I destroy an empire that took 6 Youtubers 250 years to build…

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  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3794

    I was wondering why you weren’t a part of this... you were the final boss all along

    • @Dellavedova9
      @Dellavedova9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      2k likes and no reply? Let me fix that

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Dellavedova9 thank you sir. since i get no notifications about likes, i had genuinely no idea my comment did this well until you mentioned it.

    • @jeiku5314
      @jeiku5314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2.7k likes and no third reply? Let me fix that

    • @MrCaptainTea
      @MrCaptainTea ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3100 likes. Congratulations

    • @tobberb258
      @tobberb258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3.400 likes. Congrats🎉

  • @micayahritchie7158
    @micayahritchie7158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3904

    Imagine a historian from this world. They must be wondering why this woman seemed to have a personal vendetta against the caliphate

    • @killianvanrotterdam9111
      @killianvanrotterdam9111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      they would probably settle on the reason that she felt in danger due to the massive caliphate wich was more powerfull than any nation that could ever be formed aganst it

    • @CorenusYT
      @CorenusYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      @@killianvanrotterdam9111 However some historians are starting to question this hypothesis, as the Corsica and Sardinia were not the direct target of the Ummayad, but of the Mayurka who's been defeated with ease. They believe that the Master of Shadow of Corsica was just bored by her life in a small country, and seeked great challenge to leave her marks in history books.
      Also, the king of Corsica and Sardinia is a fierce diplomat who used to create alliances with different kinds of sovereigns in order to secure his own plans. Having a great empire at his door is good, but a bit boring and dangerous for his schemes.

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Reconquista all the way to south africa

    • @_lprenzo0808_
      @_lprenzo0808_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CorenusYT the flag of Corsica is a decapitated moorish invader its just what they like to do.

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I think there was a french noblewoman from either brittany or normandy that had her husband unfairly murdered so she escape to England and swore vengeance and became a pirate absolutely murdering french shipping in the English channel. And then there is Olga of Kiev how near exterminated the Pechenegs that murdered her husband, more than a few such cases in history hehe.

  • @davidmendenhall4090
    @davidmendenhall4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6875

    Your knights had 3000+ kills in one battle. 14 guys killed over 3000 men! They were like, "squire, fetch my spare sword!" "why did you drop yours?" "no, I wore it out killing people" "oh, damn, right away, sir"

    • @l4nd3r
      @l4nd3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      From what a understand the knights system is supposed to be like they have some troops under them, likely 100 men each. ~1400 men killing 3000 makes more sense.

    • @SGAman123_
      @SGAman123_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +643

      @@l4nd3r nah man, it’s cooler if they were alone

    • @alexhong1117
      @alexhong1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      That’s some fuckin primarch shit right there

    • @azizafandi6121
      @azizafandi6121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@alexhong1117 reminds me of some guy who stack knight buffs and run the knight only CK3 campaign

    • @vektikus4861
      @vektikus4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alexhong1117 loyalist or traitor?

  • @corbinpearce7686
    @corbinpearce7686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5911

    If I were the Umayyad heir I simply would renounce my claim.
    Imagine being the new heir walking into the throne room and there are just 4 bodies lying on the ground, two of which are children. “Who are they?!”
    “Your predecessors, my lord”

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      He was not killing them that fast! xD
      I think they had the time to remove the bodies, barely

    • @Toto-95
      @Toto-95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can't do that in middle ages. If you say no, you'll get killed anyway so nobody can use you later on.

    • @davidmendenhall4090
      @davidmendenhall4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      lol, if I was the Umayyad heir, I'd be like "wait who is this random queen trying to swear feudality to me?" "oh, she's the greatest schemer in the known world, personally responsibly for at least two former emperor's murders, number one suspect in the others, caught sneaking around your most powerful vassels' courts for blackmail, super rich, massive military, sitting on a silver mine" "okay, and none of this seems suspicious to you guys?" Spymaster must have been Ray Charles and the Chancellor was Ronnie Millsap.

