WikiBear: John Holmes Edition | CONAN on TBS

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  • @TheMasterLinkT
    @TheMasterLinkT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    "Speaking of record-breaking sausage" may be the greatest transition of all time.

    • @rsw0103
      @rsw0103 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My thoughts exactly!lol

    • @tunasub7727
      @tunasub7727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OliverClothesoff I started laughing my ass off and woke everyone up at that line

    • @fuxkausername
      @fuxkausername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angelomarasigan4347
      @angelomarasigan4347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      best segue ever lol

    • @AmritSingh-zi3xc
      @AmritSingh-zi3xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i liked the paris sights to parasites one better

  • @huzdaman100
    @huzdaman100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    "No dignity, even in death, yaaay, I'm WikiBear..."

    • @diamondgibbons9588
      @diamondgibbons9588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Notre Tiamo same here :)

    • @mimigottfried8604
      @mimigottfried8604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Robbed of dignity*
      dude are you really incapable of writing down a short sentence you heard literally seconds ago?

    • @egpmh2891
      @egpmh2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ yaaaaaay

    • @cones914
      @cones914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ no, that was me.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mimigottfried8604 Most folks are too lazy to reckon the difference

  • @johnbidochka
    @johnbidochka 10 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Robbed of dignity even in death - YAAYYYY!

  • @TheDreamsypher
    @TheDreamsypher 10 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    All the people saying something along the lines of. "the presentation is the same every time and Conan acts as if it's his first time meeting Wikibear. Change it up." You need to realize that every show is filmed in front of a different audience, every episode. These videos are not made solely for TH-cam. It is a TV segment first, and a youtube series second. Because not every viewer watches every episode, or can attend every show, the audience might not have heard of Wikibear before. It's like a play. You don't change the intro because it's been done before, you keep it the same because there's people who haven't seen it.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      People think the world exists to their needs

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      For that matter, people only notice that because of the fact that they’re watching them all at once, compared to the real television breaks of weeks or months between the sketches.
      In fact, I never realized how many recurring sketches on Conan that I loved back in the day actually would have the same set-up. I imagine people just watched Wikibear playlists, and this thought Conan was rehashing. They don’t realize how recurring sketches work.

    • @sujata15164
      @sujata15164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💞

    • @hornplayerchris
      @hornplayerchris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes thank you for this, I was sick of hearing that on every Conan video. He always introduces a recurring bit to the audience every time he does it.

    • @MuensterQ
      @MuensterQ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes! Conan’s show was known for recurring bits! It’s part of the fun! In the year 2000, crooner ghost, wikibear, triumph

  • @tallulahbeaverhausen4382
    @tallulahbeaverhausen4382 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    I'd pay to see a show hosted by Wikibear, Triumph and Jordan Schlansky !

    • @grindcoremaniac
      @grindcoremaniac 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      oh god that would be ridiculous

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jordan would HATE IT, lol

    • @SorakuFett
      @SorakuFett 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It'd get taken off the air in five Goddamn minutes.

    • @jacksonbo5508
      @jacksonbo5508 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

    • @N0TYourAverageJoe
      @N0TYourAverageJoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jordan would be arguing with WikiBear's factual sources, and Triumph would be making fun of them both.

  • @Najibar
    @Najibar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Bring back wikibear! I know you can read this conan staff.

    • @bowmin1
      @bowmin1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Najibar Mazo The voice actor apparently left Conan, so unlikely it will ever happen.

    • @ryanakahuss
      @ryanakahuss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Novus Gaming yeah, Brian Stack was his name, he was in a TON of bits over the years, hilarious guy. he went to go work for late night with stephen colbert

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +ryanakahuss He must be regretting now

    • @damnmuggle
      @damnmuggle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Louche freeco lol Colbert is doing well

    • @TahaAlZadjali
      @TahaAlZadjali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ryanakahuss colbert sucks...

  • @GiantMoth
    @GiantMoth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    There's nothing more fun than a plush bear full of terrifying truths.

  • @paulytamale
    @paulytamale 9 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    This eerily resembles my wikipedia rabbit holes.

  • @ArsonBjork
    @ArsonBjork 10 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    1:25 That's what my gravestone is going to say

  • @dawnsparling6226
    @dawnsparling6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've been listening to WikiBear for an hour straight, and dieing! How did I miss this guy! Brilliant

  • @clonezero_RR
    @clonezero_RR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "Yay for porn!" - Wikibear
    Can't get enough of this skit!

