Monty Python Crackpot Religions LTD

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  • This is a MP sketch. I just did a little rough editing to make it flow.
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  • @mistereveready
    @mistereveready 13 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    It's like watching a scientology seminar. I love Monty Python.

  • @Kitties_are_pretty
    @Kitties_are_pretty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Bet she's no novice when it comes to converting all in her see" is a very, very, very clever joke.

  • @scissorsnip
    @scissorsnip 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Monty Python - educating the public by satire since 1969.

    • @columbmurray
      @columbmurray 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean helping to destroy British culture since 1969. Hope you like it now.

  • @britishadamantine5670
    @britishadamantine5670 9 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Scientology explained.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** I like how Scientology is the one religion started by a man who didn't even intend to start it.

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      carultch L. Ron Hubbard did intend to make it a religion though which is why it's formatted like a religion and why he was while he was alive and still is viewed as a sort of Demigod within Scientology. He said to his first wife, "The best way to make money is to start your own religion." He was simply unsuccessful in legitimizing it and getting the religious tax exemption while he was alive but that's about it. The current leader, David Miscavige, is more ruthless than Hubbard was with how he accomplishes things. This is how he got religious tax exemption status for Scientology.

    • @geoffreylaxton
      @geoffreylaxton 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thewickedfae It is part of the work of one of Aleister Crowley's occult orders to start your own religion. I guess he took the teachings seriously!

    • @Jimpozcan
      @Jimpozcan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +thewickedfae There should be no tax exemption for churches. Scientology, with is wacky unsubstantiated beliefs is a good example of why. The same goes for every religion, though.

    • @gaycatlover3030
      @gaycatlover3030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All religions explained.

  • @FactVsReligion
    @FactVsReligion  16 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Monty Python is one of the funniest shows there ever was.
    When I was 15. I saw Fawlty Towers for the fist time, and I laughed so hard I almost blacked out.

  • @TheMonkeybutler20
    @TheMonkeybutler20 12 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    love the archbishop of Australia, i wish our archbishop was like that.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If only our clergy were as daft as them Aussie ones! More butts in the pews! 😅

  • @JonGee420
    @JonGee420 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That look on Michael Palin's face when John Cleese slaps him is classic. I don't think it was scripted.

  • @invest42morrow
    @invest42morrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "For the rich" - the most profound truthful religious statement

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wish it were not so.

    • @chrisburgess2398
      @chrisburgess2398 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thought it was the opium of the masses

  • @tmrezzek5728
    @tmrezzek5728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I've got one already!" Excellent topper to the joke!

    • @garethspotfur1
      @garethspotfur1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      even funnier for me, norwhich is my parents home town!

    • @hungfao
      @hungfao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That floored me as well.

    • @papercup2517
      @papercup2517 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They must have recycled that joke later, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Remember the French taunters?
      "I am Alfred, King of the Britons. Will you ask your master if he will join me in our Quest for the Holy Grail?
      Ah, mais non - 'e's already got one, you see...
      (Turns to his companions... "I told 'im we already got one!" where upon the Frenchmen all fall about laughing...)

    • @papercup2517
      @papercup2517 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@garethspotfur1 Mine too! Or rather, their chosen place of retirement (they are long gone now, sadly). It really is a fine city, as the marketing slogan goes..

  • @pitchforkharp
    @pitchforkharp 16 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Terry Gilliam's "seething cauldron of hate" at the end is perfect!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Who knew that a Terry Gilliam cartoon would fortell the rise of "Christian Nationalism". 😱

  • @NealX
    @NealX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LOL, Cleese holding a can of Foster's. Classic.

  • @VanlifewithAlan
    @VanlifewithAlan 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had never heard of this one. I wonder how much Monty Python I have yet to find!

  • @KvaGram
    @KvaGram 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ahhh.. Monty Python. So far ahead of the times.

  • @user-ce7es2sv3e
    @user-ce7es2sv3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:55 "oh, ms Collins"
    I can rewatch it all day, my fav, just look at their faces

  • @lewisner
    @lewisner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This makes more sense than real religions.

  • @Turgon_
    @Turgon_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wait til Bigus Dickus hears of this this!

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sillius Sodus...

  • @MrLuigiFercotti
    @MrLuigiFercotti 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm in for the furniture suite. Nice 60's modern.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So what in the sodding hell does one do with a village council? 🤨

    • @robbarbieri8676
      @robbarbieri8676 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@luisreyes1963 Not much, but this is an entire city council! Think of the possibilities! Eerrr...

