8:29 "So, what are we talking? Rat patrol?" "Rat?" "Rat Patrol?" "No, no. Rat patrol?" "Rat patrol?" "He's not a rat." "Rat patrol, got it" "He's not a rat." "Okay, he's just a rat, got it. Rat patrol?" "No, no, he's not a rat. He's just a rat." "Okay, rat not a rat, got it. So, what are we talking? *Rat patrol?* " "No, no, he's not a rat." "Not a rat, got it." "Are you sure?" "So, what are we talking, rat patrol?" "No, he's not a rat." "Rat patrol? Got it." *Dies*
10:12 Walt: “Kill him, Jack, Kill him now!” Jack: “I shouldn’t.” Walt: “Do it!” Jack: [Shoots Hank] Walt: [Becomes sad despite asking for Jack to kill him] Saul: “That’s what the kids call Epic Fail.”
The funniest part to me is, Walter encouraging Jack to kill Hank after he just claimed to be the smartest guy ever and calling Walter stupid, is actually kinda in-character for Walt.
I can’t believe Walter would try and stop Uncle Jack from doing his job as an exterminator, he was just trying to do eat patrol. This is the moment that Walter became a truly irredeemable monster and also Heisenberg.
How is this not viral!! I love to share humor with other people that get my sense of humor…. I have been known to bellylaugh out loud for five minutes alone in the house. From something I imagined was funny. And from videos like this good job creative person who made these!! For this I will subscribe and like!!!
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many pillows I make in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop knitting? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and buys a pillow, and you think that it is me? No. I am the one who talks!
Today I learned that having the talking pillow is the key to power, that asking for a hamburger is a major deal breaker, that everyone has fugged Hank, and that Gus Fring is everyone and everywhere.
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The amount of times I've started with a sheesh and ended up with a FoOoF is so many I've lost count
happens to the best of us
billions, with a B
even if i told you you wouldn’t believe it
Why the long faces 🥚
I’m the one who gave u 500 likes
What are we talking rat 🐀 patrol?
Hank patrol? 🥁
*No he’s not a rat*
@Hiranya Silva so what we talking rat patrol
Forget it...
@@Xpwnxage epic fail
The idea that Jesse just found out what happened to Jesus and he’s just pissed about it is hilarious
5:00-5:25 is Walt describing breaking bad.
1+2+2-1+2+1-2+2-1+1+2-1+2+2+-
@Nacho Walt jr
Breaking walks
1:10
We've all been there in life
Too many times
Hank? What the hell are you saying?
@@XpwnxageLook at it this way, okay? AhNoUmeNopt. Get what I'm saying?
@@XpwnxageLook at it this way: ñyæpßuwansh Leræbushea bæri
@@edortagarcia2809I get what you’re saying.
3:00 the most magnificent joke ever said
This is the exact moment Mike became Dr. Ock
lol i was dead
😂👌
Now NA NA
@I Mikkee
5:25 - So 5 steps forward.. sounds like progress to me
And then 2 steps back
@@kaywire6099 And 2 steps forward, and 1 step back
@@tylerchambers6246 I got the talking pillow
i think 6
pretty accurate to the plot of the show tbh
8:23.... holy shit I pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣
that was hilarious
“I fucked *HANK.*
*breaking bad plays*
Me too!
*breaking bad plays*”
*Me too!* *Breaking bad intro music*
8:29
"So, what are we talking? Rat patrol?"
"Rat?"
"Rat Patrol?"
"No, no. Rat patrol?"
"Rat patrol?"
"He's not a rat."
"Rat patrol, got it"
"He's not a rat."
"Okay, he's just a rat, got it. Rat patrol?"
"No, no, he's not a rat. He's just a rat."
"Okay, rat not a rat, got it. So, what are we talking? *Rat patrol?* "
"No, no, he's not a rat."
"Not a rat, got it."
"Are you sure?"
"So, what are we talking, rat patrol?"
"No, he's not a rat."
"Rat patrol? Got it."
*Dies*
Some Breaking Bad fans be like: 4:25
underated
Every breaking bad fan*
@@bungiecrimes7247 Walt is so much worse
@upyoursdotcom And?
@@nikhiliyengar People act like Skylar is the fucking devil and then worship Walt
7:28 “where is the talking pillow” I would’ve died
"You gave the Talking Pillow to TED BENEKE?!?!"
4:28 _"Billions. With a B."_
"Knock knock."
"Who?"
"Mike."
