Technoblade Visits The Egg! (And Ranboo) (Dream SMP) (Episode 20)

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  • @MuffinPig
    @MuffinPig  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    Egg's translations
    “You're familiar, do I know you?”
    “Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you”
    "Technoblade"
    "Silence"

    • @selahsilane9838
      @selahsilane9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Thanks, English is not my first language

    • @danielmarr9977
      @danielmarr9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      How do you understand that?

    • @damienhill5305
      @damienhill5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The egg speaks backwards

    • @selahsilane9838
      @selahsilane9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@danielmarr9977 you record what it says and reverse the audio. I personally speed it up to better understand it,

    • @Emily-mm7qf
      @Emily-mm7qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I'm pretty sure that "you're familiar do I know you?" Line was a refrence to the masquerade and sir billaim

  • @CharlieKittyzx
    @CharlieKittyzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Egg: Talks to techno
    Technos chat: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOO

    • @Blackcat666c
      @Blackcat666c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The voices (chat) are like sukuna when Mahito accidentally touched yuji's soul-

  • @GiantPandas-or2dr
    @GiantPandas-or2dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    24:54 "I just look at the egg and feel hungry" - Puffy
    "same" - Technoblade
    if Philza was there he would be like "lets turn it into a fucking omelet"

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      LANGUAGE!!!!!!
      -Badboyhalo

    • @Kitsune_noah
      @Kitsune_noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He does have 30+ kids to feed

    • @endefire139
      @endefire139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Puffy did say that tho

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kitsune_noah is dream one of the kids.

    • @VelociMagi
      @VelociMagi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kitsune_noahLmao

  • @SharkSwims08
    @SharkSwims08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    “Is this like a cult?” -Techno’s wise words

  • @georgelyle6165
    @georgelyle6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Bad: tells techno the egg can help him
    Techno: casually talks about killing all his problems

  • @b.p.w.p3936
    @b.p.w.p3936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    CaptainPuffy: “HES NOT A DOG BAD!”
    Techno: “carrot ranboo.....”

    • @aloevera3317
      @aloevera3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Of course, he's an enderrabbit

    • @susanasilva3986
      @susanasilva3986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda funny

    • @domino1888
      @domino1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dogboo???

    • @Kitsune_noah
      @Kitsune_noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His other half is killer rabbit

  • @SharkSwims08
    @SharkSwims08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Techno: I can’t believe someone would kill another person
    Also Techno:(holds sword called orphan obliterater)

    • @kishucarrot3612
      @kishucarrot3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also techno: *killed 99% of the server at least one time*

    • @possum519
      @possum519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “If I have a problem I normally stab it”
      -Technoblade 2021

    • @harpie_
      @harpie_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@possum519
      “So do I.”
      -Me, Today :>

    • @justcallme_rin
      @justcallme_rin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How is he gonna kill them orphans without it

  • @CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream
    @CesarDragulaneweraforanewdream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Techno: *hears voices*
    meets the egg
    "Ah, another one....NEAT."

  • @fp_ami
    @fp_ami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I love how you can see Techno ALT TAB out to play egg sounds

  • @ruwa8754
    @ruwa8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Techno is literally the only person that could destroy the vines and not get attacked instantly, he's that powerful

    • @handhelder823
      @handhelder823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He got the eggpire outmatched

    • @desertdust6543
      @desertdust6543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bro he already has a lot of voice in his head(chat). Im pretty sure one voice will not take control of him lol

    • @dennisknee903
      @dennisknee903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bad news.... all those voices seem to have found thier common ground. And if he was already a force to be reckoned with......... uh oh...

