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  • @xaenon
    @xaenon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate." Truer words were NEVER spoken.

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES, and someone, who is total idiot and liar, can be a president. All possible " only" in AMERICA.

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      xaenon I spaciousky agree with you .

    • @WhiteWolfos
      @WhiteWolfos 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That means I can be a senator and get good money and make decisions that influence the country....but I'm not good at the art of lying ._.
      Unfortunately..

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +spaciousky Hehehe 😜

    • @humps678
      @humps678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xaenon I died at that part

  • @sauelalmonte
    @sauelalmonte 9 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZED WHAT HE JUST SAID, IS PRICELESS.

    • @lvega5606
      @lvega5606 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I dont think he even realized what he said until he saw Bill's reaction change.

    • @MasterOrona
      @MasterOrona 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harry Waddington ok so that would mean he said something really stupid and NEVER realized it. He still said it lol.

    • @pureluck8767
      @pureluck8767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There’s no need to shout turn off the caps locks please

    • @LilAligator
      @LilAligator 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its edited

    • @LilAligator
      @LilAligator 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wtf did you write over there? Even Jesus couldn't write so bad

  • @ChaoticScaper
    @ChaoticScaper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    The 747 flying over jesus is the greatest part

    • @happyfunrun7901
      @happyfunrun7901 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Virus This

    • @solountipomas8616
      @solountipomas8616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those in the plane where blessed in asholism and bullshiting.
      Praise the lord, or the humans that make a living on selling smoke to those ignorant and naive centuries ago!!!

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was a very good catch and fast reaction on the part of the videographer....

    • @TheHelado36
      @TheHelado36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xero like science actually being above the Bible myth !

    • @joshalbert3770
      @joshalbert3770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MaskedMarvyl Holy Land is right beneath Orlando Airport one of the busiest airports ever due to Disney World. Imagine how many fly over everyday

  • @Kopihucky
    @Kopihucky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "go around their intellect".. which in translation means "They are reasonable and much smarter than me.. I have to find a way around this.."

    • @drkwrl
      @drkwrl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Blatant admonition of the kind of pernicious manipulation they're engaging in

    • @yourallbrainwashed
      @yourallbrainwashed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Kopihucky lol, yep

    • @stevev3451
      @stevev3451 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      youreallbrainwashed how do you know what they mean?

    • @myrmidon0312
      @myrmidon0312 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. The way around their intellect is through believing that you can bullshit them into believing gahd.

    • @toring61_52
      @toring61_52 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you don't need to take an IQ test to be in the senate .. OMG shows right there we got people in that are just doing it for their own pockets..

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This movie impressed me. Bill came across very likable and logical, all he did was ask questions that people couldn’t answer. Logic wins

    • @michaelbrickley2443
      @michaelbrickley2443 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Logic wins? How about lying wins? So many false claims made by Bill Maher and ignorant people choose to believe him

  • @WellConditioned
    @WellConditioned 10 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I am SO glad you included the 747 flying over Jeebus!

  • @masterjesse283
    @masterjesse283 10 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "I'm gonna go in the rapture! And I'm gonna come back on a white horse!"
    YEAH OK!

    • @knuckleheadmcgee
      @knuckleheadmcgee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i like to lovingly refer to that particular mentality as "arrogant delusion" or "delusional arrogance" it's 50/50. lol

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is it about females and horses? Oh, wait, now I understand.

    • @rav3ndust
      @rav3ndust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely true lol. I have always said that religion is nothing more than a neurological disorder. I need funding so I can study this theory lol

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If she was to go in the rapture isn't it pretty much the point to stay in heaven and not come back (on a white horse)?

    • @30stmFantasy
      @30stmFantasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, that's the one that got me. I almost feel sorry for her but I'm guessing she doesn't know how stupid she looks.

  • @vespasian9717
    @vespasian9717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    A:"It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake"
    B:"You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate."
    He just completely destroyed the Senate, Christianity and himself.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez  7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kriid Zen apparently u don't have to pass a iq test to be the president either.

