Worst Songs of All Time Bracket
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Thunder by Imagine Dragons is SO MUCH worse than radioactive. That song singlehandedly got me out of my imagine dragons phase in middle school
Yeah it's terrible. I used to be a *HUGE* Imagine Dragons fan. Night Visions was a great album. Once Thunder came out I was no longer a fan.
no but like, i like radioactive??? i’m not an imagine dragons fan but radioactive is just overplayed, not bad. thunder DESERVES to be on this list though
yeah at least radioactive is FUN!! thunder gives this mind numbing sensation in my brain
Agreed. Radioactive is fine. Thunder is physically annoying
Enemy is also worse
As a teacher, I genuinely believe that Tones and I owes 100% of their success to third graders because god they just can't get enough of that goddamn song
Those poor parents...
I can confirm, I have a cousin around that age. We're not even from an English-speaking country but kid loves that song.
genuinely terrifying
when i was working at a summer camp i would refuse to play that, if they asked i would just say i added it to the playlist
@@jessicawold modern hero
wow... 50 of the 64 being Quadeca songs seems harsh but gotta be subjective
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yea was shocked to see born yesterday win but it's alright ig
It's especially horrible considering Quadeca produced the other 14 as well, can't believe Hivemind did this
Do you mean objective bruh
OBJEctive
Now that I’ve actually heard What’s New Pussycat I now understand why people would go insane if they heard that 7 times in a row while trying to enjoy their lunch
especially at say, a salt and pepper diner
With my best friend John
interrupted by one It's Not Unusual only to go right back to What's New Pussycat
And maybe a short break… before going back to eleven more plays of what’s new pussycat that have to be shut off by the manager
there’s a very similar story of a guy playing “the boys are back in town” until he gets kicked out of a bar he frequents, one of my favorite reads tbh i highly recommend
Riley has an uncanny ability to dance and vibe out to songs he can't stand
Let me absolutely jam out to this song then say how much I hate it
Its oddly endearing lol
It's crazy lmao
this is his coping mechanism lmao
It’s a skill you develop when you date a girl with questionable music taste but always wants the aux lol
I was a stripper and the sheer amount of these songs I had to listen and dance to on a daily basis would blow your mind
So what was it like stripping to what’s new what’s new pussy cat
You have my sympathy
was? once a hoe, always a hoe srry
Did you ever have to dance to cbat?
@Gloop
I’d rather listen to cbat because the intro is glorious and the rest of the song is so goofy that you can’t hate it unless you’re the girl in the original story
I’m worried that Graydon’s dance monkey fetish might negatively affect the bracket. Please control him during this episode.
Poor Kremit, he hasn’t been heard from since hearing of the outcome 😭.
graydon is in this episode, not dignan. don’t feel bad it’s easy to make that mistake
@@nervousyoungclem silly me 😅
@@Kittenlebroni just want you to know i thought i genuinely lost my mind when i clicked on it when it said dignan and then it switched to graydon when i did a double take
I was your 1000th like :) coincidentally Dignan beat me 1000 times in his dungeon before I was considered for salvation
Thirsty is one of the few songs I have ever physically recoiled from the sound of
CBAT IS ANOTHER
Most AJR songs, for me. I heard "I'm Ready" in a camping equipment store once and I nearly had a panic attack.
YODELEYEE YODELEYEE YODELEYEE
every once in a while AJR makes a decent song, but that song is a fiend of its own
@@bellamango6708cbat is good
kind of crazy that “how much a dollar cost” by kendrick lamar and “yesterday” by the beatles made it to the semifinals of the “worst songs of all time bracket” but i wont say anything further for my own safety
You made me nearly stop watching
You’re kidding. How much a dollar cost is one of the greatest songs ever, who in their right mind voted🤦♀️
@@isabellacounts716 no one lol
@@isabellacounts716 love the Beatles slander
I was about to stop watching when they picked Imagine Fragons over Addison Rae 🤧
Riley spitting 2 bars off of a new Kid Rock song completely off the dome is one of the funniest things I’ve seen because that’s way too much commitment to just be for a bit lmao
glad someone mentioned it was my favorite part of the video
Riley watches Brad taste confirmed?
@@diamondrel5190 i was literally watching brad right before i clicked on this video LOL
nah the final verse of that song is fire
Do a top 64 most streamed songs on Spotify bracket. That would actually be so good. Seeing Goosebumps, God’s plan, closer and Dance Monkey on the same bracket would go so hard
This!
I need this in my life!
Closer? By NIN?
easiest sweep ever for xo tour life
@Musical Reverie Damn. NIN version is better imo
Considering it took ~3 months for them to do a second one, it would take 193 months for them to create 64 of these brackets so they could make a “worst of the worst” bracket, so in 16 years if things go the way there going then we’ll finally have the “worst of the worst” 64 bracket. It would also take 4,096 songs to get to that point
Also if you wanted the “worst of the worst worst” bracket it would take 12,352 months or 1,029.33 years and 262,144 songs
@@Maggiisdead good thing we have ai because this will happen
yay!