    • @LostNLone
      @LostNLone ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has the main character plot armor

    • @devonoliver8896
      @devonoliver8896 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Technoblade Never Dies

  • @ivansmulja7222
    @ivansmulja7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Knock knock
    Hello?
    Hello sir i am here to talk abouth our lord and savior the egg
    lol

    • @weewoo6546
      @weewoo6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why did u have to put
      Lol at the end

    • @Nverrd
      @Nverrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate the egg

    • @Sunny_core
      @Sunny_core 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weewoo6546 it's funny duhhhh
      YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT REAL ITS A JOKE

    • @Sunny_core
      @Sunny_core 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nverrd me too

    • @weewoo6546
      @weewoo6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sunny_core lol Ik it was just the fact they did a massive gap

  • @teresaromanelli5174
    @teresaromanelli5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    OH GOD ok so hear me out-
    The egg said to Techno, "You're familiar, do I know you?"
    We learned from the Tales of the SMP: The Masquerade that Sir Billiam was influenced by the egg, was protecting it, and was killing people to feed it.
    What if Techno and Sir Billiam are one and the same, and the egg remembers him from the past?
    Why didn't he ever mention this? Well, I heard a theory somewhere that Ranboo and Karl used to time travel together. Karl is afraid he is slowly losing his memory from all the traveling, so the person thought that the time travel might be where Ranboo's memory problems came from, and why he doesn't remember it.
    What if Ranboo, Karl, and Techno were all time travelers at one point? Karl is afraid one day he'll travel and forget who he is. Maybe those fears partially come from Techno, who traveled so much that he _did_ forget who he was.
    I also saw a theory that Sir Billiam, sometime after the Masquerade, learned how to fight back against the egg and got rid of the blood vines, earning him the nickname "the blood god". That theory said that Sir Billiam was Techno's ancestor, and the name just stuck across multiple generations. But what if Techno liked that name so much he started calling himself that? Maybe when he traveled for the last time, he lost his memory, and the only thing he remembered was that he was the blood god. That would also explain why he isn't influenced by the egg anymore.
    Edit: Okay so I came back to this after a while and tbh, while I still really like this theory, I realize that it's probably really unlikely all things considered.

    • @stacikitchen5168
      @stacikitchen5168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is so underated

    • @jgartin8151
      @jgartin8151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They are probably just related

    • @user-yh5zm6ck6i
      @user-yh5zm6ck6i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      THIS IS THE BEST THEORY IVE EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE

    • @Lvc1f3r01
      @Lvc1f3r01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I can see the sir billiam being his ancestor more canon tbh, I was thinking that too lmao

    • @randomthings8732
      @randomthings8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait but didn't techno just not wanna change his skin though-

  • @abyss_gremlin
    @abyss_gremlin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Wilbur: gives techno a script for the egg visit
    Techno: thanks Wilbur
    Wilbur: leaves the game
    Techno: Yeets script out window
    Techno: F***k you script

    • @sarahdurling7450
      @sarahdurling7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XD that was funny f*** the script man

    • @karihuber3169
      @karihuber3169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sarahdurling7450 Ye f*ck the script!

    • @endefire139
      @endefire139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I do wonder what was supposed to happen tho
      Not that this isn't great lol

  • @witchBoi_Connor
    @witchBoi_Connor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The Donos interrupting the egg every time is the BEST accidental lore.

    • @kurotsuki7427
      @kurotsuki7427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Techno is our blood god, we get to talk to him not egg, the egg cant have him.

    • @multidebbie1
      @multidebbie1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kurotsuki7427 Your saying Techno is only ours. Selfish much. xD

    • @염소-t7m
      @염소-t7m ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@multidebbie1 ofc the voices are gonna be selfish tho

    • @JoshBeck-z5m
      @JoshBeck-z5m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@multidebbie1E

    • @JoshBeck-z5m
      @JoshBeck-z5m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@multidebbie1E

  • @acorn0
    @acorn0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    So I noticed near the beginning Bad had these particles coming out of him when he went to Technos house and then when they went to the Egg the particles disappeared. Almost like the further away Bad is from the egg the weaker and more poisoned he gets...

  • @intheblacklite9849
    @intheblacklite9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    when puffy said "the eggpire is basicly government" i was expecting techno to be like (holy music stops) " eggpire is what? did i hear government?"

  • @PatriotMapper
    @PatriotMapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “It’s red and round”
    Me: Blood?

