THE TORNADO TANK - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Renaissance Update)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- The renaissance update has finally brought Da Vinci's Tank to TABS. Let's blow stuff up!
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14:13 I started to cry and gasp for air from laughing my ass off!
"What kinda Jesus horses are these!?" Just killed my sense of humor.
No 14:13
TRUE
"I hope it doesn't spin to fast!"
*TURNS* *INTO* *A* *TORNADO*
Aw god, not you too
Lol
Shriek
Auto correct just turned shriek into shriek
Shriek
“They can’t possibly hit all of us!”
Balloon archers: *Observe*
"they can't stop all of us "
Us army: observe
HA HA area 15 memes
BTW THAT Wasn’t on accident
Grave car thingys: STONKS
“The artist can not overcome the inspiration.”
- CaptainSauce, 2019
“The Artist Cannot Overcome The Inspiration”
-Captain Sauce 2019
OMG THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDED PHILOSOPHICAL!!!!
AC Gaming what the does that mean
Aria Giddings maybe that no matter what an artist cannot fully convey the meaning of what he or she is creating.
*Paints basement full of dead bodies*
People: this has a deeper meaning
Me: n-no it’s just my basement
Exactly what I was thinking
It sounds wise, but it's incorrect.
The musketeer is back? Yes! Now for the cannon. And more secret units, and the pirates, and the neons...
Your profile pic says it all
#bringbackchickenman
@@marshalledwards1196 emenim
Cap”I like there beards”
Me *proceeds to look at caps face. “Wait a minute something looks similar here”
Scrapman?🤔
*Their
Yes I know I commenting on a year old comment
@xXGAGElongbowXx.
*Their
Yes I know *IM commenting on a year old comment
@@genocidalyoukai7890 carpet*
@@knifesketball I never said anything even remotely related to the word carpet
They should add secret bonuses, like if a hoplite is outnumbered 1 to 10, they get a damage boost
Or snuffy, being a wooly mammoth, takes longer to freeze
YESSSS
@@Vv24708 YES
Or when Spartans get units close to the edge they kick them off a Cliff
@@dushawneaton1753 taekwondo should do that
"You are fine this is why we wear heavy armor to battle instead of puffy clothes." He says to the Samurai, whose armor was specifically made out of a light yet strong material for maneuverability on the battlefield.
Different kind of heavy.
@@philosotree5876 Well not to bust out my nerd glasses but then wouldn't it be heavy-duty? Or strong? Tough? The in-game armor models are no thicker than the clothes of the renaissance units, and the armor of samurais was most often made out of a very lightweight yet durable super-plastic, so no matter how you put it, no definition of heavy fits with your argument. Good day, fine sir/madam!
@@thetrgger8630 It's not literally heavy, it just means there's a lot of it covering the body.
@@philosotree5876 yeah, i know. I presented arguments to all definitions of the word heavy. You have google, you have internet, take a second to search up the definitions for the word "heavy" and you will see results which i explained are not to your advantage
@@thetrgger8630 I don't care about official definitions, I'm just explaining what he meant.
12:20
Snake: A bit more bite you said?
At 6:53 you can see something majestic
RIP Hobbit hanging from a balloon arrow in his Dong
that is truly majestic
a lot of the units got balloon arrows in their dongs
Imagine fighting not only for your life, but for everything you believe in nd then someone shoots u in the dong with a balloon
R.I.P bilbo
Rip 100000 hobits
I’ve got an army I’d like you to try
Baloon archers vs Valkyries
They can’t die of fall damage if they fly
They won’t have balloon damage but the arrow itself also valkyries will go up a bit
It's a bird it's a plane it's a Valkyrie fighting a balloon archer
Who likes my thing
Emerald Puppet me
bluuup
Nobody:
Me: *me and my horse get sucked down canal at the speed of light* "ight I'm bout to head out"
Ballista: I'm the best unit in the game, nothing can stop me
Davinci Tank: Hold my Beer
*hold my ammo
Hold my cannons*
Valkyrie : hold my wings
IzNahteen Hold my cannonballs
Hold my balls*
6:55 halfling gets shot in the nuts by the balloon archer.
ohh that's painful
They gotta stop making these movies
First shark-nado
Then mace-nado
And now cannon-nado with guest star
Leonardo De Caprio
K Mac Jadenado
What about the most greatest in the series? tornado-nado
SplashInkAnims
No tornado-nado-nado
Stupid Animations Tornadoes-Tornadoes-Tornadoes-Tornadoes-Tornadoes-Tornadoes-nado
When I hear the intro the rest of the video is just happiness :)
Yes my friend yes
@@mallorygilchrest1305 You are a true *COMRADE*
@@Ugh718 aww thanks friend!
