Do you ever think Malekith looks back and thinks to himself “Maybe I overreacted at the whole Phoenix King thing?” Only to then sink back into depression knowing he’s now stuck surrounded by insufferable assholes and people who want to stab him in the back.
@@thuranz2773 that's understandable. Because he sees the murderer of his wife everytime and it giving him pain. Other elves will be hypnotized by her hotness but not Malekith. It giving him disgust and utter urge to draw his sword and kill her.
Fellheart is sane and very competent admiral. But one thing is interesting. Malek can understand Darkblade too. Because his background also similar to one of Malekiths. Both are abused, both are traumatized.
I like to think malekith has days where He just sits in nagarrond in a deep depression over the sheer amount of shit all the other leadera of the dárky elves keep pulling
Too late but fook it. I think he doing it everytime. And probably he have thoughts to just off himself or let Anar or Snorri to kill him or think to organize an expedition to Chaos Wastes just to die with his sane comrade Fellheart.
Malakith be trying to hold it together, one wonders how the people of Ulthwan are having so much trouble with that lot. Looks at the dumpster fire that is Ulthwan.
That first short with the Dark Elf LLs need an update to include Rakarth. Preferably where he crossbreeds a Hydra and a Kharibdyss...and trying many more.
@@CommanderBohn of course)). But playing Rakarth is pain and against him is also pain (note that I am playing mortal empires not IMmortal Empires). Pain to play with him because MONKEEEEES! And against him because of his multi beast Doomstacks. Dinosaurs plus mammoths, hydras is nightmare.
Malekith: Kour come on. How am I suppouse to disguise when this wretched armour fused with my body? I am all for it don't worry. I miss Nagarythe and Anlec.
Mory will do that every opportunity she gets. Perhaps if he still wants to find another wife he needs to keep it secret like Tyrion did with his daughter after having her by sleeping with Alarielle. And probably he again need to find one from Asrai. Because Druchii girls are too depraved for him. And Asur ladies aren't like him. And the next problem is. His face. He need to find out how to heal his fried body.
Malekith: “What did I do to deserve this and where did I screw up so bad to get me here?” Literally everyone else ever: “Uuuuhhh…” Malekith: “I meant What and Where *specifically?”*
Malekith; Uh thats it i cannot take this anymore. Angrily exits the palace. Fellheart; my lord i was waiting for you here. Malekith: allright. I have an order for you. Fellheart; anything you want sir. Malekith: prepare Blessed Dread we going to the expedition. Fellheart: and destination of that expedition? Ulthuan, Lustria maybe Bretonnia? Malekith: no we going to Chaos Wastes? Fellheart: let me guess you want to end your sufferings by dying yes? Malekith; yes. I cannot take this. If i cant be a Phoenix King than screw it. Mother will torment me endlessly anyway. Fellheart: i understand sir. But i have to rename my ship. Because we doing a suicidal expedition. What name do you prefer. Malekith: hm. Let it me the Brokenheart. Fellheart: fine. I will go to prepare the ship. Malekith: thank you Lokhir. Your my sane best admiral. Fellheart; and loyal. Allright gonna go. 5 minutes later. Imrik; aaaaah shit! Malekith brace for impact! Malekith; huh. Oh shit. Whooph that was close. Imrik? By Asuryan what in the heck happened? Imrik; i lost control of my dragon and we both fall from skies. Eh what are you doing anyway? Malekith: going to die i suppouse. Me and Fellheart preparing to go to the Chaos Wastes and die there. Imrik; i. I never imagined that you really want this. What happened to you for making such decision? Malekith: my mother Imrik. She bring me into this point. Imrik; ah. If you think that death will make you rest easy than do it. I have to go to Ulthuan. Feel pity for you man you didnt deserve this. In Ulthuan Tyrion: hey what happened Imrik? Imrik; i spotted Malekith. Hes planning. Tyrion: to invade Ulthuan we know. Imrik: shut your ass you damned cursed descendant of Aenerion and listen to me! Teclis: be patient brother. Tyrion: whatever. What is it? Imrik: hes planning expedition to the Chaos Wastes. Alarielle: any reason why he doing this? Imrik; he wants to die. Hes mother bring him to this point. Teclis; yeah his mother