The guy with the two stage launch is top tier. Nintendo has created a monster of insane proportions. Giving gamers this much room for creativity and a potential target was either brilliant or wicked. Either way, composite-version Link just gained about 10 levels in evil genius.
Link: “War crime” this, “Geneva Checklist” that. Microwaving Koroks is wrong, they say. Zelda: What the fuck? Link: Didja think every war crime I’ve committed was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! War is just part'a who I am. Why not do it? Anyway, none of this will matter in ten minutes. Demand for Korok Torture is about to skyrocket. Like the good ol' days after 5/12!
Nintendo be like: man everyone hated koroks last time and said our game was void of content... so lets do it again but add actual content! everyone literally everyone: war crimes it is
Whelp this is certainly an interesting way to rebuild Hyrule. Also waiting for Link to casually invent a thermonuclear bomb or epic proportions lol. Ganondorf doesn’t have to destroy Hyrule, Link will do it for him
I have a feeling this is what Nintendo wanted us to do all along: make contraptions for the sole purpose of torturing Koroks. Why else would they make a new npc that’s specifically a korok you can grab with ultrahand
“So you’re a Korok with a backpack” “Yep” “And I can use Ultrahand to move you around” “Uh huh” “So I can attach you to ANYTHING!” “That makes sense to me” “Then I’m gonna commit war crimes against you!” “What’s a war crime?” (Gets detonated by everyone)
“Y’all need Jesus!” *camera pans over to Jesus, sitting nearby, arms crossed with a unamused expression* “Leave me out of this. I’m done with you people.”
Alternate title: Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Koroks
TOTK = Torture Of The Korok
Then the next game could be called revenge of the koroks
@@maryswinburn-khan7077 NO.
Tears of Geneva
Wrong- the legend of Purah: tears of the koroks
Ganondorf: You can’t defeat me!
Me: *Drives in with a tank*
I imagine with enough time somebody’s gonna kill him with an absurd contraption 😂😂😂
Nah. You drive in with FOUR tanks. One with fire, one with ice, one with a laser, and another with a cannon.
I'm building a Metal Gear and pulling up to end Ganondorf's ass with nuclear fire
Tank beats everything
FAST AS THE WIND, THE INVASION HAS BEGUN
I love that the koroks have reactions like “It’s too hot!” or “Ouch!” really lets me know that they’re suffering
And it shows that the developers knew this was coming
@@kempbrown4402 i wouldn't be surprised if the Dev's themselves despises thos Li'l ShTS
The guy with the two stage launch is top tier.
Nintendo has created a monster of insane proportions. Giving gamers this much room for creativity and a potential target was either brilliant or wicked. Either way, composite-version Link just gained about 10 levels in evil genius.
W
Only sucks that there's an attachment limit.
This is Links revenge for having to collect 900 korok seeds and only being given a piece of poop in return.
and now it's 1000.
the little shits learned nothing, so they must be forced to learn.
Fair...
I mean, it was all poop.
Glad to see that the Korok space program has finally made its first successful launch.
War crime this...Economy that...how a honest hylian is supposed to make a living ?
“WHEN THE PAIN IS SLOW AND THE KOROKS HOT,THE LINK JUST WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS”
Link: “War crime” this, “Geneva Checklist” that. Microwaving Koroks is wrong, they say.
Zelda: What the fuck?
Link: Didja think every war crime I’ve committed was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! War is just part'a who I am. Why not do it? Anyway, none of this will matter in ten minutes. Demand for Korok Torture is about to skyrocket. Like the good ol' days after 5/12!
I hear ya. In botw you could just farm farosh all mornings for the horns given enough arrows and a fire sword. The economy is harder in this one.
@@headwreak1768 OH HOW PRETTY, ALL THE SCENERY THIS IS ZELDA'S SACRIFICE
2:25 didnt take long for the 9/11 joke to appear
I repeat, a second korok has hit the north tower
Link: remember the 911 attacks? It was me Ganon, I drove a Zonai wing with the intentions of torturing a Korok
The true tears of this kingdom are those shed by the writers of the Geneva convention
Rauru: "Our last line of defense will be Link"
Link: "So you're saying there will be no one left to enforce the law..."
Can’t wait for The Legend of Zelda: Sentenced to Death on the Nuremberg Trials
Luckily for link they forgot to take away his arm, so he can still quick build a nuke in the courtroom
@@iamafuckingfailure 💀
You can't accuse Link of anything if Koroks don't have human rights.
2:28, Bro this is absolutely vile!!!!!! ☠️☠️☠️
“Sir, the second plane has hit the tower”
Why has Zelda become Garry’s mod
@Da Senate so true
Aonuma: I think I gave the players too much freedom.
Sakurai: First time, pal?
