Kidding Ourselves | The Unexpectables II | Episode 97 | D&D 5e
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ม.ค. 2025
- Start time 28:54
20 years into the Age of Etheal, after The Unexpectables saved the world, a new story with new heroes begins to unfold...
Join us Wednesdays at 7pm PST @ / theunexpectables with Distortion Devil, Edward Bosco, Chris Zito, Gaijin Goomba, and Mark Allen Jr. as they navigate the Alton Region in a brand new campaign set in the universe you know and love, DM'd by MontyGlu!
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I've said it before but it feels like this campaign has so much left. I know the last campaign was 200 episodes but this has the potential to go far beyond that, and I'd love every second of it.
That's the magic of a sandbox game with an experienced DM! I want to run a game like this one day.
I feel that the last campaign was the same way, but things behind the scenes cut it short.
No proof of this theory, just a feeling.
Considering that we've been told that there's 20 Beads of Hoketh, and every bead is tied to a level up so far, it seems like Monty's going for a 1 to 20 campaign.
"As the festival ends everyone's eyes turn to the sky"
The reclaimers: ○_○
You know what Monty, even if we're not chat, the youtube peeps really appreciate you all too. The cool ones do anyways. Merry Warkmas and Happy New Year to all of you! We'll miss ya'll too, but go and rest and relax! Have a dandelion, as a treat.
Mark, I hope you realize your comment about Milo still looking the same under his armor just created the image of Milo being a munchkin Ultramarine.
Gaius, roll a d10 for this grab bag.
Gaius: *rolls*
You get an Apparatus of Kwalish
Mark: *in Estic voice* WHAT?!?!
Saw the Sonic 3 movie yesterday, I'm still going through the post clarity thoughts in my mind, and then you guys show up. My mind can only take so much serotonin.
"They can't drink but they can swing a sword"
It's a rural community, that's par for the course
You guys finally doing a con with everyone present is amazing, but sadly I live in the craphole boot of a state we call Louisiana. So, making it up there isn't feasable.
But anyways, I just wanted to put this here and thank ya'll for another year of the awesome show. It's helped a ton with how crappy the past few years have been to have this to fall back on to make me laugh.
I am looking forward to seeing where everything goes in the new year.
What a way to end not only this festival arc but the final episode of 2024. See you all next year!
Hey Unexpectables!!! Hey Bosco!
Dandelion is said to be good for your lung health.
Timestamped Commentary! You have been warned for spoilers comment scrollers!
Anyway…
14:43 Happy Birthday Evie!!!
20:48-21:20 Daw, that was sweet.
21:24 This art🥹
21:59 Yall need to go watch Monte’s Mass Effect streams fr. Bosco! You were there!
48:39 Yes we do. The youngest was 5 years old. Each round the kids who played were older than the last.
52:50 Suuuure Monte, suuuure. INSIGHT MONTE!
55:55 I am using my hand to keep track of the cup with the stone. Got the practice round! But will I pass the others?
56:43 - Got it! And no, I’m not backtracking, these comments are live. This is a clever game! I may just take it for when I start my campaign. 😊
57:42 S
58:46 E
59:37 W
1:00:52 W (Monte got me sweating now)
1:02:38 W. She said clockwise, not counter.
1:12:19 Damn, I was like, Oh no he’s been working fast food too long, save him! You get jaded. The shortness will forever be corollated with failure to him! Otherwise, I love riddles, though I’m bad at them. Let’s go!
1:14:46 Rain or snow.
1:16:41-46 When I am dressed I wear a golden crown, but when you undress me my treasure is renowned. I’m so stumped… corn? Sunflower seeds? I can’t progress in the video until I have a better answer…
1:17:46 “My spine is still, my body pale. I’m always ready to tell a tale.” A book?
1:20:35 Lol! I was there when that episode dropped! Still funny.
Oh, haybales!
1:22:51 geez yall, it was only Blackjack… Ya’ll sore losers. Bosco should have warned you.
1:23:26 How dare you Bosco suggest decaf? I am aware it’s available for people who can’t have caffeine, but I hate the taste and the lack of wakefulness relieving my morning headaches!
1:30:12 my cats’ hair does that to me too😭
1:32:10 🫰🏼💥🫰🏼💥🫰🏼💥
1:38:07 Can this be clipped Conner?
2:21:11 This is the consultation prize for Monte putting Blackjack in her game. 😂
2:03:05 Spoopy Music!!!!!
2:05:25 I imagine I’d be like these women when I’m old.
2:47:43 OMG Monte yeeeeeees!!!!
3:44:58 I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!! By Connor this thyme!
Happy New Year everyone! My birthday is the 26th, and I’ll be a nice crisp 32. Be safe and responsible while celebrating, and see you next year. Eat your dandelions!🎉
Wait, are you the Funk Master?
@ No. I am curious as to why you thought that though.
. . . Flando? Is this your alt account??? O.o
Yeah. For that game I also kept getting west when I kept replaying it. I kept jumping back and replaying the recording and had a physical prop to help me keep track.