  • @Vashtanerada477
    @Vashtanerada477 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hey, at least the rewards this particular religion is trying to pander are actually tangible. I'd rather have the guarantee of the living room set or the Norwich City Council than the vague promise of heaven.

  • @amb1962
    @amb1962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of man I'm preaching to." - J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Church of the SubGenius.

    • @amb1962
      @amb1962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I once bought some powdered water but I didn't know what to add." - Stephen Wright

    • @nuthineatholl6434
      @nuthineatholl6434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Andrew Baker
      "Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, you tell me what you know." -- Otis B. Driftwood

    • @djquinn4825
      @djquinn4825 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nuthine Atholl I love the Marx Brothers.

    • @jasonkajtar8851
      @jasonkajtar8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pull the wool over your own eyes

  • @PMW3
    @PMW3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    he looks like he's cosplaying as the 10'th doctor.

    • @mslaerik66
      @mslaerik66 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this wins the internet

    • @analogueapples
      @analogueapples 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought he was the 10th doctor, but it can't be.. unless, you know, time travel :D

    • @thundrothhigg3546
      @thundrothhigg3546 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe David Tennant was cosplaying as Eric Idle

    • @WillaDaKilla474
      @WillaDaKilla474 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thundroth Higg More likely, this was made decades ago.

    • @thundrothhigg3546
      @thundrothhigg3546 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob Butts what?

  • @roberthaworth9097
    @roberthaworth9097 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I didn't know the Pythons were into documentary film-making.

  • @richardharrold9736
    @richardharrold9736 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Amazing to hear Messiaen's "Le Verbe", from "La Nativité du Seigneur", in a Python sketch. Two of my great cultural loves which I never expected to meet in one place...

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Verb? What a strange thing to name a piece.

    • @richardharrold9736
      @richardharrold9736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ferretyluv it means "The Word" (as in, of God).

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richardharrold9736 I thought word was mot.

    • @richardharrold9736
      @richardharrold9736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ferretyluv not in this context, at least!

  • @TTony-tu6dm
    @TTony-tu6dm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Python yet again being eons ahead of it’s time

  • @ErgoCogita
    @ErgoCogita 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh man, he smacked 'em pretty good at 0:45 . It even startled me.

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am convinced that poor Michael didn't even know about it. It almost broke his character.

  • @bebopbountyhead
    @bebopbountyhead 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the archbishop of Australia.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blessed are those who partake in Foster's Lager & Aussie Rules Football...🏉

  • @joshplume
    @joshplume 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man everything they do is seamless.

  • @AximandTheCursed
    @AximandTheCursed 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think it was planned, but John Cleese comes from the old school of slapstick, where in order to engender the appropriate effect, you REALLY hit them.

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And simetimes it would take a damn good trashing.

  • @sketchyfear8802
    @sketchyfear8802 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All hail cartoons from all nations so that our souls may reach up high

  • @duncangparker
    @duncangparker 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Is the most beautiful tea trolley I have ever seen.

  • @JudiFrance
    @JudiFrance 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From Gilda Radner: "Humor is truth, only faster!"

  • @cemery50
    @cemery50 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this and the Life of Brian and the Church of the Sub-Genius pretty well sums up my view on religions.

  • @nellgwenn
    @nellgwenn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Python guys were true visionaries. Pegging the modern American GOP social-political landscape those many years ago.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pegging means something totally different, here in the U.S...

    • @nellgwenn
      @nellgwenn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      manictiger What does ot mean. I live here.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terese Hewitt
      Look it up on urban dictionary.

    • @nellgwenn
      @nellgwenn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just did and it said define what it means.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terese Hewitt
      Sounds like you don't know how to spell or something.
      1
      pegging
      anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.
      charles: are you sure jean? you probably won't feel anything.
      jean: i don't care charles. i'll do anything for you.
      (jean proceeds to peg charles, when all of a sudden, dave comes in the room)
      dave: hey charles, do you wanna see eraser - oh, jesus fucking christ!
      (kim enters)
      kim: fuck! they're at it again!
      dave: what the hell? is jean wearing a...strap-on?
      charles: do you guys ever knock?!
      by dawntodusk December 23, 2004

  • @scepollo
    @scepollo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ever since I first saw this sketch 25 years ago, it's been among my favourites from Python! :D

  • @terrythekittie
    @terrythekittie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor Michael, poor Manuel, all victims of Cleesey's violent streak.

