We Want Your Bribes | Gucci Turban Podcast w/ Nimesh Patel & Asif

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  • @HoneyESQ
    @HoneyESQ 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    I am a Jamaican immigrant and can I just say I really really really enjoy this podcast and the different takes that you two have on everything from politics to the Indian government. I feel like I’m learning so much while laughing.

    • @shubhampatidar5982
      @shubhampatidar5982 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      No hate but , If u thing they are correct then god bless u lol😂😂 good source of learning. Thats why u people are not progressing because of ur learning sources (this channel, few others )😂follow some good channels who give complete info , not from this types of channels who just give 20-30 percent correct info , rest all lies.

    • @zaybxc1
      @zaybxc1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Welcome bro!

    • @venkymo34
      @venkymo34 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@shubhampatidar5982 If you think mainstream media is more correct than these guys then I have a newsflash for you - comedians speak unfiltered truth. Media speaks whatever 'version of the truth' the rich owner wants them to speak. Thats why people like you don't progress, just blame anything you don't like and eat up whatever nonsense you like.

  • @elizabethbrammer7022
    @elizabethbrammer7022 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    “He’s the only guy to be in a wheelchair and against ramps” Governor Greg Abbott: “HOLD MY BEER”

    • @kapilchhabria1727
      @kapilchhabria1727 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Wait till you google how abott got rich enough to run for office…

    • @elizabethbrammer7022
      @elizabethbrammer7022 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ I worked in personal injury law for awhile, his fort reform after his own freaking accident just blows my mind. Talk about pulling up the ladder for people behind you. I can’t stand him!

  • @MimiB1974
    @MimiB1974 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Nah… Asif was 100% correct. People need to be exposed for their undercover racism… especially when they have power or work with the public…

    • @wejsmith5446
      @wejsmith5446 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Heres the unfortunate truth tho,
      While minorities will band together against the whites, it wont truly aid in ridding society of racism.
      Because theres a dark secret even amongst the "allied minorities", there is "internal" racism specifically toward black people.
      Its like non african minorities bought into the white supremacist ideologies( or just the engrained societal american racism, white supremacy lite)
      since, generally speaking, other minorities were treated better than the African diaspora

  • @dception5455
    @dception5455 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    The turban soo Gucci.. he don’t even wear it anymore 😂

  • @thejinn99
    @thejinn99 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Not sure about other people, but I started watching you recently and I enjoy the political content. I used to not know if I was conservative, liberal, libertarian, progressive or what. As I got older I noticed that even if you want nothing to do with politics, one day you will discover that politics will impact you even if you wanted nothing to do with it.
    I'm older now and I have kids, so I have to be thinking about the future. So yeah, thanks for keeping us up to date and helping us laugh at all of this. So yeah, while I guess some would appreciate it if you only kept it to 15 minutes of politics, I think it is topical to be talking about this stuff. So thank you.

  • @dersjulian
    @dersjulian 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Jesus Christ you wouldn’t think it’d be that hard to find a podcast of two dudes having a funny but decently insightful conversation about politics, but here we are.
    Love your guys’ takes on today’s version of how fucked we are, and it’s a nice bonus that you guys don’t shit on women, POC, and LGBT folks just for the sake of punching down.

  • @ArthurKnight1899
    @ArthurKnight1899 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Messi is literally an ambassador for Saudi tourism tho lol, he's just taking money directly to promote, Ronaldo at least does what he loves

  • @Eleanor-us2qg
    @Eleanor-us2qg 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Here for Nimesh’s laugh😂😂

  • @rockbe02
    @rockbe02 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I would retire with 50 million. Some people even with a decent retirement don't retire because they don't know what they would do. I could find some shit to do.

    • @Fiqure242
      @Fiqure242 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      5 for me i live frugal

  • @KateBergstrom
    @KateBergstrom 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Thank you. You two have brought me such joy and laughter in this dark and uncertain era we are stepping into. You guys are the real MVPs. Thank you again for bullshitting on couches for our viewing pleasure.

    • @trendthis364
      @trendthis364 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      So well said. Brings me hope and laughter. Glad you're here too.

