Xx general cuzzi 3 because 1 and 2 got deleted xX Is that what you tell your friends everytime they talk about a film? „oH gUyS iT‘s NoT *aCtUaLlY* rEaL“
ngl that happened all the time when I was at primary. We had an underground food trading thing going on. We all just watched our allergies, funnily enough nobody died!!!
Lachlan feels exactly like the mid 20's male teacher who everybody bullies and takes the piss out of but desperately tries to impose some sort of authority but fails miserably. probably something shit like a sports teacher but has other aspirations to become a maths teacher that never happens. students keep on finding his social media. some year 12's once found him at a music festival absolutely pissed and now the entire school knows.
@@kalebrotter2757 Any Aussie will tell you that the sun here can be very harsh. If you're a kid playing out in the sun for 40 minutes you can easily get sunburned. But also thanks to the sun we have the highest skin cancer rate in the world.
Here there's technically some one yard duty but like two in a big school over 1.5k school and they are of course having a chat and a cuppa in the corner
@@lieeeleeee ikr. They are literally oblivious to everything and when there is a fight there is only one teacher to separate over 40 students gathering around.
"The clouds actually magnify the UV rays" "I seriously doubt it" "Look, I'm a primary school science teacher, so I know what I'm talking about. Get your hat."
Actually had a teacher called Mr Green in high school, when I was 18 me and some mates saw him at the pub smoking a joint. He shared it with us when we called him out on it. Absolute legend.
The jingling keys are such an authentic touch. God knows how they always seem to add relatability to these skits when it's clearly just a 20 year-old in high-vis and a hat
They add relatability because they‘ve experienced the same things that most people have In life, they’re just your average every day people like the rest of us and that makes them relatable
What's worse as a teacher is when you're doing playground duty for the first half of lunch which ends at 1:30 (for example) and your replacement teacher doesn't arrive to take over duty until 1:35. I've stared down that distant staff room before just waiting for my late replacement to show up.
@@classydays43 In the UK it's "Never eat Shredded Wheat" And I often ate soggy Weetabix as a child. I'd mush it up with the milk. The soggiest Weetabix there ever was.
Best video ideas: - When you say a word so many times it doesn't sound real anymore - When you see your teacher outside of school - When your crush compliments you - When you watch a motivational video and feel powerful - When your friend leaves you with people you don't know - When your mom invites the weird kid to your house
“Sally and the girls are smoking meth behind the shed” - “so I gave them a warning” - “if I catch them again they have a lunch time detention” I’m dead lol
@Fairbairn Films I live in Australia and go to school right now and this is a litral copy of the teachers in my primary school especially the one with the 4 square rules. Love your vids
The constant sound of the keys just adds to the realism.
ye
But it’s not real though🙄
Xx general cuzzi 3 because 1 and 2 got deleted xX Is that what you tell your friends everytime they talk about a film? „oH gUyS iT‘s NoT *aCtUaLlY* rEaL“
Lewis does a bit of shiny hunting
Of course not😂
Btw please stop being racists
Xx general cuzzi 3 because 1 and 2 got deleted xX right.
"No sharing food!"
"But why Miss"
"Some children here have nut allergies"
"This is an apple 👀"
ngl that happened all the time when I was at primary. We had an underground food trading thing going on. We all just watched our allergies, funnily enough nobody died!!!
God yes this happened all the time
What do you think they fertilize the orchards with?
Emmy Hucker once a teacher found me eating skittles at break and I got shouted at for someone maybe being allergic to them
I’m allergic to apples :|
“You and 16 of your friends left your pencil cases in there?”
“Just the boys”
Too accurate
Lmao, first comment.
2nd
And we care?
Especially the bit about the heart palpitations
@@Puppitsoplays Why are you defensive, lmao.
I love how this is simultaneously primary school and high school
Mr Green is so strict. Can’t believe he gave Sally and the girls a warning. All they were doing was smoking meth.
It sickens me as to how they could do this
The girls never get in trouble tho
Marcus Lam lol, their eyes see them as male.
