Rudy's Elite Strike Force Continues To Fail Spectacularly On Behalf Of Their Client, The President
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มิ.ย. 2024
- As advisors press the president to prepare for the conclusion of his term, presidential lawyer Rudy Giuliani looks like he's melting under the pressure of trying to overturn the election for his client.
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Somehow just hearing Evie and 1 or 2 crew members laugh in the background is a lot better than an audience.
Feels more genuine?
SERIOUSLY you and Evelyn are relationship goals. Your obvious love of her, and hearing her laugh at your jokes... omg such a bright spot in this year... Seriously adorable
It’s pretty adorable how his wife is sitting there just off camera laughing at all his jokes. The best kind of relationship🥺
I feel like Stephen got way funnier when Evie unofficially joined the show.
True
After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myself the winner and to file lawsuits until I win.
Lol
😂
Lol!
😂😂😀
Good one! Never thought of that!! 😉😉😂😂
him making his wife laugh so consistently is the cutest shit ever.
It is very fake and annoying.
I like how he seems honored to have her there, he is almost blushing when he complements her. It’s extremely cute and not fake and annoying like the sad previous poster claims.
@@janvanveelen no, it's real, have you no soul?
@@janvanveelen your wife is fake and annoying 🤣
@@janvanveelen you're fake and annoying, and lonely apparently
Stephen's wife becoming a show regular and always laughing at his jokes no matter what is one of the few good things to come from this pandemic.
Being single during a pandemic is not the most fun. Stephen and Evie are inspiration for when dating is a viable option again. And a great reminder to never settle.
As a single dad, watching Stephen's interactions with Evy makes me believe in love again...
Believe it. I found it after a divorce. Last year, we celebrated our 30 year anniversary and life is indeed wonderful, full or laughter, tears and gratitude. Don’t settle for less.
Aww, that's so sweet and heartwarming!
It's also okay to be single and be happy.
Yup. I feel it. Same same.
That’s very touching sir. It can be found again.
I hope his wife becomes a kinda of staple. She’s like the pure dollop of happiness that keeps Steven and all of us aware that there is a world outside these politics. And it’s a good one.
Sounds like they put a mike near her. We could really hear her giggles tonight, love it!
Couples goals. His love for her is so apparent. and that she sits and giggles at his every word... they are adorable
I was just thinking the same thing, MsPuffykinz. I love her giggle. She's way classier than Ed McMahon, too.
@@betsyhansbrough2211 in her "defense", Stephen is hilarious. Especially in this segment.
@@bjcollins7871 Who is Mike? Which Mike?
My heart burst when he was complimenting his wife 🥰🥰
Idk how much Jon Batiste is paid but it's never enough. Man is a treasure.
True! Beautiful voice!! :)
I don't think he's getting paid enough but he does love the exposure.. awesome musician 👍🏽
I could listen to him talk all day, someone convince him to do ASMR
Agreed. He is spelled without the 'p' though.
100000% agree
I love how smitten Stephen is with his lovely wife. Nice to see people so in love even after years together.
Jon Batiste, you are wonderful. If "Yam Jams" ever becomes an actual album, please let me know
Damn I love the "Road from the White House" bits LMFAO
@Brittanie Heimer Exactly, same here and how are you doing Brittanie?
“Obviously it’s easy to make fun of Rudy. But...it’s also really satisfying”
Well said.
It doesn't matter what Jon Batist sings or plays his skills are always perfection. 👏👏
he has a really good singing voice
Amen!
I remain touched by how loving Stephen is to his wife, and the way he acknowledges how wonderful it is to have her by his side!! It shows his inner human even with the cameras rolling. ❤
Underrated marriage goals: Evie cracking up laughing at all of Stephen's jokes.
Did you marry a communist?
@@JohnDoe-zs3wt you must be single and sad lmao.
To be fair, he IS funny!
Can we all just appreciate what an absolute treasure Jon Batiste is? 💙
Jon has a difficult role as an entertaining musician, and he does it brilliantly!!
I would buy a whole album of his yam jams. 🙂
I was looking for this comment. I love when Jon’s involved in the monologue, and I love his music. The combination of the two in this segment is perfection.
A friend described Rudy's melting as his snake oil leaking out.
Thats an insult to all snakes
I heard he was so full of shit that it started to leak out.