It looks like our party has unlocked the legendary Scimitoast or the Cutloaf.
I can't think of any other names.
Bread slicer?
Baguette bayonet?
Alternate episode title: Four Cup Monty
Thought you guys would like my puzzle story. Last session my players found the entrance to a demon cult hideout. There was a triangular plate on the door with holes in it and metal pegs in all but one hole. Then I handed them one of those Cracker Barrel peg games.
They spent half an hour taking turns trying to get down to 1 peg IRL. The Artificerfinally gets it IRL and also pulls the last peg.
"You get down to 1 peg and the door doesn't open. Then you take out the last peg and the passage swings wide. It seems like the solution was just to take them all out at once."
The cult is a bunch of orcs trying to wake up the Terrasque. No way orcs would be able to solve that lmao
I love that so much, fantastic puzzle design. It reminds me of stuff like the button puzzle that monty used or the infamous rediculously warded door that was actually unlocked. Using the players own senses against them incredible
10 year olds running around unsupervised with dangerous weapons and gambling? Well that's just gen 1 Pokémon.
Alternative title for this episode Pie TSD
Animated intro: 27:13 Re-cap: 28:56
Start time 29:43 Break end: 1:35:07
It's great that people still keep doing this timestamp job.
King
....... man now i wanna see them all play Lethal Company
In the old school Dieties and Demigods, Jesus was a Minor God of Healing... so maybe they had Smite?
Lethal Company MOD suggestions:
Otho- Butler
Milo - Ghost Girl
Gaius - Braken/Hill Giant (Giant's Might)
Isquan - Kidnapper fox
Ky- Nutcracker
Strigeal- Old Bird
Outsider- Eyeless Dog
Kidnapper fox got removed
Isquan: Spore Lizard or Maneater
Wark: Tulip Snake
59:10 - 59:40 Huh? How!?! I... also got West. Replayed it 4 times & I still got West x4. How did Monty & Gaijin get east? Bosco is right, Telentura does not exist.
I listened to it twice and ended up at West too.
Start: East
CC Rotation
Location: North
CCR
L: West
N>S
L: Uneffected
W>N
L: North
CCR
L: West
E>W
L: East
CCR
L: North
CCR
End: West
I think she mispoke up on the very last one. She meant to say Clockwise.
You can hear she tried to say it different but ended up saying Counter clockwise again anyway.
Definitely west
That intro... priceless.
dropping a like immediately just cause of that recap monty, fucking hilarious
to bosco: i appreciate you reading comments on youtube, even if most are the worst, imma try and always be nice
Missed the stream because work, so here i am in the TH-cam comments. Thats said, HI BOSCO!
59:14 East, North, West, West, North, West, East, North, West.
Am I missing something here I'm confused? How is it East?
It absolutely isnt
On todays' episode of the Unexpectables. Ky has a helpful assistant, Milo is sold short, Gaius is a little lost, Otho is a fast server and Isqan pulls the race card.
Last one for the year! Have a Merry Warkmas and a Happy Wark Year! Spoilers below.
What a fun little series of festival games. Lot of cute and inventive little games from Monty. Really caught the fun rural games vibe!
Finally, the great war between Stewards and Children has finally ended. And Bosco was only a little spicy during it.
Can we get the shell game as a short? That was some of the most creative GMing I’ve ever seen to do that kind of thing completely theater of the mind and would be a great condensed way to pitch the show to people off that virtue.
As the reclaimers get there revenge on the kids who seems to be build to win might I suggest for gumba Penny blood Hellbound as something to try. Nice playthrough guys,
I’m pretty sure the boys still have that one swigg of long rest elixir the we drunk most of when we crashed the castle
Sometimes I feel that Bosco needs some help with his problems.
I grew up in Northern Wisconsin in pretty sure I went to school with the farm kids that the gang went up against
As someone who's ran Tomb of Annihilation, I'm confused as to which part monty was referring to.
I guess ptsd has many ways of affecting you both for comedy and tragedy, first the comedy they can never accept the fact that they lost to a bunch of kids, and now for the tragedy spoilers,
Having a festival and someone saying look up can affect you mentally after the events that have transpired especially if a dragon lich were just fireworks the impact is still there and every celebration might end with them always looking behind there back
hi Mark, hi Bosco!
What IS up with Monty's players all having a bloodlust for children?
Last session caused the blood feud
1:14:22 first of all, it's called a Christ Air.
What more could they do here in this town???
Kids at it again
Monty: Because God hates the Unexpectables.
Me: Ah, yes. Matthew 19:14. And Jesus said "suffer the children"
But Conner, Twenny Two!
Again... FTK.
Blackjack
Listening to the cup game, I managed to get them all right. And that was on x1.5 speed (as I am behind on so much content 😅).
If I have time to relisten, I double-check, but I think Monty's result was correct, and the players may have gotten it wrong...
FIRST!!!
Second