WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear mario
Life noggin: if you want to know about painful stings try looking up the tarantula Hawk a bullet ant or the cow killer Coyote Peterson:those aren’t painful it just tickles
Hello! Welcome to Something educational: Last time, we learned about the difference of "You're" and "Your" Today, we will learn about the use of "then" and "than" THEN - I'm gonna play games first, then I'm gonna do the dishes. THAN - I'd rather play games than doing the dishes. I'm not a sensitive grammar police or whatever and I hate to correct people, but the amount of than and then mistakes I've seen in a lot of the comments in other videos (It's always when someone use "then" instead of "than") is quite worrying. Cause grammar is important. maybe i have ocd idk. The more you know. Btw im not an english teacher or anything like that, just a highschool dude that doesn't like going to school.
I heard about you from ginger pale but I’ve never really watched your channel until now. I’ve been binging your videos in quarantine and now I’m subscribed.
#DearBlocko in everytime i yawned, tears are coming out of my eyes. is something wrong with me or not? i *REALLY* want to know this. oh this channel is helpful a lot to me. keep up a good work, Blocko!
TPO Gaming I don’t think anything is wrong with you. That just happens whenever I yawn 🥱 hard. Though, I’m no doctor. Whoo, I just yawned writing this!
Because of when you aren't exposed to dirt that makes you immunse system train and know what substance to attack or not, and the immune system confuses nuts as germs. Nerd at school :-)
I always get stinger by a mosquito or a bee or a bug, when I sleep. Nothing happens but I know that I get stinged when I sleep cause I see sometimes a sting or something red. Nothing personal, it doesn’t make pain, but it’s annoying and it’s itchy. But i think It’s stopped now. I’m glad that I didn’t got any of those diseases.
Ive checked off way too many bites on the list: Mosquito bites, brown recluse bite resulting in leg surgery, flea bite resulting in typhus fever, bee stings.... inside the mouth... Caterpillar sting...ughgh
My girlfriends mom got bit by a brown recluse spider 2 summers ago in the calf and she needed that whole part of her leg amputated. It was about a 12x6 area that turned completely black and swelled up almost 3 times the size
My Mum got bitten by a spider in a cupboard once, she didn't know what it was but she said it was big, probably a brown recluse or a wolf spider. We're in Canada and they're the most likely. It made a large, painful sort of circle, don't remember very well but I think it looked like a sort of target.
Then in the Southwest there's the Gila Monster-a GORGEOUS reptile that once it bites, it doesn't let go. The venom is in glands inside its mouth, and seeps into the wound. A synthetic version of a protein found in Gila saliva is used as a treatment for diabetes in humans. Gila monster venom causes pain, swelling, hypotension, and shock in humans. Gila monsters eat as few as three big meals a year, but their blood sugar remains stable. Kinda wild.
In high school I once got bitten by a spider during a science field trip. Ever since then, I've had some weird tingling sensations. I also feel stronger and I can stick to walls. Really weird.
If an insect tries to bite you, just say no. They can’t bite you without your consent.
Facts
Your IQ my dude
“Sir Recluse Brown, why would you bite that child without their consent?”
“She’s lying! She didn’t say anything! So it meant consent!”
Mesprit700 thanks for the info
*2,000* *IQ*
So you're telling me that the Brazilian wandering spider is a cursed Viagra?
Natural alternative.
Ges
Yes I used to study spiders
Sign me up!
spicy viagra
I rather watch life noggin than do online classes
I agree
Yeah
That’s what I do already.
Sarah Gilmour-Luna lucky they just give us work ☹️
Lol same
The worst BiTeS:
1: ThE BiTe of 87
...
@@joshuacarre06 you did nothing about your child
I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
@@SilksongOutTomorrow now I suffer from the curse and now I'm blind.