@@bartfoster1311 Nah, undead don't have bodily function. Whatever eldritch abomination is powering him seems to be making a beeline for the exit. Even the antichrist wouldn't want to deal with such a spectacular display of glaring retardation.
Gouliani vs. the Fly
😂😂😂
He doesn't need an audience. Hearing his wife chuckling in the background is just amazing XD
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Colbert is a true American treasure.
Such a feel good moment when Stephen welcomes Evie
There is a better my cousin Vinny quote that encapsulates Rudy’s case. “Your honor, everything he just said is bullshit”.
Oh boy, good one!
It's one of THE BEST movie lines ever made !
Idiot Rudy doesn't even quote the movie right...the old woman says he is holding up four fingers.
I miss the old rudy, just another greedy lawyer now
@@crushffl Rudy thinks he's Vinny in this scene. But really he's the public defender who questions the grits guy's glasses.
"would you mind showing your glasses to the court pleasethankyou... Now.. We're you wearing those glasses when you made the I... I.. I I I..... Dentification??!"
"no."
"aha!! Ya'see! Now how could you have seen those two boys if you weren't wearing your necessary PREscription eyeglasses?"
"theys readin glasses."
"......... ::aggressively, but simultaneously defeated:: No more questions."
Tryin to order that Yam Jams record. It's a must for my holiday.
"Stuffing Stuffing Stuffing~ It kind of tastes like feet"
XD I'm DEAD!
Why aren't more people talking about Jon Batiste and those hysterical "Thanksgiving songs"?!?! Not only was it hysterical, but also extremely well song. Who knew he could sing that good? Of course he's always brilliant on the keyboards and his smile literally could light up any room! Other than Stephen and Evie, It was my favorite part Of this clip!
PS Hope Jon will sing more in the future!
Yes I loved his delivery.... Looking forward to the Christmas Jams 😂😍🎄
Even if it's just a joke segment, I'd seriously buy a Jon Batiste Thanksgiving album.
LSSC would be better if it eliminated Stephen Colbert saying after every headshot "and man seen " and gave the time to Jon Batiste to play more than 8 seconds of piano after chatting with Stephen.
Those songs had me cracking up!
@@skierpage eh I gotta disagree bc I love those jokes. My understanding is that Jon doesn't want to talk a ton. I do agree that I'd love to hear more of his playing and singing, though!
The off camera laughs are 1000% better than a studio laugh track
He used to have his audience's laugh instead
Off camera laughs are gold. I just want them to get louder and louder.
@Joe Schmoe If you thought that you wouldn't be here.
@@lich109 He's here on behalf of the Coup Klux Klan
I would kinda like to see him retire from TV and take up TH-cam. I am not a fan of the band or most of the gust segments, and I watched his monologue pre pandemic. I think this format is far far better, and he should expand on it.
I know that is wishful thinking, but one can dream.
Hold on there, he's going to pardon the turkey? I was under the impression that a president couldn't pardon himself, and I don't do impressions.
steven colbert seems so genuinely happy, its spilling through the screen.
Borat. Four Seasons. Melting hair. There's no way in a million years you could write anything nearly that hilarious.
I’m convinced Rudi is really Sasha Baron Cohen😉😂😂😂
Or tragic
The actor who is going to play Rudolph in the Trump movie is going to have the acting gig of a lifetime. Future Oscar nominee type stuff.
“Rudy dyed his hair, but his head is challenging the results” 😂
That's why Giuliani s daughter Vote for Biden. She must be very ashamed with her father.
Even his hair dye is embarrassed to be seen with him in public.
Let's face it wouldn't you be..
@Remimi2017 never as bad as calling trump your dad lol
I was thinking the same!! & He’s lowering him self every day just like Trump & his family.. soon we will not hear from them ever!
Internationally it's weird seeing anything about Ruby Guiliani as he is now... on the international stage we remember him as a respected leader for his role as NY Mayor during a very troubling part of the cities history for 9/11. Times person of the year, an honorary knighthood... and 17 years later he is a, well words can't explain how far he has fallen into a contestable snivelling goblin creature.
The wait for Biden to be sworn in is like the last hour of work on Friday when you keep watching the clock.
In this dark time there's nothing better than Stephen making his wife laugh.