No need, peach scone is the worst song ever written
they're*
"Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana" this bar alone makes tone deaf the best song on the bracket
One of my favorite songs
Yeah Tone Deaf is not worse than High Hopes. No way
@@danwillreview tone deaf might be the worst song on the bracket tbh, most annoying beat and flow ever, a 5 minute song that feels like a 23 minute intro to a song that never starts.
@@robintetris see I think it's one of the least egregious songs here. There are worse and more annoying songs on that very record. His lyrics are pretty by-the-numbers for him, sure. The only problem with the song is that it doesn't really evolve or do much to separate the verses from the chorus. I'll take an inoffensive and bland Eminem track any day over that Brokencyde garbage, or AJR, or Whiteboy, or that Corpse track, or Hate My Life, or Dance Monkey. These songs are aesthetically and musically atrocious, harmful to the soul lmao
@@robintetris I love the beat personally
abcdefu got nominated because it was an industry plant job. They made it go tik tok famous with spam then acted like she was an independent artist trying to get her music out.
Ice spice type beat
I saw someone saying abcdefu was better than all Weeknd songs, and the dude was a Weeknd fan, sometimes you just gotta keep those opinions to yourself
Could it also be that it’s an awful song?
@@princegobi5992it's no that bad
I'm not saying it's good
Yeah it’s really obvious when on the radio, there are whole segments praising artists like Jax and Gayle for being “independent” when they came out of nowhere with bad songs that nobody likes
I get that you don’t fuck with the whole Bulgaria thing but the amount of Quadeca songs seems excessive
and kinda rude truly. i knew quadeca for about 19 years now, im moving in with him tomorrow and i cant believe they would slander the love of my life like this. im considering suing.
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We stand with bulgaria 🇦🇶🇦🇶
@@kwestionablplus REALLY
@@GutchVaderwhy would people on the internet lie to you ever
There is literally a comment on tom McDonald’s white boy where a guy says something like “I’m in my 60’s and despise rap but I dig this!” You can’t make this shit up😭
thats ever tom macdonald fan. pandeing is a hell of a thing
i saw the same comment on pump rock x heavy metal
That’s the entire comment section for Tom McDonald’s songs and social media.
What's even funnier is that you're offended by it
@@Sigierfield45 im not
Overplayed songs and musically bad songs are not the same, also Dignan owes me $7.83 and he knows why
He is not ever paying you back for that pocket knife, especially after the brutal, nefarious crimes he has committed with it.
If a song is bad AND overplayed it's definitely a contributing factor
Which songs specifically?
@@itzgrimmyy4385 Sail fucking slaps and deep down everyone knows it.
@@bfc9467 Heard the metal cover from Devildriver yet?
in 6th grade we had typing class every week and my teacher was so obsessed with Magic by B.o.B. she would play it on repeat the entire hour while we were trying to learn to type. felt like a black mirror episode.
Wtf is typing class?
@@JuBeeZ106 Not necessarily. I had that in my UK education as well.
@@williamd2989 yeah i think it might be a zoomer thing, i had a typing class too
@@nightrose6116I’m not so sure about that. Even though we had IT classes, we were never taught how to properly write using a keyboard. Instead, we were told how to use commands in Microsoft Excel! For whatever godforsaken reason….
@nightrose6116 I think it's the opposite. It's gotta be an older millennial thing. Cause Zoomers don't nwet to learn to type. They already know how.
The moment when Riley talks about Sail playing everywhere and sings "MAYBE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF" gets me everytime, I can't stop laughing.
Whoever put Angelic 2 the Core on this list definitely meant the whole album and just couldn't decide which track
I'd totally pick Crossed The Line. That song crosses MY line, Corey Feldman grunting in my ear sexual style makes me want to die
@@chuckmcluckin6082 i almost choked laughing
@@chuckmcluckin6082 We should do a whole bracket for every song on the album
That's not even the worst song on the album either. By quite a stretch as well.
@@chuckmcluckin6082 "we wanted change" imo... WEEeeEEeEeeEEee were together, weeEEeEEeEe wanted change..
Temporary Secretary was written purely because Paul McCartney thought a Secretary that was Temporary was so god damned funny he had to write a whole song about it
It's kind of amazing how many songs in McCartney's discography exist because he thought of a song, said "that'd be funny" and then made it
@@carnauris1726 lol what a mad lad 😂
@Your frog☸️ TEMPORARY 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@@theofficialthehomedepottmy9160 🔥🔥 SECRETARY 🤤🤤
@@seraphrakuro🤬🤬🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️TEMPORARY
This is the first time ever I want dancemonkey to win
It’s literally the worst sound ever conceived. It was precisely crafted to be ass
I actually like that song, but everybody hates it
@@Mani_- I understand that music taste is subjective, but I want to understand, how can you possibly like Dance Monkey, I'm really just trying to understand, because I don't understand how anyone could like that song.
No way its worse than Whiteboy and Happy ending 💀
@@Mani_- i also understand that music taste is subjective, but your music taste is wrong and you shouldn't listen to music anymore
As someone who worked at Build A Bear not too long ago, I’d rather get broken glass mashed up my cooter than ever be subjected to Dance Monkey again.
I agree but crazy comparison 😂
their take on megan trainors ‘mother’ is going to haunt this channel for ever
It’s especially funny cause in the samples episode with NFR podcast Riley said it was one of the worst songs he had ever heard
with the way they were laughing at the beginning of that convo i thought they were doing a bit, i was laughing with them and everything... and then they kept going 😭😭😭
it's a good song!
