All Things Scottish - Saturday Night Live

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  • @penelopeplimsoul3617
    @penelopeplimsoul3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    One of my favorite segments. I love the dying bagpipes when the door shuts. 🤣😂

    • @geraldstephens6612
      @geraldstephens6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Would like to get that bagpipe doorbell as a ringtone.

    • @suzanneklaus5436
      @suzanneklaus5436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know right. Lol

    • @johndaugherty7465
      @johndaugherty7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The piping hamster runs out of breath...

    • @c.d.scalemodels9198
      @c.d.scalemodels9198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@geraldstephens6612 The dying bagpipes are just as good as Rodney Dangerfield's Rolls Royce horn sound from Caddyshack!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@c.d.scalemodels9198
      Yeah but the best part of that movie was when Dangerfield drops anchor on Knight's sailboat sinking it then yells at him: "Hey ! You scratched my anchor !"

  • @seeteasea5497
    @seeteasea5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    As a Glasgow man born and raised I approve of greeting friends and family as “ya bastard”

    • @BarrySmithviolin
      @BarrySmithviolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      From a Weegie! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸

    • @stephenpesci1640
      @stephenpesci1640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL cool that matters lol cheers Im from Nova scotia the sense of humor in a culture Yo can never keep a good people down lol

    • @dcgeorgia6307
      @dcgeorgia6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How is Mike's accent? I love Scottish accents, probably because I'm a Crawford. I saw the movie 'The Green Years' (1946) the other day and loved it. I really liked Charles Coburn who played Grandpa Gow, especially his accent. Though he was born in Macon, Georgia and grew up in Savannah, both his parents were Scotch-Irish Americans.

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dcgeorgia6307 yeah his accent has always been a little bit stereotypical “Scottish” but it’s really not the worst I’ve heard (see Braveheart). All in all, he does a pretty good job

    • @finley_seth
      @finley_seth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What tartan is mike wearing?

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    “SCOTCH is a drink. SCOTS are a people. But we’re both quite tasty.”
    Feels like I’m watching Craig Ferguson. 😆

  • @joerules829
    @joerules829 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I always love how the doorbell craps out at the end.

    • @annstevens6223
      @annstevens6223 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It really is like strangling a cat. Not that I’d know.

    • @RS54321
      @RS54321 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@annstevens6223 🤣🤣

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    He got me at "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!"

  • @stephenmiller2337
    @stephenmiller2337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    2 Canadians playing Scotsmen, with a poster of a Canadian playing a Scotsman, and the guy who gets kicked out is played by a Canadian. Gotta love that!

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      James Doohan was Scots Irish to begin with.

    • @stephenmiller2337
      @stephenmiller2337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@blackjac5000 still born in Canada and served in the Canadian military.

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stephenmiller2337 Your point being...?

    • @jacktorrance2633
      @jacktorrance2633 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sutherland was born in the United Kingdom. Does that make you feel better?

    • @pidpit4397
      @pidpit4397 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There's a lot of Scottish folks in Canada.

  • @RobCamp-rmc_0
    @RobCamp-rmc_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I love the more bizarre sketches like this, and holy hell Kiefer really owned that brother role

    • @GRIMSBONIAN13
      @GRIMSBONIAN13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because he is a Douglas.

    • @wpdoyle
      @wpdoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And they actually seem to have...memorized their lines. What a concept.

    • @vonakenyon7981
      @vonakenyon7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was his best I agree but the one where he was Stuart Smalley's more successful cousin was pretty good too. Not really known for comedy but surprised me.

    • @corbelius6
      @corbelius6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Scotch tape store was Brilliant.

    • @Hidden8Knowledge
      @Hidden8Knowledge ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm shocked how good Kiefer was!

  • @Hupomone
    @Hupomone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "It's my kidney now, ya bastard!"
    For some reason this killed me.

    • @billmcevoy
      @billmcevoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It kilt me

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Get in mah belly!"