Ik like how dare that teacher give them a warning they weren't even doing anything wrong
Marcus Lam I smell the feminists that can’t take a joke arriving
“They don’t call me mr green for nothing”
Quote of the month
Funniest shit ever bro😂
Very original
imagine he became any other color tho
"young man"
lmfaoo
Not accurate, the teacher wouldn't be wearing a hat when telling students to wear a hat
Yeaaaa
I called out a teacher for it once and she actually agreed with me! Every time I saw her on lunch duty after that I'd see her with a hat.
my teachers wore hats telling students to wear a hat so therefore it's only inaccurate to you from what school you go/went to lmao
Teachers don't have to wear a uniform, though one of ours did on mufti day.
lunadancer good on her
The teacher ignoring the kid pulling the log and instead telling him about his hat is really realistic.
that red container that every teachers have goddamn
Yep
Hahahaha
900th like
Fucking Tupperware
-liv- my mum is a teacher and we have like 12 of them
'Sally and the girls were smoking meth behind the P.E. shed'
"so i gave them a warning" 😂😂😂 this got me
same lmao
And if they do it again they’re getting a lunch time detention 😂
@Henry the Banana hello
@@JamesWilson-ui1wg yea lol
Well that’s Australia
Lachlan feels exactly like the mid 20's male teacher who everybody bullies and takes the piss out of but desperately tries to impose some sort of authority but fails miserably. probably something shit like a sports teacher but has other aspirations to become a maths teacher that never happens. students keep on finding his social media. some year 12's once found him at a music festival absolutely pissed and now the entire school knows.
This is oddly specific
Legitimately my P.E. teacher bro
Best line in history, “they don’t call me mr green for nothing, young man”
Young man
@@chuckmeat87 there’s no need to feel down!
@@baconwizard i said young man
Agreed
"They don't call me Mr. Green for nothing, young man"
Damn, I had a Mr. Green at my old school.
Same. I also had a Ms. Nasa, which really makes me wonder....
Me too
Same💀
I have a Mr green and he looks a bit like a druggo (and like curt Cobain and shaggy had a child)
my school mate was called thomas green
Jesus Christ, Lachlan actually looks like a teacher.
Katt1N I got PTSD from this video..
Katt1N I remember staying on the deck and not allowed outside even though there’s no sun
1000th like
Lachlan looks exactly like my elementary school PE coach
He looks like one of my primary school teachers
*me without a hat playing with my friends*
Hears keys jingling:
SHe’ S cOmiNg...
“Saw Sally and the girls smoking meth behind the P.E shed, so I gave them a warning.”
👁👄👁
That red container adds to the realism
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righttttttttt
Yep
Nice profile
Ikr
"No hat, no play"
A rush of memories just came back to me.
Why do you wear hats in school
@@kalebrotter2757 Any Aussie will tell you that the sun here can be very harsh. If you're a kid playing out in the sun for 40 minutes you can easily get sunburned. But also thanks to the sun we have the highest skin cancer rate in the world.
@@jacksonpercy8044 i wonder if schools ever heard of sunscreen.
@@MaddCrazyMee Imagine trying to convince kids to apply a greasy substance to their skin twice a day 5 days a week
@@jacksonpercy8044 that's why give them choice hat or sunscreen, also I'm pretty sure there some sunscreen that aren't oily.
"No hat no play"
This brings too many bad memories.
ptsd flashbacks
“Danny, I thought I told you not to give your sandwich to Larissa anymore.”
Danny is a simp
found the incel!
I know someone called Larrisa at my school
she's my crush
I thought they should have said simp
It was a good sandwich
@@samjiang4385 holy shit I know a Larissa and She asked me out last year😂😂😂
I'm a substitute teacher in Sweden. We don't know what sunlight is and we don't do lunchboxes, but everything else is universal. Especially the keys.
got sally and the girls casually smoking meth behind the PE shed do ya?