It’s bad but not awful, it’s definitely not as fucking bad as Hate my Life which has lines about pedophilia
It’s terrible content wise but in terms in production it’s inoffensive
I'm now terrified of how many of these songs i actually enjoyed at some point of my life
Abcdefu 💀 I used to like it a concerning amount
@@Zatoka. nah nobody like tha you jus gay
Saying moves like jagger is annoying made me think they’re just genuinely trolling and I still can’t tell
@@Apollozona it is though
@@Zatoka. this ain’t it
No way Dream won over Paul McCartney, what a time we live in
nah cuz like as much as I love this channel, nothing pisses me off more than their bracket vids cuz 90% of it is just B A D takes lol
Honestly Temporary Secretary is such a bop
I hate dream and love the Beatles but... temporary secretary is... ew
@@Meatball996the dream song is the only piece of music that has genuinely made me physically recoil
@@Meatball996temporary secretary is hard asf gang
That hobo Johnson song actually makes me feel like I need to curl up in a ball and cry. It’s as if something is crawling under my skin trying to get out. I’m addition to this my anxiety goes to a level I didn’t even know existed
Honestly its kind of impressive they managed to make a song that induces such strong feelings (in a bad way)
I collapsed to the floor upon hearing “Thirsty” by AJR. I will be suing.
I actually quite like a lot of AJR songs, but oh lord, yeah, that ain't one of them.
Is one of their earlier songs though so it makes sense.
That song sucks dude
I mentally prepared myself for a wannabe thirst trap and got punched in the face by YODELING
@@toto.dreamer not just yodeling, autotuned yodeling
Riley went from “Mother by Meghan Trainor is one of the worst songs I’ve heard in a while” to “I actually kinda like it” in however long it’s been since the NFR video. What an arc
he did say in the context of listening to this playlist or whatever. dont know how much that means.
That song is absolutely fucking awful though if we’re being real.
I can’t believe that mother isn’t just outright the winner off the bat. Who is the song about??? What’s the perspective??? And personally white people shouldn’t be allowed to use 50’s bullshit anymore lmao
I genuinely love temporary secretary. It’s so fucked up and stupid but it also goes so hard. The fact that Paul McCartney made it in 1980 just makes it so funny. There’s no other song like it.
i also love it just because it's so fucking funny that paul mccartney had the audacity to make such a ridiculously stupid song and it's also just catchy enough for me to enjoy listening to it
it has that "so bad it's good" quality to me
one time I had a dream and lil dicky's earth was playing and I was so pissed and angry at it I started clawing my skin off
u just like me fr
u just like me fr
u just like me fr
Me, personally, I would do that if I was awake
that is a joke song tho
Making the entire bracket Stevie Wonder songs "because he's blind" seems a little harsh
Dont worry, its not like Stevies gonna SEE this video
@@JaspaxSTOP DJEBFJJSBE
We need to return to the normal hivemind comments about murder, tax fraud, my mom, and Dignan instead of doing a fantano thing
@@MichaelTurner856 I'm still mad my thing for Hivemind Unlimited didn't catch on, where I'd comment about how them doing incredible acts of kindness like saving my mother from a car wreck or spending their weekends teaching underprivileged kids
@@timgehrsitz3267 I agree and was not involved in Dignans's uncle's tragic accident at the grand canyon
Don't know if it's an unpopular opinion but many of their takes are completely ridiculous. Sail by AWOLNATION (for example) and Mask by Dream being in the same bag AND Sail being voted as worse is crazy to me.
I don’t think they chose the brackets they’re in but Mask is SO SO much worse
yeah, a lot of these takes seem to be "this song has personally annoyed me more" and not "this song is actually worse"
Yeah they’re just trying to be counter culture
Bruh Saying Earth is worse than the literal ear rape that is Cbat was the turning point for me
tbh i feel more while listening to mask just because of how goddamn hilarious it is
13:02 might be my favorite hivemind moment ever
I had to pull over to get through the laughing 😂
I was so scared this would be a "hating on stuff liked by teenage girls because it's liked by teenage girls" from the intro but so relieved it's not
Most of those TikTok teenage girl breakup songs could’ve easily filled the bracket
when you realize friday is just what a lot of modern singers sound like
It would’ve been too obvious. Most songs that teenage girls like are horrible.
@@tacomonster1856 i'd argue that most modern music directed at men sucks. drugs, sex and swearing does not make good music
@@anakinsmith4770 so you think that mumble rap is directed to only men? Half the listeners of the big rappers are teenage girls. Even then at least the actual beats themselves are good compared to the “teenage girls music”
Radioactive is like Frozen. A good thing that everyone got sick of because they couldn't escape it.
i feel like if people opened there ears and listened to more than a handful of songs they wouldn't get sick of them. i have over 5000+ songs but bands i listen to and only bon jovi's bad medicine and nickelback's rockstar have fallen and risen in favor over time.
I don't think that is true. People clowned on it since before it was a single because homie has a punchable face.
@@tmw3489 That is not a good reason those sort of people should not be listening to any music that has a video attached.
