@@MarquisLeary34 bro i thought novaonline and jupiter the hybrid was the same person i thought they were REALLY obsessed with that one guy. if i was new i would probably also think josh world of tshirts and daniel larson were the same person. they’re both frail little men except one likes children and one is “FROM THE BRONX!!!!!!!!!!! IM FROOMMMMMMM THE BROOOOONNNNNXXXX!!!!!”.
dude whoever runs this channel and if they read comments, let old tommy dark know that you can use the "" keys to go forward and backward frame by frame. Better than constantly trying to pause a video.
You can also use "J", "K", or "L" to jump 10 sec forwards or backwards. K, for whatever reason, can be used as Pause-button. Best one is still typing "awesome", while a TH-cam Video is running. Watch the timeline...😄
Bro that cinnamon lady is glozell. Cinnamon challenge legend. One of the first videos i say on youtube was her turning into a damn dragon after eatting a ladle full of cinnamon
Ray William Johnson, What The Buck, NigaHiga, Smosh, Fred, iJustine, Michelle Phan, Tay Zonday, Hot for Words, Tyler Oakley, Grace Helbig, GloZella, Markiplier, Jack Septic Eye, Filthy Frank...it was a whole different website.
I don't know who onision is, I'm just listening to this video while cleaning my house. I am 36, but I only started watching TH-cam for more than just music about 2 years ago.
Millennials: Disney adults, rawr, im so random xD, pumpkin spice, beauty gurus, bacon, emo hair, so much more.. Gen Z: tik tok speak, fake turrets, -core, tik tok dances, mushrooms, aesthetic, mushroom hair, degenerate streamers, ongoing… The cringe comes for us all.
Tom I say this in complete seriousness; You're a solid 6/10 pushing 7. Onision isn't really more than a 5* himself. Keep that chin up and have a Happy Thanksgiving Sir Timothy Turkey!
@@CorinnaAtHome You know what? You're right. I went easy on Onision because of how old he is but anything above a 6 is copium. I can agree with a four or five.
The dude Tom’s reacting to, CoopNoop, has like a familiar voice ngl. Almost like from Gravity Falls/Adventure Time unless he just has that type of voice where he’s just good at doing that same voice and uses it as his little like persona that other commentaries do for like satirical purposes which I enjoy. Just found it interesting🤷♂️
I think my favorite part of the onision investigation was when chris brought on a crazy chick who said onision was murdering people and people were so obsessed with getting him arrested the comments just talked about how powerful and brave the crazy girl was lol
Onision GOD I love your daily serving of slop , I'll stare down the sawed-off barrel of my inevitable wrinklemaxxing fall off era with your iconic narrator voice softly entertaining itself in the background,,, TL Dr-GOBBLE GOBBLE, EXALTED KING OF BASED TURKEYS AND IDK G😢OONSTAPO GOAT okbai
I remember seeing him rate girls as a kid, way before I could understand it was gross. I'm so glad I was too scared to talk to strangers bc i was stupid
Anyone else wondering what a good video is to watch for Onision lore, j Aubrey has a really good video covering him. I recommend j Aubrey’s channel to anyone that likes more long form video essay content that specifically covers controversial public figures
I'm concerned for their safety since he didn't babyproof his house to the point one of them fell out a window. with small children you need to watch them like a hawk because they can hurt themselves very easily if you're not looking
Bro, having Onision as your dad has to be one of the worst things that god can do to you. The embarrassment, the bulling from school/neiborhood kids when they found out. I feel so bad for his daughter, it's so sad...
While I was watching this video, I was eating a gyro. It was lovely. I went to go walk home, and unfortunately I felt something amiss. I shit my pants. I shit my pants while listening to Turkey Tom on my way home. Turkey Tom made me shit my pants.
Onision is making TikToks?! Urgh! Would he just write his 4th book already, the other 3 are fantastic for book reviwer channels like KrimsonRogue. I want Onision to write more books, they are so absurd.
The Ronnie radke song was teasing people who act like that. It was 100% ironic.... The people who don't get it are usually the ones who act like it... God, I like you Tom... Please don't go simp
Sadly I used to be a fan of his as a kid(like around freshman- sophomore year). I remember when the "I'll only forgive you if you get chained to my basement for a week + tattoo" condition thing came out, I was thinking "why are people so mad, this is obviously just a really dramatic way of saying 'ill never forgive you because obviously this is something noone would agree to'. Man people are so dumb for acting like he was actually trying to force her to do that" And then his video responding to it and confirming that yes he actually wanted her to do it and was justifying it because being chained up is sexy and it's actually a really nice basement. A little bit after that he started rating underage girl's appearances. So yeah I stopped watching him around this time. "Ew. Emo f@g" is still a classic
I never did like Onision. He always had the tone of voice that you would hear from the guy who thought his life was better than yours because his mom bought him the Nintendo DS the first day it came out while you were stuck with a Game Boy Color
i watched his stuff when i was in my early teens and my vegetarian arc. it got bad and that was my weirdest and most regretted time of my life. i did a lot of bad stuff back then and i think it was strongly influenced by him. i matured and looking back, i have no idea why i liked him.
