Even after loosing his best friend, 3 dogs, having to rebuild half of his entire house and island, he managed to make it look better. Tbh I would’ve quit in the nether zone
20:40 Jungle trees were the first large trees to exist in minecraft, and when they were first introduced they were programmed to drop fewer saplings because they had more leaves than any other tree, and the team at mojang was afraid that keeping the same drop rate would make them unbalanced. However, they forgot to do that to the dark oak and large spruce trees when they created those, and it hasn't caused a problem. So really it's just an outdated feature that has never been updated to match the other trees.
Not really impressive considering how large the degenary reaches that is the Minecraft community bc of children and 30 year olds who are stuck in their childhoods. Same with fortnite
"I'm trying to hit 100k by the end of this year" - Kolanii. I glance to see that he is almost 800k in September, this man is doing gods work and it shows.
Kolanii in 2021: "From now on I'll never involve a dog in my battles ever again" Also Kolanii in 2022: "I completely broke Minecraft in hardcore with dogs"
"then I met this guy who must've missed the enemy training program because he was the nicest enemy ever and I just awkwardly pushed him off" Quote from Kolanii
'Also I got a ghast spawn egg, but I'm gonna save that till I'm bored.' This is the humor that makes Kolanii's videos so much better than other youtubers.
Lol ikr that doesn’t even make sense. Probably cause when people try you feel like you are being forced to laugh or something but this dude ain’t doing that
I think the pillagers that didn't attack were crossbow pillagers. They don't do anything once they don't have their cb, unlike their axe-wielding brothers. Perhaps the world/server doesn't let mobs like pillagers spawn with items too often, as to prevent them from staying around
I had way too much fun making this video... if you would like to see 200 days then let me know! Remember to watch all the way through so the algorithm can push it to everyone's recommendations... Hope ya'll enjoy!
If a stone sword does 5 damage we multiply that by 7 and get 35, if he got damaged half a heart every second that means he got damaged 5 hearts, this squid has 40 hearts.
In comparison to every other channel creating similar content, the witty dry humor of a British man truly reigns supreme. Not being a hyperactive person who is excited about literally everything is also a refreshing breath of fresh air.
It's already a flex to say been here since the 100,000 days video. Imagine what it'll be like in a year when you blow up, I'll be a god Edit: so I guess I'm a God now
I've just been watching all of his 100 days videos over and over again. This is about two days worth of minutes that I'll never get back, and I do not regret it.
“Now we all know children are the worst mob by far but these guys come pretty close- I mean they give you slowness every time they hit you.” Kolanii 2021 -
22:40 if you were wondering where your turtle egg went, Mobs such as zombies, husks, skeletons, wolves, or ocelots will try to destroy turtle eggs, so players may have to guard them to ensure they will hatch.
I love the music that's in every video. It's captures the pain Kolanii suffers each challenge perfectly. Edit: the Pixar sounding music you know the one.
@@zaivepon6659 evokers wear black clothing, the ones attacking him were not because they were vindicators (granted i haven't finished the video yet so i'm probably entirely wrong here)
Mojang: Adds Elder Guardian as a boss. Kolanii: Carried on saving more fish, Except for this guy. I think he was bigger than the others but... I dont know. Elder Guardian: Gives Mining Fatigue
Remember when this channel was just sh*t posts... he has grown as a content creator Edit: I need to say that I don’t mean that his content is bad, I mean it’s random and meant only for laughs. His older content was kinda like McYums but shorter and less polished. I enjoy that old content. My wording was a bit off and I’m sorry about that lol, I didn’t mean to call it bad content because that was the reason he had 40,000 subs to begin with, anyway have a nice day
I came back to this video after watching Kolanii's latest one and I love that, in only 7 months, the goal changed from 100k subs to 1M subs. Well done. Edit: Holy CRAP when did this video get to 39M views???
I Found The Rarest Items In Minecraft Hardcore th-cam.com/video/jtivpE4GGX0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=34EeG2Yb-FingqgA
Can you find me a father?
what is the link to the download for this map?
