[Vinesauce] Joel - Cheeseburger Freedom Man

Joel becomes president.
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[@MettanAtem]

How can there be any bees to fuck if you don't save the bees?

[@NorthWindStudios]

+Mettan Atem Nice ahegao pic

[@ffreedomcheeseburgerman9205]

+Mettan Atem Exactly.

[@gubbington2242]

+Mettan Atem An excellent point

[@MlizzoCreatesMC]

+Mettan Atem very valid point!

[@NoryRamerro]

President 2020

[@derik970]

Hidden black man for president

[@spookhyskeleton]

That already happened like, 9 years ago.

[@seven1641]

Derik ikr

[@terroristpickle5187]

Woman

[@hobobohemian]

I’m voting for corpse

[@xijinping4418]

@@hobobohemian Corpse 2020

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

I AM THE BEST

[@mscapgras]

Yep

[@when7573]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man HAIL SATAN

[@Guyinthehat]

you will win 2016

[@pdph-kk4ut]

daddy

[@lisalisa4135]

Guy In The Hat he lost

[@fabulog7010]

It's kind of amazing how Joel can do not one, but TWO politics-centric games- and completely avoid talking about anything controversial.

[@hazy6932]

went against trump
supported marijuana
supported gay marriage
although yes those werent too serious

[@knuxol3894]

Your profile pic is cursed as hell man

[@jessicavondeath2271]

'Cause he's pure

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@hazy6932 He didn't state his views on ANY of these topics, staying completely bi-partial and just having a laugh

[@hazy6932]

@@gorgeousfreeman1318 correct, im saying he managed to talk about controversial topics while not being too political because everything was jokes

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Dammit Trump

[@golden6743]

YOU HAVE MY VOTE!!!

[@RicUltima]

m a x i m u m a n g r y e y e b r o w s

[@budmaam]

Ric Ultima
You did it wrong, you're supposed to do it like this:
*m a x i m i m a n g r y e y e b r o w s*

[@AWSSQUEEGY]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man i think ive seen you before...

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man a sub for you

[@Cactusman129]

I wanna live in the timeline where cheeseburger freedom man won

[@commando7238]

Cactusman129 you know the true age of Darkness will begin only those who believe in cheeseburger Freedom man will survive

[@tracilombardi5000]

Cactusman129 I think we all do

[@SovLestlandia]

Hows free pizza day?

[@cheetoschrist5685]

Char!

[@zizthefirst]

Better than every existing timeline

[@SpongeMagic]

I actually had a dream once that Joel quit Vinesauce and went to work as a teacher in America, and when I woke up, I was really upset thinking that Joel left.

[@Simlan12345]

Pfff

[@stevekovoc3939]

+Sam Maggie Joel as an American teacher.... Oh, god, that sounds.... perfect. LOL

[@DehLogund]

Joel will teach us Important Stuff in Life, like Grand-Dads, Video Game Corruptions, Bonzi Buddy and Destroying Windows.

[@rawwho4495]

+DaLegendP67 haha 4real 😂

[@hackedbyrazorsharp6516]

+DaLegendP67 Your name suits you my freind.

[@DavidKFZ]

"I am Cheeseburger Freedom Man, I support the Legalization of weed, my opponent hates bees"

[@TheRetroShepherd]

-Corpse
-Woman
-Hidden Black Guy
-Meme Man
Those are SCARILY accurate descriptions, honestly.

[@KingHalbatorix]

Now we have two corpses in the same party

[@HeyJinx]

Now we have two corpses running for president

[@TheRetroShepherd]

I should add that in 2018, a LITERAL CORPSE was elected to a county in Nevada
seriously, look it up, it's worrying how well this foretold the future

[@xxSk8ing4christxx]

Hillary's was pretty off though, a better one would be "satan incarnate"

[@Super_Suchi]

@@AZArnoldPalmer I would vote for eagle man

[@sunnysurfer101MA]

How many of you guys actually voted for Cheeseburger Freedom Man?

[@DominicXA]

sunnysurfer101MA Moi.

