We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723
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Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgence of the R-Word. Finally, we're imposing a weight limit here at Studio Jeans and Tom calls Dr. Drew with a brilliant idea about educational content.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:43 - Sharpening Knives
00:11:08 - Opening Clip and Weight Limit at Studio Jeans
00:18:20 - Cap Report
00:24:52 - Follow Up On Bisexual Men
00:30:48 - Educational Videos On TH-cam
00:56:42 - Bisexuality, Lactose, and Puke
00:59:55 - Josh Potter Has Game
01:02:49 - Mark's Special And The R Word
01:06:44 - Columbian Guy
01:10:32 - Touring With Bert
01:13:07 - Every Comic Has A "Thing"
01:16:33 - Workout Routines
01:19:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:23:03 - Dave Attell Is The Man
01:24:53 - TikToks
01:42:11 - Enny's Spray Story
01:44:26 - Dan Peña
01:48:30 - Closing Song - "Get That Booty" by DJ Knucklehead
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Few things are funnier than Tbunz interrupting Christine announcing her dates with non stop drops
It’s not like we know where she’s gonna be since she can’t pronounce the cities correctly
Better than her doing it..Her city nicknames are lame
meow meow@@2pacfan56
@2pacfan56 I just skip past that part every show.
This audience thinks they're so sophisticated with their humor but this podcast has turned into dogshit 😂
If there was ever a time for Tom to ask his best friend Brad Pitt to come on the show... filming the instructional video of a ball exam would with Brad Pitt would go viral for sure, It would help so many people. Think of all the lives Brad could save.
And bring in Jennifer Anniston too. They both could examine each other since they have done it many times in the past and drew would be there just to coach them along. Of course she would need extra security to keep bart crystal away.
he's being selfish by not doing it really...
🌽
Oh it’s SOMETHING Christina, why do you think bud light died and target and Disney being so effected.
Get Brad on and then pull a bait and switch and have him perform a breast exam on himself.
*Tom:* _"I don't like that somebody got hurt."_
*Also Tom:* 🙂
Yea, Tom may have some deep seeded issues 😂
Hey everybody, IAN here - thanks for all the love - it warms my kinda sorta gay little heart! 💕💕💕
*iaN the bUtt🎶*
love you Ian. gay isnt an identity, love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Geyyy
Ian you are so funny! Loved you on the Cum Town podcast
Why no YMH Ian appearance yet? I can't wait
Love it when the booth boys have a good time during the theme song
Laurnen getting the breast exam would set the servers on fire
She is naked all over the internet... She did playboy
all the exams
Her big naturals would be perfect for that
Tina showing a little jelly when Tom was suggest a great pair for examination (obviously Lauren) when on the phone with Drew. I get it Christine...she's younger, hot, great tits, etc (but hate her voice). You need to get a comparable dude...
I’ll ppv to watch her nair her b-hole.
'I like the screams' 🤣🤣🤣
Tom is a certified psycho haha I love it.
the guy in the video is dead. look where his neck went into
If you don't use Joey Diaz for the Dr Drew testicle exam, you're slippin'
Left one is bigger than the right
“It’s like a bag of onions”
Or Ari.. maybe both!!
We have the same exact initials and I am also a drummer. The multiverse is REAL
@@rams812I agree. Definitely ari. They could Nair his bhole to with his massive hemorrhoids 😂
Bobby lee should also be a subject for dr Drew’s educational videos 😂
Get Fassbender and Hamm in there back to back. You could literally break the internet even harder than Kim Kardashian's shelf ass photoshoot.
❤Hate from Great Britain
Ian just screaming about delicious clocks while walking down the sidewalk 😂😂😂
The girl taking a laxative story is SO. GOOD. Something about her sincerity killed me 😂
Ari seems like the perfect candidate for the medical exam videos.
If he hears of the idea, there will be a testicle exam video on TH-cam within an hour
Noo I think Chris D’elia
Who’s missing a testi? Duncan?
Andy Dick has had numerous application letters rejected of course 😄
Oh ya ari, that's a good choice he won't cross any lines at all
When Tom pressed play and his bisexual informant was Ian I almost cried laughing 😂😂
Just got my wisdom teeth out this morning and this is already making recovery so much more bearable. ❤️
I was hoping the bi consultant was going to be Ian. He is perfection ❤
I turn into a telescope when I get to listen to Ted and Krystal at work
IOENO what this means but I get it 😂
Peepin planets through the gd fence
I forgot about the I turn into a telescope cool guy
@@marioortega5120 ioeno .....
