"I'm the son GOD!!" -the son of GOD video by ethereal snake: • Jesus’ Betrayal : What... music by hakita: • Heaven Pierce Her - OR... #ultrakill #jesus #jesuschrist
Well I mean yeah, how else did he lift a hundred pound cross for miles right after taking ten whip lashes and getting beaten to a pulp all while wearing a thorn crown?
@@user-tc2tm6iq8e ehh, not really, at least for me. I find phase 1 way harder. Whenever I manage to reach phase 2 I almost always win. I'd say it's more like Maliketh.
I am the son of GOD! I was sent down by my father, to lead his flock to paradise. To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden. I am of one flesh with the divine, and of the lineage of Abraham. In will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy. I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my fathers name! Amen! Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
I am the son of GOD, i was sent down by my FATHER, to lead his flock to paradise, to atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden i am of one flesh with the divine, and the lineage of abraham, i will bring forth a new age and a new covenant shall be my legacy i will vanquish all evil in my fathers name AMEN get ready to receive some holy spirit
i am the son of GOD I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACy I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER NAME. AMEN
It's not even his whole monologue either, I personally love this line cut from this rendition "You covered your tracks well, brother. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!"
"I have given to mankind boundless mercy and compassion,forgiving men,women and childrens alike of even their most grievous sins.but you,machine,are neither of those. In my father name I SHALL SLAY YOU!" Dumbledore said calmly
I AM THE SON OF GOD, I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD MY FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE FOR THE GOD, I AM ONE FROM THE FLESH OF DIVINE FROM THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM, I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COMING SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY GODS NAME, AMEN
our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us our daily bread and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
It would be funny if the penultimate boss was Jesus Prime, and since he is Jesus Christ you can't kill him, so your only option is to escape from heaven and kill Gabriel with a countdown before Jesus Prime FINDS YOU
❌ - "Prepare thyself!"
✅ - "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
The neutral ending: “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit”
If jesus is the third prime soul than this will be his opening speech
this can actually be…
true??
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit" is indeed a HARD line
Jesus will be the third prime soul. Hakita came to me in a dream and told me
I really really want to have that as p-3. That speech would be top tier
Also if he said something like Minos during the battle. That Confess while he punches you for example
Jesus Prime beating the shit out of Judas Prime
Oh man, can't way to play these Warframes when they release
*MY FATHER MAY HAVE ABANDONED CREATION, HOWEVER, I AM NOT MY FATHER!*
*Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit*
This line goes so hard
@@Poker2735 Thank you
*Music intensives*
If Jesus Prime existed he definitely would take double damage from Nailgun
but he can just respawn
3 days later
He better be the hardest boss then all bosses
@@cackjooper3 acts later, gets significantly harder
then he would have three health bars, the first revive will just be an average voiceline then revive 3 is a cross
Jesus was a carpenter, so he probably was that shredded.
jesus is jesus so he probably was that jacked
Well I mean yeah, how else did he lift a hundred pound cross for miles right after taking ten whip lashes and getting beaten to a pulp all while wearing a thorn crown?
Watch Jesus be the final boss of ultra kill and instead of using weapons or magic he just fights melee
he just slams you into concrete until you give up and uninstall the game
Like,both prime souls already use melee as main attacks
@@Dexter42069no no jesus uses MELEE to kill you
@@WOWtheBrit this Jesus
To ULTRAKILL
ME?!
*Parries Jesus Prime attacks*
he can turn water into wine what makes you think he cant turn your eyeballs into fried chicken
The Bible if it was an anime.
The speech, voice acting, the animation, the music... Goosebumps. It's all so perfect.
there’s a bible comic book
“The Action Bible”
"get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
that gave me chills down my spine
you know you’ve fucked up if you hear that from him
Jesus would be the kind of boss that you one shot easily, and when you're leaving gets back up and starts whooping your ass
so godfrey
@@user-tc2tm6iq8e ehh, not really, at least for me. I find phase 1 way harder. Whenever I manage to reach phase 2 I almost always win.
I'd say it's more like Maliketh.
I'am the son of *GAWD*
I was sent *DOWN* by my father
TO *LEAD* HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE.
To *ATONE* for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
I am the *ONE* flesh with the Devine...!
and the LINEAGE of ABRAHAM..
Jesus Prime is the secret final boss of the whole game
wow act three was great! i cant wait for act 4
act 4:
Act 3*
@@Minos_prime1321 you absolute piece of
That suplex was personal 💀
Prime prime// King of Kings, Jesus Prime
"There wont be P-P."
