The Warrior Code...Badly Translated! (THIS VIDEO NEEDS JESUS)

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  • @razor5764
    @razor5764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    I thought it said "Elders and kits must be fed apprentices and warriors."
    We're gonna pretend I didn't see that

  • @c130.
    @c130. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    PSA: *STOP BREEDING IN THE BADGER DENS PEOPLE*

    • @cal1925
      @cal1925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @somebodyoncetoldmeitsyourp8265
      @somebodyoncetoldmeitsyourp8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NEVER - bramble claw the patrol guy

    • @Derpatron111
      @Derpatron111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I CANT BREATHE

    • @Juanfilipe766
      @Juanfilipe766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The more I think about this the more it is that something is very wrong with it.

  • @scolidae
    @scolidae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    *The house was destroyed. Thanks to starclan for the rest of your life.*
    Google translate, do you need a break?

    • @peidongchen8895
      @peidongchen8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Khimlin Kalavity really? Lol

    • @cheesefries1366
      @cheesefries1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you StarClan

    • @jellycloudz_
      @jellycloudz_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no I made it 666 likes help

    • @jinx_76
      @jinx_76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      have a kit kat

    • @firecatinblack
      @firecatinblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you starclan 🤩

  • @cloudlion1610
    @cloudlion1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Petition for google translate to write a Warriors book.

  • @whoissharkk
    @whoissharkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    *Say goodbye to your family and life..*
    -Google Translate 2019

    • @StardustKnight_
      @StardustKnight_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Duolingo Bird couldn’t have said it better.

    • @icaruslangley1378
      @icaruslangley1378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly it basically describes the reason for all warrior deaths

    • @emotionalwreck9633
      @emotionalwreck9633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait did dulingo take over Google translate

    • @whoissharkk
      @whoissharkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emotionalwreck9633 Maybe so

    • @peidongchen8895
      @peidongchen8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, wow

  • @schmidsterNAE
    @schmidsterNAE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    " s a y g o o d b y e t o y o u r f a m i l y a n d l i f e " i couldnt stop laughing lmao

  • @walnut-kitto
    @walnut-kitto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    the warrior code if it was written by Erin Hunter at 4:30AM on a monday when the deadline is also Monday.

    • @hehehdbejwneeieuiwkf5918
      @hehehdbejwneeieuiwkf5918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oml

    • @aurorashelton4679
      @aurorashelton4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO 😂

    • @walnut-kitto
      @walnut-kitto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @TheLegalRoZe I know. I said Erin Hunter because that's easier than just picking one of the Erins.

    • @planetvenus6135
      @planetvenus6135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walnut-kitto I read this comment at exactly 4:30

    • @splashyseas
      @splashyseas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@planetvenus6135 same lmao

  • @Schemingzy
    @Schemingzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Google translate is so fricking evil tho 😂
    . The soliders denied the kittens poor life
    . don't defend yourself from higher authority
    . *SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR LIFE*

    • @thisisagoodname3974
      @thisisagoodname3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh, and don't forget! *YOUR FUCKING HOUSE IS DESTROYED!!*

    • @82915
      @82915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thisisagoodname3974 SO THANK US.

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does ‘fight off all cats that come flying’ count?

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      t h e s o l d i e r s d e n i e d t h e p o o r k i t t e n ' s l i f e

    • @Sunnyflower179
      @Sunnyflower179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The house was destroyed. Thanks to StarClan for the rest of your life.

  • @princesstt9778
    @princesstt9778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "One night after receiving the letter, the guests were silent." Also, NO FIGHTING ON PURNIMA!

  • @sleepyscientistsage3615
    @sleepyscientistsage3615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    * IT HAS TO BE BAD EVERY DAY.* Fight off all the cats that come flying.
    Best quote ever.

