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  • Penelope (Kristen Wiig) ruins a wedding reception with her compulsive lies, one-upping everyone in attendance, including the guests (Taylor Swift, Andy Samberg), the DJ (Will Forte) and the newlyweds (Bill Hader, Abby Elliott). [Season 35, 2009]
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  • @anyagutzie3694
    @anyagutzie3694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20868

    Jake *finally* got to hang out with Taylor Swift, just in another universe 😂

    • @sanjvianand6897
      @sanjvianand6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      anyagutzie I do not get it

    • @2000sourav
      @2000sourav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      @@sanjvianand6897 It's a brooklyn 99 reference

    • @2000sourav
      @2000sourav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Ya, and he didn't get arrested...😅

    • @Ava-cb6zl
      @Ava-cb6zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @vdudvgdbj "She makes ALL of us feel things"😂 - Terry Jeffords

    • @angela-ul2dk
      @angela-ul2dk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT

  • @cat-jv2yt
    @cat-jv2yt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15221

    the girls at my school making sure everyone knows their depression is worse than yours

    • @tori4770
      @tori4770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Why is this so true

    • @fishramen5390
      @fishramen5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      LMAO Ikr??😂😂😂

    • @iaminconstantpain9524
      @iaminconstantpain9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Why is this so relatable

    • @withyouxxx
      @withyouxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hate to sound like a sjw, but did this comment section just make fun of depression???

    • @cyberwing3758
      @cyberwing3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      withyouxxx no it didnt, it made fun of blonde girls who think that their parents not letting them go over to their friends house makes them depressed.

  • @AG-gi2mg
    @AG-gi2mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11373

    I thought Jake perelta isn’t allowed near Taylor swift...

    • @maryoary3195
      @maryoary3195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      goon Shoom wait, why?!

    • @gargi9254
      @gargi9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @AG-gi2mg
      @AG-gi2mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Mary Oary cos I think he tried to go to her and got attacked by security lmaooo

    • @chrisdanntanggol7562
      @chrisdanntanggol7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @imnotsasya
      @imnotsasya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      the restraining order 😭

  • @leilani-estelletusa1958
    @leilani-estelletusa1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7020

    This sounds like the mosquito in my room at 2am

    • @cthefish
      @cthefish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      that is weirdly accurate

    • @nocloutchasersundermywatch
      @nocloutchasersundermywatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This needs more like

    • @hallowelt6412
      @hallowelt6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Maybe it's Penelope because she was competing with a fly but as a mosquito she is faster so

    • @ronu4hka
      @ronu4hka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Umm accuracy??

    • @kevinc1968
      @kevinc1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This sounds like the dragon in my castle at 1.am. so......

  • @cyberwing3758
    @cyberwing3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15532

    This is entire skit is just "weird flex but okay."

  • @witchbitchgirl
    @witchbitchgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7496

    "She makes me feel things!"
    "SHE MAKES US ALL FEEL THINGS!"

    • @randominternetbeing
      @randominternetbeing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      HEHEHE JAKE GOT TO MEET T SWIFT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE

    • @ishita2027
      @ishita2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "THE POINT IS HATERS GONNA HATE SO SHAKE IT OFF
      TAYLOR SWIFT, ALWAYS RIGHT"

    • @randominternetbeing
      @randominternetbeing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ishita2027 DAMN RIGHT

    • @sarathroshin-saran3749
      @sarathroshin-saran3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was waiting for this comment 😂

    • @aaryabhanushali4949
      @aaryabhanushali4949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THISSSSSS...
      reminds me of the meme

  • @eLsiity
    @eLsiity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5352

    I had a panic attack once and my "Penelope" friend was like *I had a panic attack yesterday .. It was way worse than yours .. I had it for longer time .. It was way worsee for me soo..*

    • @cloud3860
      @cloud3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      myn myn pretty sure it was a joke

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Damn that s u c k s man I hope you cut her out

    • @shioriroy8385
      @shioriroy8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's just disgusting

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOO

    • @nathanvanek6479
      @nathanvanek6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Black Crayon, it is because it wasn’t quoted. Therefore, it wasn’t something really said.

  • @calimmoore
    @calimmoore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6887

    taylor: “the month of june was named after me”
    me: “well you also invented the month of august, so...”