-Hakita
@@astar6769 Hehe
Pp
@@takebacktheholyland9306hehe
Pp.
@@arachnid1353heheheh
PP
@@AverageCharcoalhehehheheheh
Pp.
P1 brooding jesus
P2 angry jesus
P3 kratos jesus
Jesus of war
Shepherd Of War
gabriel to the entire council after losing to a vampiric coin dispensing dvd player twice:
actully its a sentient nikon/go pro -Maxor
Prime // Third
The Prodigal Son
Jesus Prime, Savior Of Man
Proverbs 3:15
P-3 confirmed
He really gave him some JUDGEMENT
...and some holy spirit
this is just "what if Jesus acted like the greek gods"
PRIME /// FINAL
SON OF GOD
jesus prime would go hard
Could also go with "Undying Light"
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
"...what?"
@@cheesesvideosstorage8070 GRAH-
@@BrickThousand Gah, JESUS, A-
PRIME /// THIRD
THE LAST COMING
*"get ready to receive some holy spirit"* is still the most intimidating line you can ever hear before gettting your ass beat
judas got p-ranked
get pranked, judas
I am the son of GOD!
I was sent down by my father,
to lead his flock to paradise.
To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden.
I am of one flesh with the divine,
and of the lineage of Abraham.
In will bring forth a new age, and a new covenant shall be my legacy.
I will vanquish ALL EVIL in my fathers name!
Amen!
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit.
You forgot this line:
Right ?
Of course i am.
I'm the one you romon
@@I_dontk dammit
the copypasta is already happening 💀
Taking the 5 loaves and 2 fish Jesus looked up to heaven and declared "I am the son of GOD"
0:44 And thy punishment....is DEATH
0:47 Thy end is now!
0:50 Crush!
0:54 DIE!
0:58 Prepare thy self!
1:03 *JUDGEMENT*
1:01 +ENRAGED
1:01 +ENRAGED
Godfist Suicide, coming 2023
Just him describing himself is the most epic shit I've ever seen
"Get ready to receive some holy Spirit. " is one of the best ways to say "im going to beat the living shit out of you." 😂😂😂
my sleep deprived brain thought "minos prime" was a destiny boss i forgot about, like yet another fallen machine thing
“Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit” would be a killer opening line for Jesus Prime
“Fuck, Judas got made”
Most realistic Jojo episode
^ Someone who has never seen JOJO and has no idea what its about
Jesus Prime goes absurdly hard.
PRIME /// THIRD
SUN OF GOD
Uhm akshualy it’s spelled “son”
@@theproatthegame6160 no it's not
@@theproatthegame6160nerd
I am the son of GOD, i was sent down by my FATHER, to lead his flock to paradise, to atone for the sins of adam and eve in the garden i am of one flesh with the divine, and the lineage of abraham, i will bring forth a new age and a new covenant shall be my legacy i will vanquish all evil in my fathers name AMEN get ready to receive some holy spirit
The biggest lie satan told the world was that Jesus was not jacked af
Satan said he was jacked
Jesus said he wasn't jacked, because he knew we'd sexualize him as we're sinners
We sexualize everything. Man, woman, robot
i am the son of GOD I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACy I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER NAME. AMEN
Um um can you- c-can you say that again, please?
@@roda1167CONFESS
@@XzyFr9 LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU
@@Gamerman1246 _Get ready to receive some _*_Holy Spirit…_*
Please, use some punctuation.
*Get ready to receive some holy spirit*
+Disrespect
+Disrespect
+2407 HeadshotCombo
+Enrage
when that coin hits, you better pray i don't "WEAK" a 2d time
P-3 //HOLY SPIRIT//
JESUS
PRIME
P--3 //LOVE FOR MANKIND//
P-3//BEGOTTEN SON//
JESUS PRIME
P-3 is "Prime///Climax".
JUDGEMENT
*PREPARE THYSELF!*
KEEP IT COMING
CRUSH
*THY END IS NOW!*
WEAK!
My first attempt to beat Minos... and second..... and third...
and fourth... and fitfth... and sixth...
@@yourlocalslayer3208in total 5 attempts with about 50-60 deaths each, and last one being successful. I ultrasuck
"JESUS-" last words before getting absolutely destroyed
0:46 "thy end is now"
0:48 "DIE"
0:51 "thy end is now"
0:58 "prepare thyself"
1:02 "judgement "
W
The bible if it was written by Michael bay
Best fucking bible ever
Prime third // Jesus the first son of God
Isnt adam his first son?
