Guarantee you he got kill cammed with a throwing knife, everyone dogged him in the office, and homie said, "Never again!!" Before pulling off this shit 😂😂
Like literally, roll up, kidnap you, and drop you into a lobby of some bombed out hotel with the actual Seal team 6 talking bout, "This is your new recruit. We found him when he got 20 kills that one time on MW2."🤣🤣
I have zero problems playing against sweats in any game. I just hate playing the same players over n over. Id be just as bored if it's sbmm is reversed. I want to stomp noobs and get schooled by sweats and learn from them. Also in games with protective bracket for low levels, I would play like barely 3 protective bracket games when usually its until ur level 10 which takes way more just to get the basics down (because you dont start piano lessons with intermidiate music). Then I go into the normal matchmaking slammer where i get stomped by barely avg players and much better players knowing im just trash at first because I dont need to be handheld as long as i have the basics. I love having a variety of players and lobbies. But to pro sbmm players that think we just wanna stomp noobs all day, I can say some sbmm haters are like that XD. But many of us including me arnt
It’s a lesson I learned in overwatch 2: if you have a good game, like a REALLY good game, call it there. Because the next game is going to make you question why you ever picked up the controller
i feel that since i to play OW2 if i get even the slightest sweaty filled pitty win the next matches are against top 500 and im only a bronze to silver player
HOLY HELL, why'd the game devs come for you so hard like that?! I half expected the skit to end with one of them kicking the door down and slapping him in the face.
Me with Fortnite rn. They pumped me up to Gold III because I know where to hide until there's only 5 people left, and now I'm getting one-shotted by people carrying Mythic class weapons, like, the fuck was I supposed to do against that when all I have is Rare weapons?
Best part about this it isn't just cod, it's every single fps nowadays, opponents playing as if their family is held hostage meanwhile I'm just trying to relax
Not even just FPS games. I got matched against Challenger players (literal top 300) four times in one week in normal draft (unranked queue) in League of Legends. I'm Emerald (top 10% or so). I got absolutely rolled every time.
This is how i learned my lesson when I first played OW2 with my friends. If you have a good game, an insanely good game.. just call it quits. Once you pick up that controller, there's no going back
ending call reminds me of a guy back in my school he kept making fun of people saying they are unloved but its not true whatever they way is not true so dont listen to people like them and focus on you and you’ll get better on things
This is why I like fighting games that have local. I don’t have to hear a mofo like this in my ear trying to take my fun away from me and if I am hearing anything like this, it’s from my friends I’m beating tf out of with combos 😂
My words that I have learned throughout my 5 years of being of Florida cannot describe how relatable this is bro i bought the battle pass cuz it was cool and now I have to get them cod points and cosmetics in 8 days before the battle pass ends in on 50%
Man. I felt like a god playing on my ps5 when the game first dropped. 13 years of hardcore lobby stints and tough, TOUGH, TDM matches. Then the ranked system came out and i realized how bad i really am lmao.
man I love the quality you put in your vids especially your commitment to your roles in vid I thought I been subscribe just did keep up the work Road to a mill!
Before they did that wipe of the classes and perk kits I didn’t mind getting put in these upper skill lobbies. I had class that made people actually say “I shot at him first and still lost.” Now I can’t remember the right configuration and am always lacking
That activision employee obviously had a traumatic childhood 😂
Right? That shit was way too specific.
Straight facts just because he was trash he like finally my chance to punish you
Either that, or he just wants to watch the world burn.
Fr
Guarantee you he got kill cammed with a throwing knife, everyone dogged him in the office, and homie said, "Never again!!" Before pulling off this shit 😂😂
That activision employee was taking out some of that overworked and underpaid anger 😂
😂😂😂
The insane gaslighting
You drop 20 kills on accident and they drop you into a lobby with seal team 6
I downloaded mw2 just to play with people at work, it took 3 nights for me to uninstall the game and never play it again. Luckily i didn't buy it
Like literally, roll up, kidnap you, and drop you into a lobby of some bombed out hotel with the actual Seal team 6 talking bout, "This is your new recruit. We found him when he got 20 kills that one time on MW2."🤣🤣
istg, I stopped playing ranked.
💀💀💀
"We got em, move in"
Plot twist: The guy that he sniped was actually the person on the phone
Damn. Puberty hit way too hard on that kid
...honestly makes far too much sense 😅
Pulled his ip like they used to do in bo2
“This is skill based matchmaking you are not allowed to have any enjoyment of life”💀💀
“Your here to suffer and be depressed” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Shut TF up and play"
"Before shit get critical"
I have zero problems playing against sweats in any game. I just hate playing the same players over n over. Id be just as bored if it's sbmm is reversed. I want to stomp noobs and get schooled by sweats and learn from them.
