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@@Zayne1013 So what you are saying is we need a video about "can Randy beat/spare every encounter in undertale?" Or at the very least, every boss. (we would leave out of battle stuff to the human for the sake of sanity)
I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!
I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.
@@Vulpercool If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time? (Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)
@@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game
I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.
I love how the first few seconds of this video simultaneously sums up the best part, and also the worst part of Mario Kart. For how frustrating it can be to lose to sudden nonsense, it's that very chaos that makes the game fun. If you could just speed ahead to the front, and then stay there the entire race simply because you're better than everybody else, the game would be extremely boring for not only yourself due to the lack of any real competition, but also for everybody else who is stuck hopelessly eating your dust. The chaos provided by items is what's needed for the game to actually be enjoyable.
How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4
I've seen a video where someone turned on "smart steering" and "auto accelerate", then did NO further inputs. oh, and he was playing as Luigi, to carry on that "Luigi wins by doing nothing" meme.
Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered
I swear to god. Your sponsor is making me even more hungry now. Like it is in the middle of the night here, can't really cook or get myself something to eat, no grocerystore or anything is open and you're doing this to me now? c'mon man...
If you think about it, you basically developed a cpu controlled kart racer at this point. Obviously CPU racers will be more heavily weighted towards certain actions, and have more restrictions. It's still pretty cool though. :D The final result was actually pretty impressive too. I'm really surprised what you were able to "coach" Randy into achieving! :D
This is basically what you get when you hand a little kid who's never played a video game before a controller and then just let them do their own thing.
Honestly, random Item attacks are less annoying in single player than when I'm playing with someone else or online. It's far less aggravating when other ayers are trying to win against you, but in Single it feels like the game is just trying to screw you over lol
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how wat this 15 hours ago lol 😂
Factor is a sellout
was randy's food good enough for you?
How is this 15 hours old
Randy’s choices were better
I think we may be looking at our newest track safety inspector, stopping and slowing down to make sure everything's up to code
Whenever he finds something Dangerous, he honks his horn....
Which he did... ...a lot
Hi Bryccce! Honessstly didn’t expect to sssee you here, but it’sss a niccce sssurprissse!
@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 nice to see you here as well, Snek
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi we are neck and neck for top comment… honestly, yours is better.
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi birthday boy?
I love seeing Randy taking on different games! Keep em coming!
Hai
I love replying to verified comments.
Reinvite Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon to do Mariokart races
Fun Fact: if given infinite time, Randy could theoretically get the world record time on every single track in the game.
That's not necessarily true. We don't know the frequency at which he presses buttons, and I don't think he can press 2 at once
@@CountessJid Both the frequency and the amount of presses are random. The chances are very low, but never 0.
Not true, because some world records use motion controls.
@@AGalaxyGuy There's a chance Randy could press + and Y very quickly and perform a gyroscope input.
You'd just have to wait thousands of years
7:37 Something about Randy missing every single boost is just so funny
He'd be great at fighting Sans.
@@Zayne1013 So what you are saying is we need a video about "can Randy beat/spare every encounter in undertale?" Or at the very least, every boss.
(we would leave out of battle stuff to the human for the sake of sanity)
@@SephirothRyu Nope, I'm saying Randy needs to fight Sans.
I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!
you got hearted. that means...
🍔
Yup, I also commented it.
Thanks man for filling 11 minutes of my life😂
🍔
I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.
But also you can use the brakes to go faster
@@KodasToyReviews
That is quite literally the opposite of the only purpose of brakes
@@Music7Ada in terms of mario kart this does work soooo (it works because of how items are affected by placement and distance)
@@Vulpercool
If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time?
(Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)
@@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game
5:18
Randy was going for a sick gap jump, but smart steering messed him up
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂
I was also thinking the same thing also I was like COME ON RANDY GAP JUMP FOR THE WIN! and he just went off not doing anything
Randy is like a little child that's slowly learning how to do things. You really want to see him succeed and try to support and praise him
I'm here for the Randy cinematic universe
Same.
My Favorite Part Of The RCA Is When Randolph, Randrew And Brandom Made Their First Appearance
Randy really channeling how I play racing games
I respect Randy's decisions to live as free from material possessions as he can
Except cat car. That one's non-negotiable
No way he freaking pulled in front of Mario at the last second! 😂
Mario with the red shell in the final corner, he’ll take the lead coming to the checkered flag, *BUT HERE COMES RANDY ON THE OUTSIDE*
5:18 imagine if Randy made the gap jump
Plot Twist: This is just j0rts playing pretending to be Randy
Feels that way sometimes
It's really unbelievable that you can still win in such a chaotic game. It's worth watching and extremely entertaining.
I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.
10:43 We can see that Randy got hit by Mario. He is truly evil and is getting revenge from him in the Mario Party video, but Randy prevailed.
*BUT HERE COMES RANDY ON THE OUTSIDE*
Randys such a nice gentleman, he’s very polite
You made this video on my birthday!
Happy birthday :)
@@j0rts Thank You!
Happy birthday
happy birthday!
Happy birthday
11:20 so what your saying is dk summit is the most random map
Yes
The way I cheered at the ending!! I love Randy.
So proud of Randy! Always love to see a Randy video!
So Randy finally wins a race...BARELY, but this is just if it can be done at all, so...YEAH! I call that a success! A 1-in-20 success rate!
I'm so happy Randy is back lol
5:18 he goes for the huge shortcut & smart steering cuts him off 😭
LOL
That comeback at the end was really well written into the script! I felt really happy for Randy when he somehow managed to win haha
10:54 I’m so proud of Randy 🥹
Need to see Randy play a sports game, like Tennis or Golf. That's Waluigi's element, so Randy should feel right at home. ...Right?
