nina I hate the sun and garlic.. yup here comes the fake fangs make of knives... NEIGHBOUR I DO NO HARM I JUST WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! I swear=_= I have to be a vampire lol
Plot twist: he revealed himself so that you can think "this is fake they wouldn't reveal their kind" but that's what he want you to think so you won't know the truth
emily johnson not all 14 year old goth girls think an anorexic, pasty, older male with a very active imaginary life can be 'the one'....then again, wtf do I know....
so wait a vampire doesn't have any powers, doesn't live longer, doesn't have to drink blood, and the sun mildly irritates them if they stay in it too long, AND they are energized by interacting with other people...OH shit i guess I'm a vampire. all this time i just thought i was a ginger but damn it all makes since now.
KidKareless same here man!!!! i do have pointed nd long canines nd i too hate being in the sun becoz of my migrane prob... and then u don't need to have superpowers nd u don't need to be a blood fetish... nd yeah interaction with people too energises me... so basically, congratulations to me I too am a vampire... but unlike this chap, i don't live in a virtual world of self obsession
So basically what I got from this is that he doesn’t get enough sunlight or vitamin D so he gets migraines from going out in daylight and he has a weird o session with drinking human blood at times. Cool
why are you surprised? humans have been believing in fairytales and lies since the start. we worship gods we don't have any evidence for, so why won't we also believe this?
@@jasminBlhc Well... I for example tell ppl who want to get to know me better that i'm a bit different from the standard human. If they think i just fake it or something so be it. All i can do is to try to explain and tell em what i feel and stuff. Ppl are calling others fake for so many reasons... No matter what you do or say there will always be ones that call you fake. Not just about being a Vampire but no matter what thing/topic. Be it doing game speedruns, being a model or someone who builds something. Around every kind of things there are always ppl who call someone fake.
@@kaedeschulz5422 you can actually speedrun and proof it, you can actually professionally model for money and proof it, not sure what the criteria are for being a vampire but if u can proof it you have those, then sure you’re real.
the sun description is quite much exactly right. the senses as well, however I see the "negative" sides of it as something positive, the smells store memory's, the electricity in someone is a detailed map. the electricity I mention is just what I call it because it feels like that and in general lets you feel a lot about people and what they want to do or are going to do, it also helps me in being better at massage.
Yeah tho i wonder if he d make a video of things that do get in his way due to practicing vampirism/being a human vampire like not being able to handle the sun etc (there are many medical conditions where sun damages humans more than normal so its a real condition and i do wonder if he's gotten tested for those). I also wonder whether he gets ppl std/sti tested n tested for other infections since he's still a human and can be infected by diseases when drinking someone's blood without being tested since blood getting infection from blood is very common,there r doctors who get infected with a single used needle prick/blood spewing in their eyes while surgery etc even if there's no blood in it so i have always wondered in fiction that how some ppl just lick someone else's blood from wounds without actually getting tested or knowing em much for sake of romanticizing it/just for stopping the blood/whether fictional non-human vampires get affected by those infections or not especially cuz that topic is mostly ignored by creators). tho and may be hospital blood can be tested for it but idk if thy d just give that supply away if you tell em you are a vampire. And tho i c that many ppl in the comments r debating about how hes funny/is or isnt a real vampire since vampire it doesn't have to be non-human or follow fictional rules to be real etc But i Dont see ppl asking genuine questions that would get in the way of a human vampires lifestyle even if it may/may not affect fictional vampires.
He's a vampire. If one practices vampirism they're a vampire. If one practices cannibalism they're a cannibal. If one practices witchcraft they're a witch. No they aren't non-human, nor do they have powers. The version of vampires we're all familiar with from European folklore arose after the spread of Christianity. It was meant to dehumanize those who did the practice, as it was strongly condemned by the Catholic church.
So if you call yourself a healer and practice medical lifestile - you are actual doctor, now? You don't have a medical degree, a licence, you don't even know how to treat illnesses - yet you are a healer! Good to know. Get real. The guy isn't a vampire, he's just a chill guy with active imagination, decent acting charisma and a cute hobby. He even goes that extra mile to teach kids responsibility and protection. He's just a human, like you and me. And there's nothing wrong with that. And I think there were and will be times, when he'll have to drop his vampire schtick and live a regular dude's life. For many, that's a moment, when they put down their book or joystick or whatever. His wish fullfilment fantasy is just a bit more pervasive and immersive, but it is what it is.
Donato di Niccolò di Betto Bardi nope you can call yourself a healer if you are for example a reiki practitioner, herbalist, therapist - you call yourself a doctor if you have a medical degree unless of course you are a doctor of science or witch doctor but now we’re splitting hairs. Energy vampires most of the time don’t know what they’re doing and unless consciously aware you don’t realise it either you just feel drained after being with them. This guy as you and he says is a human same as me but some would call me a witch, call me what you like, people like compartmentalising others and if they don’t understand something they rubbish it. However if you’re a clever person you’ll listen and not judge, knowledge is power. This guy is actually on point and I’m sitting back laughing at those who are not listening, he’s helping you realise what’s out there, don’t be naive just listen.
