I was 10 years old when Jaws 3D came out, and I actually saw it in the theater in 3D. The severed arm floating in the water is the one 3D scene I've always remembered.
We get 2 hours of Tonys Philly Voice adding L to JAWLS it truly is christmas in july Honestly this wil be great and i expect atleast one to be Fine and Fun
I think Jaws 2 is a well made film that suffers in comparison with its parent. Jaws 3 and Jaws the Revenge are really really bad films but definitely guilty pleasure watching.
Actually it is proven that the old tanks from the 70's could blow up like that because of the materials that made up the tanks. The myth busters used modern versions of the tank which are made differently. The Jaws obsession did a podcast about it
It’s crazy, in 1987 people witnessed demise of Jaws and Superman. No more Jaws movies after the revenge and not another Superman movie for 19 years after the quest for peace
I watched both Superman 4 and Jaws 4 for the first time on the same night Septmeber night in 1993. That was a surreal experience having eying a massive fan of both franchises.
1+2 is a great double feature! 4 suffers from only 2 kills (3 depending on the version of the movie #jakelives?) and the stupid telepathy connection. In the novelization, a vodoo priest, Michael has beef with, summons the shark - which by the way is the offspring of the 2nd shark who was pregnant in the novelization of the 2nd movie (both written by the same author Hank Searls) and gave birth before the electrocution. 3-D's problem are the bad special effects and the picture quality in general, due to the crew not really knowing the technology. But is is basically a riff on "What if there is a shark in the swimming pool?" The premise is great - the execution wasn't. However - and this ist NOT a joke - the 3-D is awesome! I am absolutely serious about this review. My rankning 1, 2, 3, 4.
Universal studios have shot themselves in the foot replacing those rides. The difference is that movies like Jaws and back to the future where classic, timeless movies. They've replaced them with movies that are already dated and aren't ageing well already ie minions, FandF and transformers
I believe the sound of the shark roaring is the same sound that the sinister truck makes while falling off a cliff in the lesser known Spielberg movie "Duel"... It is also the same sound the shark makes in the first film after it plummets to its watery grave having just been exploded by brody and elments of the same sound are also used in the iconic T-rex roar in the Jurassic Park films
I feel that Jaws 2 is mainly responsible for the pattern of Hollywood making a sequel based upon a successful first movie. It made back 10 times it's own budget and got played on cable television for years afterwards. Aliens, Gremlins 2, Ghostbusters 2, Terminator 2, etc. all benefited, in part, from the financial success of Jaws 2.
I agree. I always found Jaws 3D to be the most boring movie in the whole franchise. I couldn’t tell you the name of one character. It doesn’t help that the effects and cinematography are B movie level and unworthy of the Jaws title. The 3D does not hold up either since it is so clearly gimmicky. Jaws The Revenge has a bad script, but it at least has decent practical effects and Michael Caine in a sizable role. I at least enjoyed that one as a kid, but I always found Jaws 3 boring
I’ll take Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, and even Jaws The Revenge (and all their flaws) over all the endless, direct to video or SyFy Channel sharks movies with awful CGI effects and washed up actors no one cares about. Saw Jaws The Revenge in the theater as a kid….and that opening scene with Sean getting attacked and killed was instant nightmare fuel before there was such a thing as nightmare fuel. That scene is brutal and traumatizing. And that banana boat attack still holds up to this day….waaaaay better than most modern shark movies as far as I’m concerned! Also…Tony, how you could not point out the worst aspect of the changed ending to Jaws The Revenge??? The fact that they shot the footage of the characters in a tank (with the water clearly slapping against the background that’s been painted to look like a sky and horizon)? The water even changes color from the bright, clear waters of the Bahamas to the dark color in the tank. 😂
Honestly I really dig 2. I don't see it as remotely bad, just a step down from the masterpiece of the original. I like 3D...but because it's so ridiculous. Plus I liked the setting and several of the main characters (though I do think Quaid would've been better as a new character, rather than a Brody). 4 I'll still watch but it tries so hard to be serious, but is so ridiculous it just doesn't hold together, and I think that's why I prefer 3. 3 didn't feel like they're trying to be too serious. 4 tried, and the failure is even harder.
For real.. Crystal and Johanna have no idea anything about movies and are so uncoordinated when it comes to podcasting, and frankly less so over time. Not only just that the fact they make porn on the side is just gross.
That is coincidental.. I just tried watching Jaws 3 yesterday and started losing interest pretty quickly.. I'll try again tonight and move onto The Revenge. I'm sure it's an unpopular opinion, but I thought the second film was awesome! Loved the ending where they get him to basically chomp-down on a giant electric cord. If you like Jaws, you'll love the Disney Channel Original Film 'Under Wraps'.