[@KylynnGT]

sunnysurfer101MA ya mom

[@Not-a-Niko]

How many of us DIDN'T actually vote for Cheeseburger Freedom Man?

[@AWSSQUEEGY]

sunnysurfer101MA not me...

[@Purify94]

I voted for Puking Dog.

[@FlowJoeCartoons]

It's hip to SAVE bees

[@MinecrafterAl]

Vinny Pizza Pasta supports fucking the bees.

[@thehaloring90]

Otherwise, how can we fuck them?

[@beeggamur2112]

please save me

[@beeggamur2112]

hell yeah! its hip to fuck bees

[@beeggamur2112]

NinjaDude 74 fuck you, and your amazing puns. (nah i don’t hate u fam)

[@zylissclassicrotarycheeseg6061]

Joel gets elected as president
Joel: **says nothing and nukes the world**

[@MScout]

A Very MLG Potato *Norway

[@overseerbomb7632]

5000 missiles

[@pepperonipizza8200]

You can't start World War III if there is no World.

[@AL-71]

*Joel installs bonzi buddy on everyone's computers*

[@Atrapadoenel-bu4qv]

Actually Nukes norway líke a boss

[@EariosRandomness]

Where's my gay marijuana and bees

[@lykos2327]

*gay marijuana bees

[@Rhabanaarum]

nuke the bees

[@cf5765]

I kinda hope for the 2020 election Cheeseburger Freedom Man busts through a brick wall and announce his candidacy.

[@IQ-yb9xz]

Just like cool aid man with the oh yeah.

[@allosaurustime]

I don’t care whether you like Trump or not, he was definitely the most entertaining option for Cheeseburger Freedom Man to run against

[@magusperde365]

Emphasis on was. When the fascist shithole that is the US showed its tru colors it was less so. But yes in context one of my favorite Joel stream

[@mercurydjinn3366]

@@magusperde365 The dude made a joke and you felt the need to go 'UM ACKSHUALLY'. Trump was funny. That's all.

[@Trigger0x10c]

@@mercurydjinn3366 you couldn't have been more right

[@Pc_98_Fan]

@@magusperde365 you have been r/woosh'd

[@magusperde365]

@@Pc_98_Fan I wish the people tumors like you have hurt gets to defend themselves

[@katykat5099]

I think Joel Predicted it all..

[@bnd0116]

Katychu Foy

[@ashitpostingweeb3960]

Rsngamer What? Hillary lost.

[@katykat5099]

A Shitposting Weeb lol

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

Rsngamer Hillary is insane and doesn't care. That's a problem. Tho, to be fair.. Neither Hillary nor Trump were viable options. The choice if you want to suffer the pest or cholera

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Pennsylvania went Republican?

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

#CheeseburgerFreedomMan2016

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Hell yeah, my friend

[@yaboirandall7638]

+Cheeseburger Freedom Man OMG ITS HIM

[@smergthedargon8974]

#yougotabetteridea

[@Purify94]

#CheeseburgerFreedomMan2020.

[@hard_drive.system]

No don't the president curse will kill him.

[@MaliciousMike]

MEEEEME MAN!

[@lindholmaren]

+Teminator MOIME MEAIN

[@Extrenor]

Caracteristics:
MEME MAX

[@TheMemeSheriff]

MEME MAN 2016

[@Eplodanator]

Remember when Donald trump winning was a meme

[@lyyyyra]

:(

[@endofcentury7077]

I remember...
:(

[@easiestcc6451]

And then it actually happened

[@AnAmericanMusician]

Remember when he wasn't just a meme and actually did a lot of good for our country like a 4.2% economic growth and lowest unemployment rate since the original moon landing?

[@SoupVat]

@@AnAmericanMusician yes, this is how you make a comment that disagrees, not the way that Marcelino over there did it

[@d9zirable]

We gotta let him know there's a 2020 version

[@IQ-yb9xz]

cheeseburger freedom man returns 2020 vote for him

[@1nf1nyty]

He turned Florida Republican and Texas Democrat..

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Infinyty I'm more surprised that Arizona got turned Democrat myself, considering it feels like every year, my home state votes for Republicans.