  • @Lolguy-qr6ty
    @Lolguy-qr6ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    *it has to be bad every day. Fight off the cats who are flying*
    Random cat: “why is fireheart doing a bombing run on riverclan?”
    Bluestar: “look in the warrior code. Now I must go do a strafing run on shadowclan”
    *bluestar proceeds to fly off towards shadowclan*

    • @superhappygamer1162
      @superhappygamer1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ...

    • @cac_deadlyrang
      @cac_deadlyrang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      **star wars music intensifies**

    • @TANGL3_BURR
      @TANGL3_BURR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I should make a meme of this. XD Thanks for the idea even though this is like 4 years ago!

  • @flurryhowl9277
    @flurryhowl9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "No warrior may neglect a kit in pain or danger, even if that kit is from another Clan."
    ... *slowly looks at shadowclan and berrykit*

    • @TheZincMaster-on1fy
      @TheZincMaster-on1fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mapleshade: hmm, why didn't you listen to that rule *_F R E C K L E W I S H ? !_*
      Frecklewish: STFU hoe
      Mapleshade: >:0

    • @bizzarehumanoid-1519
      @bizzarehumanoid-1519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We all know shadowclan is above the law

    • @katexx4
      @katexx4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frecklewish: lol

  • @timeforestproductions3838
    @timeforestproductions3838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Say goodbye to your family and your life I'm w h e e z i ng

  • @VentilianVexus
    @VentilianVexus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    And that folks is how Google ruined Firestars and Onestars relationship

  • @averageashfurkinnie9051
    @averageashfurkinnie9051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    This video needs starclan.

  • @flamingo7559
    @flamingo7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The one with fight off all flying cats made me laugh so hard that the water I was drinking came out of my nose .

  • @jetwingsdaydream
    @jetwingsdaydream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Tbh they sound like the kind of prophecies the erins come up with

    • @FeraMisty
      @FeraMisty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I swear the Erin's come up with prophecies by typing phrases into Google translate

    • @EraidFreefire
      @EraidFreefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD wouldn't be surprising? ^-^'

    • @cheesefries1366
      @cheesefries1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Prophecies: the cats must avoid copyright abusers tearing up the world

  • @blizzardblitx2760
    @blizzardblitx2760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Warriors books: Deputy
    Google Translate: R E P L A C E M E N T

  • @featherwhiskerfan629
    @featherwhiskerfan629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Any leader: I can relax now that I'm dead!
    Random cat: Actually-
    **leader reincarnates as baby**
    Leader: What am I?
    I w a n t t o b u i l d a w a l l s u d d e n l y

  • @fairycat23
    @fairycat23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I can't believe you rewrote the story of Theseus and the Labyrinth but with Dracula instead of the Minotaur, and you took out the Labyrinth and Ariadne, and you just _moved on as if it was nothing_ . Awesome!
    Also: "It has to be bad every day." That's what the Erins say when they plot out the next arc, haha.

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "It has to be bad every day."
      The Broken Code summarized in one sentence.

  • @fidgetnoodle4912
    @fidgetnoodle4912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “It has to be bad everyday”
    Warriors in a nutshell

  • @Callahan-me4evr
    @Callahan-me4evr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Quiet rage: makes a bad Google translate video
    Bad Google translate: let's just jump into it.

    • @aurorashelton4679
      @aurorashelton4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky Spark Okay. What is this even supposed to say?

    • @Callahan-me4evr
      @Callahan-me4evr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aurorashelton4679 what do you mean?

    • @aurorashelton4679
      @aurorashelton4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky Spark This comment makes ZERO sense

    • @Callahan-me4evr
      @Callahan-me4evr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aurorashelton4679 in what way?

  • @pureseaweed517
    @pureseaweed517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love of monsters amd men
    The song is called dirty paws

  • @PurgatoryProductions1
    @PurgatoryProductions1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I saw the notification for this and audibly said "Oh no"
    Then I clicked.