I saw Jaws 2 before I saw the original and loved it ever since. They had an impossible act to follow. And yet they nailed it as well as you had a chance to
I loved Nightman and all those other crazy 90s series as a kid like Invisible man, Beastmaster, The pretender and Scorpion. A world famous TH-cam star reviewing these would definitely be top tier stuff I tell you what.
To this day I still can’t understand why the video quality of Jaws 3 is borderline unwatchable. It’s like it was shot on a camcorder. And ironically this is the movie with the visual gimmick of being in 3D.
I lump Jaws 2 with RoboCop 2. A still decent movie that is also a sequal to a much superior movie. But with both Jaws 2 and RoboCop 2, ABSOLUTELY STOP THERE.
No lie, I was getting a JAWS 2 tattoo today and as we got started I open up my phone to see what I could watch as a distraction, and the live feed for this had just started. It was perfect.
I'll never forget going to the Video rental store in 88 or so, and reading the back of the VHS box for Jaws 4. It said "After one of her sons dies in a tragic shark incident, Ellen Brody needs to get away. Grief stricken, she travels to the Bahamas." Nothing helps getting over grief more than a trip to the Bahamas!! LOL!! I have remembered that box since I was 12 or 13 years old! What a terrible movie!
the revenge is the worst, they tried with 3. some effects are terrible, but 4.. many scenes are insanely stupid. The attack on Sean, there's blood already in the water before the attack. The ending, has a miniature of the shark and boat, reuses the ending of jaws when the shark died. the best sequel is 2, well shot, fair effects, it's darker, sure, some characters are annoying. some scenes were cut too soon, but it works. That's a film rule, the first sequel in a franchise is generally the best as it;s the one that works. 3 determines where the franchise goes. so, you just need Jaws and Jaws 2. there was meant to be 2 sharks at first. there IS suspense in a few scenes. there's great scenes. Jaws 2, solid sequel. Opening, HELICOPTER scene, ski scene and boat scene, the body popping up from the water, it's just blue fish, Martin showing the photo to the committee. the whole cable junction scene and end. all memorable scenes. the lobster scene even. The lost world IS good, there's no bad, worse Jurassic film.
Hot take, but I honestly think the first 20 minutes of Jaws 4 is the best content we got from the sequels. Just a shame the rest of the movie fell to pieces.
I had a recording of “Revenge” from HBO in 1988 and it had the impalement ending. I didn’t see the explosion ending till I was in my 30s and for a time I thought I was fucking crazy. Also Jake stayed dead in my version.
This. I never knew about the terrible alternate ending. I thought I was tripping and then seeing Jake pop up..I was like bro, what is happening right now?
Jaws 3 was and still is my old childhood favorite sequel. One line from Jaws 3 is so over the top and goofy, is this line "Overman was killed inside the park. The baby was caught inside the park. Its mother is inside the park."
Jaws 2 is by far the superior sequel in the series. It is horribly underrated because it had to live up to the original (which is impossible). It has Roy Scheider, Murray Hamilton, Lorraine Gary and Jeffrey Kramer reprising their roles, and it has some well directed action sequences. The score was done by John Williams as well, and it definitely has a melancholic superiority over the original score in my opinion. Jaws 3(D) and Jaws The Revenge shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence as Jaws 2.
I love to watch the first two jaws movies as loyal horror fan. Jaws 2 actually has the most brutal kill scenes in the jaws franchise! Then It's starts to get worse to jaws part 3 of a blue or green screen under Waterworld! Then part 4 the escape to a Caribbean Islands paradise an Jaws wanted taste of a lion shark screaming of a horrible ending! I probably laugh about that later.🤣😂😆😂😆hahahahaha
"I have never seen the film, and by all accounts it's terrible. I have however seen the house it built and that is fantastic " Michael Caines own words on being asked about Jaws iv!
Jaws 2-still totally enjoyable and feels like the original. JAWS 3-totally absurd and so bad it's good. Jaws the Revenge-terrible...not even fun. PS-There was a Jaws 2 book. Revenge as well.
I spent around 10 years in the business, and it's always hilarious to hear people who've never set foot in a ring tell me that I just "don't understand the product" 🤣🤣🤣
J2 is the worst.Jaws 3 may be goofy but its fun, and Jaws 4 is worth the price of admission for the ridiculous moments like the shark roaring, and Mario Van Peebles accent. Two is just BORING BORING BORING. Most of the movie is spent on unlikeable teenagers you don't care about/ Its an especially boring movie if you have ever read the book, which depicts things like the water skier attack and the shark picture revelation ( in the book all clearly see a shark) as the exciting and scary moments they should have been. The water skier death is such a non event int the movie that I'm surprised they left it in.
