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USAF Honor Guard - Rubber Chicken Bearing Test

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ย. 2012
  • To be a Ceremonial Guardsman in the United States Air Force you have to maintain bearing at all times, even if you have a rubber chicken in front of your face. The instructors at the USAF Honor Guard Tech School constantly challenge the newcoming Airmen's bearing, and the students pay the penalty if they cannot maintain it.

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  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37134

    Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you

    • @highlander6573
      @highlander6573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2592

      This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird

    • @2trimchow._
      @2trimchow._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

      @@highlander6573 Im confused on how this is supposed to be related to what he said.

    • @KhreamedKhorne
      @KhreamedKhorne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow.
      Boot camp was a weird time.

    • @highlander6573
      @highlander6573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      @@2trimchow._ we were not supposed to laugh cause it was a death scene but for some reason it was really funny for us

    • @patrickspringfeldt7207
      @patrickspringfeldt7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Unless you are honor guard and think of the fallen. its easy to know your roll and know what its about.

  • @Xavierpng
    @Xavierpng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33541

    Whoever the chicken handler is has excellent comedic timing, I see why he was hired for the job

    • @farfalleus8568
      @farfalleus8568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +767

      "The chicken handler" lol

    • @thecardboardcrusader9999
      @thecardboardcrusader9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      The army recruiter chasing the class clown to sign him up for rubber chicken duty

    • @yeyoftw9580
      @yeyoftw9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Glad he is fighting for our country

    • @brackenfire132
      @brackenfire132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Job Title: “The Cock Squeezer”

    • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
      @T33K3SS3LCH3N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I can imagine a three-stage qualification check and training program for USAF Humor Detection Officers.

  • @the_simple_editor
    @the_simple_editor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2420

    everyone: *holding in laughter*
    that one guy: 🗿

    • @anthonyv3564
      @anthonyv3564 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      Dude found out his wife was cheating and the kid wasn’t his

    • @ferdinand5223
      @ferdinand5223 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I dunno what makes just dropping this emoji so funny.

    • @mangaslans
      @mangaslans หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@anthonyv3564 what happend him?

    • @SimoSisu
      @SimoSisu หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@mangaslans Nothing. This is internet.

    • @SimoSisu
      @SimoSisu หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Man had that medal of honor gaze

  • @octavianrisen
    @octavianrisen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1489

    0:42 you can’t tell me this is the best example of a grunt in the military

    • @YappistanPresident
      @YappistanPresident 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      No, it's a honk

    • @ItzJustDrakox
      @ItzJustDrakox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +240

      Bro’s built like the mf Doomslayer 💀💀

    • @TherianFucker
      @TherianFucker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@ItzJustDrakoxdeadass💀

    • @baianinja8863
      @baianinja8863 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      When he takes off his hat, the shadows still cover his face

    • @Z1nt3k
      @Z1nt3k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Yeah, he looks like B.J. Blazkowicz.

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13020

    History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"

    • @othernerd3841
      @othernerd3841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov.
      he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town.
      by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides.
      but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.

    • @spasplash156
      @spasplash156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ah oh we have a funny guy

    • @debbiebossie
      @debbiebossie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a Dutch (sorry for my English), I feel this is always the case, at any channel or place in the States🙈 I am wrong?

    • @theoneaboveall8625
      @theoneaboveall8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fuck america

    • @tylerlee6613
      @tylerlee6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Our military is a joke

  • @Maxy75
    @Maxy75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28089

    Mate : What was the toughest enemy you faced in USAF Career ?
    Me : The rubber Chicken .

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@thememe986 Don't forget ALO/TACP and PJs

    • @spade3779
      @spade3779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *The chicken...* lol

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s the only enemy they’ve seen so yeah

    • @aragonn2683
      @aragonn2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #Chairforce

  • @makidudafun8966
    @makidudafun8966 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2300

    0:46 he didn't even flinch, he's a legend and a veteran

    • @skycaptain95
      @skycaptain95 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +539

      His father was beaten to death by Vietcong with a rubber chicken in 1971 and it's really not funny.

    • @redwhites3651
      @redwhites3651 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      He’s probably vegan

    • @kevinlevrone1
      @kevinlevrone1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@redwhites3651no way u beliwvw that sh*t

    • @pojuh645
      @pojuh645 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens?
      We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that?
      I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.

    • @pojuh645
      @pojuh645 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative.
      I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.

  • @ninav.1712
    @ninav.1712 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    0:47 he experienced all the pain and sorrow that he can't even laugh now

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Edge lord

    • @stormkulit
      @stormkulit หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Chadius_Thundercock balls

    • @Randomdude260
      @Randomdude260 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Chadius_Thundercockyo what

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Randomdude260 chicken butt

  • @ChrisDeVarro
    @ChrisDeVarro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4974

    U could tell the one guy just didn't have a soul anymore, he was like a universal soldier standing there.