    • @jdd_yt
      @jdd_yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@davidmendenhall4090 Right like I aint suffering the same fate

    • @athena3342
      @athena3342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      even if it is my birth right, at some point the family needs to realize something is wrong..

  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7137

    I'm not even Umayyad, I'm impressed

    • @gamerf3643
      @gamerf3643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Nice puns as always

    • @MrShanester117
      @MrShanester117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think it’s insane that people think that really bad puns are funny

    • @Quickturealeyes
      @Quickturealeyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      @@MrShanester117 it’s the effort of making purposefully bad puns that I’m impressed by

    • @hacksaw3954
      @hacksaw3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ... God damnit.

    • @ryanrusch3976
      @ryanrusch3976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He can't keep getting away with this!

  • @SnapStrategy
    @SnapStrategy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    Holy shit, This is the most cursed thing ever. Fair play

    • @harrisonbuck2749
      @harrisonbuck2749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      what are they gonna do? tell their parents? :)

    • @ZHBraden13
      @ZHBraden13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@harrisonbuck2749 They will be able to eventually.

    • @ozzylepunknown551
      @ozzylepunknown551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Darth Sidious Simulator

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZHBraden13 i can't tell if that's a death threat or encouragement

  • @dqaupop
    @dqaupop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    This would have been a great chance to show off the “empire breaker” scheme combo: kidnap the heir and convert them to your religion while murdering the emperor, so the heir inherits a huge empire that’s hostile to them.

    • @fts_02
      @fts_02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That’s exactly what I wanted to comment. The easiest way to destroy any realm is doing that.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@fts_02 Some will refuse to convert, some are not as hostile to foreign religion, some will just immediately convert back.
      Edit: It's better to just look for heirs with unremovable traits that their culture or established religion doesn't like, or deal with heirs according to succession laws - or even better: If same faith, just _VERY_ carefully do matrilineal marriages to prep for the future.
      What's the point of destablizing something either way, if you're not gaining anything from it?

    • @NishiTheRat
      @NishiTheRat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@SebHaarfagre the point is if you destablize something enough to make it fall apart in an actual game it makes taking it for yourself easier

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same i used the old kidnap heir and murder king trick to declare war and instantly 100% the war

    • @TheGodKrynn
      @TheGodKrynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will do that, looks fun

  • @dylanmcdowell3894
    @dylanmcdowell3894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Can you imagine this level of assassination crisis in real life? That many emperors dying in a row would be INSANE lol.

    • @ruifaria7919
      @ruifaria7919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      The Roman Senate: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Killerbee_McTitties
      @Killerbee_McTitties 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruifaria7919 you're entering the crisis of the 3rd century. fasten your seatbelts and keep your limbs in the vehicle.

    • @Zacharoni4085
      @Zacharoni4085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ruifaria7919 Praetorian Guard

    • @myoptimumpride5178
      @myoptimumpride5178 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      3rd century crisis and fifth century crisis has joined the game

    • @MrBlue99912
      @MrBlue99912 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rome be like
      :(

  • @whitewolfsp
    @whitewolfsp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Great , i watched that succession game and even comment they missed a great oportunity of having you on the game , glad you can participate destroying everything = ) !!!!

    • @Zieley
      @Zieley  2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Snap actually sent a screenshot of your comment to me 😂😂 we said you were in for a big surprise

    • @LizZard1988
      @LizZard1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean as payback he murdered half the kingdom with murder schemes

    • @lineyt6987
      @lineyt6987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zieley hmmmmmmmmm

  • @freddiecawston2892
    @freddiecawston2892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Zieley - Drags criminals from his dungeon and employs them in his military...
    "So you're saying we're something of a... Suicide squad?"

    • @user-bz7hz4jl1t
      @user-bz7hz4jl1t ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bron would be happy

    • @CDL_Gaming
      @CDL_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They did kill 3000 soldiers in a single battle between the 14 of them. Sounds like comic book mischief to me. lol.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว

      Ukrainian and Russian mercs be like.

