I actually had a dream once that Joel quit Vinesauce and went to work as a teacher in America, and when I woke up, I was really upset thinking that Joel left.
Rsngamer Hillary is insane and doesn't care. That's a problem. Tho, to be fair.. Neither Hillary nor Trump were viable options. The choice if you want to suffer the pest or cholera
Hey, i'm more concerned about what the last guy said.... Illinois.... They voted Republican. When Illinois votes Republican, something must be *very very* wrong....
Remember when he wasn't just a meme and actually did a lot of good for our country like a 4.2% economic growth and lowest unemployment rate since the original moon landing?
+Clementine Kitten "You know I've had it with bees. They're just not sending their best. They're rapists and criminals, and they're in my eyes. We need to build a wall around all beehives in America."
This game does not accurately reflect the great state of Iowa. We would absolutely get behind Cheeseburger Freedom Man and his agenda of high as fuck bees doing kung fu.
I really love the subtle comedy of cheeseburger freedom man’s policies. Like, you have this avatar of patriotism, literally wearing red white and blue armor, and he’s just a center left democrat He walks on stage with eagles and fireworks and guitars, and when he steps up to the mic he goes “I think we should reorganize our prison system towards rehabilitation”
trump: narcissist, hates mexicans and muslims, wants to waste money on a giant wall freedom man: a humble man, blazes the kush, wears sick ass armor, saved the bees. you tell me who the better candidate is
Joel always has a story, im gonna give my own. So, when i was in elementary school, there was this one teacher who was just a fuckind douche, mrs. paulson, SHE WAS THE FUCKING WORST. And for some reason, geometry was the main focus, and by extension, lines of symmetry, which are essentially lines where you can fold a shape in half so that the two flaps on either side of the fold match up perfectly. And i have no goddamn idea why, but she insinsted, every single day, that there is only one line of symmetry in a triangle, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE. So, one day, my mind is freed, and i realise, holy shit this woman has been teaching us triangles have only one line of symmetry, and THATS COMPLETELY FALSE! And she happens to ask for a shape with more than one line of symmetry, i give triangle. She yells at me and tells me im an idiot, usual mrs paulson, i try to show her on the whiteboard, but no, you know that like brown paper from a dispenser you sometimes find in bathrooms? she gives me one of THOSE, with the sloppiest goddamn triangle drawn on the fucking planet, and tells me to find a line of symmetry other than straight down the middle. So i do one of the lines of symmetry possible, give it to her, and she just goes and rotates it 120 degrees, saying I wrote down the middle, so i have to fucking use my goddamn finger to show her the three lines of symmetry. She calms the fuck down, realizes im right, and apologizes to the entire fucking class for telling them triangles have 1 line of symmetry for 3 months. Never in my goddamn life have i felt so fucking satisfied.
lukarikid9001 I dont know, that was in second grade, I forgot a lot of her douchy activities, but in 5th grade when we were telling our new teacher about her one kid said she actually SWORE in class. I think a lot of other kids confirmed that too.
Why was I not notified of this candidate????? Seems like we've all been living a lie these past 4 years as Cheeseburger Freedom Man was our actual presidential-elect after all this time! *salutes while screaming Curly Fries and Gravy Burrito Eagle flies overhead, sheds tear*
honestly now that i think about it. trump would be trying to interrupt her explanations with "wrong!" but if she just started playing carpet magic missile bees over his it'd be even better.
Media: money may not buy love but it sure can buy votes Cheeseburger Freedom Man: Nope, it's all about the Bees, and that Kush, and the 'Bees on Gay Weed' campaign, was a success
I wanna live in the timeline where cheeseburger freedom man won
Cactusman129 you know the true age of Darkness will begin only those who believe in cheeseburger Freedom man will survive
Cactusman129 I think we all do
Hows free pizza day?
Char!
Better than every existing timeline
Hidden black man for president
That already happened like, 9 years ago.
