborg_Lucas
    @Cyborg_Lucas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him :what fantastical MONSTERS would be lurking there if you CRASH LANDED your ship? Me: reapers, chelicerates, sea dragon, gargantuan, ghost leviathan, JUST TO NAME A FEW

  • @JakeLuden
    @JakeLuden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    “Man it’s so hot today...”
    *this planet rains glass sideways*
    “You know maybe it’s not so bad out today”

    • @ehs1452
      @ehs1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sufimuslimlion4114 umm. Okay...

    • @congli2567
      @congli2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sufimuslimlion4114 uGay

    • @moon-pw1bi
      @moon-pw1bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... Is going on

    • @vlabradislav_6912
      @vlabradislav_6912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sufi Muslim Lion thats why your leader was killed right?

    • @danielogipl7051
      @danielogipl7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhm what happened?

  • @twinasians6551
    @twinasians6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    Why can’t they actually name planets like they do in Star Wars? 😂😂😂

    • @King-mj2bn
      @King-mj2bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It'd get pretty old after the first 10,000 or so

    • @StrikaAmaru
      @StrikaAmaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      They get a fancy name when we go live on them.

    • @EddieMoonWalker
      @EddieMoonWalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      there is one planet called Tatooine, i believe its orbitting a double star.....

    • @masterpoio5861
      @masterpoio5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because the movies are trash

    • @sppender8099
      @sppender8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They name the planets like they name SCPs

  • @inesvandevelde1801
    @inesvandevelde1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t even fathom how they got this information, let alone fathom what else might be out there.

  • @yukiii5959
    @yukiii5959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “rains glass sideways”
    **INTENSE SQUID GAME GLASS BRIDGE SCENE**

  • @noxman1138
    @noxman1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    When your shadow has a better relationship than you

  • @yoda50yearsago99
    @yoda50yearsago99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    “this planet is completely covered in water”
    “What would happen if you accidentally crash landed your ship there?”
    *subnautica intensifies*

    • @Jay2480
      @Jay2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @TimotheeLafleur
      @TimotheeLafleur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You're like the kid in class that stole my answer when she asked what our favorite food was

    • @Spladoinkal
      @Spladoinkal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You beat me to it. When he talked about creatures that may be lurking there Injust thought of the reaper leviathan

    • @winniethepooh2941
      @winniethepooh2941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The planet with one side hot should be called sunbeam

    • @tomh7995
      @tomh7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes

  • @bobyg6365
    @bobyg6365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just imagine, waking up in an ocean, going up to the surface, looking around and seeing nothing for miles, just a gray cloudy sky

  • @arclight4600
    @arclight4600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:03
    RealLifeLore: Who knows what can be lurkind down there if you crash landed your spaceship there.
    Me: sEbNauTiCa

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    Scientist: Hey, name this planet.
    Raging gamer: *Slams face into the keyboard*
    Scientist: That'll do. Thanks.

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh hi, Mustache-less Guy.

    • @Oof_2nd
      @Oof_2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      HOW ARE YOU EVERY WHERE!?!?

    • @polemistis8812
      @polemistis8812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      u r literally on every video of this youtube cahnnel wtf

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you watched every single video on TH-cam?

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kasai K, I'm scared now...

  • @andreaandrea2277
    @andreaandrea2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Imagine what kind of creatures live in that whole water planet

    • @Ulissescars
      @Ulissescars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Actually, we don't even know if there is life in those planets...

    • @jamiel8288
      @jamiel8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      @@Ulissescars we also don’t know there isn’t, so don’t be boring :P

    • @rexosaurus3610
      @rexosaurus3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      my favorite is A T O M

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Imagine it’s none, lol.

    • @BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im
      @BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Don't worry someone has to pull a subnautica and go to that planet(but it could be years from now)

  • @ouvie
    @ouvie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i've had 3 shadows before, i stood in front of some street lamps and it was pretty cool. might be related differently though

  • @Coreupt
    @Coreupt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GJ213-b: I have 100’s of kilometers deep oceans
    Me: So your from Subnautica?

  • @the4006
    @the4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    Titan: *Has oil*
    *Americans arrive*
    Thanos: Titan was like any other planet...

    • @puneethsadaram
      @puneethsadaram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WeAreTheDmitri titans not a planet tho😂

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead meme fuck you

    • @soggybread4614
      @soggybread4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Music - GACHA LIFE woh chill dude

    • @discontinuedchannel4544
      @discontinuedchannel4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ATOM More offence? Well fuck! I ain’t overweight! I’m underweight. If you can’t respect us, we won’t respect you! Stop assuming this shit you worthless rag! I bet when you begged for that 1.00 Barbie doll that comes with a damn race car!
      Get to it! Clearly, we’re humans. We’re all the same thing just live in different places. What? You haven’t heard of respect? Guess what, respect is something your NOT doing right now. I would respect you if you didn’t god damn insult my country. Yea, Maybe I have anger issues or a short temper, but at least I have some common sense!
      If you didn’t know, there is much larger people is different countries. America isn’t first, and probably will never be first.
      America has enough to feed its country, and some take that too hard and get larger. But let me say, just because they’re big does not me you have to insult them for it! Imagine, they’re probably depressed or angry! So if you would mind, how would you like it if some random internet guy insulted you for your appearance/weight?