can do that. I cant envy him and i know that he cant kill her. So he decides to leave this world in his terms. Alastar: my lord we spotted Malekiths ship the Brokenheart enteres the great ocean and moving to the wastes. And we also spotted Asrai ships following to Malekiths course. And the name of the capital ship of Asrai is "Alisaras sorrow" what does it mean? Alarielle: i know what it mean. Alisara is the wife of Malekith. Morathi tricked Ellyrian prince to kill her and because of it she died and it broke Malekith even more. So this Asrai following Malekith is probably are maidens knowing Alisara and sympathetic to Malekith. Tyrion; whatever. If he wants to die than that it. The meeting is over. Imrik: i need to spectate him. Teclis: you pity him? Imrik: yes. He didnt deserve this fate. It was his mother the architect of the Sundering not him. He is just a puppet and now he decides to cut the strings by killing himself. The last noble deed of the son of Aenerion. Teclis: yes. Good luck Imrik. I also need to spectate. You are right he didnt deserve this misery suffered because of his mother. We will spectate him once he died we will organize the Grim Crusade against Morathis pleasure cult and avenge for our tormented brothers and sisters of Naggaroth including the Witch King and Blood Queen. Tyrion: you out of your mind? They slaughtering us everytime they get! What the hell is happened to you Teclis? Teclis; they still our kin Tyrion like it or not its a fact that you cannot escape and the Witch King of Nagarythe is son of Aenerion. Maybe if we do the Druchii a favour and slay the architecht of their torment it will make them reintegrate with us? Tyrion; do what you gonna do. But if you start the Grim Crusade i will not hesitate to stand against you brother. Eltharion: i am siding on Teclis on this one Tyrion. Plus your shortsightedness will eventually damn you and you not only face the High Loremaster of Hoeth but also me the Grim Warden of Tor Yvresse and my partner the White Wolf Loremaster Geralt Rivius.
It gives me pain and excessive urge to play as him and obliterate Morathi. He is my favourite Dark Elf with Fellheart and Hellebron (crazy grandma in comparison with Morathi looks more sane)
Malekith: Is anyone here!? Emperor of Mankind: Hi D.Vader/Anakin: Hello Illidan: Greetings, Malekith: So I had shitty week, where do I even start!? D.Vader/Anakin: Morning, better start with the real pains, trying to wake up into the nightmare from the night terror-torture & hauntings of your great mistakes, Emperor of Mankind: Yeah he is on point, it helps you get a good breather,....NO OFFENSE! D.Vader/Anakin: I'm dead and at peace, plus when you see beyond the "great beyond" you can hardly get offended, Illidan: What about let's say for your birthday, they give you a shitty gift!? Malekith: The only servant that I actually liked gave me skin cream made from honey and certain nuts that helped with my condition, only for my mother to kill him, I had his skull preserved,
The Druchiis
ha
Cue family sitcom theme
DRUCHII!
yey, heart
The mouth flaps! Why do you animate the mouth flaps??? Every time Lokir Felheart talks, all I can think about is Zoidberg!!!
Do you ever think Malekith looks back and thinks to himself “Maybe I overreacted at the whole Phoenix King thing?” Only to then sink back into depression knowing he’s now stuck surrounded by insufferable assholes and people who want to stab him in the back.
100%
Nah because he just needed to stay in the fire to cleanse his mothers corruption off him. In the end he leads all of his people
“Every DAY!”
-Malekith
AKA the tales of why the Witch King hates everyone around him, most of all, his family and allies.
And snow
It is said there is a river composed entirely of Malekith's tears due to all his broken dreams because of the idiots he has to put up with.
Don’t forget all his invasions that nearly took ulthuan multiple times only for it to slip from his grasps.
"Maybe I overreacted after the whole 'Phoenix king' stuff..."
- Malekith -
The edgelords themselves, in 1st edition Malekith used a club to cut people un half, he provided the edge to do it
Yep
Malekith's back is obliterated for the amount of carrying he's doing
Lmfaooo
Isn’t it amazing how two legendary lords come from Karond Kar yet Karond Kar is just some minor faction to be eaten by Alith Anar
I have yet to see Karond Kar survive long enough to get the mission done.
