Fr I missed their complex days when they would roast any and anybody for nothing. Now, since they have relations in the entertainment industry, that's much harder to do, but it's understandable. It doesn't take away from their humor, and the brand's gotta keep growing.
ARE THESE PEOPLE CRAZY?!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIED CHICKEN, MAC N CHEESE, PIZZA, RIBS, CHEESEBURGERS WITH CONDIMENTS, WINGS WITH SAUCES, ETC??!! BAKED POTATOES? VEGETABLES? GRILLED CHICKEN WITH NO SAUCE? I AM SOOOOO CONFUSEDDDD
I was seeing an ad before this video about the democratic debate and I was interested in watching and finding out peoples stances. And then it struck me that I can actually vote this next election yeesh now I actually have to be knowledgeable
I do not trust people that don't enjoy eating. I'm serious AF! They are so repressed. We need to start over! Get another line up of dems. STAT! Give me a woman or man that can describe in deep detail a plate of chicken & waffles from Roscos or a Cuban sanwish from Old’s Havana Cuban Bar & Cocina in Miami. Otherwise... get outta here with that mess!
@@maryrosekent8223 I hear ya. The other day someone was talking about peanut butter and mayo sandwiches and I wanted to hurl. Just typing it now made me nauseous
You know how fast Russia would wipe us off the planet? Lmao; all the white racists leaving the country cuz’ Dominicans and Jamaicans are now Citizens. They legalizing Julio’s hot bags, now Micheal Anthony doesn’t have to shoot dog shit in his mom’s basement!!
I was literally eating a baked potato while watching this and I just got so roasted
a baked potato is a fantastic excuse to eat a shit-ton of butter.
MH from NH
And salt.
@Titaness Writes some cheese
Ain't nothing wrong with a baked potato yo. You should try a double baked potato yo. Thats the shit son!
you got roasted or the potato?
"That blanquita cares!" loooooool but honestly they summed up liz warren's vibe super accurately
dlein93 right? It really does seem like she cares! It's awesome.
Exactly. Shes like that white teacher who went the extra mile to try and reach disruptive kids because she cared
This is one of the first segments that had me crying laughing like the old viceland segments hahha
Old school complex
This was OG desus and mero yoooooooo
Yeah, they need to add more old school video roasts like this to the show. Respect the brand!
Fr I missed their complex days when they would roast any and anybody for nothing. Now, since they have relations in the entertainment industry, that's much harder to do, but it's understandable. It doesn't take away from their humor, and the brand's gotta keep growing.
Yea the show did sort of fall off a little since it hit showtime. Still better than most shit on though so whatever
"my favorite food is repressed childhood memories" 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Big mood
Dark Desus In EFFECT
That's how I know Desus is a real Jamaican
Lmfaooo. “She a cop”
Yerrr Banks she is tho 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽
@Black Diamond She's high as fuck!
say "donuts!" 😃
Yeeeeeep
Mero's impersonation of Bernie Sanders selling fit tea has me dead.
I ENJOY THE TASTE OF SULFUR
Jackson Jontra - man... 😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂
Yo I spit my beer out through my nose 😂
I just want one of them to be honest and be like, “mad coke to keep it going all day!” 😳
Damn they just had Corey Booker on and now they're roastin' him... BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
The AverageBroShow Podcast lol right no picks
The Brand is Unapologetic
ARE THESE PEOPLE CRAZY?!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIED CHICKEN, MAC N CHEESE, PIZZA, RIBS, CHEESEBURGERS WITH CONDIMENTS, WINGS WITH SAUCES, ETC??!! BAKED POTATOES? VEGETABLES? GRILLED CHICKEN WITH NO SAUCE? I AM SOOOOO CONFUSEDDDD
“You a cop.” Boiled it right down so no one can play themselves on primary day.