  • @catnipleaf8680
    @catnipleaf8680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Forget Jesus, this video needs a full-blown exorcism from god himself just to have any semblance of reason! 😂

  • @Pallastronomy
    @Pallastronomy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    It’s practically tradition for me to write long, drawn out Mapleshade township lore in here, so here y’all go. (You might wanna read the lore on the third badly translated warriors first so you know what the Irebulenem is)
    The first translation isn’t actually related to Mapleshade township, but to the cult of the Irebulenem. Sandgorse requires literal unholy levels of loyalty from his followers, and nothing can be prioritized above their alliance with the cult. He’s ready and willing to kill anyone he suspects. They also are legally obliged to not kill anyone of authority, and cannot defend themselves when a higher-up attacks them. They especially can’t defy authority during the time of the night battle. (Detailed later)
    The reason Badgerfang, Ravenpaw, and the other furries are scorned because of this next law. After all, if Badgerfang translated to “Brock Lover”, and Brock was Badgerfang’s fursona, there had to be some weird bestiality thing going on. Right?
    Very little know of the true meaning of the Irebulenem, but in truth, it is a package that must be fed. Believe it or not, the Irebulenem used to be Dracula. Every year, Dracula would send a letter to Motel Silverstream. The next night, the guests would die. One night, a cat ate garlic, and sacrificed themselves to seal him in a box. They now must feed it more garlic to keep it contained. Its feeding must be prioritized over the feeding of all other townsfolk and soldiers, otherwise it will break loose and wreak havoc on the town. That doesn’t make Sandgorse’s tyrannical rulership of the cult any more justified though.
    Opposing Sandgorse are the snails. They originally had intended to stop the cult, hating Sandgorse’s cruel methods of leadership, but soon, their leaders grew cruel and cold, and began to resort to threats of arson to keep their followers from turning on them.
    When leaders die, they become human. It’s said they will go on to be Vice Presidents in their next lives.
    The deputy chief of the town is decided by the town of Purnima, a group of winged cats living on the moon. When the deputy chief dies, the next one is decided. However, if the new deputy chief doesn’t have a coach, an event known as the night battle begins. Cats from Purnima (As well as their armies of mechanical bees) will leave the moon to attack cats on earth, to scorn them for note giving their deputy chief a coach. There are two rules. Every day has to be bad and any cat flying down from the moon must be fought. The third day of the night battle, the gathering of classes (Clan term for generations) is to occur on Purnima. During this, the two factions will split up to discuss tactics. Only cats from the same class may battle during this gathering. During the night battle, a cat from Purnima will be wearing a costume. All Purnimians must defend the costumed cat with their life, regardless of class. The first cat of Mapleshade Township to kill the costumed cat is declared the new deputy chief, and the night battle will end. The night battle is a gruesome sight to see. Some soldiers will even kill kittens found near the borders during a night battle, to spare them from the wrath of the Purnimians. Yikes.
    Edit: Honestly I could actually see warriors having to fight winged moon cats soon with the way the new series is going. Sure says a lot, doesn’t it?

    • @raritania7581
      @raritania7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_Shade_Township,_New_Jersey

    • @Pallastronomy
      @Pallastronomy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had no idea that was actually a thing. Wow. The translator actually made some sense translating Mapleshade.

    • @raritania7581
      @raritania7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fox_girl2425
      Why did you delete your Bluestar road comment?

    • @fox_girl2425
      @fox_girl2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's a road in NJ called *Bluestar road*

    • @raritania7581
      @raritania7581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fox_girl2425
      Are you referring to Blue Star Ln in Watchung?
      Edit; Drive not Lane.

  • @lilybean7112
    @lilybean7112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    why are there fan girls and soldiers in a camp of feral cats?!?!
    Me: 🤣😁😂😃😆😂😃🤣😃

    • @chang9576
      @chang9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm assuming that the fan girls want to see the warrior cats in real life, and the soldiers are there to restrict them

  • @WarriorLionstripe
    @WarriorLionstripe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Some could say that 16 is that the soldiers were in ‘denial’

    • @veeamazingtv3994
      @veeamazingtv3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She never translated a 16, only 15

    • @WarriorLionstripe
      @WarriorLionstripe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@veeamazingtv3994 My apologies! I did not realize that I put a 6 instead of a 5.