  • @TheFlyingV
    @TheFlyingV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The idea of the six year old just taking a sack of gold that's two-thirds of the treasury, going down to the titles department and yelling "MAKE ME A QUEEN!"

  • @theMooly
    @theMooly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Its weird the game doesnt has some kind of "expanded security" trait after the familly gets murdered, the court of such a big realm should protect their royal heir, and even against master assassins.

    • @ryanthele9346
      @ryanthele9346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That’s a great idea

    • @theMooly
      @theMooly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ryanthele9346 Thanks, appreciate alot =)

    • @LKeet6
      @LKeet6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      yeah, once the 2nd family member dies, they would like lockdown the court, and maybe send heirs into hiding and stuff like that.
      and also find out (at some point) who's been doing it and retaliate. bit unrealistic.
      and by extension, therefore, so was the swearing fielty and setting up a faction. neither would be possible for such a hostile enemy.

    • @SprikSprak
      @SprikSprak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't own CK3, only CK2 but don't they have that mechanic from 2 where you can go into hiding?

    • @houroushamokujin721
      @houroushamokujin721 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SprikSprak Yup. The decision to "Go Into Hiding" isn't in CKIII.

  • @Lithane97
    @Lithane97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    I've always hated how easy it is to just murder anyone and everyone. There should be some kind of penalty to trying to murder people of the same family repeatedly, seeing as they should be more weary of assassins / plots to kill them.

    • @INSANESUICIDE
      @INSANESUICIDE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I mean everyone becomes displeased with you increasing the chance of plots and Dissident factions. Plenty of rulers murdered everything they disliked, it worked until fear became so overwhelming that it ended up driving the knife in their back as not doing so was even more dreadful.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He took the intrigue focus, if anything it's that tree that needs balancing in of itself, not anything else.
      Doing what he did here will be practically impossible without ridicolous economy and/or the focus tree.
      What they *should* fix, is how bastardization works and that it should work in retrospect and that they should be able to be legitimized after birth. Secrets should also be able to be exposed after the death of just the character who did it. As it is now, any holder of a secret becomes completely and utterly irrelevant once the perpetrator dies, which doesn't really make sense in most cases, only in the sense that the person can't be _punished_ which is irrelevant in "reality" to anything else.

    • @PlatinumSan
      @PlatinumSan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I think realistically if a nation found out there was an assassination attempt by another country (esp a weaker country), it would be a declaration of war immediately.

    • @zakhawker344
      @zakhawker344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@INSANESUICIDE scheme secrecy in CK3 is (always) even higher than scheme success chance. as long as you're not unlucky you'll never see that opinion malus (which isn't that bad), and even then opinion in CK3 is hit and miss with whether it affects anything.

    • @amouritss
      @amouritss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look pretty realist to me

  • @SirBlaze75
    @SirBlaze75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    main reason why the Umayid army went up at the start was because the first 4 guys didn't do any home province building they were too intent on screwing over the next player, it wasn't till Ottoman that they actually started conquoring a decent amount of territory and he also started building the home duchy, snap followed on but really he couldn't waste too much time as he still had a lot of conquoring to do as well so you ended out with a plethera of undeveloped counties, so given that the AI had some time to rectify this by building up means more armies were available.

    • @totower9597
      @totower9597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I totally agree but at the same time when you get big enough in ck3 your troop numbers are kinda rolled on a Magic 8-Ball.
      You know there's science in there somewhere but you'll never really understand it.

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Plus I think Snap executed a ton of nobles, making the rest hate him. Combine that with clan government...

  • @torrent6181
    @torrent6181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    This was just the perfect finale for the succession game, well done!

