that conversation about pets knocking josh out and running out in to the wild is funnier considering the first of josh's pets that come to mind is his turtle that likes to stare at the wall.
To be fair, anyone who has a big dog knows damn well they _could_ escape if they really want to. It wouldn't be terribly hard for them to tear your throat out and jump out a window, after all.
Cotton bot Is evolving. the shear shock of how many rabbits are killed each year switched his personality back on without the proper order. Detroit: become human
"Oh, obviously! Insect Glaive. They're all lovely people and they only capture." Me, an Insect Glaive main who only captures: Oh. Huh. Thank you, Cotton! That's really sweet.
as a fellow glave main I was about to have a few choice words, but the huh well then th..thank you i wasn't expecting the complement. also the insect getting eatten triggered my fight or flight and I don't like it
Oooh when Josh pretended to be paralysed in his own trap I thought of something, wouldn't it be cool if there was a monster which could properly steal your items and use them against you? Like stealing a trap to place it for the hunters, or stealing a bomb to throw it, or stealing a demon drug to buff itself!
@@SeantheSharkGuy ...oh no. xD Well, I guess that‘d be a motivation to consciously limit the items you‘re taking to the quest. Take the items you need to avoid death, but don’t take that powerful items either, since it would only make the hunt more difficult. It would definitely be an interesting hunting experience.
To respond to cottons question, the reason the meat for Cows, Pigs and Sheep (Beef, Pork and Mutton), are different from the animal name but Chicken, Rabbit and other meats aren't, is because those meats were more often eaten by nobility, and thus the meats where called by the name of the animal in the nobles language ( usually old french, beouf, porc, mouton), but the chicken and rabbit meats were more often eaten by commoners and thus got the commoner language (old english). The animals kept the names of the commoners who raised them, but the meats got the names of the people who ate them.
@@blobvisfan666 Also Poultry isn't just chicken, it's also Turkey, geese and ducks. (I thought this was the case when I sent the other reply but wasn't sure and wanted to double check before sending.)
Are you talking about the themes or roars? They're both VERY MUCH subject to opinions, and I'd argue that the deviant themes (anything with it's own theme and the general deviant theme) are much better than the apex theme.
@@atroqui9nine259 haha no. The deviant theme was very well-written and conveyed a sense of danger without being too extreme of danger. The Bloodbath theme fit the fight perfectly and incorporated ideas from the desert theme into itself. The Apex theme is good, I'll admit, but it gives too much of a sense of weight. Vocals used to be used to show that what you're fighting was the best of the best. Something like the god of all monsters, a monster that killed an entire ocean by existing, etc. The Apex theme having vocals, like every song in rise, cheapens vocals in themes overall, which damages the themes of Fatalis, Dire Miralis, Ceadeus, etc.
@@rcb5432 Well the vocals are a part of rise. Also, I'd argue the apex theme is well written and constructed while the deviant theme is just a bunch of sound. The apex thene feels like you should dread because you should dread. The deviants are fun and hard fights with so-so themes while apexs are fun and hard fights with amazing themes.
for the whole 'Kamelios eating a Kinsect" I imagined the Palico from the intro sequence being eaten the same way. Instead of being bonked on the head with a stick he just 'Bleb' eats the Palico WHOLE.
The shock trap thing reminds me of this one time in World, I caught a Legiana but during the capture camera pan a Gajalaka threw a knife that paralyzed me, so it looked like I caught the Legiana then stepped on the trap and shocked myself like an idiot. Anyway... Apex Arzuros was cool. Thanks for sharing the fun.
Fun fact, while working at a museum in Suffolk (uk) i was told to NEVER tell the children that came from London that eggs came from chicken, or that sausages come from pigs, etc.
I think the "Cotton Bot" bit is probably one my new favorite jokes of the rise series, all of them have at least been moderately funny. Ok actually this was just like the funniest proob in awhile, either that or the anti depressants are finally working
Still hilarious that a jacked up honey addict is up there with the likes of ancient legendary dragons, a sentient B-52 and a literal super saiyan in terms of "threat level" to an ecosystem.