  • @insertunoriginalnamehere1300
    @insertunoriginalnamehere1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    *Meanwhile in Starclan*
    Firestar: The twolegs are poisoning us with some sort of "translator".
    Bluestar: What does it say?
    Firestar: I don't wanna tell.

    • @felipeaceituno2121
      @felipeaceituno2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bluestar: Tell me or else... I'll send you to the dark forset
      Firestar:Ok, WHERE THEY translate to horrbile thangs, and the warrior code changed!
      Bluestar:Tell me one rule THEY changed
      Firestar:It has to be bad everyday,fight off any cats that come flying
      Bluestar : 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧THUNDERSTAR SAVE US
      Firestar:There is more
      Bluestar:OOF one more
      Firestar:The house Was destroyed, thank starclan for your life
      Bluestar: O~O

    • @rainworld-obsessed-cat
      @rainworld-obsessed-cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@felipeaceituno2121 *SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR LIFE*

    • @felipeaceituno3937
      @felipeaceituno3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rainworld-obsessed-cat WTF?

    • @PatrickForsberg
      @PatrickForsberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@felipeaceituno2121 and then there is Nonsense like "the core of the sting is the code of war"

    • @Corpsemangle01
      @Corpsemangle01 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t forget to forget your family and your life. Scourge has teamed up with Sol. We are all BloodClan now!

  • @CatoftheStorm
    @CatoftheStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:50 cats flying through the air like birds? You mean Catwings? That was a fun series.

    • @IceFox606
      @IceFox606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CatoftheStorm or Fairy Tail XD

    • @QuietRage
      @QuietRage  5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Holy crap! I thought I was the only one in the world that knew about that! That was exactly the series I was referencing! Good job!

    • @ENGLivesAndZERO
      @ENGLivesAndZERO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OH MY GOD THE NOSTALGIA!!
      I remember reading that book in third grade!!

    • @EraidFreefire
      @EraidFreefire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have found my people! I rember reading it then forgetting the name then finding it again and overjoyed to read it again!

    • @liamwolfieruby
      @liamwolfieruby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved that series!

  • @averyhungrypigeon9996
    @averyhungrypigeon9996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The code in the books: reasonable and nonviolent
    The code in Google translate:
    *It's every cat for themselves these days*

  • @Carneroo_Backup
    @Carneroo_Backup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Oml yes you are Back 0o0
    And this is a crazy Google Translator

  • @xx_lone_wolf_xx207
    @xx_lone_wolf_xx207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    " It has to be bad everyday. Fight off all the cats that come flying " I couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @painbread8087
    @painbread8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "The soldiers denied the poor kitten's life"
    Google's drunk again!

    • @DragonloverWV
      @DragonloverWV ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahgit, who gave Google our beer in the fridge

  • @skyeshades6250
    @skyeshades6250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    7:09 I was thinking the leaders become "vice presidents" (or some sort of co-leader or something) for StarClan but uh that works too

    • @anannyak3720
      @anannyak3720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that they are reincarnated into a deputy

  • @xenoumbre3010
    @xenoumbre3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    _When Donald trump retires he will be vice president_

  • @deyaamaregaming3730
    @deyaamaregaming3730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me when she said "and their stingers inject this deadly venom"-
    *Queen wasp intensifies*

  • @Swiftsdragons
    @Swiftsdragons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Cats with wings is certainly a promising idea for a young adults series."
    Already done: Behold! The Dritten and Pega-cat.
    (Pega-cats have bird wings and talons... At least in my book series that I wish to publish)

    • @vrc24x
      @vrc24x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dritten?