"Who the hell is M--"
"MIKE COCK"
*laughs in S4E11 Crawl Space*
The fact that I wouldn't have gotten this joke this just 2 days ago
"You got me"
@@based8502 I'm the SAUAS
@@tStevester83 I'm the man who sucked hanks penis
@@tStevester83 im the man who sucked hank's penis
5:56 WHO KNEW THIS GUYS *COUSIN*
7:08
“you might wanna hold off.”
“yeah? why?”
“because i’ve got the talking pillow now.”
“fine. i’m sorry.”
“i want a hamburger.”
“no”
“please please!”
“no” *shoots walt*
Epic fail
R.I.P wetler wit
Baby Blue plays
That's canon
GOD DAMN YOU
1:20
God Hank is so helpful
Helped me out a lot. Been using that logic ever since
1:52 Excellent edit.
"You're scared of a little PooSy"
That’s why they call him A-Sex Schrader 😳😳😳😳😳
Ballsack Schrader
5 months late but ball-sack schrader
@Defone fan well I’m telling you we got a bun in the oven
@I Because it’s my cut
Ballsack Shaver 🪒
"I can't tell you the amount of times I started with a shish and ended up with a foof"
"Hank what the hell are you saying"
" *b o o m* "
3:19 WhaT KiNd oF RaT TaLks To EgGmAn
RaTaToUr
"If you believe there's a hell, Skyler is pretty much going there right"
💯💯💯❤❤❤
4:36 Bro speaks “🎵”
10:04
c'mon just stick it in there
5:34 I wholeheartedly agree with that
2:35
hi, i'm sus gog
7:27 Skylar gave Walts NFTs to Gustavo
4:57 would’ve been perfect to include the horrible bald cap from el Camino
The fact that he rolled up to his crib bumpin the cartel’s song bout clippin his ass 😂
So I did the math on the steps.
1+2-2+1+2-1+2-2-1+2+1-2+1+2-1
They've taken 6 steps forward.
Crazy shit
Not bad progress
1:21 hank speaks albanian
10:12
Walt: “Kill him, Jack, Kill him now!”
Jack: “I shouldn’t.”
Walt: “Do it!”
Jack: [Shoots Hank]
Walt: [Becomes sad despite asking for Jack to kill him]
Saul: “That’s what the kids call Epic Fail.”
The funniest part to me is, Walter encouraging Jack to kill Hank after he just claimed to be the smartest guy ever and calling Walter stupid, is actually kinda in-character for Walt.
"If you believe there's a hell, Skylar is going there right?"
"I'm the one who get a talking pillow now" is so seamless ngl
The part where hanks face changes from one to the other made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣
It scared the shit out of me lol
@@eyelesscrown7346 🤣
I fucking lost it at "Jesse, Essej" 😂
"how many more people are going to die?"
"Billions. With a B."
Los Pollos Hermanos has fallen.
What happened to Jesus is a tragedy! 😭
And it tears my ass
that back and forth between Walt and Mike absolutely killed me lmao
How has this not got millions of views? This is fucking fantastic
Billions, with a B.
Some of the jokes could be shorter
7:00
"You might wanna hold off."
"Yeah? Why?"
"Because I'm your boss. You're fired!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"No-"
"PLEASE!"
SHUTUP
@@desktopdimwit6928You might wanna hold off
@@Jalen_wilki
*CLICK* *click* *ᶜˡᶦᶜᵏ*
Why?
*Click* *Click* *Click* "Why?"
@@DoctressCalibrator Because I'VE got the talking pillow now.
"rat, not a rat - got it" - 8:51 that destroyed me.
3:24 RATATOUILLE
*Rat patrol?*
@@brodyking7095 RAT PATROL
So, what are talking Hank patrol?
9:40
"Sorry Man, Rat Patrol"
"It's Hank!"
"So what are we talking, Hank Patrol?"
*ba dum tss*
watched this 3 times in 1 week. i love how you incorporate little storylines into the vids. greatest breaking bad youtube pooper i ever knew
9:01 grows his hair back then shoots him😂
One of my favorite ytps by far, that whole exchange between Mike and Walt is just great.
"I'll give you JESSEEEE!"
7:09
Best part
0:24 The way Hank just turns to Walt after saying just sends me over the edge everytime I swear
Hank saying "You don't know how many times I started with a sish" I felt that
The rat patrol bit killed me
So, what are we talkin “Hank” patrol?
😀
same ☠️
so what are we talkin,, @SORO_Thomas_ patrol?
