"If it [X] texting me like that, i would" Marine : haha she's joking Matsuri : bruh Watame : ... uh ... Haachama : *scoots away a bit further Ollie... : instablock
Marine worked an office job for years before Hololive. She probably experienced this kind of creepy harassment enough to know how to easily emulate it lol
I felt that part where Laplus said "There's nothing worse than having to explain your own innuendos". Really nothing worse. I always feel brain dead after it happens.
Marine’s “I’d like us to come together” was masterful, but for me Lap-chan’s “have a banana in the park” was just too much. Although I would definitely block all three.
LOL Fubuki: "Today we will be dealing with creepy uncles; I'll be blocking the worst one, and that's how you win." Marine: *knuckles [and back] pop* "My time has come. But hopefully not just mine."
@@Adiarby13 The others have said she doesn’t know how to deal when people are okay with it and do it back. Marine has said after meeting Matsuri irl and hanging out with a few of the girls that Matsuri is overplaying her perverse side. That Matsuri is one that’s putting on an act for the audience, while Marine isn’t.
I think the worst part is that it felt so natural. Mio and Laplus felt pushed and out of character but Marine didnt feel like she was acting when she said coming alone is lonely
this roleplay game is an actual phenomenon in Japan and has been for a while now. Entire Twitter alts and LINE personas are dedicated to this. It's making fun of the very real creeping on young girls and women that happens all the time. It's usually only between girls, and just like in this clip, the point is to act like an actual oji-san and to creep the other girl out. You use a mix of formal and cringey teen girl speak, and a healthy misuse of emotes and emojis. Unlike in this Hololive slowed down format, in actual ojisan gokko/ojisan koubun, BOTH girls will adopt the lame, creepy old man persona, and both will attempt to out-creep the other. you start off by introducing yourself as an anonymous ojisan, talking about boring mundane stuff like complaining about your job or about the weather, then you start the inappropriate questions. at this point, the receiving girl turns the tables and introduces herself as also being an ojisan, and she will begin to counter attack with equally creepy texts until they both can't take it any more.
Marine-ojii-san really _shivered their timbers_ Her innuendoes had to be rated _ARRRRR_ ...I can't think of a third horny pirate pun, so I guess I'll go back to my day job as a _Marine Biologist_
This was rigged, Mio had no chance. She's way too pure and wholesome to be a creepy uncle. I call shenanigans.
yeah, Aki or Okayu would do better as creepy ojisan lol
hey, she got halfway there with the hotel, that deserves a little credit
And somehow Laplus did worse than her
Imagine Kiryu Coco in there...
It was rigged in that they’d wanna block Marine normally; this is pretty close to her usual territory-
Everyone: "I block Marine"
Marine: "But we haven't even started the challenge yet?"
"What challenge?"
We need this game with Marine, Matsuri, Ollie, Watame
put haachama there and is gonna be in another level
Nene-chi!!!
Ojisan Nene-chi is a fenomenal contender too!!
Sui-chan could probably join if we add Aqua as the 'female' in the game.
they'd have to stream that on the hub.
"If it [X] texting me like that, i would"
Marine : haha she's joking
Matsuri : bruh
Watame : ... uh ...
Haachama : *scoots away a bit further
Ollie... : instablock
For her it was the scariest day of her life. For Marine, it was just another Wednesday.
Mio is the creepiest, Laplus' tone when talking nailed it, and Marine... is the most realistic one
Marine had this one easily in the bag, she’s been able to easily creep out everyone ever since she joined Hololive 😂
She's certainly the best at being YABE, but she's far from the creepiest. That title belongs to our resident Tarantula Chef.
@@DarkCyberElf Well, that's creepy in a different sense though.
@@DarkCyberElf creepy in like being a fucking creep to girls and creepy as in scary creepy is very different
@@DarkCyberElf marine is creepy in a way that makes me cringe, haachama is creepy in a way that it triggers my flight or flight response
Marine worked an office job for years before Hololive. She probably experienced this kind of creepy harassment enough to know how to easily emulate it lol
Gotta love Senchou. This is the reason why we treat her like a grandma. If you give her enough room she goes full creepy uncle 🤣
Fubuki: "That was great acting, Marine!"