  • @facetiousmonkey5322
    @facetiousmonkey5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    At an English pub, i saw three large ladies speaking with what I thought was a Scottish accent...
    I said: "would you three lassies be from Scotland?"
    They looked back angrily.
    One hissed "It's Wales you idiot! Wales!"
    "My apologies. So you three whales are from Scotland?"
    I don't remember much of happened afterwards.

  • @BladeRunner-td8be
    @BladeRunner-td8be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I didn't realize how funny Mike Myers actually was for many years. The guy has a sort of sneaky funniness to him which becomes stronger and more pronounced over time.

    • @williamjordan5554
      @williamjordan5554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he's impossible to work with reportedly.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was much funnier early in his career

    • @KingJohnVA
      @KingJohnVA 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He is funny and I’m impressed with how he is able to memorize all his lines. Great performer

  • @robspencer35
    @robspencer35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Mike Myers, Phil Hartman...oh, those were the good ol' days.

    • @jennyl.2689
      @jennyl.2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dana Carvey!!!!

    • @TJ-kk5zf
      @TJ-kk5zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes they were. these days suck

    • @kevincosgrove948
      @kevincosgrove948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legends

    • @bq4454
      @bq4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two great Canadian lads.

    • @ChuckWortman
      @ChuckWortman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TJ-kk5zf To be fair, there's some good skits today. Kate McKinnon can rival the best of them. But like a pro sports team, some years they have great players, and other years a great team. That was one of the best teams, bested only by the Murphy-Piscopo and the original and still the best cast IMHO.

  • @frankiedeans7637
    @frankiedeans7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    As a Scottish person. This is pure gold..

    • @Bluesmusicno1
      @Bluesmusicno1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aye definitely agree, scotch and wry, still game and rab c nesbit not forgetting the big yin billy connolly. All amazing 👏 but that sketch done a good job 👏

    • @steviemacmuttley
      @steviemacmuttley 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Would ye no call yersel a Scotsman rather than a Scottsh "Person"? Mind you if you were a wummin you could say I am a Lassie - unless you consider a Lassie as a DUG?

    • @michaellavery4899
      @michaellavery4899 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@steviemacmuttley
      Aye, yer no wrong.

    • @steviemacmuttley
      @steviemacmuttley 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @betha.6279 Im glad you find my humour funny...thats cos us Scottish guys know how to take the pish out of ourselves.

    • @kaizer1903
      @kaizer1903 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I think this is total shite to be honest.

  • @Bendijester
    @Bendijester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Phil Hartman - one of my FAVORITE comedians!!! You are missed! R.I.P.

  • @Noname-xi7xi
    @Noname-xi7xi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Simply brilliant, so funny I can't get enough; never thaught Kiefer Sutherland could pull such a good Scottish accent.

    • @ochayethegnu2915
      @ochayethegnu2915 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It was pish. Utter crap. Worse than Myers’.

    • @Noname-xi7xi
      @Noname-xi7xi 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ochayethegnu2915
      WOW, relax chief, forgot to take the magic pills....🤔
      I said it was good considering he's not Scottish, don't you think?
      I bet you couldn't pull an American accent even if your life depended from that.

    • @jmyers5908
      @jmyers5908 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He said he was from Glasgow and that's not a Glaswegian accent in the slightest

  • @mark11967AD
    @mark11967AD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Mike Meyers and Phil Hartman are as good of character actors as SNL ever had. Both awesome.

    • @kevincosgrove948
      @kevincosgrove948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I used to watch SNL every Sat night. Meyers and “the glue” Hartman. Legends

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There one movie they did together was So I married an American Murderer, too bad they did not get to do more.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miss Phil. Poor bastard.. .

    • @thedarkestowl4224
      @thedarkestowl4224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great actors. Better than any of the crap on SNL now...

    • @rshaw002
      @rshaw002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GHC3 So I Married an Axe Murderer, I need to watch this

  • @mareshahwalton1892
    @mareshahwalton1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol! The desire to fight and then the “I love you” is so true! Also, the “Get Out” part is true!

  • @jimm3370
    @jimm3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    OMG, I just realized Mike Meyer's is wearing a Queen's University tam! They give them out to all new 1st year students!