The only really bad parts of Jaws 2 (to me) was Mike's annoying, overly-screaming girlfriend, Jackie... The creepy, greedy real -estate developer, Peterson, that bossed Brody around and lusted after his wife and Eddie's idiot girl , Tina ("Make it go away! Make it go away!)... and finally , the condescending, know-it-all woman examining the dead Killer whale on the beach... "Sharks don't take things personal, Mr. Brody"
@@TheSoleProprietor I completely agree with everything you said! Also the water skier death was a huge wasted oportunity for a much scarier kill . The version of that death in the book is terifying (and no one driving the boat pours gasoline on themselves lol) and could have been done with a PG rating
Definitely not Jaws The Revenge. That movie is so bad that it overflow-errors into being great. It's like The Room. It's so fucking inept that you just laugh at how stupid it is.
It amazes me that even after 36 years they haven't made a sequel or a reboot of Jaws. Literally THE movie that created the Summer Blockbuster. Apparently the sequels were so god awful that no studio wants to touch the franchise. Not even my idea where a great white shark contracts rabies, but the shark doesn't die from it; it just becomes an ultra-violent killing machine, terrorizing a small quiet fishing town somewhere on the coast of Someplace, USA. I've heard there's another shark movie that's pretty decent. Maybe the one with Ice Cube? IDK...I guess The Meg and its sequel are all we have to look forward to.
Great video! Just found your channel and subscribed! Jaws was a movie that me and my father watched every single summer together . We live at the Cape so we fished together and would go crabbing and snorkeling. Anyway he passed away before my son was born. My son was born during the summer, I named him Brody because of the movie and my father. It sounds silly to most I’m sure but it means something to me.❤️ Halloween 2 is my favorite of all time . Thank you for letting us know that Michael is Jimmy from H2 . Me and my husband were just trying to figure out who he was . He kept saying it was Jason Patric which I knew wasn’t right. Jake always died in my version. I recently saw him survive and was sooo confused.
Tony- I think you’re remembering a 1969 movie called “Hello Down There” about a scientist family that lives on the bottom of the seas with pet dolphins who fight sharks in one scene. It was on TV a lot when I was a kid, and I used to get these dolphins mixed up all the time too.
Apparently, It was on Imdb, Jaws The Revenge was originally supposed to be called Jaws'87. They had a new human antagonist Kyle Edwards who was going to be portrayed by Vincent D' Onofiro. He owned a Fishing Company and was going to capture Jaws and use him for profits. However He and his henchmen were going to kidnapped Ellen, Hoagie, Michael and Jake. Jaws would have killed Kyle's henchmen and Kyle himself and supposedly Jake too. Vincent D'Onofrio stated in an interview that he was attached to the project but later declined it due to his fear of Great White Sharks. Years later when he saw Jaws The Revenge on T.V. he regretted not being in it lol since he was a huge fan. Also his characteristics went to Vic Hoskins in Jurassic World.
No what you mean is, Jaws 2 - Exactly what Jaws would have been IF the shark had worked and there were no issues. People seem to forget that Jaws only turned out how it did because they had to come up with something because the shark didn't work most of the time.
It would be amazing to see Tony thrown threw a table 😂. In all seriousness though, I really do enjoy the reviews. Obviously 4 is the worst here. I could see 3 being argued as the worst but I don't think 2 is as bad as you said. It has been some time so maybe my memory is giving it a boost? I don't know, have a great week.😂
Doesn't the revenge have a shot in the end with the cast in the water where you see the water hitting against the horizon, because they are in that large tank?
I know I’m like a year late but this was the first video of yours I watched and was in tears laughing throughout. I spend a ton of time driving so I binge all your videos. This is my 3rd time watching this one alone!
Tony, what's your favorite Jawls movie poster? Mine is the Polish poster for Jawls 2 - the one where the shark has two mouths! I'm not kidding, look it up, it's glorious! 😂
Tied between 3+4 but; without a doubt 3 I feel is worse. 4 is without a doubt THE worst but it’s humorously the worst which makes it a tad more entertaining 2-solid if not dated 3-bad 4-entreatingly entertaining despite its nonsensical nature
I've only heard of 3 and 4 because Doug Walker reviewed it as the Nostalgia Critic lol. The first is a masterpiece. I've never seen the second but I assume it's not as good as the first one.
I have an issue with these Brody brothers. They are like 10 and 4 years old in the first movie 1975. Then they are appear to be 17 and 13 in the second movie 1978. Then they are 25 and 19in part three 1983. Then they are 30 and 21 in revenge 1987.
In Jaws 3D, they’re not dancing and celebrating the opening of the park or the Great White that’s in captivity…..that show with the hillbillies and the mud pool was an actual show at Sea World back in the day.
Before the show, in a super secret Patreon only one-way conversation. I dared Tony to ask him if pro wrestling was fake. He mentioned something about a "Goddamn weed whacker." I thought he was having a senior moment, but now it all makes sense.
Saw JAWS the Revenge opening night back in '87. The impaling of the shark was the ending I saw and it is wayyy better than it just blowing up for no reason.