@@anakinsmith4770 i was not replying to you not have i read your comment.
Those songs were always bad
Dance Monkey is the only song out of those that makes me viscerally sick. Whenever I hear that poisonous song I feel like I need to dig my insides out
theres such an ugly vibe to the song just imagining the song is gross
Referring to #Selfie as dubstep gave me psychic damage
as an EDM fan and enjoyer of dubstep and unenjoyer of the Chainsmokers, yes.
@@vulturesmusic1617domt even make me think about Closer
I love a lot of songs by The Chainsmokers, but even with that I fucking hate Selfie
Their old remixes from before Selfie were peak Chainsmokers
It blows my mind how many of these songs play at Walmart on a daily basis
For the past decade too
I work at Walmart and whenever they play High Hopes they censor out the word "killing" even tho its not talking about actually killing someone. Makes the song that much worse
@@BradenArends I love it when they play fancy like Applebees 5x a day
@@ctmomsagainststreetracing1 fax. honestly shocked that one wasn't in this video.
@@BradenArends they dont even censor it that well. Its clear what he says. Theres a lot of bad jarring censorship on walmart radio.
i actually think that on the floor by icejjfish is incredibly ahead of its time and has only grown on me to the point where i enjoy it unironically
Ok this is an INSANE take
@@harrisonkaltenbach7325 nah this is an S tier take
This is weird because IceJJFish is a joke act.
no but i actually agree.
People just get on the internet and say things.
i’m upset at the lack of falling in reverse representation here. I’m consistently amazed at Ronnie Radke’s ability to make anything he touches hilariously awful.
Also blood on the dance floor
Dahvie vanity deserves a spot
Especially the ones with Jefferee star
I LOST MY WAY AGAIIINNN
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME, TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE, ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COOOOINS!
@@ASCENSiON_ Gling!
I think I suggested their Gangsta’s Paradise cover in the Discord server
As someone who never got on the hate train for Meghan Trainor like others have, every time I hear “Mother,” a part of me wants to die.
@@Free.zen. As someone who doesn’t use TikTok, that didn’t ruin the song for me
The first time I heard Meghan was when I was waiting in line at T-Mobile. They had All About That Bass playing loudly on a nearby speaker. I instinctively found it so offensively stupid and annoying, that I reached out and turned the volume down on their machine (an action which I consider to be very poor manners).
@@baiwatch1 Lol! 😂
cbat literally isn't a bad song, it's just a terrible sex song. outside of the memes and discourse surrounding it it goes insane. shoutout hudmo
HudMo is goated. Newest album is so tight.
That song makes my teeth hurt.
that song is so dumb I can't like it at all
What? Its good because of how objectively and laughably awful it is
@@akoji why do you hating
“The unwarranted magnitude of it” for unholy was a really perfect way to explain why a lot of songs make me want hang it up early.
That's why I hate Cody Fry
I used to be a volunteer at the Toledo Zoo. Sometimes I'd have to set up an educational display in the tunnel for 3 hours at a time. Hearing the "I love my zoo" song on repeat is what I blame for my insanity
I just discovered this channel about a week ago, and I listened to these videos at work. A very bad idea, because I would constantly giggle and start laughing right in front of customers at the grocery store I work in. I put on this video for the first time, and I was sitting in the back working on something with the computers - and when 42:35 played, I wheezed so hard that I had tunnel vision, couldn’t see anything in front of me, I couldn’t feel my fingers, and I couldn’t breathe. When I caught my breath and my vision back, I didn’t know where I was or what was even happening. 3OH!3 made me laugh so hard it almost killed me. Terrifying, but incredibly funny.
I worked at a summer camp, we played music a lot, and Dance Monkey played minimum 3 times a day. It is now my least favorite song ever.
Them putting "Radioactive" in worst songs bracket breaks my heart knowing a year ago they said "might as well be number 1 in my heart" on the "guess which song did not go #1 on billboard"
Gotta chase that clout
insane to me because ive always hated this song
Really don’t understand how that song can even be hated so badly. Is it overplayed or overdramatic? Maybe, sure. But is it anything even universally as objectively stupid, obnoxious and annoying as Dance Monkey!? They’re nowhere near comparable
@@shadow-squid4872 by comparison to dance monkey yeah i agree with you it isn't that bad however for me despite it being overplayed the chorus has always annoyed me and i hated the instrumental it can be just as obnoxious with the wub bass, the lyrics have always been just vague enough for me to laugh at
Radioactive is one of the better imagine dragons songs tbh, their 2012 album was actually pretty solid from what I can remember. I feel like thunder would've been a better choice; way more annoying.
It's crazy to remember how fast the rise and fall of Hobo Johnson was. They were on the NPR tiny desk contest and then in less than a month people were done with them.
i just looked him up on instagram and he sells out his shows which is unbelievable to me 😭
I wonder why 💀
I dont know who that is, still. like im here and i heard the clip and i came to the comments to figure out who he is. i still don't know
@@paigey-poo4235 He's just a boy with vocal fry that shout raps emo poetry over bad music. He did a real good job of seeming talented with their first song until you realize every song he has is just that.