@@mallorygilchrest1305 Np.Hmm...Although,It's OUR FRIEND LOL😂
SOVIET UNION COMMUNIST PROPAGANDIST:LET'S RESTORE yes our friend
“Can a ninja fight a horse”
-captain sauce 2019
Happened sometimes in medieval japan. The takeda clan basically invented the calvary charge for sengoku japan
16:30: One of the fenders had too much caffeine.
7:33 *DAMN BOI THATS A THICK SNUFFY*
Hey cap! There's 2 new secret units in the new update
ALSO LOVE YOUR VIDS!!! you always make me happy
The units are bolloner and the red jade the ballooner is in the sky on the new map the red jade is in the palace some where on the dynasty map
like this so cap will see it
@@jaylencanty3476red jade is in the roof on the outside of the building on dynasty on the same roof as the sensai
NO SPOILING IT
@@lordofmemes8750 captain will see it anyway. he read all the comments, because he love see peoples suggesting things :D
When I saw the Da Vinci tank shape, I was like...This is prime tornado material...And it was...
RICO RORIGUEZ WOULD BE PROUD (just cause 4 air lifters)
He should bring that series back
What about big boss?
Pat Rick yes
Rip dima
Me: paints with the color red
Sausy boi: it’s the blood of his enemy’s
Red, the blood of angry men!
Oh god, you publicly executed the shield bearers!! Like, literally. The balloon arrows lifted the shields, as the fencers came in to stab them.
I dont know how you do it cap, 1 video a day with exelent quality content, you are so energetic and genuinly funny in your videos. Lets get this man to 10 million; he deserves it. 😊❤❤❤❤
hell nah 10000000000000000 mil
I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES
Got a looooooooong way to go
well about 3 years later he's at 2.56 mil what was he at the time of the video?
“They can’t shoot all of us”
So you started the raid on Area 51!
Please don't [REDACTED] my neck
Your neck
Is now [REDACTED]
@SCP - 173 Peanut F*CK
ILL BE BACK WITH MY FRIENDS
@@Froggend HA YOU CAN'T [REDACTED] ME MY TIME IS NOW
P.s [REDACTED] was found in [REDACTED] in 2:30 Am
True
YES! CAPTAIN SAUCE DID A VIDEO ON THE UPDATE! :D
Yes! Captain sauce did a video! :D
My favorite animal is a polar bear
Please can you continue life of Keven
Wrong
YES
Me: *Sees the video*
Also me: *Scarecrow on roofs intensifies*
6:14 area 51 logic and I love the fact that he lost
17:54 I didn’t know we were making a smiley face 🙂
That guy just got tag teamed from behind-Captainsauce 2019
Bayblade really step up there game with that new Bayblade
6:09
This sums up the area 51 raid basically
Look up they might have a secret unit
Hey sauce play goat simulator it is super fun
Also slime rancher has had a bunch of updates so please come back to it
I second this idea
Both, actually.
He HAS played goat simulator, its one of his playlists
@@lizdelizpc3482 butch
He had idiot
14:55 they honestly look like they shoved half baguettes on their arms 😂
People dont realize that snuffy isn't dumb, his eyes aren't spaced and pupils dilated because he's slow, hes a calm, calculated, heartless blood thirsty clump of fur and bath salts, prehistoric mushroom fueled rage
16:35 look at the left fencers eyes
14:25 I'd like to quote a song
Ahem
"whiskey for my men and beer for my horses"
Loki 666 Toby Keith?
@@Bravo_99 is the sun hot?
Loki 666 Hmmmm... I don’t know. What do you think?