Jake isn’t doing the Jaws theme. The Jaws theme does not exist in their world. He’s imitating the sound of the heart monitor to scare Michael since they had recently tagged the shark.
25:00:sorry but Simon Charles pendered Mckorkindale who played the character Philip in Jaws 3 said in a TV interview that Jaws 3 was the biggest croc of s*it he'd ever had the misfortune to star in and was a blundering production embarrassment from the start,word has it that he resented just being there to be killed off with no depth being written for his character,others have stated that he thought his star status would award him not being chewed up by a shark in the first 20 minutes,tap Jaws 3/Simon mckorkindale in the You Tube search engine,you will probably come across the interview in question,this is You Tube right,you can find anything on here
There was a book-a novelization- of JAWS 2 written by a competent hack, Hank Searls,which I believe was a bestseller,judging by the number of copies I saw around.
The fun thing with The Revenge is pointing out all of the times you can see the mechanicals of the shark. Also, the shark looks like it is sporting an extra chromosome.
I watched #4 with the fam recently and so many of the things we said aloud, you did too (like the pov over water and Ellen’s memories of things she didn’t see).
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Where's the poll?!
JAWS 2 is still pretty lit after 45 years.
Mmmmm nah
Yeah, 2 is the best sequel.
Second best shark movie by far.
It’s OK
Jaws 3 is horrible,but it's one of those "it's so bad it's good" type films. Every time it comes on I can't help but watch. lol I love it.
I was 10 years old when Jaws 3D came out, and I actually saw it in the theater in 3D. The severed arm floating in the water is the one 3D scene I've always remembered.
I will say JAWS 4 was the worst dispite the fun underwater chase and Michael Caine being awesome. JAWS 2 is my favorite. It builds on the first.
We get 2 hours of Tonys Philly Voice adding L to JAWLS it truly is christmas in july
Honestly this wil be great and i expect atleast one to be Fine and Fun
I think Jaws 2 is a well made film that suffers in comparison with its parent.
Jaws 3 and Jaws the Revenge are really really bad films but definitely guilty pleasure watching.
Jaws 2 is a really good movie in my opinion. No way you could come close to being as good as the first. I love the Freddy Krugerized burnt shark
JAWS: THE REVENGE killed the franchise.
It was already dead
I believe it was dead at 3
3 was bad. 4 was an embarrassment
Did help Michael Cain pay for a house apparently.
@@shawnconder4984not really it made money but 4 did kill it!!!
Actually it is proven that the old tanks from the 70's could blow up like that because of the materials that made up the tanks. The myth busters used modern versions of the tank which are made differently. The Jaws obsession did a podcast about it
Yes, older SCUBA tanks literally HAVE exploded. Even caused fatalities.
It’s crazy, in 1987 people witnessed demise of Jaws and Superman. No more Jaws movies after the revenge and not another Superman movie for 19 years after the quest for peace
I watched both Superman 4 and Jaws 4 for the first time on the same night Septmeber night in 1993. That was a surreal experience having eying a massive fan of both franchises.
We got rocky 4 though.
Every summer I watch Jaws and its sequels and I forget every year how ashamed I am of myself for doing this.
1+2 is a great double feature!
4 suffers from only 2 kills (3 depending on the version of the movie #jakelives?) and the stupid telepathy connection. In the novelization, a vodoo priest, Michael has beef with, summons the shark - which by the way is the offspring of the 2nd shark who was pregnant in the novelization of the 2nd movie (both written by the same author Hank Searls) and gave birth before the electrocution.
3-D's problem are the bad special effects and the picture quality in general, due to the crew not really knowing the technology. But is is basically a riff on "What if there is a shark in the swimming pool?" The premise is great - the execution wasn't.
However - and this ist NOT a joke - the 3-D is awesome! I am absolutely serious about this review. My rankning 1, 2, 3, 4.
No. Jaws is a one and done.
I loved all 4 growing up they're fun. I think people have forgotten how to just to have fun with films.
@@Renowildfire1my grandpa is in his seventies and thinks the Jaws sequels ruin the first film... people are just people and like what they like.
Jake wasn't humming the Jaws theme, he was mimicking the sharks heartbeat from the monitor.
Universal studios have shot themselves in the foot replacing those rides. The difference is that movies like Jaws and back to the future where classic, timeless movies. They've replaced them with movies that are already dated and aren't ageing well already ie minions, FandF and transformers
I love Jaws 2!
I think its very underrated and it has some great worthy scenes too!
I believe the sound of the shark roaring is the same sound that the sinister truck makes while falling off a cliff in the lesser known Spielberg movie "Duel"... It is also the same sound the shark makes in the first film after it plummets to its watery grave having just been exploded by brody and elments of the same sound are also used in the iconic T-rex roar in the Jurassic Park films
Spielberg used the same effect in Duel and Jaws. The roar from Jaws: The Revenge came from a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
I feel that Jaws 2 is mainly responsible for the pattern of Hollywood making a sequel based upon a successful first movie.