@@moist_lmaonaise yes
@@moist_lmaonaise nothing casual about a warning and possible lunchtime
Det är sant vi har inga lådor av mat nej vi går till matsalen och tar mat där det är konstigt
Nice 2008 account @Rockabella.
If this was high school, the teacher wouldn't even be on duty.
same in the uk
Here there's technically some one yard duty but like two in a big school over 1.5k school and they are of course having a chat and a cuppa in the corner
Dude my teachers only come outside to watch a fight and record it
@@lieeeleeee ikr. They are literally oblivious to everything and when there is a fight there is only one teacher to separate over 40 students gathering around.
If this was high school there wouldn’t be recess
The jangling of the assortment of keys is a 300 % accurate and is a universal attribute of teachers
I can't believe how _insanely_ accurate this is. Like even the way of speaking. It's mindblowing.
"The clouds actually magnify the UV rays"
"I seriously doubt it"
"Look, I'm a primary school science teacher, so I know what I'm talking about. Get your hat."
*teacher
@@cigypaul6039 Fixed it, thanks
@@kalebbruwer No worries, ahaha
@@cigypaul6039 teacher*
@@kidmember3523 that’s what he spelt
‘They don’t call me mr green for nothing’
That’s why my teacher is called mr touchkids
Omg 😂😂
This made me laugh before I could realize I shouldn't laugh
I shit you not, we had a teacher named Mr. Hardcock. He only wanted to be called Mr. H for obvious reasons.
@@in-sean-mnia2118 i feel sorry for him
Is that a biblical name?
Actually had a teacher called Mr Green in high school, when I was 18 me and some mates saw him at the pub smoking a joint. He shared it with us when we called him out on it. Absolute legend.
“They where smoking meth behind the PE shed, so I gave them a warning.”
Absolutely perfectly capturing Australian schools.
The jingling keys are such an authentic touch. God knows how they always seem to add relatability to these skits when it's clearly just a 20 year-old in high-vis and a hat
perfectly described lmao
The keys were so useful so you'd know when the teachers were coming
They add relatability because they‘ve experienced the same things that most people have In life, they’re just your average every day people like the rest of us and that makes them relatable
Because he went to school? Lmao
“That doesn’t sound like a hole-digging cough”
In my old school, you couldn't even dig a hole!
Freshman year three people were vaping in my Spanish class and the teacher didn't even notice
@@mr.jamster8414 I used to dig about a foot down and got the clay
@@nyxunderhill6437 Good times, good times
and pack me one lmfao
As a teacher I feel like you have peered into my soul and made me relive repressed memories of the nightmare that is yard duty.
god the "no hat no play" brings back miserable memories from my childhood... they just keep repeating the same line like a goddamn chant...
It probably is a chant tho.
@@abyssstrider2547 lol ye during every meeting they practice chanting it
I hate it, when you get a whole warning for smoking meth in the lunch break.
I got one in year 3 it was soooo annoying
Kiki K hold up
legit just let me smoke meth in peace, some kids are playing undeground pokemon at the old canteen
Ikr its sooo annoying
Yea like fuck else m i sposed to do, had a test between last lesson and this one. Its difficult being six yknow
“I saw sally and the girls smoking meth behind the pe shed” loverly.
“So I gave them a warning”
The fact that both of these have a typo makes it even more funy
Kinda sad that the fisrt reply corrected the typo
@Vivid Heart me not realising what the typo is.
“If I catch them doing it again I’m going to have to give them lunchtime detention”
The land yard keys jingling, the green vest, the straw hat, this is way too accurate to be real.
The straw hat, the vest, the red container and the keys are everything.
It’s like the teacher on duty starter pack.
"You're not as heavy as you used to be" - the ultimate brotherly way of saying "Well done for losing weight, I'm proud of you"
🖨
📀
girls would be like: DID YOU SAY I WAS FAT BEFORE?!
Sirradez as a female who has heard this from her brother, the compliment holds up
Most of the time the teacher isn’t wearing a hat but still tells you off *“NO Hat No plAy”*
Whait, that's a real thing?