@@leahhayes8323 Have you ever considered, that there is no "energy transference" component in energy vampirism? That, some people develop maladaptive coping strategies that make them feel better about themselves while putting others through low intensity psychological torture and manipulation, and others feel drained afterwards for the same reasons, that big arguments feel draining, or sadness or hurt. That experiencing certain strong emotions can be exhausting, especially if those emotional episodes don't provide a relief (unlike for people, who put others through the hoops), regardless of the people involved. And if you did, why call it "energy vampirism", when you can rely on a more accessible, falsifiable scientific theories, without invoking loaded language, that in common culture refers to strictly supernatural (or fictional) context?
I need to see your familiar, talisman of the geomantra, phased skrykin, and dagger of flaying, flesh rend, and lvl III rank III spell casting abilities! Can you cast Worlu's Prying Eyes, yet??
Fyfa Dawson what he’s an arrogant self centered fuck. Not to mention Evil. Who would laugh at their friend on there Death Bed.. Oh that’s just me he says.
A vampire is someone who drinks blood, the first "vampire" Vlad Dracul wasn't a fantasy vampire he was a fucking madlad who just liked drinking te blood of his enemies
My name is Lisa, my body doesn't tolerate food very well, mainly liquids, I don't like daytime, I mostly stay inside during the day but I love darkness for as long as I can remember. Just haven't figured out why as of yet and I can see better at night also its very weird. Just trying to understand the reasons behind hind it. There's even times when my blood pressure won't register or temperature won't register but I still go on. I would love to speak to you at some point.
I find it fascinating how humans are so keen on being more special than our race already is in the eyes of the animal kingdom. It is fascinating how the human mind constantly have this need for something supernatural or have this need for being some kind of special snowflake. It is like every ant trying to make up a persona to stand out from the crowd... How about just accepting life and taking solace in the fact that you live..?
just in case this gets deleted from the other thread. Prove it ;) These are all fictions made up by your human brain... Looking at it psychologically it is not odd to want to stand out, be different. I thought I was once the son of deity because my "witch" mother would have me believe it so. I am special to me and my personal surroundings, nothing more. To you I am just another person and vice versa. You could be a celebrity with a big name that is widely known, but you would just be another human being. You wouldn't have special properties just because you were famous. Yet people will sometimes grant famous people extra properties and make them sound other worldly because they desperately want them to be special. Best example is Elvis Presley. How many people kinda worships him as something more than man even though he was just an ordinary human being with a talent. This man might be able to convince himself that he is a vampire, but if you were to be intellectually honest and undergo a quick medical examination it would turn out that this man is just an ordinary human being. Albeit he could have some sort of genetic defekt making him vulnerable to the sun, but he is not a mythological being. People that think themselves witches don't have supernatural powers, just as prayers don't actually work. It is something the brain concocts from pure imagination and the hope that it could be real. People that hold these delusion will deny any form of proof that they can do this because to them it is simply enough that they believe it so. When it all comes down to it these claims can be testes by science and shown to be false. Now if you can bring concrete evidence to the scientific community that witchcraft is real you could win the nobel prize and maybe even grab the James Randi prize of 1 million dollars to prove to the organization that you indeed possess super natural powers.
The guy with the original thread deletes my comments, maybe the reality is too hard to grasp? How about you prove your superstitions to be reality? A "miracle" doesn't have to have super natural properties... Your body is capable of some pretty amazing shit. Your ancestors were superstitious because they lacked knowledge. There's no reason to remain ignorant when science offers so many facts instead of giving false hope through faith. How about people stop pretending to be something that doesn't exist ;) Like I wrote, prove it! If you can do that, then maybe we can discuss the validity of such claims. Until then accept the fact that you have nothing to show for it and it is purely fictional.
Faith Breaker except when your personality is just naturally weird then you are bullied your whole life without the ability to change it. And then you watch TH-cam videos of people who make money and exploit people's desire to eradicate the weird.
Faith Breaker because life gets boring asf and when u watch those fantasy movies or anime's what ever u wanna do those things ur pretty much being exposed to something cooler obviously you're going to want to do that then live your boring life that's why humans seek supernatural things because its awesome and being human is boring why be human and fragile when u can be a cool vampire or wolf like its more exciting ur question is pretty much futile
I’ve actually been researching vampires and vampirism for over 12 years now. There are no less than 36 distinct characteristics to be the official vampire of legend, but if you’re fortunate--or unfortunate--enough to have them all, let’s just say you could be the next Bela Lugosi. Anyway, my book (still in progress) is called “Scientific Answers To Vampirism”, and analyzes and identifies each trait and what can cause them. Regarding the “No Reflection” trait--that one actually involves another trait “Silver Repulsion”. Back in the day, one of the main ingredients for mirrors was silver. And if you happen to be severely allergic to silver--like it can cause anaphylactic shock (which can be FATAL), you will keep your distance from it and get rid of it ASAP. So, what people think of as non-reflection is simply an optical illusion: they’re not standing close enough at the right angle for the mirror to work. Anybody interested in more, feel free to give me a shout-out. This got me an invitation to present at Research Week at my university that year. Didn’t win anything, but it’s like the Oscars; it’s an honor just to get nominated!
your story got me interested- could you list the characteristics and maybe explain each a little, if it's not too much of a bother? or can I read that somewhere else?
I'd be happy to assist you. What do you want to know? I've even figured out the "Turning Into A Bat" trick. And for all you eager-beavers out there, sorry to disappoint, but it IS a trick. A brilliant one, though, and one that ties in with another trademark characteristic in my book.
