+TELMEman The one who wasn't trying to by Wolverine's wing man I believe, also that Botox monstrosity that got ripped apart by zombies in Planet Terror. LOL they really need to be gone at this point.
All these years later and the person who did the most justice to Chun-li on the big screen is still Jackie Chan in a movie he wont admit he was even in.
"After healing the wound with the ancient Chinese art of Adobe after effects" LOL this statement made my day. I also dunno if thats true but keiji inafune is much more in the managing position rather than creating games - I know he've made MegaMan but I guess I've read that on a tweet of hideki kamiya and since they've worked together this could be true.
Oh Bless their hearts Razor. They actually thought there was going to be a sequel where they would have searched for Ryu. Considering all she had to go through to find Gen that character might as well have been Ryu.
All the times I've watched the entire cinema series and this is the first time I've actually noticed the "Oprah Book Club" on 'Mein Kampf.' God I love you, Razor.
What's wrong with this movie (summarized) (MINOR SPOILERS FOR VIDEO); *M. Bison is has blonde hair, pupils, is Irish, and never wears a dictator attire. -4 *Chun-Li reverse-asian-ing. -1 *Using a head punch that causes Chun-Li's mom brain cancer instead of the infinitely better idea of PERMANENT VITAL BRAIN DAMAGE. -2 *M. Bison using ninjas as minions. (Vega doesn't count, because he's a bullfighter who knows ninjitsu, not at all close to the typical ninja.) -1 *Charlie has completely innacurate hair, doesn't wear even remotely military related attire, and doesn't fucking fight. Alomg with that, acts completely different. -4 *Recieves a note from a stranger that looks ultra old & is written on a scroll (IN THE MODERN DAY). (The traditional Chinese part makes sense, believe it or not.) -1 *Super innacurate Gen, being his philosophies & looks. -2 *M. Bison killing people to make his orginization into a real estate company. What the actual fuck. -2 *Chun-Li was TAUGHT TO FIGHT BY GEN while her father was still alive. How could she fight before meeting him in this film? There's no "please RE-train me" stuff in here. -3 *Chun-Li looks really innacurate. She doesn't wear what she normally would (casual or otherwise, it's still innacurate). -1 *Gen explains that Bison is evil, despite him KILLING CHUN-LI'S PARENTS. -1 *Terrible special effects. -1 *Completely nonsense Bison backstory. Watch the video for it. -5 *Vega's design & defeat. -4 *Balrog literally tries to blow Gen up instead of fighting him. Not a bad idea, however, it defeats the purpose of a...I don't know...STREET FIGHTER MOVIE? WHERE FIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?! Also, normally Balrog would be too stubborn to take up a "blow him up instead" offer. -2 *Balrog acts & looks way different. -2 *Chun-Li's dad shows up in the latter half just to die immediately. Also, HAS NOT AGED. -2 *Writers wrote themself into a hole by caturing Chun-Li & having Balrog & Bison present in the same room, causing a stupid result (again, watch the video). -3 *Magic bullshit plot healing. -1 *Gen freezes Balrog to death instead of doing what he would do & just kick his ass. Wouldn't Balrog try to fight dirtier than fucking GEN? -2 *Bison is killed in such an impossible, re-goddamn-diculous, and over the top way that it literally left his head om backwards. Also, isn't Chun-Li canonically weaker than Bison? -2 TOTAL FUCK-UPS; FORTY-FUCKING-SIX! 46! FUCK THIS MOVIE!
2:22 Yup, he really was one of the best. Plan on doing any Charlie Chaplin reviews in the near future or other classic silent films like Metropolis or The General etc?
I'm still trying to erase that movie from my mind. Chun Li is the strongest woman in the word of gaming and in the movie she was only a pretty girl trying to be a sexy woman. Nash was a detective...A DETECTIVE!!! with no fighting powers at all. Bison...WTF?! Vega wrost ever!!! and Gen...what to say about Gen...he was actually good. i think he was the only character that was good, his only problem was the Gen is more older, but it's okay.
Razorfist, I know this is an old video but I wanted to ask; how did you become fluent in Japanese? Really want to learn the language but not sure what would be the best way to become proficient at it.