    • @777arksMa77_RGM
      @777arksMa77_RGM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      or maybe already practice

    • @jasonshrout8921
      @jasonshrout8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      More likely he was pissed that he was subjected to this bs. This generation thinks farts are funny.

    • @werk62
      @werk62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

      @@jasonshrout8921 Who hurt you?

    • @Trialnerror
      @Trialnerror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +919

      @@werk62 I bet it was a chicken

    • @ct92404
      @ct92404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      @@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.

  • @beatboxbuggi6884
    @beatboxbuggi6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6969

    Being the guy who holds the chicken has got to be the funnest job in the Military, if not that world

    • @nattystrongman4925
      @nattystrongman4925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That world huh? Yeah jupiter is the best!

    • @Spaceman0720
      @Spaceman0720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not just the funnest job but the worlds best job if not then in the entire universe

    • @jason401.
      @jason401. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait is ur pfp a 22 or a 35 I cant see how the wings enter the main build

    • @prudenciomangaoangiii403
      @prudenciomangaoangiii403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @0nly_Blazin /: lol liar we have only landed men on jupiter

    • @prudenciomangaoangiii403
      @prudenciomangaoangiii403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @0nly_Blazin /: nothin further unless u alien or sht

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    I think the funniest part is how the chickens slowly peers into their field of view

    • @Ynox54321
      @Ynox54321 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      And then starts with an inquisitive, very gentle honking

  • @edwinzeas900
    @edwinzeas900 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    0:42 a man who’s dead serious in his life.

    • @prod6mill.512
      @prod6mill.512 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Killing machine

    • @chanceamirian6522
      @chanceamirian6522 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Locked in

    • @mehmetgurdal
      @mehmetgurdal หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He kinda reminds me of doomguy :D

    • @formuloid
      @formuloid หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Marine thinks he’s in the Air Force or somthing.

  • @gavinramlall663
    @gavinramlall663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6767

    Interesting to see the military implementing “Try not to Laugh” in their training....

    • @Myathaarth
      @Myathaarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@beneko1127 The peak of a soldiers training.

    • @thaitran3846
      @thaitran3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@beneko1127 and burn

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      So,,, WHO is recording this top-secret training exercise ? NOW the enemy has this technology too

    • @SinclairWest
      @SinclairWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's not the military, that's TH-cam Bootcamp

    • @darthpongo5457
      @darthpongo5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pinnacle of resistance training lol

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34039

    "What do you do for a living?"
    I'm lead chicken squeaker....

    • @blizzard3339
      @blizzard3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Looks like a fun job though! :)

    • @TheeHusky
      @TheeHusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Greatest comment

    • @landedkitten4603
      @landedkitten4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lollll

    • @Memphio88
      @Memphio88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He is the lead chicken chocker.

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "I transports the chicken an' he squeaks the chicken."

  • @LuckyClovers
    @LuckyClovers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    These guys train hard to help make the darkest moments in the lives of the families of the deceased that much more dignified. Love you all and thank you for your service.

    • @orange158
      @orange158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You chose to comment this on this video in particular

    • @First-Name--Last-Name
      @First-Name--Last-Name ปีที่แล้ว

      They fight to support an imperialist government

    • @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-
      @-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@orange158 i hope you understand that's what the Honor Guard is. It's a ceremonial team, often used for funerals. As funny as the video is, it's a test to see if a member can keep their composure, even in the most ridiculous situations.

    • @Deactiv8dStylez
      @Deactiv8dStylez 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      they train until it comes time for the rubber chicken test, always remember that :)

  • @student6393
    @student6393 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Second soldier literally looks like that one guy during the “When I say the name, Biggus….. Dickus….”

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love that reference!!

    • @FAIRYGIRL911
      @FAIRYGIRL911 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He has a wife, you know

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@FAIRYGIRL911 You know what she's called?

  • @AQS521
    @AQS521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21108

    “Damn bro why didn’t you pass training”
    “I laughed at a rubber chicken”

  • @shampoo1991
    @shampoo1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2482

    I absolutely lost it when he started bayonetting the chicken.

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I would've failed the test right there tbh

    • @angelguerrero7655
      @angelguerrero7655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      that shit fucking killed me

    • @Ashin1O3O
      @Ashin1O3O 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@angelguerrero7655 not as much as it did that rubber chicken XD

    • @Thewhisperingcrow
      @Thewhisperingcrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Who is about to lose it when the chicken was right in the guys face at the very end

    • @leafext
      @leafext 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      chicken abuse

  • @jamesfernandez8132
    @jamesfernandez8132 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    "What the BOCK are you smilin' at?" - Drill Sargent Chicken
    1:03

    • @DemonDriver31
      @DemonDriver31 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Bock nothin sir bock.

    • @hpa2005
      @hpa2005 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@DemonDriver31 Is that BOCKing so?!, drop and BOCKing give me twenty!