Back in the day the nobility and commoners spoke two different languages. Since the commoners saw the animal alive more often than on their plates, those words became the words for the animal. Since the nobility saw them only on their plates, their words became the words for the food. That’s why we have 2 different words for various livestock
The Apex Arzuros hunt has become my go-to build tester. I had some interesting results with it recently - testing out the Immortal Great Sword Build with various Buddy combinations to see which were the most effective. Doing it with a Fighter and Bombardier Palico took 17 minutes, while doing it with two Palamutes (both with both Fang items) took 11 minutes. All four had Attack L and Critical L. The doggos can do some serious damage.
I thought I was Switch-Axe main in Rise. But it seems like I was a Dual Blades main all along. I picked them up yesterday and I'm already addicted to them. And on top of that I'm already getting clear times very similar to what I'm achieving with the Switch-Axe after over a month of playing it. Why has nobody told me that Dual Blades are this much fun in Rise!?
I was a Dual Blades main in every game since MH3U, but in Rise I started out with Hunting Horn. It's a fun weapon, however I ended up going back to Dual Blades, I can't go without them 🥵
I've been a blades main since 4U, which was my first MH game. I picked them up because the controls and Demon Mode felt intuitive. These days I also play longsword, glaive, and switch axe, but blades are still my ace weapon. If you're paying attention, you just don't get hit, and I'm a very dodge-happy player. I ended up making a Peak Performance build out of Kush and Cham armor and it's great.
Well some useless facts since you asked. The cow vs beef thing comes from when the norman french ruled england for 350 years, a lot of norman french words were added to english, beef was french and cow was english, pork and pig are the same thing. And chicken does have another name, poultry, a french word. The way the words are used reflects the social structure of the time, the noble normans ate du boeuf and porc while the peasant english ate cow and pig.
18:20 You know, this conversation reminds me of my age-old question of: “Who was the loon that looked at a cow and said: ‘I’m going to drink that!’?” And thus discovered milk.
"Beef" is not called "cow" because of the big ol cultural blender that was the Battle of Hastings. Basically, buncha different castes had different languages and ate different parts of the cow, until it just all became part of the English language.
fun fact: the name for meat and the animal comes from the fact that after the french invaded britian the upper class was replaced by the french. The upper class would be the ones eating meat, so the words for meat come from the french whilst the ones raising the animals were the lower class, thus the names for the animals come from old english. The difference in chicken comes from the fact that chicken was far more common for commoners to consume
19:00 the reason in english that animals we eat have different names depending on if they are the animal or the meat is because due to the norman conquest, the nobility and upper class spoke french. so while the peasantry who dealt with the animals and spoke english gave the animals names, the nobility gave the meat names based on french. why chicken gets to be called chicken in both, i don't know especially since the obvious word that the meat would probably be called does still exist in english (poultry)
Interestingly enough cotton, the reason we have different names for animals and their meat comes from a blending of pretty much old fancy English and peasants english thanks to the battle of Hastings, so that way we have beef poultry mutton and other fancy words along with more casual peasant words such as animal names Anyway chicken is usually referred to as chicken because poultry encompasses multiple birds such as ducks, turkeys, chickens, etc
Rabbit enchiladas are pretty solid, not gonna lie. My first exotics with them was at a friend's place, he just handed me an enchilada and didn't tell me what the meat was until halfway through the meal.
Cotton: “It’s cute we’re holding hands.” Josh: “Okay.” *Does outro as normal* Josh: “You’re holding my elbow!” Cotton: “I hold what I want!” Am I the only one that heard this? Is AyliaxCotton confirmed?!
The actual reason for animals and their meat often have separate names comes from class differences: the nobles never saw the living creatures, and simply named the meat separately.
so... on a literal note, you can tear your vocal chords and damage them. Sometimes this allows them to strengthen while other times it leads to someones voice permanently changing. Just look at a lot of various singers, they know a thing or two about damaging their voices XD
Cow is called beef because the French. Not even joking, when the French invaded England their language affected ours. Their word for cow is something starting with a B.
The Apexes have nothing to do with the Rampage. They're just really old, strong, and experienced. That's why they're so similar to the Deviants, which are created through pretty much the same process.