  • @peterleschinski8198
    @peterleschinski8198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    If he gets that upset by someone mistaken Scotland with Ireland, I'd hate to see what would happen it someone come in and mistook Scotland with England.

    • @FloydSchooledCanelo
      @FloydSchooledCanelo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would slap the shit out em

    • @haveanicegreenday
      @haveanicegreenday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      bro it happend to a friend of mine,from glasgow. my american colleague , called him english guy , and i was like "daaaamnnn did you just called a caledonian a sasanach", booooy my friend was so pissed , the only thing he said was " go you cunt"

    • @jaydavid06brown95
      @jaydavid06brown95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Id lose my shite if any body mistaken wi England also am fae Glasgow, tell yer pal tae visit Maryhill och aye love that mike Myers

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He would bring out his butchering tools

    • @wes11bravo
      @wes11bravo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bad things.

  • @cforsyth1201
    @cforsyth1201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a Scotsman myself, this is a great performance from Mike Myers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @theycallmemrboombastic6870
    @theycallmemrboombastic6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Being Scottish I love this lol and they've hit all the cultural sterio types bang on

  • @chapter4444
    @chapter4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "It's my kidney now you bastard"
    😂😂

  • @smill5653
    @smill5653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Love it when kiefer says its my kidney now ya bastard brilliant

  • @tppercival5295
    @tppercival5295 8 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    If you close ya eyes, you'd imagine Shrek selling all things Scottish in his shop, and speaking to Troy McClure.

    • @samuelvarghese3320
      @samuelvarghese3320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thomas Percival it's the same guy

    • @themechanic.9545
      @themechanic.9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I AM picturing it.

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Fairy god mother : this is the best love potion available
      Shrek : IF ITS NOT SCOTTISH ITS *CRAAAPPPPP*

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shrek,Troy McClure,The Ladies Man, and The Master Of Disguise all in one sketch

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is basically the prototype for Mike Myers' father in "So I Married an Ax Murderer"

  • @surrealcereal603
    @surrealcereal603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I have not seen this since it originally aired on TV when I was a wee lad... and I always loved it and OMG it's even more brilliant now that I have grown old and watched Mike Meyers' career over the past 30 years post SNL.

  • @s7s7Joy
    @s7s7Joy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm PUERTO-RICAN....and yet I wouldnt mind having that Scottish doorbell! LMAO! 🤣🤣

    • @stevevirginia308
      @stevevirginia308 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If your sister be Jena Ortega, you got yourself a deal laddie

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I thought Kiefer was Sudeikis when he first walked in, which obviously wouldn’t make sense.

    • @ericguerra91
      @ericguerra91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @chimchimchow
      @chimchimchow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ericguerra91 haha right?!

    • @jflyiii1682
      @jflyiii1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too!!!

    • @roryross3878
      @roryross3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thanks for sorting out who it actually was cause I was stumped.

    • @chimchimchow
      @chimchimchow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@roryross3878 yeah he kills the accent too, pretty sure his fam was Scottish

  • @SharkMinnow
    @SharkMinnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Wow - Kiefer's Scottish accent might be better than Myers! Super good!

    • @gustavmarie
      @gustavmarie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well..he's the grandson of Tommy Douglas ..the Scottish father of Canadian health care.

    • @xPlayboyB7x
      @xPlayboyB7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly Kiefer is sounding pretty Irish throughout most of this. Myers is spot on 99% of the time. In Austin Powers and the Axe Murderer film it's amazing!

    • @bilbobaggins4710
      @bilbobaggins4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @gerard dearie I hear the government is importing Africans and saying they're just as Scottish as you are... I hope you can keep your culture in tact my friend...love and support from Florida USA 🙋

    • @noseferachoo
      @noseferachoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bilbobaggins4710 Don’t infect the rest of the world with American racism. It’s bad enough we have to deal with it. Hello from Chicago, a “radical democrat”-run city. 😁👍🏻🇺🇸

    • @keithwright8626
      @keithwright8626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bilbobaggins4710 As a Scotsman who drinks beer and whisky, wears the kilt and listens to bagpipes you can take your racism and shove it up yir bahookie.