This genuinely almost had me in tears in your recap segment 9:48
Randy might be the goat. I am 90% sure he might be the legendary godgamer
5:04 “are u allergic to items or smth?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Randy is a content genious, knowing how to create the perfect storyline.
Randy is the GOAT at racing
I wonder how Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon's racing skills are
Hey guys I'm going on vacation. I have a taxi driver named Randy he has 1 star, but I think it will go just fine.
is he in purple?
@@dupersg9375 yes in fact he is and it also said he really likes stickers
@@Chimera4784 it's not like he's constantly honking the horn, right?
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi well he is but we are are right now on train track but I think he's just taking a short cut
@@Chimera4784 is he in the ocean right now
our boy always keeps us in suspense until the very end, but he never fails to deliver
I love how the first few seconds of this video simultaneously sums up the best part, and also the worst part of Mario Kart. For how frustrating it can be to lose to sudden nonsense, it's that very chaos that makes the game fun. If you could just speed ahead to the front, and then stay there the entire race simply because you're better than everybody else, the game would be extremely boring for not only yourself due to the lack of any real competition, but also for everybody else who is stuck hopelessly eating your dust. The chaos provided by items is what's needed for the game to actually be enjoyable.
What an amazing story. I truly believed he would make it, never underestimate Randy
Randy is awesome. Randy is life.
I genuinely look forward to whenever you upload! gonna watch the video now :D
I never thought Randy would be riding a kart, I thought he’d be in the short bus 💀
we need to see Randy's family attempt at a grand Prix
RANDYS BACK BABY I REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS IN MARIO PARTY
The beginning of this video is sooo well edited and i love it
Never underestimate Randy.
j0rts, I have an idea for a video. “Ranking miitopia foods based on how edible they are”
How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4
Awesome video, and it’s good that all that work paid off.
Jorts should do random inputs for all 12 racers in Mario Kart for another video.
New j0rts video no way
Pure Skill Randy thats a true player right there
I'm so glad you mentioned all the caveats at the end, because it wasn't truly random
Promotion Skip Button: 3:55
Let him get that sponsorship money, man
Always excited to see Randy taking on a new challenge!
5:36
That swerve tho. Idk what Randy signed, but it apparently was an item-less run(s).
Randy's tactics are 4 parallel universes ahead of our understanding
And our games our 4 parallel universes behind of his understanding
I've seen a video where someone turned on "smart steering" and "auto accelerate", then did NO further inputs.
oh, and he was playing as Luigi, to carry on that "Luigi wins by doing nothing" meme.
3:14 you have a cute cat.
5:19 Randy tried the gap jump😂
Mario tried to sabotage randy at the end but randy will never let mario stop him
7:43 This ability originated from the Motor Rotor minigame
Randy is that underdog that you can't help yourself but root for him to succeed. Doing it in the most unexpected way possible.
Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered
It’s like babysitting a toddler.
Randy: Random inputs
Me: Tapping every button
I love how he can make a compelling narrative out of this.
Randy should attempt dark souls next.
I’ve been waiting for the greatest moment in my life in ages and it finally happened
Randy is the goat
Too see Randy win a track made my day and brought me tears of Joy!
It's nice to see j0rts using ideas from the liverstrems
WOOOOO, GO RANDY 🎉🎉🎉
So proud of Randy! It puts a tear in my eye!
Todays video: Teaching Randy how to drive. I love ur videos. I love Randy! Please keep making Randy bideos
Randy has diversified his portfolio!
i hope i make sense idk what that means tbh
I swear to god. Your sponsor is making me even more hungry now. Like it is in the middle of the night here, can't really cook or get myself something to eat, no grocerystore or anything is open and you're doing this to me now? c'mon man...
There's no reason that anyone can ever root against Randy. I love a happy ending.
this is my first contact with a mario kart game after the wii, and oh boy, I think that's the best introduction for the game
If you think about it, you basically developed a cpu controlled kart racer at this point. Obviously CPU racers will be more heavily weighted towards certain actions, and have more restrictions. It's still pretty cool though. :D The final result was actually pretty impressive too. I'm really surprised what you were able to "coach" Randy into achieving! :D
Well well we'll look who threw that red shell on the last race in DK summit. Mario wanted revenge from Mario party.
I want you to rank every Mario party minigame by how safe it is.
Videos with Randy are the best Mario Game videos!
You are amazing and my #1 favorite TH-camr!!
j0rts: You can win Mario Kart with random inputs as long as you don't play 99% of the game
Randy is probably my new favorite Mario Character.
So proud of him 💕
This is basically what you get when you hand a little kid who's never played a video game before a controller and then just let them do their own thing.
Just an idea I think there is a game you would love it’s called dogpet
yay randy!! i hope he tries out Mario kart battles
Randy won in such a randy way
the chances of Randy getting such perfect inputs that one of his runs can be considered tas wr exists.
I'd like to see how Randy fares in battle mode. I think he'll always keep em guessing in Renegade Roundup
I didn't know that randomness could be this EPIC
Please give Lakitu a raise, he’s been working too hard rescuing Randy.
It makes sense you're a cat owner, as everything a cat does is carefully calculated to be pure, unadulterated random chaos.
I think there's a major difference between being "skilled" enough to use items and getting nailed by 6 items in 3 minutes for seemingly no reason
Randy also felt the need to style on the person in second drifting across the finish line
Honestly, random Item attacks are less annoying in single player than when I'm playing with someone else or online. It's far less aggravating when other ayers are trying to win against you, but in Single it feels like the game is just trying to screw you over lol
Wait i got an idea:
What if the Randy Family (Randy and its cousins) Compete In the Mario Kart!
1v1v1v1
j0rts, cool video it was really good
Randy is my spirit animal.