Thanks for the review man, my friends and I all went to see this movie years ago just to see how bad it was, so many fantastic and traumatic moments were brought back because of this. God bless rageaholic.
I'm Irish, and I have to say Master O' Bison's Irish accent, from the bits I've seen of this crap movie, is actually not that bad. Clearly not the genuine article - he clearly lacks a sense of what county he's meant to be from - but nowhere near Irish Civil War levels of shittiness. What is, then? Hmm, let's see; Family Guy, Bioshock Infinite, that Assassins Creed game, Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning, Gangs of New York, Back to the Future 3, those retarded Catherine Tate skits, South Park... The list goes on. Master O' Bison's accent is a masterpiece compared to all those stupid and lazy 'interpretations' of the accent.
Child0fVis0n The gnomes are fake Scottish, and the Fae are fake Irish. There is no getting around the fact that it's recognisable as and imitation of something, an imitation that isn't very good.
All things said, it's better than the Micks in Mafia II and the Irish Vox Populi in Bioshock Infinite. Bioshock was particularly insulting. Why does a guy pretending to be Irish for no reason get a voiceactor who knows the accent (and is Irish) and characters who are required plotwise and thematically to be Irish get a bunch of idiots who have no idea what to do. And in Mafia II the 'Irish' lads are all drunken Scotsmen trying to do bad impressions of Liam Neeson.
After seeing the first Street Fighter movie, I nearly got the dry heaves after watching the preview for this one. It appears that my instincts served me well since I came nowhere close to seeing this title, haha!
Unfortunately, as a major fan of the franchise, Street Fighter has literally become nothing more than a hollow shell of a once great fighter, and is simply known now for being Capcoms money grabbing gold mine. Between another Street Fighter 4 revision (I think we're on Platinum Ultra Mega Hyper Street Fighter 4 Turbo HD 3.5 Remix 2015 Edition....now with another outfit for Blanka!!) crap Resident Evil games, and ignoring once great franchises like Mega Man, I can understand why Keiji Inafune left.
I knew this was gonna be bad when I watched it, but i thought it could of been entertaining bad at least. But in the end it was just bad lol. Loved The Review.
I really like Kristin Kreuk, so I've watched this movie several times. 'Course, I have to bite a pillow the whole time, but I really like Kristin Kreuk.
A movie literally no one asked for, thought of, crossed a mind... Yet they still make a movie, that with a different title, probably would have been watchable. Like; "Honour Of Death" or something like that. It's amazing that this movie, makes the JCVD Street Fighter movie, the good Street Fighter movie... ...Hang on, was this the plan ALL ALONG?!?!! DUN... DUN... DUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuun......
o-O I don't know how Capcom does it, it seems they're bent on screwing up everything but Monster Hunter for a quick dime... Let's just hope they don't plan to fuck that up anytime soon
Nice intro and good job going over the absurd plot, and bad character portrayals. Video game movies usually don't do a good job anyway, but DAMN this is bad. Good thing I didn't watch it. I hope Crapcom doesn't mess up anymore, grew up playing SF2 and Megaman. Also, Inafune isn't at Capcom anymore, he left last year. Well, good review of a bad movie.
@Blakobness - Gen trained Chun-Li's dad according to the back-story of the games. Even the SF2 Turbo strategy guide published by Nintendo Power in 1993 actually mentions this.
Sounds like we have another Dead or Alive on our hands. I honestly don't know how Street Fighter could work as a movie. The anime was fairly decent, but only for the quality of the animation during the fight sequences. The story for these games has always been fairly non-existant.
Well I wasn't too surprised on how atrocious Legend of Chung-Li turned out to be. I mean most adaptations of games suck. Few of them don't even follow the games at all *coughresidntevilcough*, and sadly, the same mistake has been repeated ever since since the beginning, being Super Mario Bros. Some improvement over time? Sort of, but not very much. It's pretty much animated movies that get it right. In any case, I laughed hard when I was watching this. Looking foreword to more of your episodes.
razorfist 4 president. im sorry but this and the rest of ur vids r seriously the only things that hav made me literally made me laugh out loud. keep doing ur thing razorfist.
The Rageahölic- Did you see SWAGSHOW's review?; He ripped this film a new one & I agree with him. It's well worth the watch, especially when he said "This film is epic fail, start-to-finish." & when this film first came out, I thought the same thing after the first trailer came out.