Derik ikr
Woman
I’m voting for corpse
@@hobobohemian Corpse 2020
It's kind of amazing how Joel can do not one, but TWO politics-centric games- and completely avoid talking about anything controversial.
went against trump
supported marijuana
supported gay marriage
although yes those werent too serious
Your profile pic is cursed as hell man
'Cause he's pure
@@hazy6932 He didn't state his views on ANY of these topics, staying completely bi-partial and just having a laugh
@@gorgeousfreeman1318 correct, im saying he managed to talk about controversial topics while not being too political because everything was jokes
I AM THE BEST
Yep
Cheeseburger Freedom Man HAIL SATAN
you will win 2016
daddy
Guy In The Hat he lost
"I am Cheeseburger Freedom Man, I support the Legalization of weed, my opponent hates bees"
How can there be any bees to fuck if you don't save the bees?
+Mettan Atem Nice ahegao pic
+Mettan Atem Exactly.
+Mettan Atem An excellent point
+Mettan Atem very valid point!
President 2020
It's hip to SAVE bees
Vinny Pizza Pasta supports fucking the bees.
Otherwise, how can we fuck them?
please save me
hell yeah! its hip to fuck bees
NinjaDude 74 fuck you, and your amazing puns. (nah i don’t hate u fam)
I actually had a dream once that Joel quit Vinesauce and went to work as a teacher in America, and when I woke up, I was really upset thinking that Joel left.
Pfff
+Sam Maggie Joel as an American teacher.... Oh, god, that sounds.... perfect. LOL
Joel will teach us Important Stuff in Life, like Grand-Dads, Video Game Corruptions, Bonzi Buddy and Destroying Windows.
+DaLegendP67 haha 4real 😂
+DaLegendP67 Your name suits you my freind.
Dammit Trump
YOU HAVE MY VOTE!!!
m a x i m u m a n g r y e y e b r o w s
Ric Ultima
You did it wrong, you're supposed to do it like this:
*m a x i m i m a n g r y e y e b r o w s*
Cheeseburger Freedom Man i think ive seen you before...
Cheeseburger Freedom Man a sub for you
-Corpse
-Woman
-Hidden Black Guy
-Meme Man
Those are SCARILY accurate descriptions, honestly.
Now we have two corpses in the same party
Now we have two corpses running for president
I should add that in 2018, a LITERAL CORPSE was elected to a county in Nevada
seriously, look it up, it's worrying how well this foretold the future
Hillary's was pretty off though, a better one would be "satan incarnate"
@@AZArnoldPalmer I would vote for eagle man
How many of you guys actually voted for Cheeseburger Freedom Man?
sunnysurfer101MA Moi.
sunnysurfer101MA ya mom
How many of us DIDN'T actually vote for Cheeseburger Freedom Man?
sunnysurfer101MA not me...
I voted for Puking Dog.
Joel gets elected as president
Joel: **says nothing and nukes the world**
A Very MLG Potato *Norway
5000 missiles
You can't start World War III if there is no World.
*Joel installs bonzi buddy on everyone's computers*
Actually Nukes norway líke a boss
Where's my gay marijuana and bees
*gay marijuana bees
nuke the bees
I kinda hope for the 2020 election Cheeseburger Freedom Man busts through a brick wall and announce his candidacy.
Just like cool aid man with the oh yeah.
I think Joel Predicted it all..
Katychu Foy
Rsngamer What? Hillary lost.
A Shitposting Weeb lol
Rsngamer Hillary is insane and doesn't care. That's a problem. Tho, to be fair.. Neither Hillary nor Trump were viable options. The choice if you want to suffer the pest or cholera
Pennsylvania went Republican?
2016 Joel: "You know I want to save the bees"
2019 Joel: "OH SHIT AMERICAN HORNET!!!"
Well they are 2 different species
@@watchlatertv You reminded me that I wrote this comment a year ago, I absolutely do not remember writing this comment ever lol
We gotta let him know there's a 2020 version
cheeseburger freedom man returns 2020 vote for him
He turned Florida Republican and Texas Democrat..
+Infinyty I'm more surprised that Arizona got turned Democrat myself, considering it feels like every year, my home state votes for Republicans.
Infinyty
Actually in 8th grade I learned that Florida is a swing state.
That depends on which side of florida. North is more republican and south is more democrat.