@@Warp_Portal rat patrol
So what are we talkin rat patrol?
The "where is the monke?" Part had me rolling for some reason.
the "why" part had me laughing so hard i literally couldnt breathe
So silly yet I kept bursting into laughter. I can say this cuz I have the talking pillow now.
9:45 I like how he thought he was own joke was funny
this is by far the best breaking bad related ytp i have ever seen. great job!
You haven't seen Tuco Fucking Dies?
I can’t believe Walter would try and stop Uncle Jack from doing his job as an exterminator, he was just trying to do eat patrol. This is the moment that Walter became a truly irredeemable monster and also Heisenberg.
Rat patrol
5:03 ends up being 4 steps forward
pretty sure it was 6
@@ehwhynot7631 I counted again and still count four
@@ayoitscat that’s what i got
I got 5
@@TheDarkSideOfTheForce five dollars
This is the moment Walter's ass became an onion
We need rocks. They're minerals! 5:31
"cocks, that's what we need"
"that's what we need."
COCKS
if only Gus broke the absolute dad joke of Ratatouille to Hector he probably would still be alive
So what are we talking rat patrol?
0:39 Bro! My headphones were at full volume! WTF!? 🤣
Rat Patrol
No he's not a rat!
I’m literally crying laughing at that “Two steps forward, one step back” bit at 2AM
1:38 is what keeps me coming back to this
5:00 to summarize it's 5 steps forward xD
These are so good they def should get more recognition
To the guy who marked each noise cancer segment as a sponsor in SponsorBlock - you are a hero.
1:53,2:54,4:34,5:28,7:13,8:06"I've got the talking pillow now..."
Honorable mention: 0:54
at 0:36 when hank immediately jumps from smiling like a goofball to wearing the death face, and the music changes, i died lol
it becomes earraep, and i still laugh every time it happens
Yess 😂
Like why did he just pop outta nowhere? 😂
My favorite thing about BB ytps is when Waltuh frantically yells "JESSEEEEE".
3:56 when you are arguing with someone who doesnt hold back
"Why did you stay up til 3 am?"
Me: 10:21
Dad: 10:23
Why is it totally in character for Walter to be listening to Negro Y Azul in his car? 😂
«C'mon, you want me to beg? Just stick in there»
Vince Gilligan's dialogue is absolutely genius
6:13 walter white is cave johnson confirmed
3:17
"I'm Gus Fring"
"HOOOOO"
4:26 if you believe there’s a hell, Skyler is going there right?
“Look at it this way, okay, an-the-muh-men-ups. En-all-oo-sit, uh-rie.”
This is gold. 😂
2:46 I'm dying laughing "That's why I keep going to prison" with the point and everything.
“I AM THE ONE who has the talking pillow.”
The moment Walter White became Pillowberg
How is this not viral!! I love to share humor with other people that get my sense of humor…. I have been known to bellylaugh out loud for five minutes alone in the house. From something I imagined was funny. And from videos like this good job creative person who made these!! For this I will subscribe and like!!!
I feel like I'm watching TH-cam in 2014
"What are we talkin? Rat control?"
*HAAAAAAAAH!!!!*
6:06 I love how all the guys he knows just knows his parents
The transitions have me dying 😭😭😭😭
I rewatch this every once in a while this is such a good ytp
6:58 you might wanna hold off, because I’m your boss
The thought that Walter is listening to a song about killing him in his car is hilarious
Me and my friends quote the Rat Patrol a lot
4:07 JESSEESSEJ
LMAO 😆
What happened to Jesus was a tragedy.
random kids for no reason: 3:29
Walt saying “why” ?
ah I hate it when I start with a shesh. but it always pays off when I end up with a fuf
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many pillows I make in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop knitting? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and buys a pillow, and you think that it is me? No. I am the one who talks!
4:57
Today I learned that having the talking pillow is the key to power, that asking for a hamburger is a major deal breaker, that everyone has fugged Hank, and that Gus Fring is everyone and everywhere.
I love how a happy show has a depressed fan base and breaking bad a depressing show has the funniest fan base
0:55 very helpful hank advice
2:35 very helpful saul advice
Hank: *speaks Simlish*
Hank: You get what I'm saying?
Mike: Just what the hell was that exactly?
Walt: You might wanna back off.
Mike: Yeah...? Why?
Walt: Because I HAVE THE TALKING PILLOW NOW
so what are we talking, rat patrol?
@Golden Brine *G O D D A M N Y O U*