The first TH-cam vid I remember watching was in like 2005 when it was still the 📺 app icon and I saw a compilation of dudes eating shit on snowmobiles and I didn’t open the app again for years.
If ur being dead ass, he groomed a bunch of teenagers, abused/neglected his daughter and animals, and since then has acted like people don't like him just bc he's cringe
Tom’s got competition for worst haircut apparently
Post ur pic for comparison
Pyro vs Tom
Yo CHILL
Broccoli hair is worse.
Clearly not a pyro viewer
Tom the type of guy to cover Onision because he ran out of lolcows to cover and he needs to pay his bills real quick
I just know you got mad farts
...how? Plenty to choose from. He could also do like Smokey and Kiwi Tapes and just do non stop Novaonline content. Works for them.
He need to make an updated video on Boogie
Tom and keem have both become lolcows
@@MarquisLeary34 bro i thought novaonline and jupiter the hybrid was the same person i thought they were REALLY obsessed with that one guy. if i was new i would probably also think josh world of tshirts and daniel larson were the same person. they’re both frail little men except one likes children and one is “FROM THE BRONX!!!!!!!!!!! IM FROOMMMMMMM THE BROOOOONNNNNXXXX!!!!!”.
19:06 "Maybe I'll just do the onision lore video."
_Everyone in Tom's video production sweatshop gasp in horror._
Can we not get one more Mr. Beast video. Mr. Beasts 3rd grade teacher confirms he was running illegal lotteries even in elementary.
dude whoever runs this channel and if they read comments, let old tommy dark know that you can use the "" keys to go forward and backward frame by frame. Better than constantly trying to pause a video.
wow thanks
Very based, thank you for the nugget of wisdom
You can also use "J", "K", or "L" to jump 10 sec forwards or backwards. K, for whatever reason, can be used as Pause-button. Best one is still typing "awesome", while a TH-cam Video is running. Watch the timeline...😄
And note all these tips are on PC only of course
@@UserNameHere-yb5funo shit
Mistaking glozell for the grapefruit lady is insane work😭😭
hahahahaha
I’m digging the “live” content.. so great for background noise
fr so good when i’m doing homework
SlopLIVE sends his regards
Mmm tasty slop
Onision needs to log off and go to jail, more like it.
He needs to be permabanned from life
Onision coming back is like your herpies flaring up the day before your first date.
Cecil McFly has a good Onision series going on
Bro that cinnamon lady is glozell. Cinnamon challenge legend. One of the first videos i say on youtube was her turning into a damn dragon after eatting a ladle full of cinnamon
On Jah 😤
that shit is a youtube classic
that shit is a youtube classic
that vid is a youtube classic
Him calling her the grapefruit lady made me choke
You can't make a sociopath understand how worthless they are
How do you think Darksydephil and Lily Orchard manage to stay afloat and keep their fanbase?
That's an insult to sociopaths. We don't want him😂 hes a narcissistic pedo.
Surprised to see you here Nerva. Digging the cold stone pizza delivery stories XD
Ray William Johnson, What The Buck, NigaHiga, Smosh, Fred, iJustine, Michelle Phan, Tay Zonday, Hot for Words, Tyler Oakley, Grace Helbig, GloZella, Markiplier, Jack Septic Eye, Filthy Frank...it was a whole different website.
The op acting offended about him referencing jonestown while not knowing what it is is kind of fuckin hilarious
Onisions last stand: to spit on that thang
I don't know who onision is, I'm just listening to this video while cleaning my house. I am 36, but I only started watching TH-cam for more than just music about 2 years ago.
unc status frfr
Hes just a creepy weird gross abusive grooming slimeball of a human being
i usually don’t use the term unc status but i gotta agree this is unc afff
remain ignorant of him. hes.. def not worth the mental struggle of watching his "break downs."
Welcome to TH-cam commentary
The chris hanson bit would make a great meat canyon short
You know I never did realize just how much Onision reminds me of the Jonkler.
I like that Tom will say every single new buzz word. if there's a new trendy saying... it's in his vernacular!