  • @Funnyanimalperson
    @Funnyanimalperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Kill all cats that are flying"
    Squrirrelflight: AAAAAH AAAAH
    me: HERE'S JOHNNY

    • @n.o.7564
      @n.o.7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny? Who dat?
      Wait...do mean Johnny finally decided to stop eating sugar but he moved on to eating cats! It seem he favors the flying ones huh?
      But really tho what do you mean by "Johnny"? 0_0

  • @darkshadow9516
    @darkshadow9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “After the death or removal of the deputy chief,the deputy chief of the moon well be appointed.” Sounds like a prophecy

  • @eviatartovi705
    @eviatartovi705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I die laughing from these kinds of videos 😂😂😂😂
    Edit: you forgot the new one from bramblestar's storm

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can you screenshot that "No fighting on Purnima" and make merch of it, your character yelling included XD I would love to have that on a shirt

  • @renisgay9865
    @renisgay9865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm behind cuz I don't feel like reading. This video does need jesus. I really love watching Quiet Rage because all of her videos make me laugh.

  • @e.wincentsen4017
    @e.wincentsen4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The core of the sting is the code of war."
    (Listensnto steampunk explanation)
    Yep, everything changed when the fire nation attacked

  • @omeow2952
    @omeow2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God, this must be the Dark Forest Code

  • @voidnerdvs7660
    @voidnerdvs7660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The song you said is called “Dirty Paws”
    Also you need to write that story, I would totally read that war story.

  • @skyfirewolf7527
    @skyfirewolf7527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *One night after receiving the letter, the guests were silent*
    Yep, pretty much sums up Laurens Interlude + the Hamilton Fandom

  • @maxxum_jades5242
    @maxxum_jades5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ~looks out window~
    ~sees flying cat~ alright time to go back to sleep you are sick.

  • @taylorpalmer
    @taylorpalmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:54
    No one dressed as a superhero can ignore another costume or another costume being threatened by the enemy of the costume even if the costume is from a completely different franchise

  • @canislupus3572
    @canislupus3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The core of the sting is the code of war"
    Google. Are u ok?

  • @thediamondkittygamingmore6614
    @thediamondkittygamingmore6614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:51
    Thanks, I was already writing a book for Warriors but that's the little piece I was missing!

  • @n0brainjustvibes
    @n0brainjustvibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Say goodbye to your family and your life"... duolingo owl, is that you?

  • @fanofalmosteverything4658
    @fanofalmosteverything4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me listening to this for the 100th time:
    *Laughs as soon as i hear/read the first part*
    Say goodbye to your family and your life.

  • @atlaskanik
    @atlaskanik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you’re not English, then a coach is like a large private bus

  • @aetherdoesart9648
    @aetherdoesart9648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my gosh I freaking love that song. It’s called Dirty paws and it so good!
    Edit:
    It’s the bees that start the war I think..?

  • @AryaAnderson-op3ye
    @AryaAnderson-op3ye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Say goodbye to your family and life"
    Can someone please help my braincells grow back? Please?

  • @kathyyy33
    @kathyyy33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It has to be bad everyday. Fight off all the cats that come flying"
    BHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA I DIED LMAO

  • @immanoobyyeet8579
    @immanoobyyeet8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shadowclan: **Watching berrykit get his tail cut off in fox trap**

  • @amberthebeecat566
    @amberthebeecat566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The replacement as deputy
    OH My GOD

  • @batsnghostz
    @batsnghostz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Deputy Chief of the moon is my warriors AU about if Moonflower was deputy

  • @dyslexicfinch
    @dyslexicfinch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I almost *died* choking cuz i was lauping to hard

  • @mistywafers7623
    @mistywafers7623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “No hero can ignore a costume or a threatened costume, even if the costume is of a different character system”

  • @islaemily4762
    @islaemily4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    TH-cam:Quiet Rage uplodes video
    Me: falls out because so excited
    You are by far my favourite youtuber... I'm sorry pewdiepie 😪
    EDIT:OMG IM DIEING THIS VIDIO IS HILARIOUS!