  • @gpan62
    @gpan62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Kiefer Sutherland is of Scottish ancestry. His grandfather Tommy Douglas is the father of Medicare in Canada.

    • @jennyl.2689
      @jennyl.2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jack Bauer! 😄

    • @marsneedstowels
      @marsneedstowels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brandi Lord The what?

    • @bassmangotdbluz3547
      @bassmangotdbluz3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just to be sure, you realize that the Scot brother who visits the store is played by cast member Jason Sudeikis and not Kiefer Sutherland, right? They do bear a slight resemblance.

    • @PsychoGallagher
      @PsychoGallagher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bassmangotdbluz3547 You do realize that this is a skit from the late 80s early 90s? I mean, there's Phil Hartman in it!

    • @IvanPodborsky
      @IvanPodborsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bassmangotdbluz3547 you are wrong ya bastard! www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/cast/kiefer-sutherland-56026

  • @CitizenKang
    @CitizenKang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That bagpipe door bell has been in my head since this first aired.

  • @georgej1019
    @georgej1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I'm Scottish, and usually get annoyed at other nationalities taking the mickey out of our accent 😠🤯 but this was funny, I had tears running down my cheeks at Kiefer Sutherland's take on Scottish 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vterlemezian
      @vterlemezian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I heard a Scotsman hates a nickel cause it's not a dime

    • @backdraft57
      @backdraft57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vterlemezian and did you know two Scotsmen invented copper wire fighting over a penny

    • @pigs6486
      @pigs6486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's my kidney now you bastard

    • @leonrussell9607
      @leonrussell9607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vterlemezian what's that even mean?

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Brother's and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, or Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!" "You Scots sure are a contentious people." "You just made an enemy for life!"
      @@leonrussell9607 Scots are notorious skinflints. Does the phrase "tighter than a Scotsman's coin purse" ring a bell?

  • @TheJDfairy
    @TheJDfairy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAAAP! Lol So funny and so true. :D

    • @aigeh1326
      @aigeh1326 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THIS HAD ME DYING!!!!! XD

    • @zeroxox777
      @zeroxox777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, this is craaap.

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except it's not CRAAAP, It's SHITE

    • @janisthompson9801
      @janisthompson9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Craaaap and shite are still used in my family❤️🇨🇦❤️

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their football team is crap tho.

  • @ImCarolB
    @ImCarolB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My mother's family was Scottish and she loved these skits.

  • @francisdeans402
    @francisdeans402 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The very best respect from Edinburgh Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @Olliemets
    @Olliemets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This was a great era for the show. Loved this cast. Phil perhaps my favorite SNL guy of all time. I worked around the show at this time so got to see these guys and women. Phil was a commercial artist before he got into comedy and actually did some album covers for bands in the 70s. Was very engaging with the crew. To take someone elses comment, SNL is very much like a sports team. There's constant turnover and some seasons they have the right mix of writers and performers and its magic. Other seasons...not so much. RIP Phil.

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a friend who used to do occasional extra work on SNL. He had also been Dennis Miller's roommate for a time. He told me Phil Hartman was an absolutely great guy who was extremely friendly with everyone and had no attitude about being a TV star.

    • @danielcarter305
      @danielcarter305 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Phil when he was on News Radio! His character always had me ROFLMAO!

  • @EmeraldWoodArchives
    @EmeraldWoodArchives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I remember all us kids in 5th grade doing Scottish accents the following Monday after watching this skit.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Were you in Scotland?

  • @nancymorrison9978
    @nancymorrison9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Phil Hartman... A National Treasure.😊

    • @wingedscourge
      @wingedscourge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's one of Canada's many great contributions to the world of comedy

    • @andrewdonatelli6953
      @andrewdonatelli6953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Three Canadian national treasures in that sketch.

    • @jackiepowell7513
      @jackiepowell7513 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Whacko wife, he grossly underestimated her. I m sure no idea!!