    • @vespasian9717
      @vespasian9717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unfortunately, I'd certainly welcome such a requirement. It does seem necessary nowadays.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez  7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kriid Zen the rest of the world wishes there was such an acquirement....

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Passing an IQ test to be in the Senate strikes me as quite undemocratic, but one probably would have to be rich.

  • @leosodan1741
    @leosodan1741 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I would not have to be an atheist if religion did not exist, but I have to label myself because of prior stupidity

    • @ReinEngel
      @ReinEngel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This ties into the greater problem of religion... it separates for no reason other than "My God is better than your God." The saddest part is that us, atheists and agnostics, are labeled the REALLY crazy ones because we don't need to talk to the sky every time we're low on gas or our pet is vomiting.

    • @patman2986
      @patman2986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe that is how most of us feel. Well put.

    • @brochestedbs
      @brochestedbs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've never thought about it that way before !I think I'll stop calling myself an atheist and just react as if for the first time to anyone who talks about their god.

    • @rav3ndust
      @rav3ndust 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if everyone really thought about it, everyone is born an atheist. It takes religious people to indoctrinate and warp children's minds for them to be affected by the neurological disorder that is religion. it is so sad.

    • @vstar7196
      @vstar7196 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atheist is a label that stupid religious fanatics use. I tell people that I’m a “Free Thinker”.

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The guy speaking in tongues and ends it with “I love you” makes me laugh my ass off every time

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And people send him money.

    • @charmicarmicat2981
      @charmicarmicat2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wholeNwon I’m pretty sure that guy was just trying to be funny. Do you know who he is? I don’t, but if he’s a televangelist that’s disappointing

    • @AnneOhn123
      @AnneOhn123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's how I talk to my cats.... all this time I never knew it was a money making language!!!

    • @robertopistone1179
      @robertopistone1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      These people are all charlatans. The ignorant masses believe in these phonies.

    • @joygernautm6641
      @joygernautm6641 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charmicarmicat2981 it’s for real televangelist, and he for real did this. Obviously, in a delivered attempt to dupe people into thinking he can speak in tongues and is, therefore the voice of God.

  • @anastasia-wj2bv
    @anastasia-wj2bv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The best part of this movie is when he's talking to the Muslims about hating women and they say oh no we love women they even have their own corner over there xD

    • @michaellombard3524
      @michaellombard3524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol mine too "Ehh we allow women.....they have a special corner..."

    • @lancelotray
      @lancelotray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats some family guy shit... lmao

  • @AutonomousVoice
    @AutonomousVoice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    My biological family are mainly 'born again' fundamentalist christians. My dad was convinced that metal music was 'satanic' and wouldn't allow Black Sabbath records in the house for years, not until I was in my late teens. This isn't hicksville in the US in the 1950's by the way. This is England in the 1990's. He seemed to think the records had some kind of evil power and I think he said that it could summon demons. He allowed my older brother to have metal records eventually but when my brother did something he didn't like he would punish him. Once I remember my dad smashing up all his Iron Maiden records- and he had all of the albums including the singles. My older brother was an artistic and creative person and I remember him making this costume with one of his mates- that too was deemed 'satanic' by my dad and was destroyed on a bonfire in the garden. He also did this amazing mural of the Iron Maiden mascot, Eddie, that covered his bedroom door and the wall surrounding it. It was destroyed for the same reason.
    Unfortunately, my older brother is no longer such a non-conformist. He doesn't question things anymore and he actually goes along with all this christian nonsense and is somewhat of a religious conspiracy theorist who watches God TV etc and reads the Bible and believes in all the prophecy bullshit. It's like something has sucked all the creativity and individuality out of him. I remember him laughing when Israeli troops going into Gaza was on the TV. I remember him saying that homosexual people should be put in prison like they are in parts of Africa.
    When I was about ten years old my family took me on a 'holiday' in Sussex. It was in the middle of nowhere in the countryside in Sussex in a big manor house. It was a complex, there were different buildings, the place was called Ashburnham. What I didn't realise, what they didn't tell me was that this was a religious holiday. I figured that out only when I got there and everyone was going on about Jesus. The parents were separated from the kids and we had to attend these groups with christian minders who made us do these activities based around Jesus and the Bible, they were basically religious teachers. Everything was related to Jesus and stuff from the Bible, even playing football and watching films. It was basically brainwashing. It was horrible and I couldn't leave and had to endure the whole thing even though by then I didn't really believe in christianity.
    My mum believed in all this and believed it stronger than my dad at times (for a time he wasn't deeply into it and questioned it- something she would mock and berate him for) but sometimes objected to the way he treated her as the patriarchal 'head of the house', a title he was keen to remind us of, especially in his deeper religious phases. He once explained to my mum that according to the Bible it was allowed that if a women hits a man, it is written that he is allowed to cut off the hand of hers that struck him- and he was serious, finding it amusing also.
    I have been a witness to every kind of bigotry and chauvinism you can imagine from my biological family, genocidally racist views included. My Dad, in a discussion I had with him about the Iraq war, stated that the Iraqi children who died because of the sanctions that were imposed on Iraq in the 1990s was a punishment from god because of stuff in the bible that he thought was real. They all believed that arabs were evil and that they were 'satanic' and that Israel had a right to oppress and kill the Palestinians and take all their land and attack whoever they pleased. I remember my Mum ranting furiously about how gay people thought they could do as they liked but would "get what was coming to them when after they die". They were very zionist and they would 'talk in tongues' which was really creepy. I am convinced from what I have experienced that their belief and the way they practice their religion is a type of mental illness, aswell as fanaticism. Myself and my other brother don't believe in it and have nothing to do with the family anymore.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez  8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank u for sharing ur story.