    • @geoffreycarson2311
      @geoffreycarson2311 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I WOULD Have KNOCKED HIS Lights OUT 😁😁😁g

  • @antpowell5974
    @antpowell5974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That archbishop of Australia, nowhere near as creepy as the real one. How's it going Georgy?

    • @edwardharley9
      @edwardharley9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We hope... very badly for him...

    • @MrDino1953
      @MrDino1953 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He Pell from grace.

  • @Voingous
    @Voingous 12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Pastafarian is legit, unlike the others.

  • @geoffr4018
    @geoffr4018 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The truest depiction of religion ever
    Amen

  • @EpicStopMotions72
    @EpicStopMotions72 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mike got quite a slap there! xD

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Similar to what Andrew Sachs got a lot of in Fawlty Towers.

  • @calamagrostis88
    @calamagrostis88 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the Terry Gilliam part where the top of the preachers head keeps popping off to reveal a devil stewing in slime.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Now you know where televangelists come from. 👹

  • @Ralndrath
    @Ralndrath 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow I never saw until now how much Monty Python take the piss out of religion knowing this now really brings the warm fuzzys

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With Archbishop Gumby leading the MAGA dioceses. And Archbishop Shabby tends to the homeless of S.F. 🏚️

  • @royalzak2670
    @royalzak2670 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when he slapped her, I bursted into laughter. So random, but brilliant.

  • @IKarlHarrison
    @IKarlHarrison 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want that three piece lounge suite soooooo bad.

    • @LordZontar
      @LordZontar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd rather that. I certainly don't need another Norwich City Council. I've got three of those already.

  • @GluttonForSex
    @GluttonForSex 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Something that doesn't exist can never be hurt. :-)

  • @justmadeit2
    @justmadeit2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruce Beer the archbishop of Australia, ha

  • @kreaturen
    @kreaturen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuckin love their animations!

  • @karambiatos
    @karambiatos 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he took the "poor guy" part literately, and then went to babel complete randomness about that

  • @Kr0nicDragon
    @Kr0nicDragon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not gonna front, that tea trolly was lookin’ sharp

  • @teambridgebsc691
    @teambridgebsc691 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perfect gems do not lose their lustre -

  • @Axcalzia
    @Axcalzia 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @MikeSrdl I'm overwhelmingly excited to receive some more information about this great find. Please tell me in which peer-reviewed article it is published in, so I can go and read about it myself.

  • @Calza321
    @Calza321 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking love the shadows at the end :P

  • @SwarthySkinnedOne
    @SwarthySkinnedOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A crude lampoon...but not too far from the mark.

  • @antikoerper256
    @antikoerper256 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMFAO @ the slap @ 0:41

  • @Incognito1986
    @Incognito1986 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn those cartoons always creeped me out!

  • @paulipaz
    @paulipaz 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @RightCountry I admire your faith and your seeming open mindedness. I see faith can be a very separate and different thing from religion. And your recovery shows a lot of strength in you. My grandmother had a stroke and i've known several people who have also had strokes, so I know (though not personally) how difficult it is to recover. You are fortunate. I tend to bug people about their grammar too, but i think that guy was just trying to get at you. Anyway, just thought i'd say that. Kudos.

  • @richardbrown1189
    @richardbrown1189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the fact that Eric is wearing an MCC tie.

  • @smooth_sundaes5172
    @smooth_sundaes5172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tax religion and they'll all be buggered..... again

  • @terrydickinson3296
    @terrydickinson3296 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had a mouthfull of wine when Cleese slapped Palin......no more.

  • @Hardysamnin
    @Hardysamnin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cartoon analogy was perfect.

  • @ktxed
    @ktxed 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    All religion is marvelous crackpottery.

  • @Jay_Flippen
    @Jay_Flippen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you effects of human innovation, including engineering, architecture, work on the world's infrastructure, and hard (honest, self-done) work to transport and sell all the goods of the world, including food. I appreciate all of the people's work it took to have the stuff that I have, or 'possess'. Oh wait, what is this video about?

  • @professorcynic
    @professorcynic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sarah, today’s diocesan lovely...... 😂

  • @jamessmethurst3537
    @jamessmethurst3537 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A splendid tea trolley.

  • @minisoda1234
    @minisoda1234 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    what ever happened to just enjoying this sketch for the satire? the Python's made fun of everything! that's what makes satire!

  • @stephengoss9108
    @stephengoss9108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Where is the Church of the Divine Loony?