    • @alexpastor8582
      @alexpastor8582 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jackiepowell7513 public announcement, dont marry cocaine addicts

  • @agentxdigitalvideo
    @agentxdigitalvideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    this is one of the greatest SNL sketches of all time and oft quoted by my friends and I to this day!

    • @rynehall9990
      @rynehall9990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here

    • @marialvarez384
      @marialvarez384 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Duff Goldman just quoted it on the Spring Baking championship 😆

  • @SadInc.
    @SadInc. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I don't think I ever saw Myers breaking character or cracking up

    • @derrickbird9676
      @derrickbird9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was a pro

    • @broken_disco_ball
      @broken_disco_ball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Notoriously difficult to work with (at least on movie sets) but he was a total pro

  • @davidmcginness6718
    @davidmcginness6718 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Oh my god the tasty joke was so Scottish! That's the exact kind of humor the older people have here and ya just have to laugh at it.

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I just watch this for the song playing when the door opens 😆😆😆

    • @revolutionday1
      @revolutionday1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Any time something goes wrong in my life, I hear the sound of that deflating bagpipe in my head.

    • @lisabinhawaii
      @lisabinhawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@revolutionday1 😄😄😄 I'm gonna do that too... will make a lot of bad situations better 👍

    • @graveyardghost2603
      @graveyardghost2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, right? 😆

    • @louisb5563
      @louisb5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@revolutionday1 🤣😄🤣😆🤣😂Brilliant 👍

  • @oraculox
    @oraculox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Loving Mike Meyers Scott accent impression, I got to say Kiefer´s accent is really on point!
    And there is something in that rough-sueary-brawly family loving really similar to Italians.

  • @codybarber796
    @codybarber796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gotta get that bagpipe sound as my doorbell/ringtone.

  • @sopyleecrypt6899
    @sopyleecrypt6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Keifer Sutherland rocking the Scots accent.

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was wrong. Sorry. My comment was CRAP!

    • @blujazz10000
      @blujazz10000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aye, the Sutherlands of the Highlands.

  • @KingdomKali
    @KingdomKali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I'll kick ya so hard in the groonies you'll be peein' out yer mouth!" I've got to use that one 😂

  • @kerikah
    @kerikah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The line about Sputnik also appears in So I Married an Axe Murderer when the Scottish dad is making fun of his son. Incidentally, the dad also describes the Pentavarate in that movie, many years before it became a Netflix series.

    • @OfficialDangus
      @OfficialDangus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Head. Move. Now.

    • @JBinFL
      @JBinFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The giant heeed

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Aye, that one was offsides, eh? He'll probably cry 'imself to sleep tonight on 'is 'uge pillow."

  • @djslick1
    @djslick1 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂😂 as a scot myself thats not a been Glasgow accent for about 800 years 😂😂😂 but they nailed the Highlands lingo 😂😂 ayeee a doooo ❤

  • @dareeljd8038
    @dareeljd8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love this so much😂 being from Glasgow, I really love the stereo types and how Over the top they are 😂😂 also being from Glasgow it's really rare to see people in kilts, only at weddings and events as such😂😂

    • @drrd4127
      @drrd4127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is rare to see people in kilts for casual wear anywhere in Scotland. We have truly became custom to Adidas trackie pants and Levi's jeans.

    • @jamiemckechnie3662
      @jamiemckechnie3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My family came from Paisley.

    • @renroxhrd
      @renroxhrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isnt another stereotype always being drunk or is that Ireland?

  • @notsure1277
    @notsure1277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Not carried by All Things Scottish: a picture of Sean Connery in Scotland.

  • @stumckinlay5390
    @stumckinlay5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Finally someone who can do a Scots accent… well done Keifer.

  • @NeonDruid13
    @NeonDruid13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "He's going to ruin my kidney!" i nearly pissed myself

  • @krassos
    @krassos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Here in 2020, Where do I get that hit from the bagpipes as a ringtone?

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try Zedge, it's got everything.