    • @Hans_P_G
      @Hans_P_G 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "Do you feel clucky? Well, do yah, bock?"

    • @jamesfernandez8132
      @jamesfernandez8132 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hans_P_G that made me laugh way harder then is should have😂

  • @C.A_Robert
    @C.A_Robert ปีที่แล้ว +70

    0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*

  • @cyber_dragon_123
    @cyber_dragon_123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7105

    “Yeah, I’m a man.”
    *“honk”*
    _hysterical laughter_

    • @anthonyrichard2722
      @anthonyrichard2722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that and the dudes reply above me made me laugh

    • @ffxiarcadius
      @ffxiarcadius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hardly, these guys are air force

    • @dzvxo
      @dzvxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ffxiarcadius AYO CHILL 😭

    • @ffxiarcadius
      @ffxiarcadius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dzvxo I'm too sharp to handle too cold to hold

    • @erwinrommel125
      @erwinrommel125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ffxiarcadius you eat crayons

  • @rapthefox2856
    @rapthefox2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8877

    This has the same feeling when our moms say:
    "If you laugh you're lying"
    And instantly bursts out of laughing.

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @[REDACTED] you like your own comment cringe

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you like your own comment cringe

    • @rapthefox2856
      @rapthefox2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@capybara9521 who hurt you?

    • @Nsquare_01
      @Nsquare_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@capybara9521 you like your own comment cringe 🤢😱🤮😦😩

    • @AjZeph
      @AjZeph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@capybara9521 i wouldn't be shocked if you have no friends

  • @C2-ALFA
    @C2-ALFA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    0:25 mission failed, We'll do it again next time.

  • @eyeguy2928
    @eyeguy2928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    0:45 respect to that guy

    • @yeetbigley6287
      @yeetbigley6287 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Fucking DoomGuy

    • @johnflores5044
      @johnflores5044 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      let's face it, the man is dying of laughter inside, but he found a way to control it

    • @snoopdogssb2
      @snoopdogssb2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      outside he is not laugh
      but inside he is laughing

    • @Ripsawman0
      @Ripsawman0 ปีที่แล้ว

      jack reacher looking mf wasnt playing

    • @patrickbateman202
      @patrickbateman202 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Agent Blaskowicz

  • @SilentMott
    @SilentMott 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6650

    Should we pull out his fingernails sir?
    No, get.....the chicken.

    • @vomitagent7305
      @vomitagent7305 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      NOT LE CHICKEN ((((;゚Д゚)))))))

    • @dan428
      @dan428 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      OH GOD HAHAH MAKE IT STOP HAHA WHYYYY

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Not THIS screaming chicken please I'LL TELL EVERYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SilentMott, Oh god no, here is what I know we land in normandy on June 6, SWORD, JUNO, GOLD, OMAHA and UTAH are the beaches.

    • @cgarc131
      @cgarc131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SilentMott You sir deserve an award. I laughed so hard i fucking died.

  • @floorlamp3104
    @floorlamp3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9305

    terrorist: has rubber chicken
    soldier: *"I TRAINED FOR THIS"*

    • @notforgetful4926
      @notforgetful4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      why is every comment here stolen

    • @ItsShimmerr
      @ItsShimmerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Terrorist: puts it on their dick
      Soldier: I WASNT TRAINED TO DEAL WITH SPECIAL FORCES

    • @farid9782
      @farid9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lmaooo

    • @ItsShimmerr
      @ItsShimmerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Khallzz What?

    • @sonatine3266
      @sonatine3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminds me of the Family Guy episode. :D

  • @NewEnglandFoamer
    @NewEnglandFoamer หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I didn’t laugh for the chicken test itself, but I lost it when they started poking the chicken with the gun 💀

  • @onlyyou5610
    @onlyyou5610 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I've smiled through everything except when the serious guy came ok screen. Somehow even if I look at the chicken his presence makes the mood serious

    • @blucatt1k
      @blucatt1k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Came looking for this comment 😭

    • @mrnathan5264
      @mrnathan5264 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same lmao the smile wiped off my face when I saw him

  • @TheRealGarg
    @TheRealGarg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19152

    this guy has the best job in the world

    • @Spartan136
      @Spartan136 8 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      In the air force, screw being a fighter pilot this is the real best job!

    • @techfreak243
      @techfreak243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      yes it is. i would make it soooooo annoying that they would crack

    • @META19991
      @META19991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Maverick The Cow he does....im fucking dead

    • @squidwardtentacles9825
      @squidwardtentacles9825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I really doubt this is his only duty.