    • @AutonomousVoice
      @AutonomousVoice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No problemo. It's not all bad. I'm with like-minded people now and am happy.

    • @TheHH14
      @TheHH14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anna Key I am an Athiest from Bahrain (Middle East) and I've never met or talked to another Athiest.. So thank you for sharing your story!

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very informative and honest. Glad you got out.

    • @Anthony-jp2zm
      @Anthony-jp2zm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm in awe of your comment; it made my day. You're a very strong person, and I would be humbled in your presence. I can't say I would survive that kind of brainwashing if I lived in a family like that. My father and I no longer speak because I rejected Christianity. He, too, attempted to convert me many times..strange church events out in the middle of nowhere..all these people with fake smiles on like eerie robots..punishment for disagreeing, and the list continues. I feel great having liberated myself. I'm happy for you as well. It's like breathing again. True freedom of the mind and soul.

  • @shalamigri
    @shalamigri 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It's funny to think that 15 years ago, I would not have brought myself to watch this documentary. Well, that was then and this is now. I've see it at least 5 times!

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Now it's 9 years later since you posted this.

    • @shalamigri
      @shalamigri 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LisaAnn777 Most definitely!

  • @rb2321
    @rb2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This documentary helped me come to terms with being an atheist ! I felt so alone in my lack of belief and this movie made me realize IM NOT ALONE..... AND IM RIGHT ! Ha

    • @peaceful_warrior7627
      @peaceful_warrior7627 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right about what? 🤔

    • @ddoppster
      @ddoppster ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peaceful_warrior7627 what isn't real or true. What is true, is hard to prove and defend, but nonsense is rather easy to expose, and modern religion is full of it.

    • @johnbancheri3565
      @johnbancheri3565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m with you

    • @peaceful_warrior7627
      @peaceful_warrior7627 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ddoppster Oh really? Disprove Islam then.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@peaceful_warrior7627 lol ok I will. The sun doesn't set in a muddy spring like the Quran says, and it claims we can't enter the heavens above the sky yet humans have been on the moon and are currently in orbit around earth like on the ISS.
      Therefore Islam isn't true, just like Christianity which also makes similar claims like there being a magical firmament that separates the waters above from below, yet there's no ocean up in space.

  • @187GodKiller
    @187GodKiller 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You know I laughed at this but then I stopped with a thought, these people really believe this absolute nonsense, and then a sobering thought came over even that, these people HAVE INFLUENCE over other people!