  • @tara1982
    @tara1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the 3rd part of the warrior code, when I translated it I got:
    The elderly, mothers, cats, sick and injured need to be fed _STUDENTS_ and _VETERANS._ Without a permit, participants only receive food when on a hunting expedition to feed the elderly.

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google is a cannibal confirmed.

  • @multipleSpiders
    @multipleSpiders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    on the topic of flying cats, i think i got sitting removed from the warrior cats roblox game because i discovered that repeatedly sitting and unsitting made you fly

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There’s a kids’ book by Ursula Le Guin called Catwings. Its all illustrated really beautifully. It’s about a mother cat who lives in a dirty city. When she was pregnant with her kittens, she dreamed that there’d be a way for them to fly to a better life. When they were born they had wings and they end up flying to a farm and are taken care of by two kids. There are a couple sequels and they’re all good.

  • @HollyHummingbirdriver
    @HollyHummingbirdriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yesssssss! I love badly translated warriors!

  • @olfersisapotato8970
    @olfersisapotato8970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A few seconds into this video and I alreaady knew..... this video needed Jesus.

  • @Laura-e6q
    @Laura-e6q 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think the german translators used google translate cause sandpaw used to be called yellowpaw and sandstorm yellowwind but then in one of the last books of the first arc changed to sandstorm cause they actually got professional translators

  • @toxiccatron867
    @toxiccatron867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wonder if there is a translate to google, and this is actually where all this language is coming from

  • @danabinghammclaughlin919
    @danabinghammclaughlin919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay this is really good for writing prompts, in all honesty. I need to try this some time.

  • @kiko955
    @kiko955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video needs more than just Jesus it needs all of Heaven, StarClan, and all gods/goddesses.

  • @bitpika8087
    @bitpika8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CANT WAIT TILL NEXT BOOK OF BROKEN CODE

  • @MossyHollows
    @MossyHollows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree, dirty paws is one of the most amazing songs ever.

  • @S0meb0dy122
    @S0meb0dy122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "SaY gOoDbYe To YoUr FaMiLy AnD yOuR lIFe. ThEy CaN bE FrIeNdS wItH oThEr ClAnS, bUt FaMiLiEs NeEd LoYaLtY."
    WHEEEZE

  • @Letheblivi
    @Letheblivi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That ending should be the new plot for The Broken Code

  • @brendathevehicon
    @brendathevehicon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:21
    This one eerily has the unintended meaning that probably shouldn't have happened. As in, a deputy is sort of a replacement for the leader, as when the leader dies they replace them. Then uh.. you need to have the replacement's replacement to have a coach..?

  • @tawnypelt69420
    @tawnypelt69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    google translate is making some warriorcats dystopian au and i love it

  • @el1jah421
    @el1jah421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I now bless you with the presents of Jesus.

  • @badlycroppedpuppy
    @badlycroppedpuppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i needed a warriors channel with swearing, it makes it 10 times better! nice vids :D

  • @Peyton_S
    @Peyton_S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hell ya! Your back! Love your videos!!
    Btw you should react to the whole Spider-Man situation between Sony and Disney