Sad part about the 1994 Movie: The movie was filmed as a PARODY. Apparently, former TH-cam reviewer Armake21 actually asked the director about the direction of the movie.
A wells said presentation like always Mr. Razorfist. I'm glad the I didn't spend a dime to watch that gawd awful movie. It suck so much Fayul Whale sperm that I was sure that Fayul Whale babies were to come next.
"the guy who can't sing from the Black Eyed Peas"
…Could you please be more specific?
+TELMEman The one who wasn't trying to by Wolverine's wing man I believe, also that Botox monstrosity that got ripped apart by zombies in Planet Terror. LOL they really need to be gone at this point.
The black one
SAVAGE !!!
Fergie?
All of the Above ... because... autotune
All these years later and the person who did the most justice to Chun-li on the big screen is still Jackie Chan in a movie he wont admit he was even in.
Oh, shoot, I had completely forgotten about that movie!
City Hunter is great stuff :)
he just didn't like the iresponsible shooting. literally everyone loves that film
When did M.Bison become Geese Howard?
Genexolev Ashtiani But Oswald is a professional Karnoffel player. Hell, he even throws cards at you like Gambit of the X-Men.
Hornswoggle, Lerprechaun II, "they're after me Lucky Charms" Irish.
LMAO!!
Razor, after coming back to this video I just realized something. We need you to review Dragonball: Evolution.
Or god forbid the Mortal Kombat films.
You want this man to suffer, don't you?
Never did I ever need something so much, and not known it until I read it👍
To review it, first Razor have to actually watch Evolution and that would be the greatest sin the world could ever commit against Razorfist.
I literally died at the " He punched her and gave her brain cancer" part.
More like figuratively.
No one asked for your snarky remarks.
Concussions actually can lead to brain tumors.
Funny thing, so did she.
The first Street Fighter 2 animated movie is fucking class! The rest are of them are dreadful though.
That was in the late 90s when Capcom made good games.
Chun Li vs Vega.
Thighs not bigger than my head?
0/10 would not bang
She's actually half Chinese .
"After healing the wound with the ancient Chinese art of Adobe after effects" LOL this statement made my day. I also dunno if thats true but keiji inafune is much more in the managing position rather than creating games - I know he've made MegaMan but I guess I've read that on a tweet of hideki kamiya and since they've worked together this could be true.
The punch cancer killed me. LMFAO.
"Teaches her how to throw bad CG"🤣
Charmingly misogynistic in their 1980s naivete. I dig that. That's a good line.
The Adobe After Effects remark, Gold.
That was my first thought. No way she survived for that long without doing a few "favors".
Oh Bless their hearts Razor. They actually thought there was going to be a sequel where they would have searched for Ryu. Considering all she had to go through to find Gen that character might as well have been Ryu.
By the way, "Charlie's" partner in the movie is supposedly based off of Crimson Viper.
Isn’t it funny how much Capcom improved after Keiji Inafune left? (And then proceeded to rip everyone off with “Mighty No. 9”? LOL).
The first movie is awesome. This just showed how stupid it could be to take STREET FIGHTER seriously
Assassins Fist is the best of the SF movies. I guess it was made by actual fans of the series.
Truth be told, there is one good street fighter movie; The SFII anime.
I like it and I don't even like anime in general.
it's not even that good.
Thomas Jenkins
I felt it did the street fighter franchise justice.
Brock Butler i won't argue that it nailed street fighter. it just wasn't a very good movie.
Brock Butler You mean poorly animated badly written pervy cartoons :P
Also the STREET FIGHTER II V was quite good. Sadly a lot of the animes that followed it haven't been all that great, or rewatchable.
All the times I've watched the entire cinema series and this is the first time I've actually noticed the "Oprah Book Club" on 'Mein Kampf.' God I love you, Razor.
Where'd the "Raukit Launcha" Sound clip come from?
Also, I can't believe he didn't mention the scene where Chun Li seduced the lesbian in the club by doing the chicken dance.
Im surprised people requested you to review this 'movie'. Though I want see a review of THE EXPENDABLES or The Boondock Saints.