@@paigey-poo4235 to avoid being hateful he does a very specific style of rap that i personally dont like, its very similar to someone who is nervous to present their slam poetry
Barbie Girl by Aqua could've gone further in the bracket on account of my personal bias. Once at high school in music class I believe, we got the assignment to form duo's and create some kind of performance. Two of my classmates were twins, a brother and sister. They performed Barbie Girl. Ever since that occured, the song has incestuous implications to me. I will be forever scarred by that shit. I mean the performance kinda slapped but the mental image is putrid.
Sharpay and Ryan energy
Why would your personal bias factor into their list???
alabamian barbie
Theres something so charming to me about the aqua singers voice. Like i should be repulsed by it but it doesnt repulse me quite enough so im instead intrigued by it. I also think its like actually camp, where as a lot of songs try to be camp but dont go far enough for dont know what camp is.
I mean ruth handler named the barbie and ken dolls after her 2 kids Barbara and kenneth, so take that as you will
“Pipe bomb in my urethra” is my new favorite quote - these songs must of drove me insane because I was crying laughing
embarrassed to say that this bracket is basically a perfect 50/50 split of songs I actually do enjoy and songs I absolutely despise.
edit: i wrote a list in the replies of all the ones i like if you're curious
I’m very curious what songs in this bracket you enjoy
Same💀
I think most of the songs are there not for theyre sheer badness, but for the notoriety of they're stank. For exemple, radioactive is definitely not a 64 wort song of all time. But it might be the one that got overplayed the most
@@Ed.strell when I say enjoy I do mean in a guilty pleasure kinda way (especially since some of these hold a lot of nostalgia for me) but I'm willing to embarrass myself further, so here they are:
Radioactive
Moves like jagger
Prom Queen
E-Girls are ruining my life (it's good gym music I swear)
Mother
Drummer Boy
Judgemental C**t
Cbat (would never do the dirty to it though)
Sail (no excuse for this one, it's just pure nostalgia)
Temporary Secretary
#SELFIE (again no excuse haha)
East
Everywhere I Go (nostalgia for my emo phase)
Magic
My First Kiss (emo phase)
Barbie Girl (goes HARD)
Big Bang Theory (despite how problematic it is I love the show)
Angelic 2 the Core (literally insane but like that makes it better)
We Built This City
Astronaut In The Ocean
Ice Ice Baby
Shake It Off
Good Girls Go Bad (blame the emo phase again for this one and the next)
DONTTRUSTME
Tone Deaf (bornana)
All the Things I Hate About You
not exactly 50%, but getting close
@@zombi6751 thank you for mentioning bornana. It wouldn't make it past the first round for me because i at least find that enjoyable lol
Brokencyde could make Temporary Secretary but Paul could never make Freaxxx
As a Japanese man….. let it be known that comment about two little bows hurt and subsequently was the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all night touché
Riley was really off the henny in this one
It's amazing how their entire career is based on having opinions about music and every single time they exhibit those opinions they are objectively wrong
Facts lmao
It is sort of ironic how it’s what they represent and people don’t agree, but that’s why it is their opinion. Just because someone has a favorable or a popular opinion it doesn’t make it right
i mean they’re right though peach scone is the most anger inducing sickening song in this bracket it is so fucking god awful
Big Hobo Johnson fan?
I actually didnt disagree with much on this one. Dance monkey would've made it further but thats about it
Bros really went from saying they never want to hear Sail to saying Mask isn't that bad... How are we supposed to take this seriously
And they thought everywhere I go by Hollywood undead is bad 😂
@@alexthebudgie9071 everywhere I go is a fucking banger
@@rainingwhenidieprecisely! I don't see how everywhere I go made it's way on the board
@@AnAceBritthe lyrics get worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and
@danwillreview it's a nice trip down memory lane, and I personally enjoy the lyrics, hella catchy
the reason drunk and hot girls is on graduation was because the entire song got leaked right after graduation was released. it was supposed to go on his next album but since it was leaked it was just put on graduation. you can even hear how much more it sounds like 808s and heartbreak in the song
didnt drunk and hot girls also interpolate like some random 1970s german rock song or something?
Yeah it samples Can, a pretty important Krautrock band. Not a great Kanye song. But as always the samples are impeccable.
@@nedisahonkey Krautye lmao
I hate Dance Monkey with a burning passion. I once went to a fair where they played it 3+ times and I felt like tearing my hair out.
The singer is so obnoxious, how she can't even properly pronounce any of the words and has the speech inflections of a 2 year old
It’s a song that’s objectively annoying and especially stupid sounding, whereas anything Imagine Dragons has made us just simply overplayed or overdramatic at worst, I really cannot even grasp to understand how so many people think Thunder, Believer, or especially Radioactive and Demons are somehow bad songs
@@shadow-squid4872 Imagine Dragons is just painfully mediocre
@@symptomofsouls Mediocre is still leagues above horrible, especially when it comes to being considered one of the worst songs of all time
@@shadow-squid4872 True. There is much worse than Imagine Dragons. I can't stand the pop rock bands. Them, Train, Coldplay. But it gets way worse. Cardi B, Ice Spice, Li'l Pump, whoever that chick who sings the monkey song is.