  • @grizzlygreenwood2989
    @grizzlygreenwood2989 10 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ted wishes he was as hilariously dark as WikiBear.

    • @SrGrvsaLot
      @SrGrvsaLot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ship 'em

    • @DerekWhite-yx2ce
      @DerekWhite-yx2ce ปีที่แล้ว

      Shots fired, but it really does seem true

  • @shirokhorshid2997
    @shirokhorshid2997 10 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    WikiBear is the best!

  • @masonkane5884
    @masonkane5884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    If WikiBear was this awesome, I would already own two.

    • @vitodereine5360
      @vitodereine5360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And make them speak to each other

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who knows what they might plan.

  • @tanyaartiaga117
    @tanyaartiaga117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Robbed of dignity even in death" 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "GRAAWRRRR RRRAWWW GRAWWWWWWWR"
    "I'm WookieeBear™!"

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ...Speaking of organs, "Organ grafting was a ritual of the Yuuzhan Vong which involved the replacement of removed organs with a new living creature "augmenting" the Yuuzhan Vong biologically. The Executor Nom Anor was known to have removed one of his eyes with the sharpened end of a burning stick and then replaced it with a plaeryin bol, a living creature capable of spitting venom." What a creative fellow!
      I'm Wookiebear! YAAAAY!
      starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Organ_grafting

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M Leadenham
      Meh. Sith, Jedi, bunch of emo posers is what they all are. No mystical energy field controls _my_ destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

  • @Dubst3pGam3r
    @Dubst3pGam3r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    YES WIKIBEAR, now I can watch it and wait impatiently for another 3 weeks to a month for the next one!

    • @Dubst3pGam3r
      @Dubst3pGam3r 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      dear lord he gets more and more offensive with each video, this is amazing

    • @Carbuncle19
      @Carbuncle19 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dubst3pGam3r Speaking of offensive, Israel threatened to escalate the Gaza offensive to the "next stages" on Wednesday as the United Nations said that "war crimes" may have been committed yaaay!

    • @KekoJonesss
      @KekoJonesss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kenji DXE
      you forgot to say "i'm wikibear" haha!

    • @kira2518
      @kira2518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gabby Liriano I'm Wikibear

  • @DestituteBaron
    @DestituteBaron 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I thought the joke was going to be that he would be hilariously inaccurate.
    Oh, how I was wrong.

  • @FuckenDita
    @FuckenDita 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Cocaine keeps you thin, kids :)
    Haha

    • @Nic-zn3dd
      @Nic-zn3dd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fuck does a 90s techno song have to do with this?

    • @Nic-zn3dd
      @Nic-zn3dd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that song came out in 2000

    • @rambam77
      @rambam77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      when i was dj, played it alot

  • @fadedgabe791
    @fadedgabe791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the Mt. Vesuvius bit was supposed to be shocking/upsetting in this joke, but is now used as a commercial for Alexa.

  • @stevie_ily
    @stevie_ily 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "speaking of record breaking sausage: the late porn star-" that face palm

  • @Tracydot3
    @Tracydot3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wikibear needs to be featured at least once a week! I love him!

  • @ebonismith25
    @ebonismith25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Must of been an awkward family reunion" Yeeeeeah!! Love Wiki Bear:-)

  • @BrianTuriello
    @BrianTuriello 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    YESSSSSSSSS I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!
    WikiBear is the funniest segment on Conan.

  • @kodiakaussieart6766
    @kodiakaussieart6766 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    WE NEED MORE FUCKING WIKIBEAR!

    • @D_Vitch
      @D_Vitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not likely. The voice actor and writer left and works for Colbert now.

    • @nikooahmadi3427
      @nikooahmadi3427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sam D he should come back as a guest

    • @kira2518
      @kira2518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did I just hear my name? I'M WIKIBEAR!

  • @rlundquest
    @rlundquest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:56 Speaking of record breaking sausage..(which led to)....So remember kids never give a junkie your address 😂😂😂😂

  • @TripleX205
    @TripleX205 9 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    What a gruesome end to a miserable life xD

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Love How Wikibear Introduces Itself,it Just Goes Down From There

  • @franciscorodriguez3236
    @franciscorodriguez3236 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Awesome that this became a regular thing, im happy YAAAAAYYY!