    • @Some_One_One
      @Some_One_One 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How did Taylor invent August?

    • @mrittikanath
      @mrittikanath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@Some_One_One She has a song called August in her album Folklore and it's pretty iconic. So yeah..

    • @earljovhancameros2342
      @earljovhancameros2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Some_One_One check out Folklore, it's legendary

    • @oglatnik
      @oglatnik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aww

    • @oglatnik
      @oglatnik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@mrittikanath so I see you think you know folklore. I had listened to it before it even came out sooo ... and Taylor played at my wedding and I’m not even married yet sooo ... I think I know her a little better ... and she actually wrote Wildest Dreams about me ... so ..

  • @a.walters123
    @a.walters123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8429

    Taylor Swift looks great as a brunette.

    • @cheesiscool335444
      @cheesiscool335444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      She looks great as anything lmao

    • @ilb473
      @ilb473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Penelope looks greater so... And she became brunette earlier so...

    • @allisonfrazier6551
      @allisonfrazier6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Sorry in advance... Read at your own risk...
      Would you say that you see her as a brunette in your wildest dreams??

    • @rd5184
      @rd5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ilb473 LMAO

    • @ev_rahim1890
      @ev_rahim1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ilb473 100th like!

  • @mollycox5626
    @mollycox5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6610

    can we just appreciate the fact that kristen wigg nailed the line “m&m&m&m’s” without a mistake

    • @mazharmumbaiwala7451
      @mazharmumbaiwala7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I think she meant "Eminem & m&m's"

    • @Awesomenesswithacherryontop
      @Awesomenesswithacherryontop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You would be even more impressed with her Judy Grimes

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lies again? That was really strange

    • @cool-aquarian
      @cool-aquarian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mazharmumbaiwala7451no, actually she meant “Eminem & Eminem”

    • @TheTorturedpoetsdectective
      @TheTorturedpoetsdectective 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m Impressed that she did every tongue twister PERFECTLY throughout the whole thing

  • @kittylei_
    @kittylei_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5516

    “i just got back from my honeymoon, we went to the moon actually. it’s made of honey”

    • @Psergiorivera
      @Psergiorivera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That is a GENIUS line, so good.

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I went to the sun so so...... my spouse is the supernova so so so........I went to the bar and drink 100 cups of wine so so so.....

    • @elrondisaiah
      @elrondisaiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @JORENSKI
      @JORENSKI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@afuaamanobeaaddo-yobo249 well I'm chocking just a little bit more than you soo...

    • @mackinzielizabeth872
      @mackinzielizabeth872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just got that..

  • @violetguavapeachee5573
    @violetguavapeachee5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    Lmao it’s funnier cause Andy who plays Jake in Brooklyn nine-nine loves Taylor Swift 😂

    • @emd9324
      @emd9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      YES OMG "she just makes me feel things!"

    • @mahatimsingh1533
      @mahatimsingh1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hot Ladies why tho

    • @humanperson3733
      @humanperson3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHE MAKES US ALL FEEL THINGS!

    • @Readysetgo2007
      @Readysetgo2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would be cute if he (Andy) was a super fan of her. Maybe he is. 🙂

    • @canadianboi326
      @canadianboi326 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Readysetgo2007They’re friends irl

  • @anastaciawoolery2285
    @anastaciawoolery2285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15556

    Is it bad that I know someone exactly like Penelope?

    • @ezrafischer5933
      @ezrafischer5933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      UNLESS, YOU ANT FUNNY

    • @Earthling108
      @Earthling108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I know a neighbor like this lol

    • @annietaylor8656
      @annietaylor8656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Me. I was this person.

    • @benswindlehurst1857
      @benswindlehurst1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

      I actually know more people like this, sooooo I’m probably a little better than you, soooooooo!!!

    • @khaliaward1771
      @khaliaward1771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      RUN AWAY FROM HER NOW!😂

  • @sophiemagerl1225
    @sophiemagerl1225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8423

    why is no one talking about taylor and andy in the same sketch ?!?!!?! b99 jake is quaking

    • @strwbrymlk6980
      @strwbrymlk6980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YESS

    • @noursaccount
      @noursaccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes omh

    • @yhanniecerilla4237
      @yhanniecerilla4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG 😂😂😂

    • @arhylle
      @arhylle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I dont get it. Sorry. Pls someone explain...