No, this is not true, a vampire's purpose is to take in energy, transmute it to love and creativity and joy and peace, and return it, it's an energy exchange. It's from God, it is our history. It's the ultimate Guru, the guidance counselor you go to for advice, we are the ultimate advisors, we help you change your perspective and help you grow, we also have abilities to see your true path and can help you navigate yourself back to your true power.
He must be polyamorous. That means it's a three way relationship with those 3 love all eachother equality. Like a normal relationship but both loving an extra person together
So if he has no supernatural abilities, he isn’t immortal, he eats, he sleeps, there’s literally nothing different about him. He’s just a strange guy who drinks blood every once and a while and doesn’t like the sun, and wears contacts
parizeslelle ik this was 4 months ago, but before I saw this comment, he was giving off Eric Northman vibes 😂😂😂😂 Looks like Eric minus the eyes and hair lol
1996: I think there will be flying cars in yhe future 2019: the randome guy says he's a vampire doing some Q&A (His superpower can sens his friend farts in a group) wtf
When he said I have 2 dogs Me- ok! When he said I have a girlfriend Me- OK! When he said I have another girlfriend Me- all boys r same, even vampires😛😞😟
Question 1. Are they your real eyes? Question 2. Are they your real teeth? Question 3. Have you ever looked up the dictionary definition of “vampire”? Question 4. Are you a guy who likes to wear fancy dress?
If u are a vampire then I am a real vampire cause I come from Romania more exactly from the region of transilvania and even more exactly from Brașov the city of Dracula.
Hey guys, I am a real vampire and I love this guys energy and enthusiasm, although he might not be real or he may be I just wanted to say all the things you proposed in this video are accurate, especially about how we really can’t turn people into vampires, and even if we could we really don’t want to. Being a vampire is a blessing and a curse all at once and people shouldn’t take it for granted, I am very blessed to know what I know and be able to do the things I do but it does get really hard sometimes, especially not being able to look in a mirror
Check out the first episode of our new series "Royal Blood" th-cam.com/video/ATWSKHw3Mbk/w-d-xo.html
Logan South how do you vampires feel about dragons
Logan South I think I'm half I don't know ( thinks )
Cutie
Logan South do you think I'm an vampire I had neck bites on me on Christmas I hid it from my parents help me
pizza lover206 no i am vampire and I haven't drank any blood in a month
"no, garlic doesn't hurt me" sounds like something someone who gets hurt by garlic would say.
lol this nigga ^^^^
put the garlic up to his eyes, and he will cry
Kaori Miyazono that's onions you spinach dip shit
Caprice, garlic still hurts in a fresh dosis. If it's cooked then no.
Aaricia // zeepaarden garlic has never hurt my eyes or anyone I know eyes
"Im a vampire and i brush my hair" *Damon Salvatore has left the chat*
AHAHAHAHAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
😂😂😂
O.o
LMAO🤣
*Edward Cullen has left the chat*
Lol good one😂
Jsskksjsj 😂😂
I love twilight
Boi😑😑😑😑
Hahaha
He probably got killed by the volturi after this😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂👈😭
Omg yes😂😂
no he didn't because all of the elder vampire such as my self have to send it and we didn't.
* dies of laughter *. Gotta love twilight
welcome to "why youtube recommended me this" ep. 182727
Same 😂
U ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIAAA
Hehehe same to😂
Lol thats how I found this!!
Kookie :3
If the vampire don’t look like Damon , Stefan , or Klause . I don’t want it !🤚🏾
Yup I want to be a klause kekeke
Or Elijah
Yeah!!
I am damon
Saammee but u forgot Elijah and kol
Q: "Do you hate 'warewolves'?"
A: "No I'm not a dick."
I love that!
Aprille Morse me too
Aprille Morse
akward anonymous DO YOU HATE BIGFOOT. I AM BIGFOOT
Real vampires watching this: this man is insane. 🙉
Ikr
He's actually not that far off
No all of the answers are accurate except one which is vampires can turn humans into vampires. He said that they cannot
@Koko The Dachshund it's not just about his answers, but on his claims about being a vamp
He's true 🙂
me: walks out into the sun and doesn't like it
me to me: your a vampire
nina fucking same.....
nina I hate the sun and garlic.. yup here comes the fake fangs make of knives... NEIGHBOUR I DO NO HARM I JUST WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! I swear=_= I have to be a vampire lol
Sas is Sassy LMAO SO TRUE
SO TRUE XD
nina to live dumbass
2020 watched vampire diaries now searching if theyre real whoo can relate
Watch the originals
LMAO me too
Me
Me 😂
Me
Video: *made 4 years ago*
This guy: “nah sunlight doesn’t vibe with me”
Guy was ahead of his time
What about Twilight?
What about any vampire show/movie ever? They made vampires movies along time ago before color television
Plot twist: he revealed himself so that you can think "this is fake they wouldn't reveal their kind" but that's what he want you to think so you won't know the truth
Vampires are 100%real but this guy is not a vampire they have no reflection so camera can't capture them
@@sabrinaastrophile5515 The reflection thing is just a myth
@@hira9952 there's no such thing as myth in Sabrina's dictionary
@@sabrinaastrophile5515 and there's no such thing as vampire shit
@@mayorcat5926 I believe in vampires if you don't then that's your problem
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this is my favourite comment now
Stefan enters the chat
"I swear it’s not a phase mom”
I can't with this comment 😭😭😭😂😂😂
lmao
Julio Jaramillo exactly 🙄💀💀😂
Well i guess someone just read my mind😂
Says everyone who has ever been in a phase😂😂😂😂
Where's Dean and Sam when you need them?