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "these people really believe this absolute nonsense, and then a sobering thought came over even that, these people HAVE INFLUENCE over other people!" Welcome to MY recurring full-bore, wake-the-fuck-up-shrieking-and-drenched-in-sweat nightmare, Michael. That thought TERRIFIES me.

    • @chrisjohnson4738
      @chrisjohnson4738 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      xaenon You sound exactly how I imagine Hitler sounded like in his late 20's.

    • @chrisjohnson4738
      @chrisjohnson4738 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      xaenon Yes, let's continue to promote education and science please. Let's just tone down the fear a little.

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Johnson There's a damned good REASON there is supposed to be separation of church and state. History is just FULL of some pretty grim examples of what happens when there isn't. I don't want religion to be the basis of political decisions, PERIOD.

  • @stucazzo2000
    @stucazzo2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "This is the Stone of God!" Dude is clearly frustrated by logic and reason.

  • @Oni_Dino
    @Oni_Dino 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish you would have included that priest he spoke with outside in Italy, because every moment with him was gold and hilarity.

  • @kelev48
    @kelev48 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I went to that "museum" omg it was so entertaining I could hardly contain my laughter. While everybody was reading the plaques I was amused how everybody was taking it so serious. The first thing you see walking in is a dinosaur next to a mannequin, priceless!

  • @8azile8
    @8azile8 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My wow factor at the creation museum would be, "Wow, that's really fucking stupid. I hope this is a joke..."

  • @RubbelisPro
    @RubbelisPro 11 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    AHAHAH AN AIRPLANE FLIES OVER THE HANGING OF JESUS.. HOW PERFECT. OMFG.

    • @myrmidon0312
      @myrmidon0312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God couldn't have timed it better :-)

    • @davidmontanez6068
      @davidmontanez6068 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure why everybody is making a big deal out of the plane. I mean I get it but it's not that jaw dropping.

    • @lordbucketheadpolling5824
      @lordbucketheadpolling5824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @David Montanez it’s not really jaw dropping I agree just ironic, showing the capability of man

  • @fjalls
    @fjalls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is pure comedy even after 6 years

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been a decade, still hilarious. And needs to be watched by many right now probably more than ever.

    • @fjalls
      @fjalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LisaAnn777 Yeah, I had forgotten about this video but now I laughed again.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fjallsnow it's been another two years, time to laugh again!

  • @HotshotGTar
    @HotshotGTar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    If Islam possesses one of the "Stones of God" that means God is missing a Stone !

    • @IFoundGodInEminem
      @IFoundGodInEminem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +HotshotGTar Holy frack I think you've stumbled upon the real reason why God keeps punishing us! IF you're going to start a religion based on this revelation, ping me I'd love a nice high priest position.

    • @HotshotGTar
      @HotshotGTar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aditya Nayak I've passed my expiry date for priesthood ; maybe we can congregate in the next life............

    • @SanDeezyBreezy61986
      @SanDeezyBreezy61986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HotshotGTar it’s like one of the missing Sankara stones. Kali Maaaaaa!

    • @myrmidon0312
      @myrmidon0312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He divided it up, and placed it in the heads of the holy, to replace the empty space that followed their religiously-induced lobotomies.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funny thing is the black stone is a reminiscence of the pre-Islamic Arabic religions of worshipping things in nature and should be considered as quite un-Islamic but ok.

  • @meganpayne2883
    @meganpayne2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Literally the #1 best documentary of all time that I have seen hands down. So informative, mind-blown, true investigative skills that give a profound insight on religion and that age old question "Does God exist"?

    • @gavinvalentino1313
      @gavinvalentino1313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using the trendyterm "literally" gives your words as much credibility as those of a pastor.

  • @Harrysound
    @Harrysound 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This documentary say EVERYTHING in exactly the way I want to say it about religion

  • @nathanielberry4965
    @nathanielberry4965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I'm gonna go in the rapture and I'm gonna come back on a white horse"

    • @zacharysiple783
      @zacharysiple783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a Christian and I found that funny too!

    • @GabS-o1m
      @GabS-o1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah don’t we all love fantasies lol

    • @sethy_nec253
      @sethy_nec253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *IF YOU WANT II RIDE….DON’T RIDE THE WHITE HORSE!*

  • @mikescott7464
    @mikescott7464 11 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Religious people are funny.