    • @yhanniecerilla4237
      @yhanniecerilla4237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@arhylle Andy plays Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Jake is a huge fan and has been banned from Taylor's concerts for a reason I either forgot or never knew

  • @diane7371
    @diane7371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    "At my wedding they served m&mS"
    Who tf married Penelope😂

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Salad bar in her car is a big selling point.

    • @elizabethswann3154
      @elizabethswann3154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no, no… m&m&m&ms😂

    • @Chilliam13
      @Chilliam13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Her wedding was at the Vatican. They were married by the Pope, so.

    • @BackwoodsFilms
      @BackwoodsFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well you notice that he wasn't accompanying her at the reception, so...

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BackwoodsFilms - He wasn't accompanying her to the wedding because he's an astronaut (that's how she went to the moon for her honeymoon).
      And he is on a mission to blow up a comet heading for Earth, so...

  • @lenkachladkova1762
    @lenkachladkova1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    I can’t believe we have Jake, Taylor and Captain Dozerman (R.I.P) all in the same skit🤯

  • @colettekim7050
    @colettekim7050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6772

    Andy and Taylor lowkey look kinda good together

    • @user-pv8sr1sh6z
      @user-pv8sr1sh6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeppp

    • @eadaoinmurphy20
      @eadaoinmurphy20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah

    • @lodediper
      @lodediper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      too bad shed filed restraining orders against him :/

    • @breananansamba4647
      @breananansamba4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@lodediper omg if you don't get that reference your uncluttered

    • @sheilahanindra3316
      @sheilahanindra3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@lodediper it was a misunderstanding

  • @shanzemadhani6418
    @shanzemadhani6418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5801

    wow taylor swift is really pretty as a brunette.

    • @siumahin9049
      @siumahin9049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I think so too

    • @-The-Golden-God-
      @-The-Golden-God- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Also a pretty terrible actress.

    • @najmussaqib7055
      @najmussaqib7055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Because she's not an actress. Atleast she didn't ruin her sketch like Ariana Grande.

    • @xlinsdayx
      @xlinsdayx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      but kristen was prettier, funnier and her hair was curlier, so ..so...

    • @Sea_Maranatha_
      @Sea_Maranatha_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Najmus Saqib preach

  • @ZiRR0
    @ZiRR0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    When Taylor Swift said "I went to high school with her", Penelope should have said "I went to elementary with her" rather than college.

    • @lucynndadreamer8611
      @lucynndadreamer8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I think the point was Penelope knew her recently, not like Taylor who's like "last season" or smthn... XD

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ...and middle school, and even her high school as well. I went to your high school but you don't remember me because I took all AP classes..soo....

    • @filmsbyjohnny
      @filmsbyjohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or she could have said they were neighbors while in those baby beds when they're born, haha!

    • @johnedwardcabrera4559
      @johnedwardcabrera4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

    • @jasonkh4
      @jasonkh4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then she wouldn't have been able to try to one-up her by saying she the whole family stayed in the same dorm together lmao

  • @eleanorrigby22
    @eleanorrigby22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    "this is my day so. i bought it from the government. it's national penelope day in 14 countries."
    idk but i pictured gina saying this. HAHAHAHA

    • @janewilson9139
      @janewilson9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love your icon

    • @eleanorrigby22
      @eleanorrigby22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@janewilson9139 thanks i love yours too. we sure know how to pick their best pictures no?

    • @laconstanza6640
      @laconstanza6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eleanorrigby22 ahh look at all the lonely people...

    • @afroditiperis6536
      @afroditiperis6536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean the human form of the 100 emoji

    • @inamartina9985
      @inamartina9985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a great line

  • @Lamia7KatyCat
    @Lamia7KatyCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2572

    "before I go to sleep my feet take ME off and they go to bed.."

    • @ashley5515
      @ashley5515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Victoria Grant ...so...

    • @LovelyFulgar
      @LovelyFulgar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Omg you predicted taylor's new single, ME! !!!!

    • @xiella2028
      @xiella2028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😮

    • @rawr8703
      @rawr8703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taylor swift?