James Potter exactly what I thought
I was waiting for this comment lmao SPN fandom is literally everywhere :P
I was just thinking about Super Natural :D
yass those r my boys lmao
James Potter Sameee
i searched for “21st century vampire” and this popped up next, so i guess i’m watching it😂😂😂
same 😭
Oh my god same!
Same 😂😂
Same
Same
Every 14 year old goth girl just found the one
emily johnson not all 14 year old goth girls think an anorexic, pasty, older male with a very active imaginary life can be 'the one'....then again, wtf do I know....
emily johnson Hey Hey Heyyy, wtf did I EVER do to you??? I only asked a simple question, can't half-mortals and vamps just get along????
He's not THAT skinny.
Lmao
Indiegirl007 No, but do the other 'accusations' still apply?
“Look at me with the young face and look at you with the old face”😂😂😂
Came across this comment exactly as he said it 😂
itz.Madsterxo same lmao
is vervain toxic for you??? Tvd fans will know what I am talking about
O.o
Yea the Salvatore house had a lot of it
I love TVD so much god knows how much I’ve rewatched it I just never get bored, and I love Damon 😍😍
Cheyenne Pendergraft yeah
Yeye lol, probably not only if hes allergic to that haha
I lost it at "Do you hate werewolves?" "No. I'm not a dick."
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahaha yeah
He is just trying to be inclusive🤷🏼♀️
how did i get from a hair tutorial to this?
Marie Mariem can't deny he does have great hair lol
Melissa Harding lol true
Marie Mariem same
Because look at his hair it beautiful
SAME
anybody else here in 2019 ?? 😭
Yep sadly
I'm also here 😏
Sadly yes..also this guy is so fake...his eyes kinda giving it away..
keilah I am
yup
so wait a vampire doesn't have any powers, doesn't live longer, doesn't have to drink blood, and the sun mildly irritates them if they stay in it too long, AND they are energized by interacting with other people...OH shit i guess I'm a vampire. all this time i just thought i was a ginger but damn it all makes since now.
KidKareless same here man!!!! i do have pointed nd long canines nd i too hate being in the sun becoz of my migrane prob... and then u don't need to have superpowers nd u don't need to be a blood fetish... nd yeah interaction with people too energises me... so basically, congratulations to me I too am a vampire... but unlike this chap, i don't live in a virtual world of self obsession
KidKareless 😍
KidKareless no 😂😂
KidKareless haha pml x
XD 😂
So basically what I got from this is that he doesn’t get enough sunlight or vitamin D so he gets migraines from going out in daylight and he has a weird o session with drinking human blood at times. Cool
He looks like a character from Interview with a Vampire.
exactly what i was thinking. kind of like if Louis had a child with Armaand
broo just watched that movie online and came to this .
Wonderful Dream Lady like goku but with longer brown hair
more like a typical Hollywood pretentious vampire XD
yeeeeeeees
Watches true blood once
Me:
LOL!!!!
Well played 👏😂😂
OMG XDDDD ME
Harley Xx 💀💀
Wow, new age vampires.. they are now on the internet! Next thing you know, they are ordering blood off of ebay!
Reymund Calaguas O my! Your comment made my day😂😂😂
eBay? Nah dude it's all about vBay!
Xtrememery vbay.. lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not a bad idea
why the heck there are so many people actually believing it please
why are you surprised? humans have been believing in fairytales and lies since the start. we worship gods we don't have any evidence for, so why won't we also believe this?
@@katinkaaa2951 what a false equivalency
It’s no fake fairytales r always based on something true like vampires or werewolves
@@Axispower22 if u wanna be realistic they are probably based on serial killers and people with weird kinks
@@sonicmotos u know what ur probably right serial killers r werewolves or vampires
I find this dude so hot like what is wrong with me.
Nothing at all he's really pretty
Emo At The Phandom love your profile pic
Emo At The Phandom the phandom really is everywhere xD
Emo At The Phandom, I find him hot too. Shame he has psychosis and believes he's a vampire, though.
Emo At The Phandom , that is not his real eyes.
When u just got done watching twilight..😂
Bella & edoard😐❤
True AF 🤣
I just did get done watching twilight
😂😂
That sux
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Sad but true lol I love the the originals and the vampire diaries
klaus is my fave
kol is mine
Deus D king kol deserved more screen time I can’t believe he died.
@@tragic.6229 nah saddest part was how and when fin died
Nahhhh he ain't never just say "I got a gorgeous girlfriend and I got another gorgeous girlfriend" 😂😂😂
Comment Percentages:
15%: He's hot.
1%: Something intelligent.
1%: Those are fake fangs.
3%: Can you bite me?
80%: "I'M A VAMPAIR TEW"
Adam true 😂
This might need an update because of Shane Dawson lol
Update: 100% Shane Dawson comments
Jay this researched the comments
his hand gestures remind me of Damon
allyy same😁
allyy OMG RIGHT HE DOSE LOL
Me too
allyy VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!!!!