  • @georgebennett3197
    @georgebennett3197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to see him wearing a MCC tie.

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhhh a lounge suite, the perennial Monty Python quiz show prize.

  • @littlerubberninja
    @littlerubberninja 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually, we've had a couple of versions of the price is right starting in 1984. It was on for about 15 years and intermittently over the last 10.

  • @DBRGroup
    @DBRGroup 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    real face-slap @ :43...i have tears in my eyes as i type this

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Creation Model? Pious twaddle!

  • @Roberto89gbbr
    @Roberto89gbbr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wonderful

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just noticed the other articles in that newspaper. How could I have not noticed "Dead woman wins a degree by lip reading?"

  • @rixar139
    @rixar139 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless....

  • @OuroborosChoked
    @OuroborosChoked 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    So this is where Hubbard got his ideas!

  • @666HellKnight
    @666HellKnight 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!!! Luxury tea trolley!

  • @SlackerSlayer
    @SlackerSlayer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @CaperAway1 The proper quote is,
    "Religion has caused more harm and misery to more humans in all of history than any other single idea" M.M.O'Hair

  • @sarahbird7124
    @sarahbird7124 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That animation summed up what religion has done for me xD

  • @KingDoofer
    @KingDoofer 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Love Monty Python.

  • @teaknees
    @teaknees 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's right that a video called 'crackpot religion' should have an advert for scientology.

  • @AndyCigars
    @AndyCigars 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a caravan!

  • @Jacquesvoller
    @Jacquesvoller 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has so many parallels with the Mormons

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I've got one already"

  • @kroschfoenigin
    @kroschfoenigin 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @alternativebassist No. Ridiculing irrational beliefs and pointing out their flaws is what comedy does and has made Monty Python as awesome as they are. Lighten up.

  • @zaggy3110
    @zaggy3110 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @titleydaniel
    Peter Bonetti - goalkeeper for Chelsea 1960-1975
    He played against Germany in 1970 WC quarter final.

  • @Lazyguy22
    @Lazyguy22 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @koppellhinex You should have your own TV show. Failing that, just stand on the promenade with a sandwich board and a pamphlet.

  • @whitewarrior4777
    @whitewarrior4777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Monty Python predicted Hillsong.

  • @ivyshoots
    @ivyshoots 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay I just refreshed the page and now it's an ad for Verizon Wireless!

  • @Kolyamatic
    @Kolyamatic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would honestly love to have won the Norwich City Council... :/

    • @papercup2517
      @papercup2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kolya the Great - I don't know, they might be expensive to feed, and how would you stop them jumping the fence and escaping while you were at work? Unless of course you kept them indoors... but that'd be silly...

  • @kamikaze9699
    @kamikaze9699 9 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Blasphemer! You edited a MP skit! You are a disgrace to all nerdom! I shall now fart in thy general direction! Praise Brian!

    • @thegreatagitator4675
      @thegreatagitator4675 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have a hamburger to comfort yourself.

    • @ragnaroksbringer
      @ragnaroksbringer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I actually heard the neckbeard panting just by reading that comment.

    • @kamikaze9699
      @kamikaze9699 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Rat Prince Thanks for the compliment. Not used to people telling me I look like I'm in my 20s. Makes me feel young.

    • @888ian2
      @888ian2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehe, you're funny, also, burn the heathen!

    • @ragnaroksbringer
      @ragnaroksbringer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kamikaze9699 Are neckbeards typically in their twenties? I only have known one in-person, and he was in his early 30s.

  • @JeromieSilke
    @JeromieSilke 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Archbishop Of Australia, lol, must be a queenslander

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I once told someone I worship at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion; they stared at me for a second then cracked up laughing.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted that Norwich city counsil!

  • @DTD110865
    @DTD110865 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Carol Cleveland looked really cute in this sketch.

  • @Thezuule1
    @Thezuule1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would join up for sure.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remain delighted to see informed hammering of religion...

  • @Whiplashr
    @Whiplashr 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you'd like a bit of "love your neighbor", and who doesn't now and again.

  • @Kris22774
    @Kris22774 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey all, don't forget Monty Python just released a new live dvd!

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want that tea trolley.

  • @h4tchetman
    @h4tchetman 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahahahaaa I'm an aussie an I laughed when I seen the archbishop of australia xD

  • @GathGealaich
    @GathGealaich 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The entire Norwich city council? What a useless prize..."
    Especially if you already have one. :)

  • @tedgrant2
    @tedgrant2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want the luxury tea trolly.