It made back 10 times it's own budget and got played on cable television for years afterwards.
Aliens, Gremlins 2, Ghostbusters 2, Terminator 2, etc. all benefited, in part, from the financial success of Jaws 2.
I know this is beside the point but since you mentioned it. I know its a hot take i prefer aliens to T2
Unlike Jaws 2 those other sequels are really good imo
@@patricklauer4452I don't think 2 is bad my main issue is too many teenagers lived!
Jaws 2 actually made a box office of a lot money. Then rocky 2 took the record from jaws 2.
@@charlesbullghost5491based Rocky
In my opinion, Jaws 3D takes this one!!!! Takes the whole dam cake
I agree. I always found Jaws 3D to be the most boring movie in the whole franchise. I couldn’t tell you the name of one character. It doesn’t help that the effects and cinematography are B movie level and unworthy of the Jaws title. The 3D does not hold up either since it is so clearly gimmicky. Jaws The Revenge has a bad script, but it at least has decent practical effects and Michael Caine in a sizable role. I at least enjoyed that one as a kid, but I always found Jaws 3 boring
But Sean lives in this one…
I agree, it was so awful. I couldn’t take it seriously at all
I’ll take Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, and even Jaws The Revenge (and all their flaws) over all the endless, direct to video or SyFy Channel sharks movies with awful CGI effects and washed up actors no one cares about.
Saw Jaws The Revenge in the theater as a kid….and that opening scene with Sean getting attacked and killed was instant nightmare fuel before there was such a thing as nightmare fuel. That scene is brutal and traumatizing.
And that banana boat attack still holds up to this day….waaaaay better than most modern shark movies as far as I’m concerned!
Also…Tony, how you could not point out the worst aspect of the changed ending to Jaws The Revenge??? The fact that they shot the footage of the characters in a tank (with the water clearly slapping against the background that’s been painted to look like a sky and horizon)? The water even changes color from the bright, clear waters of the Bahamas to the dark color in the tank. 😂
Honestly I really dig 2. I don't see it as remotely bad, just a step down from the masterpiece of the original. I like 3D...but because it's so ridiculous. Plus I liked the setting and several of the main characters (though I do think Quaid would've been better as a new character, rather than a Brody). 4 I'll still watch but it tries so hard to be serious, but is so ridiculous it just doesn't hold together, and I think that's why I prefer 3. 3 didn't feel like they're trying to be too serious. 4 tried, and the failure is even harder.
The foreshadowing of the oxygen tank actually occurs when Brody reads through shark books and sees an image of a shark with a tank in its mouth.
When this channel has quality, knowledgeable guests and remains focused? It's so enjoyable. Have folks like this guy all the time or go solo.
For real.. Crystal and Johanna have no idea anything about movies and are so uncoordinated when it comes to podcasting, and frankly less so over time. Not only just that the fact they make porn on the side is just gross.
You forgot to talk about in Jaws 3 where he eats the 2 robbers and their raft!
Jaws 4 was literally like "We can do Orca better than Orca" and didn't stop to think about the logic. We definitely need a review of Orca
Jaws 4 is the best jaws sequel. A pretty modest bar clear to be fair.
And yes, orca is great. Probably the best jaws knock off from the era at least.
Movie Dumpster has a review of it!
A Talking About Tapes of it to be specific
Kit was awesome as a guest!
More Kit on the show, please.
That is coincidental.. I just tried watching Jaws 3 yesterday and started losing interest pretty quickly.. I'll try again tonight and move onto The Revenge. I'm sure it's an unpopular opinion, but I thought the second film was awesome! Loved the ending where they get him to basically chomp-down on a giant electric cord.
If you like Jaws, you'll love the Disney Channel Original Film 'Under Wraps'.
I saw Jaws 2 before I saw the original and loved it ever since. They had an impossible act to follow. And yet they nailed it as well as you had a chance to
Don’t worry, it’s not an unpopular opinion. Most people love it!
My kids just watched them all in a row for the first time on their own. They seemed to have fun with them
In Jaws: The Revenge, you didn’t talk about how a large shark was able to chase Michael through a sunken ship with narrow passageways
I loved Nightman and all those other crazy 90s series as a kid like Invisible man, Beastmaster, The pretender and Scorpion. A world famous TH-cam star reviewing these would definitely be top tier stuff I tell you what.
To this day I still can’t understand why the video quality of Jaws 3 is borderline unwatchable.
It’s like it was shot on a camcorder. And ironically this is the movie with the visual gimmick of being in 3D.
They were unfamiliar with the equipment
@@HackTheMoviesBasically, they opted to go with a cheaper method to produce 3D than the other 3D movies at the time were using.