It do plus Damon have ring on his hands and plus he always smirks
A vampire with FAKE fangs and contact lenses ......interesting.😂
🤣🤣🤣
That’s to express his vampire nature
THANK YOU!!! It ticks me off when people play dress up.
@@pureroseangemuse7910 yeah, because he doesn’t have those traits naturally like some. Lol. His fake yellow eyes vs my REAL yellow eyes.
*when u watch to much vampires diary/The Originals*
o.O
Same
Too
Me too
never thought the lockdown would bring me to this
Same O.o
Ikr
sameee😭
Me too 😂
Sameeeee
2018 anyone?
I was summoned by Hailey Reese
Anyone else?
same
Same
Yaas
Mellow Dreams sammmmmme
Sitara Ali same l am a vampire too
Guys he hasnt posted in like 4 years .... the volturi got him😵💫😵💫😵💫
Ha!
I just came from Shane because I'm actually really intrigued
Kimberly Tuffley ikr, I've always been interested in vampires (not the twilight stuff) like the real vampires
Same
Vampires never expose their secrets.
He is a liberal.. may be..🤔
It depends i would say... Don't you share your secrets with ppl who you trust for example?
Well maybe they say they are so u can think they wouldn't reveal so then you will think it's fake but maybe that what they want you to think
@@jasminBlhc Well... I for example tell ppl who want to get to know me better that i'm a bit different from the standard human. If they think i just fake it or something so be it. All i can do is to try to explain and tell em what i feel and stuff. Ppl are calling others fake for so many reasons... No matter what you do or say there will always be ones that call you fake. Not just about being a Vampire but no matter what thing/topic. Be it doing game speedruns, being a model or someone who builds something. Around every kind of things there are always ppl who call someone fake.
@@kaedeschulz5422 you can actually speedrun and proof it, you can actually professionally model for money and proof it, not sure what the criteria are for being a vampire but if u can proof it you have those, then sure you’re real.
"I've got a girlfriend, I've got another girlfriend "😂😂😂
How the fuck.... Fell sorry 4 her. 😂😂🤣🤗🤯
the sun description is quite much exactly right. the senses as well, however I see the "negative" sides of it as something positive, the smells store memory's, the electricity in someone is a detailed map.
the electricity I mention is just what I call it because it feels like that and in general lets you feel a lot about people and what they want to do or are going to do, it also helps me in being better at massage.
*he:* i'm a vampire
*billy* *eilish:* -duhh
Ariana - yUhH 😂
😂😂😂
Armyyyy 💜💜
Annyeonghaseyo. Bangawoyo.
Actually, Billy E. would say something like, that cuz that's her personality, & expression.😸😹🤣
no
When you’re done watching vampire dairies 😂
Lol that's so true
That's me🤣🤣🤣🤣 ..is he real or what.
He said himself so I doubt I can trust him
I believe he's real vampire
@@aryssascarbrough6596 yeah ..right..there's nothing wrong in believing..we have never seen isaac newton either but we follow his rules so why not
& twilight🤣😭
*THE originals has left the chat*
😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣
Absolutely loved these answers. Not only was this insightful (though it should be fairly obvious), but the delivery had me in stitches!
I like this guy he has a great sense of humour and he makes the vampire "thing" not weird at all, not that it should be. Congrats
Lucas Pereira yessss!! For once I'm glad I followed Shane's advice to watch this guy lol
I am a fucking vampire and they are real bich get up and see us as you
IKR
Yeah tho i wonder if he d make a video of things that do get in his way due to practicing vampirism/being a human vampire like not being able to handle the sun etc (there are many medical conditions where sun damages humans more than normal so its a real condition and i do wonder if he's gotten tested for those).
I also wonder
whether he gets ppl std/sti tested n tested for other infections since he's still a human and can be infected by diseases when drinking someone's blood
without being tested since blood getting infection from blood is very common,there r doctors who get infected with a single used needle prick/blood spewing in their eyes while surgery etc even if there's no blood in it so
i have always wondered in fiction that how some ppl just lick someone else's blood from wounds without actually getting tested or knowing em much for sake of romanticizing it/just for stopping the blood/whether fictional non-human vampires get affected by those infections or not especially cuz that topic is mostly ignored by creators).
tho and may be hospital blood can be tested for it but idk if thy d just give that supply away if you tell em you are a vampire.
And tho i c that many ppl in the comments r debating about how hes funny/is or isnt a real vampire since vampire it doesn't have to be non-human or follow fictional rules to be real etc
But i Dont see ppl asking genuine questions that would get in the way of a human vampires lifestyle even if it may/may not affect fictional vampires.
this is exactly what i would expect a vampire to look like
WAAAABBB agreed
Agreed
Me too😊😊
Me too
Fake vampire
Me when I was 13 persuading my friends I am a vampire after reading twilight
🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were like "MENTAL......"
dint think movies fane musuc turñ yiu intoo vanouers
Plot twist - he really is a vampire 😂
Lazić Katarina weak 😂
Plot Twist: This guy is genuinely a vampire and is just one hell of a character... XD
And ur name is Elijah....... coincidence?
What does that mean
@@_shreya_9795 there's this character on the vampire diaries and the originals called Elijah Mikaelson hence, the coincidence
@@meghna1815 yeah ..he was nice one
His eyes are creepy
“I have a gorgeous girlfriend...., I have another gorgeous girlfriend... LMFAO
no
His behaviour are totally seems like damon😂😂😂😂😂
Ikrrr
🤣🤣😂👍
Exactly
He's so chill about it. He doesn't make it weird at all .