  • @nerdygal6133
    @nerdygal6133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I tried this and in order I got
    1: Protect your race, At least for the rest of your life. It may be a cat friend of a different kind, but your faith will be with your family, for one day you may encounter a war
    2: do not attack others
    3: in front of parents, queens or injured paroxysm students and war cats. If they do not have a license, they can pressure students to feed the elderly
    4: The thief dies just to eat. Thanks to Starkleen for living
    5: Bathing should be at least six months
    6: Newly appointed warriors will hear you overnight after receiving the warriors' names
    7: Cats are irreplaceable if they don't have a pupil
    When the head of household dies, retires, or is deported, there is a deputy head
    8: After death, retirement, promotion (as a driver) or change of second, a new deputy must be appointed a month before birth
    9: All four tribes were formed during the evening truce on the full moon. We are no longer fighting tribes
    10: Boundaries should be reviewed and written daily. Problem for all distressed cats
    11: Even if the team is from another family, no warrior can ignore the assignment to deal with pain or danger
    12: Even if the kit comes from another clan, the warrior cannot be in danger or endanger the package
    13: The words of a family leader are a fighter
    14: There is no need to kill other cats to win a war, unless good soldiers defend themselves in battle or when necessary
    15: A soldier rejects the simple life of a cat
    16: Everyone has the right to be proud and independent, but in difficult situations, they should forget their limits and fight together to protect their children. All families must help each other so as not to belong to the same family

  • @thelittleselkie9255
    @thelittleselkie9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh... my god!
    I’m only up to the first one and I’m already DYING!!😂😂😂
    It’s actually pretty accurate too!😂

  • @_moth_sturniolo385
    @_moth_sturniolo385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That monsters and men song is called Dirty Paws. I’m pretty sure it was about WW2. Also, you’re very creative.

  • @astuffedalpaca5365
    @astuffedalpaca5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “The replacement will not be replaced without a coach”
    Darn I’m a replacement and don’t have a coach.
    Guess I can’t be replaced!
    ...Yay?

  • @pinkiviper
    @pinkiviper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:15
    Mousewing has entered the chat

  • @vaflureon8689
    @vaflureon8689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine people in other languages if Google translated the books-

  • @sketchyd6521
    @sketchyd6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The code was made to be broken...

  • @anunknownentity5070
    @anunknownentity5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The warriors denied the kittens life. One night after receiving the letter , the guests are silent.Say goodbye to your family and friends,the house was destroyed , thanks starclan for the rest of your life

  • @luxarcanae
    @luxarcanae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair... that's still more pleasent to read than the german books sometimes... I have no idea what happend to the lectures but someone surely has a problem reading the books. Even in the reprinted version are still mistakes like Sandstorm beeing called Sandstar multiple times or one of the apprentices beeing called their future name or, the worst of all, after the ceremony was in the last book, there still is a Briarpaw!

  • @laziro4559
    @laziro4559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:07 firestar probably reincarnated as the crusty cheeto man then

  • @emailrecievepug9647
    @emailrecievepug9647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:49 = Code 1
    2:00 = Code 2
    2:36 = Code 3
    3:07 = Code 4
    3:48 = Code 5
    4:55 = Code 6
    6:11 = Code 7
    6:59 = Code 8
    7:37 = Code 9
    8:30 = Code 10
    9:45 = Code 11
    10:40 = Code 12
    11:40 = Code 13
    13:20 = Code 14
    14:50 = Code 15

  • @marisolbarcenas710
    @marisolbarcenas710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i did NOT expect the first one

  • @taylorpalmer
    @taylorpalmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14. What if Google translate was tigerstar in disguise

  • @RowletRampage
    @RowletRampage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sweet Dang. Is it me or is it like Satan made Google translate?

  • @ammonitetheseaserpent3761
    @ammonitetheseaserpent3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Actually, it’s the bees that declare the war, and the birds that get help from the forest creatures.

  • @ni-chan7681
    @ni-chan7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was so fricking funny I almost died of laughter gg google translate

  • @catbatrat1760
    @catbatrat1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok, real talk: I love how she keeps coming up with such creative stories from Google Translate's nonsense! She reminds me of how my own mind works: give it a prompt, and it'll take you to the far side of the galaxy.

  • @Wolfhowl-sc7nc
    @Wolfhowl-sc7nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am dying of laughter
    Edit: I can't breathe lmao

  • @zulpizalucero6735
    @zulpizalucero6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *say goodbye to your family?*
    Me:OH GOD I TOTALLY WILL DO THAT
    My mom: NO TU NO TE VAS DE LA CASA