  • @Fiqure242
    @Fiqure242 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    You guys rock Funny and on topic.. Thanks for your hard work
    LAUGHING HELPS US COPE

  • @hahajaz1
    @hahajaz1 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This is my most 😊favourite podcast ever ❤️

  • @claudiabrown6016
    @claudiabrown6016 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    dentist give us 50 million and you don’t ever have to see us again 😂

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    36:25 india is built on caste system and super casteist lol. It exists everywhere from politics to business. And why are you guys hestitating. Indian media talks about it all the time. 😁

  • @sydwrites
    @sydwrites 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bro gautam adani is making Indian tribal states into Somalia , and also got exposed by an African journalist for corruption along with Sheikhs of Dubai!

  • @sdeepj
    @sdeepj 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Back in the 1980’s Jesse Ventura tried to unionize wrestlers, because they were getting short-shafted by Vince McMahon. Hulk Hogan was the one who snitched Ventura out. Hulk Hogan is a fucking union buster. John Oliver shows why WWE needs a union, most of these wrestlers have to pay for their own insurance and are seen as “free lancers”, even though they are bounded to WWE

  • @hyfmf
    @hyfmf 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You guys are hilarious and honestly refreshing! Keep it up! 🙌✌️

  • @kitty-vk8ic
    @kitty-vk8ic 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you guys.

  • @sanjeevmathur8603
    @sanjeevmathur8603 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nimish & Asif, you guys are hilarious. What you guys help me to understand is “Life is to enjoy all experiences and not to be too a serious”

  • @raux82
    @raux82 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Worshipping the billionaires is just a new religion of this century

  • @barbourgirl78
    @barbourgirl78 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I want more of this content, guys.

  • @breaku45
    @breaku45 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Huntington Beach is notoriously racist/trumpy. Huntington Park not so much

  • @bleeksalt7796
    @bleeksalt7796 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    We listening to Brilliant idiots😂😂

  • @a_real_one2000
    @a_real_one2000 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    GOP on revenge tour against new deal policy is too accurate😅😂

  • @jerichojeudy
    @jerichojeudy 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    At 11:15, that is spot on. Spot on.

  • @joseaqui
    @joseaqui 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Anti-ramp for America. 🤣

  • @Crusde
    @Crusde 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thanks guys.

  • @lagaan829
    @lagaan829 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That Patel Video story brings back so many memories.

  • @profoundhelo8343
    @profoundhelo8343 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Another great episode folks

  • @GutturalReef
    @GutturalReef 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    McGreggy hasn't beaten a top 10 fighter in 8 years. The last time won a fight was almost 5 years ago against a journeyman who was in 4-6 out of his last 10 fights and coming off a devastating knockout!

  • @ctrl-shift-run8681
    @ctrl-shift-run8681 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Lol the Infosys chairman dude is the father-in-law of the former UK PM, Rishi Sunak.

  • @ranjanks8895
    @ranjanks8895 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What's crazier than the Zomato founder asking the applicants to pay for the position is the fact that he received 18k applications for the position.

  • @askvanita
    @askvanita 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You guys rock.

  • @temporaryusername2075
    @temporaryusername2075 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    As always,
    I would like to say that Asif is wrong about many things here, he is too much blinded to see the reality of USA in general. And Nimesh is too nice to counter some of his simplistic and stupid theories.
    And no I am not a Flagrant viewer.

  • @ssrwarrior7978
    @ssrwarrior7978 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    love it .. keep it up

  • @lindam7430
    @lindam7430 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Love your political style and sorry the maga idiots test your sanity.

  • @BilalKhan-yg9jc
    @BilalKhan-yg9jc 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man We Desis are such a gullible bunch. I saw a documentary about the population explosion and how it's just crowded everywhere.
    I feel for the youngsters as it's the parents that are telling them how a govt. Job is the best option for them and stifling their creativity and entrepreneurial spirit.
    The easiest way to get Rich (for people living in poverty) in the subcontinent is to open a street food shack. That's how modi made it! 😂😂😂

  • @nencypatel123
    @nencypatel123 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Modi himself is lower cast brooo shut up

  • @PatriciaMoore-h9y
    @PatriciaMoore-h9y 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks for sharing such valuable information! A bit off-topic, but I wanted to ask: I have a SafePal wallet with USDT, and I have the seed phrase. (alarm fetch churn bridge exercise tape speak race clerk couch crater letter). How can I transfer them to Binance?