Well now we know Texas loves the bees while Florida hates the bees.
Hey, i'm more concerned about what the last guy said.... Illinois.... They voted Republican.
When Illinois votes Republican, something must be *very very* wrong....
“So is this what being president is all about? You just travel around and talk about how high you are?”
Yes, Joel. Exactly
#CheeseburgerFreedomMan2016
Hell yeah, my friend
+Cheeseburger Freedom Man OMG ITS HIM
#yougotabetteridea
#CheeseburgerFreedomMan2020.
No don't the president curse will kill him.
The saddest thing Cheeseburger Freedom Man sounds like a better candidate than most running atm
What a roast
This comment is going to be relevant for a long time 😂 😭
America is already voting for a meme president. I think Cheeseburger would legitimately stand a chance IRL.
All together now...IT'S HIP TO SAVE BEES!
Meme/10
forcedmaymay/10ķ
ITS HIP 2 FUC BEES
I like my BEES to FUCK. I see it on TV.
I don’t care whether you like Trump or not, he was definitely the most entertaining option for Cheeseburger Freedom Man to run against
Emphasis on was. When the fascist shithole that is the US showed its tru colors it was less so. But yes in context one of my favorite Joel stream
@@magusperde365 The dude made a joke and you felt the need to go 'UM ACKSHUALLY'. Trump was funny. That's all.
@@mercurydjinn3366 you couldn't have been more right
@@magusperde365 you have been r/woosh'd
@@Pc_98_Fan I wish the people tumors like you have hurt gets to defend themselves
MEEEEME MAN!
+Teminator MOIME MEAIN
Caracteristics:
MEME MAX
MEME MAN 2016
Meme Man won.
A new age of darkness and evil has been brought to the world.
Cheesburger Freedom Man is the definition of Pure American.
As it turns out, this video was the good timeline.
i'm gonna be honest, there's allot of people i'd rather have other than Joel.... but Trump is one of the few who i wouldn't have.
Reality is the shitty timeline. Damn. Never thought we had a Zelda-like mythos
I'd say reality is the meme timeline.
Honestly America would be in ruins if Cheeseburger Freedom Man was President so that is the bad timeline
@Blake lastname yeah
1:58 Wide politician meme 4 years before its time... this man a prophet!!!
I'm surprised that Joel didn't base part of his platform around nuking Norway. That worked GREAT last time.
Joel please I'm trying to sleep
sleep tight brother...
+Mr_awesome88 HULKIMANIA
+marvin buxton LET'S SETTLE IT IN THE RING
spoot OHHH YEAH
+Mr_awesome88 BRUTHURRR
wouldn't Donald Trump simulator be a wall building game?
Tetris?
+Kenetic Kups Every Stronghold game ever
An orange wall
minecraft
that's "mexican simulator 2017"
Dangers of the internet : Bonzi Buddy
The dangers of the internet are Donald Trump, Undertale RP accounts, and Pewdiepie
:D
***** Thanks, free pizza for you
@@CheeseburgerFreedomMan This comment is the definition of time capsule
Cheeseburger freedom man for prez 2016
Help me stump the Trump
+Cheeseburger Freedom Man anything for cheeseburger freedom man
How about 2020?? ;)
This stream was magical. Cheeseburger Freedom Man is a man you can trust.
Now if Cheeseburger Freedom Man doesn't represent pure American then I don't know what does
a small loan of a million bees
When the world needed Cheeseburger Freedom Man the most, he vanished...
Remember when Donald trump winning was a meme
:(
I remember...
:(
And then it actually happened
Remember when he wasn't just a meme and actually did a lot of good for our country like a 4.2% economic growth and lowest unemployment rate since the original moon landing?
@@AnAmericanMusician yes, this is how you make a comment that disagrees, not the way that Marcelino over there did it
SPREAD IT LIKE BUTTER, WE'RE MAKING HEADLINES FOLKS: DONALD TRUMP OPPOSES SAVING THE BEES
+Clementine Kitten Legalize #Beesex
THIS JUST IN: TRUMP IS NOT HIP TO FUCK BEES
+DomokiinGaming its hip to FUCK bees
Does he support applying the succ to bees?