  • @AThornMovement
    @AThornMovement 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope there are plenty more of these to come. This made my week!

  • @RyanCoomer
    @RyanCoomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

  • @Verbal_Kent
    @Verbal_Kent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love how wiki bear starts ignoring Conan and continues to tell grusome truths

  • @Silvergrail
    @Silvergrail 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wikibear and the skits with Jordan Schlansky (I hope I pronounced the guy's name right) are the best Conan bits! Yeeey! Greetings from Finland, we still love you Coco!

  • @brittanycauble8980
    @brittanycauble8980 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every time I see WikiBear I am happy. It's so funny. I wish that WikiBear would answers the question of the guest. That would be even more funny.

  • @061342
    @061342 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    WikiBear should teaching some college classes.

    • @RabidIrishGuy88
      @RabidIrishGuy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a history professor who wasn't super far off. Favorite professor but I was scared for his mental health lol

  • @NewWaveMasquerade
    @NewWaveMasquerade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    YES! Yes, he’s back! Wiki Bear is back! I fucking love Wiki Bear!

  • @MrSlanderer
    @MrSlanderer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another discovery of Pompeii after this show aired: The heat from the eruption was so intense, at least one victim's brain turned to glass.

  • @CorvusOfMellori
    @CorvusOfMellori 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "MAKE MINE EXTRA CRISPY YAY!!"

  • @LGKirby787
    @LGKirby787 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best feature!

  • @rowandax6189
    @rowandax6189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Need more WikiBear Conan...

  • @xcelljy
    @xcelljy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wikibear is the smartest living creature i have encountered in a while.

  • @bobbyflay1151
    @bobbyflay1151 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This bear should be in Holmes everywhere!

  • @hyena4162
    @hyena4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Pompeii skit was amazing

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These WikiBear bits crack me up every time.

  • @zmajapyroart
    @zmajapyroart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Conan had a podcast with Elizabeth Banks and they talked about "Cocaine bear" but nobody mentioned this origin story.

  • @cassandraspoelhof3752
    @cassandraspoelhof3752 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't seem to find that particular Wikibear skit, but there's one where at the very end Conan and Wikibear are arguing and Wikibear says "You're gonna die in the toilet." I found that one hilarious.

  • @SwpAndrei
    @SwpAndrei 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just shit myself , I'm WikiBear, YEYYY !!

  • @MsFairyPony
    @MsFairyPony 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope Conan and co understands how much I (and hopefuly a lot of other people aswel) appreciate this
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So dark yet so hilarious.

  • @collinslogan01
    @collinslogan01 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol "YAAAYYYyyyy...." "IM WIKIBEar...." XD HAS ME DYING!

  • @tommyhill199
    @tommyhill199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Robbed of dignity even in death- YAYYYYYyyyyyy."

  • @manictiger
    @manictiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He got one thing wrong. Roman slaves weren't all treated poorly.
    Some of them lived in better luxury than freemen.
    They also had 'slave rights'.
    Egypt had a similar model of slavery.
    Some of our modern lower classes live shorter lives than ancient slaves.
    I'm Wikibear, yay!

    • @DippKlippGuy
      @DippKlippGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While hilariously, it's also not the same without Conan's anguished attempts to stop the derailment and utter trainwreck of horrific information. *cue detailed account of horrific train wreck by WikiBear* Which one I don't know it could be the one President Franklin Pierce was in.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Conan:”Nice Bear”
    me:Define”Nice”

  • @A-1622.
    @A-1622. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched one wikibear episode and now I can’t stop

  • @ivyspoison8113
    @ivyspoison8113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Disney, 66 years as of yesterday!
    I need a wiki bear 😅

  • @sammyj29
    @sammyj29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BRING BACK WIKIBEAR!! PLEASE!!

  • @jeanscristino2881
    @jeanscristino2881 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    It keeps getting better and better!

  • @ArchibaldClumpy
    @ArchibaldClumpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What a gruesome end to a miserable life. Now their corpses are on display for gawking tourists, robbed of dignity even in death!"

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that was a damn cruel life.

  • @weirdxwonderful
    @weirdxwonderful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "cocaine keeps you thin, kids" wikibear is both cute and disturbing I can't 😂

  • @LightningSe7en
    @LightningSe7en 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wikibear ALWAYS delivers.

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol @ "cocaine keeps you thin, kids"

  • @EpicNickbad
    @EpicNickbad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Where can I buy one of these? I NEED ONE NOW!