Lol
@ployinnit You can say it's sus
Can you find me a foster family?
i like how kolanii doesn’t over explain everything with so much energy like every single minecraft youtuber
Something’s feels like he’s dead inside
Honestly? It's refreshing seeing a minecraft video without them yelling and being obnoxious every two seconds
@@erinaah2812 he's just a chill and calm guy
I'm so sick of the Just-finished-chugging-3-redbulls energy that a lot of mc TH-camrs have.
fr
He has the perfect amount of British accent.
@Kyan Silva Méndez agreeded
I’m English and I don’t hear it
@@roses2122 same tbh
He sounds like Dan tdm
As an american. I 100% agree.
Things I like about Kolanii:
His accent
He’s funny
How he explains things
His minecraft skin
He has an accent?
@@mac3fan 🥲
Me too lol
@@mac3fan Yes, I think it's an English accent
Yesss same
Even after loosing his best friend, 3 dogs, having to rebuild half of his entire house and island, he managed to make it look better. Tbh I would’ve quit in the nether zone
Especially if I lost chonker as well
You spoiled it
@@Idiot_on_yt don't read comments till after if you don't wanna risk spoilers
Fax
@@Idiot_on_yt exactly. Just pretend like you did not see it, It's as simple as a cutting a piece of paper
Appreciate the credit!
hey i just wanted to thank you because your videos make me feel a lot better when school stresses me out
@@alex-lo2cf wee-wee
@@alex-lo2cf wee-wee
i am your big fan cookiecod
hello
20:40 Jungle trees were the first large trees to exist in minecraft, and when they were first introduced they were programmed to drop fewer saplings because they had more leaves than any other tree, and the team at mojang was afraid that keeping the same drop rate would make them unbalanced. However, they forgot to do that to the dark oak and large spruce trees when they created those, and it hasn't caused a problem. So really it's just an outdated feature that has never been updated to match the other trees.
304 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
yes
cool
🤓
@@slendy6412shush
Enderman: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Enderman: Gets slapped
Enderman: understandable have a nice day
*when the youngest sibling gets in trouble*
😅 IKR
angermen
*ya sorry I go bye bye*
5:21
Last year. He aimed for 1k. A year later? Over 1M. This man has come so far, I'm glad.
Same Im glad too😁
lol he's almost at 2mil
Not really impressive considering how large the degenary reaches that is the Minecraft community bc of children and 30 year olds who are stuck in their childhoods.
Same with fortnite
@@StrawberryMechXHe hit 2 mil👏👏🎉🎊✨
Another year later? Over 2M
"I'm trying to hit 100k by the end of this year" - Kolanii. I glance to see that he is almost 800k in September, this man is doing gods work and it shows.
He's probably gonna get 1 million by the end of the year. I certainly wouldn't be surprised.
Lol I was gna comment the same
Anyone else notice he wasn’t on Hard difficulty?
@@Michael-nk8sh yep he was on Ultra Hardcore
@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 how did he die and respawn?
The pool for the fish and turtles felt wholesome af
Jesus loves u
Lel
Bruh
True
The reply section could be in r/youngpeopleyoutube
"I jumped down Dream's style, broke both of my legs and went to bed." I swear to God I laughed so hard at this. You're honestly so funny, KEKW.
Same
Hes easily becoming my favourite minecrafter
@@matthewmclean9012 ikr? I watched all his stuff last week!!! his humor is just 🤌 I really hope he gets more popular :))
imagine if Dream's style™ is a real company
there is no way😂😂 you must stop playing minecraft 1 week to fix this
Kolanii in 2021: "From now on I'll never involve a dog in my battles ever again"
Also Kolanii in 2022: "I completely broke Minecraft in hardcore with dogs"
kolanii in 2023: “i crashed my subscribers devices by filling my whole world with dogs”
@@maryglaser9256 true
@@maryglaser9256 Kolanii in 2024: I broke the whole multi-verse with 20 million dogs
Well, he did break the promise, so..
@@deformedlumine5917well……. Didn’t happen
This one block has more resources than the entire universe.
But this one block is inside the universe
Infinity
E
E
E
You have a natural talent in buildings. Everything you built is naturally beautiful. I honestly liked the design
Me too!
i mean he did kind of say in 200 days that the shaders make his builds look a lot better
Yo same
I agree
my guy u are the only person who actually tried to keep your animals alive.