Really pleased with Desus’ dark humor. It’s comforting 😭❤️
Q: Favorite food
A: the flesh of the bourgeoise
dOols V - Bernie’s real answer 😉
funniest segment in a MINUTE im cryyyying i cn't beeathe
I was expecting Bernie to say an egg salad sandwich with black coffee lmao #Bernie2020
...on a bagel with lox.
Or Rice Pudding
Jason Strom 😘love you too
Danasweeklypicks # or a hot pastrami sandwich with a kosher pickle lol
This might be their funniest skit this year lmfaoooo
*segment
Kerra Johnson okay grammar police 🙄😂
ayyy Senator Gilibrand getting smacked off whiskey
Sanskar Wagley - Yoooo! IKR? They show her mad love ❤️ partly cuz she was on their viceland show as well as Showtime!
She was their first political guest, she’s earned that love
"Dique that blanquita cares." 🤣
i died at calling kamala a cop tho lmao #itstrue
Bodega Hive, what we doing for the one year anniversary of Viceland cancelling their contracts on Friday?
damn it's been a year already??
@@NoGhostJustAShell Yerrr!
Comment "Showtime money" on their last Viceland video when they're going down memory lane.
Wait for the Art on Tuesday to hear them joke about it
I say, comment under there NEWEST video “Showtine Money. Yerrrr!!”
"I'm an ice cream guy." Why do I not believe him...
Yeah sounds like sum Bullshit
3:50 I Agree with MERO'S Energy, facial expression and BEING COMPLETELY GROSSED OUT EWWWWW.
If DiBlasio would’ve said Pernil instead of pullpork. That would’ve gave him swag points
I feel like that's what he was trying to say but couldn't pronounce it.
@@eringoblah all them years of spanish and it went down the drain in a instant. It's a wrap for his presidency lol
A nut craker and a Newport 100 hahahahah
"Njoy the taste of sulfur" cracked me up...wearing that jacket$$💜
Yo, this summer Imma need my skin to be as hydrated as Desus's eyes.
Anyone: French Fries
Kamala Harris: tee hee hee
I love fries
lmao "YOU A COP SAY DOUGHNUTS"
Desus cousin out here looking like a snack 😋🍫
JayneBB B YAS GIRL
Omg i love you guys yall have me in here rolling.... lmaoooo i hope im able to get tickets to your show... so proud of you guys
13 people eat McDonald's chicken sandwiches with no sauce. 😂😂😂😂
lol desus's cousin fine tho
"Repressed childhood memories" 😂😂😂
Wassup w Mero's laugh - MAD GOOFY!
I miss them.
Calling Kamala cop 💀
She was the District Attorney in San Francisco for many years.
Mary Rose Kent yea i know lol
Buttigieg: Chocolate
Biden: Yo Aunty
Coffee And A Book Bootyjudge
Biden: Your Aunty's hair smells so nice...from behind...
Lmfaoo they've been on fire lately 😂😂 I had to pause the video when they got to Bernie I couldn't breathe
Bodega Boys can't lose! This had me crying laughing, Irish candidates of 1906?! Hahahahaa
Lmao love these new segments...they feel lile the old ones 🤘 YER!!!!
YOOO😂 Who are this people🤣🤣
Gloria Iji those who will be ruining our lives in 2 years. You better get familiar lol
Damn these guys are killing me with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
I was seeing an ad before this video about the democratic debate and I was interested in watching and finding out peoples stances. And then it struck me that I can actually vote this next election yeesh now I actually have to be knowledgeable
“...she is a cop tho” 🔥
I'm in effing tears! Amazing clip!! 😂😂😭😭😭
I’m surprised nobody said fried chicken with hot sauce.
Only because Hilary isn't running
yungjj84 😂
@@yungjj84 LMAO
VICELAND ENERGY!!!
Aw here comes d’blasio I like a nice methadone slice from sbarro LOL
repressed childhood memories...lol
I rly wanted to de Blasio to say a chop cheese
Marianne Williamson sounds like your phone telling you it didn't understand you
Desus rocking the Four Horsemen!