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      funny but dangerous

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DavyTheEntertainer are you telling me, that in the name of Jesus we have to forgive fundamentalist who carry suicide bombings in Allah's name ??

    • @DavyTheEntertainer
      @DavyTheEntertainer 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      spaciousky That's the general Christian exhortation. Forgiveness, however, does not constitute approval...or being a proverbial doormat. In Christian theology, the individual to whom the offence is done will still be hurt...grievously, but it takes great courage to let go of the hate and put in its place the love of God.
      I still would be angry as hell at the terrorists. But others may perform the superhuman act of forgiveness. 'Tis said the act of forgiveness, rather than being weakness, is strength; a way that few will undertake.

    • @cronbtc5680
      @cronbtc5680 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Seals The difference between islam and christianity, is that islam doesn't lie about being violent. More people have died in the name of this guy jesus and god than in the name of allah.

    • @ssmith918
      @ssmith918 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luis Aguilar Doesn't matter. all religion is man made..........

  • @soupy4099
    @soupy4099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thomas Jefferson has been my favorite president fora long time. Every time i find out something else about him it just strengthens that view.

  • @slysampss
    @slysampss 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The expression of realization added to the comedy. Brilliant.

  • @mikewiitala9462
    @mikewiitala9462 10 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    4:48 Religion gave us a dead hippy on a stick. Science gave us air travel.

    • @ShadowWalker1971
      @ShadowWalker1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @mike wiitala: "4:48 Religion gave us a dead hippy on a stick. Science gave us air travel."
      *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!*

    • @whereisthehook
      @whereisthehook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mike wiitala Jesus gave us "Love your enemy" "Treat others as you would have them treat you". Could air travel have been possible without Christian morals?

    • @humanbn1057
      @humanbn1057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dan, those concepts existed long before Jesus showed up.

    • @whereisthehook
      @whereisthehook 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Agnew No sir.

    • @humanbn1057
      @humanbn1057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So, before Jesus, humans every where had no concept of being kind to each other? Humans had no empathy?

  • @MARCO_BMR
    @MARCO_BMR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Bill Maher is the greatest ^^
    Such a great documentary :)

  • @soccablau9203
    @soccablau9203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:38 (silence)..... "Wtf did I just say?"

  • @alexandermercer5363
    @alexandermercer5363 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way Bill looks at Ken, I bet he's thinking "Oh... you imbecile..."

  • @AltoAtik
    @AltoAtik 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:36 that guys reaction after he realized what he said lmfao

  • @MisterMcKinney
    @MisterMcKinney 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The plane flying of the crucifixion reenactment was gold.

  • @NFL294
    @NFL294 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This movie is so good

  • @bunnyfish714
    @bunnyfish714 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You don't have to pass a IQ test to be in the senate" the best line,and so true

  • @ayr698
    @ayr698 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Bill's smile after this, I had the same reaction - it's so stupid all you can do is smile

  • @sayrith
    @sayrith 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "im going to rapture and Im coming back on a white horse" that clip has been repeated so many times, its ingrained in my skull.

  • @audreymaria117
    @audreymaria117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Brilliant. Love this doc so much.

    •  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      couldent agree more. this movie puts a long argument of religion in a nut she'll and shows what religious people are. stupid

  • @Mayabee321
    @Mayabee321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The airplane traveling in the sky above the crucifixion re-enactment made me LOL

  • @Dontincludeme
    @Dontincludeme 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I mean... You know, if it makes you happy, believe what you want to believe, but don't push it on other people.

