Throwing Poop at University
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I would rather get punched then having my kitchenware pissed on
Roboldemort i would rather get punched like 10 times for being sure that that never happens 😂
happy to be the 69th like :)
Same ffs
Hello there
I would rather eat the 4th slice of cake than drink piss
Connors life could actually be an anime
A Slice of life, chess anime taking place in College
connor anime when
Ight, imma contact David productions
It should be called Tensai no Monkey Brain lol
@@comixproviderftw_02 Sports anime about chess when he was younger and then later a spinoff slice of life after he stopped caring about chess ahah
"They'd always meet in my bedroom for talk" - that's literally the most anime protagonist thing to say Conner
Calling people "peasants" ? That ain't the smartest thing to call people.
Yo you have good taste. Whatcha think of oregairu season 3 so far?
@@Mr.man712 it's doing great. The scenes are great and the plot development are also great. Glad that they gave Yui a chance to shine in the past 3 to 4 episodes which really is great for both Yui and Yukinon fans. Shows that both are best girl and the only problem is that there's only one Hachiman. Still looking forward on the side couples tho like Hayama and Yumiko/Iroha. The season 1 managed to make a funny season out of itself which is a good thing so that we could focus on drama and romance in s2 and s3 and just throw a few jokes here and there. If the pace continues and they gave a fantastic ending I'll be giving it a 9.8/10 making it tied with my best anime I've watched which is Code Geass Season 2. Hope you understand and like my opinion and have a nice day.
@@animeyahallo3887 I do agree with giving Yui a chance at the spot light and the other characters some more screen time. Your opinion is fine, everyone's allowed to think differently though I'm not really a fan of where they're going with the plot so far, it just seems kinda boring and normal in my opinion though I guess I'm seeing it more so as a social school event rather then Yukico making herself capable and independent. Hope you have a good one too
@@Mr.man712 I see where you're going. I do not like the whole prom thing but I also dont hate it. I'm like "this thing is probably for plot purposes so ok" . They could have made it "better" but as long as they do justice to each character and not rush things or slowed it then it's ok for me.
Umm 👁👄👁
Connor: “What would you do to a rival bungalow?”
Me: *Sees title* “Oh no...”
Oh shit
oh crap
oh scat
oh shat
Oh feces
*sees title*
this radiates connor energy.
Definitely
Or monkey energy
@@rice_and_potatoes same thing
Monke brain
I clicked expecting “throwing poop” to be a metaphor, not disappointed it wasn’t
How is every stories involving connor feels like a pov of a male protagonist in an anime?
he says yes to anything potentially stupid just for the story
@@Hawwwlucha you know for someone who says yes to everything potentially stupid just for story doesn't seem to like *Video Game stories*
Plot Twist: it's an antagonist story!
(Especially after his character development after losing so many challenges)
Monke warfare
uh oh
Lmao
Gorilla warfare
Attack on titan in a nutshell
"I'm not even that tall. I'm 6 foot." lmao, under 6" squad unite
DaxtotheMax I’m 5’9 😢
I'm 5'7 so..
You're under 6 inches? Dude same I'm barely 2"
5'4 here
5'8
Here
"I'm not even that tall. I'm six foot."
BRUH, if that's not tall then I'm a midget!
I'm 6'3 and I dont consider myself tall, just above average. Tall is 6'4 and above
BetterWithCheddar wait sorry I’m 5 foot 6 lol
BetterWithCheddar you’re still tall!
@@realbigmenace dude which country are you from where people don't consider 6'3 as tall.
@Michael Foley nah all my friends r 6'5 or above so I'm actually short. Yall just like super short ig
Connor is like Satan. He throws and ember and lets the fire unfold
I'll sue you for defamation
Well I mean he did kind of befriend Satan
Anyone else get a university advertisement directly after the video ended.
got Connor's Arknight advert
I use TH-cam Premium unlike you peasants.
"not even that tall"
"6 foot"
pick one, garnt.
