At this point im convinced Malik skits are real life events, this guy is not a character 😂 he said "putting words together not gonna make a sentence" and was so serious 😂😂😂
52:10 I'm 100% with Tahir on this! Since I was a kid, even before I started watching music videos online or my family got cable, I have hated all them damn tags, random talking, and DJ singalongs on the damn tracks. DJ Khaled, DJ White Owl, Diddy, as well as Haitian and Jamaican deejays have always got under my skin for the constant noise pollution they added to some songs/mixtapes 😅 Like damn! Shut the hell up and let the beat play while the lyricists do their shit
Laughed when at 56:06 Tahir said "We ain't got time for this" and Hippie said "exactly". But then! At 56:14, Hippie's "Oh God" when Tahir went and asked a question anyway 🤣🤣🤣 felt like 'here we go were gonna be stuck here for another half an hour' I couldn't stop laughing
Being that surprised that someone weighs 258 in the US is more of a shock than him weighing that , I have been in a auditorium of more than 100 people that were all 300 pounds and up .
43:22 bismillah does have a meaning lol " shortened from Bismillah-ir-Rahman-ir-Rahim , from Arabic, literally: in the name of God, the merciful and compassionate." (Oxford)
0:35 , endomorph is tahir, ectomorph is pat nd mesomorphs are a mix. Endos hold onto fat nd sugar longer nd more of it so thts why they tend to be more husky. They have a slower metabolism. Ectomorph have faster metabolism nd process fats nd sugars faster so it's harder for them to gain weight. Slinky, skinny people are typically this. Mesomorphs have the metabolism of ectomorph, but can build muscle wayyyy faster nd better than both. Imagine kilmonger type of body in terms of shapes. Just wanted to make the correction cus if I didn't, it was gonna bug me all day lol
Music producers do not have to make the music. They over see the whole song, from the music to lyrics to how the lyrics are said Etc. Todays "producers" are just simply beat makers. Artist Mainly Rappers do not get produced. the beat is sent they rap we have a song. R&B singers are given direction.
lol I think he lowkey trolling tf out of y’all cause my name is spelled the exact same way but pronounced with the a as a lower case a the way they was saying it made it sound like a uppercase A MAlik lol instead of just Malik n the funny part is when ppl read my name mostly white ppl that exactly how they be saying it n im like bro the lower case a dose not make that sound where are u getting that from 😅
Have them back again, this was hilarious from beginning to end‼️😂😂
I'm over here dying right now 😂😂
At this point im convinced Malik skits are real life events, this guy is not a character 😂 he said "putting words together not gonna make a sentence" and was so serious 😂😂😂
I had hella fun on this show lol😂😂🙌🏾
ya’ll were great energy!
Ya'll were hilarious! . Followed you both.
Them callin you DJ Akademics was real fucked up cuz you really look like Derek Fisher
Y’all was funny bro, sorry Tahir be hatin n acting fake. He got childhood trauma😂
@@StackzMcgeelol 😂
Might have to start animating some of these intros 🔥😂🤣🔥
Do it please! thank you kindly 😂
We need them back
On my lunch break crying in the car!!! 😂😂😂
My current situation 😂
It's been a while since i laughed so hard. This pod was hilarious from beginning to end!😂😂
“Mesmomorph” lmao 😂
People just be saying anything, bro 😂 full confidence
Noti gang! They came in talkin “morphs”, not sure where we finna go😅
41:09 I'm dead 😂😂😂
For a second I thought the Bodega Boys were back 😂
😅im not the only one like 😮
😂😂😂
💀😭
the subtle “Tahir would be like pour me up a butter bath” from the background🤣🤣🤣
Yooo we need them on more! 😂
This was a hilarious ep!
wait 12:21 😭😭😭 whyyy did Tahir just eat this beat up!! ba da da daaaaaa
I wouldn't want to be an informant for the state of new york. They do not be worried about the safety of their witnesses
52:10 I'm 100% with Tahir on this! Since I was a kid, even before I started watching music videos online or my family got cable, I have hated all them damn tags, random talking, and DJ singalongs on the damn tracks.
DJ Khaled, DJ White Owl, Diddy, as well as Haitian and Jamaican deejays have always got under my skin for the constant noise pollution they added to some songs/mixtapes 😅 Like damn! Shut the hell up and let the beat play while the lyricists do their shit
Dj drama‼️
41:10 "What that mean?" * dead silence * 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 nah we need these 4 again! Just keep switching between and Malcolm
I need Malcolm ‘New Pork’ Barrett. Immediately 😅
Pat ain’t bothering nobody not saying anything. Tahir Oat real name is Patrice
G smacking in the mic has me too tickled!😂😂😂 Homie was hungry!😂😂😂
Laughed when at 56:06 Tahir said "We ain't got time for this" and Hippie said "exactly". But then! At 56:14, Hippie's "Oh God" when Tahir went and asked a question anyway 🤣🤣🤣 felt like 'here we go were gonna be stuck here for another half an hour'
I couldn't stop laughing
G and Malik are hilarious!!🔥🔥
Beat hitting 😂12:35
Hilarious from jump 😂😂
It's Morphin time!