    • @christiehale614
      @christiehale614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maverick The Cow

  • @abigramsfan5486
    @abigramsfan5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5329

    Soldiers: *exist*
    Chicken: im about to end this mans whole career

    • @Ivannn252
      @Ivannn252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂 underrated comment

    • @konahsreturn-4038
      @konahsreturn-4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @top.comment.god

    • @ithinkweregoingtoneedabigg8525
      @ithinkweregoingtoneedabigg8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”

    • @Panthers-pb6gi
      @Panthers-pb6gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underated

    • @Panthers-pb6gi
      @Panthers-pb6gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Velasco dude it’s a joke same to you deven

  • @f0327
    @f0327 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    0:43 he's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

    • @kevinzhang6623
      @kevinzhang6623 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ...Oh.

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kevinzhang6623 He once killed three men in a bar...

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:42 I imagine a conversation went down like this later:
    "How are you able to not even smile??"
    "Trust me, I was fighting for my life."

  • @RR-yt104
    @RR-yt104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9485

    Friend:
    What's your job ?
    Me:
    Its complicated...

  • @wcollins1995
    @wcollins1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7944

    The one thing I learned in the military:
    Literally EVERYTHING is 100 times funnier when you're at attention/parade rest

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.

    • @Vortexstorm921
      @Vortexstorm921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ill Will 100% true 😂

    • @Blablablableblo
      @Blablablableblo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes this

    • @gabestarks5854
      @gabestarks5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thank you for your service

    • @ayamisdelicious3600
      @ayamisdelicious3600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gabestarks5854 you talkin to me?

  • @BlackSkull1984
    @BlackSkull1984 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    0:41 this guy right here is a menacing beast

    • @vectorrondon5852
      @vectorrondon5852 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      William Joseph Blazckowicz (I copied this comment)

  • @kyv979
    @kyv979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love the chicken abuse at 0:57, kills me everytime

  • @miso1076
    @miso1076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    Soldier : "They will never find us in this camouflage till we remain absolutely silent"
    Terrorists pull out rubber duck
    Soldier : "Shit.."

    • @user-si5nk8bz8o
      @user-si5nk8bz8o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wtf kkkkkkkkkkk

    • @SilentWoodsGMT
      @SilentWoodsGMT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn, hahahaha.

    • @Arif_Raziq
      @Arif_Raziq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh no

    • @sckupz5125
      @sckupz5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Airmen they ain’t soldiers their airmen

    • @deadhookerproductions1068
      @deadhookerproductions1068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@sckupz5125
      Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet"
      (The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens)
      Air force: shit

  • @ihave1sub89
    @ihave1sub89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12532

    This is a special forces training, incase you get taken as a prisoner of war and are about to be interrogated using a toy chicken. Very valuable training 💪🏾

    • @plasmaburn8003
      @plasmaburn8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      It's not special forces training it's honor guard they are supposed to keep a straight face no matter what.

    • @dannyboy7237
      @dannyboy7237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      @@plasmaburn8003 it's a joke

    • @_.l._
      @_.l._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@plasmaburn8003 Wow you're a genius 🤣🤣

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well their government shouldnt create wars in other countries then. so if those terorists are taken prsioners then they deserve to be fuked up. their choice to be a puppet.

    • @blobman5696
      @blobman5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@metalvideos1961 th-cam.com/video/OLpeX4RRo28/w-d-xo.html

  • @bruhgod123
    @bruhgod123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    the most brutal part of military training

  • @jshizzle92
    @jshizzle92 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Glad to see they’re still having fun in the Air Force

  • @idontknowanymore7157
    @idontknowanymore7157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4429

    Soldier: **comes back home**
    Girlfriend: why did you come back?
    Soldier: *I lost to a toy chicken.*

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Stolen

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      XD thanks for sharing! Can't scroll forever

    • @misteriman2473
      @misteriman2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The most fearsome enemies.

    • @tauhedushsalam3877
      @tauhedushsalam3877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @DONT Why will I ?

    • @skyfooglenoice4905
      @skyfooglenoice4905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will tell you one thing, when we talk about looking good to the girls im pretty serius, but i don't know if i would be able to tank that chicken 🤣🤣

  • @burnit_0193
    @burnit_0193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15425

    Whoever came up with this chicken joke during attention has no soul. I had to do so many push-ups cause that damn chicken.

    • @burnit_0193
      @burnit_0193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +904

      @hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though

    • @burnit_0193
      @burnit_0193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.

    • @cosmo_rl1751
      @cosmo_rl1751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      burnit just Iet him be he cant understand a fk joke xD

    • @lucian6830
      @lucian6830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      burnit 01 you're a good man

  • @oldraccoon3688
    @oldraccoon3688 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The legacy of trial by Biggus Dickus is still alive

    • @vidarkristiansen8989
      @vidarkristiansen8989 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yea Biggus Duckus is keeping with traditions 😀

    • @andriealinsangao613
      @andriealinsangao613 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@oldraccoon3688 Anybody else feel like a little... Giggle... When I mention my fwiend....
      ...Biggus...
      ...DICKUS?