@@Bravo_99 That you don't understand how to breathe
Loki 666 How am I alive then? I need to trade the carbon dioxide.
THE TORNADO MAN HAS RETURNEEED. Nuggets and all that is great. Shall be devoured by it!
Rnaradasu “nuggets” not nugget
Finally, a whole new faction with a map, new secret units, and the tank!
Caption sauce looking at the cavalry : Where is your rider?
Captain sauce right after making the video : Where are my viewers?
"Come towards the sound of my voice snuffy" he says while his face floats above the canal
Captain when he sees the unit he wanted so bad he was like :holy s**t
The look of shock and horror that crosses sauces face when the tank went tornado. It chilled me to my core.
“It’s like the world’s most demented ferris wheel”
So...
Ferris wheels spin sideways now?
Surreal Snowman Why do you think it’s the most demented Ferris wheel
Hell’s freezing over because it’s not a Ferris wheel?
Surreal Snowman It’s a sideways Ferris wheel, that’s a pretty demented Ferris wheel if you ask me
Bullet rain!
-A TON of cheerleaders
-5 bullet slingers.
BEAT THAT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woops i mean
CaptainSauce: maybe a valkrie or two
also CaptainSauce: places 6 valkrie
time stamp 17:00
fighting fire with fire oh wait...
9 cheerleaders. 1 one cannon beyblade vs 9 cheerleaders. 1 mace spinner
yes
The fire force anime/manga
3 2 1 LET IT RIIIIIP
BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP
@@luxdeitine4882 one punch pulled the string to let it so hard it turned into a tornado
“The pen is mightier then the sword”
Now where have I heard that
The amazing world of-
PETITION FOR CAPTIANSAUCE TO PLAY PLAY WEST OF LOATHING (notice me senpai)
Can we get to five hundred likes?
He has a bit.
I sign
@@steveyboi2999 I saw I wanted to start my own. I saw the game and loved it
YESSSS
I was honestly expecting painters to paint units and turn them to their team but sadly, they don’t.
From watching a bit more, I take that sentence back to see if they can.
I love captain sauce cause he doesn't click bait or fake vids
Hey man awesome vid. Keep up the awesome work my man.😀❤️
How convenient! I was watching some Captain Sauce videos and this was perfect!
Happy Hooves same
“COME YO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE” he said when his camera screen was above the river 9:00
It wasn't. But okay.
@@te3334 yes it was, the webcam was above the river
@@te3334 yes it was, the webcam was above the river
@@thehuyto no it was on the edge of the floor. Not even that close a good distance from the river.
@@thehuyto 9:00 look at that. You cannot tell me he's over the river. HE WAS ON THE EDGE.
16:15 did anyone see the guy hanging from a baloon and im pretty sure i speak for a lot of us when i say we love you captain (not gay)
In those times people killing each other with sticks and stones ,iron and gunpowder and DaVinci here creates a fliping tank think about that ya he was a step ahead of everyone else.
My teacher told my class to do reaserch for a project I just put it off fell asleep in stead of studying and watch some tabs and kind of when of of the Roman faction my teacher gave me a 50 cause she thought it was funny I showed her your videos she said that the Romans didn't fight guys in banana suits and Sonic the hedgehog hog 😎
Wow that definitly happened
Let me guess, everybody clapped after?
Roman faction?
The faction the Romans and zues are in
There's no way they can shoot all of us!
sounds a lot like the area 51 raid
You should try mace spinner tornado vs de Vinci tank tornado.
I tried, 2 maces lost to one tank
you missed the 2 secret units
Jade Spear (Nut kicking sarissan pike)
Ballooner ( the hugger dudes)
also they are hard to find
hey shibe want some bepis? yos **pours conk into bepis** WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF. hey cat want some conk? yas **pours bepis into conk** BAMBOOZLED TO INFINITY
Heck yea! Keep up the great videos! (Also if you happen to see this, my friend ButterfingersV is a huge fan and this is a shout out to him!!!!)
1. Horse versus other horse the lethal one
2. Venser vs. Teacher
3. And I hope you do this:)
1. They are equal at long distances, at close range the jouster wins.
2. The fencer wins every time.
3. That's not how lists work.
@@Mike-ukr no the knight wins, because of the backdash
@@tada-kun982 It actually hurts in this case. It's really a 50/50 tossup, I've just checked.