Sounds like the libs are starting to panic 🤣
@@RalphieMaysGhost go back under the bridge, troll
@@RalphieMaysGhost trump lost get over it snowflake
@@RalphieMaysGhost images.app.goo.gl/K5hcszbgfwGvadB47
@@RalphieMaysGhost Because of the pandemic, you clod.
“14 or 40” I just pissed my pants!😭😭😭
I'm from Hawaii and we wear our mask with NO complaints! Mask order from the start! Spot on steven!
Yam Jams is what this nation needs right now. If you record it, I guarantee it will be playing at my house, lol.
Jon Batiste is a national treasure. Those Thanksgiving songs were fantastic! I need that album to be real.
When you're so full of bs that it's literally oozing out.
😂☠️
People sleep on Cranberry Sauce. That's a banger.
Stephen is an absolute maestro, his comedic timing is impeccable, his little banter with this wife is absolute warmth and he has the absolute wizard in delivering endearing music in the ever talented Jon Batiste.
Keep at it Stephen, you are a beacon of hope and positivity for us!
I love Stephen, love the whole show but Evelyn's giggles just make it so much better!! I think she should stick around as much as possible!
His wife’s laugh should just be the new laughing audience soundtrack. It’s so genuine and pure. I love her reactions lol
Yes. Me too!
I would love to hang out with this cute couple! Hilarious and funny
And Jon's Yam Jams were perfect.
She still laughs at all his jokes, and he still reminds her shes the most beautiful woman in the world. That's relationship goals right there.Love to see real love.Blessings to both of you and your children and all others you love and care for.Happy Thanksgiving!
Well put, Patricia! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Love her laugh!
May not be the lowest point in american history, but it sure as hell is the most pathetic.
It's quite a beautiful thing to witness...
@Dan M so god hates same sex marriage but the pope approves of it?
youre using god to support your racist hate mongering? What a sad man you are
That press conference was the most dangerous 1hr 45 minutes of television in American history. And possibly the craziest. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re lucky.
-Chris Krebs
Im an aussie we dont celebrate thanksgiving here but I want a copy of yam jams just to laugh along to Mr Batiste joyous songs. Happy eating everyone in the usa!
When Jon Batiste can even turn parody into a classic lineup I would gladly purchase.
"...Phantom of the Sex Shop..."
Eve: loses it
Me: This is art.
Jon Batiste singing those parody songs was an absolute soul cleanse that I didn’t know I needed. Thank you so much, you absolute prince of a man!
I agree! I can tell that they often struggle to find ways to fit Jon into the show. This was the perfect opportunity to let him shine musically.
Yes! This was brilliant and hilarious. I could go for a whole album of these 😂
I would literally own any album that man released.
Perfection
Jon Batiste for president
His wife’s laughter is so refreshing. Who needs a studio audience when you have Evvie??!
She's his Number One fan.
@@MTMF.london probably only fan
This monologue had me in stitches. LMAO.
Lost the election
Lost the lawsuits
Lost his mind
And Donnie will soon lose his assets and his freedom...
That will be refreshing
We can only hope.
From your lips to heaven....
There are a lot of good ways to color one's hair. Soy sauce isnt one of them.
I was hoping it would start dripping of his face onto his $500 shirt. Wonder how many pillowcases he goes through in a year.
GREAT COMMENT!!!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏😊
Bwahaha - good one! Lol
Especially when you use that crappy stuff in the packets from last year's takeout order.
I knooow! Yuck and yikes 😬
So... We just gonna not talk about John's Thanksgiving songs? Absolute bops
I was impressed.
Take my money already Ima have cranberry sauce on repeat
Seriously, I would buy that album in a heartbeat!
They seemed legit.
If they don't actually produce the album for next year it's gonna be a huge missed opportunity.
Canada’s Emily Murphy was a Canadian women's rights activist, jurist, and author. In 1916, she became the first female magistrate in Canada, and in the British Empire. She is best known for her contributions to Canadian feminism, specifically to the question of whether women were "persons" under Canadian law (a case which also ended any reliance on originalist interpretation of our constitution.🇨🇦
America’s Emily Murphy seems less useful.
That is so Canadanianly polite.
Damn you Canada for rubbing your normalcy in our faces.