U are correct 😂 lol
Nah there's a few others who did
I was playing a few minutes ago and I got a chicken, I named him Jack. He fell off, RIP Jack
not true but who cares
So what
This is the type of energy more Minecrafters need. You don't flaunt your skills, you say it as it is. What a madlad
Enderman : attacks kollani
Kollani: hits back
Endermen: understandable, have a great day!
Exactly
@@Zaraa.k so?
@@Zaraa.k does it really matter nowadays?
@@Zaraa.k he literally gave credit bro check the description dummy yolo is 2013 bro catch up 😂😂
Lol
"then I met this guy who must've missed the enemy training program because he was the nicest enemy ever and I just awkwardly pushed him off" Quote from Kolanii
Time skip?
Around 14:12
This gets so crazy
First like on a verified guy comment ( yes i'm happy). Nevermind, it's fortnite
Your Ty Lee pfp-
Verifed lol
congrats to ur 69th like
@@jer0me129 who made into 70
'Also I got a ghast spawn egg, but I'm gonna save that till I'm bored.'
This is the humor that makes Kolanii's videos so much better than other youtubers.
This dude has the most laid-back voice I've ever heard in my entire life
And I love him for that
Haha that’s true
Saw that one coming
His British and he’s a funny guy
LOL yeah,corpse is the opposite or maybe not some people like him
The ender dragon died to your thorns
No it was from his powerful aura
It was from his massive depressive state
I can't like cuz it is 69
Ohh sombody liked
@@ihavenoname1136 oof
his accent and the amount of “i dont give a fuck” in his tone just made everything even funnier
ikr
sounds like the old DanTDM but toned down
HahaHAHAAHA
Bro hes not toxic
and doesnt laugh as much (no offense to DanTDM. i loved him and his channel and honestly; i grew up watching him)
this guy has more comedic skills than the russian comedy my parents watched
русский кинематограф ужасен, и я как русский это вижу куда чаще
@@idanyas sussy baka
💀💀💀
Ikrrrrrr
Lol true (my mom only watch russian comedy coz she russian lmao)
20:59
“You alright bob?’
*nods*
im ok
@@BlouePickdMan wait what?
@@brendorkusaviation8930 lol
Yeah we have ears
@@hayman1222 you mad
This man making a ton of jokes with a serious tone is probably gonna kill me
He ain’t even trying and still has me laughing
Lol ikr that doesn’t even make sense. Probably cause when people try you feel like you are being forced to laugh or something but this dude ain’t doing that
Ikr it's hella' funny😂
Lol yea
WAIT I AM UR 666th LIKE- OML
The pillagers trying to slap Kolanii on Day 34 is absolute gold
Ngl yes
him trying to kill that creeper on day 101
"I jumped down Dream style, broke both my legs, and went to bed."
-Kolanii, escaping a mob spawner, 2021
😆
Basically me
lmao
"And then SQUIDWARD SPAWNED, I mean Ruth"
That cracked me up
Me too
Me to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nevermind the time stamp is 14:03
Same
Same bud
Kolanii: is about to beat dragon
The dragon: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move.
*dies*
Lol
It was because of his thorns armor
yeah he had thorns 2 on his armor
Lmaoo
Dam
I think the pillagers that didn't attack were crossbow pillagers. They don't do anything once they don't have their cb, unlike their axe-wielding brothers. Perhaps the world/server doesn't let mobs like pillagers spawn with items too often, as to prevent them from staying around
they have this glitch the crossbow durability can run out like if a player use the bow and this is the result xd
@@John17TheOGmp4 ik, and I don't think thats a glitch
9:34 I thought those dolphins were a rare pink variant… turns out they were just dying.
SAME
lmao same
same lol
Wait, there’s a pink dolphin?
@@Agentbanana25No.
It’s wholesome how he name all the animals and treat them like a friend
because he has nun (laughing emoji)
It's weird how he gives them all male names. Dude, Adam the cow has udders. OK, maybe Adam is a trans bull, but, like, all of them?
@@frownyee lets watch the world burn
Hello, every day I am going to come back to this comment and say hi.
@@frownyee i want WAR
I had way too much fun making this video... if you would like to see 200 days then let me know! Remember to watch all the way through so the algorithm can push it to everyone's recommendations... Hope ya'll enjoy!