  • @hockeyislife7686
    @hockeyislife7686 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is making me laugh through a screen i can’t imagine how I’d react if I was there

  • @SaCalox
    @SaCalox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7496

    Other soldiers: trying their hardest not to burst out laughing
    That one soldier: 🗿

  • @JaredJuetten
    @JaredJuetten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5342

    I love how the guy squeaking the chicken knows that "less is more" more often than not, especially with humor like this. It's just... unexpected. And you imagine they are going to squeak that shit at you SUPER LOUD but then... a quiet little squeak. As if it's telling you a secret. It's unexpected and works best.

    • @sara_c907
      @sara_c907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Lol, I don't think this is his first rubber chicken rodeo.

    • @bruh.5620
      @bruh.5620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i think we all knew this. is this some sort of, shocking understanding to you? considering you got ugandan knuckles as your pfp, its understandable why you just found out what good humor is

    • @Estrella_Dawn
      @Estrella_Dawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bruh.5620 Holy shit you killed him dude

    • @foreignorange3579
      @foreignorange3579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@bruh.5620 said the bruh sound effect.

    • @kiwisquid8605
      @kiwisquid8605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      “As if it’s telling you a secret”. 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @CaptCovfefe515
    @CaptCovfefe515 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was a Civil Air Patrol cadet (auxiliary of the USAF, think of it as similar to JROTC but not in school and with a bit more going on) and we had an Honor Guard Academy as a National activity. I did it one year and we were trained by an actual USAF Honor Guard. We were subjected to the rubber chicken too, along with a lot of goofy behavior that was intended to train us on maintaining bearing and keeping a hand on our rifles at all times.

  • @HalfBloodPrince69420
    @HalfBloodPrince69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That might be the hardest test I've ever seen 😂😂

  • @AdaFear
    @AdaFear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9789

    The aspect that you might miss is that these people have been going through rigorous training and practices for months at this time, making them way more susceptible to even the slightest comedic object.

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +862

      I think its just the setting and the totality of the situation. Like you expect somebody to shout at you to get you to loose composure, but you don't expect a guy in military fatigurs with a fucking rubber chicken.

    • @Stigma-ba115
      @Stigma-ba115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@treepop9907 Hey, it may have just been five minutes of rigorous training, but it was the best five minutes of your mother's life.

    • @shane7778
      @shane7778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You don’t know what honor guard is do you?

    • @Jcaeser187
      @Jcaeser187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@treepop9907 and the navy seals just sit around on a boat catching fish and having butt secks

    • @TheJustinShowAndCo
      @TheJustinShowAndCo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The “not supposed to laugh” element.

  • @grapefruittv7677
    @grapefruittv7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    0:41 looks like he trained to be a soldier just to kill the ones that betrayed him

    • @jithinjohn7240
      @jithinjohn7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Reinarr---AoT

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      He looks like a fucking brick wall

    • @nehemiahworthey2883
      @nehemiahworthey2883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@pissandcornflakes9119 bruh you got me fucking dying at 4 am by this comment

    • @madanlal4037
      @madanlal4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol he serious!

    • @perun6688
      @perun6688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jithinjohn7240 Reiner aint that buff

  • @python3215
    @python3215 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They did this to me a Civil Air Patrol Encampment. They put ranks on in too and yelled at us to say Good Morning to Colonel Cluck. couldn’t hold it in lol.

  • @Atomic_Oven
    @Atomic_Oven 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    0:46
    He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

  • @lasttime500
    @lasttime500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4228

    There is this psychological phenomenon that everything just becomes funnier if you're not allowed to laugh 😂

    • @ShaDusK
      @ShaDusK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      100 percent!! I believe that from experience.

    • @lizmonard
      @lizmonard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes, always used to get the giggles at mass.

    • @duskdawn1974
      @duskdawn1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@naplzt4k have you ever laughed a day in ur life my guy

    • @lonedolo644
      @lonedolo644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True😂

    • @EmiToast
      @EmiToast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@duskdawn1974 nah he's an edgy depressed guy 😱😭🥺😭😔

  • @Samuello2024
    @Samuello2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4906

    0:45
    Man's mind: *That was the last sound i heard before my family died in our burning farm.*

    • @boogursplat
      @boogursplat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That just made my night lol lmfao

    • @frantsrapbeat
      @frantsrapbeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Wow, it's a secret that how do not laugh.

    • @cruse1177
      @cruse1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂💀😭🤣😵😂

    • @Samuello2024
      @Samuello2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@cruse1177 This is cringe.

    • @terricampbell3179
      @terricampbell3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frantsrapbeat what are you talking about

  • @douglascasares1062
    @douglascasares1062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best trick to prevent you from laughing is to think about something that makes you mad.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      communists

  • @Patrick-tz3od
    @Patrick-tz3od 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hearing the Sound is one thing but these rubber chickens also just look hilarious. Its hard to keep a straight face if you see it appear in the corner of your eye

  • @stealthyshadow567
    @stealthyshadow567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6961

    Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days”
    Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!