    • @nguyenbaodung1603
      @nguyenbaodung1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol you just predicted her new single

  • @fartuunelmi8584
    @fartuunelmi8584 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6657

    Kristen Wiig is so funny!!!!!
    "I just came back from my honeymoon,we went on the moon,which is made of honey"

    • @dan339dan
      @dan339dan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fartuun Elmi , *"so"

    • @fartuunelmi8584
      @fartuunelmi8584 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry?

    • @somehorse
      @somehorse 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fartuun Elmi He just finished it off for you.

    • @fartuunelmi8584
      @fartuunelmi8584 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh! Okay lol

    • @fatimaguilford2509
      @fatimaguilford2509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      am dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lolwatt262
    @lolwatt262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Tell me you're being competitive without telling me you're being competitive"

  • @soph_theloaf
    @soph_theloaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Taylor can literally pull off any hair and look fabulous! Also I love her acting and I need her dress, it’s so cute!!!

  • @user-ev5fe7mq1g
    @user-ev5fe7mq1g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    Ugh don't we all know someone like Penelope 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @Noirnaledi
      @Noirnaledi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Unfortunately😞😫

    • @PH-fh2mx
      @PH-fh2mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HELLO! I think that's the point of the character.... It's like familiar, because most of us either know someone like that or have at least met someone like that..... I know I have too.... Lol!

    • @Isabelle-Cassels
      @Isabelle-Cassels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep😫

    • @kakalibhose6605
      @kakalibhose6605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr!! Its hilariously annoying

    • @coolsplattertokyokingsplat4948
      @coolsplattertokyokingsplat4948 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES SADLY 😤

  • @shutupandletmego8941
    @shutupandletmego8941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2130

    im a little bit drunk so.... just a little more drunk than everyone else.. so...just a little better at getting drunk than you ....

    • @nightingalesong3059
      @nightingalesong3059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well I have alcohol poisoning....so I guess I'm a little better at getting drunk than you...soooo

    • @Hirschi74
      @Hirschi74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I am already dead, drove a truck fully loaded with alcohol into a brewery resulting in an explosion while having alcohol poisoning...so I guess I'm a little better... sooooo

    • @catherineconcinabarrientos6134
      @catherineconcinabarrientos6134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hirschi74 I invented the one who invented alcoholism soooooooo...

    • @BPEntertainment1
      @BPEntertainment1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was the person whom your truck ran into & I was so drunk I was hallucinating an elf riding a unicorn then I died and turned into a ghost so I guess I'm a little bit better at getting drunk than you. Soooo.

    • @Bryan-vw6lq
      @Bryan-vw6lq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nightingale Song MSP well I invented alcohol poisoning so... I get way more alcohol poisoning so...

  • @styzeclarencegenodia3326
    @styzeclarencegenodia3326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    When Taylor said
    "That's so rude."
    I remember Speak Now's lyrics
    "I am not the kind of girl, who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion."
    So yah HAHA

  • @maaziouiaymane1578
    @maaziouiaymane1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Penelope is exactly how people be in social media

    • @drillsondrillz
      @drillsondrillz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially in the comment section

  • @BlueLeopard200
    @BlueLeopard200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13958

    My comment is the most recent so I'm a little more familiar with this sketch than most of you....so

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      +Unknown Clown WAS the most recent... so...

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +brottarnacke Beat ya. and I'll come here everyday and comment so no one can beat me. HA! got no life YEAH!!!

    • @deniskosovac8988
      @deniskosovac8988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +YTFlove4ever well my comment is the most recent one so......

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Denis Kosovac I'm coming here everyday so.

    • @deniskosovac8988
      @deniskosovac8988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well so am I so...

  • @Hm-do3hi
    @Hm-do3hi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    I can't believe taylor was 19 when they filmed this

    • @derineksi6853
      @derineksi6853 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      She was 24 not 19

    • @MALIKRIHAAB
      @MALIKRIHAAB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      +Derin Ekşi this aired on 11 July 2009. She was born on 29 Dec 1989. So yeah, she was 19

    • @seeulatermaybenever6189
      @seeulatermaybenever6189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rihaab Reyaz
      She was born on December 13th, 1989 ..

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1989

    • @TheMetalButcher
      @TheMetalButcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MALIKRIHAAB 7th, November 2009. Remeber the US date system is bass ackwards.

