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  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    My grip on reality fades with each Ignis game night. Hope you guys enjoy! Consider slapping a like on the video!

    • @justinbarnett4816
      @justinbarnett4816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who needs sanity anyway?

    • @d3athbykn1f3z9
      @d3athbykn1f3z9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justinbarnett4816 I agree

    • @highmaxedoutlife6285
      @highmaxedoutlife6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can people still join up or it it to late bro i just found your shit and i really like the shit you do and i need people to play games with

    • @bigdikdude4207
      @bigdikdude4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey Gordon its me Barnie. From black mesa. About that beer i owe you

    • @irishboy4305
      @irishboy4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      About that beer I owe you

  • @ryansnerdcorner
    @ryansnerdcorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    'Hey Gordon, it's me Barny from black mesa, about that beer I owe ya". truly nothing wrong with that

    • @yuithekitsune
      @yuithekitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “HELLO GORDON”

    • @spittygaming7158
      @spittygaming7158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha

    • @zergling6802
      @zergling6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      About that beer I owed ya

    • @ryansnerdcorner
      @ryansnerdcorner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zergling6802 About that beer I owed ya

    • @zergling6802
      @zergling6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIITTTT Barney is everywhere. We are Barney.

  • @dagdamor1
    @dagdamor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Mobile Task Force Rubix: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
    The breached SCPs: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

    • @isosev
      @isosev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      D-Class: *AGONIZED SCREAMING*

    • @yolokiller5685
      @yolokiller5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This one guy not screaming in confusion : *Hey Gordon, remember me ? It's me, Barney from Black Mesa INTENSIFIES*

    • @zergling6802
      @zergling6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey barney! Its me Gordon, about that crowbar I owed ya

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I’m just imagining a 4 way corridor with MTF, Chaos Insurgency, D-Class and SCPs all just screaming at each other while pointing weapons but not making the first move.

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the barney cognito hazard: *about that beer I owe ya'*

  • @FireMissionAlpha
    @FireMissionAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    TIL Barney is a memetic threat to our planet’s existence.

  • @gavinyip4680
    @gavinyip4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    That Barney guy might just be an SCP that the foundation just employs as a guard since he can't seem to die (aka respawn) and talk to those that are dead

  • @Brinda704
    @Brinda704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3007

    Hey Gordon about that beer I owe ya

    • @Terry-Tuna
      @Terry-Tuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      It's him! The real Barney Black Mesa

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      How did SCP-Barney breach containmet?

    • @akramgimmini8165
      @akramgimmini8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *HELLO GORDON!*

    • @enginer8935
      @enginer8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      About that beer I owed ya

    • @commondognut
      @commondognut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      About that beer I owe ya

  • @yuithekitsune
    @yuithekitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    The many “about that beer I owed ya”’s radiates some serious “Hello Gordon” energy

    • @Ilovebuzzsaws
      @Ilovebuzzsaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use them for big pits.*

    • @hans4120
      @hans4120 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ilovebuzzsaws *AGH! HELP ME GORDON*

  • @squidsareawesome100
    @squidsareawesome100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Me and the bois reacting to us being designated as Keter-class cognitohazards: [REDACTED]

    • @grumpyoverlord1031
      @grumpyoverlord1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice profile pic.

    • @meow97
      @meow97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Terrible profile pic

    • @BuilderB08
      @BuilderB08 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      [DATA EXPUNGED] meme!

  • @desperatepsycho
    @desperatepsycho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "we've got to kill chaos" the emperor approves this message

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    " *Remember. No JayRaptor.* "
    *instantly comes out blasting*

    • @CHURCHISAWESUM
      @CHURCHISAWESUM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you don't have a dog.

    • @soportuguese354
      @soportuguese354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CHURCHISAWESUM what

    • @Orlok26
      @Orlok26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soportuguese354 I think this person is threatening someone’s dog

    • @arandomunpeacekeeper8155
      @arandomunpeacekeeper8155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You could hear the fear In his voice when he said "we can talk about this!"

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@CHURCHISAWESUM You acting might suspicious "freind"

  • @sm1ther549
    @sm1ther549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:15 this is without a doubt the greatest example of comedic timing in existence

  • @Nekavandre
    @Nekavandre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The "Elfin Lied" opening theme at 4:16 was amazing *laughs*. Thank you.