@@Corsharkgaming I saw it happen. TWICE.
When you play Morathi and almost have an alliance with Malekeith but then Malus declares war on you and Malekeith joins war...
He's still mad about his wife.
You think that's bad? Imagine Malus forcing you into a war with Hellebron as you're about to invade Ulthuan.
@@thuranz2773 that's understandable. Because he sees the murderer of his wife everytime and it giving him pain. Other elves will be hypnotized by her hotness but not Malekith. It giving him disgust and utter urge to draw his sword and kill her.
That's what I call bros before hoes))
Conclusion: would not want Malekith's job
"They would inspect them for defects."
*Da Morghur baby* *moo*
_"What a beautiful child."_
YEET!
+38 MD? +39% hp?
bruh what kind of cracked up dev thought a bonus like that was ok
With 15 armor and mediocre mounts like the manticore and that shitty cauldron, she desperately needs it too. Footlord Hellebron is best Hellebron
Same one that worked on Alien Hinters in XCOM 2.
malekith misses lokhir....he was the only one who understood him.....even though he was into weird stuff
Fellheart is sane and very competent admiral. But one thing is interesting. Malek can understand Darkblade too. Because his background also similar to one of Malekiths. Both are abused, both are traumatized.
Druchii be like: hippity hoppity your lifes are now my property! *Laughs in mickey mouse*
I like to think malekith has days where He just sits in nagarrond in a deep depression over the sheer amount of shit all the other leadera of the dárky elves keep pulling
Too late but fook it. I think he doing it everytime. And probably he have thoughts to just off himself or let Anar or Snorri to kill him or think to organize an expedition to Chaos Wastes just to die with his sane comrade Fellheart.
Malakith be trying to hold it together, one wonders how the people of Ulthwan are having so much trouble with that lot. Looks at the dumpster fire that is Ulthwan.
High Elf CIA are part of the reason he's having such a hard time.
@@thuranz2773 yeah Anar giving him some trouble. But still his own Druchii are a problem more than Anar.
Morghur's true origin story:
Druchi elders: that's one ugly baby.
Toss
Watching these while knowing nothing about war hammer is quite the experience
I heard the empire is pretty chill, maybe we should join it!
Or something
Hats off to the Malekith and all the sensible Dreadlords for keeping this dysfunctional faction somewhat together
Well sensible. Probably it's Malekith himself, Fellheart and Rakarth mostly.
That first short with the Dark Elf LLs need an update to include Rakarth. Preferably where he crossbreeds a Hydra and a Kharibdyss...and trying many more.
Well he is a Beastmaster. I think it is his speciality to experiment with beast genes to create the deadly ones.
@@Warmaster2001 Yeah but still kinda crazy CA gave him this kind of stuff.
Still I'd like other Hydra variants too.
@@CommanderBohn of course)). But playing Rakarth is pain and against him is also pain (note that I am playing mortal empires not IMmortal Empires). Pain to play with him because MONKEEEEES! And against him because of his multi beast Doomstacks. Dinosaurs plus mammoths, hydras is nightmare.
The Dreadlady is the most beautiful lord in the game.
You've clearly missed Cylostra Direfin, man!
@@leandroijanorodrigues9303 bruh obese syrene with Bretonnian simp paladin. Nah.
Lady of Ganeth yes but the problem is mostly in Death Nights.
Kouran: “Really starting to regret this “Druchii” thing. Maybe me Lord Malekith should get a healer, learn some voice acting and join up with Ulthwan?
Malekith: Kour come on. How am I suppouse to disguise when this wretched armour fused with my body? I am all for it don't worry. I miss Nagarythe and Anlec.
I like how Malekith is so tired Of this
I have experienced lately how Crone have withstanded all my artilleries, arrows and magic I sent against her. She decimated my army alone :(
As it should be
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Let me and ghal Maraz solo her*
Man if only Malekith had a loving wife if not for mirathi killing his lover
Mory will do that every opportunity she gets. Perhaps if he still wants to find another wife he needs to keep it secret like Tyrion did with his daughter after having her by sleeping with Alarielle. And probably he again need to find one from Asrai. Because Druchii girls are too depraved for him. And Asur ladies aren't like him. And the next problem is. His face. He need to find out how to heal his fried body.