Wonder how many times Tony said Jawls rather than Jaws in this Episode? 😆
43 Jawls
2 Jaws
Take a shot everytime Tony says Jawls. Cheers Tony 🍸
Or jowls. 😂
All the times.
I lump Jaws 2 with RoboCop 2. A still decent movie that is also a sequal to a much superior movie. But with both Jaws 2 and RoboCop 2, ABSOLUTELY STOP THERE.
I agree.
Terminator too.
The Deer Hunter is a good movie. WHAT could have been Scheider's problem with THAT movie?
No lie, I was getting a JAWS 2 tattoo today and as we got started I open up my phone to see what I could watch as a distraction, and the live feed for this had just started. It was perfect.
Sorry, we talked bad about the movie while you were getting tattooed
Lol they’re dumb but I loved all 4 movies as a kid. I ain’t gonna defend em. It was fun hearing you guys trash em.
I'll never forget going to the Video rental store in 88 or so, and reading the back of the VHS box for Jaws 4. It said "After one of her sons dies in a tragic shark incident, Ellen Brody needs to get away. Grief stricken, she travels to the Bahamas." Nothing helps getting over grief more than a trip to the Bahamas!! LOL!! I have remembered that box since I was 12 or 13 years old! What a terrible movie!
My Ranking
1. Jaws
2. Jaws 2
3. Jaws 3(D)
4. Jaws The Revenge
I watched Jaws 3D as simply Jaws 3 on TV.
the revenge is the worst, they tried with 3. some effects are terrible, but 4.. many scenes are insanely stupid. The attack on Sean, there's blood already in the water before the attack. The ending, has a miniature of the shark and boat, reuses the ending of jaws when the shark died. the best sequel is 2, well shot, fair effects, it's darker, sure, some characters are annoying. some scenes were cut too soon, but it works. That's a film rule, the first sequel in a franchise is generally the best as it;s the one that works. 3 determines where the franchise goes. so, you just need Jaws and Jaws 2. there was meant to be 2 sharks at first. there IS suspense in a few scenes. there's great scenes. Jaws 2, solid sequel. Opening, HELICOPTER scene, ski scene and boat scene, the body popping up from the water, it's just blue fish, Martin showing the photo to the committee. the whole cable junction scene and end. all memorable scenes. the lobster scene even. The lost world IS good, there's no bad, worse Jurassic film.
Hot take, but I honestly think the first 20 minutes of Jaws 4 is the best content we got from the sequels. Just a shame the rest of the movie fell to pieces.
Nah, first hour or so of Jaws 2 beats that by far. Roy Scheider and Lorraine Gary are excellent. As good as they were in Jaws.
I had a recording of “Revenge” from HBO in 1988 and it had the impalement ending. I didn’t see the explosion ending till I was in my 30s and for a time I thought I was fucking crazy. Also Jake stayed dead in my version.
This. I never knew about the terrible alternate ending. I thought I was tripping and then seeing Jake pop up..I was like bro, what is happening right now?
so weird how the tv versions of movies have different scenes. Like Childs Play 2 the tv version has added scenes
I only remember the exploding shark and being confused still confused about that 😂 as a kid I hated 4 but now I enjoy it's fun it's bad but fun.
Jaws 3 was and still is my old childhood favorite sequel. One line from Jaws 3 is so over the top and goofy, is this line "Overman was killed inside the park. The baby was caught inside the park. Its mother is inside the park."
Pretty much sums up the whole movie…
The one with the roaring shark!!!
Jaws 2 is by far the superior sequel in the series. It is horribly underrated because it had to live up to the original (which is impossible). It has Roy Scheider, Murray Hamilton, Lorraine Gary and Jeffrey Kramer reprising their roles, and it has some well directed action sequences. The score was done by John Williams as well, and it definitely has a melancholic superiority over the original score in my opinion.
Jaws 3(D) and Jaws The Revenge shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence as Jaws 2.
I love to watch the first two jaws movies as loyal horror fan. Jaws 2 actually has the most brutal kill scenes in the jaws franchise! Then It's starts to get worse to jaws part 3 of a blue or green screen under Waterworld! Then part 4 the escape to a Caribbean Islands paradise an Jaws wanted taste of a lion shark screaming of a horrible ending! I probably laugh about that later.🤣😂😆😂😆hahahahaha
JAWLS!
Why are big fishies considered scary?🤔🦈
"I have never seen the film, and by all accounts it's terrible. I have however seen the house it built and that is fantastic " Michael Caines own words on being asked about Jaws iv!
Jaws 2-still totally enjoyable and feels like the original.
JAWS 3-totally absurd and so bad it's good.
Jaws the Revenge-terrible...not even fun.
PS-There was a Jaws 2 book. Revenge as well.
In this episode, we take a pawls to look at Jawls and find its flawls!
Total missed opportunity on Tony's part
What flawls?
"glass breaks" Stone Cold Steve Sharkston
Murray Hamilton played the mayor, to perfection.