6 foot isn't even that tall though. I'm 6' 5"
@@wokedog1799 tall for Asians ig
@@wokedog1799 just saying 5”9 is average height so yeah you’re basically a giant and 6”0 is above average so you could consider it tall
Boogaloo dorms. I remember those. One day I was looking outside my window, and there was a rivalry between some boogaloos going on, a couple of dudes just carrying out a fridge into the forest. Later that night there was this investigation where the fridge with everything in it went. That was hilarious.
I hate being there. But these moments I remember with fondness.
Hey zero
@Michael Foley i can't spell
Connor is that dude in dorm who liked by everyone because he stay chill and playful enough to not triggers the meat head type of people
Literally what he said?
"im not even tall"
"im just *6FT* "
cries in below 5'9
*cries in below 5'5*
Isn't that Otago University in the thumbnail where students are notorious for burning couches and shitting down chimneys at parties
Definitely couch burning in the past. Not so sure about the chimney stuff.
Beautiful campus though
this is absolutely not an "australia or UK-only thing"
A ton of things are universal.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Conner: * sips on his tea * oh how entertaining this is .
The whole “ RIVALRY” : ......
Have these guys heard of the “Peepeepoopoo man” at the university of Toronto?
Enlighten me, what is that and do I have to reconsider my university application? ;)
@@itssashadw6371 Basically, in November of last year, a series of attacks using liquid feces as a weapon happened in and around university campuses in Toronto. The guy was arrested I believe.
@@itssashadw6371 And other unis too. He's not even a student. He's some construction worker just bored lmao
I lived in an UK college dorm in UK for 4 month as an exchange student. The first thing I noticed was how filthy the kitchen was. The sink was full of dirty dishes, there were food on the floor, the cooking plate was covered at 80% by I assumed to be burnt sauce, and Brit student couldn't apparently cook rice without burning half of it in the bottom of the pan. I thought it was bad luck and it would be less dirty elsewhere but every non-brits student I knew were disgusted by how dirty their english roomate were. The most hilarious thing was the fact that they had to clean the kitchen once in a while because parent would visit for their kids coming next semester and they manage to bring it back to its filthy state in less than 10 hours.
I also hated the fact that some retards were activating the fire alarms at least 4 time a week at 3 am to the point I wanted the culprit to be cruxified on the dorms wall.
Can I…
Can I use this when making comics?
@@LukSter18998 of you want
You got more stories?
Is there a story time vid where anyone says this?
@@kv4648 No I'm just a random guy and it was back in 2013
My mates at Swansea uni ended up destroying one of their railings by their stairs after drinking shit was so funny to watch
Swansea? isn't that the anime club Connor was banned from the FB page?
yes, it is: twitter.com/SwanseaAnime/status/1291876801006968832
MABfan11 aye I saw that haha funny stuff
I think that's the same uni Connor went to 😂
Wait, I remember something similar happening when I was at a mates for pres
HyperIke must be a Swansea thing lmao
"I don't know what's the biggest American football state..."
It's Alabama (though Texas certainly gives it a run for its money). Last month, Tommy Tuberville won the GOP Senate primary in Alabama *purely* because he was the former head football coach of Auburn University, one of the two biggest football schools in Alabama.
Nick saban for Alabama governor? Haha
@@bigjohnny9759 I would not be surprised in the slightest.
Sweet home Alabama
It’s because Alabama don’t have professional football so college football is like the only sport they have. If we talking about overall football it would still be Texas in terms of high school recruits, College football(Texas Tech, UT, A&M, Baylor, and UH) and the NFL (Cowboys and Texans)
8:35 this is the funniest shit ever and i too finally got why the older guys did it. In my school the hallways were ALWAYS filled to the brim when ppl need to walk to the next classroom. And i can take a long time. And as someone who is older than most students it is so funny. You basically push them all aside and they just look up like "who tf did that". Then they see a tall ass dude and immediately let you trough lmao
I stayed in a dorm in College for roughly 2 years before I had enough and rented an apartment far from the school. I ended up living in basically a retirement apartment complex because the atmosphere was so much nicer and quiet, and pretty much 95% of the people living there were older people average in the 70's. It was pricey for me at the time, I was only working part-time at the school (about $900 a month without utilities) but it was so much better than living in the apartments closer to the school where it was just all university students, and sororities and parties non-stop. I'm just glad I got through college as quickly as I did, now it's been 5 years since I graduated and feel the peace in being alone and away from the noise.