Answer:
*every single one of them*
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear mario
I have a line of bed bug bites on my arm what do you thing about that
@@Huy_Nguyen66 disgusting
@@AxxLAfriku no
@@AxxLAfriku its just a joke
"Better pray to the Aloe vera gods"
Me, a girl named Vera: *I see this as an absolute win*
Me who use 99.85 aloe vera: it still itchy
Yes, mosquitoes do be biting tho
@@tyujg7495. yes, attreat.
attreat
I like males but i hate females
@@tyujg7495. facts
Thats why you have to bite the bug back 😂
hi lol
True
Bite Bug Back
hello clickbait boy
Yum
What kind of bug bites only at your feet?
Mosqui-toes
Ba da tsss
(that was a drum)
I'm not a *fan* of this comment
Hahahahahahahahhaahahahaha.....
I’m joking(actually kinda funny)
@@Androidy why would you comment then
Me who’s played Henry Stickmin, Corruptick
SMAT
Same
(Game has crashed,loading data)
gegegegegegegegep ummaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nicceeeee-c-aef-e-ef-f-afsfADQ3Q23941963R72461746137434143REAGD
watching life noggin after a long time feeling good
I agree
Same mate
I was a BIG fan 3 years ago, watching this now brings back good memories
Same
Same
0:56 I just watched Brave Wilderness get stung by all 3 of those 😂
Lol he’s legendary
Same
Life noggin:"Black widow"
Me: *"now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"*
A very long time
undertale pfp poggers
Crystalization yeah
😭
Dead
Nobody:
Coyote Peterson: hold my snapping turtle
Insects, not reptiles
@@1nfernaldrak356 exactly. He asks him to hold his reptile so he can be bit by the insects
(Bullet ant) are you challenging me?!?
Him purposely getting bitten is the equivalent of a teen filming themselves eating Tide Pods
Worried about demonetization for saying "Erection" wow what has TH-cam become
xUltimatexInstinctx there’s an ad at the end of the video.
ERECTING A DISPENCER
xUltimatexInstinctx what does that m e a n
@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 are u dumb?
@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 you don’t know what an erection is? I’ve had them since I was like 4
Thank you Blocko, for not showing any real pictures of spiders.
This has been life noggin don't forget to keep on th-
"The tick can turn you into a vegetarian"
My mom:*gets tick* *puts it on me*
Me: *AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOM*
(jk i love you)
I hate my dad he fake loves me
@@GogoGaga7352 that is called a dad
When the Brazilian Wandering Spider came about, I *KNEW* you were going to talk about *THAT*
@@No-db1ib meant erection.
The worst BiTeS:
1: ThE BiTe of 87
A bugbite that makes people allergic to meat?
Thats gonna create some crazy supervillain
Life noggin: Says "Black Widow"
Me being a HUGE Marvel fan: **Crying intensifies**
bruh idk if ur being serious or not lol
SyphyxHR lol
simp
@@gkyspuggles It depends on how you think of it but eh, idk either
@@mememan2.074 I know you are, but what am I? 🤯
Why would anyone dislike this?! It's literally informational and probably tells u MORE than google coulde
He's alive! You never post for so long you know you're my only entertainment in quarantine right ? Hello? Anyone home? Huh...:(
phuc huynh thien ITS ONLY BEEN A WEEK JESUS
@Ayrick J but it felt like 2000 years ! 🙁🙃😳
@@phuchuynhthien9282 wtf
SubaruBR_Z Roblox um...ok?
Animating takes time -.-
Your first video from 2016 has been on my recomended list
Dear blocko”
Why do we get hot and cold?
Also my dad came up with this one love ya vids
Oh mah gawd
Omg its 37 years ago
@iiRāmenClxuds :D haha you fell for the trick
The bug that was my ex-girlfriend friend bit me on the heart when she slept with my friend. Truly a strange bug bite.
Ouf I'm sry bout that man sounds rough
that would suck if you just all of a sudden become allergic to meat
Though specifically to red meats, not all kinds of meat.
Apollo456 ikr, I’ve been on dates with guys a lot (before the pandemic) so I know my way around meat
@Twitch Nothing haha and eww
assassin bug: bites you, sucks out some blood, poops in the bite, walks away. makes you sick and is potentially lethal
My friend got dengue ;~; he is still recovering but is tired
Edit: forgot to mention this but the worst part is that he got it in my class so 😰
r i p
Don't worry he'll respawn
He will meet Stan lee
I also once had dengue.....