Been with you since 2k and now ur at 40k.... can’t wait for you to get millions of subscribers man.
When will i be able to become a member?
This was probably my favorite video from you, if you enjoyed making it and o enjoyed watching it you should definitely make more of this!
YES
200 days!
*commenting for algorithm
29:19 I just like how if you stop you can see the egg just falling down
My personal favorite part was when you said “I met some more food I mean FRIENDS that’s what they are friends.”
Reply to Comment by Courtney F
time stamp?
4:38 Bc i can't be trusted with nice thing
4:56 it wasnt
6:45
mojang woke up one day and decided to make dying animals sound devastating
nah, only the dogs and foxes
@@-mako-6018 how about horses
P a n d a s
Why are most of the replies people with anime profile pictures
@@angelickitten3546 Don’t need any of Dave
I clicked this video by mistake
The best mistake ever
Facts
Same
no my brother is‼️
A h a funny lol
Facts bro
Kolanii: 🚫
Depressed DanTDM: ✅
*panda eats bamboo* “He’s so happy! He’s so fat”…… “take more”
Oh I thought the take more said read more 🤣
he's po
he is a THICC BOY
Panda chonker
“I spent a lot of time on this, and I’m hoping we can hit 100K by the end of the year.”
*_Hits 125k in the next 2 weeks_*
Lmao
1 week
Make that 144k
at that rate he’ll have like 600k by the end of the year or some absurd percentile increase
He get 30k in 1 day
everyone says RIP Chonker but no one remembers the wolf that didn’t fight :(
So true
Rip wolf
Jchd
I like Dave
@@kodyyd dave the pig?
9:25 I’m in pain watching him have a bucket but not go get any milk
"I'm gonna stop naming animals"
then does it for every animal
No
No
;-;
Yes
No
Kolanii: children are the worst mob ever! Me being a child: that’s valid
Zombie kids
Like logic is dead adult are stronger than kids but mojang said : NO
Confirm
@@liquidblade1303 lool
I agree xD
"Spiders don't deserve names"
Lucas: ...
Nice
Man i really liked that ahahahah
Spiders deserve names
lucas?
@@sorry3555 the spider
“He’s so hungry, he’s so fat…..TAKE MORE” lmao
It’s happy not hungry btw
8:31 God damn, that squid is a tank. It took 7 hits from a stone sword and survived for like 10 seconds without water.
sheesh
Respect.
If a stone sword does 5 damage we multiply that by 7 and get 35, if he got damaged half a heart every second that means he got damaged 5 hearts, this squid has 40 hearts.
@@Notthatred so he loses 5.5 hearts per second
And the whole ordeal was 10 seconds
"maybe we can hit 100k subscribers this year"
community: *half a million take it or leave it*
Lol
True
XD underrated comment
Lol
Send me Your one block mod
20:58
“You alright bob?”
Bob: *nods in agreement*
I immediately went into the comments section when this happened
Lol
bob...
@@EdibleREAL it was his time to go..
𝕃𝕠𝕝
In comparison to every other channel creating similar content, the witty dry humor of a British man truly reigns supreme. Not being a hyperactive person who is excited about literally everything is also a refreshing breath of fresh air.
this guys is generaly funny support him guys i want more content
I can't take you seriously because of your profile picture 😅
But you're right with the comment I want more such videos too
LOL YESSSS
ive seen u comment this like 100 times or someone else who has the same pfp...
genuinely*
It's already a flex to say been here since the 100,000 days video. Imagine what it'll be like in a year when you blow up, I'll be a god
Edit: so I guess I'm a God now
What?
What 100,000 days?
@@pug9191 he made a parody vid on minecraft hardcore series
Oh yeah 100k days that vid was funny
I've been here since "minecraft cave update be like"
Fun fact: When pillagers don't have weapons, most of the time, they don't attack.
oh i didnt know that
well if they have their hands together like normal villagers when you see them from kinda far away they could be a vindicator
@@bradygwiggle3813 what’s a vindicator? 🥲
@@he3.y669 the one with rhe axe
not in bedrock edition 😔
“r.i.p. chonker the panda, and buster the bee. he wasnt named that before he died I just made that up. *anyways the end is near*”
Fun fact: during the nether phase, my smoke alarm when off due to me forgetting I made dinner
Lol
Just chillin watching minecraft then you hear
"Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ"
bru
@@wedsaqwerf101 watching*
@@overseergamesyt ah my bad
I like way Kolanii makes his videos so interesting! Like in this one he talks about exactly what he's doing.