  • @TheAsj97
    @TheAsj97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Sardegna and Corsica are absurdly powerful, I started a game in 867 with Sardegna and immediately built the Cagliari mines as soon as I could, then I just stayed with the two islands and only the two islands, every county in my domain, accumulating development and wealth for two or three generations, with almost as much soldiers as the Byzantine Empire, and by the 1200s I had easily unlocked the entire tech tree and reformed the Roman Empire with the Hellenic faith and had over 150k soldiers and over 300 gold per turn, of which more than half came just from my domain, every county in Sardegna and Corsica, plus Rome and Constantinople.

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, Sardinia did form Italy.

    • @areshenderson1533
      @areshenderson1533 ปีที่แล้ว

      What religion did you start as??

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว

      I did something similar, but I created a hybrid culture with Greek language and aesthetics, using a piece of Sicily. I then went for the Canarias and adopted their religion, reformed it with Tunis and Valencia. My hybrid culture was fairly small so I went on a development and economic rush. My men at arms and knights were truly astounding so I just kept holy warring and sieging down castles.

    • @Cheesy_33
      @Cheesy_33 ปีที่แล้ว

      the amount of commas in this sentence is crazy. this should have been multiple sentences.

    • @Cheesy_33
      @Cheesy_33 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theviewbot nuh-uh

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That last play was brilliant. Known murderer of the emperor's allowed into the empire. Immediately revolts

    • @Bobylein1337
      @Bobylein1337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Murderer of the old emperor, making way for the current emperor *wink wink*

  • @Chewbert
    @Chewbert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    My man just murdered a baker's dozen of my kinsman like it was nothing lmao

  • @mathmetal6046
    @mathmetal6046 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I am Corsican and this actually made me proud. Not many people know that our island even exist so seeing you play as Corsica made me really happy

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, there is at the very least one corsican guy who, I think, everybody knows. The one with such a huge ambitions, he became a namesake for grandiose plans, tasty cakes and a whole-ass era of constant wars and general bulshittery (I mean, he basically invented bizzare new calendar, mass repressions against opposition and overwhelming censorship). Funnily enough, I had been told that he personally more valued Italian crown than French one, despite it being overall less "prestigious" and "powerful" at the time, but I might be incorrect

    • @mathmetal6046
      @mathmetal6046 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@VasiliyOgniov that’s true but paradoxically this guy isn’t very liked in Corsica x) he denied his origins most of the time and even started hating Corsica later on in his life and most people don’t know that and think we’re proud of him, but for us Napoleon will never be a bigger figure than Pascal Paoli

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mathmetal6046 Oh. That's rather interesting! I've always thought that he was sort of national hero, at least that's how it was presented in the books. That's the beauty of the internet, I guess - you can always learn something new at any corner

    • @mathmetal6046
      @mathmetal6046 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VasiliyOgniov yeah the fact that you can communicate with people around the world can bring new point of views and knowledge for a whole lot of things

  • @K3NT97
    @K3NT97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Found you recently after playing CK3 for the first time, ngl your content is funny as hell, enjoyed binge watching it

    • @MrShanester117
      @MrShanester117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s really good of you to not lie about it

  • @wazz9000
    @wazz9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The part 7 we really needed.
    Cool stuff, dude!!

  • @libenhagos9335
    @libenhagos9335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the stories some rulers end up crafting for themselves. After inheriting her fathers lands at 5 years old she proceeded to unite sardinia and corsica under one kingdom by like 7, whip the millitary and economy into shape and become one of the richest women in the world, destabilize the largest empire history has ever know with like 12 murder plots, and then proceed to finish them off completely after a red wedding-esque betrayal of her fealty (which was only sworn in the first place to position herself more advantageously to destroy the empire)

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Years of academy training...wasted!"
    Ottawa Welshman, 2022

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Truly a fitting end, I think the Umayyads would still be better off at the end since they probably control some land across their former empire still compared to only existing as a councillor at the start of their reconquest.
    Was a good run, I hope you guys all get together to do a similar sort of campaign again - well, with you included in the main campaign maybe.