+Clementine Kitten "You know I've had it with bees. They're just not sending their best. They're rapists and criminals, and they're in my eyes. We need to build a wall around all beehives in America."
Is anyone else watching this on election night to feel better
Just to remind everyone that Cheeseburger Freedom Man was included on a news by a French TV channel.
@Gupster 23
th-cam.com/video/wbc51llZPmc/w-d-xo.html
Oh look, Its Meme Man 2021, successor to Meme Man 2016
0:39
Four years later, it's like watching the birth of a legend.
Who are you voting for this year?
Abraham Lincoln?
Eagle............Man?
Corpse?
Or Woman?
And Hidden Black Guy?
we should've elected cheeseburger freedom man
im surprised at how tolerable this comment section is, well done
VOTE FOR ME
freedom and cheeseburger unite us
Do you support the legalization of marijuana?
I know right?
I know right, i thought it'd be a flaming shitstorm more intense than the official political debates.
Didn't he hate bees?
"I exist to bring pain."
R.J.J. O
he did it for Vinny. XD
Oh, ok.
5 years later and cheeseburger freedom man stormed the capitol
I half expected Vinny here to get angry about the bees.
I'm disappointed.
+Fate Wulluf #MakeVinesauceGreatAgain
Bees are extremely important.
+TheBcoolGuy yes
+Gam3rzRus yes
+gansus4 yes
This game does not accurately reflect the great state of Iowa. We would absolutely get behind Cheeseburger Freedom Man and his agenda of high as fuck bees doing kung fu.
where's cheeseburger freedom man when we need him....
All joel
Cheeseburger Freedom Man should have ran for president this year.
I'm voting for Gary Johnson. He is essentially Cheeseburger Freedom Man.
Bees are actually dying a lot, that's why that one was there.
Andrés Calvo We meet again
Andrés Calvo The exotic butters comment chain on that one Cr1tikal video.
Andrés Calvo Same as you I guess, just got bored and decided to go watch Joel.
Donald Trump lost because he is opposed to saving the bees
I really love the subtle comedy of cheeseburger freedom man’s policies. Like, you have this avatar of patriotism, literally wearing red white and blue armor, and he’s just a center left democrat
He walks on stage with eagles and fireworks and guitars, and when he steps up to the mic he goes “I think we should reorganize our prison system towards rehabilitation”
He just walks up on stage, blares an air horn, hypes up the crowd, and goes "we should legalize.... marijuana!!!"
2016 true ending. we're in the 2016 dark ending
i'd wish Cheeseburger Freedom Man be real.
Make and Eat Gummy Leeches!
@@uwu-os4nz too american for the democrat party.
where is he when we need him
if you can Stump The Trump.... Can you Troll The Joel?
somebody get joel into the american presidential race, please
+SarksStuff he was born in Sweden so no
trump: narcissist, hates mexicans and muslims, wants to waste money on a giant wall
freedom man: a humble man, blazes the kush, wears sick ass armor, saved the bees.
you tell me who the better candidate is
Freedom man, obviously.
+Cheeseburger Freedom Man CEESEBURGER 2016!
***** Or am I fictional?
***** Me creating a youtube channel for myself is a solid proof.
***** Over 9000
What a lovely day for this to be recommended for me.
2020 and I would STILL vote for Cheeseburger Freedom Man.
free bees and weed for everyone
What are you doing here, meme-man?
Bear my children
*Joel was so excited to see Meme Man, his head had exploded.*
Joel always has a story, im gonna give my own.
So, when i was in elementary school, there was this one teacher who was just a fuckind douche, mrs. paulson, SHE WAS THE FUCKING WORST. And for some reason, geometry was the main focus, and by extension, lines of symmetry, which are essentially lines where you can fold a shape in half so that the two flaps on either side of the fold match up perfectly.
And i have no goddamn idea why, but she insinsted, every single day, that there is only one line of symmetry in a triangle, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE.
So, one day, my mind is freed, and i realise, holy shit this woman has been teaching us triangles have only one line of symmetry, and THATS COMPLETELY FALSE!
And she happens to ask for a shape with more than one line of symmetry, i give triangle.