@@spectrasoulfaire215 Yeah, Apex Mizutsune is basically just a normal Mizu that figured out the trick to Soulseer's explosive bubbles without losing its eyes in the process. I'd argue that makes them better than a normal Soulseer, actually. It also kinda gives a possible explanation for how these deviants occur, showing what appears to be something close to a midway point between normal and deviant.
I often think about the first time people tried various foods. The ones I always think about are beets and cheese. At what point did human ancestors look at a beet root or a curd of cheese floating in old milk and think "Sure."
I’ll have you know as an insect glaive main I only kill unless it’s better to capture and before I do I always ask if it’s okay then and only then will I capture P.S this is fun banter I’m not legitimately mad and always ask before you capture because kill is sometimes better the capturing love the content keep it up
so fun fact and to answer cottons question about meat name destinctions, beef and cow are actually the 'same' word but in different yet verry similar languages/dialects that made the english language what it is today.
Now I'm wondering how a series would go where cotton tries to make a set of armor, purposefully making it silly looking or stupid, then rage decorates it and brings it on a hunt similar to smth I saw in one of their other videos
Hey cotton about the cow that "we call" Beef. We call it beef because we eat the meat of the male (which is called beef) and the cow is the female which we use for the production of milk.
Apparently Cotton has never eaten rabbit... Kinda stringy, but not bad. Growing up we had an outdoor cat, and he would occasionally raid rabbit dens... baby rabbits sound like screaming children. Not fun to wake up to😅
"Who looks at a cute little rabbit and thinks **meat pack** " ... Crop farmers, anyone starving, marching armies, annnd anyone raised this way as mommy puts Thumper on your dinner plate.
The other day, I met a bear. An apex bear, away out there. He looked at me, I looked at it. Within my pants, I did a shit. He said to me "Why don't you run? You clearly lack a light bowgun." And so I wirebug'd right out of there And right behind me was that bear. Ahead of me, what did I see? Magnamalo, falling asleep. Flung to the sky, 'bout 10ft up. I smacked the beast, fucked it's shit up. I rode the beast, when it was dazed. I turned to face, old Bloodlust's gaze. Now don't you fret, this hunter's wise. With three taps o' "A", I got my prize. Some random drops, time to beat feet. Then I returned home Quest Complete!
Now the answer to the beef/chicken question is actually rooted in the very foundations of the English language. You see, way back when the Normans migrated to England they brought with them the words for meat that they wanted to put into English, but the Anglo Saxons didn't like that so the went to war over the whole thing and the Normans won so we got words for meats, but why not chicken? Because as you might imagine it would've been nigh impossible for tenth century Normans to even see a chicken let alone eat one
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that conversation about pets knocking josh out and running out in to the wild is funnier considering the first of josh's pets that come to mind is his turtle that likes to stare at the wall.
It really wants to leave but it physically can't
@@dracogatom7873 its greatest desire is to break josh's dry wall and run in to the sun.
To be fair, anyone who has a big dog knows damn well they _could_ escape if they really want to. It wouldn't be terribly hard for them to tear your throat out and jump out a window, after all.
Cotton bot Is evolving. the shear shock of how many rabbits are killed each year switched his personality back on without the proper order.
Detroit: become human
Detroit: Become Cotton
"Oh, obviously! Insect Glaive. They're all lovely people and they only capture."
Me, an Insect Glaive main who only captures: Oh. Huh. Thank you, Cotton! That's really sweet.
as a fellow glave main I was about to have a few choice words, but the huh well then th..thank you i wasn't expecting the complement.
also the insect getting eatten triggered my fight or flight and I don't like it
me and you are very different insect glaive weilders as I only want to capture when it's one more down and hunts over or I need a certain drop
Even though his personality was off, it still bled through. Cotton-Bot has had Cotton's personality so much, that he's becoming him XD
Oooh when Josh pretended to be paralysed in his own trap I thought of something, wouldn't it be cool if there was a monster which could properly steal your items and use them against you? Like stealing a trap to place it for the hunters, or stealing a bomb to throw it, or stealing a demon drug to buff itself!
