If I had a nickel for every time Phil had to painfully wait until Dan finished reciting Black Eyed Peas by heart I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.
“how to tell your audience theyre not respecting your boundaries” can we give dan and phil a proper apology because they were put through hell for years and are far more forgiving than they need to be
Seriously, we all need to make a collab video and with individual apologies and trend it on his birthday or SOMETHING, they genuinely deserve an apology
What I love most about dan's spontaneous humps monologue was how it sounded as if the words were just coming to him in that moment, a second before he said them- like he was possessed by some black eyed peas demon and was reciting a summoning spell that he didn't know the words to until that moment
one of them literally looked more like phil than dan it was lighter hair than dan and it wasn’t swooped to the side or curly?? like that’s literally phil now
I love how dan was about to make a comment but then gave up when he saw phil making a trunk out of his arms like of course phil would do that what's new
The sad thing is, I had an ex once who told me he'd never chewed gum before because he was worried he'd just subconciously think it's food and would swallow it. I thought he was joking until I gave him some of mine once, and he actually did swallow it after a brief minute for that very reason. 😬
dan is such a fascinating person because either he’s on some ultra mild-melting philosophical rant *or* he’s reciting the entirety of my humps the true duality of man
Not even five minutes in and Dan says some shit like "I don't know what you're doing with Dr. Pepper but tell him next time not to save it up for a week" 😭
years ago dan was like "i know the entirety of will.i.am's verse from My Humps by heart" and i thought to myself AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW FERGIE'S PARTS LMAO but same
@@puccalu1 yeah it’s from ‘dan’s leaving me’ where they filmed in front of his closet and the jumper he’s wearing here was one of the only pieces of clothing with any colour
My mom died last month and this might sound stupid But these videos are the only thing that can make me smile and give me a little bit of comfort at the moment
the "dystopian novel" one with the big baby head was a drawing of a famous shot from the movie "Brazil" from 1985 directed by Terry Gilliam so noted film enthusiasts Dan and Phil if you're reading this you should watch it
I’m the generic girl with the glasses, I very regularly get sent screenshots of shit like this from friends being like ‘this is you’, I feel your pain Dan at being the default
I’ve been having a really hard time and this video (along with so many others) helped me to keep living, it literally couldn’t have come at a more perfect time. Thank you both so much for what you do.
at this point I know _almost all_ of the lyrics to My Humps solely from dan insistently deadpanning them in gaming channel videos. and I wouldn’t have it any other way
i'm sorry about your dog! our eldest dog died over a year ago and it's still strange trying to get used to it. i'm sure you gave yours an amazing life full of love!!
hey scalies! get our Dan and Phil Banner Flag! Download Dragon City by clicking here: dragoncity.onelink.me/DDHl/dapg1 thanks for sponsoring us!
the only scalie here is you dan
HELL YEAHHH
🐲🐲
WHY did I read that as "hey socialists" thanks dyslexia
so excited for the dragon drag
Dan reciting My Humps by heart was one of the best things in this video
it was one of the best things full stop
A poetic reciting for our generation!
His british deadpan "matter-of-a-fact" voice also made it 10x better😭😭💀
how has he done it twice now
He just kept going
whoever chose to bleep cunnilingus with a cat meow instead of a dog bark like usual,,,, i salute you
this !
kudos to you for noticing this and bringing it to my unobservant attention it’s very funny
Was 100% Dan
“cunnilingus” and “how do i please my husband” being simultaneously googled in the same house sounds like a fantastic romcom opener
T4t trans guy romcom
@@grey29825 HELL yeah, i like the way you think
@grey29825 it doesn't make sense for the dan and phil fan base to create a heteronormative romcom, this is onbrand
My first thought was trans guy with cis guy and he wants to learn lol
@@grey29825 nice
If I had a nickel for every time Phil had to painfully wait until Dan finished reciting Black Eyed Peas by heart I would have 2 nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.
When was the other time?
Would Phil Hate Dan To Save The World? A will you press the button from 2018 :)
doofenshmirtz reference?