Yea
He’s really good
I agree!
"You alright bob?"
The villager: casually nods
LMAOOOOO
21:30 ah yes, mlg.
You always make me want to play minecraft
I've just been watching all of his 100 days videos over and over again. This is about two days worth of minutes that I'll never get back, and I do not regret it.
Go outside and socialize
@@legend-legend1c318 says the one who plays brawl stars 💀
@@legend-legend1c318ratioed
@@chonkerdogeGOTTEM
@@chonkerdogeWhat's wrong with playing a game you like?
He sounds like every male British TH-cam put together into one person
He is secretly Elliott
"Im trying to hit 100K this year"
1 month later...
"So I hit 250K..."
ရစရ 😂 (lol)
You joined 9 years ago you're a Og į respect Og so i respect u
280k😏
@GHOST they meant they respected OGs
280k now 🤯
“Now we all know children are the worst mob by far but these guys come pretty close- I mean they give you slowness every time they hit you.”
Kolanii 2021 -
5:46
“I jumped down Dream style and ended up breaking my legs.”
This cracked me up
7:44 "I woke up with a polar bear" **casually moves on with what he was saying**
I wanna hug dat ice doggo
Update: A small sacrifice of my arm for petting the ice doggo
@@SilverHatPebble08 *confused screaming*
I read this as he said it lmao
...imagine you wake up, hungover, and than you see a polar bear in your bed.
@@nonsensical.3312 IMAGINE
u can actually see the ender egg falling into the void when he clicked it
Ye same
I must just be blind
Ye lol
Your right
@@BD-vs9wf bottom right
22:40 if you were wondering where your turtle egg went, Mobs such as zombies, husks, skeletons, wolves, or ocelots will try to destroy turtle eggs, so players may have to guard them to ensure they will hatch.
“Then as she landed, I made a big one right in her face.” beautiful ending
gay
beautiful
@@raventhaw4488 Lmao
“He’s so happy” “he’s so fat” and “he can be a chicken if he wants to” made me laugh so hard 🤣
Also rip chonkers the panda, you will be missed
Bruh
@@mamatajpolly4428 what do you mean bruh
Who knows this guy is gonna blow up and reach 100k In 1 week
I'm here for it
well it will happen and we will not leave your side!
73.9k aubs rn
@@nightingale-d3e 123k already lmao
@@nightingale-d3e 137k subs rn 💀
I love the music that's in every video. It's captures the pain Kolanii suffers each challenge perfectly.
Edit: the Pixar sounding music you know the one.
What music
@@Jet721planeoh wow I did not expect anyone to respond this long after. Starts at 7:47 :)
The definition of the meme chaotic calm is this guys whole life lol
When he said we all know that children are the worst mob but these guys come pretty close. I DIED
Exactly. Like 5-6 year olds are stupid. Toddlers and newborns? Not bad. But 7 year olds. That’s where the fun begins. Set them up in a ring. And spin.
enderman: ay, man, u tryna pick a fight??
Kolanii: *punch*
enderman: ayo, calm down, calm down!
Lol
The wonder man was like now don’t bring out the nine now hehehe
when kolanii uploads never disapoints
"Get off my bed Bob,I'm not in the mood" Got me 🤣
That’s not what he said lol
@@TG_ISmoke ^^
@@Nothing-hl7oi He did
@@TG_ISmoke he did
😂😂
14:18 fact: if a pillager does not have a crossbow it means that he is automatically passive
so yeah, there was no need to kill that guy
The other ones didn’t have crossbows and they attacked him
@@springlocks9067 if they have their arms in the air then its an evoker which is like is a wizard or smt
@@zaivepon6659 ohhh ok I didn’t know that thank you for telling me!