What's wrong with this movie (summarized) (MINOR SPOILERS FOR VIDEO);
*M. Bison is has blonde hair, pupils, is Irish, and never wears a dictator attire. -4
*Chun-Li reverse-asian-ing. -1
*Using a head punch that causes Chun-Li's mom brain cancer instead of the infinitely better idea of PERMANENT VITAL BRAIN DAMAGE. -2
*M. Bison using ninjas as minions. (Vega doesn't count, because he's a bullfighter who knows ninjitsu, not at all close to the typical ninja.) -1
*Charlie has completely innacurate hair, doesn't wear even remotely military related attire, and doesn't fucking fight. Alomg with that, acts completely different. -4
*Recieves a note from a stranger that looks ultra old & is written on a scroll (IN THE MODERN DAY). (The traditional Chinese part makes sense, believe it or not.) -1
*Super innacurate Gen, being his philosophies & looks. -2
*M. Bison killing people to make his orginization into a real estate company. What the actual fuck. -2
*Chun-Li was TAUGHT TO FIGHT BY GEN while her father was still alive. How could she fight before meeting him in this film? There's no "please RE-train me" stuff in here. -3
*Chun-Li looks really innacurate. She doesn't wear what she normally would (casual or otherwise, it's still innacurate). -1
*Gen explains that Bison is evil, despite him KILLING CHUN-LI'S PARENTS. -1
*Terrible special effects. -1
*Completely nonsense Bison backstory. Watch the video for it. -5
*Vega's design & defeat. -4
*Balrog literally tries to blow Gen up instead of fighting him. Not a bad idea, however, it defeats the purpose of a...I don't know...STREET FIGHTER MOVIE? WHERE FIGHTS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?! Also, normally Balrog would be too stubborn to take up a "blow him up instead" offer. -2
*Balrog acts & looks way different. -2
*Chun-Li's dad shows up in the latter half just to die immediately. Also, HAS NOT AGED. -2
*Writers wrote themself into a hole by caturing Chun-Li & having Balrog & Bison present in the same room, causing a stupid result (again, watch the video). -3
*Magic bullshit plot healing. -1
*Gen freezes Balrog to death instead of doing what he would do & just kick his ass. Wouldn't Balrog try to fight dirtier than fucking GEN? -2
*Bison is killed in such an impossible, re-goddamn-diculous, and over the top way that it literally left his head om backwards. Also, isn't Chun-Li canonically weaker than Bison? -2
TOTAL FUCK-UPS;
FORTY-FUCKING-SIX! 46!
FUCK THIS MOVIE!
My man was picking on Hillary before it was cool 😂
2:22 Yup, he really was one of the best. Plan on doing any Charlie Chaplin reviews in the near future or other classic silent films like Metropolis or The General etc?
I have been waiting for so long for someone to use the Metal Slug "Rocket Launcher" clip. You did it perfectly. That was fucking hilarious.
@xRazorFistx Razorfist, what are your thoughts on the announcement of Hitman: Absolution?
Foreigners part made me laugh when the song apperaed
For a split second, I mistook Chris Klein, for Jason David Frank.
My sincere apologies to the legend, JDF.
Ok, this is the second video that has the "Rocket Launcher!!" clip. Where is it from?
I'm still trying to erase that movie from my mind. Chun Li is the strongest woman in the word of gaming and in the movie she was only a pretty girl trying to be a sexy woman. Nash was a detective...A DETECTIVE!!! with no fighting powers at all. Bison...WTF?! Vega wrost ever!!! and Gen...what to say about Gen...he was actually good. i think he was the only character that was good, his only problem was the Gen is more older, but it's okay.
This movie must have been infused with the power of Balrog's punches since I'm pretty sure I have cancer after watching this garbage.
Mr bison has my respect for being dum dum doogan in captain America
This was a crappy movie but Kristin Kreuk does her best with subpar writing. Neal McDonough would rather forget this.
There is an awful lot of turds on Neal McDonough's filmography that he'd like to forget.
What's that "ROCKET LAUNCHER" clip at 9:00 from again?
That last kikoken was you messing around in aftereffects, right? Right?
a1337turtle the rocket launcher sound came from one of the best arcade series ever the Metal Slug series.
Biggest mistake of this movies was not casting Ming Na Wen as Chun Li.