THAT WOULD BE COOL AND SCARY, BUT MORE COOL
That would be really fun, at least until it steals a max potion from you
@@SeantheSharkGuy ...oh no. xD
Well, I guess that‘d be a motivation to consciously limit the items you‘re taking to the quest. Take the items you need to avoid death, but don’t take that powerful items either, since it would only make the hunt more difficult. It would definitely be an interesting hunting experience.
wasnt something similar in frontier?
That was Chamelios. Chamelios used your items.
To respond to cottons question, the reason the meat for Cows, Pigs and Sheep (Beef, Pork and Mutton), are different from the animal name but Chicken, Rabbit and other meats aren't, is because those meats were more often eaten by nobility, and thus the meats where called by the name of the animal in the nobles language ( usually old french, beouf, porc, mouton), but the chicken and rabbit meats were more often eaten by commoners and thus got the commoner language (old english). The animals kept the names of the commoners who raised them, but the meats got the names of the people who ate them.
Wait, isn't chicken meat technically called poultry?
@@blobvisfan666 it can be but it is uncommon as it wasnt a very popular meat with nobles
@@blobvisfan666 Also Poultry isn't just chicken, it's also Turkey, geese and ducks. (I thought this was the case when I sent the other reply but wasn't sure and wanted to double check before sending.)
Hunter fighting deviants: *ears bleeding out*
Hunter fighting Apex: *ears feeling joy*
Bump this noise bring back my dreadking
Are you talking about the themes or roars? They're both VERY MUCH subject to opinions, and I'd argue that the deviant themes (anything with it's own theme and the general deviant theme) are much better than the apex theme.
@@rcb5432 both
@@atroqui9nine259 haha no. The deviant theme was very well-written and conveyed a sense of danger without being too extreme of danger. The Bloodbath theme fit the fight perfectly and incorporated ideas from the desert theme into itself. The Apex theme is good, I'll admit, but it gives too much of a sense of weight. Vocals used to be used to show that what you're fighting was the best of the best. Something like the god of all monsters, a monster that killed an entire ocean by existing, etc. The Apex theme having vocals, like every song in rise, cheapens vocals in themes overall, which damages the themes of Fatalis, Dire Miralis, Ceadeus, etc.
@@rcb5432 Well the vocals are a part of rise. Also, I'd argue the apex theme is well written and constructed while the deviant theme is just a bunch of sound. The apex thene feels like you should dread because you should dread. The deviants are fun and hard fights with so-so themes while apexs are fun and hard fights with amazing themes.
for the whole 'Kamelios eating a Kinsect" I imagined the Palico from the intro sequence being eaten the same way. Instead of being bonked on the head with a stick he just 'Bleb' eats the Palico WHOLE.
It’s chamelios
Chamelos
3:42 josh just kissing his own but good bye at having to face apex bloodlust incarnate
Starting from 15:09 might be my favorite ten seconds of Cotton *ever*. Just raw, confident, defiant comedy.
I love the cat rodeo dancing while josh was doing the squats
That Anjanath is gonna come back Fulgared up.
That would be a badass variant
@@jamessicard1705 Fulgar Anjanath is a thing
Cotton: Insect Glaives only capture.
Me: Time to hunt the elder dragon level Apex Cotton.
My glaive and I shall join you!
One more for the hunting party...
A 4th has joined
The shock trap thing reminds me of this one time in World, I caught a Legiana but during the capture camera pan a Gajalaka threw a knife that paralyzed me, so it looked like I caught the Legiana then stepped on the trap and shocked myself like an idiot.
Anyway... Apex Arzuros was cool. Thanks for sharing the fun.
The sheep bit reminds me of a couple that hunted an elephant to eat, then complained that it tasted bad
Fun fact, while working at a museum in Suffolk (uk) i was told to NEVER tell the children that came from London that eggs came from chicken, or that sausages come from pigs, etc.
I think the "Cotton Bot" bit is probably one my new favorite jokes of the rise series, all of them have at least been moderately funny. Ok actually this was just like the funniest proob in awhile, either that or the anti depressants are finally working
I think the GU series was a lot funnier. They all bleed into each other though, so really there is no saying which is better
Better than the "turtles mating" that one got old fast.