@@marioortega5120Come on bruh yo jeans loose asf rn 😂
lol these cap reports are so cap themselves and it is so funny seeing Tom give the face of “oh yeah, she isn’t joking here” slays.
praying they dont actually think allergies arent real lmao
Blame ur ancestors 😂 it's not real for the fortunate who avoided disease through evolution. We have evolved and adapted to survive 😂
@@Quake18idk how they could think they're fake when their kid is apparently suuuper allergic to dogs
Yeah this lactose intolerance one is pretty wild. They need to live a day of my life to see how fun this shit is. It’s not a one time diarrhea it’s a whole day morning to night thing ☠️
@@Dmillions_what are you talking about why are you continuing to eat dairy lmao
Normans struggle with headphones continues. Like a music producer finding the next hit
Did Nadav just say "I'll nurse"? Very brave of him to offer a chestfeeding demo on camera for the cause.
this needs to happen
Enny should do the marathon with Nadav, while smoking since cigarette addiction is cap
If he doesn't finish we can finally get that coloscopy done
Yeah since anything can just be done if you want 😂
@anthonywoodbury89he'd have to smoke for a week, then not smoke that day😅 nothing is better than a crazy cardio workout, then a nice 100 to the neck
I really just want to see Enny get humbled, I really do
@@jpk9902never underestimate a black guy in an athletic contest
I’m so HAPPY Ian was their bi consult. 😂❤
I thought it was going to be Jason Ellis
Same. We saw him open for Attell. So funny.
Dude is hilarious
That bit was legit really funny. Ian is good.
Pan
These 4K cameras really bring out the dandruff in Toms shirt. 😍😆
I started counting the wrinkles on their faces like a tree trunk to find out there ages
Thanks for the shout out about True Mirrors at minute 21! They are very eye opening, mainly because you see yourself as you are (which is much more than just how you look). Its really you looking back...and what you say to yourself and how you say it matches what you really are thinking and feeling. In reversing mirrors, all that goes away and you tend to become expressionless...usually within seconds. Try to smile in a mirror and you will see you can't do it genuinely for more than a second or two before it looks fake and fades. Its your best expression that conveys so many different things, yet is lost to you in a mirror. Crazy! Pro tip: if you do see yourself in a True Mirror, engage with yourself, or look with another person so you see how your face lights up when you are naturally expressive. If you see that, its very affirming for your self-image and value!
Dr. Drew: “I bet the booth boys are shitting themselves rn”
Enny: “Not one of ‘em” 🚫 💨 💩
Tina with another LENOVO moment. Why do they put the poisonous sting rays where kids can touch them. Because those ones aren't poisonous.😂😂😂
Cownose rays are common rays in the petting tanks and they actually do have slightly venomous spikes. Though they aren't aggressive. (Btw poisonous is something that is toxic via eating, absorption, inhaling, etc) Rays are venomous
I want to say the barbs are actually trimmed for safety as well so you still can't get stung by them.
@@SharksFan1997 I was halfway through typing that and knew somebody was going to correct the poisonous versus Venomous statement but I was too lazy to go back and redo it. I imagine a bunch of the pet the animal experiences are Skates and not Rays like we have at our local Zoo/Aquarium.
Mark has got to be hands down one of comedians that instantly excites you to see on a pod any of them 😂
I couldn't disagree more. Vehemently.
Swear! Thats why I’m watching this one! Also, Marks wife sounds like she’s allergic to milk not lactose intolerant.
Madonna looks like the blue opera singer in the fifth element lol
Ian really is a gift from god to us. He’s a lunatic and a train wreck but one of the most entertaining people in the planet
He's so fucking delightfully weird that you can't help but be charmed by him
He was high in amphetamines. Why are we okay with meth comedy?
@@grantagz3394why are we okay with anyone doing meth? Life's too short to babysit others dawg
Whats his last name
@@somethingginterestingg4275 Ian Fidance
"You're pretty clean down there, you probably wouldn't even need to douche" -Christina
Looks like it's scrum munching time mommy!
That was my immediate thought. Doesn't she usually say, "OHH but you're SO GROSS and hairy and sweaty down there. I could never!!!" If he's so clean what's the problem?
@@8thlvlMageshe loves to say gamey too
Best podcast! I found it through my love for Bill Burr and have been high and tight ever since! I look forward to Wednesdays! Thanks jeans ❤
Wow, so happy to hear Bobby and Trish talking about circumstances.
I have IBS and am severely lactose intolerant and I… simply have no words
All this time, who knew the sharp stomach cramps and explosive liquid shut, stinging and bleeding, was just in my head all along!
Thanks Enny!
such a beta
Be more tolerant
What does a luxury car have to do with explosive diarrhea?
Ahhhh, super beta, my grandpa was terminal with Chrons my whole 30 years he was with us...dairy all the time, he could clear out a fuckin barn tho😅
sounds like your tampon needs a change
Can't wait for these Dr. Drew videos! Thanks Jeans
Mark Normand is one of my favorite people to see on any podcast lol Gets me to literally laugh out loud while Im working every time.