  • @estherdetweiler6903
    @estherdetweiler6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “We went to the moon actually...it was made of honey” LMAOOOOO

    • @SGASPORTSTALK
      @SGASPORTSTALK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the funniest line from the sketch

  • @reyham6637
    @reyham6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I was not expecting Bill to come out looking so cute as the groom

  • @guavaman925
    @guavaman925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5183

    Well... I've watched SNL way more than you so... that makes me smarter... so...

    • @chalkbunt81
      @chalkbunt81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Hi, I'm Brianna , Well I've watched NBC longer than you ... So... N is before S in the alphabet... So ..

    • @quyeno8489
      @quyeno8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chalk Bunt omg what a comeback lol

    • @bawkbawk5789
      @bawkbawk5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well no matter what I'm still dumb

    • @kaytihale928
      @kaytihale928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bawk Bawk: Well I've been dumb my whole life and I've failed every class I've ever taken so I'm dumber than you so......

    • @dont_trip_over_ma_leg_please
      @dont_trip_over_ma_leg_please 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      An I got an mf scholarship so take that......lol.....

  • @revilem
    @revilem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "at my wedding we had m&m&m&m's soooo"

    • @stinsonkeyon7218
      @stinsonkeyon7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      revil yesss

    • @ingvarhallstrom2306
      @ingvarhallstrom2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At my wedding we had Eminem, so....

    • @summydots
      @summydots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ingvar, that's what I heard the first time... But Penelope just repeated & added more letters so...

    • @EmilyGallo-sx9rw
      @EmilyGallo-sx9rw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At my wedding my m&m&m&m's were rainbow, not just one color sooo...

    • @brandonkashinsky9222
      @brandonkashinsky9222 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ingvarhallstrom2306 oh that’s a great reference. Eminem and m&m’s. Good call

  • @allys744
    @allys744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “We went to the moon, it was made of honey.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @squidneythesquid2487
    @squidneythesquid2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I remember once a girl said: “I had a really shitty week”
    And I responded with “same” because I genuinely did.
    And she snapped back
    “At least your grandpa didn’t suddenly die”
    That sucks but doesn’t mean you’re a victim and can lash out at people. I legit was going through finding out my dad had been cheating, having my grandma yell at my mom(not her mom), and my grandpa wasn’t doing so good and we all knew he was going to die in the next year.
    I legit can’t stand people like that.

    • @erniethechicken8581
      @erniethechicken8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Holy shit keep that private stuff to your self

    • @liyre4189
      @liyre4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You do realise that you were the Penelope in that situation right

    • @squidneythesquid2487
      @squidneythesquid2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LIyre that was in my head and I showed sympathy for her bc that sucks either way, she just didn’t realize that others including myself are hurting too, and she had caused drama at a party surrounding it

    • @shopgirl6183
      @shopgirl6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your*

    • @squidneythesquid2487
      @squidneythesquid2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ernie the Chicken I can talk about what I want my guy

  • @hannamadhatter
    @hannamadhatter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3237

    Taylor really suits dark hair! :D

  • @louisanelson7948
    @louisanelson7948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    "I have a salad bar in my car" 😂😂

  • @JamesLawner
    @JamesLawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When Taylor imitated Penelope 🤣

  • @arcanesereinrides
    @arcanesereinrides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Taylor Swift in 3:30 is 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maemaecole3938
    @maemaecole3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Taylor swift: you need to calm down your being to loud

    • @r0saa13
      @r0saa13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You gave amy santiago a heart attack with the way you spelt too and you’re lol

    • @itspriyankaaa
      @itspriyankaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *you're

  • @rzepek2pl
    @rzepek2pl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I thought if you're hitting your glass at a party, you're about to say something.

    • @miguelkoch1289
      @miguelkoch1289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      rzepek2pl If it is at a wedding, they kiss, if it it is at any other party then yeah someone is gonna talk

    • @gossipgirl7306
      @gossipgirl7306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Whaaattt I never knew

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Gossipgirl Yes, it's a custom that some people have at weddings (clinking glass = kiss). But if it's your wedding you don't have to keep kissing if you don't want to, especially since some guests think it's funny to interrupt the newlyweds while they're eating and try to get them to kiss.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's both. At a wedding it's for a kiss.