  • @animefreak6661
    @animefreak6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Love how much he radiates ADHD and being oblivious this made me laught so hard even him just bringing Steve along

  • @70zcowboy
    @70zcowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "no ones allergic to eggs" - BBH

    • @teresaromanelli5174
      @teresaromanelli5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Except when they are" - Also BBH

    • @camillanguyen8433
      @camillanguyen8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s stupid because I’m allergic to eggs peanuts and cow milk.

    • @lavenderisdedagain4554
      @lavenderisdedagain4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dang guess I’ll just fade out of existence than. Eggs of course don’t make me violently ill because of allergies noooo that dosent happen. /j

    • @nightsedge6182
      @nightsedge6182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me, who is allergic to eggs: 👁️👄👁️

    • @70zcowboy
      @70zcowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nightsedge6182 noooo

  • @TheFaith74
    @TheFaith74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    BBH:techno is totally gonna join the eggpire!
    Meanwhile techno:o m l e t

    • @wolfi9916
      @wolfi9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @scubaellie9561
      @scubaellie9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      philza: ah yes O mL i eT

    • @ThatSwampCryptid
      @ThatSwampCryptid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scubaellie9561 At least we can understand how they became so close.

  • @coreycook1367
    @coreycook1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    If anyone was going to resist the influence of the egg through mental 'in'-stability, who else would be it but the Blood God himself?

  • @dinonuggys2953
    @dinonuggys2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Techno has a way to make everything seem so stupidly funny

  • @neroxheronix3571
    @neroxheronix3571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Can we just respect the fact as soon as techno saw these lamas ( 11:40 ) He say "Oh Carls". That had me laughing a bit. He's a man of culture

  • @AmberPanda382
    @AmberPanda382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The egg: imma get in techno’s head. The other 50 people waiting in line: >:(

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Egg: Oh boy, Techno’s back, maybe this time I can
    Voices: *no

  • @legendaryaz2076
    @legendaryaz2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "its red and round"
    Me: My brothers head when he loses a game of valorant

    • @enternamehere4124
      @enternamehere4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "its red and round"
      Me: the head of my victim when i drow him is his own blood
      What? Is it so weird?

    • @Lvc1f3r01
      @Lvc1f3r01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@enternamehere4124 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chile- anyways so-

  • @Gwyn-The-Lord-Of-Sunlight
    @Gwyn-The-Lord-Of-Sunlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    cant believe badboyhalo proposed anarcho-monarchism

  • @intheblacklite9849
    @intheblacklite9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    techn: i have a lot of voices in my head and 1 more doesnt change anything.
    bad:...

  • @Redeulous
    @Redeulous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Nobody gonna mention how bad pulled out his axe at around 7:30 trying to intimidate techno but he just doesn’t notice/care?

    • @DarthVader-6637
      @DarthVader-6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be honest I kind of ignored it during the stream

  • @derandere4356
    @derandere4356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "He seems to be treathening us."
    "What if we jump him?"
    That did not go as planned...

  • @dannymarek2725
    @dannymarek2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Bad: *does his very best to tempt techno to join the egg*
    Techno: *vibes*
    Bad: *tries harder*
    Techno: *continues vibing*
    Bad: *trys tempting ranboo*
    Ranboo: nah
    Bad: *gets desperate* hey steve, you like the egg right?!
    Steve: *shows butt*

    • @justasillyentity
      @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว +1

      40 likes and no replies? let me fix that

    • @BorkersBork
      @BorkersBork 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Steve just isnt interested in the egg unless its made into an omelette :D

  • @randomthings8732
    @randomthings8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "It can help you achieve anything you desire.."
    Well, can it help techno achieve the destruction of the egg?