But again my music tastes genuinely scare people. Out there headbanging to Paleface at 6AM. One time I accidentally gave myself a concussion by hitting my head full force into a steel beam while headbanging to the drum solo from Demolisher. I'm convinced I gave myself permanant brain damage because I have had a speech impediment for months since then
oh boy let me know if you ever do worst EX-WIFE of all time, I have a contender 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I said thats not a cow, thats my wife😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
HAHAHAHOOOOOOOOO
You sir have won the internet today! 😂
LFO is a really tragic story.... 3 of the 4 members died young. The last remaining member feels like he has to keep touring as LFO to honor them.
Whaaaaat really??! That’s so terrible I had no idea. I’m 34 as mentioned in the video so I love that song so much.
@@starmanda88 The awful songs from our era were still fun. I feel like that isn't the case now :(
All four are dead.
@@CompaSystem not true. Brad Fischetti is alive
Magic by B.o.B. even being on this list is absolutely criminal
Flatline was right there, it should've taken Magic's place.
same with sail, that song is so good
@@MYSTIC5925 MAYBE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF 🤟🤟💯💯
No I fucking hate that song lmao
Nah, is east.
I will say, I saw Sir Paul perform Temporary Secretary live, it was actually quite good. Then I bought (and listened to) the cd, and had to figure out why it sounded like that
Radioactive isn’t even the worst Imagine Dragons song. You could do this list and fill it with just Imagine Dragons. My pick would be Cutthroat. That song sounds like an anxiety attack.
That song almost singlehandedly destroyed any hope I had left for Imagine Dragons. And then Mercury's full release crushed all my remaining desire to listen to them.
Radioactive was my favorite song when I was a little kid and seeing it hated makes me so sad 😭
Wow. I read your comment, and looked it up. That song is hot ass.
not sure how but I found a way to like cutthroat. I think it’s good but that’s not a hill I’ll die on
@@jdjdieoenrf to their credit, it’s very original. They broke their own mold for it. That doesn’t make it good, but I’ll give them props. Same goes for Dull Knives. Arguably pretty bad. One of Mr. Dragons worst vocal performances BUT it’s clearly a decision.
Also it just sounds like Creep by Radiohead
Genuinely upset Sail was included. I love that song to death and no one can stop me.
yeah it does kinda seem like half of the songs are just things that were on the radio while i was in high school
Same
sail fuckin slaps
Its so good
The song always reminds me of the deer farting meme
I would really enjoy hearing about the influence of traditional Irish folk music of the 16th-17th century on popular music today
Preach brother, preach
Graydon’s commentary is really witty here and I think that’s underappreciated
Cannot BELIEVE how many of these songs are in my heavy rotation. Very humbling.
I wouldn't feel to humbled if I were you. They were completely subjective with their opinions, didn't even seems to structure them on a consistent logical basis.
Everyone has opinions, and theirs is mostly trash. Keep doing you girl.
Nuh uh their taste just sucks
They just took popular songs and shit on them for clicks
@@betterthanwho181none of these are popular most of them are garbage lmao
A lot of these songs are not that bad, but overplayed when they were popular.
Hence why almost every song on here is a top 40 hit. Y'all have NO idea the amount of garbage is floating around the internet.
I mean, yeah, the actual worst song is probably the debut single from an unknown local emo metal band of 14 year old boys who just learned to play instruments, with a vocalist screaming (but doesn't know how so it sounds like a cat being run over) lyrics about how girls are terrible because Jane from history class is not returning his texts. All of this is recorded in a garage on a phone and you can hear cars going past in the background. That song, which probably exists, is technically slightly worse than Ed Sheeran. However, I've never been forced to listen to Hypothetical Emo Boys so it's not very relatable, but I have had to listen to Ed Sheeran and I want catharsis for that.
@@dm9910honestly... Hypothetical Emo Band is actually a good idea for a band name. I think that's just me.
Anyway yeah Ed Sheeran would be worsen
@@dm9910 that sounds like those tiktokers making those fuck you ex songs
Yeah, there wasn’t “Report, Report, Report” by TLT on the list and while that probably isn’t the worst song, it still is much worst than about half of these songs (at least in my opinion)
Not trying to be a "kids these days..." kind of person, but look at chart hits from before the 90s - yes there was garbage, but even the stuff on heavy rotation was miles better than anything on here. Especially when it's not about what you like the most but about what is simply unbearable.
Radioactive is a good song based solely on it being written for the infamously doomed Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark production. The beat drop really makes the sickening thud of a harnessed actor hitting the stage so much more immersive.
I believe this is just a myth, which makes Radioactive much worse.
I wish i hadn't looked this up because it's a myth and i was really hoping radioactive was about a radioactive spider biting peter parker.
songs still ass
I always associated it to the assassins creed 3 trailer
my exes cousin had a playlist with only falling in reverse and tom macdonald and played it on loop on a six hr round trip car ride it was hard to recover from the shock i experienced that day
They should never let these men around music again💀
All these songs suck bro
I'm only watching to make sure that they aren't actually being serious...
Don’t tell on yourself bro
They didn't. Nothing on this list is music.