Also in games with protective bracket for low levels, I would play like barely 3 protective bracket games when usually its until ur level 10 which takes way more just to get the basics down (because you dont start piano lessons with intermidiate music). Then I go into the normal matchmaking slammer where i get stomped by barely avg players and much better players knowing im just trash at first because I dont need to be handheld as long as i have the basics. I love having a variety of players and lobbies.
But to pro sbmm players that think we just wanna stomp noobs all day, I can say some sbmm haters are like that XD. But many of us including me arnt
Mals trying to convince us he isn't that good. 💀
The COD employee basically just made it his personal mission to tell you its a skill issue
The cod employee basically just wow
The most unrealistic part of this video is the CoD devs feeling like they need to explain to you why they’re fucking you over…
someone need to give this man an acting contract
"Technically 4 kills but my fault og" 💀💀💀
I love how he missed such an easy standstill target and just because he hit the easy target at the 2nd shot he immediatly gets put in a faze lobby XD
It’s a lesson I learned in overwatch 2: if you have a good game, like a REALLY good game, call it there. Because the next game is going to make you question why you ever picked up the controller
i feel that since i to play OW2 if i get even the slightest sweaty filled pitty win the next matches are against top 500 and im only a bronze to silver player
That’s me in a CTGo lobby, just had a good game, get dropped in a lobby with the top 10 players!!! 😅
HOLY HELL, why'd the game devs come for you so hard like that?!
I half expected the skit to end with one of them kicking the door down and slapping him in the face.
"how bout you get online and you get fiddled with"
-MalsWRLD 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mal: Why did the game just kick me out?
Uncle Rukus: READ N**GA, READ!!!
"Well, well, well 👴🏻"
Crazy how accurate this is other than the call
That employee for sure used to be kid that got bodied in the lobbies 💀
OMG this guy keeps getting better and better🤣🤣🤣
“I am one digit away from your SSN. Shut tf up and play before s*** get critical.”🤣
"So we're gonna put you in a lobby with FaZe...."
"Wait, what?!"
"Ya FaZe, Optic......"
😂
That had me weak😂
@@KT74406 water out my nose bro. I started drinking at the wrong time. 🤣
Different tiers:
Casual
Streamer
Professional
Sweaty
Invested in the company
And GET OUTTA MA HOUSE WITH THAT TRASH!!!
"I am 1digit off from your SSN" that's a menacing statement if I've ever heard one
Him being a digit away from having his ssn 2 minutes after calling is insane
That employee was venting, his voice had some spite behind it😂
You getting cooked and blackmailed by the GM is absolutely hilarious to me.
The fake reason for skill best match making: to make it fair
The Real Reason: they think your the next Bugha or Clix
"Handsome black individual" peak censoring
I loved this was amazing and I want to say stay awesome and have a good rest of the day and keep putting smiles on peoples faces
Love your content keep up the great work
This is what your friend imagines when you win and tell them "Skill issue."
That employee was on some demon timing, he must be working through his depression arc.
Bruh when he started crying😂😂😂😂
It doesn't get more true than this 😭😭😭
“I am one digit away from your SSN.”
The subtitles subbing out nigga is hilarious. Fellow Bretheren 😂
The activation employee is tweaking! Bro has that Mappa worker rage😂😂😂😂
Me with Fortnite rn.
They pumped me up to Gold III because I know where to hide until there's only 5 people left, and now I'm getting one-shotted by people carrying Mythic class weapons, like, the fuck was I supposed to do against that when all I have is Rare weapons?
my boy isnt just projecting, he the whole damn hologram
"this (handsome black individual)" 🤣
That employee was seriously working through some shit right now. lol
This is above 100% accuracy
The man acting is so funny 😂, the way he do shout
"This (handsome black individual) said have fun"
Bruh 😂😂
"Beating up on little boys is fun to you?" Yes.....yes it is. 😆😆 Mal ain't ready for that demon time response 🤣
the trash talk after upping your level and it not adjusting after to bring you back down is so real
The employee just went back to the MW2 days at the end ngl
Meanwhile in DMZ: People camping spawn and exfils with snipers
Activision: This is fine
Best part about this it isn't just cod, it's every single fps nowadays, opponents playing as if their family is held hostage meanwhile I'm just trying to relax
Not quake series, halo unreal tournament and team fortress series
Not even just FPS games. I got matched against Challenger players (literal top 300) four times in one week in normal draft (unranked queue) in League of Legends. I'm Emerald (top 10% or so). I got absolutely rolled every time.