    • @JupiterJazzjaa2
      @JupiterJazzjaa2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I misread your name as Epic Neck Beard at first.

    • @EpicNickbad
      @EpicNickbad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I misread your name as Jupiter Jizzaa at first.

    • @mleadenham1
      @mleadenham1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EpicNickbad That name would be mythologically correct.

  • @stockjonebills
    @stockjonebills 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of their best new segments.. lol.

  • @gedrictudio
    @gedrictudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's true." 1:53 someone in the background backed up WikiBear's facts

  • @lightningmcqueen3954
    @lightningmcqueen3954 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:32 made me laugh hard 😂

  • @Arcadude1
    @Arcadude1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep them coming!!!!!

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's funny every time he says "I'm wikibear!"

  • @ChipJohnson
    @ChipJohnson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I demand more Wiki-Bear!

  • @baniqt
    @baniqt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 That's the "Heart of the Sea" Story right there

  • @drewarivett9417
    @drewarivett9417 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Cocaine keeps you thin kids!" Lmao

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From first mate to first meat. Damn, I wish I had come up with that myself.

  • @SniffyPoo
    @SniffyPoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im on a wikibear binge right now

  • @AlanaClarkLovesRWRB
    @AlanaClarkLovesRWRB 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This always gets me laughing when I need it! yay!

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG!
    This thing gets better all the time!

  • @lookup6139
    @lookup6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be honest the disturbing facts are really cool!! Its just something you would have not known if a stuffed bear has not explained it to you.

  • @aswani3711
    @aswani3711 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've learned so much in such little time. This is pretty informative... Wink

  • @kingrocc9503
    @kingrocc9503 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love how this aired 😂😂

  • @StephanieJ777
    @StephanieJ777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    At first I thought everyone was commenting “CONAN keeps you thin kids !” 😂

  • @SlenderGrandfather0
    @SlenderGrandfather0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the Pompeii bit, I thought wiki bear would say "Talk about age of extinction"

  • @alieneduardo
    @alieneduardo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    By his reaction I bet the "porn in heaven" part wasn't planned, lol.

  • @mattschumacher4581
    @mattschumacher4581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait so John Holmes is basically the real life version of Dirk Diggler?

  • @juusolindberg6856
    @juusolindberg6856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:13 that is actually quite good advice

  • @JimmySand9
    @JimmySand9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Never give a junkie your real address." That's good advice, what parent doesn't want their kids to hear such wisdom?

  • @KekoJonesss
    @KekoJonesss 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    another wikibear video, yaaaayyyy \o/

  • @mikey415416
    @mikey415416 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hope this comes back

  • @txas1227
    @txas1227 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HES BACKKKKK

  • @nitav5075
    @nitav5075 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Wikibear should have his own show!

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bring back Wikibear! Yaaayyy!!!

  • @giannipisa5978
    @giannipisa5978 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wanna see a WikiBear stand up special rrrright now !

  • @bijantehrani4325
    @bijantehrani4325 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think they may need to make a recall on the product. (LOL)

  • @GG-mr9iz
    @GG-mr9iz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So when will we have enough AI technology to create a bear like this? I want one.

  • @phoenixjade6504
    @phoenixjade6504 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm WikiBear!!! Lol hilarious

  • @A111mar
    @A111mar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What a Gruesome End to a Miserable Death"...I'm WikiBear!!!...." Robbed of Dignity Even in Death... Yaaayyy!!"

  • @HartlandHendrix
    @HartlandHendrix 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm WikiBear!

  • @SMPMS8389
    @SMPMS8389 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    These skits are Goddamn brilliant

  • @evanoman13
    @evanoman13 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Wiki Bear PLEASE!

  • @LateNightOperationsTV
    @LateNightOperationsTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao I hope they keep wiki bear around, so hilarious!

  • @dogzillasquad9524
    @dogzillasquad9524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wiki bear ask Connan how old he is the he still playing with little bears🤪🤣🤣 I don't think kids want to see a Connan playing still with a little bear and takes this to the bank🤣🤣 and another thing I approve this comment 👍👏🤣

  • @N0_Sun
    @N0_Sun 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    XD WHEN HE SAYS COCAINE KEEPS YOU THIN KIDS XD

  • @Dimefan91
    @Dimefan91 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    More wikibear yay!!!