    • @0rang.utan.bananaman199
      @0rang.utan.bananaman199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I just got out of Air Force basic training and I can absolutely confirm that’s accurate.

    • @Vaul.
      @Vaul. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Vaul. imagine when they get the wrong kind of "rubber cock"

    • @jamespeck10
      @jamespeck10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAOOOO

  • @desync4058
    @desync4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    0:42
    I was fully expecting him to grab the chicken and rip it in half or something

    • @ThisShitIsWeird
      @ThisShitIsWeird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      He seems like he transferred from the Army or Marine infantry and just didn’t feel like dealing with the bullshit

    • @desync4058
      @desync4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @e e
      Probably is. Undercover or something

    • @fightforlifeforeva2843
      @fightforlifeforeva2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @kusten9497
      @kusten9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he is going to get sent to mars soon

    • @theghostofharambe317
      @theghostofharambe317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If i had to fight him i would immediately surrender

  • @louquinho286
    @louquinho286 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:47 that man right there is the man that i think when i hear american soldier

  • @joekool0078
    @joekool0078 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would’ve instantly laughed if I was in this situation but I wouldn’t laugh when the chicken honks but when the chicken just simply slides into my point of view

  • @MRMikk-vk1jh
    @MRMikk-vk1jh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    These guys are strong enough to struggle through the horrors of war. But a rubber chicken is IMMPOSIBLE TO FACE

    • @bradp8241
      @bradp8241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      yeah cause war isnt funny

    • @Mr_Triscuit
      @Mr_Triscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Faramir
      You missed his point as well. You aren't supposed to laugh at war, you focus, adapt and survive in a war.
      All they're doing right now is having their bearings tested with a hilariously rubber chicken. Which is unbelievably hard, those of them that did laugh I don't blame in the slightest. Even the guy with the chicken couldn't help but smile.

    • @jimmycarter7541
      @jimmycarter7541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blade Ponds I think YOU missed the point.
      Smart one.

    • @AR-br7cl
      @AR-br7cl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Horrors of war" 😂😂😂 they are AIR FORCE and im 100% sure 9.9/10 of them come from support MOSs.

    • @lukesheep4114
      @lukesheep4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      War is funny if you think of a clown at war with another clown.
      ....
      ....
      ....
      To all retards who will call me out, its a joke.

  • @josephstalin364
    @josephstalin364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3777

    Everyone when faced against the chicken: Laughs
    That one guy: 🗿

    • @BloodySky07
      @BloodySky07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      He might be robot from inside

    • @myhand4272
      @myhand4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Thanos dad

    • @myhand4272
      @myhand4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@paytonjones432 what??

    • @light8222
      @light8222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sjsjsjsj 31 yarram çok komik

    • @pac-ice-tan806
      @pac-ice-tan806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated

  • @Toniez0
    @Toniez0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Most intense and vigorous training I've ever seen

  • @lostasadorespr
    @lostasadorespr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I'm supposed to believe that these people train for everything in the world except for this? Aren't these the guys who show me an ad in youtube every 10 minutes to join them?

  • @scottw3048
    @scottw3048 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    i'd struggle not to laugh at a guy squeezing, ever so softly, a rubber chicken right in my ear
    my sides would leave orbit watching someone assault a rubber chicken with a rifle tbh

    • @reman3000
      @reman3000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LMAO

    • @reman3000
      @reman3000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      IM STILL DYING XDDDD

    • @lizzzapetals479
      @lizzzapetals479 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ugh same here

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The one at 13 seconds would make me leave the room in laughing

    • @lucasmatheustuponi456
      @lucasmatheustuponi456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/RNh4PvYcPi0/w-d-xo.html

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6147

    YOU LAUGH
    YOU LOSE

    • @gabrieldeluca9790
      @gabrieldeluca9790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      You Laugh
      You're fired

    • @adolfopross7269
      @adolfopross7269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      da rules are simple
      skrataduuu

    • @huseynhuseynov3057
      @huseynhuseynov3057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone You Don't Know you laught you fuck

    • @calvingroenewald2497
      @calvingroenewald2497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      SKRATTAR DU, FORLORAR DU, MANNNEEEEEE

    • @97Remy97
      @97Remy97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      did you laughed or did you lose?

  • @albertinzon3505
    @albertinzon3505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its so funny how even the jacked military soldiers laugh on a rubber chicken

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "He's a eunuch.
    He's a eunuch.
    He's a eunuch!
    ...He's dead."

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7390

    0:42 this guy looks like he’s never laughed in his life

    • @adityarajasekar1020
      @adityarajasekar1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

      He was thinking of his ex.