Yo normally have it loud, and clear enough for me to understand what you're saying, but this still helps alot.
This is how i learned my lesson when I first played OW2 with my friends. If you have a good game, an insanely good game.. just call it quits. Once you pick up that controller, there's no going back
I just realized that employee knew the player, the kid and everyone else in the lobby. That’s scarily accurate
ending call reminds me of a guy back in my school he kept making fun of people saying they are unloved but its not true whatever they way is not true so dont listen to people like them and focus on you and you’ll get better on things
This is why I like fighting games that have local. I don’t have to hear a mofo like this in my ear trying to take my fun away from me and if I am hearing anything like this, it’s from my friends I’m beating tf out of with combos 😂
all fighting games have sbmm
The accuracy of Skill base match making is on point. It’s painful playing COD cuz of it
This is really very good love it man 2:34 😊
2:36 man is about to crack over the phone emotionally, holy shiiiit. xD So glad i found your videos, you have not disappointed.
This is my *EVERYDAY* Life and I hate it…
1:59 bro, I felt what he said in my soul 😭😂
Elite smash has me in a chokehold for literal hours sometimes
You had me doing the Windex laugh with this one.
That employee definitely taking this shit personally 😂. Beating 10yr old , that's my kind of petty
My words that I have learned throughout my 5 years of being of Florida cannot describe how relatable this is bro i bought the battle pass cuz it was cool and now I have to get them cod points and cosmetics in 8 days before the battle pass ends in on 50%
“Sometimes you crush them, sometimes they crush you, with a whole bunch of games in between that are fairly balanced”
-Russian Badger
How on earth can he play a game for the first time and seems like he had so many years of experience.
Bro that employee really thinks he's lowtiergod😭😭😭
2:13 Complete tonal shift here. From concerned to suspect in a flash
Man. I felt like a god playing on my ps5 when the game first dropped. 13 years of hardcore lobby stints and tough, TOUGH, TDM matches.
Then the ranked system came out and i realized how bad i really am lmao.
Halo ODST music go hard
Dude - off-topic and not gonna lie, the ODST music brought back some memories.
😭
13secs in and I thought I was getting another ad 😭
"What did it take for you to reach salvation " "I had to nerf myself"
Bro speaking directly to my heart
😂😂😂😂 That employee decided to end with your enjoyment. Once and for all 😂😂😂
If someone talks about having my SSN I'm getting their IP address and we throwing hands
This is the same employee who got really pissed off at that one guys extensive food order on the Employees know you video
MalsWRLD deserves more subs and likes
Natural follow up would be everyone pressuring him to be the guy he used to be, all John Wick style.
Holy shit the amount of layers in this video lmao.
Bro I feel like that kid dad works at Activision, and bro on the phone was that dad.
man I love the quality you put in your vids especially your commitment to your roles in vid I thought I been subscribe just did keep up the work Road to a mill!
Unwanted and unloved in every way possible is CRUCIAL
"Beating up little kids is fun to you?!"
Me who was that little kid getting smoked in MW2
"Yes."
That halo music made the scene perfect 😂
when one of the mw2 players from back in the day get a job at sony
Buddy on the phone slipped Snoop Dogg in there real smooth 😂😂😂😂😂 THIS IS WHY I RETIRED FROM COD🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂
Before they did that wipe of the classes and perk kits I didn’t mind getting put in these upper skill lobbies. I had class that made people actually say “I shot at him first and still lost.” Now I can’t remember the right configuration and am always lacking
Nobody gone talk about this man having a 20 round mag in that AK74u??👀🤦🏾♂️🤣
Bruh that made me think because this happened to Me on three separate occasions. 😂😂😂 KD Dropped dramatically like WTH 🤦🏾♂️
if this isnt the most accurate video ive seen all day
"That guy you killed was a child 10 years old thats fun to you?"
Me: yes *with the michel jordan stare*
This is really awesome
Bro you NEVER miss
"Stfu and play before shit get critical"😂😂😂
Meanwhile I’m out here still playing For Honor getting teams that either dominate or get absolutely slaughtered
Loved the ODST music in a vid based on COD.
Get this man more followers Goddammit 😂
"My (felllow breathren)" killed me.
same, but in clash if clans.
like in hell am i ( a 420 medals) fighting a 620 medal dude?!
Keep up the excellent content brother I know 2024 you bout to go crazy
"Handsome black individual" 🤣🤣
"how bout you get online and you get fiddled with this time".
Literally why I stopped after "Modern Warfare"