I could listen to Connor sharing his life stories for hours 😭 It’s always a wild ride.
I only lived in a college dorm with roommates for 2 years and I can tell you I never want a roommate again unless they are family or significant other, the first year of dorm life was a bit better than the second but there was issues with both, my roommates would always turn down the heat in the winter time AND open the window and I would wake up at night literally shivering and freezing my ass off, roommates would take my food usually like some snack stuff and sometimes even tell me they were doing it, at one point I got pissed off cause they left piles of really dirty dishes in the sink and it was so bad the drain was clogging so I cleaned it up and put up a sign saying clean your shit, and then this one time all 3 of my roommates came back in at like 3am after being arrested for under age drinking and D.U.I., bunch of jackasses, never again
I'm so glad British unis don't usually have roommates. I always hear story's about terrible roommates and it always makes me feel better about how shit my accommodation is- like as bad as it is at least I don't have to share.
Me: sees title
Also me: *violent high school flashbacks*
...go on
What high school did you go to, god--
@@hachi7658 the type of high school where *everything* was fair game.... to give you an idea there was this one time someone snuck into the faculty restroom somehow and put gorilla glue all over the toilet seat. Didn't end too well for the student, obviously, but the principal had to be taken to the hospital.... good times.
@@user-ho3uu4sn4p holy crap, I wish I went there. Sounds like good entertainment
@@user-ho3uu4sn4p that is fucking awesome
I'm going to go to Uni and not i know what I should actually expect
You’ll be fine
Don’t call people peasants
@@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat I don't live in the UK so that's out of the question
Shared a dorm room with a roommate and I had a blast. Depends where you go.
I hate dorm life. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
I had a friend once, he wasn’t “that one dude” but he never cleaned his room. It smelled disgusting. Mostly the parka that he had. So next year I and one more guy helped him unpack and in three hours after getting that parka out, his new room smelled like his old one. That was a good laugh. He started to clean after that.
Man, if there’s one guy I miss from college it’s that dude. He was a comical riot.
Gigguk: "I'm not even that tall. I'm 6foot."
Me: *laughs in short asian*
Thais are TALL!!! almost all of them are TALL 😭
This took "Who Flung Dung" to a whole new level
Otago uni in the thumbnail. Nice, glad to get some recognition
Garnt: “I’m not even that tall im 6 Foot”
My 5’5 ass: You bastard
2:32 This honestly sounds like a slice of life anime arc where they meet up at the main character's room
Wait u guys made lines to get on the busses??? From where I come from, elementary, middleschool, highschool and even Uni we just go for it, like sardines trying to fit inside a can, everyone. We learned to predict where the busses would stop: ok today is a monday so there is the bus-driver with the cool tatoo so he will stop here, but wait looking at the density of people over there he might stop further to have an easier time opening the doors, then there is the variable of "is he going to open both the front and back door or just one of them and which one of them???"
This applies for students only busses and coaches, or those which are avaiable at peak student hours. For more general busses/coaches there is a general distance between people since people getting on board are not just students but also old people, adults and their kids etc. there isn't a line but we still respect a kind of "security distance". But if it is a school bus oh boi it's survival of the fittest!
Yes exactly wat u said. I remember everyone wanted to get on first so they could get the seats they wanted(with ur friends).
Looks like a good explanation.
YES, I DID THIS TYPE OF CALCULATIONS SO MANY TIMES!!! "Is he gonna stop right next to the sign or a little bit further? But there is this crowd right here, so if I move to here then I will be right in front of the door", these type of calculations were crucial to pick a seat in the bus, otherwise you would go standing, and if you lived far from the campus... You just wouldn't want to go standing on the bus.