    • @avecaesar617
      @avecaesar617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

      He is a communist spy

    • @Fanofmusic106
      @Fanofmusic106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      He was most certainly in jrotc all years in high school

    • @krookedvulture
      @krookedvulture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @Randi Szöküld ... flashbacks to the terrible chicken incident ... 🔥🔥💥🔥💣🐔💥🔥🔥💥💣🔥

    • @CacaBaNga590
      @CacaBaNga590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Fanofmusic106 JROTC ....... If I'm going to look like this then that's scary I been in LCC for 6th through 8th grade and JROTC freshmen year I'll tell not bringing my uniform for the 5th time man holding those guns up for a hour made me regret it

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:15 has to be my favorite. He's all chill and straight-faced and in control until the rubber chicken enters his view, then comes the challenge of not laughing.

  • @seanphurley
    @seanphurley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chicken ataaaaaack
    Watch your back, before you fade to black

  • @eugchung2047
    @eugchung2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    0:42 I finally found the person who
    Plays wii without the wii mote strap.

    • @thatonethicnibba7865
      @thatonethicnibba7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Dam boi he thiccer than a snicker

    • @binger8317
      @binger8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He is more square then a god damn cube

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      desposito tries to get 100 subs boi
      HES
      TOO
      DANGEROUS
      TO
      BE
      KEPT
      ALIVE

    • @ShadowCooper77
      @ShadowCooper77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let's be honest. No one wore the wii remote strap.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ShadowCooper I did. Guess I’m nobody.

  • @pinkisharma7939
    @pinkisharma7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    0:46 He was never the same after all that ripping and tearing demons on Mars...

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      touch me plenty

    • @bishopcastillo92
      @bishopcastillo92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rumuelnathanael8043 Heavy metal intensifies

    • @tuanz8009
      @tuanz8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pinki Sharma it’s not funny to make fun on someone..

    • @abaddon2796
      @abaddon2796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THE DOOM SLAYER

    • @Quinn8529
      @Quinn8529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tuấn z800 You’re not funny in general so I don’t know why you’re talking.

  • @NotInterXX
    @NotInterXX หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would laugh too if a rubber chicken started whispering sweet nothings into my ear

  • @chillhopify
    @chillhopify ปีที่แล้ว +2

    once I brought this chicken to school and I got suspended
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Anon-mu8re
    @Anon-mu8re 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    0:42 _Now _*_THATS_*_ A War Face!_

    • @adityarajasekar1020
      @adityarajasekar1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      A n o n
      *He was holding his shit*

    • @dankovac1609
      @dankovac1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Choki Senpai thats John Cena

    • @wiskyvet
      @wiskyvet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.

    • @jennygreat4846
      @jennygreat4846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A n o n that jawline 😱

    • @AndyIli
      @AndyIli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HE IS COMMANDER BOREALE

  • @DT-vh5yw
    @DT-vh5yw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    0:42 when you leave the Marine Corp and join the Air Force

    • @CoverBrazilian
      @CoverBrazilian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Facts lmao

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Such warrior mind

    • @mrwest2474
      @mrwest2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chair force

    • @blondie_8347
      @blondie_8347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrwest2474 What branch are you in?

    • @mrwest2474
      @mrwest2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Blondie _ keyboard warrior master prestige

  • @gibbings5534
    @gibbings5534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i like the idea that the military has a rubber chicken expert just for this occasion

  • @memeboi18
    @memeboi18 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yet another example of how everything becomes funnier when you shouldn’t be laughing

  • @Axl4325
    @Axl4325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    0:48 that guy looks like came straight out of Doom, nothing can phase him. Mad respect

    • @DoktorFuchs
      @DoktorFuchs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      He is unbreakable

    • @leaderlamb_dabest5439
      @leaderlamb_dabest5439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Bruh i thought the same thing when i saw his jaw line i was like, THEY CALL HIM THE DOOMSLAYER

    • @ravinosaurus
      @ravinosaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      plot twist: that's actually Doomguy before being deployed to Iraq

    • @DoktorFuchs
      @DoktorFuchs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ravinosaurus When the Heavy Metal starts, He will be a real Doom Slayer

    • @MisterAutist
      @MisterAutist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That guy looks like he eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.

  • @robkosher
    @robkosher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2794

    01:01
    Chicken: SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

    • @lihxc
      @lihxc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      THATS NOT A WAR FACE

    • @mattyshredz1071
      @mattyshredz1071 8 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      AHHHH, THAT'S A WAR FACE. NOW LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE.

    • @RandomGuy-km6mn
      @RandomGuy-km6mn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
      BULLSHIT! YOU DON'T SCARE ME!

    • @xxuncexx
      @xxuncexx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rainbow Rocks?

    • @robkosher
      @robkosher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xxuncexx yes :3

  • @volt42re
    @volt42re 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This has me crying in study hall. Absolutely amazing how it’s having the same effect on me as it did on these guys.

  • @Altair4611
    @Altair4611 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    POV: Most intense Air Force training

  • @user-ct4vt7pn7p
    @user-ct4vt7pn7p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Terrorist : pulls out a rubber chicken
    Soldiers : we weren't expecting special forces.