    • @howlerr.
      @howlerr. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro when I found this comment that's exactly what bad said

  • @kibi3072
    @kibi3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    12:54 Techno: ... I remember it slightly different than this
    Why did I find that so funny XD

  • @souls_44
    @souls_44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Puffy: whenever i look at this i feel hungry
    Techno: same
    Phil:
    OMMLETTTEEEEE

    • @whoeveryouwantmetobe.
      @whoeveryouwantmetobe. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMMMMLLLLLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTTTTEEEEE

    • @xymoth_
      @xymoth_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @ZXQ-SUBFOX
      @ZXQ-SUBFOX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I just understood this Phil whants the egg

    • @justasillyentity
      @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil just using the egg as a crying obsidian farm:

  • @xel7593
    @xel7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's so cute to see techno quoting dreams song "Road trip''

  • @kohaku570
    @kohaku570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The Egg: Tell m-
    The Other Voice: *already talking*
    Techno: oh a new voice that is curse
    The Egg: ....
    The Other Voice: Oh you messing with the wrong God Holder

    • @Kitsune_noah
      @Kitsune_noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Voices: sorry this person is already tormented by us

    • @justasillyentity
      @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Voices: you fool… we are 100 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @kohaku570
      @kohaku570 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justasillyentity how did you find this??? it had been 2 year

    • @justasillyentity
      @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kohaku570 I scrolled down a lot

  • @0aces__
    @0aces__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Bbh be like: TECHNOBLADE, PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT

  • @besro8263
    @besro8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    So assuming that Sir Billiam is Techno's relative from the past, let's say that Billiam loved the egg so much that he took a bud of a red vine thing and put it inside himself, so he was always with the egg. In a way, Billiam 'fused' with the egg, and when he had kids, and his kids had kids, etc., the egg bud might've been passed on genetically. This seems farfetched, but what if Techno's voices are the remnants of the egg in his genes?

    • @Kitsune_noah
      @Kitsune_noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a very creative theory

  • @crystalize_l1362
    @crystalize_l1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Theory: Maybe the reason we (the voices) can be heard by Techno is because Techno is a descendant of Sir Billiam?
    Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually the voice evolved into *us*, the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god.

    • @Lvc1f3r01
      @Lvc1f3r01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo wait this really makes sense-

    • @ivyrasmussen9502
      @ivyrasmussen9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This means we as the Voices have epic origins, and…can be a main character?

    • @Wowimsick
      @Wowimsick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ivyrasmussen9502 even the viewers are lore now dsmp is wild

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So basically, we treat techno, how the eggs voices treats itself...

  • @justaperson5677
    @justaperson5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwait- Are you some sorta, like, egg mormon?"
    "What-? No!"
    Lmao 😂

  • @LSSTyranus
    @LSSTyranus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Technoblade has so many voices in his head the egg has no effect on him whatsoever

  • @asrieldreemur10
    @asrieldreemur10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    BBH: If u join the egg you will get all the benefits you want
    Me: Really
    BBH: Yes
    Me after joined the egg: Lets destroy the egg

    • @Phighter_15
      @Phighter_15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think your on tosomething

    • @stanmvrshh1709
      @stanmvrshh1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Joins egg)
      So I can be a millionaire ?

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the trick, they make you *not* want to destroy the egg after you join, and basically give you the benefits they want you to want.

  • @kirstenreagan9280
    @kirstenreagan9280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this sounds like a scammer trying to “sell” something to someone who knows its a scammer XD

  • @UnmotivatedOverachiever
    @UnmotivatedOverachiever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I only watch Techno's smp stuff because its comical how little he takes the lore seriously

  • @hahahahaha_no...
    @hahahahaha_no... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Techoblades voices are just way too loud for egg to affect him lmao
    Rest in peace

  • @CheriePie14
    @CheriePie14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “This is now a must watch stream”
    Bold pf you to assume I haven’t just absorbed lore from the other people around me that do watch streams

  • @spartansx0750
    @spartansx0750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I like how techno takes this as a joke

  • @curseofremains1905
    @curseofremains1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "This is now a must-watch stream"
    Fairy rave: *Perhaps*

  • @bobbiyorkk5286
    @bobbiyorkk5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I feel like Tecno has the brain of a child

  • @reekill_playlists
    @reekill_playlists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Stream: shows EvilBoyHalo at Techno's house
    Me: instant stress

  • @bloodmoonwolf1239
    @bloodmoonwolf1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I swear I just love that tech just cassualy breaks the 4th wall every once in a while 😂

  • @rylanc3602
    @rylanc3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I appreciate the Llamas in hats reference that technoblade made

  • @darlek_0017
    @darlek_0017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    To be honest if the egg knew the amount of blood cultist behind techno. Im sure it would have refrained from attempting corruption. Because he is our blood god!