LMFAO
@@scream_mcr yessss
The world asked, "will things ever be Fergalicious again?" and Dan answered "best I can do is My Humps in the tone of a PowerPoint presentation"
watching dan reciting my lumps in the form of lecturing phil was the highlight of my day
“how to tell your audience theyre not respecting your boundaries” can we give dan and phil a proper apology because they were put through hell for years and are far more forgiving than they need to be
FRRR
actually, they really just chose to move on
Unfortunately this is really common for people who have a following. 🫤
Seriously, we all need to make a collab video and with individual apologies and trend it on his birthday or SOMETHING, they genuinely deserve an apology
That physically hurt ngl
What I love most about dan's spontaneous humps monologue was how it sounded as if the words were just coming to him in that moment, a second before he said them- like he was possessed by some black eyed peas demon and was reciting a summoning spell that he didn't know the words to until that moment
I love that they keep referring the the hiatus as the time in which they both “became gay”
I can’t look at phil’s sweater without thinking of him chomping on some superglue
the white stripe represents g l u e
lmao first glance - "aww it's the glue sweater"
Neither can they apparently! 13:47
LMAO ME TOO
lady door is OUT lady lumps are IN
dan reciting "My humps" without breaking eye contact is my new Roman Empire
the video has barely started and we’ve already gotten lines like “hi-gay-tus” and phil not knowing what cunnilingus is we are so back
phil slowly realizing that dan has no intention of stopping his recitation of 'my humps'
Wide eyed ..stop! 😂
Anyone else very grateful but also slightly concerned by the sheer amount of content this last week? As a hiatus survivor, I’m disconcerted
i havent even had time to catch up with all the new content and that is crazy to me
@@kiraisamesssame i’m soo behind! but it’s nice they’re treating us 😅
im glad, this year so far has been awful and dan and phil videos are such a comfort
It’s been a nice, if not slightly surreal, surprise :)
i'm afraid dan's going to burn out again and fcuk off for another 5 years 😔
12:39 "getting them editing tips" followed by Phil's hysterical laughing was everything
i've been loving their wardrobe lately, very elevated
Phil's sweater looks so comfy I want one
same! they're also coordinating in this one, love to see it
DANS SWEATER HAS COLOR
very very classy
@@sam.w8477careful you might feel the sudden urge to eat some superglue
they think all brown haired guys are dan as if phil’s hair isn’t basically the same color now
This LMAOO
literally was looking for a comment about this lmao
one of them literally looked more like phil than dan it was lighter hair than dan and it wasn’t swooped to the side or curly?? like that’s literally phil now
phil is on a journey to his true, radiant orange haircolour.
It's who he is on the inside.
it's bc Phil has a more unique face shape
12:37 “he’s getting them editing tips” is CRAZY
I had to replay it like three times
I love this era of them, it feels so free
How am i even supposed to know what their boundaries are when they say shit like this? 😭
I completely missed this ohmygod
they're actually unhinged
If this had happened a few years ago people would have died. Blood on their hands, dead
Phil saying “i would wave my trunk around” 8:44 Jesus fucking lord
I love how dan was about to make a comment but then gave up when he saw phil making a trunk out of his arms like of course phil would do that what's new
The disappointment in Phil’s voice when he asked “Who doesn’t know how to chew gum?”
The sad thing is, I had an ex once who told me he'd never chewed gum before because he was worried he'd just subconciously think it's food and would swallow it. I thought he was joking until I gave him some of mine once, and he actually did swallow it after a brief minute for that very reason. 😬
@@corrinabarnett8226HEELP i can’t stop lauging 😭😭😭😭 glad he’s an ex cause you deserve intelligence ❤
3:12 dan agreeing with phil's answer then still "phiiil!"ing when it's wrong LMAO
dan is such a fascinating person because either he’s on some ultra mild-melting philosophical rant *or* he’s reciting the entirety of my humps
the true duality of man
it's basically just him being a gemini though
i was about to make the same comment lol @@AlinaProbably
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the true duality of Dan
honestly get yourself a man who can do both, never know which Dan you're gonna get
you are feeding us so well dads thank you
No fr I feel like we don’t show our appreciation enough
@@alexb8088I AGREE
This is at 666 likes rn, so I'll just say SAME
I love you wife
@@natalie9978 love u the most
Not even five minutes in and Dan says some shit like "I don't know what you're doing with Dr. Pepper but tell him next time not to save it up for a week" 😭
"please your husband" excuse me phil?? (what about your secret wife??)