  • @quietpp
    @quietpp 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    asif is clearly very opinionated against Modi, and caste system obviously.
    but hijabi girls do the same, they dont date non muslims 🤔 why the double standards? dont muslims discriminate against hindus even other muslims like shia ve sunni?

  • @allensantiago8721
    @allensantiago8721 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dope bracelets, Nimesh. Where did you bought them?

  • @amywernet577
    @amywernet577 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Daily beans, Mueller she wrote and David Feldman are my go to podcasts besides you all ❤ oh and how could I forget Zeteo...

  • @mayac4534
    @mayac4534 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Watching from Florida, USA

  • @claudiabrown6016
    @claudiabrown6016 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    tomatoe, tomato 🤣

  • @itsarchi5968
    @itsarchi5968 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nimesh needs to go to are you garbage podcast.

  • @thejinn99
    @thejinn99 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh man, that is hilarious, I haven't thought about those memories in a while. I remember getting cheap DVDs from the nightmarket in Taiwan and China when I was young like 30 years ago. Sometimes the cover was just a black and white copy of the actual movie. In some of those DVDs was just some dude going to the theater and recording the movie.
    I remember on some movies sometimes they wouldn't even do a good job and the guy holding the camera looked like he was falling asleep because he would record the floor from time to time.

  • @valbrooks3215
    @valbrooks3215 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That Cisco lawsuit was dropped for a lack of evidence

  • @elizabethbrammer7022
    @elizabethbrammer7022 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fun facts:
    1) Abercrombie dude sold his custom Gulfstream to a high net worth family, and the interior is… special 😳 Picture a strip club mixed with the old retail store vibe
    2) Trafficking is technically the new phrase for kidnapping, but they can charge you for even using an interstate for transport, even if you only hop on and off. State can still prosecute, but using a part of the federal road system gives the feds first dibs.

  • @shreyas101
    @shreyas101 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don't forget, Narayana murthy is the father in law of rishi sunak.

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    23:30 They are modani - adani ❣️modi - great couple

  • @Vijay.1234-h3j
    @Vijay.1234-h3j 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Amazing podcast

  • @zerogadalla
    @zerogadalla 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @9:42 I hope someone makes a super cut of all the silent research moments on this podcast.

  • @meerapatankar7275
    @meerapatankar7275 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    OK Cali dentist bhai is definitely a closet gay!!

  • @TheLisclark
    @TheLisclark 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Elon is projected to be a trillionaire soon.
    Dev Patel did a GQ car video, he showed his customized Morris Minor, the contrast in size is a chuckle.
    The business headline I am puzzling over is this Macy's $154 million shipping "error"?

  • @thyhandrevolve
    @thyhandrevolve 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Your censoring 'Beep' sound effect FX's Volume IS set WAY TOO loudly! Other than that... Great show! 👍👍👍

  • @patriciacorrea8871
    @patriciacorrea8871 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I’m so sorry @Nimeshpatel. I figured…oh no! CA…🤦🏽‍♀️ I hope he does lose his shit.! Fu..The beeps are so loud. 😂

  • @Hens4Democracy
    @Hens4Democracy 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dave Bautista doing Jimmy Kimmel's chump roast was the Greatest! or Yeeeet as my granddaughter would say, would love to see Dave slap Flabby Hogan's shirt off

  • @thyhandrevolve
    @thyhandrevolve 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    🚬 🙂‍↔️

  • @harshp99
    @harshp99 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jamie Gertz is married to atlanta hawks owner and co founder of Apollo, Tony Ressler. thats how shes "worth" billions. not cause her parents are contracters lmao

  • @paolareyes1635
    @paolareyes1635 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Yes I feel where the podcast 😅

  • @----REDACTED----
    @----REDACTED---- 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    🤖Commenting for algorithm 🤖

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's seven words for the algorithm.