Zelda: well hyrule is fucked might as well enjoy the show while i can
Also Zelda: _Takes copious amounts of pictures of Link's butt_
it's not war crimes if you are on the winning side
Alternate title:
The Legend of Zelda: Zonai Warfare
The Creativeness Of The War Crime Community Will Never Cease To Amaze Me.
Nintendo be like: man everyone hated koroks last time and said our game was void of content...
so lets do it again but add actual content!
everyone literally everyone: war crimes it is
you need to reach your friend? alrighty then, u can reach him in heaven
Your comment shot me right there!
Link reads the geneva convention: "Ah, what a splendid checklist some people have made."
2:29, took me 09.11 seconds to realize
Whelp this is certainly an interesting way to rebuild Hyrule. Also waiting for Link to casually invent a thermonuclear bomb or epic proportions lol. Ganondorf doesn’t have to destroy Hyrule, Link will do it for him
This is actually makes me feel sad for the Koroks, totk players are crazy
Same. Wtf did they do to deserve this? 😅
Don't those buggers deserve it
@@gulfcitynd why?
@@Jimmy_997 900 korok seed for some useless gold poop I will use ultra hand on them all and make them suffer while I laugh
I crucify Koroks, then I burn the cross. Nothing wrong there.
1:58 Bombing of Hiroshima, 1945 colorised
2:25 ay yo? 😳
I have a feeling this is what Nintendo wanted us to do all along: make contraptions for the sole purpose of torturing Koroks. Why else would they make a new npc that’s specifically a korok you can grab with ultrahand
“So you’re a Korok with a backpack”
“Yep”
“And I can use Ultrahand to move you around”
“Uh huh”
“So I can attach you to ANYTHING!”
“That makes sense to me”
“Then I’m gonna commit war crimes against you!”
“What’s a war crime?”
(Gets detonated by everyone)
Why is he crucifying him tho 💀 2:31
Why not?
2:25 reminds me of that day in new york city 22 years ago
The Skyview tower deserved it
Link didn’t commit war crimes. He created them
Infinite Ways to Fight Dirty in Hyrule.
we all knew link committing war crimes (against koroks especially) was coming the moment people got their hands on totk
Imprisoning War was just the beginning, Korok extinction was the next step
I now understand why so many crucial NPCs from the first game are missing here. They live in fear of what they’ve given rise to.
“Y’all need Jesus!”
*camera pans over to Jesus, sitting nearby, arms crossed with a unamused expression*
“Leave me out of this. I’m done with you people.”
2:27 I rate this build 9/11 ⭐💀💀
1:46 what a delicious lunch
Nothing like a warcrime to start your mornings
OTFLMAO 😹 This is Legendary footage, Bravo °~•.☆.•~°
1:09 Sending the Korok to meet Nazeem in the Cloud District"
I see I’m not the only threat to everything around in that game
The single stage rocket was insane
The legend of Purah: Tears of the Koroks
I'm fucking screaming lmao
Zelda tears of the kingdom: The Kolog Pain
Here I thought that it was me who was mean to the Koroks by sticking them to the harness behind my horse on their way to their friend
The Legend of Kerbla: Space Program
Rauru should've never given us that arm...
I love the thumbnail like it one of those *delet this meme*
This what gonna happen when you've collected all korok seeds learning it was poop all along....... Enter Doom music
they might as well rename the game to Legend of Zelda: cries of the koroks
Link: Geneva conventions? More like Geneva suggestions
Every single Korok deserved this
2:30, 911 reference?
No more korok bullying they are just wittle babies
I worried something is wrong with _me_, but I now see something is wrong with _us_.
2:26 oh not in hyrule to
It should be xallef Kingdom in tears
Revenge for making us find 700 in BOTW
it’s 900 actually
I put one ontop of a stake inside a cage further then where he was to make sure he would never find his friend
I love war crimes!1!1!
To bad they are invincible and immortal
Geneva Convention? More like the Jenova Convention. ;)
This games LIT as F***!
thank you
Mmmm I wonder what roasted korok tastes like...
lets be honest. There are no war crimes when it comes to koroks. There's a special place in hell for them.
The war crime committer 2000
what music was used in this video?
Some videos belongs to Oyff's Zelda War Crime collection, at least credit him
Totk = torture of the koroks
I like to trap bokos in boxes and dump them in villages
That image🗿
Did y'all hate the Koroks so much in BOTW you have done ALL this?
The thumbnail XDDDD
How does he spin the spear around on a horse like that? @0:38
Hold Y
2:25 ain't no way homie committed 9/11
Ay Ay Ay
F por los koroks
Why… why on earth would you use the BF2024 theme at the end?! WHY?!!
They deserve it
You should really be crediting the people you took these clips from.
2:25 . WAS THAT A 9/11 JOKE
2:25 The mystery is finally solved. Link did it.
Link is the true villain of hyrule