[@vi0let831]

Infinyty
Actually in 8th grade I learned that Florida is a swing state.

[@spookatzz]

That depends on which side of florida. North is more republican and south is more democrat.

[@Arkiasis]

Well now we know Texas loves the bees while Florida hates the bees.

[@ronaldronald42421]

Hey, i'm more concerned about what the last guy said.... Illinois.... They voted Republican.
When Illinois votes Republican, something must be *very very* wrong....

[@kenetickups6146]

wouldn't Donald Trump simulator be a wall building game?

[@Chris22558]

Tetris?

[@Athidius]

+Kenetic Kups Every Stronghold game ever

[@MISTERGUY1218]

An orange wall

[@staircasey961]

minecraft

[@towermice]

that's "mexican simulator 2017"

[@CheeseWeegee]

2016 Joel: "You know I want to save the bees"
2019 Joel: "OH SHIT AMERICAN HORNET!!!"

[@watchlatertv]

Well they are 2 different species

[@CheeseWeegee]

@@watchlatertv You reminded me that I wrote this comment a year ago, I absolutely do not remember writing this comment ever lol

[@StriderOwO]

Meme Man won.
A new age of darkness and evil has been brought to the world.

[@kavajarrace]

“So is this what being president is all about? You just travel around and talk about how high you are?”
Yes, Joel. Exactly

[@enigma1337]

The saddest thing Cheeseburger Freedom Man sounds like a better candidate than most running atm

[@bigshrimp6458]

What a roast

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

This comment is going to be relevant for a long time 😂 😭

[@clementinekitten8305]

SPREAD IT LIKE BUTTER, WE'RE MAKING HEADLINES FOLKS: DONALD TRUMP OPPOSES SAVING THE BEES

[@vinixox]

+Clementine Kitten Legalize #Beesex

[@DomokiinGaming]

THIS JUST IN: TRUMP IS NOT HIP TO FUCK BEES

[@thegravelord826]

+DomokiinGaming its hip to FUCK bees

[@HazeX2]

Does he support applying the succ to bees?

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

+Clementine Kitten "You know I've had it with bees. They're just not sending their best. They're rapists and criminals, and they're in my eyes. We need to build a wall around all beehives in America."

[@cabbagehunters]

a small loan of a million bees

[@evilchild1851]

Oh look, Its Meme Man 2021, successor to Meme Man 2016
0:39

[@Cactusman129]

trump: narcissist, hates mexicans and muslims, wants to waste money on a giant wall
freedom man: a humble man, blazes the kush, wears sick ass armor, saved the bees.
you tell me who the better candidate is

[@BluChemical9087]

Freedom man, obviously.

[@theelias5084]

+Cheeseburger Freedom Man CEESEBURGER 2016!

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

***** Or am I fictional?

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

***** Me creating a youtube channel for myself is a solid proof.

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

***** Over 9000

[@Seydaschu]

America is already voting for a meme president. I think Cheeseburger would legitimately stand a chance IRL.

[@theatomicbonbon3717]

All together now...IT'S HIP TO SAVE BEES!

[@duke444]

Meme/10

[@TheKillerarmydude]

forcedmaymay/10ķ

[@SpectralSlugger]

ITS HIP 2 FUC BEES

[@coreyferreyra]

I like my BEES to FUCK. I see it on TV.

[@SquiddyGurll]

Cheesburger Freedom Man is the definition of Pure American.

[@San4ikVas]

1:58 Wide politician meme 4 years before its time... this man a prophet!!!

[@cah137-y4s]

As it turns out, this video was the good timeline.

[@stagdragon3978]

i'm gonna be honest, there's allot of people i'd rather have other than Joel.... but Trump is one of the few who i wouldn't have.

[@ChrisNonyminus]

Reality is the shitty timeline. Damn. Never thought we had a Zelda-like mythos

[@thegoodoldays911]

I'd say reality is the meme timeline.

[@bensvideo]

Honestly America would be in ruins if Cheeseburger Freedom Man was President so that is the bad timeline

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@Blake lastname yeah

[@FoxMan_FF]

This stream was magical. Cheeseburger Freedom Man is a man you can trust.