So i went from here to check out the hole uncensored 😂it's awesome after finding it here lmao
Tom's new hidden camera spy glasses aren't fooling anyone.
YES been waiting for Chief Queef to be on the pomcast for years! All we need now is the King of Content 👖 Comedy!
I love Nadav. He has such a good attitude and sense of humor. He seems like a good soul
Part of the tribe? If not, he thinks you’re an animal
Don’t trust the tribe
💀 that’s just not true. you should relax bro… he’s not orthodox
Mark and Tom aren’t Jewish I highly doubt he unironically thinks they are animals
Holy crap its Fedsmoker!! That's some YMH nostalgia! 🤘😆🤘
Nadav doing the marathon is Tom's version of Bert telling the story of Leeann saying he's bad at acting
Ian just filming his video outside on the streets of New York is so great😂
Tom just being s psychopath torturing his coworkers and guest 🤣🤣🤣
"These are just nerds rubbing their clams on a stick" 😂😂😂😂
Normand should be the new bear when Burnt kicks it here soon.
Good suggestion but … Tim Dillon …
Maybe Shane Gillis (more bear like and likes to drink)
@@timtim3582 i can accept that as long as we agree that Bert is the fattest
Shane and Mark are the new bears, best of both worlds since you get rid of both Tom and Bert
Ian is so funny. That little interlude was hysterical.
At first, I thought this was a serious conversation, but then I realized you guys are comedians!!!😂
“I would go full Christopher reeves” 😂😂 too good
Yeah, but Bert's idea of "sober" is "I only had 2 beers/glasses of wine/ Titos and Soda today, so those don't count."
Checks out though.
@@freddie_mvpyea, u really gotta have atleast 6....cuz wtf is 2 drinks?😅
@@YCWideawakeFinest252 Two drinks is like an amuse-bouche and an aperitif.
@@freddie_mvp watching sm1 have UHH beer with dinner makes me want to jump off a roof.
@@freddie_mvp- that's still cutting waaaay back for him
Mark's done more podcasts this last month than anyone ive ever seen. Keep it up ya queef
Wonder why… 🙄. List is doing the same thing, so odd 😅😅
I wish both Normand and List would just keep doing specials like every two months so we can see them on more pods
Because his special didn’t do that well unfortunately
@collinbarnard207 normand is my favorite, but his latest special wasn't his best. joe list on the other hand, his newest special was downright hilarious.
FATTY IS KILLING IT
“I don’t go to the bathroom in a public.”Lol😜
I loved Ian & Jordan's podcast when Mark Normand was the guest. Friggin hilarious 😂 I think it was Mark's first time there. My first time watching their show. Funny arguing and everything, I subscribed. 😊
One of the sharpest guests when it comes to blurting out comedy.
Comedy!
it's almost compulsive for him. like comedy tourette's
@@masonian Comedy!
Your comment works with or without "comedy" in quotations.
comedy@@Mr_Monkey_McNugget
It's funny. Christina has the same reaction to hearing people are lactose intolerant as I have when I listen to her podcast and hear about the struggles of being a mom.
Narcissist Christina at it again
For real she complains more about being a mom than anyone with nannies does about anything
Fucking tell me about it. Stopped listening because of all the whining
☕
Dry vag is cap cuz they allllllllways want it, right?
I think Tom is going to have to put up like at least 50K for any of the booth boys to go on camera with Dr. Drew lol!
WE LOVE ALL THIS MARK NORMAND CONTENT👍👍👍
Looking forward to this Lauren Compton breast exam. 100% highest view count in YMH history.
She has an outstanding rack & an overall great body
“Bert’s not the “fun guy” he’s the “food and booze” guy … 😂 🎭!!!!
When the lady told the shit all over bathroom story you know Christina found that video like :😀 👍 I found a video for the show! LoL 😆 hahaha
Toms glare and nail chewing at Tinas Liquid death can😂😂😂
what did she do with it?
@@Macandfam she was opening it while Dr Drew was talking over the phone
So happy to finally see Mark on YMH. Of course I know he was on 2 bears as well as Dr Drew but this makes me very happy. Great podcast.
58:10 super dope. Was eating soup watching this part
Love mark and tom on a podcast together. They have a different comedic delivery but but so much enjoy saying wild shit to upset normal people it’s so great
Mark is very much how Norm was
15 seconds in with Mark Normand and you get the gist of him. Mark is my content!
He’s gay that’s all you need to know
He bombs on pods lol
mark is awesome
@@HoldenHiscock-kn5tti use to feel the same, his subtle witty quips won me over tho
@@YCWideawakeFinest252why would you not like him ? 😂
I love that Bert's doctor, who he has been paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for, has suddenly realised that Bert is destined for an early grave.