  • @regentum1655
    @regentum1655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine passing the most horrifying training phases, and filling up tests, but at the end you fail this

  • @EngPheniks
    @EngPheniks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Americans are a fun and humor loving nation. A no smiling test in the armed forces would definitely be very hard for them to pass

  • @laminbernadeth2278
    @laminbernadeth2278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1679

    Terrorists: Write that down, write that down!

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    USAF: We are ready to serve-
    Rubber chicken: *Peace was never an option*

  • @tusharagarwal5306
    @tusharagarwal5306 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine the drill instructor from Fullmetal Jacket doing the rubber chicken bearing test.

  • @samiplays6365
    @samiplays6365 หลายเดือนก่อน

    guards: not laughing (some of them) but all less.
    me: laughing hardly without even the test-

  • @con.troller4183
    @con.troller4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Sarge has just the right amount of pathos in his rubber chicken squawks, to elicit maximum laughter.
    "We used this in Nam to flush Charlie out from deep cover."

    • @nopetellingnothing45
      @nopetellingnothing45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      holy shit of all things on this video I didnt expect someone to point out his PATHOS

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vietnamese: The trees are speaking PA-KAAAAAAW again!

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@i-never-look-at-replies-lol WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION !!.

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/GqAquwaXaGc/w-d-xo.html

    • @christopherbriggs9526
      @christopherbriggs9526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude with chicken was Airman first class

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2272

    Everyone else: *chortling, trying not to giggle*
    The guy at 0:42 : *restraining himself from slaying his natural enemy*

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      I saw that and thought, ‘That guy is going places in the military. Seems like the no BS kind of guy.’

    • @ANJIN-p4q
      @ANJIN-p4q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was amused by their reaction not that duck toy. How's that thing even making them giggle?

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@ANJIN-p4q When you’re not allowed to laugh, it gets fucking difficult. Someone else commented this, but it does hold true

    • @EggyboyYT
      @EggyboyYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@ANJIN-p4q it's easy for you to say. You're just watching from your device. Just like imagine yourself in that situation, some dude just holds a rubber chicken and puts it right at your face. You're supposed to not move so that's part of the challenge.

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ANJIN-p4q its hard to not laugh when ur not allowed to laugh . I know i have stood in multiple assemblies

  • @Maxi-Gonz.
    @Maxi-Gonz. 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:01 I completely died when the chiken suddenly appears in frint of the guy after being poked nonstop as its saying _“What's with the smiling, Cadet? You think this is funny?”_

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "That chicken has a wife you know..."

  • @Scawyy
    @Scawyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    One of the greatest villains ever
    he's unkillable
    he's unwinnable
    he's.......The Rubber Chicken

  • @BlueBlaze99
    @BlueBlaze99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    "Sir, there's a growing concern that our soldier's morale is running low."
    "Say no more. We will commence operation Morale Boost at once! "
    Operation Morale Boost:

    • @Sarah-737
      @Sarah-737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rubber chickens make everything better. Case in point: th-cam.com/video/3ZICb02Ukg8/w-d-xo.html

    • @NihilityOverseer
      @NihilityOverseer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This needs more attention

    • @okay187
      @okay187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morale has been boosted 🤸

    • @lthejustice4255
      @lthejustice4255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahaha a slap on titan

    • @ChristianF15cher
      @ChristianF15cher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The squeakings will continue until morale improves.

  • @brucewhitehouse
    @brucewhitehouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The world badly needs a remake of "An Officer and a Gentleman," with this rubber chicken starring in Louis Gossett Jr's old role of Gunnery Sgt Foley. Rubber chicken, an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor awaits you!

  • @NothingOfNoteToSeeHere
    @NothingOfNoteToSeeHere 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Even funnier: instead of loud honks, the chicken only gets enough pressure for tiny honkies.

  • @madpistol
    @madpistol 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    Soldier Checklist.
    Go to foreign country... check
    Fight in a war... check
    Face a rubber-chicken.... damnit.

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Mad Pistol this is the air-force not army, they arnt soldiers they are airmen.

    • @pwnerj
      @pwnerj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Joshua Feldhacker This is the airforce not the marines, these guys are airmen not front-line active soldiers.

    • @Joshua-hz3cl
      @Joshua-hz3cl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The J-Key even better

    • @pwnerj
      @pwnerj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Feldhacker Yep.

    • @madpistol
      @madpistol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Joshua Feldhacker It was meant to be more of a general statement, but yes, you are correct.

  • @kaden694
    @kaden694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    U.S Army:
    We are serious about our training
    Air Force:
    So we are taking the rubber chicken test

    • @Cobra-9424
      @Cobra-9424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 FAX

    • @dillonhobbs8489
      @dillonhobbs8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      45:00 this guy should have joined the army he’s to serious for the Air Force