Malekith: “What did I do to deserve this and where did I screw up so bad to get me here?”
Literally everyone else ever: “Uuuuhhh…”
Malekith: “I meant What and Where *specifically?”*
Bruv I know that my guy Tarriff gonna make this a GOLDMINE of memes when the third one comes out hooooly crap
"The Druchii are feeble lunatics!"
-entrepreneur mage #69
Should have been titled keeping up with the druchiis
Lokhir is still my favorite DE lord
The Druchiis shall retake the donut
Alas, poor Lokhir! I knew him well...
He is my favourite Dark Elf. Doing his thing. Establishing his pirate empire)).
Dark Elf lore is confusing.
Please pick me up Sigmar, I'm scared.
Humans make for a fine pair of boots...if you're on a budget.
Malekith the Chill King
Malekith the Broken.
"You think you can rule over Druchii?" - definitely not.
Malekith; Uh thats it i cannot take this anymore.
Angrily exits the palace.
Fellheart; my lord i was waiting for you here.
Malekith: allright. I have an order for you.
Fellheart; anything you want sir.
Malekith: prepare Blessed Dread we going to the expedition.
Fellheart: and destination of that expedition? Ulthuan, Lustria maybe Bretonnia?
Malekith: no we going to Chaos Wastes?
Fellheart: let me guess you want to end your sufferings by dying yes?
Malekith; yes. I cannot take this. If i cant be a Phoenix King than screw it. Mother will torment me endlessly anyway.
Fellheart: i understand sir. But i have to rename my ship. Because we doing a suicidal expedition. What name do you prefer.
Malekith: hm. Let it me the Brokenheart.
Fellheart: fine. I will go to prepare the ship.
Malekith: thank you Lokhir. Your my sane best admiral.
Fellheart; and loyal. Allright gonna go.
5 minutes later.
Imrik; aaaaah shit! Malekith brace for impact!
Malekith; huh. Oh shit. Whooph that was close. Imrik? By Asuryan what in the heck happened?
Imrik; i lost control of my dragon and we both fall from skies. Eh what are you doing anyway?
Malekith: going to die i suppouse. Me and Fellheart preparing to go to the Chaos Wastes and die there.
Imrik; i. I never imagined that you really want this. What happened to you for making such decision?
Malekith: my mother Imrik. She bring me into this point.
Imrik; ah. If you think that death will make you rest easy than do it. I have to go to Ulthuan. Feel pity for you man you didnt deserve this.
In Ulthuan
Tyrion: hey what happened Imrik?
Imrik; i spotted Malekith. Hes planning.
Tyrion: to invade Ulthuan we know.
Imrik: shut your ass you damned cursed descendant of Aenerion and listen to me!
Teclis: be patient brother.
Tyrion: whatever. What is it?
Imrik: hes planning expedition to the Chaos Wastes.
Alarielle: any reason why he doing this?
Imrik; he wants to die. Hes mother bring him to this point.
Teclis; yeah his mother can do that. I cant envy him and i know that he cant kill her. So he decides to leave this world in his terms.
Alastar: my lord we spotted Malekiths ship the Brokenheart enteres the great ocean and moving to the wastes. And we also spotted Asrai ships following to Malekiths course. And the name of the capital ship of Asrai is "Alisaras sorrow" what does it mean?
Alarielle: i know what it mean. Alisara is the wife of Malekith. Morathi tricked Ellyrian prince to kill her and because of it she died and it broke Malekith even more. So this Asrai following Malekith is probably are maidens knowing Alisara and sympathetic to Malekith.
Tyrion; whatever. If he wants to die than that it. The meeting is over.
Imrik: i need to spectate him.
Teclis: you pity him?
Imrik: yes. He didnt deserve this fate. It was his mother the architect of the Sundering not him. He is just a puppet and now he decides to cut the strings by killing himself. The last noble deed of the son of Aenerion.
Teclis: yes. Good luck Imrik. I also need to spectate. You are right he didnt deserve this misery suffered because of his mother. We will spectate him once he died we will organize the Grim Crusade against Morathis pleasure cult and avenge for our tormented brothers and sisters of Naggaroth including the Witch King and Blood Queen.