    • @gmbtgmng
      @gmbtgmng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@discontinuedchannel4544 well said, I agree I hate when people say all Americans are overweight, also just like you I'm also underweight

  • @junoketchup7981
    @junoketchup7981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Titan: *has oil*
    USA : *it's free real estate*
    Titan: _Saturn, I don't feel so good..._

    • @Zaulhunter
      @Zaulhunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, I'm Totoro haha

    • @rl3.073
      @rl3.073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      USA: titan is hiding “nuclear weapons” let’s send space troops down there because it’s not any of our business.

    • @ridge9246
      @ridge9246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ali Balta lmao

    • @el_jay83
      @el_jay83 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Titan needs karen

    • @nickpaschentis5284
      @nickpaschentis5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Purge the Xenos.

  • @Your_Man_Toucan
    @Your_Man_Toucan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:35
    Yes, I love the fact that I can hold the Earth in my fingers

  • @emptyroomxgaming
    @emptyroomxgaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how abruptly it ends

  • @safi3968
    @safi3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    "Titan rains oil"
    Me: "One lighter is all I need"

    • @IsmaelFelmban
      @IsmaelFelmban 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      bro thats gotta be an illegal idea

    • @umwhatamIdoinghere
      @umwhatamIdoinghere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Jayden Jester unfortunately I don't think lighting a fire there would have the effect we are all imagining. I think the fuel would be running a little too rich.

    • @simplysuperior667
      @simplysuperior667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@umwhatamIdoinghere true, also I don't think there's any oxygen there so it's impossible to make a fire unless you urself somehow supply oxygen to it but as soon as you stop then it would stop burning

    • @dolebiscuit
      @dolebiscuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As previously stated, there's not enough oxygen to cause combustion on Titan. So no fire hazard.

    • @legendaryhuntertutorialsti6713
      @legendaryhuntertutorialsti6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually would think that it would cover the lighter enough that it would drench the lighter and make it not work

  • @goochy4560
    @goochy4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "Over 10x more gas and OIL"
    U.S: *breathing heavily*

    • @bobbycraig2583
      @bobbycraig2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also u.s: _100S OF TIMES?_ *asphyxiates to death*

    • @am-qr1og
      @am-qr1og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHA

    • @lanceraphael7255
      @lanceraphael7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is why Thanos's massive ships doesnt run out of oil

    • @jdowg6
      @jdowg6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That thumbnail bro

  • @nathanaelcrowder5442
    @nathanaelcrowder5442 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reallifelore (Joseph Pisenti) will always be one of the top youtubers on earth who will forever be engraved in our memories!

  • @furious.nullified
    @furious.nullified 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me who has seen 3 shadows of mine: My goals are beyond your understandings

  • @z_ol_k1875
    @z_ol_k1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Titan: **exists**
    USA: *Hippty Hoppty Your Oil Is Now My Property*

    • @getunderstandingpodcast
      @getunderstandingpodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sad but true

    • @2mmz
      @2mmz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gl getting there and back

    • @mimibefekadu1600
      @mimibefekadu1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My gosh that rhymes

    • @user-ng5ol9dl8f
      @user-ng5ol9dl8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@getunderstandingpodcast How is it sad? Oil would become so cheap

    • @Salviasmoker
      @Salviasmoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you get that from technoblade

  • @aixamercado2818
    @aixamercado2818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    I have always been fascinated with space and the deep ocean. Both are places full of secrets 😍

    • @elohel6036
      @elohel6036 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Aixa Mercado I have too. They're both filled with secrets, beautiful, yet terrifying.

    • @ArchMithrillas6976
      @ArchMithrillas6976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aixa Mercado then you would love the deep ocean planet in space x10 the depth of our oceans . Perhaps something even lives in the ice 7 ?

    • @adambustillos5380
      @adambustillos5380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also fascinated a outs deep nuts

    • @aabaaa9993
      @aabaaa9993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fascinating and equally as terrifying, i feel for the poor little probe that has to take the plunge in that ocean. Who knows what giant creatures could exist there.... or... maybe none at all, which also terrifying.

    • @C-APE
      @C-APE 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aab Aaa deep shit dude

  • @jelle2306
    @jelle2306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you haven't seen 2 shadows you haven't lived just stand between 2 lamps in the night, boom 2 lightsources 2 shadows snh

  • @joseph0998
    @joseph0998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve never heard of such an amusing thing as a “rock cloud” lol