At 5 years old
i got dengue 3 times
I haven’t watch this channel for a very long time I still remember when dear blocko #1 was out
Well I’ll just be over here in my hasmat suit covered in bug spray.
i was watching this and here was a spider crawling on me im so scared
Life noggin: if you want to know about painful stings try looking up the tarantula Hawk a bullet ant or the cow killer
Coyote Peterson:those aren’t painful it just tickles
I mean, he was writhing on the ground in pain with all three, but you know. XD
The Brown Recluse Spider was on my neck last weak.
Hello! Welcome to Something educational:
Last time, we learned about the difference of "You're" and "Your"
Today, we will learn about the use of "then" and "than"
THEN - I'm gonna play games first, then I'm gonna do the dishes.
THAN - I'd rather play games than doing the dishes.
I'm not a sensitive grammar police or whatever and I hate to correct people, but the amount of than and then mistakes I've seen in a lot of the comments in other videos (It's always when someone use "then" instead of "than") is quite worrying. Cause grammar is important. maybe i have ocd idk.
The more you know.
Btw im not an english teacher or anything like that, just a highschool dude that doesn't like going to school.
Igen
Hurt a lot at first than calmed down after a while
“No triangle bob water is dangerous in here” he said as he try’s to hide that water is the cure to corona
(Jk water isn’t a cure obviosly
Honestly, introduce me to ANY bug that doesn’t bite and will be best friends instantly 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh I literally learn more from Life Noggin than that stupid online classes lol
3:44 don't forget to keep on!
@@No-db1ib yes that was what he said but he stopped the video before he said "thinking"!
Everything in my life, every decision, every failure, every victory, has led me to finding out that a spider can turn me on with a bite
NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE ME HARD BY BITING ME
haha dong go expand
I heard about you from ginger pale but I’ve never really watched your channel until now. I’ve been binging your videos in quarantine and now I’m subscribed.
Sting em in the eye that would really hurt!
-berry b. Bensons dad
Haven't watched this channel for a long time
#DearBlocko
in everytime i yawned, tears are coming out of my eyes. is something wrong with me or not? i *REALLY* want to know this. oh this channel is helpful a lot to me. keep up a good work, Blocko!
TPO Gaming I don’t think anything is wrong with you. That just happens whenever I yawn 🥱 hard. Though, I’m no doctor. Whoo, I just yawned writing this!
Nope Its normal!! Im pretty sure...
Radioactive spider bites are the worst! So many responsibilities to look after.
But you get superpowers and might be able to work with a popular team of superheroes.
The worst bite is obviously a tera bite...
Ok I'll stop
Everyone gangsta until a spider gives you a stiffy
SO NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO BEFORE I GO TO MY GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE
*S I M P*
Title: what is the worst bug bite to get?
*Coyote has joined the chat*
When you learn more from this than actual school: *visible confusion*
4 years later and now i know what bug to avoid at all cost.... the vegen bug
This video taught me more facts than online classes this quarantine 😂
I guess in Brazil if your bit by a spider you'll get a...erect-
i knew the erection spider from a grade a under a video. ahh the good times
If the last spider that has a dot on its back bit me then I would probably starve to dead
Fun fact: most people died of malaria but it isn’t the most commen case of death in this century
corona
The funny thing about this video is I was bit by like 6 mosquitos last night and then you post about bug bites the next day XD
#dearblocko Why am i allergic to peanuts? i have a serious allergic reaction to peanuts, how does this happen.
Your pfp looks like a lisa bot or uncanny girl
Because of when you aren't exposed to dirt that makes you immunse system train and know what substance to attack or not, and the immune system confuses nuts as germs.
Nerd at school :-)
Jimmy Jr. B. Llante tysm! That's crazy! I didn't know that
Jimmy Jr. B. Llante what happens if you brush your teeth with soap?
Its Anna your inmune system thinks that the peanuts are phatogens which triggers a severe inmune response
Everything seems to happen to Triangle Bob. Suppose he's that unlucky
Ikr
me: gasp this video was 1 hour ago!
also me: tries to comment:
also also me?: sees the ammount of comments
comments: hahahahaha no.