Razorfist, I know this is an old video but I wanted to ask; how did you become fluent in Japanese? Really want to learn the language but not sure what would be the best way to become proficient at it.
Good god! I thought you were reviewing the original train wreck of the film... I wasn’t ready for that 😭
Thanks for the review man,
my friends and I all went to see this movie years ago just to see how bad it was, so many fantastic and traumatic moments were brought back because of this.
God bless rageaholic.
That's actually pretty awesome. Japan has always been on my places to go. Is it really over-crowded like I've heard?
When I heard that this channel had been deleted I was horrified. Im so glad it came back.
"Punch Cancer" lol
I'm Irish, and I have to say Master O' Bison's Irish accent, from the bits I've seen of this crap movie, is actually not that bad.
Clearly not the genuine article - he clearly lacks a sense of what county he's meant to be from - but nowhere near Irish Civil War levels of shittiness.
What is, then? Hmm, let's see; Family Guy, Bioshock Infinite, that Assassins Creed game, Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning, Gangs of New York, Back to the Future 3, those retarded Catherine Tate skits, South Park...
The list goes on.
Master O' Bison's accent is a masterpiece compared to all those stupid and lazy 'interpretations' of the accent.
Child0fVis0n The gnomes are fake Scottish, and the Fae are fake Irish. There is no getting around the fact that it's recognisable as and imitation of something, an imitation that isn't very good.
Child0fVis0n I'm surprised you thought the Gnomes were supposed to be Irish.
All things said, it's better than the Micks in Mafia II and the Irish Vox Populi in Bioshock Infinite.
Bioshock was particularly insulting. Why does a guy pretending to be Irish for no reason get a voiceactor who knows the accent (and is Irish) and characters who are required plotwise and thematically to be Irish get a bunch of idiots who have no idea what to do.
And in Mafia II the 'Irish' lads are all drunken Scotsmen trying to do bad impressions of Liam Neeson.
This review is art, we need more of these
you should review, Mortal Kombat the movie, and the 2 Conan movies.
no god! no god please! no! no god! nooooooooooooooo!
That just cracked me up
So the villian was Geese Howard!?
Dax Daxus Pretty much
After seeing the first Street Fighter movie, I nearly got the dry heaves after watching the preview for this one. It appears that my instincts served me well since I came nowhere close to seeing this title, haha!
Oh my God until now i actually thought Keiji Inafune cant do no wrong
Add Mighty No. 9 to the list :)
The ancient chinese power of Adobe After Effects!
🤣🤣🤣
I laughed for about 5 min at that Vader gif at the end lol
Does anyone know the name of the show at 03:38?
Unfortunately, as a major fan of the franchise, Street Fighter has literally become nothing more than a hollow shell of a once great fighter, and is simply known now for being Capcoms money grabbing gold mine. Between another Street Fighter 4 revision (I think we're on Platinum Ultra Mega Hyper Street Fighter 4 Turbo HD 3.5 Remix 2015 Edition....now with another outfit for Blanka!!) crap Resident Evil games, and ignoring once great franchises like Mega Man, I can understand why Keiji Inafune left.
Concussions actually can lead to brain tumors.
I knew this was gonna be bad when I watched it, but i thought it could of been entertaining bad at least. But in the end it was just bad lol. Loved The Review.
whats that ninja joke from?
Whats the ninjas parody clip from ??
Mad Tv Steven Segal
Thanks
Seeing Razorfist review this makes me wish he would review the DOA film. That would be gold.
Peter Graves path. One of the reasons I enjoy that crap.
Yeah, the movie sucks.
But godamn, that head twist kill was amazing
where is that "NINJAS!" sketch from
That's what I'm wondering.
I think it's from Mad TV, but I could be mistaken....
Yeah, Mad TV - Kungfu The Movie
Taboo is now writing Marvel's new WEREWOLF BY NIGHT limited series.
I really like Kristin Kreuk, so I've watched this movie several times.
'Course, I have to bite a pillow the whole time, but I really like Kristin Kreuk.
A movie literally no one asked for, thought of, crossed a mind... Yet they still make a movie, that with a different title, probably would have been watchable. Like; "Honour Of Death" or something like that.
