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  • @espaciobarra
    @espaciobarra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14527

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we're getting inside the house of someone I disagree with."

    • @mrazbyte3150
      @mrazbyte3150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Now this is funny.

    • @georggrech5924
      @georggrech5924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      He did get into his ex-girlfriend's back door once

    • @eds2121
      @eds2121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@georggrech5924 ah i remember that video her back door was so nasty tho

    • @RavemastaJ
      @RavemastaJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      _Nothing on one..._

    • @disnecessaurorex4908
      @disnecessaurorex4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's okay guys just give him some ice cream and he will go away

  • @littlebearandchicken2077
    @littlebearandchicken2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    He deliberately made the sound of the last sentence positional so everyone with headphones on would freak out. Evil genius

    • @CGJero
      @CGJero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not to mention the noise of a distant door unlocking + opening

    • @Reilia_
      @Reilia_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except when it's panned like that, it sounds like it's inside your ear, which obviously isn't how it sounds like when you hear something to your side.
      Also at least for me, the sound effects sound nothing like my doors.
      I doubt it would make most people freak out tbh

    • @CGJero
      @CGJero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Reilia_ it isn't supposed to make you freak out. Well, maybe it is. But I feel the more prevalent effect is the lingering paranoia from this type of media. Not an effect, just that it seems as if the black void of shadows isn't as empty as it seems. The lingering fear is by far the most scary, in my opinion.

    • @CGJero
      @CGJero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Reilia_ it isn't supposed to make you freak out. Well, maybe it is. But I feel the more prevalent effect is the lingering paranoia from this type of media. Not an effect, just that it seems as if the black void of shadows isn't as empty as it seems. The lingering fear is by far the most scary, in my opinion.

    • @Reilia_
      @Reilia_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CGJero I get what you mean. I do get that sometimes (I think I'm more sensitive to that than the average person tbh) but this didn't make me feel that at all.
      That's fine though I'm not saying it can't for other people.
      I was just replying to the thing saying it makes people freak out

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7076

    "you follow a nice internet artist"
    "It followed me home, caesar"

    • @elemenopi9239
      @elemenopi9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      “You follow a nice internet artist”
      “They follow you home”
      *”NOBODY CAME FOR ME”*

    • @Cati_Offical
      @Cati_Offical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      "You follow a nice internet artist"
      "It followed me home ceasar..."
      "NOBODY CAME FOR ME"
      "Uh oh! Bad decision Mark!"

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What???

    • @Im_just_here_lol
      @Im_just_here_lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@dislikebutton4961 watch the Mandela catalog and then come back to this meme. You'll understand after you're currently up to date. Also Wendigoon did a great video on it. If you still confused watch that video.

    • @yobaugst3369
      @yobaugst3369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Caesar!!!"

  • @renitixz
    @renitixz ปีที่แล้ว +859

    "I'm inside your home"
    You told your location, rookie mistake.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I'm stealing this, thanks.

    • @Real_snowdawg
      @Real_snowdawg 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      He’s in the air ducts

    • @caffeinatedhypnos8048
      @caffeinatedhypnos8048 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@Real_snowdawgEat Taco Bell and then seal the air ducts

    • @katboi7140
      @katboi7140 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@caffeinatedhypnos8048 lmao

    • @superb_gaming_5
      @superb_gaming_5 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@caffeinatedhypnos8048LET ME OUT PLEASE IM GONNA DIE PLEASE PLEASE OPEN IT UP ILL LEAVE YOU ALONE JUST OPEN IT PLEASE

  • @FERALANIMAL
    @FERALANIMAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    the fact that the doorbell rang as he said "im inside your home" scared the shit outta me

  • @WMitsuwa
    @WMitsuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5273

    The 'home' instead of 'house' makes it even more threatening and I love it.

    • @user-cz3sl5gr3n
      @user-cz3sl5gr3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      True! It's the "i am" instead of "I'm" in the text that got me 😶

    • @greenknight8668
      @greenknight8668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@user-cz3sl5gr3n it's the "😶" instead of "😐" that gets me going

    • @WMitsuwa
      @WMitsuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah! Wait till you find out about "They're" instead of "They Are", that'll freak you the fuck out.

    • @charredeggroll1967
      @charredeggroll1967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The word 'home' makes it more scary cuz the word ‘home’ is usually used to refer your happy place or a place where you feel most safe as (doesn't necessarily have to be your physical house/building you like in or anything, just anything you consider your ‘home’ and what makes you feel most at ‘home’)

    • @WMitsuwa
      @WMitsuwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@charredeggroll1967 Exactly.

  • @JasmineLi
    @JasmineLi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24188

    “I’m inside your home”
    The homeless: one small issue

  • @RawrX32009
    @RawrX32009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2692

    Sssniperwolf be like:

    • @masterdimwits
      @masterdimwits 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Outside your house

    • @matthewferraro8020
      @matthewferraro8020 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      That's a bowl full of sauce

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@matthewferraro8020 ???

    • @FrierenTheSlayer
      @FrierenTheSlayer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂

    • @matthewferraro8020
      @matthewferraro8020 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@RawrX32009 it's a line she said when watching a Tiktok where someone had a bowl full of sauce. It was in the soundboard on JJJacksfilms streams.