    • @barbourgirl78
      @barbourgirl78 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Project Smile for the group he's in.

  • @mooxieart
    @mooxieart 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This episode was funny

  • @dynamiteshrimp
    @dynamiteshrimp 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Omg Trump is Ted Lassoing government positions

  • @zainkassam8103
    @zainkassam8103 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Good podcast! Support black dentistry in Southern California.

  • @mrathreya14
    @mrathreya14 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is it just me or does Asif look like a brown Louis CK?

  • @calgal4161
    @calgal4161 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dentists have the highest divorce rate per profession

    • @calgal4161
      @calgal4161 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So here's to alimony for your three ex wives

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Srk is not billioner. I think 800 million dollars he has

  • @byronlogan966
    @byronlogan966 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I watch you guys in between Yugioh matches. You seem to understand basic math, which sometimes helps me win, lol.

  • @cinefile0075
    @cinefile0075 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    23:00 all the Vivek supporters gonna follow u then. All the uncles and aunties favorite channel then. And huge Indians too they just love love trump

  • @chosarang9488
    @chosarang9488 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Algorith.

  • @zerogadalla
    @zerogadalla 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The boys

  • @VARMOT123
    @VARMOT123 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nimesh Patel is a the john smith of gujju names . Gujjus have the least creatuve naming system . Don't talk about other indian ethnic groups like you know anything. Telugu naming system is like germanic names . Super diverse

  • @sectoralheterochromia
    @sectoralheterochromia 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Gucci

  • @JOHNPHILIP-l1q
    @JOHNPHILIP-l1q 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the algo !

  • @sohrubjoshi5189
    @sohrubjoshi5189 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hold on what was $1.5 billion spent for gaslighting by your girl in last 3 months ? Was it not for political favors ?

  • @akshayde
    @akshayde 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jharkhand is not in UP 😂

  • @jeremyfoust3551
    @jeremyfoust3551 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In all do respect i aint giving you shit. Mostly because you need to talk more shit about these people and also i dont have 50 mil either. You guys are too funny.

  • @NikSan1983
    @NikSan1983 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Steve Austin is a good guy

  • @godmoderaghav
    @godmoderaghav 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @Findingnimesh @GucciTurbanpodcast
    1. It's allegations by American authority that he might have bribed some official in India..😂😂 and don't share details with India so corrupt officials can be charged....
    2. Adani issued bonds i, it was was voluntary for bond holder to buy not some one forced, if American are so stupid they are willing to buy bonds of some other countries companies they seek profit nothing else.
    3. American authority has a assumption that it might have happened but In their respective country George Soros do it blatantly then it's a capitalist ideology and free market.
    4.America doesn't care for bond issue, and it just care for that we are superior and we can interfere in others countries sovereignty.
    As in Syria who earlier was a US designated terrorist now is a rebel😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @mayac4534
    @mayac4534 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂👍🏼✌🏼

  • @shubhampatidar5982
    @shubhampatidar5982 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    u can learn from here: how to distract from real truth, (all videos ) , how u can be pseudo secular. Obviously what u can except from pseudo ABCD and peaceful sitting together having zero knowledge about there own country along with others . 😂

    • @HariShankar-zy9ho
      @HariShankar-zy9ho 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sanghis have this trademark laugh. Makes me think of Ravana for some reason

    • @aryansingh6586
      @aryansingh6586 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@shubhampatidar5982 I can tell you stay on modi’s nuts 24/7

  • @RSVera
    @RSVera 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Might as well grift fellas. We are all doomed anyway.

  • @akshayde
    @akshayde 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Is it racist that I automatically understood that the guy was Indian as soon as nimesh said 'dentist'?

  • @vikkyrozay
    @vikkyrozay 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    in before 50 views

  • @MimiB1974
    @MimiB1974 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Nah… Asif was 100% correct. People need to be exposed for their undercover racism… especially when they have power or work with the public…