It's amazing that this movie, makes the JCVD Street Fighter movie, the good Street Fighter movie...
...Hang on, was this the plan ALL ALONG?!?!! DUN... DUN... DUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuun......
I do wish you'd do Raul Julia's Swansong.
Where did perfect "ninjas!" Thing come from?
MAD TV. A sketch featuring Steven Segal doing the movie version of KUNG-FU.
Well, I still have my old Super Street Fighter II Sega Genesis cart.
o-O I don't know how Capcom does it, it seems they're bent on screwing up everything but Monster Hunter for a quick dime... Let's just hope they don't plan to fuck that up anytime soon
Since he keeps using that gag, i was hoping for him to do a Co-Op lets play with Asalieri on Metal Slug with an emulator.
Wh doesnt wanna see that?
I loved this review, was LOLing so hard the whole video
Why didn't anyone request him to destroy the King of Fighters live action movie?
Why did you tell us it existed?
That exists? Is it as bad as G-Savior? That Gundam live action film?
Everytime you said Hong Kong...you meant to say Bangkok, right?
Nice intro and good job going over the absurd plot, and bad character portrayals. Video game movies usually don't do a good job anyway, but DAMN this is bad. Good thing I didn't watch it. I hope Crapcom doesn't mess up anymore, grew up playing SF2 and Megaman. Also, Inafune isn't at Capcom anymore, he left last year. Well, good review of a bad movie.
@Blakobness - Gen trained Chun-Li's dad according to the back-story of the games. Even the SF2 Turbo strategy guide published by Nintendo Power in 1993 actually mentions this.
Sounds like we have another Dead or Alive on our hands. I honestly don't know how Street Fighter could work as a movie. The anime was fairly decent, but only for the quality of the animation during the fight sequences. The story for these games has always been fairly non-existant.
I rebuke that jab at Naruto.
Well I wasn't too surprised on how atrocious Legend of Chung-Li turned out to be. I mean most adaptations of games suck. Few of them don't even follow the games at all *coughresidntevilcough*, and sadly, the same mistake has been repeated ever since since the beginning, being Super Mario Bros. Some improvement over time? Sort of, but not very much. It's pretty much animated movies that get it right.
In any case, I laughed hard when I was watching this. Looking foreword to more of your episodes.
I knew this film was crap the moment I heard about, but I didn't know it was this bad. You deserve an award for sitting through this garbage.
razorfist 4 president. im sorry but this and the rest of ur vids r seriously the only things that hav made me literally made me laugh out loud. keep doing ur thing razorfist.
Love the Beherit tee.
I was walking my dog thru this nondescript back alley when suddenly.... NINJAS!
Wow, you responded fast. Thank you!
0:24 - 0:25 = Regular Show reference FTW
Why is young M. Bison played by Dolph Ziggler?
does brain cancer punch count as a super?
It will be the new Balrog super in Street fighter 5. The one Who receives it will have slower movement and his health gradually depleted XD
we are long overdue for a new review from more 80s perhaps class of 1999 that would be awesome or a jeff speakman film like the perfect weapon
OMFG!!!!! BEST MOVIE REVIEW EVER!!!!!!
Is it too much to ask that any and all movies based on games or anime be presented as a CGI animation?
The Rageahölic- Did you see SWAGSHOW's review?; He ripped this film a new one & I agree with him.
It's well worth the watch, especially when he said "This film is epic fail, start-to-finish." & when this film first came out, I thought the same thing after the first trailer came out.
Sad part about the 1994 Movie: The movie was filmed as a PARODY. Apparently, former TH-cam reviewer Armake21 actually asked the director about the direction of the movie.
A wells said presentation like always Mr. Razorfist. I'm glad the I didn't spend a dime to watch that gawd awful movie. It suck so much Fayul Whale sperm that I was sure that Fayul Whale babies were to come next.
I didn't even know there was a Street Fighter movie except for the one with Raul Julia.
Have you ever reviewed the Street Fighter 2 the Animate movie?
News flash: Keiji Inafune has been long gone from Capcom
Seems pretty hypocritical to say modern movies suck, but go on about you enjoy 80's action movies.
Denial is more than a shitty band that plays at ozzfest every year!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
You didn't read Mein Kempf, don't judge it till you try it!