"Why do you wear jewelry?" "Why do you wear clothes?" This guy is hilarious 😂
the times this guy said he is vampire he litrally laughed
Yup. Answers a question with a QUESTION!
He's a vampire. If one practices vampirism they're a vampire. If one practices cannibalism they're a cannibal. If one practices witchcraft they're a witch. No they aren't non-human, nor do they have powers. The version of vampires we're all familiar with from European folklore arose after the spread of Christianity. It was meant to dehumanize those who did the practice, as it was strongly condemned by the Catholic church.
So if you call yourself a healer and practice medical lifestile - you are actual doctor, now? You don't have a medical degree, a licence, you don't even know how to treat illnesses - yet you are a healer! Good to know.
Get real. The guy isn't a vampire, he's just a chill guy with active imagination, decent acting charisma and a cute hobby. He even goes that extra mile to teach kids responsibility and protection. He's just a human, like you and me. And there's nothing wrong with that. And I think there were and will be times, when he'll have to drop his vampire schtick and live a regular dude's life. For many, that's a moment, when they put down their book or joystick or whatever. His wish fullfilment fantasy is just a bit more pervasive and immersive, but it is what it is.
If you act like, and practice being a fish, you are fish.
Donato di Niccolò di Betto Bardi nope you can call yourself a healer if you are for example a reiki practitioner, herbalist, therapist - you call yourself a doctor if you have a medical degree unless of course you are a doctor of science or witch doctor but now we’re splitting hairs. Energy vampires most of the time don’t know what they’re doing and unless consciously aware you don’t realise it either you just feel drained after being with them. This guy as you and he says is a human same as me but some would call me a witch, call me what you like, people like compartmentalising others and if they don’t understand something they rubbish it. However if you’re a clever person you’ll listen and not judge, knowledge is power. This guy is actually on point and I’m sitting back laughing at those who are not listening, he’s helping you realise what’s out there, don’t be naive just listen.
@@aaronberlin950 But what if I want to be a fish?
@@leahhayes8323 Have you ever considered, that there is no "energy transference" component in energy vampirism?
That, some people develop maladaptive coping strategies that make them feel better about themselves while putting others through low intensity psychological torture and manipulation, and others feel drained afterwards for the same reasons, that big arguments feel draining, or sadness or hurt. That experiencing certain strong emotions can be exhausting, especially if those emotional episodes don't provide a relief (unlike for people, who put others through the hoops), regardless of the people involved. And if you did, why call it "energy vampirism", when you can rely on a more accessible, falsifiable scientific theories, without invoking loaded language, that in common culture refers to strictly supernatural (or fictional) context?
I need to see your familiar, talisman of the geomantra, phased skrykin, and dagger of flaying, flesh rend, and lvl III rank III spell casting abilities! Can you cast Worlu's Prying Eyes, yet??
I fuckin love this guy, he’s so genuinely embracing himself thanks for sharing dude (: ur a gem
@plaguelock cool
Fyfa Dawson what he’s an arrogant self centered fuck. Not to mention Evil. Who would laugh at their friend on there Death Bed.. Oh that’s just me he says.
@@tinopacino9400 Yep, exactly my thoughts!
vampires never go around saying "i am a vampire"!!
Real.
true
lol
@plaguelock yes they are
Yea I'm still confused If this is legit I mean I went to his Instagram and saw that his fangs were from a surgery so idk what's real anymore lmao
Being a vampire and just being a dude who calls himself a “vampire” are two very different things dude.
First I love the name. second I was born during a hurricane and a full moon. So I'm a hurricane child
The Mask of Innocence and I was born in a Petri dish
Tim B “ten reasons why I’m actually just a normal dude even though I like to call myself a vampire”
It is not a competition.
I have that characteristic in part of my personality. That's all
A vampire is someone who drinks blood, the first "vampire" Vlad Dracul wasn't a fantasy vampire he was a fucking madlad who just liked drinking te blood of his enemies
My name is Lisa, my body doesn't tolerate food very well, mainly liquids, I don't like daytime, I mostly stay inside during the day but I love darkness for as long as I can remember. Just haven't figured out why as of yet and I can see better at night also its very weird. Just trying to understand the reasons behind hind it.
There's even times when my blood pressure won't register or temperature won't register but I still go on.
I would love to speak to you at some point.
Vampire and werewolf's weakness:
*COVID*
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You're not wrong -
Yea
I find it fascinating how humans are so keen on being more special than our race already is in the eyes of the animal kingdom. It is fascinating how the human mind constantly have this need for something supernatural or have this need for being some kind of special snowflake. It is like every ant trying to make up a persona to stand out from the crowd... How about just accepting life and taking solace in the fact that you live..?
just in case this gets deleted from the other thread.
Prove it ;)
These are all fictions made up by your human brain...
Looking at it psychologically it is not odd to want to stand out, be different. I thought I was once the son of deity because my "witch" mother would have me believe it so.
I am special to me and my personal surroundings, nothing more. To you I am just another person and vice versa.
You could be a celebrity with a big name that is widely known, but you would just be another human being. You wouldn't have special properties just because you were famous.