"I talk more and better"
Says the English man who forgets how to speak his own language half the time
Arzuros, the calamity
Apex Cotton: "Fluffy Pinkness Incarcerate"
Still hilarious that a jacked up honey addict is up there with the likes of ancient legendary dragons, a sentient B-52 and a literal super saiyan in terms of "threat level" to an ecosystem.
Even after becoming a threat, he still has his troubling honey addiction.
RGV has become my favorite channel OF ALL TIME!!!! Keep doing what you’re doing and I hope to see you in the hunt one day 😁
Cotton saying It was me Austin is something I never knew I wanted until i got it
Back in the day the nobility and commoners spoke two different languages. Since the commoners saw the animal alive more often than on their plates, those words became the words for the animal. Since the nobility saw them only on their plates, their words became the words for the food. That’s why we have 2 different words for various livestock
I love how the monsters' names are so powerful, they're pronounced differently with intense vigor
6:28 Tigrex & Brute comparing roars
Imagine Cotton Building a Hut on Duramboros's hump ...... Amazing
"The stand user could be anyone"
The Stand User: 14:32
Cotton is definitely dressed like he's ready to take on bears.
Arzuros is really mad with you mocking him constanly.
CONGRATS ON 751K
That meat package part really made me die of laughter
The Apex Arzuros hunt has become my go-to build tester. I had some interesting results with it recently - testing out the Immortal Great Sword Build with various Buddy combinations to see which were the most effective. Doing it with a Fighter and Bombardier Palico took 17 minutes, while doing it with two Palamutes (both with both Fang items) took 11 minutes. All four had Attack L and Critical L. The doggos can do some serious damage.
Love the way they read the quests & act it out
I love how confident cotton is with that outfit XD. Workin it!
Also, Overwatch when it came to Tracer:
-21:18
Or widow
And or d.va
I'm surprised Brachydios and Glavenus didn't come up at any point in the conversation about wanting new Brute Wyverns in Rise
I thought I was Switch-Axe main in Rise. But it seems like I was a Dual Blades main all along. I picked them up yesterday and I'm already addicted to them. And on top of that I'm already getting clear times very similar to what I'm achieving with the Switch-Axe after over a month of playing it.
Why has nobody told me that Dual Blades are this much fun in Rise!?
Dual blades are usually pretty fun, the thing is the stamina and sharpness management, cause it requires a lot more than most weapons
I was a switch axe main until world, i tried too get back into it in rise but fell into the pit of dual blades like you
I was a Dual Blades main in every game since MH3U, but in Rise I started out with Hunting Horn. It's a fun weapon, however I ended up going back to Dual Blades, I can't go without them 🥵
I've been a blades main since 4U, which was my first MH game. I picked them up because the controls and Demon Mode felt intuitive. These days I also play longsword, glaive, and switch axe, but blades are still my ace weapon. If you're paying attention, you just don't get hit, and I'm a very dodge-happy player. I ended up making a Peak Performance build out of Kush and Cham armor and it's great.
I played with dual blades for the first 30 hours of rise. Saw a clip of zero sum discharge and have been a Switchaxe main ever since...
Well some useless facts since you asked. The cow vs beef thing comes from when the norman french ruled england for 350 years, a lot of norman french words were added to english, beef was french and cow was english, pork and pig are the same thing. And chicken does have another name, poultry, a french word. The way the words are used reflects the social structure of the time, the noble normans ate du boeuf and porc while the peasant english ate cow and pig.
Cotton in the intro sounds like Incineroar in Smash
The meat-word for chicken is poultry. It's applied to all birds because everything tastes like chicken.
18:20
You know, this conversation reminds me of my age-old question of:
“Who was the loon that looked at a cow and said: ‘I’m going to drink that!’?”
And thus discovered milk.
"Beef" is not called "cow" because of the big ol cultural blender that was the Battle of Hastings. Basically, buncha different castes had different languages and ate different parts of the cow, until it just all became part of the English language.
This leads me to a quote that has stuck with me for over 20 years:
"BEEF GOES MOO!"
Fear Bloodlust Incarnate with all your very soul
8:07 cotton begins talking about burritos.
Me: scrolls down and sees a doordash ad with burritos.
Also me: He's some sort of pink wizard.