[@JonahZgo]

Joel please I'm trying to sleep

[@40kanon]

sleep tight brother...

[@marvinbuxton1054]

+Mr_awesome88 HULKIMANIA

[@spootot]

+marvin buxton LET'S SETTLE IT IN THE RING

[@40kanon]

spoot OHHH YEAH

[@MrImperatorRoma]

+Mr_awesome88 BRUTHURRR

[@budakbaongsiah]

Just to remind everyone that Cheeseburger Freedom Man was included on a news by a French TV channel.

[@budakbaongsiah]

@Gupster 23
th-cam.com/video/wbc51llZPmc/w-d-xo.html

[@hamboyhammie]

Who are you voting for this year?
Abraham Lincoln?
Eagle............Man?
Corpse?
Or Woman?
And Hidden Black Guy?

[@blooper5li]

I'm surprised that Joel didn't base part of his platform around nuking Norway. That worked GREAT last time.

[@porygonlover322]

im surprised at how tolerable this comment section is, well done

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

VOTE FOR ME

[@Vitorruy1]

freedom and cheeseburger unite us

[@Startacker]

Do you support the legalization of marijuana?

[@jerrymcghoulberry355]

I know right?

[@itshiptofuckbees6693]

I know right, i thought it'd be a flaming shitstorm more intense than the official political debates.

[@ironfreakingtarkus3853]

Now if Cheeseburger Freedom Man doesn't represent pure American then I don't know what does

[@chowder4656]

where is he when we need him

[@samu5167]

Dangers of the internet : Bonzi Buddy

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

The dangers of the internet are Donald Trump, Undertale RP accounts, and Pewdiepie

[@samu5167]

:D

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

***** Thanks, free pizza for you

[@SomeRandoQuacko]

@@CheeseburgerFreedomMan This comment is the definition of time capsule

[@giltzexuh]

When the world needed Cheeseburger Freedom Man the most, he vanished...

[@Lotselance]

Donald Trump lost because he is opposed to saving the bees

[@huhuhuhua363]

where's cheeseburger freedom man when we need him....

[@bee_552]

All joel

[@ReignI]

Cheeseburger freedom man for prez 2016

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Help me stump the Trump

[@ReignI]

+Cheeseburger Freedom Man anything for cheeseburger freedom man

[@hetecks1385]

How about 2020?? ;)

[@rosedoesntknow1853]

Four years later, it's like watching the birth of a legend.

[@zappgl]

5 years later and cheeseburger freedom man stormed the capitol

[@MangleFoxy]

Bees are actually dying a lot, that's why that one was there.

[@doorstuck706]

Andrés Calvo We meet again

[@doorstuck706]

Andrés Calvo The exotic butters comment chain on that one Cr1tikal video.

[@doorstuck706]

Andrés Calvo Same as you I guess, just got bored and decided to go watch Joel.

[@nomad38]

we should've elected cheeseburger freedom man

[@r.j.j.o]

Didn't he hate bees?
"I exist to bring pain."

[@nintendokirby64]

R.J.J. O
he did it for Vinny. XD

[@r.j.j.o]

Oh, ok.

[@xylaharrison7822]

2016 true ending. we're in the 2016 dark ending

[@uwu-os4nz]

i'd wish Cheeseburger Freedom Man be real.

[@TheFruitiestCake]

Make and Eat Gummy Leeches!

[@KingHalbatorix]

@@uwu-os4nz too american for the democrat party.

[@jimmy2296]

free bees and weed for everyone

[@tinyfunnylilcritter1525]

What are you doing here, meme-man?