Yeah what happened to Lorraine?
Susan called me to complain about this 😢
I feel like they need to make her & alternate universe Phil in the sims
dan is his secret wife
"He's getting them editing tips" evoked a laugh from me like a sleeper agent
actually in tears and Dan's serious recitation of My Humps while just staring at Phil
"am I this generic" "YES" phil out here just spitting out hard truths, lmao
I’m f*cking crying laughing at Phil saying “come” 3 times at the end for no reason 😭💀💀💀 it just sounded so wrong and so random
Dan needs a ✨SLIT✨ to differentiate himself from the wikibois
Ooof the wording on this comment lmao
😭😭😭😭
I think he’s getting one too after his live show online
i love when dnp do sequels to their past series like google feud, heart throb and now wiki-how
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I'm starving for some dream daddy😭
@@totentanz941 YES 🙏 we need them to finish dream daddy
Love how both of them say it’s dangerous to talk to your subscribers seeing as that’s how they met 😂😂
dan monotonously saying the lyrics to my humps was the greatest thing to bless my ears tonight
years ago dan was like "i know the entirety of will.i.am's verse from My Humps by heart" and i thought to myself AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW FERGIE'S PARTS LMAO but same
7:01 Something about the urgency with which Dan says "My love my love my love" really got me
the game is literally called damn daniel and yet they continue to be surprised by the appearances of dan
Not Tyler Oakley catching a stray☠️
Btw Dan said jeemie not genie
"DAN YOU GOT IT BEFORE YOU EVEN GOT IT!"🤯
"Phil there is a pregnancy test in the photo"
"Oh"
💀
Dude I am so high and Dan reciting My Humps slam poetry style at length has me cackling
hearing dan say "when u hit the bong too hard" when i'm this high feels like a personal attack
dan reciting my lumps is something we all needed
7:43 "i need to go with my dumbest instinct" i say that to myself ALL the time
I love the dragon city ad partner consistency, dan&phil plus scalies is truly the most stable relationship i have ever known
same
Dragon city are ogs
phil is out here inventing new phrases every video and im here for it
Wikiho
Higaytus
Brainal
Ok those are terms and not phrases. But still 😅
At the end of the year we need a ranking of Phil’s 2024 phrases
well he has to use that english degree for something
Aladussy
Seems like Dan is ready to do a karaoke “Dan v Phil”
Karaoke dan vs phil is brilliant!!!!
this would heal the earth
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excellent sweater combo. anyone remember this...
Phil: this is the colour blue Dan, BLUE
Dan: AAAH
Where is this from? I need to know
@@puccalu1it's from the video on phil's channel called 'dan is leaving me'
@@puccalu1 yeah it’s from ‘dan’s leaving me’ where they filmed in front of his closet and the jumper he’s wearing here was one of the only pieces of clothing with any colour
8:20 his voice and actions reminded me so much of 2012 Dan I can’t breathe
Omg ur right 😭
I can only dream of having their sweater collection
11:26 why does phil sound SO SURE AND SERIOUS about it?!?!?!