HK: "Observation: "You are all liquidious fleshbags to me"
fun fact: the name for meat and the animal comes from the fact that after the french invaded britian the upper class was replaced by the french. The upper class would be the ones eating meat, so the words for meat come from the french whilst the ones raising the animals were the lower class, thus the names for the animals come from old english. The difference in chicken comes from the fact that chicken was far more common for commoners to consume
Im now just imagining Josh's kitties karate chopping his neck to knock him out then going on a kitty bender
Everyone:arzuros is just a Teddy bear
Sees apex
Still a Teddy bear
He's an edgy teddy bear now.
Went from a Teddy bear to a Deady bear
19:00 the reason in english that animals we eat have different names depending on if they are the animal or the meat is because due to the norman conquest, the nobility and upper class spoke french. so while the peasantry who dealt with the animals and spoke english gave the animals names, the nobility gave the meat names based on french. why chicken gets to be called chicken in both, i don't know especially since the obvious word that the meat would probably be called does still exist in english (poultry)
Cotton is an Elder Fashion Dragon his clothes are too powerful for mere mortals like us to understand.
Man when the end rap started to play I was like "Ooh the end rap!" Then Josh and Cotton came back to talk about dining and dashing.
Even tho the apexes are much like Deviants 2.0, the material system is more like Hyper monsters in GU, i noticed
Interestingly enough cotton, the reason we have different names for animals and their meat comes from a blending of pretty much old fancy English and peasants english thanks to the battle of Hastings, so that way we have beef poultry mutton and other fancy words along with more casual peasant words such as animal names
Anyway chicken is usually referred to as chicken because poultry encompasses multiple birds such as ducks, turkeys, chickens, etc
21:20 I agree with cotton very very much
Rabbit enchiladas are pretty solid, not gonna lie. My first exotics with them was at a friend's place, he just handed me an enchilada and didn't tell me what the meat was until halfway through the meal.
Talking about losing the Kinsect... as an IG main.... it makes me very sad. Also, ty Cotton, we are lovely people. Though I never carry tranqs.
New glaive user here. I always carry traps and tranqs, but I try to slay where I can. I get more satisfaction out of it.
Can confirm I play insect glaive and do only capture. Kind of freaked me out when he said it though
Cottons fashion is on fucking point, I love it.
Cotton doesn't need blunt type weapons when he's knocking the monster out with that FASHIOOOONNNNNN!
The rabbits killed cotton bot’s personality switch
Cotton: “It’s cute we’re holding hands.”
Josh: “Okay.”
*Does outro as normal*
Josh: “You’re holding my elbow!”
Cotton: “I hold what I want!”
Am I the only one that heard this? Is AyliaxCotton confirmed?!
It's already been confirmed where do you think Aylaton came from? >_>
According to the Apex Diablos episode, Aylia has pet names for Cotton.
The actual reason for animals and their meat often have separate names comes from class differences: the nobles never saw the living creatures, and simply named the meat separately.
Good you’re back to your normal monster murder shinanigans
so... on a literal note, you can tear your vocal chords and damage them. Sometimes this allows them to strengthen while other times it leads to someones voice permanently changing. Just look at a lot of various singers, they know a thing or two about damaging their voices XD
Cow is called beef because the French. Not even joking, when the French invaded England their language affected ours. Their word for cow is something starting with a B.
Yeah beef in french is bœuf
And strangely egg is œuf
I actually enjoy the lengthy convocations after the main section of vid, almost podcast like in a way.
I learned today- dont drink soda on todays episode. it wont end well XD
5:51 Thank you! Someone else sees the missing piece about the Serpents intentionally directing the Rampage!!! How they got the Apexs!!!
The Apexes have nothing to do with the Rampage. They're just really old, strong, and experienced. That's why they're so similar to the Deviants, which are created through pretty much the same process.
@@spectrasoulfaire215 Yeah, Apex Mizutsune is basically just a normal Mizu that figured out the trick to Soulseer's explosive bubbles without losing its eyes in the process. I'd argue that makes them better than a normal Soulseer, actually. It also kinda gives a possible explanation for how these deviants occur, showing what appears to be something close to a midway point between normal and deviant.
Should mention that Almudron and Bishaten have a turf war. Just to get that out there.