  • @InductionFrog
    @InductionFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    That one kid who didn't get invited to the party, so he swears revenge on those who had wronged him. Nicely done
    Also the murders were great, I can just imagine that the third or forth time the leader dies they just go "Alright, who's next" without even caring anymore

  • @Ajibolaa
    @Ajibolaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Lmaoooo I watched all their content on this save. This is like a fitting end I’d say lol 😂

  • @ntjhughes
    @ntjhughes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Considering how often Roman emperors would get assassinated and how unstable it made Rome, this isn't actually that unrealistic

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Thefact Ummayad didn't declare war on you or try to revoke your title for slaying their kin is madness

    • @partydean17
      @partydean17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not sure they even had the chance

  • @jacoblamb3535
    @jacoblamb3535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The succession playlist was a good idea but its crazy that some of the creators were included and Zieley wasn’t.

    • @deusvult6920
      @deusvult6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think this was the plan all along my dude.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Byzantium, technically the remnants of the First Rome, still stand even after the rise and fall of the Umayyad Patriarchate.
    Rome perseveres.

    • @midnightblue3285
      @midnightblue3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True rome is the pagan rome, byzentine is not en empire, its eastern roman empire, yes the byzentium region is the remmans of greeko roman empire

    • @mememachine6022
      @mememachine6022 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@midnightblue3285 what are you spouting blud? The roman empire is the roman empire its continious nothign greko roman

    • @midnightblue3285
      @midnightblue3285 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mememachine6022 Its have more deeper story, Roman empire is the new babylon along with the india, The roman empire copied the greek roots and merged with the atlantian titans.. so the roman empire have two roots.. semitic and none semitic

    • @mememachine6022
      @mememachine6022 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@midnightblue3285 wtf are you yapping about?

  • @blacknyellow962
    @blacknyellow962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Very interesting to see so many people ready to remove an 8 year old from the throne in a not so nice way.

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s a lot easier when they’re eight. They weigh less.

    • @chickenmadness1732
      @chickenmadness1732 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think most people would rather have an adult leading their country lol.

  • @cheekloins4126
    @cheekloins4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You’ve single handedly led me from being a 1 county shmuck watching the world go by, to a Duke, Petty King, and King.
    Couldn’t have done it without you.

  • @macosh7979
    @macosh7979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Imagine the historians figure out how to record this event. In all probability the Croatian queen would write a bibliography about her exploits since she was found out almost immediately after poisoning the first king of the Umayyad empire. So why not revel in the attention.

    • @shigekax
      @shigekax ปีที่แล้ว +11

      corsica is not croatia :( croatia is on the other side of the mediterranean !

  • @KarolOfGutovo
    @KarolOfGutovo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Maybe next time try doing a mp run where a lot of people are playing various vassals of some player's empire, and there is a few undercover players who the rest doesn't know who they play as, who are trying to bring the empire down.

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov ปีที่แล้ว

      So, basically Valefisk's (relatively) recent video about Victoria 3?

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VasiliyOgniov I meant it more as, there are some players within the empire and everyone knows who they play as, and some players outside the empire and the empire guys don't know who they're playing as.
      But the tornado video was funny. Not exactly what I meant here but really sussy.

  • @Joe-qp9ix
    @Joe-qp9ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In my experience, it's actually been faster to disband my army and let them replenish that way than to move to a high supply area. Especially when you're dealing with armies that are >20k and have few spots to linger without taking attrition.

  • @DarkJeedi
    @DarkJeedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had the same issue with allies following me around while I tried to replenish supplies. I even sailed back to my capital to do it and they still followed. Infuriating lol

    • @KnightMirkoYo
      @KnightMirkoYo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why not split a couple of times? They would follow only one of them, wouldn't they?

    • @DarkJeedi
      @DarkJeedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the largest faction in a holy war and there were a lot of other armies that dogged me. I tried.