@@Mike-ukr Yeah, I cant, im not at home and missed the Update, i only have yt information
@@tada-kun982 When you do test, keep in mind the cavalry is extremely inconsistent in how it spawns.
CaptainSauce you should control units a little bit more because I like it. (maybe we)
Like so CaptainSauce can see and like if you want him to control units in TABS.
I've played tabs enough and have never seen a moving horse before so in my eyes the horses are completely noraml and beautiful
Balloon archers: you can't defeat us
Captainsauce: I know but he can
Snuffy: balloons only make me faster!
I would love onother uplode of this tommarow
Also can you have a contset with every unit when the the prirate update comes (i fence so i hope the fencer wins)
#2TimesInARow
Yes and first lol
Hell yeah new units!!!
You tried buddy
Luv ur vids! Pls play thief sim vr or ancient warfare 3!!!
Da Vinci tank + Cheerleaders = Cyclone with cannons
At 6:58
I could see a half ling that had a balloon attach to there croch
Fight my army, 10 chearleaders and 1 ballista in front
Cap try 3 mace spinner tornadoes VS Tornado divinchi tank pls like so he will see it
Thabks
Thanks
Yeah I'm all about that my guy
I got multiple accounts so I'll like it on all of them
Uhhh
You're so awesome captainsauce I watch your videos daily you really make my day and always put a smile on my face you're hilarious keep making videos
20:07
Bayblad bayblad let it rip!
Mace spinner: I'm the only unit what turns into a tornado
Da Vinci tank: *turns into a tornado*
Mace spinner: well I'll be damned a tornado tank 0_0
I would love to meet this guy he always can find a way to make me laugh keep up the amazing work sauce
me: * reads title *
also me: Did they added it in?! XD
me again: * sees opening scene *
me for the last time: *THEY DID, THOSE CRAZY SON OF A BI&CHES, THEY REALLY DID!!!* XD Also those are some *CRAZY* warriors, just, dang, their tuff. 8|
if you go relly far up in the sky its a sekret unite.
He did that at the start of the video m8
20:19 the da vinci tank has turned into a da vinci tornado
The painter cannot overcome the inspiration but every single famous in existence has overcome their inspiration
THERES A BALLOON GUY/secret IN THE SKY
Nobody:
Me: how many likes Does this 0 views video have?
TH-cam: yes
I'm not first
I'm not last
But I clicked super fast
This comment is unoriginal
I subbed to you hope that makes your day : -)
HELL YEA THIS IS UNORIGINAL i subscribed tho
But you are the original
How true
@@mikesours1724 thanks
CaptainSauce: maybe a valkrie
also CaptainSauce: *places down 6 valkries*
"We could use something with a bit more bite"
Snake: "begins to tear apart a guy"
Thank you for making another great video keep it up♥️♥️♥️
Fluppigus
Daderpyerp ___ your first
I like Minecraft
Potato
This comment section is.... what?
Your first sub to yiu
They can't shoot all if us
Okay area 51 raiders
Tney suea
10:30 chill out... with the ice archers? PUN? CAPTAIN HUH?
“WHAT KINDA JESUS HORSES ARE THESE?!”
Jesus: *hey where’s my horses?*
No views, 319 comments...
TH-cam’s drunk again
Put your hands up this is the unoriginal comment police
I love how I click so fast TH-cam does not know it’s out
Waht
You know what I mean
8:15 one of the protectors was flying up by his 🥜
☻☻☻
I see
It’s a tabs ranged unit… they always target the nuts
Wow no views 57 likes and 1 dis like great job you tube
WHY DO PEOPLE STILL DO THIS AND WHY DO PEOPLE STILL LIKE THIS???
@@jeffreythecow2392 cuz youtubes drunk and well i find it interesting that a multi million dollar company still thinks that a vid with 0 views gets 57 likes!
Put your hands up this is the unoriginal comment police
Tabs law includes:anything that spins will be a tornado and everything is not accurate at all
What are you talking about this is perfectly 100 percent accurate 👌
Nobody:
Tabs:We have a giant cannon beyblade