  • @ProphetOfGaster
    @ProphetOfGaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16801

    Playing this with headphones is absolutely fucking terrifying because the line "I'm inside your home" is panned completely to one side, making it sound like he's standing next to you

    • @FERALANIMAL
      @FERALANIMAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      oh god

    • @missterious711
      @missterious711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +880

      **frantically untangles earpods in hopes of being spooped**

    • @entropygacha982
      @entropygacha982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      It gets closer as well, along with quiet footsteps behind you

    • @goblious
      @goblious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bro omg

    • @LongWarEnjoyer
      @LongWarEnjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Thats deep world building via audio

  • @J0LL1B33
    @J0LL1B33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    “I’m inside your home.”
    Big Smoke: One small issue.

    • @marconaples8114
      @marconaples8114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @WilderAutumnBlaze
      @WilderAutumnBlaze ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ah, I see. Small issue is a big hamburger and he is making a order.

    • @brisksoda
      @brisksoda ปีที่แล้ว +43

      YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE YOU FOOL

    • @kadasrichard
      @kadasrichard ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@marconaples8114 Ey ey ey Big Smoke chill chill

    • @Peaflowertea268
      @Peaflowertea268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gtfo of my house bich
      Fighting pose *

  • @Professional_Rookie
    @Professional_Rookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3768

    If you’re here for my liver, Luke already took it, sorry.

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      dont most people have 2 of those??

    • @Sl3ndyy
      @Sl3ndyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      "Give me the other one"

    • @Squishito
      @Squishito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Mario took mine a few weeks ago.

    • @GetsugaTensho85
      @GetsugaTensho85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@crabulonbestgirl9130
      Far as I know, the only vital ones that come in pairs are lungs and kidneys.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Luke is just Gianni’s alternate

  • @Javi-qf8ql
    @Javi-qf8ql ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “Im inside you home”
    My pit bull named cupcake: one small issue

    • @wasp795
      @wasp795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @nathanielestalilla2608”he” as in the pitbull or person breaking into the house

  • @tylerr2087
    @tylerr2087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6118

    "im inside your home"
    me in the car: *what*

    • @Bravo-07
      @Bravo-07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Me who does not have a car: WHAT

    • @boi4841
      @boi4841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Me who doesn’t have a home: *W H A T*

    • @AngelOfCalamity
      @AngelOfCalamity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      "Home isnt a place, its a person"
      Me: *What*

    • @bilgisayarbilgisi183
      @bilgisayarbilgisi183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I am living in your walls.
      You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
      FAQ:
      Why are you living in my walls?
      I'm not going to tell you.
      Are you only in my walls?
      You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
      How are you surviving in my walls?
      In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
      What are you planning to do in my walls?
      Live in them, listening to you.
      What do I do about you living in my walls?
      Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
      When are you going to stop living in my walls?
      You cannot escape me.
      Do I call the police?
      The authorities will not help you.
      What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
      Be aware.
      What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
      I will make sure you’re not.
      Are you imaginary?
      I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
      If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
      Summary:
      I am living in your walls.

    • @lol_oker
      @lol_oker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bilgisayarbilgisi183 Are you sure ur in my wall, you seem to be fat to fit inside :troll:

  • @matt2569
    @matt2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    It’s horrifying how he says “home” instead of house. It’s because he knows that it means everything to you and it’s your safe place.

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      overthinked

    • @wtfimcrying
      @wtfimcrying 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@swolzer not overthought just unintentional. hes overinterpreting it.

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@wtfimcrying same thing, you just using fancy words

    • @wtfimcrying
      @wtfimcrying 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@swolzer overinterpret is not a fancy word. however my point still stands. it wasnt an intentional detail. just kinda typed the second sentence out of reflex.

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@wtfimcrying cope

  • @kfpcraft531
    @kfpcraft531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    "Jokes on you, I'm also inside my home."

    • @greg4515
      @greg4515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "jokes on you, i am my home"

    • @genesisplus4325
      @genesisplus4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Uh oh, bad decision, Mark.

    • @aronaimstar1855
      @aronaimstar1855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i would give you a like but there is 69likes sooo

    • @henrytownshend38
      @henrytownshend38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait, if you and the guy are both at this place you call "my home" and i'm also at my home, does this mean that we are all at my home? If that is true, where are you guys hiding?

    • @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331
      @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Give him a minute

  • @Winku637
    @Winku637 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I'm inside your home"
    "Nice move"
    "One small issue"
    "You're not getting out"

  • @_12k70
    @_12k70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5415

    Man, this episode of The Mandela Catalogue was definitely wild, can't wait for the next one!

    • @lolfunimomentbruhmoviedown2701
      @lolfunimomentbruhmoviedown2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *catalogue

    • @lutch4379
      @lutch4379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lolfunimomentbruhmoviedown2701 lol it says translate to English and the translation is "catalog".

    • @tepliyananas3648
      @tepliyananas3648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is not from Mandela catalog. It is actually a picture that used to be around forums and it is been memefied actually. Usually people call this picture " the Albanian man"

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give lincc

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tepliyananas3648 It was a joke..

  • @ChaoticSpud
    @ChaoticSpud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5143

    The intensity of his manly voice makes him deepened like a sentient entity not a brainless horror freak

    • @spacepimpkevin1184
      @spacepimpkevin1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      In my opinon; that makes him even scarier.
      It's a real threat. Not some made up scp or creepypasta.