Millennials: Disney adults, rawr, im so random xD, pumpkin spice, beauty gurus, bacon, emo hair, so much more..
Gen Z: tik tok speak, fake turrets, -core, tik tok dances, mushrooms, aesthetic, mushroom hair, degenerate streamers, ongoing…
The cringe comes for us all.
Tom I say this in complete seriousness; You're a solid 6/10 pushing 7. Onision isn't really more than a 5* himself. Keep that chin up and have a Happy Thanksgiving Sir Timothy Turkey!
Ew. Onision is more like a 4 pushing 5.
@@CorinnaAtHome You know what? You're right. I went easy on Onision because of how old he is but anything above a 6 is copium. I can agree with a four or five.
Respectfully, I have to disagree. Tom is an 8. Onision is a 3 pushing 4.
@@NebulousHazetom is NOT an 8 pop it out 😭
Yall are weird
Onision ought to go to jail. Or Hell.
Tom thinking onision looks better than him is wild when onision looks like a vampire
vampires are hot brother
@@nick-ut7kxYeah, to 16yo girls. Coincidentally Onision's main audience.
He did respond when Blair White called him out for it. He just swore for like fifteen minutes.
Remember he has a daughter who fell from a 2nd story floor onto the driveway.
oh my god, ive deleted onision from my memory
this dude still roaming the internet is WILD
Yo same. Completely forgot about him for a while
The dude Tom’s reacting to, CoopNoop, has like a familiar voice ngl. Almost like from Gravity Falls/Adventure Time unless he just has that type of voice where he’s just good at doing that same voice and uses it as his little like persona that other commentaries do for like satirical purposes which I enjoy. Just found it interesting🤷♂️
He probably asked for 350k knowing they wouldn't do that. It's a sarcastic way to say "No, I'm not doing your interview"
i NEED. a Coopnoop and Tom collab I love both of them sm
20:19 millennials be like: “lets make a movie with a quirky robot, black lesbian, and evil white man! Kids love that!”
Same era as “Sittin on the toilet”
How have I never heard about the onision x weezer collab?
Onision is like Shawn White, one of those guys I've thought was 45 since I was a teen because they've looked 40 something for 15 years.
I didn’t even realize onision was still going. He feels like a fossil at this point
I think my favorite part of the onision investigation was when chris brought on a crazy chick who said onision was murdering people and people were so obsessed with getting him arrested the comments just talked about how powerful and brave the crazy girl was lol
Patrick Bateman eyes perfect
Onision GOD I love your daily serving of slop , I'll stare down the sawed-off barrel of my inevitable wrinklemaxxing fall off era with your iconic narrator voice softly entertaining itself in the background,,, TL Dr-GOBBLE GOBBLE, EXALTED KING OF BASED TURKEYS AND IDK G😢OONSTAPO GOAT okbai
I remember seeing him rate girls as a kid, way before I could understand it was gross. I'm so glad I was too scared to talk to strangers bc i was stupid
This thumbnail straight makes bruh look more like Onisi Osborne though.
J aubrey and TRO did pretty great videos on Onision
Anyone else wondering what a good video is to watch for Onision lore, j Aubrey has a really good video covering him. I recommend j Aubrey’s channel to anyone that likes more long form video essay content that specifically covers controversial public figures
18:08 kills me every time I listen to it
This brought back so many repressed memories from when I was an Onision fan
I feel so bad for his kid.
I'm concerned for their safety since he didn't babyproof his house to the point one of them fell out a window. with small children you need to watch them like a hawk because they can hurt themselves very easily if you're not looking
Don't forget he was tweeting weird sexual shit as his kids was in the ER with a cracked skull.
People on the internet not knowing who Onision is, sounds like earth is healing ^^
Onisions defense for the rating thing was that it said on his website to only do it if you’re over 18 with no actual systems to prevent otherwise
“Vacuum of personality” is a good phrase
Guy just doesn't know when to quit. He was a boomer in 2012 with his banana suit, and he's a boomer now
Bro, having Onision as your dad has to be one of the worst things that god can do to you. The embarrassment, the bulling from school/neiborhood kids when they found out. I feel so bad for his daughter, it's so sad...
Tldr, filing for bankruptcy doesn't really mean anything. Its mainly used for debt relief, protection from creditors and other stuff.
While I was watching this video, I was eating a gyro. It was lovely. I went to go walk home, and unfortunately I felt something amiss. I shit my pants. I shit my pants while listening to Turkey Tom on my way home. Turkey Tom made me shit my pants.
All the kids my age were singing “I’m a banana” while I was singing “doo doo do doo, banana bus”
Onision is 100% pdf
Millennials do not claim this man, he was catering children 😂
tom if its any consolation... i thought that was the grapefruit lady too... we need to stop gooning, man.