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that truly was a certified 'Lilium-Moment' XD
      But it really do be fitting the plague doctor, ngl. XDD

  • @d3athbykn1f3z9
    @d3athbykn1f3z9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    He should remake the "first contact war" from mass effect I think it'd be pretty fun to watch in arma

    • @MichaelLSKuo
      @MichaelLSKuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, the Mass Effect mod got kinda wacked

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MichaelLSKuo Was considering downloading it, what happened with it?

    • @MichaelLSKuo
      @MichaelLSKuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hartianx1698 the Mod team for it had a lot of issues with their Mods (like stolen assets), causing them to pull most of their Mods off the Workshop

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MichaelLSKuo Oh :( that's unfortunate. I assume that's left isn't all that impressive then?

    • @MichaelLSKuo
      @MichaelLSKuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hartianx1698 Nope, you cant get most of their mods currently either

  • @boredguy6379
    @boredguy6379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Since Jay has given Barney attention. It shall become the Ignis running gag.

  • @catapultking8861
    @catapultking8861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Hey Gordon, it’s me Barney from Black Mesa, about That beer I owe ya,”
    I’d be accepting alcohol anywhere so I’d take him up on that offer! Even if I was in a underground facility that’s supposed to look at a Peanut, Some Doctor, and a old guy.

  • @lukas5293
    @lukas5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love how he paused at the steam message. Deep down.... he knew

  • @Callsign_Bear
    @Callsign_Bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Welcome to hell, we got anchovies"
    *Immediately kills self*
    See, even they know about the worst pizza topping

  • @CAPTAIN-5225
    @CAPTAIN-5225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "About that beer I owed ya."

    • @G.F.G-official
      @G.F.G-official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      About that beer I owed ya

    • @spark5580
      @spark5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      About that beer i owed ya

    • @devastatorboss059
      @devastatorboss059 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      About that beer I owed ya

  • @loopy825gaming5
    @loopy825gaming5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:16 Made me laugh more than it should have

  • @Terry-Tuna
    @Terry-Tuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    About that beer I owed ya. It's me, Gordan! Barney, from Black Mesa!

  • @soundwavegamer2321
    @soundwavegamer2321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:17 my god hearing Lilium there got me hopefully the Plague Doctor is more forgiving then Lucy.

  • @f14tomcat46
    @f14tomcat46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:08
    Chaos Insurgency in the lift...
    Chaos insurgency : Remember No Jay Raptor...
    Jay Raptor : OK,guy we can talk about this 😅

  • @finaladvance5085
    @finaladvance5085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Scp BM222 aka “Barney” is an auditory based anomaly that will possess facility guards and insist its name is “Barney from black mesa” and will repeatedly mention to other security guards “about that beer I owed you.”
    Scp BM222 shows no obvious signs of hostility to any SCP foundation members however has shown repeated aggression towards D class personnel, even discharging SCP foundation weapons with lethal effect.
    Object class: Euclid.

  • @Scorch052
    @Scorch052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This game rly do be 80% vibin with the boys, 20% jumpscare doors

  • @tysmi04
    @tysmi04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It would've been perfect if one of the scientists played the part as the brain dead AI every time you tried to speed run down a corridor. You turn around and they're just standing there saying "I refuse to take another step!"

  • @Eddie3105
    @Eddie3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:10 When the tesla gate has 4 confirmed kills and 1 scp assist 3mins into the round

    • @Terry-Tuna
      @Terry-Tuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know whether to blame the Tesla gate or my own ineptitude.

  • @grimmlow5935
    @grimmlow5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So at 1:54 when I was playing this video on my console, my TV started to freak out and open the sound options. The simulation is dissolving

  • @jessejames457
    @jessejames457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just use Class W Mnestics for the antimemes. Just don't mix Mnestics and Amnestics unless it's a D class and you're 'experimenting.'

  • @Im_Vortexfr
    @Im_Vortexfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nice this is my favorite game and about that beer I owe you

  • @MichaelLSKuo
    @MichaelLSKuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8:11 I dont know if I should feel personally attacked for being made into Mark Zuckerberg
    Im still the best Peanut

  • @zaraabore25
    @zaraabore25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:25 when MTF became imperial guardsmen

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There are 3 threats in this game:
    1) The actual SCPs
    2) "About that beer I owed you" guy (My man is literally a cognito hazard to my sanity)
    3) Everyone closing the FREAKIN DOORS on everyone else. Talk about team players, lol.