    • @DavyTheEntertainer
      @DavyTheEntertainer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interesting that you bring this up.
      All right, let's conduct a thought experiment.
      Abraham Lincoln (along with the anti-slavery abolitionists) believes in his heart that the peculiar institution of slavery is morally wrong. Likewise,Martin Luther King, Jr. (along with the participants of the Civil Rights movement) believe that institutionalized racism is morally wrong. They both say, "I believe it because it makes me fell good about myself. But I don't want to push that belief on other people."
      If this was the attitude that Abe Lincoln and MLK took on their beliefs, it's far from likely that slavery and racism would be uprooted from American society. When it came to these two evils, they could not just stand by and let slavery and racism destroy the fabric of America. They had to act, which meant pushing their beliefs of the person's human dignity on the society because those institutions of evil were dehumanizing to human beings.
      If people like Abe Lincoln and MLK and others who simply believed what they wanted to believe, but did not put it into practice, then we can forget about equal human rights under the law and the dignity of the human person.

    • @FruityHachi
      @FruityHachi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DavyTheEntertainer abe and MLK needed to "push their beliefs" because slavery and racism interferes with other people´s rights. but if someone were to just hold racist views but would not act on them - meaning, would not beat or kill blacks and other minorities, but only like maybe avoid contact with them, than it´s different. same with religion. if someone just believes in god, but would not want to kill people or make hate protests for disagreeing with religion, than i don´t see much problem.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Emma J Noone's pushing it on anyone else. Atleast not significantly. And same can be said for atjeists.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't take it to the polls with you.

    • @rogerthornhill1491
      @rogerthornhill1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavyTheEntertainer WTF Has this got to do with religious belief?

  • @Anarkitten
    @Anarkitten 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worshiping to a meteor. This is the pinnacle of human achievement, folks

  • @PNL_King
    @PNL_King 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That senator just outed himself and every other congressman in the universe. I guess what the Senate does on a daily basis simply is not rocket science...

  • @chinezeFURY
    @chinezeFURY 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Can I also have a white horse?

  • @lvega5606
    @lvega5606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ma ta dee sholo mokolo badada. Ta de dum kolo masholo madada. Ka te te tum. I love you.

    • @Salamander6969
      @Salamander6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolute gibberish, caused by mental injury from having too much "faith". Or... he's just scamming his audience...

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Salamander6969 No no, he was obviously speaking in tongues, that's a thing duncha'know?

    • @rogersutton1768
      @rogersutton1768 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scipio Africanus Ah yes, my total lack of faith was to blame there 😳

  • @ramaken254
    @ramaken254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this dodocumentary. Wished full video was on TH-cam

  • @robertfey1282
    @robertfey1282 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The saddle on the dinosaur will stick with me for life lmfao

    • @whereisthehook
      @whereisthehook 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you explain piles of dinosaur bones collected in bone pits? They have been found more than once.

    • @midorimashintaro2092
      @midorimashintaro2092 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@whereisthehook 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RafeeqManalody
    @RafeeqManalody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill, please make a second part!!!

  • @Rodrigo-bv7uv
    @Rodrigo-bv7uv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    People are frighteningly crazy.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they vote. Wonder how many of them are registered Democrats.

  • @Spuck1983
    @Spuck1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We dont push our beliefs on people, but..."
    So yep...kids are not people.

  • @aamiller90
    @aamiller90 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bill, when someone asks if you are a God, you say YES!! (Ghostbusters)

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only when those someone asking the question is a Sumerian god.

  • @bobgreen1236
    @bobgreen1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw lots of people look at Bill, just speechless, in this film....the only time I saw BILL with that look was when the dude said, "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate"......

  • @CDNslicker09
    @CDNslicker09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -"but now that we know what meteors are, don't you think--"
    -"Bitch! This is the stone of God!"

  • @SaraRoseVaughan
    @SaraRoseVaughan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    During the senator's scene at the beginning, their faces are priceless. Maher looks like he's stuck with a madman, and the senator gives this hilarious look of dread.

  • @destinbogart3874
    @destinbogart3874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how all of the dinosaurs at the creation museum look like they walked out of the 1980s

  • @TheLadyofEL
    @TheLadyofEL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @1:41 yaba daba doodoo geechee geechee yah yah dah dah mocha choh kah lah tah yah yah
    I love you
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @OneManProduct
    @OneManProduct 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How I just love this documentary. It´s soo true and soo fucking entertaining!

  • @adamhonestyanddecency5054
    @adamhonestyanddecency5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "...go around their intellect."- Why?