  • @leonard_oakenshield
    @leonard_oakenshield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Kristen Wiig is just a gift that keeps on giving. Gotta love her 😂

  • @Psergiorivera
    @Psergiorivera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love this skit so much. When she holds the bride and groom hands, I lose it, I am on the floor LAUGHING!

  • @MyBeardOfDefiance
    @MyBeardOfDefiance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    Kristen Wiig is easily the funniest woman on Earth.

    • @emirmustafic786
      @emirmustafic786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +*so

    • @conniemartin4878
      @conniemartin4878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One-trick pony, imo

    • @BrianSmith-ix3ns
      @BrianSmith-ix3ns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Connie Martin is a fat ugly jealous little Trumpeonodoubt

    • @swiftjinnie
      @swiftjinnie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@auunnfkristjansson6738 uhm Kate McKinnon?

    • @swiftjinnie
      @swiftjinnie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@auunnfkristjansson6738 your reply made absolutely zero sense. In your first comment you said you couldn't think of anyone remotely close to Kristen Wiig, and I'm reminding you that Kate McKinnon exists and she is EASILY just as funny, if not more. Why bring up Jim Carrey when we are talking about funniest WOMEN?

  • @asheralcantara1458
    @asheralcantara1458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    Well actually Kristen Wiig is my second cousin so... I think I’m just a little more familiar with SNL than everyone else... Also I have the most recent comment so I’m basically the smartest one here so....

    • @ataurusqueenofzion916
      @ataurusqueenofzion916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shheesh yeah.. Right. 😂

    • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
      @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Well actually Kristen Wiig was my mom's stepsister, which also makes her my aunt. Plus Kate McKinnon is my neighbor and Bill Hader is my dad's friend from high school. I actually hosted SNL twice but they canceled my episode both times because they thought my acting skills were so good that it made the rest of them look bad. I guess you could say I'm a little more familiar with SNL than you, so...

    • @alenanela1743
      @alenanela1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Funny you say that because Kristen Wiig has been my neighbour for 10 years and Andy Samberg is my dad's best friend since elementary school. I also used to be a part-time driver for Amy Schumer. Also, I'm part of the crew at SNL and I'm great friends with all of them. They all say I'm super nice, and this is the most recent comment now so I basically know more than all of you guys so...

    • @lizipearlvlogs
      @lizipearlvlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@alenanela1743 I'm actually all of SNL so...

    • @alenanela1743
      @alenanela1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lizipearlvlogs even I can't compete with that okkkk

  • @Gerard-Slay
    @Gerard-Slay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Penelope is that one person we just wish would go away and never come back.

  • @laraatienza6454
    @laraatienza6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I don't know why but when Andy said "Honey" and rolled his eyes at 3:05 it was kinda hot for me 🤣🤣🤣 i'm just weird. Haha..

    • @yashsahai123
      @yashsahai123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3:04

    • @piwspog5117
      @piwspog5117 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think the same..🤭

  • @flowerlaure2299
    @flowerlaure2299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Going to the bar and Taylor saying "do not come with us" was a whole mood.

  • @femmeaurora
    @femmeaurora 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Can't stop watching Kristen Wiig!

    • @aqibmalik5462
      @aqibmalik5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Aurora Winter I.have never stopped watching kristen wiig so. I watch her when she sleeps too so. Kristen and I are married so. we have three kids, four dogs and a cat who has a dog so so.

    • @Constavlos
      @Constavlos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      im trapped in a wiig loop too!

    • @i.1213
      @i.1213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aurora Winter it's addictive, isn't she? Lol
      I've seen twenty of her Snl sketches today. I don't get tired of watching her.

    • @kevaunthedreamer5810
      @kevaunthedreamer5810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me neither 😂😂😂

  • @SATedeschi
    @SATedeschi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    At 1:55 Swift says "what is she doing?" at that time she did not know it was called a Kanye!

  • @DerekMcAdam2023
    @DerekMcAdam2023 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:13 I just go back to my honeymoon, we just go to the moon make by honey 😂😂

  • @carlaluzcaringal8771
    @carlaluzcaringal8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Peralta before he got detained by Taylor Swift's security. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @8agg2
    @8agg2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Was this before Jake Peralta was detained by Taylor Swift's security team?