    • @seekingwisdom8
      @seekingwisdom8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dalethelander3781 ya Bastard, do they have everything Scottish?

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seekingwisdom8 I hae no looked yet, ya wee girl!
      😉

    • @seekingwisdom8
      @seekingwisdom8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dalethelander3781 ya damn bastard, Ay bin relaxed, reedy to slep but ye bag o shite woke me laughing like only a damn silly bastard would do

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seekingwisdom8 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HolandaChiquita
    @HolandaChiquita 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Now I'm just reading all the comment in a Scottish accent...

  • @atrain84
    @atrain84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    So I Married An Axe Murderer...the early years.

    • @sethtwc
      @sethtwc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty much all his movie characters have been seen on SNL

    • @JDillander91
      @JDillander91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great movie!

    • @darkchi0
      @darkchi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HEEEED MOOOOVE

    • @christianmarler2253
      @christianmarler2253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "So I Married An Axe Murderer Named Fat Bastard"

    • @bassmangotdbluz3547
      @bassmangotdbluz3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Harriet, Sweeeeet Harriet" ..."Woman, WOAH-HUH-HUH-MAN!" ... "THE PIPER IS DOWWWWN!".

  • @1blackballed
    @1blackballed 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    None of your wee English measures lol😂😂

  • @johnkratz2476
    @johnkratz2476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I hope ya got a thirsty mop laddie, 'cause it's gonna be a bloodbath"

  • @Zippo_Squeeze
    @Zippo_Squeeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I grew up with my dad saying "If it's not scottish, it's crap" and I never knew what it came from.

  • @TTony-tu6dm
    @TTony-tu6dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The “I’ll have to pay you later” shot over everyone’s head

    • @shawnhall9622
      @shawnhall9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please explain..I noticed the joke but didn't get it

    • @TTony-tu6dm
      @TTony-tu6dm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shawnhall9622 sorry I’ve tried to answer you a couple of times but they keep removing my post I guess it violates some guideline. The joke has to do with a certain stereotype of Scottish people

    • @shawnhall9622
      @shawnhall9622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for trying

    • @stupidchannelreq
      @stupidchannelreq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      reminded me of the Monty Python skit about Ewan McTeagle

    • @hillkill746
      @hillkill746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Scots have an undeserved reputation for being tight with money.

  • @Nunya_Bidness_53
    @Nunya_Bidness_53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There literally was a place like this down the street from me in high school. "Scottish Modern Enterprises", kilts, bagpipes, bagpipe music CDs, Socttish tea room with meat pies... basically all things Scottish. 🤓 Oddly they also had a submarine sandwich shop on the side of the building...

    • @davidwarner3326
      @davidwarner3326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost as if comedy has a bit of truth to it...

  • @RickGrimesboomshaka
    @RickGrimesboomshaka ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a Scotsman I can confirm that whenever a sibling brings up the fact they’re a sibling all fighting stops.
    Why do you think there’s not been a Scottish civil war?
    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @GrenOulio
    @GrenOulio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I lived in Edinburgh for 3 years. But for the shopkeeper in full kilt, this is rather accurate.....

  • @craigb2279
    @craigb2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Man I miss Phil Hartman he was a comic genius

  • @bassmangotdbluz3547
    @bassmangotdbluz3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Scots don't call it Scotch, they call it Whiskey.

    • @ShotgunBlues92
      @ShotgunBlues92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And we spell it 'Whisky', without an 'e'.
      Now get out! Mr NocantellthedifferencebetweenScotlandandIreland!

    • @johncopple6479
      @johncopple6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ShotgunBlues92 Correct . Or Usqabaugh. If I am not mistaken 🥃🥃 Cheers

    • @pillettadoinswartsh4974
      @pillettadoinswartsh4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wheskay

    • @pianoflat
      @pianoflat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is toil leam uisge beatha 🥃

    • @bassmangotdbluz3547
      @bassmangotdbluz3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HEEEEAD !!!

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Losing Phil Hartman so young, was a blow to comedy television.