Yet people will sometimes grant famous people extra properties and make them sound other worldly because they desperately want them to be special.
Best example is Elvis Presley. How many people kinda worships him as something more than man even though he was just an ordinary human being with a talent.
This man might be able to convince himself that he is a vampire, but if you were to be intellectually honest and undergo a quick medical examination it would turn out that this man is just an ordinary human being. Albeit he could have some sort of genetic defekt making him vulnerable to the sun, but he is not a mythological being.
People that think themselves witches don't have supernatural powers, just as prayers don't actually work.
It is something the brain concocts from pure imagination and the hope that it could be real.
People that hold these delusion will deny any form of proof that they can do this because to them it is simply enough that they believe it so.
When it all comes down to it these claims can be testes by science and shown to be false.
Now if you can bring concrete evidence to the scientific community that witchcraft is real you could win the nobel prize and maybe even grab the James Randi prize of 1 million dollars to prove to the organization that you indeed possess super natural powers.
The guy with the original thread deletes my comments, maybe the reality is too hard to grasp?
How about you prove your superstitions to be reality? A "miracle" doesn't have to have super natural properties... Your body is capable of some pretty amazing shit.
Your ancestors were superstitious because they lacked knowledge. There's no reason to remain ignorant when science offers so many facts instead of giving false hope through faith.
How about people stop pretending to be something that doesn't exist ;) Like I wrote, prove it! If you can do that, then maybe we can discuss the validity of such claims. Until then accept the fact that you have nothing to show for it and it is purely fictional.
Faith Breaker except when your personality is just naturally weird then you are bullied your whole life without the ability to change it. And then you watch TH-cam videos of people who make money and exploit people's desire to eradicate the weird.
Faith Breaker finally someone said it
Faith Breaker because life gets boring asf and when u watch those fantasy movies or anime's what ever u wanna do those things ur pretty much being exposed to something cooler obviously you're going to want to do that then live your boring life that's why humans seek supernatural things because its awesome and being human is boring why be human and fragile when u can be a cool vampire or wolf like its more exciting ur question is pretty much futile
I’ve actually been researching vampires and vampirism for over 12 years now. There are no less than 36 distinct characteristics to be the official vampire of legend, but if you’re fortunate--or unfortunate--enough to have them all, let’s just say you could be the next Bela Lugosi. Anyway, my book (still in progress) is called “Scientific Answers To Vampirism”, and analyzes and identifies each trait and what can cause them. Regarding the “No Reflection” trait--that one actually involves another trait “Silver Repulsion”. Back in the day, one of the main ingredients for mirrors was silver. And if you happen to be severely allergic to silver--like it can cause anaphylactic shock (which can be FATAL), you will keep your distance from it and get rid of it ASAP. So, what people think of as non-reflection is simply an optical illusion: they’re not standing close enough at the right angle for the mirror to work. Anybody interested in more, feel free to give me a shout-out. This got me an invitation to present at Research Week at my university that year. Didn’t win anything, but it’s like the Oscars; it’s an honor just to get nominated!
your story got me interested- could you list the characteristics and maybe explain each a little, if it's not too much of a bother? or can I read that somewhere else?
I also would like to know what Jade asked you
I want to know more about vampirism.. As i am also doing research about same since 2010
If vampires exist.....then are their more hidden species....
I'd be happy to assist you. What do you want to know? I've even figured out the "Turning Into A Bat" trick. And for all you eager-beavers out there, sorry to disappoint, but it IS a trick. A brilliant one, though, and one that ties in with another trademark characteristic in my book.
He hasn't mentioned anything that says he is a vampire.
Oh, well that's because he's not a vampire. Because vampires aren't real
@@Skwidd_Man They are, it started with Cane and Able.
He said it at the beginning of the video
You should research what real vampirism is…
IM CRYING
Logan: "Sexy vampiers~"
A real vampire will never say his/her secret
True 😗
Your not lying
Times change. Now they want validation.
No, this is not true, a vampire's purpose is to take in energy, transmute it to love and creativity and joy and peace, and return it, it's an energy exchange. It's from God, it is our history. It's the ultimate Guru, the guidance counselor you go to for advice, we are the ultimate advisors, we help you change your perspective and help you grow, we also have abilities to see your true path and can help you navigate yourself back to your true power.
We command your energy so we can heal it, we are the ancient ones coming in to transform this planet. We have risen, this is the secret ❤
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??????😓😓😓😓
Grows long hair dyes it back and wears fake ass eye contacts and calls themselves a "Vampire"
no because the "new-day" definition of vampirism is people who need to drink blood in order to be healthy which is exactly what this guy does
“I’ve got a gorgeous girlfriend... um uh.... I’ve got ANOTHER gorgeous girlfriend...”.
Sphonex 3 years later they are ugly.
leo Leon Or he bleeds one dry
He must be polyamorous. That means it's a three way relationship with those 3 love all eachother equality. Like a normal relationship but both loving an extra person together
Good fuck every girl you see ya that's what yo do look pretty go fuck do you no her or do you say I boy fuck pretty girl wow
you said you wear fake fangs and contacts and you say your a real vampire why?
coleman roe ❤️😂
Hannah Boak SAME
It's almost like a lifestyle, look at me (or my videos 😏) I could be a vampire and just not show it, he likes to express it
u wouldn't understand ugh non kin never understand
Hannah Boak are you a real vampire
Twilight hit you hard
Yami Goes
I agree with ya there. Someone should hit him hard.