She yells at me and tells me im an idiot, usual mrs paulson, i try to show her on the whiteboard, but no, you know that like brown paper from a dispenser you sometimes find in bathrooms? she gives me one of THOSE, with the sloppiest goddamn triangle drawn on the fucking planet, and tells me to find a line of symmetry other than straight down the middle.
So i do one of the lines of symmetry possible, give it to her, and she just goes and rotates it 120 degrees, saying I wrote down the middle, so i have to fucking use my goddamn finger to show her the three lines of symmetry. She calms the fuck down, realizes im right, and apologizes to the entire fucking class for telling them triangles have 1 line of symmetry for 3 months.
Never in my goddamn life have i felt so fucking satisfied.
+mebezaccraft How is that a *teacher* by extension in the first place then???
lukarikid9001 I dont know, that was in second grade, I forgot a lot of her douchy activities, but in 5th grade when we were telling our new teacher about her one kid said she actually SWORE in class. I think a lot of other kids confirmed that too.
+Christian Flaherty Probably the same guy that discovered that Super Mario 64 actually had parallel universes involved in the game.
+mebezaccraft To be fair, isosceles triangles only have one line of symmetry, while equilateral have three.
The birth of a legend...
*CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN*
watching this in the year of our 20 fucking 22 is like opening a damn time capsule. oh to be in summer of 2016 again
Why was I not notified of this candidate????? Seems like we've all been living a lie these past 4 years as Cheeseburger Freedom Man was our actual presidential-elect after all this time!
*salutes while screaming Curly Fries and Gravy Burrito Eagle flies overhead, sheds tear*
Am I the only one that thinks Cheeseburger Freedom Man looks like the fucking Undertaker
*Dooooonng* your order's up.
Cheeseburger Freedom Man: It's HIP to SAVE BEES!
This video was so ahead of its time.
This hits different in 2020
Freedom Man 2024 🇺🇸
how the fuck did joel manage to beat trump and yet america fucking elected him. how
we should have taken hillary, given her a cowboy hat, armor, painted her blue, and told her to scream whenever at all possible.
Stag Dragon scream about marijuana and bees, yes
honestly now that i think about it. trump would be trying to interrupt her explanations with "wrong!" but if she just started playing carpet magic missile bees over his it'd be even better.
That is the weirdest electoral map I have ever seen.
Watching this during the last election right now.
I cannot wait.
If only the DNC had put forward Cheese Burger Freedom Man.
No joke, Joel could probably win the 2020 elections.
Then he could finally nuke Norway.
He's from Sweden you fucking idiot
+What was the Curse of the Bambino Looks like someone didn't get the reference.
+SirClawedfrog And then the world would finally be free.
OH YEAH BROTHER.
Happy 7 years to this striking political commentary, truly inspirational
It’s been years, here we are again
i want to join the race for presidency... but i want to make a funny smear campaign against myself... then sue myself for lying
And defamation...
Ah yes, a classic American variety of political candidates:
Abraham Lincoln
Eagle-man
Corpse
Woman
Hidden Black guy
2:28 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHONG FROM HERE PLEASE HEPLFNIJ
the only man who can save us right now... god bless you cheeseburger freedom man
4:20
nice timing
W E E D
7:30 . when i didn't study at all for a test and then somehow get an A
CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN 2024
Well, I'd probably vote for Freedom Man...
Cheeseburger Freedom Man then proceeded to obliterate Norway with nukes.
Coming back to this has never been more sweet
I like how he won just by wanting to legalizate Marijuana
(and saving the bees)
We need Cheeseburger Freedom Man more than ever.
Yeah, I'd vote for Cheeseburger Freedom Man over any of the candidates this year.
Trump wasn't as American as Freedom Man.
its been 8 years and this is still relevant
Media: money may not buy love but it sure can buy votes
Cheeseburger Freedom Man: Nope, it's all about the Bees, and that Kush, and the 'Bees on Gay Weed' campaign, was a success
"Are you telling me 75% of the budget was spent on weed?"
"i wanna have gay weed"
vsauce joey, 2016
0:34 is that big smoke?!