Me: sees Roblox player
Also me:get off your mom's phone
lol
I swear the next time i get bitten by a mosquito ill praise the aloe vera gods.
Insect: *bites human*
Human: *So you have chosen death*
I always get stinger by a mosquito or a bee or a bug, when I sleep. Nothing happens but I know that I get stinged when I sleep cause I see sometimes a sting or something red. Nothing personal, it doesn’t make pain, but it’s annoying and it’s itchy. But i think It’s stopped now. I’m glad that I didn’t got any of those diseases.
Random fact:
The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.
Ive checked off way too many bites on the list:
Mosquito bites, brown recluse bite resulting in leg surgery, flea bite resulting in typhus fever, bee stings.... inside the mouth... Caterpillar sting...ughgh
I just found a European hornet nest in my backyard 😣
Just burn that thing
Ordering an Exterminatus
My girlfriends mom got bit by a brown recluse spider 2 summers ago in the calf and she needed that whole part of her leg amputated. It was about a 12x6 area that turned completely black and swelled up almost 3 times the size
If a bug tries to bite you, pull out an uno reverse card
I looked up this spider that if it bites you developing arachnophobia, wanna know which one?
*ALL OF THEM*
I'm watching this while waiting on my mozzarella sticks. I hope they don't burn, wish me luck
Edit: they didn't burn! Yay
The Sydney Funnel-Web is the MOST deadly spider bite, causing death nearly 100% of the time
*Coyote Peterson has entered the chat*
I watched this video and now I feel things crawling on me
Hey Life Noggin. Why do we just drop things? Just like that. Unintentionally.
2:46 Vegetarians: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
Early squad
Don’t worry I will like my own comment
Blocko:bullet ant ,tarantula hawk and cow killer
Executioner wasp:I’m here too
I live in Michigan and We have both of those spiders
BUT WASPS AND HORNETS ARE FLYING AROUND EVERY SECOND
My Mum got bitten by a spider in a cupboard once, she didn't know what it was but she said it was big, probably a brown recluse or a wolf spider. We're in Canada and they're the most likely. It made a large, painful sort of circle, don't remember very well but I think it looked like a sort of target.
I live in Ireland, where the biggest spider, the Bath spider, is the largest in Europe, but I'm creeped out by those spiders
Talk about stings next
god i can't even look at cartoon spiders without freaking out
Yeah, a bronw recluse spider bit me on the neck and we found it early. But if we didn't, I probably be dead
Me in 2018:*gets a mosquito bite on my forehead *a day later *looks like a unicorn
Currently have 8 mosquito bites and this getting uploaded now feels as if it’s mocking me
Mosquito's can also cause lyme disease, which can cause tiredness, loss of energy, muscle and joint pain, headaches and high temperatures.
Im staying up watching this... im gonna have nightmares about these spiders.
I'm watching this as a spider is roaming my room.
White tail spider - it makes the bitten area look like you turned into a vampire
My family moved to the uk from South Africa cuz I kept getting bitten by mosquitoes all over my body and there is so many mosquitoes in South Africa.
0.5: The bite of 87
Then in the Southwest there's the Gila Monster-a GORGEOUS reptile that once it bites, it doesn't let go. The venom is in glands inside its mouth, and seeps into the wound. A synthetic version of a protein found in Gila saliva is used as a treatment for diabetes in humans. Gila monster venom causes pain, swelling, hypotension, and shock in humans. Gila monsters eat as few as three big meals a year, but their blood sugar remains stable. Kinda wild.
Would you rather yeah
In high school I once got bitten by a spider during a science field trip. Ever since then, I've had some weird tingling sensations. I also feel stronger and I can stick to walls. Really weird.
spider man
spider man
friendly neighborhood spider man
Its basically autumn which is basically Halloween which is basically not Christmas till December
The worst bite:
*_Another one bites the dust_*
The gympie gympie: *laughs maliciously*
but that's a plant-
Great improvements in effects love your vids 💓 a
Im glad your back but i cant hear you i had to use my raycon buds from amazz