    • @ChaoticSpud
      @ChaoticSpud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@spacepimpkevin1184 it is terrifying because of how it could be real

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@spacepimpkevin1184 Nice opinion.
      One small issue: He's inside your home.

    • @TrashRacoon1928
      @TrashRacoon1928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He sounds almost exactly as the 2010 reboot of Freddy Kruger

    • @ChaoticSpud
      @ChaoticSpud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@greatwavefan397 oh yeah? Well I’m inside your walls

  • @Kraut_7
    @Kraut_7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    "Im inside your home"
    *happy im no longer alone*

    • @bigcj3676
      @bigcj3676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Alexander Matt well it doesn't matter if they never talk to us

    • @The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.
      @The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigcj3676 dayum

    • @claytontoney6497
      @claytontoney6497 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *cocking gun* me who is anti social "ill be back in a jiff"

  • @v.n.ofishmaster6168
    @v.n.ofishmaster6168 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    “I’m in side your home”
    “That’s Cool but there’s about to be a bigger issue.”
    *loads cannon with grapeshot*

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      TALLY HO, LADS

    • @3elpic
      @3elpic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED

    • @TheAmericanTroll
      @TheAmericanTroll 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *Danny boy intensifies*

  • @EyeSky420
    @EyeSky420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    It’s canon that this is the intruder’s voice.

    • @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.
      @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I've never loved and hated something so much at the same time like now.

    • @kingofcrap4414
      @kingofcrap4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Salutations, Peter. You were definitely my favorite character in DSAF.

    • @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669
      @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This isn't just any regular intruder
      It's an _advanded intruder_

    • @swirlffle8323
      @swirlffle8323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I ain’t complaining 😩

    • @0neno
      @0neno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669 no way William and funny phone man on the same video

  • @Re-tx3xn
    @Re-tx3xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    The fact it's supposed to say "I'm inside your walls" and i turned to my right and faced my wall actually frightened me

    • @osiris3x085
      @osiris3x085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How did you get scared by your own face

    • @thatman8562
      @thatman8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@osiris3x085; Wouldn’t you be, if you saw your own face staring at you from your wall?

    • @osiris3x085
      @osiris3x085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thatman8562 fair

    • @thatman8562
      @thatman8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MisterJohnDoe; Could you please declutter?

    • @Hello0975
      @Hello0975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don't usually go in walls

  • @Mysterynovus
    @Mysterynovus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5665

    I'll give the Mandela Catalogue this, it got memed on way quicker than Gemini Home Entertainment and Local58.

    • @glonk1535
      @glonk1535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Blame the sus faces

    • @marcoe.3314
      @marcoe.3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@glonk1535 The sus face ruined the whole thing for me

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      The creator’s actually in on the memes too, it’s great

    • @aliakeel
      @aliakeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      local 58 got memed??

    • @BigBrezzy
      @BigBrezzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@glonk1535 Yeah, the problem with Local58 is that
      THERE ARE NO FACES

  • @MestyArtz
    @MestyArtz ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "I'm inside your home"
    *squares up* gtfo my house

    • @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
      @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Me who has a rocket launcher*

    • @MestyArtz
      @MestyArtz ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. *explodes*

    • @DeadByDaz
      @DeadByDaz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just pull out the glock

    • @koman7x971
      @koman7x971 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sucks for ya’ll I have nuclear codes

    • @TheOurpleMan
      @TheOurpleMan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      balls

  • @painfall
    @painfall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    I can't believe intruder has a fanbase now.. And so quickly too!

  • @lonelygrim3350
    @lonelygrim3350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    "I'm inside your home."
    Kevin McCallister: One small issue

    • @Sn4keJaguar
      @Sn4keJaguar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      💀

    • @fefega
      @fefega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🗿

    • @FunMarioBros2021
      @FunMarioBros2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh yeah its on

    • @VitoOProprio
      @VitoOProprio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "im home alone"

    • @Jundiyun
      @Jundiyun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "One small issue, old man."
      "I've got a tarantula."

  • @DAAY02
    @DAAY02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    police sketches are either extremely derpy or straight up nightmare fuel there's no in between

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I have fantastic news for you, this is actually a replicant

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@decafmilk yh it is. Just because it's in the Mandela Catalog doesn't mean it's originally from that

    • @deathproof0451
      @deathproof0451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@decafmilk I think it is actually, I know a few of the other faces in Mandela catalogue are police sketches, I'm not sure if this one is but I remember hearing it was

    • @sveisik
      @sveisik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@deathproof0451 It is, this face is older than Mandela Catalogue. The creator just found it somewhere.

    • @deathproof0451
      @deathproof0451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sveisik yeah that's what I thought

  • @mrididnt1631
    @mrididnt1631 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "You do realize that since you are in my home I am legally allowed to do whatever I want with you"
    - definitely not me on the night of 6/7/2021

    • @slashtehflygon1722
      @slashtehflygon1722 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Panzer_Bataillon
      @Panzer_Bataillon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think I need to make a report about this 🤨

    • @mrididnt1631
      @mrididnt1631 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Panzer_Bataillon i wouldn't if I were you

  • @justkevinlol
    @justkevinlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    "I'm inside your home"
    If you're not paying my rent, get out.

    • @MarioTheGre
      @MarioTheGre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100th like on this comment.

    • @dimitripapadopoulos3196
      @dimitripapadopoulos3196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      oh he’ll pay it…with YOUR BLOOD.