Cory Booker and Kamala Harris look like they could be siblings 😄😆😁
I don't eat fingering potatoes because they remind me of my head
This is embarrassing, but that's how I act when I get french fries 😂
I LOVE FRIES
I do not trust people that don't enjoy eating. I'm serious AF! They are so repressed. We need to start over! Get another line up of dems. STAT! Give me a woman or man that can describe in deep detail a plate of chicken & waffles from Roscos or a Cuban sanwish from Old’s Havana Cuban Bar & Cocina in Miami. Otherwise... get outta here with that mess!
Most of their replies... and the way they replied.🤢 0:48 Desus pretty much nailed it.
FACTS
I just got told to not laugh so loud at work so i guess its NSFW lmao they on a roll on this one
fuck this vid has to be the funniest on showtime yet, omg i can't breathe
I hate mayonnaise, so I would also ask for that sandwich without sauce.
I hate ketchup, mayo and mustard.
debbiedoodiedandi
Mayonnaise is so disgusting I can’t even look at it without wanting to hurl. Not fond of ketchup either, but it doesn’t make me gag.
Raymond Regus
I love pebbled mustard, and on Italian sausages Gulden’s brown.
@@maryrosekent8223 I hear ya. The other day someone was talking about peanut butter and mayo sandwiches and I wanted to hurl. Just typing it now made me nauseous
@@debbiedoodiedandi ew wtf that's a new level of disgusting. i literally got a chill thinking about that
Peppercorn 😭
Beto and his whataburger 👌🏾 lol
Kamila Harris is vice president rn... £10 she got a 10 bag and order mad fries 🤣🤣
The brand is so strong they can call the vp a cop
You might only get this joke if you're from NYC 3:20😂😂😂😂😂
This shit had me crying laughing 😂😂😂
Why you do Kamala like that lmao I spit out my food dawg
Glass of whiskey hell yeah that's my type of girl
Mero said a horse hoof lmaoooo
2:34 yeah I definitely was thrown off because obvie desus is the dominant one 😂
1:30 He really escaped from Whoville and entered the 2020 race
LOOOL
desus and mero 2020 !
You know how fast Russia would wipe us off the planet? Lmao; all the white racists leaving the country cuz’ Dominicans and Jamaicans are now Citizens. They legalizing Julio’s hot bags, now Micheal Anthony doesn’t have to shoot dog shit in his mom’s basement!!
Marianne Williamson's comfort food is coal
Lmao at the cop comment
Lol that was good
Best clip ever
The joke about Bernie is funny
I lost it at a baked potato lmfaoooooo
Krysten just got my vote! 🤣🤣🤣
No Andrew yang #andrewyang
Kirsten has my vote lmao
What happened to that Kamala is a cop energy???
The person signing their checks told them to hush 🤷🏻♂️
@@barreradavid32 exactly, not their fault, wish the show could be real
McChicken plain, add cheese. Then get a BBQ pack.
That shit is 🔥
Grilled Pastrami & pepper jack cheese on hero with BBQ sauce at an outer borough bodega or a lamb gyro with lots of white sauce & hot sauce
These are the hard hitting questions we’re asking, what’s your favorite food
lmfaooo d&m killin the game fr
Desus and mero should host a debate
finally a segment without julia's voice
Subscribed yo
Swagerlaass!!!! 😂🤣😂 #Goteem
What shoes you got on Desus? They Fresh
"Do you want to be a bad bitch this summer?"......lmao
I was so weak watching this
When she said a baked potato 😂 😂😂 I died 💀
"Desus's Cousin" automatic likes for anyone to tell me what's wrong with that sentence
That it's not a sentence.
@@joshuaadkins7382 fair
@@joshuaadkins7382 You know what the fuck I meant
@@ME-ol9gk Desus's if grammatically incorrect it's Desus'
Bake my potato, stupid!! lol
Their reaction to Tim Ryan.
Pause: Desus’s Cousin.... Carry on.
What was Pete's?