  • @kingbrandor237
    @kingbrandor237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fuckin “I may have miscalculated” part may be the funniest clip from any of your videos 😂

    • @grayel4315
      @grayel4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, btw do you know what song that was?

    • @kingbrandor237
      @kingbrandor237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grayel4315 Redbone by Childish Gambino, it’s a banger

  • @therealmgamerz2001
    @therealmgamerz2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *overhead announcment* SCP-Barney Has Breached containtment! -Hey Gordon about that beer i owe ya-

  • @countryside1297
    @countryside1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sometimes I dream about cheese and about that beer I owe yea

  • @skiadrum9029
    @skiadrum9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:50 "come on man it's this way" *inmediatly dies* top fav moment
    Also
    About that beer I owe you...

  • @posterus4413
    @posterus4413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You may lose your sanity with every video, but at least we get a ton of entertainment. I legit laugh uncontrollably while watching most of your videos.

  • @connorthegunlovingeek7465
    @connorthegunlovingeek7465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I need more Secret Lab vids now. This was fucking fantastic

  • @rolkaoffroad1249
    @rolkaoffroad1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I loved the "That can't be good" 😭😂

  • @colinblue3236
    @colinblue3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD
    Barney: there is no escape

  • @docman9640
    @docman9640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can only imagine how Raptor would feel if he saw the new look for 173

  • @SovietOnion111
    @SovietOnion111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rubix: Sees SCP-106
    SCP-106 (The Old Man): Cmer imma touch yea
    Rubix: *S C A R E D S E A G U L L N O I S E S!*

  • @Majority623y
    @Majority623y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *DEAD*
    That random voice in my head: "about that beer I owed you"

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Barney is the Cognitive Hazard SCP
    And the Beer is his Tool

  • @crispyboi6283
    @crispyboi6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That brief moment when he encounters the doctor with the music kicking in is gold

  • @BwfVid
    @BwfVid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I shouldn't have been drinking absinthe while watching this.

  • @k0749
    @k0749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need MORE. and i atleast speak for myself and those who feel the same way about this here, Wouldnt mind more. this was great.

  • @amduil8168
    @amduil8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    And suddenly the ghost of Barney now is an SCP.

  • @MikeCoD47
    @MikeCoD47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:08 Remember no MTF, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 moment

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loving the use of "Lilium" from Elfen Lied again.

  • @deusmachinashirou5044
    @deusmachinashirou5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is on par with Kaif's SPC videos 😂👏👍

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ey, another Kaif watcher. Sup.

  • @Lichcrafter
    @Lichcrafter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Commits multiple Euclid and Keter-level warcrimes
    "Now, about that beer I owed ya"

  • @jamesashcroft8170
    @jamesashcroft8170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can never escape the beer that Barney owes you

  • @lukemimnagh2594
    @lukemimnagh2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When u open the door to see 079 on the other side: it was at that moment, he knew, he fucked up

  • @bryanthardin8481
    @bryanthardin8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Between Barney from black Mesa and repeatedly getting murdered by shy Guy this is a very enjoyable

  • @Feiora
    @Feiora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The question should actually be, did you ever have a true grasp on sanity to begin with? To lose something you have to have it in the first place, we all have some level of insanity Rubix, this just your group exercising that insanity in a safer space than reality... Once this is fully understood everything will become normal and all this will be the accepted norm and become the accepted reality and all will be well... Or as well as a bunch of lunatics can be on any given day...

  • @dantebond8124
    @dantebond8124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:18 - Yeah, it's called the "human condition". I found out about it in the history book and slowly became a misanthrope... Yay...

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Memetic HAZARDS, Barney has become an INFOHAZARD

  • @ollie-kc6nj
    @ollie-kc6nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:20 I don't know why but that moment was my favourite

  • @Tayler.D
    @Tayler.D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:06 « Remember No JayRaptor » lmao

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Maybe if you remembered your passport Jay, Barney wouldn't be bothering you and offering to buy you beer.

  • @tylerweis5484
    @tylerweis5484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never thought I'd see a Elfen Lied reference in SCP Secret Lab...

  • @Drak_From_The_Healer_Tribe
    @Drak_From_The_Healer_Tribe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:17 That music gave me immediate ptsd flashbacks

  • @Gravity_studioss
    @Gravity_studioss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is defently me when [MAJOR FRACTURE DETECTED], "Aaagh! STAHP!" and [MORPHINE ADMINISTERED]

  • @wyattguilliams5325
    @wyattguilliams5325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Friend "it's pronounced LEED!!"
    Me "whoever told you that LIED!!!"