@@H.0.B yeah in Aussie primary schools
here you aren't allowed to wear anything extra than school uniforms. you hat?no play
@@Mrbullepic and nz
I completely forgot this was a rule as soon as I set foot in High School.
"No running on hard services."
memories are coming back
Jaxon trying not to break character behind the barn is literally the funniest thing ive seen so far this year
Random kid: *Gets out in handball and complains.
Teacher: nO mOrE HaNdBaLl fOr ThE nExT sEvEn YeArS
Funny story same thing happend but some kid was complaining about tag and they banned it australia is something else
I once got a kid out in grade four and he fell and hit his head. The next time I played downball was in grade siz
@@shanamana4078
Ah, yes, numbers. One, two, three, four, five, siz...
@@bri5033 I died 😭😭💀💀💀
@@shanamana4078 we call it 4 square
"They don't call me Mr. Green for nothing."
Bruh I'm *WHEEZING* lmao
pingubek 684 likes and no comment??????????
"they dont call me mr green for nothing" is my favorite line ive ever heard anywhere
“You’re not as heavy as you used to be” *starts to spin Jaxon violently* nah that had me dead lmao
They captured the teacher eating with a plastic red box PERFECTLY.
Happens all the time....
JosephAU aayyyee
always that exact tupperware container too...usually stained by years of thai curries
And it's usually that size too😂😂
yeah thats every school i have been to
imma teacher and i have a red lunch box lmao
These men has 100% portrayed every teacher at my primary school I swear.
mood
Harry, what are you doing on the muggle net?
Gaming Dynamix what the heck’s the muggle net
@@sampletext6673 Muggle websites like google
2:09 That is the definition of one of the English teachers in my school, she was practically cheering on a fight
There's so much to this one, love it
“They don’t call me Mr. Green for nothing”
-I don’t know, probably Mrs. P
Lol we have a teacher that goes by Mrs P
We bigfoots just take food from hikers and eat it for lunch
YEET YEET bruh
Is that the reason why my sandwich was gone when I woke up?
Your banner... who tf said that I got a knife.
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access haha we meet afain
ayyy wasn't expecting to find you here
I have watched this so many times and i love it keep up the good work in everything you do
The red lunchbox just adds to how realistic this is 😂
I'm a teacher and this hits too close to home haha. Yard duty is the worst.
You’re also a left wing
you punch billys with the boys?
What's worse as a teacher is when you're doing playground duty for the first half of lunch which ends at 1:30 (for example) and your replacement teacher doesn't arrive to take over duty until 1:35. I've stared down that distant staff room before just waiting for my late replacement to show up.
Yard duty? Is it prison?
YaRd DuTy where ya from?
Kids fighting, dealing weed and eating sand:
Teachers: N O H A T N O P L A Y
Underrated comment
They got their priorities straight 😌
It’s brilliant how accurate this is. Every part of this is exactly how it went for me love it.
Love you guys!
I forgot they're in Australia and have to wear hats so their head doesn't catch on fire lol
no just sunburn
@@apseudonym and cancer
Haha stay in the Aussie sun for 30 mins u get a very dark sunburn. And even spf 50+ sunscreen rlly dosent work ahahhaah
Yeah man my head has been on fire that many times from forgetting my hat at home i physically cannot grow hair on my head 🤦♂️
Hahaha I was so confused by the no hat no play thing til I realized theyre in Australia too
The vest, the hat, the container, the keychain and EVEN THE NAME was so on point
The classic..
“nO hAt nO pLaY, No FuN aLl DaYyYy”
That final line wrapped up this sketch beautifully.
The keys hitting against each other and the way they eat lunch was perfect
In my primary school, we had "no hat no play" even though the entire play area was covered by a tin ceiling thingy. WTF??? 🤣
If you have any bullsh*t rules about ur school pls share
We got banned from playing hand ball because if we used a basketball. 😔
tin ceiling thingy..... a roof?