  • @steviemcmanus6681
    @steviemcmanus6681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fifer all my days and hearing the hen put in there made my day 🤣 did no expect that lol

  • @Jawsnake
    @Jawsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nobody mentioning this is clearly where Mike Myers got his Shrek voice. Chris Farley was cast to be the original voice though RIP

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's at least 100 comments that mention Shrek. And Myers used his Scottish accent for two other characters before Shrek. Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movies for one. And the character in this sketch is almost identical to the one he played in So I Married An Axe Murderer. He softened it up a lot for Shrek.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes! I've been looking for this sketch forever, I don't know why but I remember I laughed until I cried the first time I heard the "if it's not Scottish it's crap!"

    • @acousticsoundz1985
      @acousticsoundz1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im Scottish. I actually am. Its braw cold here the nicht. A wiz oot takin ma kidney furra walk...the wee bastard..

    • @dalethelander3781
      @dalethelander3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think there was a sequel skit with Sir Patrick Stewart.

  • @ThatJohnKillion1970
    @ThatJohnKillion1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Wait until he finds out Scotty isn't actually Scottish.

    • @LiqdPT
      @LiqdPT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nope, he was Canadian. Just like Mike Myers and Kiefer Sutherland.

    • @skinflutey
      @skinflutey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He was of Irish decent too

    • @vicmclaglen1631
      @vicmclaglen1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" Lemme have one of those Scotty posters...

    • @delorme9
      @delorme9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LiqdPT so was Phil Hartman from Ontario

    • @Qermaq
      @Qermaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doohan was not Scottish. But Scotty most certainly was.

  • @wboyle9721
    @wboyle9721 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Glaswegians love each other a good fight then a good loving hug 😅😅😅❤❤❤❤

  • @dantyler6907
    @dantyler6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the few skits Myers did that made me think he's going somewhere.
    Watch his Scottish character as he begins to fight... locked elbows...
    Myers was almost ALWAYS a prize on SNL!

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought almost all his stuff was great. Sprockets, Coffee Talk with Linda Richman, Simon, Lothar of the Hill People, Wayne's World, plus a one-time sketch of a Japanese game show.

  • @theconsciousobserver6829
    @theconsciousobserver6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Well at least I have a brother"....that's how you bring people away from their anger lol keep reminding them

  • @kennethmelnychuk9737
    @kennethmelnychuk9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I saw a Scotsman ripping down his wallpaper
    Oh, was he renovating?
    No, he was moving. 😂😁😄

  • @AE-pv9vc
    @AE-pv9vc หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Someone playing with props on SNL: hey guys! This bag pipe sound is made everytime you pull the string!
    Mike Myers: i have an idea!

  • @attorneyrobert
    @attorneyrobert ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mike Meyers is a comedic genius. That is all.

    • @adamuzumaki98
      @adamuzumaki98 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Mike sounds like Shrek. He’s like a human Shrek.

  • @rhanemann9100
    @rhanemann9100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Sputnik" bit went right into So I Married An Axe Murderer.

  • @thanoscar6897
    @thanoscar6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The shortbread thing was accurate as hell
    The Glasgow accent was shite cause it was too easy to understand but still pretty damn funny

  • @matthewbesson5367
    @matthewbesson5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:20 is hilarious. I love the shoulder rolling.

  • @shadowfilm7980
    @shadowfilm7980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Really great. Funny. Love the accents. And the “it’s crap!!!!”

  • @shermanhatch2716
    @shermanhatch2716 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Welcome to all things Scottish if it’s not Scottish IT’S CRAP”-mike Myers 💙🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 love this I’m Scottish and Irish but mostly Scottish! Gotta love the Scotts from Salt Lake City usa and live in Colorado Springs Colorado ❤️🤍💙

  • @justinhopper5941
    @justinhopper5941 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love it lol. In his movie “so I married an ace murderer” he plays a riff off this character and it’s hilarious as well

  • @krisrose219
    @krisrose219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Tim meadows. I love all those guys. Talent

  • @TheAIishere
    @TheAIishere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm scot-irish. (Scott's deported to Ireland, then deported to America circa 1700s) this is fundamentally true amongst my older relatives, except the accent is New England...