[@cubedpotatoeshd2479]

Bear my children

[@mebezaccraft]

Joel always has a story, im gonna give my own.
So, when i was in elementary school, there was this one teacher who was just a fuckind douche, mrs. paulson, SHE WAS THE FUCKING WORST. And for some reason, geometry was the main focus, and by extension, lines of symmetry, which are essentially lines where you can fold a shape in half so that the two flaps on either side of the fold match up perfectly.
And i have no goddamn idea why, but she insinsted, every single day, that there is only one line of symmetry in a triangle, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE.
So, one day, my mind is freed, and i realise, holy shit this woman has been teaching us triangles have only one line of symmetry, and THATS COMPLETELY FALSE!
And she happens to ask for a shape with more than one line of symmetry, i give triangle.
She yells at me and tells me im an idiot, usual mrs paulson, i try to show her on the whiteboard, but no, you know that like brown paper from a dispenser you sometimes find in bathrooms? she gives me one of THOSE, with the sloppiest goddamn triangle drawn on the fucking planet, and tells me to find a line of symmetry other than straight down the middle.
So i do one of the lines of symmetry possible, give it to her, and she just goes and rotates it 120 degrees, saying I wrote down the middle, so i have to fucking use my goddamn finger to show her the three lines of symmetry. She calms the fuck down, realizes im right, and apologizes to the entire fucking class for telling them triangles have 1 line of symmetry for 3 months.
Never in my goddamn life have i felt so fucking satisfied.

[@lukarikid9001]

+mebezaccraft How is that a *teacher* by extension in the first place then???

[@mebezaccraft]

lukarikid9001 I dont know, that was in second grade, I forgot a lot of her douchy activities, but in 5th grade when we were telling our new teacher about her one kid said she actually SWORE in class. I think a lot of other kids confirmed that too.

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Christian Flaherty Probably the same guy that discovered that Super Mario 64 actually had parallel universes involved in the game.

[@Znex2718]

+mebezaccraft To be fair, isosceles triangles only have one line of symmetry, while equilateral have three.

[@SarksStuffDA]

somebody get joel into the american presidential race, please

[@banananana2]

+SarksStuff he was born in Sweden so no

[@robo6840]

This hits different in 2020

[@stab456]

I half expected Vinny here to get angry about the bees.
I'm disappointed.

[@stab456]

+Fate Wulluf #MakeVinesauceGreatAgain

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Bees are extremely important.

[@periwinkle43]

+TheBcoolGuy yes

[@gansus4]

+Gam3rzRus yes

[@periwinkle43]

+gansus4 yes

[@jproductions6208]

2:28 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHONG FROM HERE PLEASE HEPLFNIJ

[@thatdiggindwarf2258]

if you can Stump The Trump.... Can you Troll The Joel?

[@oshuatt6277]

What a lovely day for this to be recommended for me.

[@rotothedragonlord7198]

I'm voting for Gary Johnson. He is essentially Cheeseburger Freedom Man.

[@TheNintenfan64]

2:35 sounds like a young Capt. Falcon...

[@MJTRadio]

This game does not accurately reflect the great state of Iowa. We would absolutely get behind Cheeseburger Freedom Man and his agenda of high as fuck bees doing kung fu.

[@aldrichdevourerofgods7630]

It’s been years, here we are again

[@FensBRL]

wish i lived in this reality

[@Sniearrs]

watching this in the year of our 20 fucking 22 is like opening a damn time capsule. oh to be in summer of 2016 again

[@Dantheman_1942]

Today is the day we die

[@StriderOwO]

DANTHEMAN1942 Bye bye Miss American Pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry.
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singing "This'll be the day that I die"

[@trrapleaks]

W R O N G

[@kanochoo1012]

if u didnt know, if bees die everything on earth dies and recently like 1/3 of bees have been dieing

[@kanochoo1012]

Tucker Hood for fuck sake. why does it even matter

[@Avakadoman1995]

Proper grammar is important. It is after all the foundation on which our society is built.

[@TheTribalcode]

+Oscar Tang U ok?

[@skudzer1985]

Why can't it be the wasps that die, fuck those things.

[@trenttroller2242]

What the hell even is this reply section

[@onemorescout]

No joke, Joel could probably win the 2020 elections.

[@SirClawedfrog]

Then he could finally nuke Norway.

[@ButNotMyWife]

He's from Sweden you fucking idiot

[@LumyLuminus]

+What was the Curse of the Bambino Looks like someone didn't get the reference.