18:26 tom eating onision up for 30 seconds
Onision is making TikToks?!
Urgh! Would he just write his 4th book already, the other 3 are fantastic for book reviwer channels like KrimsonRogue.
I want Onision to write more books, they are so absurd.
I completely forgot he existed damn
That list didn’t even include Fred like someone’s getting fired
This man is the very definition of the Halo effect. If he looked like Darkseid Phil everyone would know to stay the fuck away from him
The "If you've been 'x' and never heard of 'y' you are lucky" joke is so old at this point.
cecil mcfly's series on onision is really good.
20:20 Ya, thats fair. As a millennial, I get it.
Onision't
The Ronnie radke song was teasing people who act like that. It was 100% ironic.... The people who don't get it are usually the ones who act like it... God, I like you Tom... Please don't go simp
New title :Onision the man stuck in the past
Zoella, Caspar Lee, Phil and Dan, Tyler, Hannah and Lindsay are the only ones I recognize
this makes great back round noise when me and boyfriend do the devils tango
Tom McDonald is a GOAT
I'm not sure Onision doing a collab with Weezer is the "get" you think it is.
He also needs to put the fries in the bag XD
Cecil McFly has a pretty good multipart series on onion boy
we must not let anyone forget the history of onion man
Aight Greg just put the fries in the bag lil bro
When I was little, I thought his fish song was really sad.
"bro just leave" video summed up right there at the start lol
Because of my brother's negligence, now the room smells like cat shit. And its just the first day
im a good guy, a swell guy, i get a little sugar in me, AND I GO COOKOO
I stand with protecting ppl from chris chan i genuinely felt like i lost brain cells watching the whole geno samuel series
praying for tom dark onision lore video
17:25 toms growing up so fast!!
I need the fierce businesswoman rabbit hole deep dive.
Sadly I used to be a fan of his as a kid(like around freshman- sophomore year). I remember when the "I'll only forgive you if you get chained to my basement for a week + tattoo" condition thing came out, I was thinking "why are people so mad, this is obviously just a really dramatic way of saying 'ill never forgive you because obviously this is something noone would agree to'. Man people are so dumb for acting like he was actually trying to force her to do that"
And then his video responding to it and confirming that yes he actually wanted her to do it and was justifying it because being chained up is sexy and it's actually a really nice basement. A little bit after that he started rating underage girl's appearances. So yeah I stopped watching him around this time.
"Ew. Emo f@g" is still a classic
bro looks like derrick zoolander
I never did like Onision. He always had the tone of voice that you would hear from the guy who thought his life was better than yours because his mom bought him the Nintendo DS the first day it came out while you were stuck with a Game Boy Color
Battle of the awful zoomer haircuts
i watched his stuff when i was in my early teens and my vegetarian arc. it got bad and that was my weirdest and most regretted time of my life. i did a lot of bad stuff back then and i think it was strongly influenced by him. i matured and looking back, i have no idea why i liked him.
The first TH-cam vid I remember watching was in like 2005 when it was still the 📺 app icon and I saw a compilation of dudes eating shit on snowmobiles and I didn’t open the app again for years.
TH-cam wasn't a site till late 2005 and the app wasn't until later down the road in 2007 on iOS exclusively at first
@@PurpleRyuga shit I guess it was 2007 then
@@illicitmedia.8528 damn I forgot I even said anything lol
As a member, grapefruit technique video when???
14:48 mid meets mid
3:32 actually so un believably true
Onision isn’t beating the lawyer allegations
Tom's fans are the only fan base that legit just acts like bros hanging out
It's not Patrick Bateman eyes. It's Tom Cruise eyes
I don’t remember what Onision did
I'm a banana
Children
You, my friend, have gotten urself a slop vision. Things have gotten too sloppy so all the slop just slops together u know. U need a break
He didn't praise skibidi and therefore vanished.
If ur being dead ass, he groomed a bunch of teenagers, abused/neglected his daughter and animals, and since then has acted like people don't like him just bc he's cringe
Art the Clown is scared of Onision
Why do TH-camrs have their baby toys behind them in some little kid shrine. It's so cringe. Stop being funkopop man babies, it's 2024.
I forgot about onision and then I saw his name on a netflix documentary and I realized that the world has ended
20:17 bro most millenials hated that shit
I loved the vid where he said "Ew Emo F@G" HE A GOAT FOR THAT
Baby carrot 🤢
But his attack on the enviroment
- then the chris hansen desperate need for content dragged him back ( edwinge 😳)