    • @KnightMirkoYo
      @KnightMirkoYo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DarkJeedi ah, then sure. In CK2 there was a way of controlling the allies, I wish they implemented it here as well.

  • @cedricgeppert3832
    @cedricgeppert3832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never played this game in my life and not really know how it works, but somehow this videos are awesome even if I only understand half of the game. Love it

  • @gocryptic
    @gocryptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad you were able to get involved somehow on this cool project! Dope video my guy

  • @ASWDO.
    @ASWDO. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emperor exist.
    Zieley: and I took it personally

  • @donbonilho
    @donbonilho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the contrast of Zieley, this guy is making the craziest moves with the calmest and smoothest voice. Amazing hahaha.

  • @tominieminen66
    @tominieminen66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So some person who's known for assassinating rulers of a mighty empire was just left alone? I feel like at some point they would have come and give a stern bonking. Instead of doing anything about it, they let the person become a part of them
    Strong hooks are pretty op, no matter the thing that you want them to do they will do it, in the first place I bet some people would be unhookable. That would be interesting additions, give the people different reactions for hooks, like maybe someone who's zeaulous would not obey a hook that comes from a person that's part of a different religion

    • @davidmendenhall4090
      @davidmendenhall4090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, all the Littlefingers in medieval courts probably wouldn't mine the turnover, "chaos is a ladder" remember

    • @BioTheHuman
      @BioTheHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is no surprise that CK3 lacks Roleplay and realism 😅

    • @redapples4422
      @redapples4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats actually a great idea, also could have an incorruptable trait or some sort of loyalty system to the liege

    • @sirjoey3137
      @sirjoey3137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@redapples4422 Yeah that would be awesome, it hurts when you see someone at 100 relation in a faction against you.

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BioTheHuman ??? It has plenty of roleplay, all the Paradox games do. Relying on mechanics to roleplay isn't exactly roleplaying...

  • @MisterFoxton
    @MisterFoxton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Before I watch this I'm going to hazard a guess that the best way to explode a massive empire is to...
    Let the AI run it for a few years.

  • @jacobmosovich
    @jacobmosovich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    POV: youre laying in bed hearing Zieley work his way through your house narrating as his single barony takes each room.

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Such a soft gentle voice. It's ASMR for the war criminals out here.

  • @Hephaestus_God
    @Hephaestus_God 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I guess that shows that a single person can bring down a government if they have enough resources behind the scenes.

  • @hackergaming6372
    @hackergaming6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Looks like we will be counting on the French to get us out of this war” that reminds me of some events that happened in the 1770s

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow. The Scottish had their own little Mongol Invasions of Japan right there.

  • @lauraqueentint
    @lauraqueentint 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    alzabo: neutral evil
    the social streamer: chaotic evil
    Koifish: chaotic good
    Chewbert: lawful good
    Ottawa Welshman: neutral good
    Snap strategy: chaotic neutral
    zieley: lawful evil

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Great job on destroying those cursed Umayyad dictators.
    This whole series was great for discovering new TH-camrs btw. I only knew Alzabo and TheSocialStreamers before but everyone in it has been really interesting.

  • @babayagagaming123
    @babayagagaming123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i know nothing of this game, have never heard of it, but absolutely loved watching this well played sir !

  • @avery42069
    @avery42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your allies: follow you so hard they kill you with attrition
    My allies: go to space for a feast in the most important part of the fight

  • @kingslayer2414
    @kingslayer2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "So you wanna join our kingdom"
    "Yeah"
    "You, the same person who killed all our emperors"
    "Mhm"
    "The same person renowned for starting scheme after scheme trying to break up our empire"
    "That's right"
    "Ok then welcome to our empire"

  • @Gustav_Kuriga
    @Gustav_Kuriga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Umayyads are stronger because they had been gimped by Snap pissing off the entirety of the empire through executions, causing all the vassals to hate them while he had clan government. This is actually them going back to their normal level of power back when Ottawa had built up their economy and troop buildings now that the AI is appeasing some of the nobles.