So the mountain hermit and the tengu fight? Nice.
I often think about the first time people tried various foods. The ones I always think about are beets and cheese. At what point did human ancestors look at a beet root or a curd of cheese floating in old milk and think "Sure."
I’ll have you know as an insect glaive main I only kill unless it’s better to capture and before I do I always ask if it’s okay then and only then will I capture
P.S this is fun banter I’m not legitimately mad and always ask before you capture because kill is sometimes better the capturing love the content keep it up
God damn chicken the meat killed me
Bloddlust incarnated
Josh: it’s so horrible that people wait until animals grow up to eat them
Me in Minecraft: 👀
so fun fact and to answer cottons question about meat name destinctions, beef and cow are actually the 'same' word but in different yet verry similar languages/dialects that made the english language what it is today.
Now I'm wondering how a series would go where cotton tries to make a set of armor, purposefully making it silly looking or stupid, then rage decorates it and brings it on a hunt similar to smth I saw in one of their other videos
23:41 I see that the Noob has outpaced the Pro.
If it's not a person, it IS lunch!
Some Caveman, probably.
Here in Florida it’s all hiking low. Because Florida is flatter than Daisy Ridley
i love this video and just giving the animals voices. may chicken the meat live on and the cute things get there revenge
Wait... SAVAGE DEVILJHO... no... APEX SAVAGE DEVILJHO
Ibushi gives them doctor crowbars patented lung extensions
Josh, hear me out... Apex Glavenous.
Hey cotton about the cow that "we call" Beef. We call it beef because we eat the meat of the male (which is called beef) and the cow is the female which we use for the production of milk.
On today's episode of Pro and Noob Cotten discovers rabbit breeding
Answering Cottons question, "beef" is an old word for cow
Apparently Cotton has never eaten rabbit...
Kinda stringy, but not bad.
Growing up we had an outdoor cat, and he would occasionally raid rabbit dens... baby rabbits sound like screaming children. Not fun to wake up to😅
Personally if they add more Apexs when Master rank (probably an expansion) comes, I'm hoping they add Apex Magnamalo and Apex Rajang.
Day 11 of asking cotton to bring back the silly weapon showcases
yo, i dont think there's enough weapons
@@korpoa3888 I'm not necessarily asking for it now I'm just asking that they do some eventually. Once ik they are going to do it I'll stop
They talk about Chicken The Meat, but there actually IS a band called Bump of Chicken, so yeah... not far off.
When you said Jho is thought you were gonna do the Joe Mama joke on Cotton
I wish the apexs had their own armor sets and stuff
"Who looks at a cute little rabbit and thinks **meat pack** " ... Crop farmers, anyone starving, marching armies, annnd anyone raised this way as mommy puts Thumper on your dinner plate.
The other day, I met a bear.
An apex bear, away out there.
He looked at me, I looked at it.
Within my pants, I did a shit.
He said to me "Why don't you run?
You clearly lack a light bowgun."
And so I wirebug'd right out of there
And right behind me was that bear.
Ahead of me, what did I see?
Magnamalo, falling asleep.
Flung to the sky, 'bout 10ft up.
I smacked the beast, fucked it's shit up.
I rode the beast, when it was dazed.
I turned to face, old Bloodlust's gaze.
Now don't you fret, this hunter's wise.
With three taps o' "A", I got my prize.
Some random drops, time to beat feet.
Then I returned home Quest Complete!
The bloodlust incident
How long until the introduce EXTREME apex monsters?
16:43
I CALL BULLSHIT! Anytime I play Insect Glaive, I’ve almost ended all of My hunts with a Diving Wyvern!
Now the answer to the beef/chicken question is actually rooted in the very foundations of the English language. You see, way back when the Normans migrated to England they brought with them the words for meat that they wanted to put into English, but the Anglo Saxons didn't like that so the went to war over the whole thing and the Normans won so we got words for meats, but why not chicken? Because as you might imagine it would've been nigh impossible for tenth century Normans to even see a chicken let alone eat one
Honestly, saggy burritos are great burritos. Usually because that means they are over stuffed. And over stuffed burritos are great burritos.
19:29 - "Bok bok bok-kawk, motherfuckers!"
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