@@nata3467 Sorry.... :(
We apologize for our incredibly sane country and its boring normal people. We do love the U.S. though. Whatever would we do for entertainment!? 😆😅🤣
Unfortunately, many Canadians are so insanely enamoured with Trumpism that they too like to buy guns and play right wing batshit crazy games in the woods.
Okay, I'm legit interested to hear the full-length versions of those rewritten songs. @Steven: Could I get a link to the actual album when completed?
Hold up, I would totally buy some Yam Jams if Jean is singing them all! That's my "Green Bean Happy Time"
I would quite enjoy a copy of “Yam Jams” this season.
Yes that was incredible 😂
@Emily Jacobs 🤣 That would be fun! How aptly titled!
@Emily Jacobs Cranberry sauce, Cranberry sauce, and the dressing tastes like feet..LOL
I would buy that CD
“Rudy dyed his hair but his head is challenging the results” goddammit Stephen 🤣🤣🤣
Damn Jon absolutely killed those Thanksgiving Carols. I wanna listen to the full songs now. Seasons eatings to you too Jon
"Rudy got a bad batch of Just For Henchmen". That's a keeper.
Cranberry Sauce just took me OUT.
Georgia, vote to flip the senate. vote Ossoff and Warnock to finish the job. get rid of Mitch, trump and the republican corruption machine.
The senate is very important, as Trump tries to tie up the vote in legal red tape so he can take it to the senate on January 1st and we know how that will go, and if and when that happens the country is gonna burn there will be blood on the streets...prepare for the worst hope for the best, god bless.
People from all over the US should organize to campaign for blue senate.
@@Satchmojones Give God a little help. Donate to the Ossoff and Wanock campaigns in the Georgia run offs -- secure.actblue.com/directory/GA/all/fed-senate
And for Mel Brooks' neglected gem from Tewlve Chairs
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@NotMyRealName you are just another hateful bitter mean deplorable. the guys has been a preacher at MLKs church for decades. turn off Fox News and grow up.
@NotMyRealName No, but racism has become a major component of the Trumpian religion. Boogaloo, Proud Boys, the plot against Governor Whitemer all seem to pass the smell test for Trump. Blacks do have legitimate issues with us, not always right, but certainly understandable.
When you see that he would be one Senator among 100, we can tolerate any racism you perceive in him far better than the pervasive racism in the Republican Senatorial delegation. Especially MOscow Mitch.i
Guilliani looks like the bad guy from "The Fifth Element" bleeding from his head as he takes orders from an unspeakable cosmic horror
Yep. And that cosmic horror is Trump.😳😱
Zorg
So does Giuliani.
THAT bad guy was played by the great Gary Oldman. Please, don't disrespect his greatness that way. BTW it was on the other day its still great 👍
He *is* taking orders from an unspeakable cosmic horror. You know, the guy who's been dominating the news these past five long years.
Whoever did the "SEAL TEAM SUX" emblem, thank you, that was a crack up!!!
The show is literally always better when Evie is there. Stephen is always great but even better when his wife is there smiling from ear to ear and laughing. It's like every bit of it is just for her and I love that he made a point to compliment her during the show. Evie is clearly his muse.
When you have to call yourself elite, it kinda means you’re not.
Any man who must say he is the king, is no true king
Haven’t they been using “elite” as a bad thing all along? You know, the coastal elites
Miko would like to have a word with you
Elite Stroke Force is a division of the new Space Farce.
@@lilsammich8252 ROFLMAO 🤣😂🤣😅
Rudy wasn't sweating, it was actually a demon trying to leave his body.
where the FLY
In fact, Rudy's own neurons have found a way out through his hair.
That demon is still in there
Giggles 😄
True words
My brain automatically inserted the Trans-Siberian Orchestra as a backdrop to "Cranberry sauce".
I love how Stephen Colbert is so nerdy he's making Lovecraft references about Cthulhu
Yes! I was thinking that same thing
Lovecraft has been a part of pop culture for a while at this point u nerd
“Phantom of the Sex Shop” pretty much describes the whole of GOP these days.
I love how much Stephen loves his wife
“Rudy tried a new hair dye, but his head is challenging the results.” LMAO
"Rudy got a bad batch of 'Just for Henchman,' Evidently he had his hair styled at Jiffy Lube. Rudy dyed his hair, but his head is challenging the results." Burn. & hillarious cuz it's true.