@@MarceloZ2 I live 1h and 30min from my Uni so these calculations are a matter of life or death since the coach is also shared with the highschoolers :^)
in my first year at uni in the uk, i lived on a floor with 12 other people. there was this dude whose room i got the chance to look into, it was filled with stacked domino's pizza boxes, empty beer and soda cans, literal full trash bags in his room. The only uncovered thing was his desk and his bed. A few months after that first peek i got a chance to look inside again and it was THE SAME SHIT. I'm still astounded as to how people can live like that. like i'm messy, but what the fuck?
*Sees kitchenware outside*
Connor's friend: "Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"
This podcast has no business being this hilarious 😂!
The fact that guy called people peasants unironically is just funny af to me. I sometimes to piss my friends off call them peasants or nerds and I can't imagine me saying it and it not be a joke
I remember when I was in college a freshman got busted for getting super drunk because he pissed out his 3rd story window. They ended up taking 2 cases full of different liqours from his room.
My husband has a story of when he was a teenager, his friend shat on a shovel and chased people around at a party!
Forgive me,I lose my shit laughing at Connor’s halloween
Shiro Shibe: Carry me... Peasant!!!!
Im just imagining Connor sitting on a sunlounge wearing sunglasses with a coke in his hand while watching the chaos unfold.
i'm just trying to read the jalter doujin that is partially open
Same
Yes someone who likes jelter doujin other then me
Hold up did he just say 70 bucks a month?
Try thousands
Our colleges where I lived would be like
*We ride at dawn*
Peak human evolution ladies and gentlmen
Return to *Monke*
A lot of times, first-year students like me are required to live on campus for the first two semesters. And also, the only housing options available sometimes are just fucking expensive lofts lol
Gigguk's 6 foot!!?
"That one guy" you say...
The one I remember is a guy with a fake eye being like:
"I prefer having a plastic eye, because you can't play beer pong with a glass eye"
...and when done playing he'd just pop his fake eye back in as if nothing happened!
This makes me terrified about moving to uni accommodation
really makes me appreciate how peaceful and uneventful my uni dorm time was (even though I went to the same uni as Garnt). People were quite nice and there wasn't any particularly annoying, we split our trash duty civilly and people mostly do them, sometimes they invite me for meals or to go party with them but they never pressure... etc. Now that I think about it I was very lucky, since people I know from other flats in the same hall usually had something to complain about...
Dude, the room we got, since there was no space for more students was the building they opened up for the students for that year. I believe they weren't the cheapest, but they were close. Point being, it was for 3 people and we had air conditioning, high beds, bathroom, hangers, and three desks. It was like, beautiful even if it was a bit old. The beds had drawers and shit. My friend who lived in one of the older dorms had no air conditioning but had similar to what we had but with no bathroom and barely any space. Those were apparently more expensive. He had to come over to our living area in the dorms to cool off as we played ping pong, or watched TV. Sometimes laughed as we watch movies. It was so quiet and calm in our dorm. Only exception was the girls next door who had blasted their music but said hi to us each time we passed by
I am so grateful that my high school and university years so far have been as quaint and comfortable as they have been.
Did someone just say SACRILEGIOUS?
8:02 I smell twoset violins.
Ah, I see you too are a man of culture
I spent about half a year in what we do instead of dorms over here, it wasnt rly my thing, I always just kept my own utensils in my room.
The owner of the building loved to complain about the kitchen being a mess regardless of how it actually looked and telling us his cleaning crew didnt like it.
Meanwhile I had the position of multiple small bits of dust in our hallway just memorized so that I could check if the cleaning crew had actually so much as come through the place.
They didnt.