I thought 2 was ok
What about Bigger Jaws?
Ahhh he’s too big. We should team up
@@spideyfan1990 oh my god we have a common enemy we have to work together!
I spent around 10 years in the business, and it's always hilarious to hear people who've never set foot in a ring tell me that I just "don't understand the product" 🤣🤣🤣
Also I love that sharks lack the lungs and vocal chords needed to roar. lol
J2 is the worst.Jaws 3 may be goofy but its fun, and Jaws 4 is worth the price of admission for the ridiculous moments like the shark roaring, and Mario Van Peebles accent. Two is just BORING BORING BORING. Most of the movie is spent on unlikeable teenagers you don't care about/ Its an especially boring movie if you have ever read the book, which depicts things like the water skier attack and the shark picture revelation ( in the book all clearly see a shark) as the exciting and scary moments they should have been. The water skier death is such a non event int the movie that I'm surprised they left it in.
The only really bad parts of Jaws 2 (to me) was Mike's annoying, overly-screaming girlfriend, Jackie... The creepy, greedy real -estate developer, Peterson, that bossed Brody around and lusted after his wife and Eddie's idiot girl , Tina ("Make it go away! Make it go away!)... and finally , the condescending, know-it-all woman examining the dead Killer whale on the beach... "Sharks don't take things personal, Mr. Brody"
@@TheSoleProprietor I completely agree with everything you said! Also the water skier death was a huge wasted oportunity for a much scarier kill . The version of that death in the book is terifying (and no one driving the boat pours gasoline on themselves lol) and could have been done with a PG rating
There is no Jaws 2 book, but there was a novelization of the movie. It’s pretty hard to find though.
There are a couple dozen on Ebay and at least 1 copy at every 1 out of 3 garage sales. Not that difficult to find.
Definitely not Jaws The Revenge. That movie is so bad that it overflow-errors into being great. It's like The Room. It's so fucking inept that you just laugh at how stupid it is.
It amazes me that even after 36 years they haven't made a sequel or a reboot of Jaws. Literally THE movie that created the Summer Blockbuster. Apparently the sequels were so god awful that no studio wants to touch the franchise. Not even my idea where a great white shark contracts rabies, but the shark doesn't die from it; it just becomes an ultra-violent killing machine, terrorizing a small quiet fishing town somewhere on the coast of Someplace, USA.
I've heard there's another shark movie that's pretty decent. Maybe the one with Ice Cube? IDK...I guess The Meg and its sequel are all we have to look forward to.
Great video! Just found your channel and subscribed!
Jaws was a movie that me and my father watched every single summer together . We live at the Cape so we fished together and would go crabbing and snorkeling. Anyway he passed away before my son was born. My son was born during the summer, I named him Brody because of the movie and my father. It sounds silly to most I’m sure but it means something to me.❤️
Halloween 2 is my favorite of all time . Thank you for letting us know that Michael is Jimmy from H2 . Me and my husband were just trying to figure out who he was . He kept saying it was Jason Patric which I knew wasn’t right.
Jake always died in my version. I recently saw him survive and was sooo confused.
Tony- I think you’re remembering a 1969 movie called “Hello Down There” about a scientist family that lives on the bottom of the seas with pet dolphins who fight sharks in one scene. It was on TV a lot when I was a kid, and I used to get these dolphins mixed up all the time too.
Apparently, It was on Imdb, Jaws The Revenge was originally supposed to be called Jaws'87. They had a new human antagonist Kyle Edwards who was going to be portrayed by Vincent D' Onofiro. He owned a Fishing Company and was going to capture Jaws and use him for profits. However He and his henchmen were going to kidnapped Ellen, Hoagie, Michael and Jake. Jaws would have killed Kyle's henchmen and Kyle himself and supposedly Jake too. Vincent D'Onofrio stated in an interview that he was attached to the project but later declined it due to his fear of Great White Sharks. Years later when he saw Jaws The Revenge on T.V. he regretted not being in it lol since he was a huge fan. Also his characteristics went to Vic Hoskins in Jurassic World.
Jaws - legendary. Jaws 2 - fine, unneeded sequel but fine. Jaws 3 - silly fun movie. Jaws The Revenge - boring.
No what you mean is, Jaws 2 - Exactly what Jaws would have been IF the shark had worked and there were no issues. People seem to forget that Jaws only turned out how it did because they had to come up with something because the shark didn't work most of the time.
It would be amazing to see Tony thrown threw a table 😂. In all seriousness though, I really do enjoy the reviews. Obviously 4 is the worst here. I could see 3 being argued as the worst but I don't think 2 is as bad as you said. It has been some time so maybe my memory is giving it a boost? I don't know, have a great week.😂
What kind of idiot doesn't know the difference between "through" and " threw?" You, evidently.
Doesn't the revenge have a shot in the end with the cast in the water where you see the water hitting against the horizon, because they are in that large tank?