😂😂😂
epic comment XD 🏆
I adore how Stephen overtly expresses his love and admiration of his wife Evy. It makes him so irresistable!!! I also find it so wonderful hiw Evy laughs at Stephen's corny (and often, brilliant) jokes! 😂😘
"Have yourself another spoon of gravy... let your heart just die." That will live rent-free in my head for literally the rest of my life.
Ok but actually, who else kinda wants a Jon Batiste Thanksgiving carols album now?
We don't even have Thanksgiving in Australia but I was loving that!
It is hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yam Jams sounded ridiculous until he started performing, then it sounded great.
@Patrick Fischer not kinda! Want! Want! Want! i am downloading this video already...
That one about the baby niece was pretty dark though😳😳😳😳😳.
Omg- Evvie makes me laugh even harder- best audience ever!! Better than the whole Ed Sullivan theatre
love hearing your wife giggling in the background!
Hahahaha sweating Merlot 🍷 . That giggling is hilarious 😂
Jon's face during "Cranberry sauce, cranberry sauce, cranberry sauce, cranberry sauce..."
Rudy's mind is fried but Four seasons landscaping has gotten a million dollars in free advertising.😀
Make America rake again!!
@@mathildewesendonck7225 that was awesome, these guys were very cleaver to take advantage of the whole fiasco.
"To uphold the Constitution". The same one that Trump has shredded and ignored for 4 years? That one?
Yea that one
Democrats will celebrate the steal at noon on January 20th. Republicans are acting stupid.
@@theblade9024 no steal, just a win, fair and square. but if con45 did win, there would be no mention of a steal, illegal? votes or any rigging except for don-con45 claiming the opponent stole votes in states where he lost. what's mentally wrong with someone who can not admit he lost??!!? imo that's dementia right there.
So Covfefe is actually Cthulhu's older brother.
Covfefe fhtagn!!! ^^
Hearing Evie's laugh in the background is the best part!
I would buy that yam jams album. You're sitting on a gold mine here.
"The Road from the White House" segment should include: "The Road From the White House TO THE BIG HOUSE"
I LOOOOOOOVE hearing his wife in the back ground laughing...it makes me laugh even more...I LOVE IT!!!!!🤣💙💙💙I’m gonna find that one day😍😍🙏🏽
Rudy's dyed his hair but his head is challenging the results. This one had me cracking real hard.
To me, it looks like the putrification process of decomposition where the body fluids leak out every orifice.
They're having a run off
"It looks like his hair is dying." That was so stupid, but so funny. 🤣
And he said it with such glee! 😂
If you hired a lawyer that’s quoting his favorite movies as his legal argument maybe you hired the wrong lawyer.
Especially if he doesn't even remember the movie correctly lol. The old lady couldn't see because her glasses were not strong enough for her declining eyesight lol.
Here is the scene he is talking about:
th-cam.com/video/wsG1_wahKVc/w-d-xo.html
Fun fact though, My Cousin Vinny is actually a fairly accurate movie law wise (Though not entirely accurate in some instances):
th-cam.com/video/a1I7QBCHqng/w-d-xo.html
“Rudy dyed his hair, but his head is challenging the results” 😂
Thankful for you - Stephen Colbert ! Yam Jams - hilarious.
When your lawyer starts using movies as legal precedents it’s time to stop.
One of these times you’re actually going to summon something!
"This is an elite strike force team..."
Jesus... how can she say that with a straight face?!
Colbert missed the very obvious election-hair joke: IT WAS A RUNOFF 😂😂
Boom boom!
Dang. That one really was funny. A run off!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FANTASTIC!!!!!! AsianMacaron for the win! 😂
Leave the comedy to Stephen ;)
“He continues to pursue his strong legal argument of ‘But I don’t wanna.’”
That’s a beautifully succinct, yet comprehensive, report of the situation.
AND YOU CANT MAKE ME... CUE THE BOOBOO LIP!
I think we actually CAN make him, though... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.
His hair is like Georgia, it's in a Run-Off.
No one can Nerd like Stephen can! It really has substance..Lol Thank the Gods for this man!
Not hair dye. That's the black ooze that occupies the space where his soul should be.
You mean his brain, right?
I’ll go with soulless. His brain was given to the scarecrow!
It’s what happens after you make your 10th horcrux.
that was actually really funny
It's stale garmonbozia