  • @FurryFix231
    @FurryFix231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fucking hell. It's only 2:00, i'm already done. What an excellent sense of humor you and your friends got!

  • @imperial_puppy4361
    @imperial_puppy4361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What the Foundation doesn't tell you is Barney is the true SCP, Strange...Feeling to...Say...About that beer I owed you.

  • @jacobpeterson4071
    @jacobpeterson4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey Gordon, about that beer I owe ya

  • @nicollassilva1283
    @nicollassilva1283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *"About That Beer I Owe Ya"*

  • @sootythunder3111
    @sootythunder3111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I just want to see an SCP that causes a MTF team to go insane and start quoting Barney

  • @OFFICIALSOLARMY
    @OFFICIALSOLARMY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    90% of video: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    10% of video: "About that beer I owed you! Hey its me, Barney, from black mesa. Sorry for the scare, I had to put a show on for the Camera I'm way behind on ny, "beating quota"."

  • @kremit6479
    @kremit6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Barney is a SCP, and this proves it.

  • @elliottgaal9774
    @elliottgaal9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who needs SCP when you have friends like this?

  • @MouldedSalad
    @MouldedSalad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:56 Anchovies are the spawn of Satan himself - *CONFIRMED!* 😈

  • @HeavyK78
    @HeavyK78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Note to self... when operating with Ignis Corps, expect to self rescue because you won’t make the exfil lol

  • @dutchdoggo
    @dutchdoggo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the real SCP here is Barney, from Black Mesa, he still owes you a beer.

  • @Cirylxlyn
    @Cirylxlyn ปีที่แล้ว

    "Have you ever sat down and thought about the potential of great evil that resides in every sentient being that is merely separated by whim or choice?"
    Someone should make a list of astounding qoutes so this can be in the top 50

  • @agentgingerman
    @agentgingerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:17
    ...
    Is that Elfen lied I hear, or am I thinking of the wrong thing
    Edit: yes, yes it bloody is
    My man's got style

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is indeed Lilium. Hands down the single best anime opening ever. ^^

  • @bluemadnessREAL
    @bluemadnessREAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "welcome to hell we got anchovies" LOL 🤣

  • @Aoremedy
    @Aoremedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need more of these secret lab videos

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Barney is now a memetic Euclid class SCP? Makes sense seeing he turned into a keter in 2020 and was going by Benrey.

  • @SirBaguette8277
    @SirBaguette8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:10 when you anger your dad

  • @chancesareo5321
    @chancesareo5321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    About that beer I owed ya

  • @unequivocalsuffering2734
    @unequivocalsuffering2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Welcome to hell, we got anchovies.”

  • @FLoooT
    @FLoooT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact, if you search "About that beer I owe ya." This video is the first result.

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 ปีที่แล้ว

    the constant "about that beer I owed ya"s has NO right being this freaking hilarious

  • @Slayr.
    @Slayr. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About that Beer he owed ya..

  • @2Eil
    @2Eil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Elfen Lied music though. Did not expect that

  • @Zippsterman
    @Zippsterman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About that beer I owe ya

  • @TentacleFarmer
    @TentacleFarmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:16 Yo, RubixRaptor, you watched Elfen Lied?

  • @abdellahkaissa6713
    @abdellahkaissa6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So guys
    About that beer I owed ya.

  • @volgenaut1318
    @volgenaut1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lilium at 4:16 was real touching

  • @jonatanhernandez9206
    @jonatanhernandez9206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:15 when you start hearing the intro song of Elfen Lìed

  • @stillbrokemoses
    @stillbrokemoses 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah I've def have thought about that thin line separated by whim or choice

  • @sarenidy3200
    @sarenidy3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I lost at the Elfen Lied opening

  • @chrisp9586
    @chrisp9586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been binging this guy's videos all day and gotta say, I've found a new favorite channel

  • @HackeyWackey
    @HackeyWackey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Gordon how about that beer I owe ya

  • @saneiscrazy7470
    @saneiscrazy7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Remember no jay raptor

  • @nuclearpopsiclestand9245
    @nuclearpopsiclestand9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Destroy Chaos for the Emperor! Wait, wrong genre...

  • @scooterdescooter4018
    @scooterdescooter4018 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:18 "goback."
    i laughed until it hurt.