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@dimitripapadopoulos3196 don't you think I've already tried to pay using that method!?

    • @AngryProtoBoi
      @AngryProtoBoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You’ll get your rent when you fix this damn door!

    • @cowboy_turtle
      @cowboy_turtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No you aren't going to get out? (Pulls out gun)

  • @funnyuser2796
    @funnyuser2796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "One small issue"
    "I am inside your walls"

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah damn that kinda is a small issue

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Foolish!
      Im homeless!

    • @GrandHavenHorror
      @GrandHavenHorror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hiredmurderer6228 I am in the planet you live on

    • @hiredmurderer6228
      @hiredmurderer6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GrandHavenHorror oh shit

    • @bagman123ABC
      @bagman123ABC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hiredmurderer6228 drats!foiled again!

  • @KuperSpyronicStudios
    @KuperSpyronicStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    "I'm inside your home."
    YOU WANNA MAKE THIS TRESPASS INTO A HOMICIDE!?'

    • @mr.pig1528
      @mr.pig1528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Loads smoothbore pistol with homicidal intent*

    • @heehee78
      @heehee78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Daniel Langer 🗿

    • @cubex1092
      @cubex1092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Daniel Langer 🗿

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Daniel Langer I believe it's called "cringe" my dear boy

    • @ceemoon8556
      @ceemoon8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Daniel Langer 🗿

  • @BeanZ814
    @BeanZ814 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I’m inside your home” the quiet kid: “one small issue”

  • @GiantRobotUppercut
    @GiantRobotUppercut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Of course you're inside my home.
    We've been married for 13 years, Kenneth.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I like to think he's been doing the same joke for the entire marriage

    • @emery2267
      @emery2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LordVader1094 I'm already invested

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's like that manga where the mc is so ugly and wack that everyone thinks he's an ultimate gangster but he's just a boy, and his family who are equally creepy and nice
      Who cares

    • @Elaydzha
      @Elaydzha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ralek592 what

    • @ionicman2908
      @ionicman2908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ralek592 manga name

  • @sonicspeed3056
    @sonicspeed3056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    "You picked the wrong house, fool!!"
    -Big Smoke, probably

    • @genesisplus4325
      @genesisplus4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Edgy.

    • @Stoic_Zoomer
      @Stoic_Zoomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@genesisplus4325 my brother in christ this is from GTA San andras

    • @genesisplus4325
      @genesisplus4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Stoic_Zoomer No, that was "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!" but I get your point, I'll lay off.

    • @missconstruct6968
      @missconstruct6968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@genesisplus4325 Well your fear feeds alternates so actively fighting them is honestly only way to survive them

    • @genesisplus4325
      @genesisplus4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@missconstruct6968 Yes, but that has also shown to lead to your demise, even arming yourself with a firearm hasn't stopped them.

  • @theobserver314
    @theobserver314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "You picked the wrong house, fool!"

    • @Mr_Bokusky
      @Mr_Bokusky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ay,ay,ay...chill, chill

    • @theobserver314
      @theobserver314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mr_Bokusky
      "CJ?! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, my dog!Whassup? HaHaHa! Hey baby, you okay, man?"

    • @Dw-dx6wn
      @Dw-dx6wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why can you play audio in the comment section, how did you do that?

    • @accordingtomycalculations7816
      @accordingtomycalculations7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dw-dx6wn nah, there's no audio option for comments, only link typing

    • @jomiplayz2765
      @jomiplayz2765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dw-dx6wn it is because we are the og meme readers

  • @kiodoiii8794
    @kiodoiii8794 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “One small issue: honey, you've got a big storm comin'.”

  • @henrybarron1191
    @henrybarron1191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    "I'm inside your home"
    *Opens door to the right*
    Me with my door on the left
    :)

    • @smileorgobyebye6330
      @smileorgobyebye6330 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wall breakers : one small issue

    • @Flami_Runy
      @Flami_Runy ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's in the walls... HE'S IN THE GODDMAN WALLS

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Flami_Runywall titans:

    • @Mynameisnotjoe
      @Mynameisnotjoe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Flami_Runy he live inside your wall

    • @Oscribus
      @Oscribus ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like i think 😳

  • @Mcgif21
    @Mcgif21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    The fact that this dude walked inside my home right when he said “I’m inside your home” is hilariaghh!

    • @BaconSizzleWasTaken
      @BaconSizzleWasTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      ikr he actually came inside and it was so fu

    • @rskl8083
      @rskl8083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hilariaghh!

    • @bobbychild8529
      @bobbychild8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rskl8083 So Higlariariuos!

    • @ze5093
      @ze5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@rskl8083 people not realizing the agh is him being murdered

    • @crubbles720
      @crubbles720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ze5093 hilariaghh!

  • @Ghost_Strike1
    @Ghost_Strike1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    "am inside your home"
    Sweet now I'm not lonely anymore my first friend

  • @Gigachad_Memes
    @Gigachad_Memes ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As a homeless person, I see this as an absolute win

    • @not-that-guy-pal-
      @not-that-guy-pal- ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a horny person, i see this as an absolute win

    • @Oscribus
      @Oscribus ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As someone who's both, I see this as an absolute win

  • @themandalorianranger588
    @themandalorianranger588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2475

    *Fun fact: the photo of the intruder is actually a police sketch from a witness’s description of a home invader.*
    *The home invader: “Everyone now knows me without knowing me.”*

    • @katzestuff
      @katzestuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It also was in the (REDACTED)
      A person named Mark was 4 years old, he was kinda scared, so he usually went to his mother's room, but, there was a dark door, with the intruder in.
      P.S: Mark is ded.