  • @jonagjosephus7241
    @jonagjosephus7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just realized how many levels techno has. Jeez-

  • @sadpotato10yearsago50
    @sadpotato10yearsago50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how when bad and puffy are arguing you can hear techno looking up what an empire is 💀

  • @a_channel2545
    @a_channel2545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Egg: I will have Technoblade!
    Techno’s Voices: Ahem, OCCUPIED!

    • @justasillyentity
      @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว

      3 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

  • @selahsilane9838
    @selahsilane9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bad boy is SO desperate, damn

  • @darksider0968
    @darksider0968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Egg=Government
    Techno=Blood
    Techno+Egg=100 withers

  • @jaxshreds566
    @jaxshreds566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how bbh went silent when techno said “if its and egg what will hatch out of it “

  • @70zcowboy
    @70zcowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "killings fine within reason" PUFFY???

  • @earspontherobloxplayer1744
    @earspontherobloxplayer1744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Imagine if the egg hatched and a huge fundy came out lmao.

  • @Upperhoody
    @Upperhoody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love where techno just say carrot for 3 min straight

  • @Pietro-Ferri
    @Pietro-Ferri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine the egg and dream fighting for the control of Ranboo's mind

  • @Jim-vt6dl
    @Jim-vt6dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think I figured out Ranboo's other half. Maybe Ranboo is actually full endermen but the egg is a time traveler and the other side and the in-between require individuality and The Egg turned Ranboo half-white like he made Badboyhalo white. IDK if that makes sense.

  • @selahsilane9838
    @selahsilane9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The egg says, ‘hello’
    Then
    ‘you runt from drea, do I know you?’
    Don’t know the first part for sure. To listen yourself reverse and speed it up
    The next is
    ‘Help get what you want, then help me, I will give it to you’
    Again, the first bit, I’m not sure about it.

  • @oliviaa.williss
    @oliviaa.williss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Wait techno is right since it’s a egg would something hatch out of it?

    • @GlacialBolt
      @GlacialBolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i feel its more like a plant

    • @chaotic2500
      @chaotic2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm just waiting for it to hatch/bloom and then the most innocent and clueless person just pops out and goes "please don't kill, I no like killing"

    • @Kitsune_noah
      @Kitsune_noah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I could be an ancient demon that was imprisoned and is getting people to feed it so that it can escape that's why bad is so drawn to it because he is part demon

    • @amber-1081
      @amber-1081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if sir billiam is it it 🤔

  • @feliciagaming
    @feliciagaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BBH: ,,How do you feel when you look down there ?"
    Techno: ,,Pretty Red there"

  • @mazymanning6359
    @mazymanning6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THE KARL LLAMA JOKE OMG MY REAPECT FOR TECHNO IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION

  • @adamking5215
    @adamking5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    this almost pisses me off (context: "a note")

  • @isisgarcia5613
    @isisgarcia5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    BBH sounds like he’s just trying to convince the cool kids he’s cool 😂

  • @damienhill5305
    @damienhill5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The egg will take over and spread

    • @skelet8337
      @skelet8337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An less the chat clear there difference and band together to stop the evil

    • @damienhill5305
      @damienhill5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No we are the good side the egg is with us

    • @Lol-bq1ij
      @Lol-bq1ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@damienhill5305 Now THIS really sounded cult-like

    • @justasillyentity
      @justasillyentity ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damienhill5305 well… the egg exploded lmao

    • @stillsnow8720
      @stillsnow8720 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yessir

  • @BaaarisaKirisame
    @BaaarisaKirisame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    21:25 Okay so I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialogue because I was wondering how the rotten flesh didn't melt from the lava.