If Ethereal Snake isn't brought on to voice him its not worth it.
Okay but that was such a fucking awesome speech
It's not even his whole monologue either, I personally love this line cut from this rendition "You covered your tracks well, brother. BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH!"
explain this atheists
JESUS PRIME.
I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME. AMEN.
I expected to hear a "*J U D G E M E N T*"
"I have given to mankind boundless mercy and compassion,forgiving men,women and childrens alike of even their most grievous sins.but you,machine,are neither of those.
In my father name I SHALL SLAY YOU!" Dumbledore said calmly
0:44
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit" that hits hard🔥🔥🔥🔥
Literally
I AM THE SON OF GOD, I WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY MY FATHER TO LEAD MY FLOCK TO PARADISE. TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE FOR THE GOD, I AM ONE FROM THE FLESH OF DIVINE FROM THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM, I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE AND A NEW COMING SHALL BE MY LEGACY. I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY GODS NAME, AMEN
jesus prime official leak.
he takes extra damage from the nailgun
LOL
Lmao
This goes so fucking hard
Jesus' speech is fire 🔥🔥
This could literally be how his boss fight would look like
our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
give us our daily bread and forgive our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us
and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
!AMEN!
@@bloodArcher in the name of the father the son the holy spirit amen
Having jesus beat you up cuz he thinks you are the root of evil would be a crazy final boss
This is what happens when you try to cross jesus
Judas just double crossed every force of love known to man
Can't tell if the pun was intended...
literally or?
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit. 🗿
"THY HOLY SPIRIT COMPELLS YOU!"
Empty thy compartments bruv
this is exactly what happens when you play P-1 for the first time
Jesus Prime: SON OF GOD
Bro ultrakill themes are literally made for christ
Ultrakill soundtracks are just holy music change my mind
I love violent pacifists
I like it when he says GET READY TO RECIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT.
That sounds like "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" but jesus' version
GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT
the opening speech has no right to go that hard with order
thats how steel ball run started
As Jesus, I can Confirm That I Broke his Spinal Chords🗿🗿
Amen
Amen to that.
Amen
Amen
AMEN!
*”Judgement!”*
/// PRIME III ///
HOLY
*"PRIME THIRD // ACCESORIES OF DIVINITY AND LOVE"*
/// PRIME III ///
WRATH
If this isnt how jesus and satan square up during the rapture im not going to heaven
Me too
Thank you for making my work Jesus, the judgment will come always back
Guys it's literally minos prime
@@lowtempazote guys this is Shaggy himself, holy cow, didn’t expect this lol
What the fuck
Shaggy vs minos prime
Epic rap battles
@@patatarusaproductions7284 fnf shaggy be like: train train train!
this goes unbelievably hard
CONFESS
REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!!
PRAY!!
SALVATION!
It would be funny if the penultimate boss was Jesus Prime, and since he is Jesus Christ you can't kill him, so your only option is to escape from heaven and kill Gabriel with a countdown before Jesus Prime FINDS YOU
W idea
PRIME /// THIRD
FORGOTTEN PARADISE
Imagine if he is actually the third prime soul and you walk in on him doing this to Judas with the speech and just turns to stare at you.
bro i felt that elbow drop
0:47 for the JUDGEMENT.
It's Over judas ! I have the high ground !
i was waiting for some "CRUSH" "JUGEMENT" DIE" THY END IS NOW"
Jesus after my dream about fighting God in an alleyway and winning:
Bro that's metal
Guys don't fight god on the Astral plane.
@@nobody4248you can't fight God at all he can wipe your being without a look
@@grandheadass9476 hindu priests in ramayan be like:
Given the fact that god had to grab a man's balls to win a fight, yeah. I say you'd win.
Jesus Prime
“AND HIS NAME IS ‘JESUS CHRIST’”
0:49 JUDGEMENT!
0:55 Thy end is now!
POV you attempt to fight Minos prime for the first time
ULTRAKILL P-3 leaks looks amazing
Layer 9 is real
Judas Prime is confirmed
a hole new meaning to jesus prime
Minos Prime gave me a lot of holy spirit
minos explaining why Gabriel killed him and v1 doesn't understand Greek language
_And thy Punishment is Death_