    • @thatman8562
      @thatman8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Just checked. The earliest we can trace this image to is a 4Chan post from 2010-06-11T23:02, in which the poster stated that they found the image viscerally terrifying, while also claiming that the image originated from a police sketch. We have yet to verify whether this claim is true or false.

    • @Cayman_Clubsport
      @Cayman_Clubsport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@katzestuff the redacted was suppose to be [ ] instead of ( ) right?

    • @FarmerDingus
      @FarmerDingus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Cayman_Clubsport it was

    • @Jynxzifangirl
      @Jynxzifangirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@katzestuff I hear the screams, yet no one's there.

  • @advzia8010
    @advzia8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    "I'm inside your home"
    Gigachad: Bro, you are basically homeless. So sad. It's cold out there. Maybe you should stay in for a day.

    • @genesisplus4325
      @genesisplus4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      69th, noice.

    • @LukeDaBoy
      @LukeDaBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      420th noice

    • @kevinlevin992
      @kevinlevin992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The wholesome ending

    • @w花b
      @w花b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kevinlevin992 until you hear he was murdered that same night

    • @jaisotheunfathomablybased7135
      @jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@w花b yeah the alternate was murdered trying to get Gigachad

  • @UNKNOWNL3G3ND
    @UNKNOWNL3G3ND 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    "I'm inside your home."
    Landlords: One small issue.

    • @nubgaming4809
      @nubgaming4809 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Rent is at the end of the month

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin ปีที่แล้ว +44

      landlords:
      nice opinion
      one small issue
      you haven't paid rent for coming on my property. *chikchak*

    • @odstat1949
      @odstat1949 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Pay your rent"

    • @MinussyChan
      @MinussyChan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No pet allowed in room, also rent is due

  • @Idi0tperson1
    @Idi0tperson1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I’m inside your home”
    The Griddy gremlin who lives under my bed rent free about to protect me from the intruder:

  • @Logannnnnnnnnnn
    @Logannnnnnnnnnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    Right after he said I’m inside your home the mailman knocked on my door and it scared me so much lmao

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      why the fuck would an intruder knock your door from the inside

    • @squeakycheese9799
      @squeakycheese9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bro I’m home alone rn 😭😭😭 also I heard noises from downstairs

    • @ieatchildren1259
      @ieatchildren1259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@CallMeMimi27 so he can give you a gwack gwack 30000 duhh

    • @h24manu
      @h24manu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I once said that someone was in the wardrobe of my best friend and then he heard a noise

    • @thirza.111
      @thirza.111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CallMeMimi27 they wouldn't but its a sudden loud noise so it can scare someone

  • @AmbershadeParanormalDepartment
    @AmbershadeParanormalDepartment ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "I'm inside your home"
    25% of New Yorkers: One small issue

    • @ibtastico
      @ibtastico 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      PFFFFT

  • @spectrum9631
    @spectrum9631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Me, watching this on a trip: can you feed my dog?

  • @retro1467
    @retro1467 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “i’m inside your home”
    kick to the balls: one small problem

  • @elfertrn
    @elfertrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    I'm so happy that Intruder is finally getting realized by the public, all he did was break into some random child's house and everyone loves him now, including me
    even martin walls recognized him, the walten man

    • @elektr1x7881
      @elektr1x7881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      alex (the creator of the mandela catalogue) did reveal that the walten files was one of his biggest inspirations, so that must've been an awesome experience

    • @alexahegao842
      @alexahegao842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And also kidnapping thousands of babies at the same time somehow

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@alexahegao842 just a casual tuesday

    • @MfwPrivate
      @MfwPrivate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayo, where did you find out he recognized *an intruder* ? Did he make a post about it? If so, could you send a link? I'm curious

    • @elektr1x7881
      @elektr1x7881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexahegao842 well there's more than one intruder, hence why it says "an intruder" instead of "the intruder"

  • @rainysunday9664
    @rainysunday9664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    -Comes to your home
    -Makes you M.A.D
    -Refuses to elaborate
    -Leaves from existance

    • @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669
      @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      -fades into existence
      -tells you ur mom gay
      -fades out of existence
      -you unalive yourself
      -alternate proceeds to take your corpse as its fleshsuit

    • @imnext5893
      @imnext5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      M: mutually
      A: assured
      D: destruction

  • @doughnut_coffee
    @doughnut_coffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    “Get the f out of my house I’m playing Minecraft “

    • @manbilfortynine
      @manbilfortynine ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment I CAN'T- 😭

    • @therealdummytoast
      @therealdummytoast ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *suplexes the guy and stomps on his 🎱🎱*

    • @fairytaleandfablebooks
      @fairytaleandfablebooks 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "I am sorry, please have a nice day..."

    • @some_random_toaster
      @some_random_toaster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THE NOSTALGIA

    • @deathrobot10k58
      @deathrobot10k58 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “Um, excuse me, but what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?”
      - Santa Claus

  • @kelvinsantiago7061
    @kelvinsantiago7061 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Im inside your home"
    Me: pulls out powdered wig and loaded musket.

  • @Madd0628
    @Madd0628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "I'm inside your home"
    "Is that a issue?"