Yes it does 🤣
I remember when Jaws 3D came on HBO our HBO guise for the month came with 3d glasses!!!
My favorite Jaws ripp-off is "The Car" directed by Elliot Silverstein.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I absolutely love that movie.
Nice haircut Tony. I’m prepared to hear myself laugh to death.
I know I’m like a year late but this was the first video of yours I watched and was in tears laughing throughout. I spend a ton of time driving so I binge all your videos. This is my 3rd time watching this one alone!
Jaws 2 is where they should've quit while they were ahead
Tony, what's your favorite Jawls movie poster?
Mine is the Polish poster for Jawls 2 - the one where the shark has two mouths! I'm not kidding, look it up, it's glorious! 😂
Bit disappointed you didn't talk about Jaws 19 that came out in 2015, oh well.
Still looked fake.
Tied between 3+4 but; without a doubt 3 I feel is worse. 4 is without a doubt THE worst but it’s humorously the worst which makes it a tad more entertaining
2-solid if not dated
3-bad
4-entreatingly entertaining despite its nonsensical nature
I've only heard of 3 and 4 because Doug Walker reviewed it as the Nostalgia Critic lol. The first is a masterpiece. I've never seen the second but I assume it's not as good as the first one.
(When was that touched? I left no typo who used my account?)
I have an issue with these Brody brothers. They are like 10 and 4 years old in the first movie 1975. Then they are appear to be 17 and 13 in the second movie 1978. Then they are 25 and 19in part three 1983. Then they are 30 and 21 in revenge 1987.
In Jaws 3D, they’re not dancing and celebrating the opening of the park or the Great White that’s in captivity…..that show with the hillbillies and the mud pool was an actual show at Sea World back in the day.
Before the show, in a super secret Patreon only one-way conversation. I dared Tony to ask him if pro wrestling was fake. He mentioned something about a "Goddamn weed whacker."
I thought he was having a senior moment, but now it all makes sense.
4, the 'Revenge' for What!?
Like the Damn Sharks were Related or Something....
And they Attacked First too....
Say what you like, but the opening of jaws 4 up to the point of Sean dying is terrifying
Are we gonna see a sequel to CHUM SHOT? More Crystal and Shark action.
Chum Shot 2 :The Face
Jaws 2. Excellent sequel..
Apparently I conflated parts of 1 and 2 in my head. I thought the shooting at the blue fish scene was in the original.
Yeah I always think the shark tower is in 1
Take a shot every time Tony says Jawls
Welp. I mean, I don't have to work tomorrow...
Saw JAWS the Revenge opening night back in '87. The impaling of the shark was the ending I saw and it is wayyy better than it just blowing up for no reason.
Jake isn’t doing the Jaws theme. The Jaws theme does not exist in their world. He’s imitating the sound of the heart monitor to scare Michael since they had recently tagged the shark.
11:13
Jawls the beginning 😂
I don't know why Spielberg rejected the lampoon idea for Jaws 3. Spielberg himself spoofed Jaws in "1941".
2 is boring, 3 is bad, 4 is so bad that it’s fun. At least that’s how I ranked them last time 20 years ago
25:00:sorry but Simon Charles pendered Mckorkindale who played the character Philip in Jaws 3 said in a TV interview that Jaws 3 was the biggest croc of s*it he'd ever had the misfortune to star in and was a blundering production embarrassment from the start,word has it that he resented just being there to be killed off with no depth being written for his character,others have stated that he thought his star status would award him not being chewed up by a shark in the first 20 minutes,tap Jaws 3/Simon mckorkindale in the You Tube search engine,you will probably come across the interview in question,this is You Tube right,you can find anything on here
I really really do enjoy jaws 3-D
JAWS should've been one movie
There is a movie called cocaine shark now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
There was a book-a novelization- of JAWS 2 written by a competent hack, Hank Searls,which I believe was a bestseller,judging by the number of copies I saw around.
A true film buff such as Greg Turkington (Real Mister Mpvies) knows that Jaws 3 is actually Jaws 4 and is a movie magic cinema classic!
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The fun thing with The Revenge is pointing out all of the times you can see the mechanicals of the shark.
Also, the shark looks like it is sporting an extra chromosome.
I watched #4 with the fam recently and so many of the things we said aloud, you did too (like the pov over water and Ellen’s memories of things she didn’t see).
Tony, big fan here. When are you going to cover the Phantasm series? Some great movies there....and some other ones😂
Jaws 3 is my least favorite of the sequels.
I watched Orca in the theater, I was like three or four. The reveal that the mate was pregnant shocked me.
You guys are nuts, Jaws 2 is a great popcorn movie. Nothing will touch the original, but the sequel is great.
Why does everybody who reviews movies seem to hate teenagers? Weren't YOU ever one yourself?
AND I HATED IT!