  • @tmart43
    @tmart43 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was the craziest impression of the lucky charms leprechaun I’ve ever heard😂

  • @maconescotland8996
    @maconescotland8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    05:39 - "hen" - that is real 100% working class Scottish vernacular.

    • @zoe-janesutherland4359
      @zoe-janesutherland4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, where I come from in Scotland that is a word that is commonly used.

    • @duncancallum
      @duncancallum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoe-janesutherland4359 That's right hen.

  • @codjh9
    @codjh9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm part Scottish, and re: the mistaking of something Irish for being Scottish, the first time I was in the UK (quite a few years ago), I was a young student and was having a great time, but hadn't noticed the differences between the Welsh dragon and the Scottish lion. I asked a woman in a store in Edinburgh about a sweater, and probably mentioned a 'dragon', and it was like she became John Cleese in a Monty Python skit, and told me 'It's not a bloody Welsh dragon! It's a Scottish Lion!'. I've never mixed 'em up since!

  • @AllTheBestCO
    @AllTheBestCO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Too funny@ 1:20: ". . . knowing that I don't come after you with butchering tools!"

  • @henryholly8472
    @henryholly8472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want that door chime

  • @shelleywantiez7964
    @shelleywantiez7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Keifer Sutherland was bloody awesome in this skit

  • @robertporter6641
    @robertporter6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Close your eyes and you can almost mishear him saying “Donkey! Donkey, get out here and bring some more Scotty posters with you!” That Scottish accent impression has carried Mike Myers to so much money it’s crazy.

  • @buddigabong
    @buddigabong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the Shrek prequel looks amazing.

  • @MartheevManor
    @MartheevManor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I heard sound clips from this a long time ago. I never realized there was more than one skit (though I did think the "it's CRAP!" line didn't sound quite right). Now to find the one with "three sizes".

  • @Theagchm
    @Theagchm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You'd think he'd watch me and my brothers. Brilliant and very Scottish - 7 years ago! And we haven't changed a bit :)

  • @blueartistathotmail
    @blueartistathotmail ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow Kiefer Sutherland was really good.

  • @c.darlingbarlow5106
    @c.darlingbarlow5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Stewart's brother sounds more Scottish than Stewart.

    • @sdseals2076
      @sdseals2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In real life, he's a trained actor versus a comedian on a sketch show.

    • @christco120
      @christco120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sdseals2076 Mike Myers is basically doing an impression of his own dad in these sketches, he was a Scottish immigrant to Canada, if I recall correctly

    • @sdseals2076
      @sdseals2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christco120 I didn’t say he was bad. I’m just replying to the person who said Keifer Sutherland is better at the accent. I’m just stating Keifer is more trained to do accents. I have no idea what his father sounds like. Or if his accent is good or bad. I was replying to a comment.

    • @christco120
      @christco120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sdseals2076 same here, no need to be all defensive. I was just saying what I thought was an interesting fact, not trying to criticize you.

    • @ryanorlando1122
      @ryanorlando1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christco120 You are recalling incorrectly, his parents were from Liverpool

  • @wvr653
    @wvr653 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "It's maw kidney naw ya bastard wee man, am gonna split ya wit maw Claymore rite naw!!
    That would be more accurate Scottish phase.

  • @qtoktok
    @qtoktok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even saw the Bottles of HP sauce in the background!

  • @Harry_Stylus
    @Harry_Stylus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was young I had a t shirt with this slogan on it I got in Guelph, Ontario at a real life version of this store 😂

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He’s going to ruin my kidney

  • @nickbuis3307
    @nickbuis3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm glad I've found this segment. Just a fresh dose of Stuart that I didn't know existed! Too funny 😂😂😂

  • @josephambrocio4169
    @josephambrocio4169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Welcome to everything Scottish, if it's not Scottish its CRAP!!! I love it

  • @mkwanster07
    @mkwanster07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the bag pipe door chime