    • @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
      @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Only if you don't have a ham sandwich

    • @not-that-guy-pal-
      @not-that-guy-pal- ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. if your breaking into my home be aware
      Im horny ;)

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
      The only meat I have is uppdoge.

    • @doomslayerchillinginthecof1670
      @doomslayerchillinginthecof1670 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@chinsaw2727 what's uppdoge?
      *Oh shit NO WAI-*

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doomslayerchillinginthecof1670
      Not much how about you?

  • @MrBiggyfoot69
    @MrBiggyfoot69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "Yeah. You may be in my home, but one small issue. You're in here with _me."_

    • @jeffbenzos6344
      @jeffbenzos6344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. _You’re locked in here with me.”_

    • @MrBiggyfoot69
      @MrBiggyfoot69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jeffbenzos6344 "Oh.. God.. Jeff Benzos.. I-I didn't realize I was locked in here with _you!"_

    • @cowboy_turtle
      @cowboy_turtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please,

    • @cowboy_turtle
      @cowboy_turtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I truly hate fanfics

    • @immunity0792
      @immunity0792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cowboy_turtle feels bad my guy.

  • @jennifermcwhorter6627
    @jennifermcwhorter6627 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I’m inside your home.”
    “All the easier to kick your ass.”

  • @astrocrusader47502
    @astrocrusader47502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    The Mandela catalogue is honestly one of the most terrifying things I've watched in a long time
    Update: It's 5AM and I went outside my room, the kitchen light was on, I used the bathroom and the light was off, pray for me

    • @averageprimate00
      @averageprimate00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I know right. Btw I am inside your home

    • @astrocrusader47502
      @astrocrusader47502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@averageprimate00 Aghhhh, I hate the fact of alternates just in my home, I hate it

    • @theintruder6
      @theintruder6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Do you want check your closet?

    • @astrocrusader47502
      @astrocrusader47502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@theintruder6 The worst part is, I have a closet that can't close all the way, so it's always just creaked a little bit, it's in the corner of my room, so anyone could see everything in my room

    • @Idontlikeanyonehere
      @Idontlikeanyonehere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@astrocrusader47502 he knows that’s why he’s telling you to check it

  • @ninten_draws
    @ninten_draws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    "what a funny meme"
    "it followed me home, ceaser"
    "i dont want to know whats there"
    "but its been days"
    "nobody came for me"

    • @itryen7632
      @itryen7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao

    • @MarshallChems
      @MarshallChems 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      “Uh oh bad decision mark” Top 10 lines before being shit scared

    • @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.
      @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "You fucking bastard!! >:("

    • @redfred_0993
      @redfred_0993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *door creak* *talking*

    • @conehead2222
      @conehead2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hello there fellow mandela catalogue viewer

  • @TheReal_McGooberson
    @TheReal_McGooberson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "I'm inside your home"
    One small issue...
    I'm in yours

    • @obiehewitt7938
      @obiehewitt7938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nooooo Kirbo

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ah shit. im also in your home i brought the xbox! come back m8

    • @Snake75055
      @Snake75055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait then who's place is this and who's in my house

    • @2econd2ight2illy
      @2econd2ight2illy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Snake75055 I'm inside your home

    • @Snake75055
      @Snake75055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2econd2ight2illy wifi password is 1234 and don't step on the 3rd stair down that leads to the basement it's rotten and plz ignore the body's they where like that when I found them.

  • @TheManOfManyNames.
    @TheManOfManyNames. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm inside your home."
    One small issue.
    Home field advantage.

  • @WindPearlOne
    @WindPearlOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “I’m inside your home”
    Me at McDonald’s: wait what

    • @TUNDIRE409
      @TUNDIRE409 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ay me too my guy.

  • @idarioo797
    @idarioo797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I still wonder, how the creator reacted when found out that this guy, is actually a Russian meme

    • @Мужиквлатахсострелойвзабрале
      @Мужиквлатахсострелойвзабрале 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kuraga

    • @mikumikuareka
      @mikumikuareka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Мужиквлатахсострелойвзабрале Албанец

    • @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.
      @Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always thought he made it himself lmao

    • @tomadorus
      @tomadorus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      выгу выгу выгу

    • @The_OriX_LoL
      @The_OriX_LoL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit. the guy on 4chan posted an image, where he explained that, for some reason, he can't look at this image for too long, and only THEN it became a meme

  • @skitterszz
    @skitterszz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "I'm inside your home"
    *Big Smoke comes back to life*

    • @KENSHIROez3260
      @KENSHIROez3260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YOU PICK THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!!
      *EY EY EY EY*

    • @v0x712
      @v0x712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTA SAN ANDREAS 2: the return of Big Smoke

    • @vergil3358
      @vergil3358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!"*

    • @2ndUnfuniestMan101
      @2ndUnfuniestMan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FOOL YOU PICK THE HOUSE WRONG YOU!

  • @Hydra-House-Lizard
    @Hydra-House-Lizard ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "One small issue *pulls out a chainsaw* Your on the menu for dinner."

  • @rusty_cheech9724
    @rusty_cheech9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Glad you're here, just finished making pancakes and there a few left.

    • @top10sarjana64
      @top10sarjana64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      can i grab one?

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@top10sarjana64 One small issue, we're out of the real maple syrup.

  • @themeaningoflife1215
    @themeaningoflife1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I was expecting him to say "I didn't ask" and now I'm literally shaking and crying rn.