Tyrion: you out of your mind? They slaughtering us everytime they get! What the hell is happened to you Teclis?
Teclis; they still our kin Tyrion like it or not its a fact that you cannot escape and the Witch King of Nagarythe is son of Aenerion. Maybe if we do the Druchii a favour and slay the architecht of their torment it will make them reintegrate with us?
Tyrion; do what you gonna do. But if you start the Grim Crusade i will not hesitate to stand against you brother.
Eltharion: i am siding on Teclis on this one Tyrion. Plus your shortsightedness will eventually damn you and you not only face the High Loremaster of Hoeth but also me the Grim Warden of Tor Yvresse and my partner the White Wolf Loremaster Geralt Rivius.
Wonder how Malekith feels about his new family member?
Which one?
damn the traits that dark elves throw babies away for are stronger than literally anything in warhammer 3
Hmm, seems like I missed quite a bit from the disfunctional family. Thanks for the recap!
2:02 Warcraft 2 soundtrack!
Im big Malekith fan, especially at end of times. But even i love when he cries in your videos)
It gives me pain and excessive urge to play as him and obliterate Morathi. He is my favourite Dark Elf with Fellheart and Hellebron (crazy grandma in comparison with Morathi looks more sane)
Now imagine that first clip but with Grombrindal also banging down the door
Rakarth: (watches the hole video)
Rakarth: that’s it, enough of this sh## I’m leaving
Malekith: Is anyone here!?
Emperor of Mankind: Hi
D.Vader/Anakin: Hello
Illidan: Greetings,
Malekith: So I had shitty week, where do I even start!?
D.Vader/Anakin: Morning, better start with the real pains, trying to wake up into the nightmare from the night terror-torture & hauntings of your great mistakes,
Emperor of Mankind: Yeah he is on point, it helps you get a good breather,....NO OFFENSE!
D.Vader/Anakin: I'm dead and at peace, plus when you see beyond the "great beyond" you can hardly get offended,
Illidan: What about let's say for your birthday, they give you a shitty gift!?
Malekith: The only servant that I actually liked gave me skin cream made from honey and certain nuts that helped with my condition, only for my mother to kill him, I had his skull preserved,
Yay i was literally just thinking i wanted to watch one of your videos again then BAM - Magic
The Hearthstone music for the wheel RNG was genius. lol
No beastman were hurts in the making of this video
ya, can someone explain why Lohkir isnt a Black Ark unit?
Malekith doesn't hate anymore. He's just so done with everyone's shit.
Murder granny is great
Murder granny in the lore is cool and tragic too. And it's also because of Morathi.
Oh gods the hearthstone wheel got me rolling!
I've never seen anything so accurate in my life
Я почувствовал весь стресс Малекита
Здрасти из будущего. Стресс? Слишком мягко сказано. Малек тупо травмирован. Я удивлён как он вообще не убил себя?
Mordor with sergeant voice is great
Alarielle: THICC
Hellebron: BRICC
Warcraft II songs! Kirby songs!
Nostalgy is on.
Blackhearted Edgelords
Malekith really only pulled his heel-face turn in the end times because he was sick of hanging out with all the edgy weirdos in a frozen wasteland...
i both understand all of it and none of it at the same time
Is this considered kinky?
Great compilation!
So civilised!
So... the starting skit... how does Rakarth add to the equation?
Malekith the spaz wrangler
Meet the Druchiis.
rofl no one besides the true phoenix king in Def faction are normal
wheres the chaos invasion part?
Yeah this random names of power can kill whole fun. Like 2 of them are really stronk and the rest is useless
Poor Morghur
Whose schizophrenia is worse? Malus or Luthor?
Luthor. Harkon have multiple-personality disorder while Darkblade possessed with daemon which he can controll using elixirs.
Ah, yes dark elves
i'm still waiting to see Skarsnik laugh at Khazrak again ahahahaha
Take my like, YEET
Yo dude join the empire
t. Alberto Sartosa
The Douchiis
Yea... Im with Alith on this one
Idk, never had a problem with dark elves with all the buffs
Lmao 🔒😂
The edgys
Jajaja buen video.
Ahbyed
👍🏻🤣👍🏻
XD