  • @evilmuffins22
    @evilmuffins22 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recently found your content, as a newer player to this franchise, your videos and techniques were very helpful at turning some of my extremely bad gameplay, to much better and stable play, Thanks for all the tips, tricks, and strategy for Crusader Kings as a whole.

  • @B3rten
    @B3rten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As the assassin from Medieval 2 says. Years to build, seconds to destroy.

    • @psychodoxie6987
      @psychodoxie6987 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then he gets destroyed by a gaurd who saw him move in a bag

  • @TopSoulMan
    @TopSoulMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yooooo..... I am 5 seconds in and i can't even describe my excitement. I was wondering how you weren't included in that masterpiece of a series....
    But now i understand that you are the climax.
    This is the best surprise I've had since the "Red Wedding"

  • @doug123472
    @doug123472 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know nothing of this game but you made this so interesting lmao

  • @cpt.mystic_stirling
    @cpt.mystic_stirling ปีที่แล้ว

    The small edits were adorable. Love the effort. Not too much, just a good enough number of edits

  • @TURBOMIKEIFY
    @TURBOMIKEIFY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't see myself playing any game like this. But, they're so relaxing and interesting to watch.

  • @ZmuBMAC1600
    @ZmuBMAC1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this video. As a new player this helped me learn some new tricks and game mechanics I never new about. Thanks 🙏

  • @Legohaiden
    @Legohaiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My uncle United the Kingdom, so that my father could expand our reach.... so that I the queen... could topple an empire. If that doesn't sum up CK3 in a nutshell I don't know what does.

  • @MuddyDango
    @MuddyDango ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that aoe2 "gold please". Reminded me of my countless hours playing that game.

  • @FieryDawn
    @FieryDawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my lord, the sound effects have me rolling. Subbed.

  • @schaecripps14
    @schaecripps14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m always excited when you post my man

  • @Thatoneguy-ro1sj
    @Thatoneguy-ro1sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dudes over here fighting the Carthaginian’s as a off budget Roman Empire

  • @rukinaa
    @rukinaa ปีที่แล้ว

    When I saw the flag of my island on the thumbnail I just had to click on it, loved the video man! Keep up the good work

  • @RasputinReview
    @RasputinReview ปีที่แล้ว

    Sardinia and Cagliari is the most fun place to start from, that gold mine is niiiiiiiiiiiice and you have so many different directions you could go

  • @KnightMirkoYo
    @KnightMirkoYo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow. You really brought them on their knees from Sardinia and Corsica. Justice for all the crimes against humanity the Umayyads committed, and a swift one at that!

  • @SecularDarwinism
    @SecularDarwinism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would be so cool if you could do a Timelapse afterwards to show how the world progressed after their fall

  • @LukeVilent
    @LukeVilent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one Cercei of a queen you've had there.

  • @cheveu8632
    @cheveu8632 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a very entertaining campaign to watch, I thoroughly enjoyed it to the end.

  • @benjamin_w.
    @benjamin_w. ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn’t wanna get ck3 because I was overwhelmed by all the dlcs of ck2, but you make this look fun. So I’m going to get it.

  • @mrhuntalot123
    @mrhuntalot123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m new to this channel. I can’t take a single thing you say seriously and it’s perfect. Sir war crimes over here

  • @nickdyal1151
    @nickdyal1151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11% of subs watched in the first hour of publishing, very impressive for a smaller channel

  • @cynicalautist1774
    @cynicalautist1774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Zooming in on corsica just shows the complexity of even minor parts of this game. I mean, how did the duke of corsica become a OPM? How did that southern person become a scottish vassal? Why is that vassal Umayyan (ok great schism mended just realised sure), etc.

  • @snipeyounoobzyee2662
    @snipeyounoobzyee2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally have never heard of this game or watched it you pulled me in bro good job

  • @unclecrabs1114
    @unclecrabs1114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was a GoT episode we never got. well done.