Marine: "Wait, were we supposed to act?"
Marine has such amazing chemistry with everyone, she really shines in these silly group streams. And Fubuki continues to be just the best host/MC too
I felt that part where Laplus said "There's nothing worse than having to explain your own innuendos". Really nothing worse. I always feel brain dead after it happens.
Marine’s “I’d like us to come together” was masterful, but for me Lap-chan’s “have a banana in the park” was just too much. Although I would definitely block all three.
I think you’re forgetting her mt Fuji in the younger days 😏😏😏😏
See, the way Senchou wrote, it wasn't come, but actually cum together lol
Fubuki sounds so natural in this one like she uses this tone of voice in her daily life
LOL
Fubuki: "Today we will be dealing with creepy uncles; I'll be blocking the worst one, and that's how you win."
Marine: *knuckles [and back] pop* "My time has come. But hopefully not just mine."
Jesus
lmao
Why senchou...
Wynaut
She knows how to do it. She has the training and skills to become blocked. Lol.
BECAUSE its senchou
Why not?
Precisely because it's senchou...
If they had brought Matsuri then it would’ve been a tough fight for Senchou xD
Matsuri: "Lemme touch ehehehe"
The others:" Matsuri, the skit is over"
Nah.. Even Matsuri can't handle Senchou lewdness
@@Adiarby13 The others have said she doesn’t know how to deal when people are okay with it and do it back. Marine has said after meeting Matsuri irl and hanging out with a few of the girls that Matsuri is overplaying her perverse side. That Matsuri is one that’s putting on an act for the audience, while Marine isn’t.
@@Fina1Ragnarok
God: what skit?
@@fiscarton92 i think you @ the wrong person..
This should be a team game. Matsuri, Marine and Nene on one team, Aqua, Ayame and Pekora on the other.
You just want to watch the trio introvert suffer aren't you?
The challenge is to say something that will get a block in game but not IRL
"Fubu-chan come sit on your Uncle Lap"
Thank you for translating! This was a fantastic bit!
I think the worst part is that it felt so natural. Mio and Laplus felt pushed and out of character but Marine didnt feel like she was acting when she said coming alone is lonely
The time has come, and so has Marine
That was basically marine in her natural habitat
Marine won the acted like a creepy old person contest? I'm shocked! Shocked I say!
Not even Mt.Fuji innuendos were a match for Marine oji-san energy
Dude... Mio's was creepy on a whole different level. This is some grooming shit, that was masterful.
Okay, but let's be real: did anyone expect a different result?
This game is rigged from the start
In this game, putting Marine against Mio is like putting The Rock against my paraplegic grampa.
Marine: I wanna come with you together!
Oh my Matsuri do you have any idea what your saying captain lmao
...yes, yes she does
Oh, she certainly did. "ikitai" means "want to come" in the sexual sense but it's a double entendre with "ikitai" (want to go (someplace))
All she had to do was name out what she wanted her fans to say and do to her and she wins
It was Marine's game to win from the very beginning... The others didn't stand a chance...
You! I know you're reading this! This is how you sound to them when you send those kind of messages, and they laugh at you. Don't be a creep ojiisan!
Marine has to be the funniest idol yo 😂
When your beloved captain goes for the simplest and the most straightforward way of being creepy....
gotta say I don't think winning that round would feel very gratifying
Whatever staff member thought of this challenge deserves a raise.
this roleplay game is an actual phenomenon in Japan and has been for a while now. Entire Twitter alts and LINE personas are dedicated to this. It's making fun of the very real creeping on young girls and women that happens all the time. It's usually only between girls, and just like in this clip, the point is to act like an actual oji-san and to creep the other girl out. You use a mix of formal and cringey teen girl speak, and a healthy misuse of emotes and emojis. Unlike in this Hololive slowed down format, in actual ojisan gokko/ojisan koubun, BOTH girls will adopt the lame, creepy old man persona, and both will attempt to out-creep the other. you start off by introducing yourself as an anonymous ojisan, talking about boring mundane stuff like complaining about your job or about the weather, then you start the inappropriate questions. at this point, the receiving girl turns the tables and introduces herself as also being an ojisan, and she will begin to counter attack with equally creepy texts until they both can't take it any more.