  • @penelopegrey2760
    @penelopegrey2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    my name is penelope, this was really hard to watch

  • @blackandalittleyellow
    @blackandalittleyellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Now why isn't anyone talking about undercover Jake Peralta

  • @charlotte9632
    @charlotte9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    jake peralta got to go to a wedding with his favourite singer 😂

  • @blackharleyquinn3357
    @blackharleyquinn3357 9 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Taylor looks pretty with brown hair

  • @valerieionarego6798
    @valerieionarego6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:00 - Oh Penelope, what did you do??!

  • @ZiniaJubil
    @ZiniaJubil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    If Taylor Swift had a TV show I'd watch that every fricking day omg I love her

    • @kevinc1968
      @kevinc1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd watch it twice every fricking day so......

    • @anahi1a
      @anahi1a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kevinc1968 Well , since she is my fifth cousin thrice removed , I'll watch it 53 times every fricking day so...

    • @ZiniaJubil
      @ZiniaJubil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anahi1aWell, I have a TV glued to my face so I'm always watching it so......

  • @alliesiu6805
    @alliesiu6805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Andy and Taylor in the same show are just perfect.

  • @Lobstersarefabulouz
    @Lobstersarefabulouz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    dang.. taylor as a brunette is just gorgeous :)

    • @esmepearson138
      @esmepearson138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      orgrimar96 I'm just watching this now and this comment made me think of her new song

    • @mollybrown3529
      @mollybrown3529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's always gorgeous

    • @saras.2173
      @saras.2173 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of Kelly Kapowski circa 1991

    • @Lewis-pr8cr
      @Lewis-pr8cr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah I prefer Taylor as a blonde

    • @folklorianwitxh
      @folklorianwitxh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lewis 970 red head

  • @ysabellavelez5158
    @ysabellavelez5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Andy and taylor look really really good here omg 😍

  • @countryroadstakemehome
    @countryroadstakemehome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wish Kristen did more of these Penelope skits. They are the funniest thing - comedy GOLD.

  • @finethen8064
    @finethen8064 9 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Taylor Swift looks so good with brown hair

  • @samwilliams3911
    @samwilliams3911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Why the fuck is everyone hating on Taylor Swift? She's not a professional actor, so give her a goddamn break. It is supposed to be a skit, not a million-dollar movie franchise that wins 17 awards. She was a guest on the show, she did a great job and I'm sure as shit that she had a fuck-load of fun.

    • @samwilliams3911
      @samwilliams3911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Way to go! Hypocrite out of ten would be a strong 29!

    • @samwilliams3911
      @samwilliams3911 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah not really, might need to work on that.

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE!!!!

  • @Matt_Villines
    @Matt_Villines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “She’s ruining their day!”
    And Taylor would know, considering just weeks prior to this episode she experienced one of the most famous ruined days of this century.

  • @bongothepsycho7280
    @bongothepsycho7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "National Penelope Day in 14 countries" hahaha

  • @wisdomseeker3362
    @wisdomseeker3362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Kristen Wig makes me laugh out loud! Just love her. She's a *comedic* *genius* .

  • @seethisbitch
    @seethisbitch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Oh God just can't get enough of penelope..so funny!

  • @camila-kp8sf
    @camila-kp8sf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    why is youtube recommending this 7 years later? not complaining tho

  • @dianamaepatrimonio7749
    @dianamaepatrimonio7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Taylor must have an album era with that hairstyle so good to her. 🤎

  • @ainaahmad499
    @ainaahmad499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    For me, I think Taylor Swift did a good job.. Yes, she's still amateur and has a lot to learn.. And a lot awkward and stiff.. But her role in this was to be a serious and angry woman who got mad at Penelope's attitude, not to be funny.. Penelope was the only one supposed to be funny in this I think because she's the one cracked jokes.. Others were like made small talks.. This is my opinions BTW..

    • @unicornalq11
      @unicornalq11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plus she was only 19 here, she’d probably do a lot better now that she’s older

    • @laraselters9185
      @laraselters9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unicornalq11 She was awesome! Lol I take my feet off...when I close my eyes REAl tight...