‘ Digging a hole sir!’ Hahaha - I’ve had that once before in yard duty lmao
This is bringing back some memories
0:58 this was the most realistic thing i’ve ever seen. the running. the use of vocabulary. the keys. amazing
“No hat no play no fun today,” only a true Aussie kid knows that saying ✊
Don't forget the cardinal directions: Never, Eat, Soggy, and Weetbix
classydays43 true dat
classydays43 omg I’m getting flashbacks from that
@@classydays43 In the UK it's "Never eat Shredded Wheat"
And I often ate soggy Weetabix as a child. I'd mush it up with the milk. The soggiest Weetabix there ever was.
@@PiousMoltar that's just an up&go with extra steps
Oh my gosh ..... you guys nailed it.
Best video ideas:
- When you say a word so many times it doesn't sound real anymore
- When you see your teacher outside of school
- When your crush compliments you
- When you watch a motivational video and feel powerful
- When your friend leaves you with people you don't know
- When your mom invites the weird kid to your house
Danny's a simp for giving his sandwich to larrisa
“aren’t you dizzy from that”
“no, i’m a master of balance”
"That doesn't sound like a hole-digging cough to me!" I need this on a bumper sticker
This brings back memories. 🥰
nobody:
lachlan: “larisser”
Larissa is a pretty common name doe 😳
@@sanuthweerasinghe7825 I think Kenza was referring to the way Lachlan pronounced Larissa
Oh shit I heard “larusso” but now that I hear it again I just hear Larissa.
Sandy Hardstone but that is how it’s pronounced 💀
@@sanuthweerasinghe7825 no that's how Australians (and I reckon some people in England) pronounce it 🌝
man these videos are unreal!!
The keys hitting against each other was a nice touch
hi, im subscribed to you xD
I can tell they love there buds🍁🍁
One day is was intense raining and my teacher came to me and said
"No hat no play"
"Miss it's rai-"
"NO HAT NO PLAY"
"That doesn't sound like a hole-digging cough to me" suspicious
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"I've got more four square games to adjudicate" 😂🤣
Last clip was pretty fun love the skits
WAIT- LMAOOOO I SWEAR- EVERY TEACHER HAS THAT RED CONTAINER AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A SALAD IN IT- JSHSHKSJS
He bloody nailed it with the red container and going on about how when it’s cloudy it’s more sunny spot on
“Sally and the girls are smoking meth behind the shed” - “so I gave them a warning” - “if I catch them again they have a lunch time detention”
I’m dead lol
He also has the signature red tub.
this is just fantastic
Video idea: having a sleepovers at your mates house
The whole video would just be them sitting in the basement drinking soda and playing Black Ops 2
@@nicolasa.3192 extremely accurate
Mr. Green: *WE’RE GOING TO BENDIGO JACKSON, TO GET MA CUBES*
We’re going to the bush dimension Jackson
Has to be my favourite so far
fairbairn films you guys are geniuses
Teachers: WeAr YoUr hAtS
Also Teachers: - doesnt wear a hat -
true tho
I would be scared so much if a kid ”threatened” to Tell Me Off. That was the most scariest thing in Primary School Lmao 😂😂😅
Great job! THIS IS SOOOOOOO RELATEABLE
@Fairbairn Films I live in Australia and go to school right now and this is a litral copy of the teachers in my primary school especially the one with the 4 square rules. Love your vids
Video idea: “When the teacher leaves the classroom for 1 minute.” I hope you guys like the idea.
Get this man a promotion in the comment section
That'd be an excellent addition to this video and the one they did about breaking the sub
Mr. Green is higher than my grades
Best one yet
Mate all your vids are so relatable
"You're not as heavy as you used to be"
Well, yeah, that is a consequence of losing weight
I am so early that even the teachers haven't shown up.
Lol
has it been 15 mins, are we legally allowed to leave?
@@gkprogaming Yeah
@Henry the Banana Hello kind sir
@Henry the Banana quite good kind sir. How about you?
The fact that Darcy is wearing a hat on his hat is hilarious
Hahahah the intro walk with the keys and the lunch box is just perfect