    • @Mr_Leo_DS
      @Mr_Leo_DS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @greenfelix7065
      @greenfelix7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was expecting it to say "but you've made one spelling error" like shittin Christ not a spookser

    • @hdmi8586
      @hdmi8586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harpymetal cool. one small issue. you already know where i am.

  • @mere_serendipity8275
    @mere_serendipity8275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "I'm inside your home"
    Me, standing at the door with no keys: "oh, thank god"

  • @squeakerrabbit
    @squeakerrabbit ปีที่แล้ว +9

    welcome! grab some food, get settled in, youre welcome to!

    • @cheerfulturtlegirl
      @cheerfulturtlegirl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Intruder: *heart softens and he breaks into tears* Thank you... no one's ever invited me to stay. My father never hugged me or said he was proud of me. I turned to a life of crime, hoping the world would know my name. You have restored my hope for humanity, kind stranger! Thank you. :')

  • @clover4925
    @clover4925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "I'm inside your home"
    Sweet, I got alot of left over food from a recent party, help yourself

    • @saikatsune2085
      @saikatsune2085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is very wholesome. I like this.

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually yeah, help yourself at home. We’ve recovered from Covid and we haven’t had many visitors yet. :)

    • @Sky-TheYouTubeAccount
      @Sky-TheYouTubeAccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm inside your home"
      I've never had friends. Thank you :')

    • @rdlegends3988
      @rdlegends3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The good ending

    • @adamdevlin6606
      @adamdevlin6606 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mungo u did not host a party

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    *Prepares to fight*
    "Gtfo my house, bich."

    • @lobotomizedddd
      @lobotomizedddd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nah he’s sweet. he’ll bake u homemade cookies 🙂

    • @askerleaves1614
      @askerleaves1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lobotomizedddd it's a shame I don't care

    • @thatwardrobeguy
      @thatwardrobeguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Gtfo out my ho-"
      *Fucking dies lmao*

    • @lapulga9000
      @lapulga9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe

    • @askerleaves1614
      @askerleaves1614 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lapulga9000 *YOU'RE CRINGE!!*

  • @revenevan11
    @revenevan11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Your daily reminder that, although they like to fool around, these guys are professional voice actors and can destroy you at any moment with their powerful voices, like a dragonborn.

  • @AnosVoldigoadEnjoyer
    @AnosVoldigoadEnjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Yeah but one problem”
    I have the homefield advantage
    *boss music begins*

  • @dietzel8988
    @dietzel8988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I have a feeling that we will hear Gianni in a near future Mandela Catalog episode

    • @daniloka42
      @daniloka42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Alex did recognize this video and said "canon Intruder voice" so you might be right

    • @brazilian_oak
      @brazilian_oak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh christ, shits aggressively Steve will be canon on the Mandela Catalogue now

  • @FoxMan_FF
    @FoxMan_FF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I was expecting the final line to be "nobody asked", but this took a far more sinister turn! Nice.

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    That’s a real criminal sketch of a real person. Freaky.

    • @ROB0T.D4N
      @ROB0T.D4N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      i take it they don't know how to draw hoodies

    • @oru1058
      @oru1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s fictional. He’s the intruder from the mandela catalogue.

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@oru1058 it's taken from a police sketch

    • @th3noobman
      @th3noobman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@oru1058 It's in the Mandela Catalogue but it is a real police sketch that the creator used for it

    • @oru1058
      @oru1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kitma9 oh yeah thats true mb I misunderstood

  • @Guzzy_109
    @Guzzy_109 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mork and Cesar and Jonah and Adam: *leaves Mandela County*

  • @mrfox6662
    @mrfox6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I've genuinely become a fan of this guy just because of his voice acting on these shorts. It's all i needed. Cool bug facts is still my favorite.

    • @aubergineman3205
      @aubergineman3205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *one day you will have to answer for your actions*
      *And GOD, may not be so...merciful*

    • @ozyisgoated
      @ozyisgoated 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WANT SUCH A VOICE BECAUSE ITS FUNNY

  • @ndrgaming7344
    @ndrgaming7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Me, an American:
    “I’ve been waiting for this day for a very long time”

    • @imgonnagetusallkilled3198
      @imgonnagetusallkilled3198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NDR USE GUN

    • @memesandgaming8777
      @memesandgaming8777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goin' MAXIM

    • @Item_Ztheskeleton
      @Item_Ztheskeleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah shit

    • @th989-l2h
      @th989-l2h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the average american can’t fit through a doorway, how are you gonna get him?

    • @ndrgaming7344
      @ndrgaming7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@th989-l2h 2 things
      1.I am not the average american in that regard
      2. last I checked, bullets CAN fit through doorways, sooooooooooooo yeah

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The Mandela Catalogue has become so popular it has spread to one of my two favorite (don't worry, Luke, I love you both equally) meme voiceover channels

    • @vinayakks4014
      @vinayakks4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jkk

    • @frankhorrigan1508
      @frankhorrigan1508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not from the mandela catalogue, it's from a urban legend called "the albanian man"

    • @Thor_the_Doge
      @Thor_the_Doge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@frankhorrigan1508 oh, you got any articles or sources for that? Google didn't give me good results, also, it could originate from somewhere else, but the "I am inside your home" part implies it being an intruder, exactly what it's called in the Mandela catalogue, so unless this story you're referring has home intrusion involved, I'm assuming the meme was made referring the Mandela catalogue.