  • @rb2321
    @rb2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need part #2

  • @davidmarzolino7159
    @davidmarzolino7159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm an Atheist, and it I must say it was refreshing to hear the priest at 4:05 speak some truth.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then he ate god's REAL flesh and drank his REAL blood.

  • @Alekay227
    @Alekay227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm gonna go into the rapture and come back in a straightjacket! :D

  • @seanwhitehall4652
    @seanwhitehall4652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Are you god?" "....no"
    Missed opportunity Bill:
    "YES, and you can't prove than I'm not"

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, I'm not doing to do a miracle to prove it to you. You have to take my claim that I am God on _faith!_ 🤣

  • @dogmahacker8278
    @dogmahacker8278 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The expressions at 0:33 are too funny!

  • @rmeier66
    @rmeier66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stellar underrated work of science.

  • @Abr022575
    @Abr022575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This movie is hilarious. And I'm a Catholic

    • @sampeacaml9307
      @sampeacaml9307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you mean by that, exactly?

    • @Abr022575
      @Abr022575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk. Its funny. Theres a lot of nuttiness in religion.

    • @sampeacaml9307
      @sampeacaml9307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, if you believe in God, you're an complete idiot?

    • @Abr022575
      @Abr022575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No. But I would say for instance the guy in this movie who claims to be Christ is quite the idiot

    • @sampeacaml9307
      @sampeacaml9307 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dale Chawkins Yeah, maybe.

  • @wilm210
    @wilm210 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh man, I NEED TO GET THIS ON DVD!!!

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Unfortunately, I live 20 minutes away from the Creation Museum. Be glad, if you don't live near it and have to see dumb ads for it. Although there aren't many fundies in Northern Kentucky, the few who live in this area are extremely annoying and rather cult-like.

    • @OhTezii
      @OhTezii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would go in there and tape tape my biology homework on the walls

    • @lvega5606
      @lvega5606 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tezii or bring in some photographs of neanderthals and other close relatives to humans.

    • @ourlordpapajohn4370
      @ourlordpapajohn4370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +C. Venom I wanna take a picture riding the dinosaur.

    • @TheAmericanNomad352
      @TheAmericanNomad352 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live close to holy land and see alot of crazy shit they have one free day and some legit mulisms from the gaza strip and dumb family's and people that are just curious about the place i am quite suprised the mulisms didn't try to blow it up yet

  • @maxhess3151
    @maxhess3151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved Andy Kaufman's performance at 1:40.

  • @khalex9861
    @khalex9861 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You don't have to pass IQ test to be Senator.... then that pokerfaces :D

  • @dmc6262
    @dmc6262 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:52 that plane flying above is the greatest camera pan ever.

  • @straitwhitemale7400
    @straitwhitemale7400 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm so ashamed to be an American when I realize how religious this country is. 😞

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right! Other places do laugh at us all the time too because of this very thing

    • @marzsit9833
      @marzsit9833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      religion is something stupid people use to feel smart. like the idiot coal miners... all of them are m'urican cristchinz so if you ask them how the coal ended up in the ground in the first place, they'll all say the same shit: 'god put da coe in da ground fer us to use'

    • @od2574
      @od2574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you guys have christianity in USA we have to deal with islam here in Europe nowdays

  • @everyonehasaids525
    @everyonehasaids525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:20 is fucking awesome. Can anyone tell me why the wood did that? Like, how did he fuck up?

  • @sanjaykhaleed1141
    @sanjaykhaleed1141 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ♥ *The ultimate TRUTH* ♥
    _TRUTHCONTESTCOM_

    • @demiandeen2172
      @demiandeen2172 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW. Mind-blowing! Thank you so much!

  • @unclefkr8945
    @unclefkr8945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see a lot of good natured people being raised and taught not to question authority but to simply belief blindly. I honestly feel like if people would be taught HOW to think as oppose to what to think this world wouldn't have religion.

  • @robertpolanco1973
    @robertpolanco1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Personally, I am very impressed with Bill Maher's provocative documentary, "Religulous." It helped me to understand what the reality of organized religion has been about. Furthermore, I take serious pride in being an ATHEIST as well.