@@goose916 burnnnnnn
temporary secretary is lowkey a banger. if there's a part 2 i hope there's a blood on the dancefloor song - really any of them would work
That's a war crime
never wank off to temporary secretary worst mistake of my life
temporary secretary scratched something in my brain. i like really weird music and that song was definitely just too ahead of it’s time
I know BOTDF's music is objectively some of the most vile, horrible music on the face of the earth, but from a moral standpoint they shouldn't even talk about them because we shouldn't give that sicko anymore attention or publicity.
I love temporary secretary! Can’t even believe it’s on this list! It’s like the shining being nominated for a razzie
Personally, I like Everywhere I Go. It's just so raunchy and the "when i go drinking" part is pretty catchy. As for magic, i hate it because it gets stuck in my head.
Nah Fr it slaps, even if it ain’t your cup of tea, you can’t have it in the worst song ever
i came to the comments just to find someone saying this
If you think that’s bad, every time I hear that stupid massage song, it’s stuck in my head for a little bit. And then I’m forced to remember every single thing wrong with that song, because it’s not just racism.
I had a heavy HU phase and promptly fell off of them hard when I became too self-aware, I've finally hit a point in my life where I can say they're still edgy and/or frat white boy music, but they got some bangers and Everywhere I Go is just the right amount of stupid fun for me to still enjoy when I'm drinking with friends.
I had a HU phase in middle school and Everywhere I Go is still a banger. Frat boy energy and definitely stupid, but it's dumb fun
i actually really want to hear about irish folk songs relationship with pop music, im very sad that he shut him down to be honest.
Same that actually broke my heart, I feel so bad for him
Could you please do a best songs of all time bracket, and include Dignan’s freestyle he did to the beat of Ice Ice Baby in the back of my 97 Chevy?
It was really nice of Dignan to hold back on his violent outbursts this time! Very few casualties today compared to the last bracket that left 17 people in the hospital. So proud of you, Diggy!
my cousin's ex boyfriend was a member of LFO and taught me a lot about art as a kid, so for personal reasons I was very happy to see Summer Girls win the better song in that matchup lol
I grew up loving that song, my first thought was "Whaaat, who doesn't know Summer Girls?!" and then remembered the mostly younger audience. Graydon is so accurate though, I'll be 34 this year 😅
I heard my wife singing Unholy and immediately recognized it as the Cry Me A River pre chorus but "Phyrgianized". I told her it was stolen and she hasn't talked to me since.
You guys are the most comedic duo I’ve ever seen or heard, the twists and turns you put on your games just makes me laugh so hard. Me and Dignan did not collaborate to shoot John F. Kennedy
as a limp bizkit fan the fact that there is no bizkit on this bracket id astounding
Hot take: Limp Bizkit didn't have any bad songs. People just didn't like Fred Durst's vibes.
@@justinwescott8125i agree with you about the second part, but even the most diehard Limp Bizkit fan would never say they don't have some bad songs. Just listen to almost anything off of Results May Vary
@@thetreeofclues fr i love the first three albums but results may vary was NOT a good album
@@thetreeofclues Sorry, I meant to say they didn't have any bad songs on the radio. I was thinking about their popular songs in my head.
But somehow these goobers would end up with one of their good songs like Take a Look Around
I fucking love Everywhere I Go and nobody can tell me otherwise. It's not an artistic masterpiece but it's so much fun to dance to and sing to
I ironically quote the "wake up, grab beer, grab rear, shave beard" around my friend's all the time. This song has some very cringe lines lol
RIGHT I WAS SO MAD IT WAS ON THIS LIST THAT SONG FKN SLAPS IDC
i cant remember if its Everywhere I Go or B*tch*s but one of the best lines from them is just him screaming "IM A PED0PHlLE!!!!!!" 💀💀💀
@@crackpipe_mike6963 It was in Bitches
I despise the lyrics to a bunch of Hollywood Undeads song but holy shit, their instrumentals are fire
What needs to be taken into account is, if the song is not bad/okay until its overplayed, i.e. Radioactive, Shake It Off, etc., that needs to be taken into account
radioactive was always bad tho
@@thetreeofclues lmao then it wouldn't have the popularity it has today
@@OrtegaSauce No. See, music is entirely subjective. What you listen to and think of as "great" I can turn around and say, "Goddamn, I would rather listen to two cats trapped in a Hefty garbage bag killing each other than torture myself for even 3 more seconds with Radioactive."
You feel me, yo?
@josephschultz3301 yea, I get what you're saying. And with that in mind, I would say it would make you a very unreliable source to trust what "good" or "bad" music is, despite it being subjective. That's why keeping in mind how many people liked some of the songs in this bracket should be considered bc otherwise, it just makes this entire bracket biased and unreliable.
And I also get this is just their opinions, this isn't the end all be all of what the worst songs are, I just think they could do it better.
@@OrtegaSaucehave you seen their list of most streamed songs on spotify?
I haven't watched the video yet. But if "All about that Bass" by Meghan Trainor isn't strongly considered I cant take this list seriously.
And the fact that they like “mother” by her 🤮
@@popp1040To be fair, it isn’t THAT bad. I certainly don’t like it but it’s not throw up awful. Dance Monkey, though…
@@alteregobruhopposite. dance monkey is boring but it’s chill. mother… can’t defend that.
@@slytherinlady3907 Dance Monkey is anything but chill. Her voice is so grating, it’s like a fork on a plate. It just sounds bad.