[@ffreedomcheeseburgerman9205]

+SirClawedfrog And then the world would finally be free.

[@SirClawedfrog]

OH YEAH BROTHER.

[@eren7350]

2:14 will smith genie

[@goatsandbullets]

*Joel was so excited to see Meme Man, his head had exploded.*

[@LazyCatIsFat]

2020 and I would STILL vote for Cheeseburger Freedom Man.

[@TheVeteranROB]

Am I the only one that thinks Cheeseburger Freedom Man looks like the fucking Undertaker

[@smugalice6206]

*Dooooonng* your order's up.

[@dawashingmachine9158]

I really love the subtle comedy of cheeseburger freedom man’s policies. Like, you have this avatar of patriotism, literally wearing red white and blue armor, and he’s just a center left democrat
He walks on stage with eagles and fireworks and guitars, and when he steps up to the mic he goes “I think we should reorganize our prison system towards rehabilitation”

[@concept8192]

He just walks up on stage, blares an air horn, hypes up the crowd, and goes "we should legalize.... marijuana!!!"

[@dddaviddd9208]

i want to join the race for presidency... but i want to make a funny smear campaign against myself... then sue myself for lying

[@dddaviddd9208]

And defamation...

[@Maxbotnick]

CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN 2024

[@IAMASTRONGMAN]

That is the weirdest electoral map I have ever seen.

[@enigma1337]

Cheeseburger Freedom Man: It's HIP to SAVE BEES!

[@Keyblademaster123100]

4:20

[@Lapeno456]

nice timing

[@marcelinoibarra6020]

W E E D

[@bghbrgfnviurnsfvhuraw7439]

7:30 . when i didn't study at all for a test and then somehow get an A

[@DirtCat]

Why was I not notified of this candidate????? Seems like we've all been living a lie these past 4 years as Cheeseburger Freedom Man was our actual presidential-elect after all this time!
*salutes while screaming Curly Fries and Gravy Burrito Eagle flies overhead, sheds tear*

[@cah137-y4s]

BREAKING NEWS: Democratic Candidate Declares "It's Hip to Fuck Bees"

[@hotdinner6873]

This has aged like fine wine

[@ECWPlays]

We need Cheeseburger Freedom Man more than ever.

[@jupitersorbit9314]

The birth of a legend...
*CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN*

[@mikotoh]

how the fuck did joel manage to beat trump and yet america fucking elected him. how

[@stagdragon3978]

we should have taken hillary, given her a cowboy hat, armor, painted her blue, and told her to scream whenever at all possible.

[@mikotoh]

Stag Dragon scream about marijuana and bees, yes

[@stagdragon3978]

honestly now that i think about it. trump would be trying to interrupt her explanations with "wrong!" but if she just started playing carpet magic missile bees over his it'd be even better.

[@zumonachoinc8524]

I like how he won just by wanting to legalizate Marijuana
(and saving the bees)

[@shr00mski]

Ah yes, a classic American variety of political candidates:
Abraham Lincoln
Eagle-man
Corpse
Woman
Hidden Black guy

[@nintendokirby64]

Watching this during the last election right now.
I cannot wait.

[@Goresaka]

Happy 5th birthday, Mr Freedom Man

[@Lobertherp]

5:04
Everyone in Uganda knows kung fu

[@elliot_rat]

"i wanna have gay weed"
vsauce joey, 2016

[@Deadsphere]

"MEME MAN 2016"
If only, Joel.

[@skinwalker69420]

If only Joey knew what was going to happen.

[@squimbus]

Media: money may not buy love but it sure can buy votes
Cheeseburger Freedom Man: Nope, it's all about the Bees, and that Kush, and the 'Bees on Gay Weed' campaign, was a success

[@spacehitler4537]

"Are you telling me 75% of the budget was spent on weed?"

[@thegreatveedramax4327]

0:34 is that big smoke?!

[@tkellaway]

If only the DNC had put forward Cheese Burger Freedom Man.

[@brainbytes3484]

Trump wasn't as American as Freedom Man.

[@pugphone2313]

Coming back to this has never been more sweet