  • @thebreedinghousewife8818
    @thebreedinghousewife8818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m pretty sure the 120 dislikes are religulous people who for some reason were watching a video that’s against their religion

  • @rodgerbrown2430
    @rodgerbrown2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hell, ironically, the Catholic priest made more sense than anyone else on this.🙄

  • @BlackBNimble
    @BlackBNimble 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    ThE GUY PRETENDING THAT HE WAS TALKING IN TONGUES WAS PRICELESS!!

  • @danthadon87
    @danthadon87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Religious people are known to have the schizotypal personality disorder which is a mild version of schizophrenia. Stanford University professor Robert Sapolsky has a good lecture on it.

  • @ppatrick1a1
    @ppatrick1a1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you can find full versions of both here on TH-cam

  • @KetchupLocal
    @KetchupLocal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew once an old granny who didn't sleep well at night because she waited for Jesus coming as a thief at night to rapture his people. Christians sometimes, or all the time don't make sense, I just hope that granny flies up in a white horse.

  • @markb451
    @markb451 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I 100% agree, most of the "rules" in religious books I believe are there to take the "animal" out of man

  • @TerryUniGeezerPeterson
    @TerryUniGeezerPeterson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is some scary shit.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:13 - 0:22 you really know who to pick to get me fuming.I haven't heard anything that blatant since my mom's frustrated blurt out that she has no reason for her faith, and just clings to it because she's dependent on it.

  • @brettgustin9471
    @brettgustin9471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lots of delusional people out there

  • @crabbieappleton
    @crabbieappleton 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:20 That Priest (and the odd skimming through Aquinas) makes me oddly proud of having been raised a Catholic. Doesn't make up for all the bunk, hatred of sex and women, and child rape, but at least there's a faint trace of real intellectual tradition in that religion (the odd Galileo aside).
    Dawkins interviews him, too. It's a great conversation.

  • @MrEMann
    @MrEMann 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I just threw up a little.... How embarrassing to share DNA with those people.

  • @lucerogal
    @lucerogal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like that baby T-Rex isn't looking at that kid thinking, wow there's my lunch.

  • @ericbartol
    @ericbartol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    time at church would be time better spent helping a neighbor weed his yard.

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL, you got it!

    • @pianoboy1097
      @pianoboy1097 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better, smoking weed with a neighbor in his yard.

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Glenn
      best solution ever! :-D

    • @pianoboy1097
      @pianoboy1097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dead Parroting you know it! Especially being a bill maher movie ;)

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup. That would qualify as charity, the greatest virtue.

  • @GetMeThere1
    @GetMeThere1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The woman saying she's "gonna go out on the rapture, and come back on a white horse" looks SO MUCH like Ellen Burstyn in the throes of speed-induced psychosis in the movie Requiem for a Dream.

  • @ShadowZZZ
    @ShadowZZZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The stars died billions of years ago to literally form you and everything around so forget about jesus" -Lawrence Krauss

  • @jmc597
    @jmc597 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Faith is the end of reason.

  • @ronaldmiller156
    @ronaldmiller156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You can't pass IQ tests?

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't that add to the point?

  • @blainemartin1397
    @blainemartin1397 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching and hearing these people Bill interviewed …. Made my IQ level drop a few points! God bless you Bill, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • @daydreamer1475
    @daydreamer1475 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thumbs up if want a White Horse too!
    :D

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I already have a penis, thank you.

  • @RH-xs8gz
    @RH-xs8gz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When that idiot was "speaking in tongues", I laughed so hard, I spit out my sacramental wine!

  • @MrLumbee1971
    @MrLumbee1971 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wow lol

  • @gillydey9764
    @gillydey9764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just saw Maher doing sign horns watch

  • @Didymusification
    @Didymusification 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the senator laughed about the IQ test and then had a blank look on his face afterwards realizing he just insulted himself.

  • @benjaminvoissem2327
    @benjaminvoissem2327 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    +Lorenzo Brown, I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about with Earthquakes, but I'm guessing that animals who hear longer wavelength sounds can sense the P-Waves before the S-Waves and Seismic Waves pass through the area.