Malik sound like B Lew a lil bit. I was confused
U know the show good when the ads don't transition
He's almost Derek Fisher 🤣🤣
Being that surprised that someone weighs 258 in the US is more of a shock than him weighing that , I have been in a auditorium of more than 100 people that were all 300 pounds and up .
😂😂this was a good time🎉
Instant favorite! The Arabic segment 🔥🤌🏾
Emoji for Malik 🙄 @41:10
- looking up trying to find the lie.
Hilarious show yall! Get these boys back on!
Noti gang 🔥...not sure if it's safe tho 😳
He didn’t kno it was going to go that far
Malik B is fineeee.
Ozempic is crazy
Good episode! How many of yall doing one "BIG SNITCH"? 🤔🤣
QUESTION! Where is the live stream? Who's patreon? Tahir or Pat?
Thanks y'all 🙌🏿
its the DIYS Patreon. www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary
Watch the Duo Lingo sponsors come kickin y'all doors down due to Malik's prowess in a number of languages. 😭😂🤣
43:22 bismillah does have a meaning lol
" shortened from Bismillah-ir-Rahman-ir-Rahim , from Arabic, literally: in the name of God, the merciful and compassionate." (Oxford)
That beat was fire!!!
Give me some chicken Alfredo pasta with shrimp and some rolls from Texas road house and you’d have to tell me when you got enough info 👍🏾👌🏾💯💯
Not Tahir playin with my emotions!!! I gotta hella excited when he said Larry June!! 😂😂 Then was quickly let down 😂😂
Hahah😂
00:44 he stood up? 🤔
How did I miss this episode drop?🤦♀️
Hotels were shut down nationwide 😂 we even felt it in texas
Denver got gangs too
Malik reminds me of B. Lew. ✌️🏾💪🏾
Bring them back 👏🏼 cheers with that fork (mimosa snitch)
0:35 , endomorph is tahir, ectomorph is pat nd mesomorphs are a mix.
Endos hold onto fat nd sugar longer nd more of it so thts why they tend to be more husky. They have a slower metabolism.
Ectomorph have faster metabolism nd process fats nd sugars faster so it's harder for them to gain weight. Slinky, skinny people are typically this.
Mesomorphs have the metabolism of ectomorph, but can build muscle wayyyy faster nd better than both. Imagine kilmonger type of body in terms of shapes.
Just wanted to make the correction cus if I didn't, it was gonna bug me all day lol
Mimosas in the interrogation room would have been a great skit but they gave it away somebody do it
Is "Bismillah" a real Arabic word ? Yes.
But does he know the meaning ? NO 😂😂😂
Got me a good RAT chain 😂
Great funny episode
Malik has some of the best content #Bad 🥷🏾Gang
Ty Hippie! I heard that shit too! @35:52 I was like bruh! Gtfo
They put that in the nda so that his estate couldn't be sued.
Music producers do not have to make the music. They over see the whole song, from the music to lyrics to how the lyrics are said Etc. Todays "producers" are just simply beat makers. Artist Mainly Rappers do not get produced. the beat is sent they rap we have a song. R&B singers are given direction.
@GKing quality over quantity!
G King really look just like Larry June 🍊.
17:00 I’ll snitch lol
Everybody knows your name is Robert , Bob Bob
I’d snitch but only on parking offences
You ain't no cop j Reid hilarious
Good morning
@41:10 Malik lies more than Tahir 😂
Endomorph
I would like to see the kid mero on here
13:30
Tahir is smart but he’s wrong about the alcohol/consent. I’m a trained SAPR in the Navy and you can 100% give consent with alcohol
Love yaw boys but I think we should do our research sometimes. DJ Khaled started his career as an ACTUAL dj, turn table and all.
I think y’all are confusing what producers, engineers, and musician/instrumentalists do
lol I think he lowkey trolling tf out of y’all cause my name is spelled the exact same way but pronounced with the a as a lower case a the way they was saying it made it sound like a uppercase A MAlik lol instead of just Malik n the funny part is when ppl read my name mostly white ppl that exactly how they be saying it n im like bro the lower case a dose not make that sound where are u getting that from 😅
So, basically risking your life for 40 dollars an hour? Pass
Come on now Bog is a better rapper than PAC. Better storytell better flow better purist. Tahir was right not to argue with thesexguys
Always saying things are "crazy", "wild" & "insane" shows a lack of vocabulary....
I thought the song would be funny.... It was disappointing
50:48 WXAXTLY WAT I JUST SAID! CMON NA, TAHIR! IM WITCHA WHEN YA RIGHT ND YOU A$$ MF RIGHT!
Aye next time do London drill for the intro
50:21 TELL EM! TELL EM! TELL EM!