1:31:02 literally first thing I though as well once I saw the stick hahaha
55:35 I'm from Slovakia. That was the most relatable sentence I have ever heard
48:05 for Normand
Man mark has been on everyone's pod. Love it
ROFL!!! the fart got me lmao
Love the 4k. You all look amazing ❤️🙏🏿
i can really see the difference in the cameras this episode! looks great guys, the color is crazy. almost looks like when you turn up digital vibrance in nvidia control panel
Its so nice to see Tom with ANYONE besides Bert
First time watching YMH?
Bert's played out for me. Too much exposure, not enough there.
I would agree, but his wife is even worse.... It's fuckin sad. This podcast would be the best ever if she was never involved in it. I don't know what the point of her presence is
God I hate Brent
Agree. She’s annoying and not funny. @@freddiebarry93
"You're pretty clean down there." And yet the scrum is uneaten. I don't know how Tom didn't call her out on that.
1:27:43 "People are saying she looks like Jigsaw" I'm dying! 😂😢
Enny and Christina presenting the cap report just highlights the conversation between two halves of a whole idiot! I love it!
Lolol..( not 🙄 ) ..leave the comedy for the professional troglodyte 😂
How many podcasts has Mark appeared on in the last week or so? Dude is killin it!!
He's a little late but he's on a run promoting his Netflix special.
@@lordfordificationthink you mean Kat Williams new special smh
@GriseldaxDOOM pretty sure it's Kevin hart you racist
Yeah it's called marketing
About as many as Joe List.
Anyone else find it funny that chick in the tiktok who was flipping around those guys, had a big sign with CUC in the background 😂.
Brent saying he's going to not drink on his tour is hilarious 😂
"I just have 5 in the morning to hold me over through the day, and then just like a shot every hour as a pick me up."
Christina’s gonna be the next Amy Schumer soooo proud of her comedy.
Oof, what an insult, that one stings
Damn dude. Why you gotta hate on her like that?
We need a new episode with Charo, I think she wants to talk about Hawaii😂
The Robots made me laugh! Especially the yells.
I know nurses, paramedics, and trauma surgeons across the country, and from what they've all recounted: people getting random items stuck in their rectum is the real epidemic! Dr. Drew really should get on board with helpful videos about this problem
A paramedic on Tiktok has stitched hundreds of vids where he just says "NO" to people putting stuff up their bums.
That doesn't sound helpful at all
I see Mark Normand, I click. I see Marck Normand AND the mommies, I stop what I'm doing and I watch.
Couldn't click play fast enough
His super dry, game show host delivery used to really bug me, now he’s one of my favorites. He’s so quick, i laughed for 5 minutes after he said “I would do a full Christopher Reeves”
I audibly yelled fuck yeah
@@billypatterson4983same, i use to hate his laugh, "ha ha ha ha ha"....now i mimic it to people who tell a shitty joke😅
Yep totally justified my procrastinating for now
I’m glad we can see the paintings now
"Puertoricans of the sea" hahahaha
Ian's segment was Tier 1 level Mommy.. awesome
Mark is hands down my favorite guest on any podcast.
I see his name.
I click.
It's that simple.
agreed
He’s so bland
Mark "...we gotta check for her balls..." 🤣
When the first guy got trapped by the machine I didn't laugh, when the other person ran in to help and got trapped I lost my shit.
What a great way to wake up. Coffee and the greatest power couple since Sonny & Cher 😏
Hell yeah son gonna be a good episode. We need Adriana she said she has been trying to contact burt abiut coming on the show again she should be talking to tom about ymh would be fun
She can get all the orifices examined for the educational videos
The videos y’all play hurt my soul. This is the only podcast I keep watching while simultaneously having to skip lots of segments lol.
i love that the chick they’re so impressed about fighting is literally practicing choreographed moves
Man, I had such a f ucked up day and I am so pissed off……. Saw this upload right now and this made me relax and laugh out loud. Love you guys. My kind of humor - I am a true basement dweller - even though I live on the top floor.
Love from Spain!
Love you all! Have a day full of bi blessings.
Tremendous work in the booth for that intro
I keep making the mistake of eating while watching this and , ofcourse, vomit outof nowhere lol. This is on me.
Enny’s poop phobia is all 🧢
Always great to wake up to a podcast while working
I leave work when the Internet goes down. Can't get anything done without my favorite comedy podcasts on in the background.
Wait you get to sleep at work?
@@nastradumbassI was just thinking that 😆
I never wake up at work. F*ck that. I'm too tired for my free time then.
Here's the deal man...I mean, goddamn it's been amazing to watch this podcast grow over the years. Congratulations on everything! Keep them jeans high and tight. Great episode as always