  • @renderthecat2310
    @renderthecat2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Time to make some omelettes!

  • @cheez641
    @cheez641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the fact that the egg has been around for agess and NOBODY once wondered what would hatch from it?? clearly technoblade is the only reasonable person on the server hvgvjrbfud

  • @JokeDeBock
    @JokeDeBock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG, that Caaaaaarl reference 😂

  • @Z0Cs1
    @Z0Cs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    does anyone going to talk bout techno literally dodge every magma block?

  • @jiingflower
    @jiingflower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I could´ve just made my own empire a long time ago if I was interested in seizing power"
    I am having Antartic Empire flashbacks.

  • @yumiko9974
    @yumiko9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Idk why this vod, isn't on Techno's channel anymore. But Thank you for uploading this lmao

    • @callmeonyxied7018
      @callmeonyxied7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr I thought my phone was bugging out. It was my favorite vod on his channel

    • @yumiko9974
      @yumiko9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@callmeonyxied7018 same D:

  • @arandomcrusader6707
    @arandomcrusader6707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm gay, I'm gay for the egg!" -WilburSoot

  • @mariapaterakis5061
    @mariapaterakis5061 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how techno wrote in chat to say his thoughts like ranboo wrote in they’re book. Rip king

  • @fullyboilthatpotatoe
    @fullyboilthatpotatoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bad: Trying to do serious lore
    Techno: Omlet
    Technos Chat: Bold of you to think you can mess with us

  • @bri91657
    @bri91657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how technoblade brings Steve with him as his emotional support bear 🐻‍❄️🥺

  • @Odontomango
    @Odontomango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:16
    Did Puffy just go "I missed the part where that's my problem"??
    Lmao

  • @LeoandFriends
    @LeoandFriends 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bad: L'Manburg changes a little bit
    Me: ya a LITTLE BIT 7:12
    Techno: I remember it being SLITLY different 13:00

  • @waffles2450
    @waffles2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Techno is so used to The Voices that the egg is no problem lol

  • @eyes4sky59
    @eyes4sky59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The voice gave me chills man literal chills

  • @greenninjaihyt5461
    @greenninjaihyt5461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    22:57 it’s like the Walmart version of green eggs in ham, it’s red eggs and steak

  • @Cup1d5Arrow
    @Cup1d5Arrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Egg: *demonic talking*
    Random dono: Kill it with fire

  • @axelthenoob87xd9
    @axelthenoob87xd9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It is confirmed the egg is the blood god that’s why it knows techno

  • @melcox9771
    @melcox9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Elliptical? I don’t know the word”
    An Elliptical is the thing we all wanted to play on that’s like a walker I’m dicks(the Sports store)

  • @octo3406
    @octo3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love the llama jokes

  • @pigeon8814
    @pigeon8814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Techno calls the Egg’s vines ‘weeds’

  • @justakidicarus1191
    @justakidicarus1191 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lowkey I headcanon that c!Techno is the reincarnation of Sir Billiam III, which explains the eggs “You’re familiar” line. Chat is the voices of the people he killed for the Egg in the past, and the reason he’s immune as a result, as the Egg can’t Thrall someone twice

  • @jinqxx1933
    @jinqxx1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After a longgggg break fom watching, i watch 41 min vids lol

  • @OrionDragon3241
    @OrionDragon3241 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:54 I love the super chats line

  • @katdownen8433
    @katdownen8433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think the egg tried to take over techno but his voices are more powerful

  • @christopherpadilla9415
    @christopherpadilla9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was so funny! 8:44 BBH's little stutter 🥺

  • @uraverageteen
    @uraverageteen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AYO THE EGG THOUGHT HE WAS SIR BILLIAM THE 3RD

  • @YourownDino
    @YourownDino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this came out while i was sleeping :D

  • @demongirl1019
    @demongirl1019 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    11:47
    Llama's with Hats refrence?
    Love that series 😹