  • @7777skye
    @7777skye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    i like her more than any of you , sooooo.... i have always liked her more than anyone soooo , so i guess i like her the most soooo

  • @DanielleJuhre
    @DanielleJuhre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think Penelope and Michael Scott would be a perfect match

  • @pingupingu18
    @pingupingu18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:26 that was cute!✨

  • @karoonkurkdjian9281
    @karoonkurkdjian9281 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    National Penelope day 😂

  • @user-jk1ts3iv8u
    @user-jk1ts3iv8u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:10 😂😂😂😭👏👏

  • @dogbackwards5506
    @dogbackwards5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:30 Andy trying not to laugh

  • @whalienpippa
    @whalienpippa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Penelope: "My wig is made out of real Kristen, so...it's better than your wig, so..."

  • @ranadushyant
    @ranadushyant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Kristen Wigg is an amazing actress .like that girls has talent

  • @TB-ot4yk
    @TB-ot4yk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Wish I got married to bill hader :)

    • @Nimesay1
      @Nimesay1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Levony Truncate back off he's mine.

    • @thehollyberry7975
      @thehollyberry7975 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually he is mine!!!! Lol

    • @southernoregoncatmom6519
      @southernoregoncatmom6519 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Levony Truncate -:)

    • @dinh5532
      @dinh5532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah to me he's very understatedly handsome!

    • @nicholascave3012
      @nicholascave3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm already married to him, so...

  • @shaniquepanton2071
    @shaniquepanton2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have an unhealthy attachment to Penelope, I watch the same videos every single day, over and over

    • @canadiancontent352
      @canadiancontent352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well i watch them every hour sooo.....

    • @Oatmealscaresme
      @Oatmealscaresme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canadiancontent352 Really? I actually have them playing on loop all day every day all the timmeeeee

  • @jarmarnewell
    @jarmarnewell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love the way Taylor Swift makes fun of Penelope and than respond “So what do you have to say about that Penelope?” 😆😆

  • @franciseylim11
    @franciseylim11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The postoffice was closed, I still get my mail...

  • @casted8034
    @casted8034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is my favorite skit with "Penelope" so far. Everything she said was just the best. lmao

  • @amyvartanian7729
    @amyvartanian7729 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AT SHAM WOW! 😅😅😅 I lost it! Laughed all the through it! I love these Penelope sketches Kristen nails it! 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @ellystripes
    @ellystripes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wiig, you beautiful nutcase! 🤣

  • @thatgirl368
    @thatgirl368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:47 my mom’s six flags my dads bush gardens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheDChannelDouble
    @TheDChannelDouble 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Kristen Wiig is the best, I can't stop laughing. She's amazing

  • @idekwhodisis
    @idekwhodisis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way she says the mini "so..." Just gets me Everytime 💀💀

  • @runifriday6694
    @runifriday6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    O my gosh Penelope is a “what upper” 😂

  • @juliasalvatore381
    @juliasalvatore381 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Sombody who says :"Kristen wiig is not funny" they are liers ...love her so so so much role model#2

    • @vekkstar
      @vekkstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Julia Salvatore that would be "liars".

    • @irollup6240
      @irollup6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why you lying julia

  • @Lucy-ng7cw
    @Lucy-ng7cw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Reminds me of Catherine Tate characters such as Lauren Cooper.

    • @Brodrigo_
      @Brodrigo_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kristen Wiig reminds me a lot of Catherine Tate! I'm glad someone else has made that comparison. I'd love to see them work together.

    • @auryn8450
      @auryn8450 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here haha I love Catherine

    • @chinchilladivine81
      @chinchilladivine81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I! AIN’T!! BOVERD!!!-by that comment, lol! LOVE Lauren!😂

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucy Hunt IS IT?

    • @kameshasauls3558
      @kameshasauls3558 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Michael Thompson said

  • @maryamali9305
    @maryamali9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HOW DARE BENNET STEAL HIS GIRL'S ROOMIE?

  • @SC-cu1pp
    @SC-cu1pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this has been one of my favorite show for years.!!!!! So funny, I love this cast

  • @novyperocho
    @novyperocho 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kristen Wiig is my favorite HAHAHA

  • @SuperGenerations
    @SuperGenerations 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    omg this was one of the funnies scenes ive ever seen

  • @DianeG208
    @DianeG208 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My fav Wiig character!!

  • @tshomeddem6969
    @tshomeddem6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so scary how fast penelope got in between the bride n groom🤣🤣🤣