7:15 Connor : It's a competition
I keep imagining a vine boom sound effect every time connor says the word "bungalow" and I'm losing my shit
Imagine living in one of these bungalows. One day, one of your roommates decides to take a shit through a mailbox in another bungalow. Fast forward to Halloween night, and someone from the rival bungalow throws a pumpkin with shit inside at your friend's window. Then imagine that as a response, another one of your roommates, who plays rugby, decides to tear down the rival bungalow's front door as a joke. Now imagine all of this escalating in one night.
Yeah, I'd leave too.
Wow I’m glad I go to a private liberal arts college. Public uni sounds horrendous
We had gnats in our room because my roommate never cleaned anything
He had a half a pizza under his bed that he would eat periodically and a near full jug of Hawaiian punch that sat without a cap for over 3 months
How didn't he die?? Dude, that's insanely dangerous.
listened to this last night, and burst out laughing and my mom got angry at me
So not that different from my experience at an american university. Glad to know the US and UK aren't that different haha.
Wow I got pretty lucky with my uni flatmates, there was somebody who blocked one out of the two sinks with dirty dishes a few times even got mold we almost got fined for it, she wouldn't wash them and each time another flatmate dealt with it to stop us getting fined. That and having my bread stolen all the time is about the worst of it.
To answer your question about football states, it's Alabama. Because of course it is lol.
I was listening to this through the speaker and I just absolutely lost it
I remember when I first moved to a new school and the kids were telling me not to use the restroom during lunch because the freshman like to take thier poop and smear it all over the wall. And girls would....uk 😭💀
The kid who called other kids pheasants is the same stuff as Gilgamesh from Fate Stay Night calling people mongrels out of nowhere.... Connor is like the one dude Gilgamesh doesn't call a pheasant.
So weird seeing the university from my hometown in the thumbnail...
That image in the thumbnail looks like my uni. University of Otago.
A wine glass in an underwear draw? This guys been watching too much Shimoneta...
“I’m not even tall. I’m 6 foot”
Confused 5’7” noises
This is such good writing material we gotta make a movie about this y’all. “The boys” lol
Yeah there's no mistaking it Connor's a freakin anime MC
What ya doin Levi 2:15
Connor’s serious face and the absolute monke of a tittle is the best thumbnail
We cut our hair and put it in the neighbours mailbox but I would never dare put shit in there xD (I did do that once but it was my sisters drawer and I was like 10y old)
lmao i relate to the end part so much.
i'm going into my last year of secondary school/year 11 and the power i finally have..
Please add a link to the episode the clips are from, it's getting harder to find the episodes these clips are from. Liking these videos tho :)
My sister her first time dorming got a druggie roommate and it culminated in a drug bust and the girl vowing revenge against my sister and the other roommates as she's dragged off by police
I guess the only good thing about university dorms is that you can talk about bad shit crazy things you have done or seen and laugh about it
When it's Otago Uni for the thumbnail 😂😂😂
If Connor ever went into an Isekai, he would probably become a bard. Considering how many stories he knows and how good his voice is. Although, because of his british heritage, he would probably focus mainly in debuffing enemies.
connor in the thumbnail looks like he's going to start a revolution
Bruh uploaded on my birthday
Best gift ngl
I can really relate on about ginkus bed
"Smaller than a single size bed
70 a month? Over here trying to live anywhere near campus or on campus will put you in debt for life.
What a shitty halloween tho
6:26
your wish is chris's command
Why r these guys soo dammnnn reliable. Lol
Mann dorm life is so much FUN....
lol🤣
I met a Welsh rugby team, they stopped at the local social club in my friends village on the way to a game. One of them approached us stating he had been dared to talk to the prettiest girl in the room (there was a small selection and I assume he actually picked me because I look like I don’t get many compliments). I politely told him he should go find her then and carried on with the game of pool, this did not deter him.
I spent the hole night calling them the welsh ugly team and insulting them, apparently they couldn’t understand my accent (I don’t have one, I’m from the midlands) 😂
why does the rich guy radiate Frieza vibes lol
Connor's life is seriously no less than an entertainment show🤣🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't breathe cuz i was just laughing when connor said his story