@@Sir_Duncealt we get it man you watch the video
Had to be A-Chan.
Senchou has definitely gotten blocked for her messages before, at least once.
Of course Marine is the expert of getting blocked lmao
She went for it without hesitation
marine should have been the judge she is far too powerful a competitor at this oddly specific contest
Marine was in a tier of her own here, could not expect any other result.
The captain came to win…
"bro Marine is just like me fr fr" i love Marine, her Ojisan is comedy gold
Marine was born for this.
only thing Japanese can still make jokes and humor about this stuff, and that's why people like their humor. plus they are just so adorable
If this was Ayame, Marine will be blocked without even saying anything.
I can imagine Marine doing it with only stuff she has actually received on her DMs
If there was betting on this everyone would be rich right now
It makes me happy to see Mio here 🥰
senchou so good made me imagine a real ojisan sending dms hahaha
Was there ever a question that Marine wouldn't win?
I should have expected that sentence from senchou but no I didn't
there was no surprise in this game, Marine's Power level is over 9000
Meanwhile all overseas sexy guys are yelling and running towards Uncle Marine
Marine, I feel, speaks from experience.
Uncle Marine killed me xD
I knew the result of this one before the video even properly began lol
she blocked the nice uncle, that just bought the car..but the bananna uncle is fine🤷♂️
maririn is too good at this lmao
Marine: "do it jiggle?"
Speed running the DM block, sasuga senchou.
Marine is like speaking from pure experience with possible actions initiated from herself personally 😂
That's just regular Marine lol. 😂
This was too easy for senchou
It's not fair to give Senchou a home turf advantage like that
Of course Marine would win, she's Marine
Marine the Natural 😂
senchou has great experience with being shukkou and all that.
you are watching a master at work
This people breaking my uncle reputation
Virgil once said...... "What is this!!! Form of power!" 😅😅😅
Marine-ojii-san really _shivered their timbers_
Her innuendoes had to be rated _ARRRRR_
...I can't think of a third horny pirate pun, so I guess I'll go back to my day job as a _Marine Biologist_
Luckily Matsuri wasn't there, it would've been a bukkake
We must study her words! Those are the one!
Marine definitely has the age for it
marine is real oji san here
yeah, that tracks
They all look cute with those mustaches
game rigged! this is Senchou's expertise
This is a very unique game
that's my captain
sasuga senchou didn't even need to try xD
Anybody remember the mushroom pic, and Fubu-chan just staring at it blankly?
all pretty funny, Laplus unexpectedly strong, but Marine had any such challenge in the bag
Easy win for Marine. XD
Marine was the worst because she was persistent. Yeah that's a block for sure
lmao what an idea of a word game
This was decided from the start
Aw come on. Give Oji-san a chance.
Most sane Japanese Tv show
Professional oji texter sui chan would thrive here..
oji-san no fuji-san
=))))
Mio: A mom
La+: An otaku
Welp, you all know who i'm going to choose on the day perviness is the answer guys.
That wasn't fair. Mio and Yamada had to act. Marine just had to be.
THis was no contest with marine in it xd
**cyberpunk theme plays**
What if Marine, Matsuri, Mel and Choco in one room?
Ban by TH-cam, especially Choco
Jared Leto interview changed this woman
Laplus witht that stache. Damn cute
Sasuga Senchou!
Sasuga Senchou...
Sasuga... Senchou
The absolute worst thing about this, is that on some level these girls have gotten these messages unironically
Of course it's Marine