his voiceline for zhongli summarized : ah yes, that Geo Archon hmm I know of his many crimes and there shall be a day he will be judged. And i do not wish for violence but if I have to
*break bond sound* After that neuvillette back to fontaine Furina: What happened to your hand? neuvillette: Lady furina i think we should treat childe better Furina: why? neuvillette: believe me if you don't wan't Fontaine to end and yk we will die Furina: euhhh you strong don't worry neuvillette: i don't think i can handle it 😀*just smile*
ZhongLi: _Tries to break Neuvillette’s hand_ Neuvillette: Pitiful Archon _Breaks ZhongLi’s hand instead_ ZhongLi: _Crying in pain as he crumbles to his knees_
It's fine, Zhongli. Neuvilette has a punchy punchy boyfriend, too. He's just currently working out paperwork in the Fortress of Meropide. (Or place in your favorite ship with Neuvilette)
Guys don't worry In the end Zhongli get Childe and in the other part Wriothesley is taking care of sad Neuvillete. And after all of that Zhongli date Childe and Wriothesley date Neuvi-
*cutely runs up on zhongli, beats the FUCK out of him, and explains that Neuvillette is happily married to a duke (or if you don’t ship/like wriollette he’s married to ME >;3)
@@Tahouu22 …You have NO. Idea, how *FAR* .. I have gone for that man…. And I will not be elaborating further, just know, Monsieur Neuvillette might as well own my heart, soul, body, and everything I own
I CHANGED ZHONGLI, HE LOOKED SO PLAIN BEFORE LOL
(Never showed him but he rlly looks plain)
The fact that neuvillette is stronger than the seven original archons in version 4.2
Bro can break Zhongli's hand-
@@Tahouu22 Ikr but I think neuvillette does not want to start a war with celestia or the other archons
his voiceline for zhongli summarized : ah yes, that Geo Archon hmm I know of his many crimes and there shall be a day he will be judged. And i do not wish for violence but if I have to
Don’t start a fight Morax, you are too old for this
Fr
Them dragons be like-
Dragons fighting over a human-
@@Tahouu22 woah- this is the first time a creator answers my comment! 😍
🌚
I want Childe so he can buy me coconut milk...
@@McQiqi-mw4xx 🥥🥛
oh no. oh no no no. zhongli??? u lived for 6000 years, and ur experiencing jealousy for the first time. 💀💀💀💀
Wow
* hand broken sounds
HAHAHAHA
No, after Zhongli breaks Neuvi's hand, Zhongli's back will break from the pressure 😂
@@Tahouu22neuvillete is like 10120110101091029#829x stronger than zhongli
@@Hutaosrealfan This is just a scenario (fake scene) I made up for content ^^
Zhongli be like : that’s my man back off old dragon
also Zhongli: *a dragon*
*break bond sound*
After that neuvillette back to fontaine
Furina: What happened to your hand?
neuvillette: Lady furina i think we should treat childe better
Furina: why?
neuvillette: believe me if you don't wan't Fontaine to end and yk we will die
Furina: euhhh you strong don't worry
neuvillette: i don't think i can handle it 😀*just smile*
Fr
Youre so underrated, this is so good 😭
Thank you so much!!🥹❤️
Next think you know he’s gonna be sent to court with Childe in 4.3
Hi can I have a small fries?
@@MuichiroTokitosNumber1Fan our fry machine is broken 😓😓
ZhongLi: _Tries to break Neuvillette’s hand_
Neuvillette: Pitiful Archon _Breaks ZhongLi’s hand instead_
ZhongLi: _Crying in pain as he crumbles to his knees_
Childe definitely has a type for dragons.
Reall
oh well, 6000 years of living just to come to an end by his own kind, poor morax...
ZHONGLI YOU CANT DO THAT TO MONSIEUR NEUVILLETTE
**zhongli hand cracking because neuvillete is too strong**
oooo mr zhongli is jealous i like this hehe
Zhongli, keep your hand away from Neuvillette🥰💔💔
Nevu just wants friend with Zhongli😢
Zhongli sees/smells/whatever random dragon senses he has dragon on his human. He’s not very happy, lol
NUEVULITTE GO BACK TO YOUR POOKIE WRIOTHESLY HE MISSES YOU 😢
STOP U THOUGHT IT SAID “Jesus zhongli”
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine if Zhongli's Back Broke after that 🤣
Mientras tanto Zhongli en la realidad no se acercaría a Neuvillette, es consiente de que acabaría en el suelo 😂
neuverotter will just slip his hands down
Lmfao I saw a video where Nevui killed Zhongli and now this
Zhongli: hurts neuvi
Neuvillette: "and i took that personally" *proceeds to laugh at his fake gnosis and sentences him"
It's fine, Zhongli. Neuvilette has a punchy punchy boyfriend, too. He's just currently working out paperwork in the Fortress of Meropide. (Or place in your favorite ship with Neuvilette)
Morax don’t you dare start a fight you are way too old
Guys don't worry
In the end Zhongli get Childe and in the other part Wriothesley is taking care of sad Neuvillete.
And after all of that Zhongli date Childe and Wriothesley date Neuvi-
I feel violated.
Oh uh, pls don't rain-
* cronch *
Now now Morax don't do that Fontaine just recovered from a calamity
*"SILENCE"*
😨😨
Genial XD
Dw zhongli neuvi here is already taken
i read jealous impact
That hurt 😢😢😢😢 I wanna see wriothesley 😭
*sighs
@@Tahouu22 I’m bawling my eyes out and i accidentally spawned a tsunami now Fontaine is flooded…oops??
@@Hydro_Dragon_ NO😭😭😭
@@Tahouu22 I’m happy now ^w^
I got a job at McTeyvat.
*cutely runs up on zhongli, beats the FUCK out of him, and explains that Neuvillette is happily married to a duke (or if you don’t ship/like wriollette he’s married to ME >;3)
Nu uh‼️‼️ Neuvillete is mine😠😠
(I like WrioLette :D)
@@Tahouu22 …You have NO. Idea, how *FAR* .. I have gone for that man…. And I will not be elaborating further, just know, Monsieur Neuvillette might as well own my heart, soul, body, and everything I own
@@SOPHIEE..sanegiyuu HAHAHAHA
@@Tahouu22 I’m so deadass like gang I’m cooked (we should really be pookies cause I love fellow Neuvillette enthusiasts;3)
@@SOPHIEE..sanegiyuu omg just noticed your famous :0
:)