  • @sandpapershark1745
    @sandpapershark1745 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a calm sounding voice for such a dangerous man

  • @DaGunFatha
    @DaGunFatha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the 2nd video I’ve seen about this game and still don’t know what its called. I had to watch another after seeing the first (recommended by TH-cam) where you saved some guy’s kingdom of Aragon. Somehow somehow I could tell you have sage level knowledge and skill of this game and it was impressive to watch. This video should be a treat.

  • @MageThief
    @MageThief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really enjoyed the series, but this ending was epic!

  • @KenseiAbbot
    @KenseiAbbot ปีที่แล้ว

    Picked up the game over the winter break, created the wu-tang dynasty kingdom north of india and kinda fell out with what to do next. Loading a save game as a new character sounds like tons of fun.

  • @diamond_ingot8972
    @diamond_ingot8972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a pretty fun video ngl. earned a subscriber

  • @TheBlinto
    @TheBlinto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You would be a smashing additional character in Game of thrones with all these schemes and murders.👏😂

  • @redunicorngaming
    @redunicorngaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normally I play Rimworld, but I got curious about Crusader Kings so I thought I'd check out some playthroughs before I buy it. Your gameplay totally sucked me in my friend. Thumbs up from me, and a new sub 🙂👍

  • @manuel26fa92
    @manuel26fa92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: “Wow the weather is beautiful toda-“
    Zieley: “So we’re gonna run a murder scheme”

  • @meppho
    @meppho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Reading the title I thought you'd destroy it by mismanagement with its own ruler, lol.
    [edit]
    Well it turned out along those lines in the end, not disappointed.

  • @Yerza777
    @Yerza777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @Zieley Have you considered a no man-at-arms challenge ? I did a run with that particular disadvantage and it made it quite interesting

  • @donvergonet399
    @donvergonet399 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool and well done there, I'm actually looking for videos with players doing bit more micro managing. Cuz I'm in a campaign whit many situations me figuring out what best building and duchy buildings are. I have found guides and stuff but opinions are very divided on many points.

  • @spasticmicrowave2730
    @spasticmicrowave2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of what I did to the abbasids in an armenia game. I swore fealty to expand within their borders, then led an independence faction, then later swore fealty again to the same ruler I gained independence from so I could dissolve them.

  • @craig5322
    @craig5322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, your editing is amazing

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    27:08 The *MOMENT* you zoomed out there, and just in time before you revealing the master plan, I realized the genious stroke you were about to do... of course!!!
    Because why would you need hooks on them... unless... _OH MY GOD_

  • @joseywales3848
    @joseywales3848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your vids, your understanding of the game is second to none. I'd like to ask you if you still feel that the game is challenging enough? Your plans always seem to unfurl as intended and I wonder if you'd welcome some additional difficulty.

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Zieley channeling his inner Amaris. Alas the Umayyads had no Kerensky to stop him.

  • @lgngrbr588
    @lgngrbr588 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Incredible showing, well done!

  • @WedgeUhMite
    @WedgeUhMite 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    not going to lie i laughed at the Umayyad fell from a high place with the minecraft thud lmfao

  • @alexeidragunov4534
    @alexeidragunov4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i LOVE this channel the intro and everything

  • @KibKris
    @KibKris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought you were gonna destroy the empire as the empire. Makes it a lot better that you are taking them down from the outside.

  • @DerakosZrux
    @DerakosZrux ปีที่แล้ว

    It has never seemed like the discovery chance is accurate. Not that I've kept track and I'm aware of the whole "focusing on the bad" thing but my schemes have definitively been discovered well over 5% of the time.

  • @5-Cell
    @5-Cell ปีที่แล้ว

    Never played this game, literally no clue what this guy's talking about. I enjoy the video anyway, this is a sign of good content.

  • @redwood8399
    @redwood8399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a fellow Corsican I say : "Evviva Corsica !"