Dear Future Husband will always be the song by her that I hate the most
Graydon's increasing worry for corey feldman's well being was great
Someone showed me Peach Scone by Hobo Johnson in a psych ward and it changed me for the worse (i was at rock bottom already)
someone played that song during music therapy at my psych ward and it nearly became my 13th reason
I hate Peach Scones, but the awkward embarrassment of the song is something I can totally relate to bc I am not very good at social interaction.
I liked that they argued on certain first song decisions. Songs can be objectively bad from a musical standpoint, but you could still like it personally and that's just life.
I'm actually going to disagree with you on that, there is a reason to why things are universally pleasing in some cases and saying the well even a line by itself can be art argument, is a stupid one, what people don't consider is art is based on the amount of effort and thought put into how it's made, zero thought isn't art.
@@soulplayrt463 A banana taped to a wall was sold as a piece of art 3 times for a substantial amount. It's praised by contemporary artists and still has displays in art museums to this day. Art isn't something tangible that can be defined simply. It depends on each person what they define art as. If yours is simply that it has to have effort and thought, a line drawn on a piece of paper is both of those things since it took effort to draw the line and thought to determine what to use to draw the line and if they were going to do a straight or wiggly line. Regardless, if that's what art means to you (or if you meant that they need to suffer for their art or it has to have a deep meaning and be skill trained over time) and I disagree and that's just life.
@@rita8274 that isn't art, that's a mental widespread assinine decision made by people, look at the internet, there everywhere, ya know what else someone did at an art gallery, took off there glasses and left them in a corner. That is not art. art does have merits based on one factor, how much thought and effort was made, because that is what people trully appreciate about great art. Alot of people in the world want to watch it burn, I'm not surprised that some taped a banana to a wall and called it a day. By the very definition that all art can be a better version of itself if given more effort you are wrong.
@@soulplayrt463 you're right that the glasses wasn't intentional art, especially since I believe it was a prank to poke fun at people, but people saw an artistic idea in it even if only a moment. There's art and there's great art, those are separate things and typically defined by what other people decided it is/was good art... often after that artist died. They didn't find the value in that art before death but some asinine ideal that because this artist was suffering and devoted their entire life to the art made it more "artistic and valuable". Which to me is way more crazy to believe than thinking squiggly lines on a canvas isn't art. It isn't great art but how much someone suffers shouldn't be the quantifying determination of great art either. Your statements also confuse me because in one you're say effort and thought are the most important but the next you're like "all art can be a better version of itself if given more effort you are wrong."??? The banana art is literally made by an artist who specializes in satire and humor to make statements about society through several different mediums, he puts a lot of effort and thought into his art that you literally define as not being art because you don't personally understand it. That's pretentious at best and egotistical at worst.
No songs cannot be objectively bad
Even though some of Dignan's early work is a little rough, his newer stuff has really been to my liking. I can understand it's not for everyone though.
His work with Kennedy in ‘63 is timeless!
Being a bad song doesn’t mean I won’t blast it when I’m in a moment of need. I’ve chosen to play many of these. We all have our vices 😢
i never understood the Hobo Johnson hate lmao
@@CiiREWHAT
@@CiiREI understand that Hobo's music is cringe by design, and it's impressive that he can do it so well...but if you're not in the mood to listen to songs that sound like they were written by an insecure chronically-online teenager, they are rough listens 🤢
I completely forgot #SELFIE existed holy shit, hearing that was like getting hit with a freight train
I love how after the first round they gained appreciation for the songs. Especially when compared to hobo Johnson.
Really love how everything on the list is a song, besides the entirety of Angelic 2 The Core, just the whole album, because they couldn’t choose one song for being the worst
They are all bafflingly bad, but I’d put in my vote for “We Wanted Change” as the clear worst
@@ochrence ascension millennium is my least favorite because it shows some potential, sets you up for disappointment in the rest of the album
Now that the bracket has been reverse engineered, now "Worst Tom Macdonald songs bracket" has to be done
Worst AJR song bracket would go crazy too, they have so many songs that could’ve easily taken Thirsty’s place
Tom Macdonald doesn’t deserve even that much attention
I don’t want to subject the hivemind boys to that though 😭
Every song would draw
@@jumnyum yeah he already gets too much
I worked at American Eagle for a few months back in high school and the music they played would put this list to shame. There's one song in particular that still haunts me to this day called "Pictures of People Taking Pictures" by Jack Johnson.
Another win for Quadeca... This man is on fire!
Magic by B.o.B sends me back to 2006 and I’m standing in the middle of the Disney store and I don’t have a concept of anything bad yet so for that I cannot ever hate it
that song came out in 2010 but sure
@@lilysmith9448 whoops
i love temporary secretary. it still makes me laugh extremely hard. protip, the original version has absolutely nothing on this cover my friends and i once found. temporary secretary by donny who loved bowling. the most incredible cover ever made.
I gotta say, the biggest problem here is that in the US, for some reason, stations play like 8 songs a day on repeat. I've noticed it while staying there, and it's shocking to me how you've grown used to it ahahahahah
A collab with BradTasteInMusic is needed
thought of that when I saw AJR lol
for sure
Hell no, brad sucks
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Holy Moly