Dan’s rendition of my lumps was quite literally biblical & no one can tell me otherwise 💀
I love how dan's instant instinct to any danger or stressful situation is to immediately *hide* behind an object cause same😭💀
thats the most seriously anyone has ever recited the lyrics to my humps
6:30 i can't with the way phil said "a LUMP???" he was in such disbelief 😭
the gaming channel came back, google feud came back, dan vs phil came back, and now this. the world is healing itself
My mom died last month and this might sound stupid But these videos are the only thing that can make me smile and give me a little bit of comfort at the moment
Sending you so much love and prayers ❤️
losing a parent is beyond hard. i’m sending you love and healing ❤️
im so sorry and you're so brave
Wow I'm so sorry for your loss ❤
Sending love your way♥️
Dan saying "because you know nothing & represent nobody" had me lmfao & I really needed that tonight! 🤣❣
This is the 2nd wikihow video where Dan sang my humps. This really is age related memory loss lol
Dan going "I'm finally free" after he murdered Phil with the wink I can't I'm dead I died fk
the "dystopian novel" one with the big baby head was a drawing of a famous shot from the movie "Brazil" from 1985 directed by Terry Gilliam so noted film enthusiasts Dan and Phil if you're reading this you should watch it
“How to tell your audience that they’re not respecting your boundaries” LMFAOOOOO
Dan giving us the dramatic reading of My Humps is everything I needed
this is the SECOND time dan has sung the whole chorus of my humps online
STOP the age related memory loss joke had me CACKLING
this is actually their most unhinged video and im SO here for it
"he's getting them editing tips" DAN OMG
"Shut up and start fartin'" I lost my soul 😂😂
WIKIHOW MY BELOVED
I’m the generic girl with the glasses, I very regularly get sent screenshots of shit like this from friends being like ‘this is you’, I feel your pain Dan at being the default
dan is a king for the my humps bit LMAO
This has nothing to do with anything but I want these two to read stories on the Episode app💀
they should omg 😭😭😭
Oh yes
We need dream daddy to return... We never found out which dad they chose
@@Sophs06 I HAVE BEEN WANTING THAT TOO
Am I the only one who thinks the illustration at 5:20 looks way more like Phil, just with Dan's old hair?
I never thought I would hear Dan recite "my humps" like a spoken word piece
Getting an ad for Dan's show right before this is definitely an experience
5:59 The OG youtube music gave me mental whiplash immediately😭😭
'how to have an imaginary boyfriend or girlfriend'
phil: imagine them!
i would kill for dan to share his stoner era with us
Dan had a stoner era??
His what era
I actually think he’s in it now
@@Sillygooseyhan “get high w me ft phils first bong rip”
I think his cursed forumspring era was it
I’ve been having a really hard time and this video (along with so many others) helped me to keep living, it literally couldn’t have come at a more perfect time. Thank you both so much for what you do.
looove your jumpers having a subtly matching color palette
why didn't yall show the rest of the options for the ghostly one 😭😭😭
Frequent uploads is the number one sign they’ve been replaced by pod people. RIP boys, we had a good run
I really love that sweater on phil. Those colors look great on him!
need to know why phil was 100% certain that you could do stuff with a ghost
Phil, gently yet judgy as ever: 'Can we have a moment, who is Googling How To Chew Gum?'
The amount of posting is giving me whiplash
We survived the ✨hiGAYtus✨
Something about Dan matter of factly saying there fergie lyrics scratched my brain just right😂
editing tips is a piece of lore i have long forgotten. oh the memories 😭
phil ur totally slaying the slit honestly you have to keep it !!!! gives u power
Can't wait to see who Dan is
it's so funny how they really all looked like drawings of dan, lmao. but that guy at 12:43 looked like phil to me, haha
10:09 the internet is here reference, love to see it
at this point I know _almost all_ of the lyrics to My Humps solely from dan insistently deadpanning them in gaming channel videos. and I wouldn’t have it any other way
Dan knowing the full verse of My Humps genuinely shook me, man never ceases to surprise us
i audibly yelled out "OH MY GOD" at the notif, it feels so good getting regular uploads
My dog died and I feel horrible, it hurts like hell. The fact that you uploaded cheered me up a little, thank you ❤
my condolences, sending you love ❤️
sorry for your loss ❤️ hope you’re okay
i'm sorry about your dog! our eldest dog died over a year ago and it's still strange trying to get used to it. i'm sure you gave yours an amazing life full of love!!
Im so sorry. Sending you strenght and love ♥️
Rest in peace little doggy ♥️
that WAS tyler oakley with a ponytail omg
I’m feeling super mentally unwell and Dan and Phil’s videos are honestly my lifeline ❤ Thanks to these boys for making me feel better!
these videos are healing my inner child