    • @yeowch1073
      @yeowch1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@frankhorrigan1508 hi salt Chad! The “I am inside your home” bit is actually from the Mandela Catalogue, sorry!

    • @equinoxxgd3466
      @equinoxxgd3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yeowch1073 hi yeowch! He's talking about the police sketch of the man, not the quote featured in the video, sorry!

  • @dr.m.abdelmonsifdeweis1975
    @dr.m.abdelmonsifdeweis1975 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I am inside your home"
    Oh look a free biscuit i am starving

  • @mamaelloco
    @mamaelloco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    This is honestly absolutely panic inducing, even without the headphones...

  • @WooHooLadttv
    @WooHooLadttv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    welcome, i got hot coffee, i got warm baths, i got ME, you can do whatever ya want :D

  • @JacquesChomiak
    @JacquesChomiak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "I'm inside your home."
    *Puts on Duke Nukem sunglasses*
    "I'M INSIDE YOUR MOM."
    *theme starts*

    • @SomethingIDK1
      @SomethingIDK1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💀

    • @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
      @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yeah , but what if I told you ...
      *WE ARE BROTHERS*

    • @Codename-Thefox
      @Codename-Thefox ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm doin' your mom

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. “I WAS ADOPTED” **Megadeth riff**

    • @KoolKidKandy
      @KoolKidKandy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bad to the bone plays

  • @impossibleypossible5647
    @impossibleypossible5647 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Damn* that footstep right after I'm inside your home generally got me to look up to my hallway door.
    *Watch with earphones*

  • @anonkig
    @anonkig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I think you adding a voice to him makes me more comfortable with seeing him.

    • @telephonecell1366
      @telephonecell1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      + he sound like Mike from Breaking bad

    • @nugget1631
      @nugget1631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found the text-to-voice girl voice to be far more frightening on him

  • @ydiesel2214
    @ydiesel2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The attention to detail this fucking guy has in his content is incredible. Truly a talented voice actor and meme maker

  • @QuintupleBus
    @QuintupleBus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    He opened a door coming from my window so I think he's at my neighbor's house. Good try though.

  • @Rat_InUr_Floorboards
    @Rat_InUr_Floorboards ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm inside your home."
    Americans with guns: "and you sure as fuck not leaving it"

  • @lordcalaminus7597
    @lordcalaminus7597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Me waiting with a bowl of chips and a copy of Morbius
    “Howdy.”

    • @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
      @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah man , I prefer watching Might of the subconscious
      (Mandela catalogue lore reference btw)

    • @zasaniw
      @zasaniw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morbin’ time

    • @theworstclown
      @theworstclown ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Ending?

  • @bokaxet1698
    @bokaxet1698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was expecting him to say "Your mother"

    • @seek9821
      @seek9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur mom

  • @someguy1894
    @someguy1894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    fun fact: the only official unofficial source is that this is a crime man drawn from what the witness stated, so a man like this is existing in our world, yet to be caught by the police.

    • @MrSponge56
      @MrSponge56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s absolutely terrifying

  • @nykolasalbrecht3053
    @nykolasalbrecht3053 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Small issue, this is America. *racks 12 gauge*

  • @angeltheweirdo
    @angeltheweirdo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I was expecting a “who asked” but him being in my home is much more scary

  • @TheSkeletonVA
    @TheSkeletonVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I’ve been shiposting this guy into a bunch of different things on discord for the past month or so, so I’m real happy to see others do the same!

    • @MfwPrivate
      @MfwPrivate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice shitposting. One small issue

    • @Nbinparticular
      @Nbinparticular 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MfwPrivate i'm inside you

  • @redfred_0993
    @redfred_0993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "And then i fell asleep, The end!"

  • @Lumi_The_Lumi
    @Lumi_The_Lumi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Meanwhile me with a sliding door:

  • @陳震雷
    @陳震雷 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    “I'm inside your home...”
    "oh no step bro i'm stuck can you help me out"

    • @cryzieee
      @cryzieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cursed.

    • @basicscpfan
      @basicscpfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "İ'm outside your home now...."

    • @keanux5906
      @keanux5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *I'm inside you."

    • @AstralShot
      @AstralShot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@keanux5906 😫

    • @puroandhuman2489
      @puroandhuman2489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@keanux5906 AYO

  • @Kencer
    @Kencer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    what a calming, deep voice
    He even came to visit me @ home!! :)

  • @twister107
    @twister107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    This actually was a meme before it was used in the Mandela Catalogue. It was used as some sort of dark humor. Doesn’t make it any less fucking terrifying!

    • @korbendallas5614
      @korbendallas5614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Выгу выгу выгу

    • @chiskeik27
      @chiskeik27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      албанец!

    • @mr.someone6128
      @mr.someone6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. It was the other way around

    • @offcutt
      @offcutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.someone6128 What do you mean? The intruder was a 4chan thing

    • @mr.someone6128
      @mr.someone6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@offcutt he wasn't a meme tough

  • @thesmartestidiot3547
    @thesmartestidiot3547 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Im inside your home”
    Mike Tyson: one small issue

  • @brinettevalorie4554
    @brinettevalorie4554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "woah! what a nice coincidence. i'm inside my home too!" - victim 4 of house invasion, 11:34 pm, last Wednesday