😂😂😂😂😂😂indeed
Yami Goes lol
Ew we hate twilight
real vampires don't sparkle bitch
So if he has no supernatural abilities, he isn’t immortal, he eats, he sleeps, there’s literally nothing different about him. He’s just a strange guy who drinks blood every once and a while and doesn’t like the sun, and wears contacts
Yep, and who is pretty self-centered and arrogant too! 🙄
waiting for him to say -" Sukii... " ( any true blood fans?)😂
parizeslelle ik this was 4 months ago, but before I saw this comment, he was giving off Eric Northman vibes 😂😂😂😂 Looks like Eric minus the eyes and hair lol
without those contacts he would look like a regular pale guy
I am a soul he is. He's role playing. He's not a real vampire.
Sensation Al ok
I am a soul vamps do look like humens
I am a soul hey...i like your name ;))
Sensation Al even tho there are real vampires
Looks like a slimmer version of Jack Black
Winter Kitty better looking too
Aurelye venegas yes
As a real vampire I can confirm that I am immortal and I'm also criminally homosexual.
1996: I think there will be flying cars in yhe future
2019: the randome guy says he's a vampire doing some Q&A
(His superpower can sens his friend farts in a group) wtf
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
Hahahahahahahaha
"It's not a phase mom!"
Ella Sansolis ha
Ella Sansolis yes it is a phase
Holy fucking hair.. his hais is- is glorious!
soph daz black
When he said I have 2 dogs
Me- ok!
When he said I have a girlfriend
Me- OK!
When he said I have another girlfriend
Me- all boys r same, even vampires😛😞😟
Yeah we are all the same all girls and the same too saying” we are not objects “ yet they show they’re ass and titties and expect to get attention
He could be polyamorous
Question 1. Are they your real eyes?
Question 2. Are they your real teeth?
Question 3. Have you ever looked up the dictionary definition of “vampire”?
Question 4. Are you a guy who likes to wear fancy dress?
When you buy klaus (the hybrid) from walmart.
from Wish*
🤣
From Dollar Tree/Store.😂🤣
..loollllll..🙃
more like damon
sorry if it's rude but gotta ask, if vampires are actual bat people, does that make them count as furries?
I can't lie , he is hot ...😂
Jenna Annihilation see, I love his hair.
Chey Navarrette oh yes amazing hair
Galaxy Skais I don't even like Starbucks and I'm a virgin :)
Galaxy Skais I'm also not fat I'm 85 pounds
Galaxy Skais I'm also not alone
me watching this after binge watching all of tvd for the 10th time wishing vampires where real: 👁👄👁
Well I'm going to try discover them when I'm older
No litterly I will be going to a college to discover supernatural and then when I get older I will be going to new Orleans to discover more
@@brieannasolorzano3157 I’ll become a hybrid:) you’ll see me in New Orleans
Yup same lol
Agreed
If u are a vampire then I am a real vampire cause I come from Romania more exactly from the region of transilvania and even more exactly from Brașov the city of Dracula.
@Amanda Cantu What do u mean?
Amanda Cantu He’s making fun of people who think they’re a vampire lmfao.
No there’s a organisation that is for vampires
Ahh, there the place Mr Vlad read his book in his spare time when he imprisoned
I am a potato
Hey guys, I am a real vampire and I love this guys energy and enthusiasm, although he might not be real or he may be I just wanted to say all the things you proposed in this video are accurate, especially about how we really can’t turn people into vampires, and even if we could we really don’t want to. Being a vampire is a blessing and a curse all at once and people shouldn’t take it for granted, I am very blessed to know what I know and be able to do the things I do but it does get really hard sometimes, especially not being able to look in a mirror
How to become one life is boring for me I would like to become one save the world
Please
How to become one pls tell me
As another real vampire the (probably children) in these replies are ssENDING me
@@wulfbluntcan u prove it u r
It’s contact lenses
No
Anhely V yeah
Those r his real eyes dumb fuck
Dasan Vazquez your a dumb fuck thinking they are real ya fat fanny
@@smf_freezy5983 lmao
8:00 did he literally just explain that he can hear everyone farting all the time
jane doe hell yeah
That must be troublesome 😂😂
😂😂😂
I'm not sure how I ended up here...but good luck with the vampire thing 👍
“Good” or chaotic neutral vampires have big fairy blue eyes; typically evil vampires have ones like that, or red ones
He looks like he’s one of the vampires from interview with a vampire 🧛
Finally, someone mentions something GOOD from Vampire cinema!
Lol he wishes
AH A LAD OF TASTE 😤
Yess!😌
Or the Lost Boys
I’m a unicorn.
SooS
Your profile pic makes me uncomfortable
I'm a noob
Hehe
How did you type with your hoofs?
I am Batman
"Imagine your worst hangover times 10"
Oh, so death.
Claire Williams exactly
Claire Williams lol write
Everyone wants to be a vampire after watch twilight or vampire diaries.
Tvd is better ngl-
Look up Nosferatu. That's their great grandpa.
True...Lol🤣🤣😂
“I make these...
... for a living...
... and I get paid...
*... with money.”*
Paused the video ... I cant lol ... This vampire look is letterly the sexiest thing iv ever seen in my life ..