@@zaivepon6659 evokers wear black clothing, the ones attacking him were not because they were vindicators (granted i haven't finished the video yet so i'm probably entirely wrong here)
"we're tryna hit 100k this year"
*9 days later*
oh look he has over 100k
lmao right?!
minecraft youtubers amirite
Lol
U
He has 1.01m can you read at all?
Mojang: Adds Elder Guardian as a boss. Kolanii: Carried on saving more fish, Except for this guy. I think he was bigger than the others but... I dont know. Elder Guardian: Gives Mining Fatigue
Sometimes he really sound like Dan TDM but his voice is deeper. Who else agree with me?
I do
gay
@@raventhaw4488 no u
@@masontiger1039 no me
@@kingjase2971 no me😡😡
This guy is obsessed with naming animals he just can't stop he has a problem
Why did this make me laugh😂😂
😂
It's like my touretts
Kolanii: "So unfortunately I was forced to kill Terry"
Ruth: "Huh? What's with that sound?"
*Kolanii: "Go back to sleep Ruth. Shhh... It's alright"*
Bahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or is this whole thing oddly peacefull
I expected the "and I named all my chests" to go like
"Wood"
"Stone"
"Josh"
"Mark"
First
@@jaysondancel nobody cares
does anyone know what the name of this mod is?.?.?
@@billx_plays_rblx697 one block sky block
What mod does he use for to make it all realistic and nice? Can u get it on bedrock?
Remember when this channel was just sh*t posts... he has grown as a content creator
Edit: I need to say that I don’t mean that his content is bad, I mean it’s random and meant only for laughs. His older content was kinda like McYums but shorter and less polished. I enjoy that old content. My wording was a bit off and I’m sorry about that lol, I didn’t mean to call it bad content because that was the reason he had 40,000 subs to begin with, anyway have a nice day
I remember before he made those videos he had a very good hardcore series...
More like he degressed then grew again.
@@JoKn21 Yeah basically haha. Although, the memes did help grow his channel a bit so that was probably a smart move tbh.
@@thespeedyyoshi exactly, his first one achieved 1M views recently. quadrupled his subs. and now he's finally back to putting effort into YT
Yea his less serious content was what helped him grow and I would like to see it every once and while because it’s funny and I liked those vids :)
yeah he is the watermelon king
"Bob get out of the bed, I'm not in the mood" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
IK I WHEEZED
🤣🤣
Meanwhile: The shield questioning it's existence in the corner
200 DAYS IS OUT! : th-cam.com/video/1uOE3Uj0sWc/w-d-xo.html
early replier which is poggers
Let s go 1 hour ago
can we get the link for the base oneblock
I was watching this when it was posted, it appeared on mz reccomended
@Kolanii THANK YOU LOVE YOU CUTIE NO HOMO DOW
I came back to this video after watching Kolanii's latest one and I love that, in only 7 months, the goal changed from 100k subs to 1M subs. Well done.
Edit: Holy CRAP when did this video get to 39M views???
Technoblade: im a pig and my irl name is Dave
Kolanii: So this is Dave the pig
Coincidence… I think not
Wait what? :0 I never knew!
next is the mission to mine all the way back around to the jungle phase to get a panda again and have chonker the second and give him a castle
“He’s sooooo happy!”
“He’s sooooo fat!”
“...”
*take more.*
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . Im just saying that line is so hilarious
😂😂😂
"Bob, get out of my bed I'm not in the mood."
I was literally at that part like 5 seconds ago
oh no
i literally just listened to that, insta paused and went to the comments to see if anyone had commented on it. glad u did. good job.
Idk what to reply so I am just gonna say the first word that comes to my mind: fish
@@kaydenbigman ass
“Bob get out of my bed im not in mood” that just killed me
Same
Time stamp?
@@clapz00theboss41 19:43
I read that right when he said it and yes you asked
Well kolanii is obviously the best minecraft youtuber.
Thats preschool knowledge
Kolanii: You calling me fat Ruth?
Ruth: you're just too thick
T h I c k
"Everyone has a plan, until they get hit"
*Sad enderman noises*
"I met an enderman who didn't fight back. He just kinda stood there and took it."
yes
Stop copping
Loser
@@jonezj77 copping?
Uh oh
Zombie: Kills villager
Kolanii: Tell me your raging without telling me your raging